Michael McIntyre's greatest jokes #1

  • Published on Jan 27, 2018
  • Criticism:
    - Phone Charging Joke was very funny since it's very personal to me, back then without the technology, the decision of getting stuff we take granted now a days was a big deal.
    - Raising children joke was the funniest. I've risen my children and have experienced all the things Michael suggested in this excerpt.
    - OMG the driving joke! Haha! Hilarious!!
    - The clock one is so obsurd and funny at the same time. It's just so funny how he makes fun of things we experience all the time.
    - The sport joke is again, as usual, funny! Sports is a peculiar things, and when explained and emphasised by Michael, it makes my throat hurt :)
    - Christmas Toys from Crackers are just -- well you know.
    - I like the McDonald's at Heathrow, not the one down the street. This joke was surprising since it combines my personal interest and my personal experience from my kids.
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Comments • 1 171

  • Joe Soap
    Joe Soap 2 days ago

    If I live to be a hundred I'll never understand why people think this guy is funny.

  • kevin juden
    kevin juden 5 days ago

    Look up Benny Hill real comedian not this twat.

  • lhms1704
    lhms1704 5 days ago

    Omg, the thumb war one killed me XD

  • London59
    London59 6 days ago +1

    Funniest standup ever!

  • Mayuresh Dhagamwar
    Mayuresh Dhagamwar 9 days ago +1

    Michael Mcintyre is a Genius! Gifted!

  • Laura Gilbert
    Laura Gilbert 10 days ago +1

    My charger is in the kitchen lololol

  • Thomeisa Jeffers
    Thomeisa Jeffers 11 days ago +2

    His sarcasm is absolutely great 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭laughing in tears

  • Nicholas Hill
    Nicholas Hill 12 days ago +1

    Genius comedy that is inclusive of race, culture, sexuality, and faith. Just laugh while knowing that there is little danger of offending someone.

  • Cyn Ho
    Cyn Ho 13 days ago

    I prefer shopping at LOWES!!!

  • PracticalChristianity
    PracticalChristianity 13 days ago

    What does he mean, when he talks about "pants"? Does he talk about underwear or does he use this word in the American way?

  • andrew knight
    andrew knight 15 days ago +1

    while watching this i plugged in my phone :)

  • Lali Lila
    Lali Lila 15 days ago

    Sooo funny... 😂😂😂

  • Neil Marsden
    Neil Marsden 16 days ago +2

    Turkey so dry to have a sandwich have to luquify the bread lol

  • Sam Eovaldi
    Sam Eovaldi 16 days ago

    Do people actually use their hazards in the UK? US here, I’ve seen someone use their hazards once. It was a car going 17 in a 55 area that smelling like it was about to catch on fire at any moment. No one uses their hazards EVER.

  • Shakermaker
    Shakermaker 16 days ago

    Wobble head

  • The Random Club
    The Random Club 16 days ago

    I’ve always loved broccoli is that weird

  • Jen D
    Jen D 21 day ago

    The windshield wipers and hazard lights...crying. 😂😂😂

  • Brie Clark
    Brie Clark 22 days ago +3

    I literally typed in British camp stand up comedy to find Michael

  • Lou
    Lou 22 days ago

    Absolutely brilliant. My jaw hurts from smiling and I’m only 14 minutes in - this just proves that comedy doesn’t have to be racist or sexist to be amusing.

    ROSSELLA DI PEDE 23 days ago +1

    oh and minty fresh!!! 😂😂😂 kills me everytime

  • obscure wave music
    obscure wave music 29 days ago

    Don’t like to use that word, but Michael IS a genius, the greatest ever ! Brilliant, period.

  • Sarah Brown
    Sarah Brown Month ago

    Is it weird I feel like Hoovering his house for him?

  • jack sparrow
    jack sparrow Month ago

    I lost my charger for my phone I got yesterday watch this to cheer me up wow x

  • Queensize Lush
    Queensize Lush Month ago

    I just love him

  • Rabail Jehan
    Rabail Jehan Month ago +2


  • Mark Mark Tanner
    Mark Mark Tanner Month ago

    Posh prick

  • Aditi Maheshwari
    Aditi Maheshwari Month ago


  • mizofan
    mizofan Month ago

    Try Dave Allen and Stewart Lee

  • Diana f
    Diana f Month ago

    My son resist everything from the day he was born and he's 19 years old now and all he does it's video game what the f*** am I going to do. I'm a single mom I should be moving on with a grown child. But he does nothing

    • Rhi G
      Rhi G 2 days ago

      Take the console and games. Give him an ultimatum.....get a job and contribute or leave. At 19 he's an adult. Put your foot down, girl. Good luck!

  • Diana f
    Diana f Month ago

    I do every four things for my 19 year old son what the f***

  • Diana f
    Diana f Month ago

    Does a 19 year old child consider a child? Because he doesn't do dishes he doesn't clean the bathroom he doesn't do anything but play video games what the hell am I going to do

  • Diana f
    Diana f Month ago

    Oh my God I miss 62% and my son just disconnected my charger what the f*** am I going to do this is totally not funny what do I do to avoid this whole situation. What should I tell my son when he disconnects my charger

  • Diana f
    Diana f Month ago

    I hope to God nobody disconnects my charger. Just sayin

  • Diana f
    Diana f Month ago

    hold on I just plugged in my cell phone to charge

  • Fintan Magee
    Fintan Magee Month ago

    The British are definitely going to loose World War 3.

