Michael McIntyre's greatest jokes #1

  • Published on Jan 27, 2018
  • Criticism:
    - Phone Charging Joke was very funny since it's very personal to me, back then without the technology, the decision of getting stuff we take granted now a days was a big deal.
    - Raising children joke was the funniest. I've risen my children and have experienced all the things Michael suggested in this excerpt.
    - OMG the driving joke! Haha! Hilarious!!
    - The clock one is so obsurd and funny at the same time. It's just so funny how he makes fun of things we experience all the time.
    - The sport joke is again, as usual, funny! Sports is a peculiar things, and when explained and emphasised by Michael, it makes my throat hurt :)
    - Christmas Toys from Crackers are just -- well you know.
    - I like the McDonald's at Heathrow, not the one down the street. This joke was surprising since it combines my personal interest and my personal experience from my kids.
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Comments • 970

  • Meg Butler
    Meg Butler 23 hours ago

    I would've said F as in fuck tbh xD

  • Delaney Houser
    Delaney Houser 2 days ago

    Booi not funny at all

  • Deana Dimond
    Deana Dimond 3 days ago

    The child thing was me when I was little

  • Nico Droster
    Nico Droster 3 days ago

    This isnt funny at all dude

  • queenie bachio
    queenie bachio 3 days ago

    Wow.. this guys actually funny!
    Luv it

  • Alice Sansby
    Alice Sansby 4 days ago


  • Rosemary Yang Heather

    Finally I can relate to the hazard light part๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Elena Dragut
    Elena Dragut 4 days ago

    Michael's greatest jokes should be a video with every joke he ever said because he's that brilliant

  • #chloe x
    #chloe x 6 days ago

    Haha ๐Ÿ˜‚ x

  • Just Smashing
    Just Smashing 7 days ago +1

    Just read his memoir, felt sorry for his life struggles until I found out he is worth ยฃ80m!
    He is funny, but not Frankie Boyle funny.

  • What happened was
    What happened was 7 days ago

    I donโ€™t know how I am just now finding this funny comedian ! Glad I did ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

  • ThinkNClick
    ThinkNClick 8 days ago

    Couldn't watch more than 10 mins but wow most unfunniest stand up comedian Ive ever seen. Didn't even crack a smile.

  • Doniedaff
    Doniedaff 8 days ago

    I don't really get this idea people have that all other comedians tell racist and sexist jokes, the vast majority of comedians don't. I can't think of a single popular comedian (Jim Davidson doesn't count as popular) who does this. As for cursing, it is actually more authentic for most people to say jokes with an occasional fuck where appropriate than to avoid cursing altogether as must people curse at some point. It is where excessive cursing is used to cover up lack of talent that we run into difficulties. For me, if you are trying to be a 'clean' comedian, I think it comes across as a bit false. In my opinion , no style of comedy is better than any other per se, it is down to how you perform them. I took up comedy myself three months ago and it really opened my eyes to how nuanced and complex a world it is. I never personally ffound Michael funny, but I would never criticise him having seen how comedy works, it really can be "One man and his dog" in front of you sometimes (well not literally a dog unless it's a guide dog) Michael survived that world to become a superstar, so even though he is not my cup of tea, I doff my imaginary cap to him. What I will say about him though, is while his sets don't do it for me, his send to all segment on his TV show is hilarious. Seems like a nice guy too so fair play to him and continued success.

  • Alex Casula
    Alex Casula 8 days ago

    Shampoo ha ha ha

  • Emma Belle Vlogs
    Emma Belle Vlogs 8 days ago

    My children love Michael - the charger thing in our house is so true !!!!

  • Iptv Ireland
    Iptv Ireland 8 days ago

    Michael McIntyre is a joke. What a dick.

  • Joe Harrington
    Joe Harrington 8 days ago

    'here's a normal scenario done with exaggerated voices' - pure mindless rubbish

  • Harrison Davies
    Harrison Davies 8 days ago

    3:23 had me dying๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Simon Carroll
    Simon Carroll 9 days ago

    i hope his kids see this some day XD

  • Kaiji Dan
    Kaiji Dan 9 days ago


  • 0000 H
    0000 H 9 days ago


  • Lisa McWilliams
    Lisa McWilliams 9 days ago

    Nail sux into the wall

  • Lisa McWilliams
    Lisa McWilliams 9 days ago

    Omgosh the clock! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ก

  • Lisa McWilliams
    Lisa McWilliams 9 days ago

    Lmao to only 1

  • Lisa McWilliams
    Lisa McWilliams 9 days ago

    Lmao you are so right out EVERYTHING? ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ

  • Red Leaf
    Red Leaf 10 days ago

    He's a genius. So true ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • NewHappyA White
    NewHappyA White 10 days ago

    I LOVE MICHAEL!!!!!๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’•

  • Khizar Khan
    Khizar Khan 10 days ago

    My stomach hurts.. There are tears rolling down my eyes... Thanks Michael... He is suchhh a gooood comedian. 13:03 OMG I almost woke my whole house up!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Merry Christmas
    Merry Christmas 10 days ago

    I like the hoover joke. Hoover and hold your own. Or walk with the dyson. Then square up to a loo roll and oooo oooo oooo

  • Jermaine Long
    Jermaine Long 10 days ago

    "Oh - and the torch."๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฆ

  • Chilly Fantasy
    Chilly Fantasy 10 days ago +1

    Reminds me of my philosophy teacher XD ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Ben Badu
    Ben Badu 11 days ago

    Not funny at all, really iratating, annoying voice, put him up there with Jack Whitehall and David walliams as complete dicks

  • J K
    J K 11 days ago

    My mum would've spanked my ass if I acted like this.

  • Darren O' Connor
    Darren O' Connor 11 days ago

    oh my god this fella sucks

  • Me1892 Ok
    Me1892 Ok 11 days ago +1

    Surely the title is a joke itself?

  • MS7
    MS7 12 days ago


  • Gee Sanchez
    Gee Sanchez 12 days ago

    Lol his funny

  • Molly Campin
    Molly Campin 12 days ago

    I would scream when shampoo ๐Ÿงด would even blushed past my eye

  • Billy Bob
    Billy Bob 13 days ago

    This is really bad

  • Rich Howard
    Rich Howard 13 days ago

    fart grenades lol

  • Professor Voodoo
    Professor Voodoo 14 days ago

    I watched this live and I have to say, going to see him live over watching the show on the tv is the best depiction you can make. He is hilarious, and itโ€™s just 3hrs of his stand up

  • steve stiffler
    steve stiffler 14 days ago

    Funny him

  • m o r g a n b a r r
    m o r g a n b a r r 15 days ago

    he cracks me up

  • mackenziear
    mackenziear 15 days ago

    He's cheating a living. If you find this funny you're thick as mince

  • nikanaughty
    nikanaughty 15 days ago

    I forget how to use my tongue when I hear him. Not funny guy.

  • Tom Noonan
    Tom Noonan 16 days ago

    Iโ€™m on 62

  • Grayson Burr
    Grayson Burr 18 days ago

    fell over laughing "it's gonna go in my eyes". Me as a kid. sorry mum and da.

  • MrJohnisthename
    MrJohnisthename 18 days ago

    Discount British Robin Williams

  • Penny Sayers
    Penny Sayers 19 days ago


  • Mannie A
    Mannie A 20 days ago

    All of this is so true.