Michael McIntyre's greatest jokes #1

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  • Published on Jan 27, 2018
  • Criticism:
    - Phone Charging Joke was very funny since it's very personal to me, back then without the technology, the decision of getting stuff we take granted now a days was a big deal.
    - Raising children joke was the funniest. I've risen my children and have experienced all the things Michael suggested in this excerpt.
    - OMG the driving joke! Haha! Hilarious!!
    - The clock one is so obsurd and funny at the same time. It's just so funny how he makes fun of things we experience all the time.
    - The sport joke is again, as usual, funny! Sports is a peculiar things, and when explained and emphasised by Michael, it makes my throat hurt :)
    - Christmas Toys from Crackers are just -- well you know.
    - I like the McDonald's at Heathrow, not the one down the street. This joke was surprising since it combines my personal interest and my personal experience from my kids.
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  • kalgaritch
    kalgaritch 7 days ago

    Pm

  • Ntokozo Gumede
    Ntokozo Gumede 8 days ago

    Haven't laughed so hard in a while😂

  • Max Van Der Merwe
    Max Van Der Merwe 8 days ago

    Had to come here after watching Lily Singh’s talk show 😫 feels good knowing humour still exists!

  • Peter Henson
    Peter Henson 14 days ago +1

    Michael is brilliant, he knows all about our idiosyncrasies we all have and turns it into humer and giddy laughter.

  • Yusri Amilkassim
    Yusri Amilkassim 17 days ago +1

    His joke is just a regular thing happen everyday... But the way his present it and deliver the storyline is epic humour.. Hahahahha

  • paul Smith
    paul Smith 20 days ago

    The left has totally destroyed comedy. This guy is clearly a very talented comedian able to wring laughter out of jokes about phone chargers and wiper blades. I can only imagine how funny he would be without the pc straight jacket.

  • paige gibson
    paige gibson 21 day ago

    OK BOOMER

  • Yo ass is a Pork chop
    Yo ass is a Pork chop 24 days ago

    I love his accent 😍

  • Mad9977 Productions
    Mad9977 Productions 27 days ago

    "...I lost the hour, we gained..." I'm dead 😂

  • joshua hooley
    joshua hooley 29 days ago

    stay away from calpol kids!!!
    27 views give it a watch guys funny times

  • episode_iv
    episode_iv Month ago

    26:10 lee evans made that same joke before but it seems like just a coincidence i wouldnt dare associate this situation to the likes of the many jokes amy schumer stole

  • deekat3279
    deekat3279 Month ago

    The last bit... I've told my bank that if someone wants to put money in my account, no need to ask for a pin number lol accept and say thank you. 😊

  • absolute cracking banter

    His nephew is in my year at school

  • Redheadsknowbest
    Redheadsknowbest Month ago

    Actually as a kid I put myself to bed all the time; but we had a horse farm, and did all the work ourselves.

  • S M
    S M Month ago

    Two minutes straight that man talked about chargers. I really don’t get British humor

    • paul Smith
      paul Smith 20 days ago

      He can't offend any of the sainted victim groups that pc revolves around on pain of never working again. Hence the naff joke about fucking phone chargers. The left have totally destroyed comedy in Britain.

  • Gideon Bistricer
    Gideon Bistricer Month ago

    Stewart Lee brought me here.
    I can see what he was talking about.

  • John Mickish
    John Mickish Month ago

    Lol you can download thumb war hahaha

  • British Comedy UK
    British Comedy UK Month ago +1

    Total Legend x

  • Stephen Pagett
    Stephen Pagett Month ago

    If his children are anything like they are made out to be they must be complete spoilt little brats!!!

  • Chris Taylor
    Chris Taylor Month ago +1

    Not funny to me

  • Tino Arbon
    Tino Arbon Month ago

    Yes, happens all the time here

  • JAMES HULLEZA
    JAMES HULLEZA Month ago

    You know when the comedian is truly funny when his jokes has no sexual innuendos and cussing involved... but still so funny...

  • archived
    archived Month ago +1

    "No no not this pret a manger, I like the one at Gatwick."

  • Tulin Fox
    Tulin Fox Month ago

    Brilliant!

  • Howard Thomas
    Howard Thomas 2 months ago

    Observational comedy at its best.