  • Jason Wright
    Jason Wright Month ago

    Wait, he’s not gay?.. not that there is anything wrong with that

    • Rhi G
      Rhi G 2 days ago

      No. He's just a bit camp.

  • jo gurl
    jo gurl Month ago

    I can't breathe.....omg I love this guy

  • Pablo Fernandez
    Pablo Fernandez 2 months ago

    There... is a... laughing track???

  • judgenutmeg1977
    judgenutmeg1977 2 months ago

    This twat's popularity is a clear indication of the end of everything. We have lost.

  • David Bis
    David Bis 2 months ago

    (for all us Americans out here) Hoovered=vacuumed

  • Lesley Ann MacLeod
    Lesley Ann MacLeod 2 months ago

    One thing I would like to know is why everyone laughs when he tells jokes but no one laughs when I tell some of the jokes that he has said.

  • Liam Gobindram
    Liam Gobindram 2 months ago +1

    Who's poo is this 💩💩💩

  • Sylive H
    Sylive H 2 months ago

    The hair wash part. My daughter is exactly said same thing

  • Senad Music
    Senad Music 2 months ago

    He is correct ALL games and sports ARE GIANT WASTE OF TIME that you will NEVER get back. Even more moronic is the waste of time of people watching it and paying to waste their time,

  • Merlin theme Parks
    Merlin theme Parks 2 months ago +2

    I agree British are the best drivers

  • Random Person
    Random Person 2 months ago +1

    I got into a fist-fight with my cousin over a charger

  • Chaim
    Chaim 2 months ago +1

    I might need the maps 😂

  • Ellen Hynes
    Ellen Hynes 2 months ago +2

    7:03 Raise your hand if you were ever guilty of this.
    I know I was 😇

  • Chris Morris
    Chris Morris 2 months ago +4

    But... I like Turkey and Brussel Sprouts... ;) xD

  • Sophie Sewell
    Sophie Sewell 2 months ago +2

    I actually love his humour so much, it's so funny because it's so relatable and he doesn't swear or insult anyone to create a funny story. He's truly a great comedian.

  • Hailey Gruetter
    Hailey Gruetter 2 months ago

    Anyone lookin for a new youtuber to watch? I just started making some episodes called "talking about bullshit". might be worth a look, might not. why not check anyways and help a girl out u know? haha

  • Little Mouse
    Little Mouse 2 months ago

    If your turkey is dried and tasteless your cooking it wrong. 😛 my grandmother always makes the most juice flavor filled turkey every year.

  • Gloria Paddock
    Gloria Paddock 2 months ago


  • Topher Targaeryan
    Topher Targaeryan 2 months ago

    I relate so much to the windshield wipers bit lmao the build up during the intermittent is a thrill comparable to roller coasters for me

  • Connor
    Connor 3 months ago +4

    Toy plane on the counter, can i see your boarding pass? Im not getting on it 😂😂😂

  • TOP 10
    TOP 10 3 months ago

    only comedian that you laugh all the entire seconds. well donemike ur a pro xxx

  • TOP 10
    TOP 10 3 months ago +2

    i love you micheal ur amazing x

  • Sophie Dunn
    Sophie Dunn 3 months ago +4

    I basically wet myself laughing

  • Hello Person
    Hello Person 3 months ago

    I have a trapped nerve in my neck and I was sat here holding head up trying no to wet myself it hurts so bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    SHIRLEY HIETT 3 months ago

    I just read MM book life and laughs I take my hat off to you for the way you have gone from struggle to wonderful. I cannot wait to meet you next. What a lovely trying life story.

  • Inaya Stubbs
    Inaya Stubbs 3 months ago


  • Des Kelly
    Des Kelly 3 months ago

    Frankie Boyle's right - MM is an unfunny twat

  • Dr Chunky Biscuit
    Dr Chunky Biscuit 3 months ago

    Michael IS Lee Evans lite.

  • 山井文音
    山井文音 3 months ago +2

    This is Absolutely Hilarious!!! from 🇯🇵: )

  • Robin smith
    Robin smith 3 months ago

    His stories about children.. soooo funny!!!!

  • EdD5
    EdD5 4 months ago

    He's like Brian Regan except completely unfunny.

  • Umayya T
    Umayya T 4 months ago +1

    2:48 I can’t stop laughing 😂

  • Umayya T
    Umayya T 4 months ago

    Micheal is the best comedy person in the whole wide world 🌍 what’s even better is that he is a British person and every one knows that Britain 🇬🇧 is the best country ever Britain 🇬🇧 rules

  • Wolf Gamer 0-0
    Wolf Gamer 0-0 4 months ago +2

    The jokes he does about his Children are my favourite and I nearly always laugh
    Edit: also I love vegetables, I’m weird

  • Team Austin
    Team Austin 4 months ago +1

    I pissed myself laughing

  • I am luca Jacobs
    I am luca Jacobs 4 months ago


  • Laura Morris
    Laura Morris 4 months ago

    i used to beg to go to bed....i am a strange child...

  • Nick Slick
    Nick Slick 4 months ago

    This bloke is about as funny as a kick in the nuts.

  • Hasti M
    Hasti M 4 months ago +6

    I just have so much respect for this man, he doesn’t need to talk s*** to be funny, he is a professional. 👍🏻👌🏻

  • Paweł Montwiłł
    Paweł Montwiłł 4 months ago

    The best comedian next to Gabriel Iglesias. As most people mentioned - both of them don't need to use racist and sex jokes to be funny. Natural talent!