  • Naima Aybakar
    Naima Aybakar 2 months ago

    Oh my god

  • DaAceGamer
    DaAceGamer 2 months ago

    6:05 is the best

  • Anna Sheehy
    Anna Sheehy 2 months ago

    Played it to my 8 years old daughter :) next day she tried to be the perfect child, dressed washed and ready for school on her own, stress-free morning. Thank you Michael :)

  • Fiona Lealan
    Fiona Lealan 2 months ago

    *breath* minty fresh 😂😂

  • Ndidi1st ✨
    Ndidi1st ✨ 2 months ago

    This guy is just too funny! 😂😭😂

  • singh singh
    singh singh 2 months ago +1

    I will be honest. Today I found this guy on TVclip and I love him :) thank you for a great evening

  • Nick Rama
    Nick Rama 2 months ago

    Gosh! He's brilliant. Hilarious and I'm just amazed at the many relatable jokes.

  • Internet Hero
    Internet Hero 2 months ago

    To everyone commenting how he's a clean comic......grow up. Nothing wrong with clean comics, nothing wrong with vulgar comics. Best part about it all, we have the choice to listen to the ones we want. Not comics faults because you decided to listen to them so don't hate on them.

  • Joseph Day
    Joseph Day 2 months ago

    Omg I have an angel child loves veggies and fruit obsessed with brushing teeth loves bath time and I just sit and wait for her to finish and she tell us ok I’m tired goodnight....she’s not even 3...

  • Alfonso Alonzo
    Alfonso Alonzo 2 months ago

    Brussel sprouts for christmas....whi hurt you guys over there

  • Dave Barlow
    Dave Barlow 2 months ago

    Comment section..95% of middle class people praising his non use of profanities

  • - Peridot -
    - Peridot - 2 months ago +1

    Yep, this is why I love him.

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    More impressive than clean American comedy (a la Brian Regan) is clean BRITISH humor 👆👆👆

  • Ron Wylie
    Ron Wylie 3 months ago

    He is very good but for some reason I have not really watched him, maybe Im to used to more vicious comics lol, his audience here are really nice, you could cause mass panic here with a balloon on a stick lol

  • Marcie Law
    Marcie Law 3 months ago

    The charger thing is so true I’m crying 🤣

  • Joe Soap
    Joe Soap 3 months ago

    If I live to be a hundred I'll never understand why people think this guy is funny.

  • kevin juden
    kevin juden 3 months ago

    Look up Benny Hill real comedian not this twat.

  • lhms1704
    lhms1704 3 months ago

    Omg, the thumb war one killed me XD

  • London59
    London59 3 months ago +1

    Funniest standup ever!

  • Mayuresh Dhagamwar
    Mayuresh Dhagamwar 3 months ago +1

    Michael Mcintyre is a Genius! Gifted!

  • Laura Gilbert
    Laura Gilbert 3 months ago +1

    My charger is in the kitchen lololol

  • Thomeisa Jeffers
    Thomeisa Jeffers 3 months ago +3

    His sarcasm is absolutely great 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭laughing in tears

  • Nicholas Hill
    Nicholas Hill 3 months ago +2

    Genius comedy that is inclusive of race, culture, sexuality, and faith. Just laugh while knowing that there is little danger of offending someone.

  • Cyn Ho
    Cyn Ho 3 months ago

    I prefer shopping at LOWES!!!

  • PracticalChristianity
    PracticalChristianity 3 months ago

    What does he mean, when he talks about "pants"? Does he talk about underwear or does he use this word in the American way?

  • andrew knight
    andrew knight 3 months ago +1

    while watching this i plugged in my phone :)

  • Lali Lali
    Lali Lali 3 months ago

    Sooo funny... 😂😂😂

  • Neil Marsden
    Neil Marsden 3 months ago +2

    Turkey so dry to have a sandwich have to luquify the bread lol

  • Sam Eovaldi
    Sam Eovaldi 3 months ago

    Do people actually use their hazards in the UK? US here, I’ve seen someone use their hazards once. It was a car going 17 in a 55 area that smelling like it was about to catch on fire at any moment. No one uses their hazards EVER.

  • Shakermaker
    Shakermaker 3 months ago

    Wobble head

  • Free Deer
    Free Deer 3 months ago

    I’ve always loved broccoli is that weird

  • Jen D
    Jen D 3 months ago

    The windshield wipers and hazard lights...crying. 😂😂😂

  • Bree Clark
    Bree Clark 3 months ago +3

    I literally typed in British camp stand up comedy to find Michael

  • Lou
    Lou 3 months ago

    Absolutely brilliant. My jaw hurts from smiling and I’m only 14 minutes in - this just proves that comedy doesn’t have to be racist or sexist to be amusing.

  • ROSSELLA DI PEDE
    ROSSELLA DI PEDE 3 months ago +1

    oh and minty fresh!!! 😂😂😂 kills me everytime