Top 10 Barney Stinson Pick-Up Lines

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    Top 10 Barney Stinson Pick-Up Lines
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    We love Barney Stinson's hilarious pick-up lines on How I Met Your Mother. For this list, we’ll be looking at the best pick-up lines and schemes used by Barney Stinson. We’ll be ranking them based on how funny or entertaining they are, and we’ll be excluding lines he uses in his capacity as wingman to Ted. Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the top 10 funniest Barney Stinson pick-up lines on HIMYM.
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  • WatchMojo.com
    WatchMojo.com  Year ago +69

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    • Shean Fíonn
      Shean Fíonn 2 months ago

      We dont need commentary on a compilation. Just shut up and play the clips. Explaining the jokes, ruins the jokes.

    • Josh Laz
      Josh Laz 3 months ago

      Number 1 should have been "The Robin".

    • Nicolaj Nielsen
      Nicolaj Nielsen 6 months ago

      I would'nt care if everyone in the families of those whom work at your shit died by being run over by tanks driven by isis members...

    • babak mesgarzadeh
      babak mesgarzadeh 7 months ago

      It’s tic tok now boys

    • DeadDingo
      DeadDingo 7 months ago

      Sell outs

  • Saul Ali
    Saul Ali 8 hours ago

    7:38 thats a gud title for a porn movie lol

  • Abby CUMBER
    Abby CUMBER 4 days ago

    One of them should have been the Robin defo 👏🏻

  • Flo Franken
    Flo Franken 8 days ago

    Hello, weekend at Barney’s???

  • Penguinstudios123
    Penguinstudios123 9 days ago

    barney was such a twat lmao

  • Tristan Fritzer
    Tristan Fritzer 9 days ago +2

    He would make a great businessman

  • s25117
    s25117 9 days ago

    He is not comming cost 45$

  • Louis Frey
    Louis Frey 9 days ago

    The Ted Mosebey


    "i got left at the altar :("

  • Super TNT
    Super TNT 10 days ago

    Dude im sorry but you suck stop talking and let us listen to him

  • Nate Baldwin
    Nate Baldwin 10 days ago

    Musically sucks

  • Baron Kimaru
    Baron Kimaru 12 days ago

    Barney is the master

  • Rushen perera
    Rushen perera 14 days ago

    yeaaaa its boring when she explains the joke

  • MrManderineOrange
    MrManderineOrange 14 days ago

    People want to hear the line not your ongoing vocal narrative

  • אוהד ירקוני
    אוהד ירקוני 14 days ago +1

    "the robin" is by far the best pick up ever. you got it worng mojo...

  • Sri Hari
    Sri Hari 14 days ago

    no the "Ted Mosby" should be the first it is funny and it works

  • Flora Bochenska
    Flora Bochenska 15 days ago

    I love my gay son😍

  • KABOOM
    KABOOM 15 days ago

    WHAT ABOUT THE ROBIN

  • Kenny McCormick
    Kenny McCormick 15 days ago

    Challenge accepTED!

  • Kenny McCormick
    Kenny McCormick 15 days ago

    "legend-" wait for it
    ten years later....
    "Dary"

  • ThinkGamer
    ThinkGamer 18 days ago

    That guy looks similar to the movie called *The smurfs 2?* i think?
    when _papa_ is talking to that guy for their plans to take down _gargamel_ ?

  • Mr. J
    Mr. J 24 days ago

    I need new wing friends

  • David Gauld
    David Gauld Month ago

    07:42 Minutes out of 11:16 (the whole video) Is watchmojo pointlessly narrating.
    For cryin out loud will you please stfu and just play the damn clips?!?!

  • Shady's
    Shady's Month ago

    you know what would make this video perfect ? NO COMMENTARY

  • SickF0x
    SickF0x Month ago

    Just play them, narrating them kills all humour and is kinda insulting. The comedy was written and acted by professionals, you don't need to explain it.

  • Luka Stankovic
    Luka Stankovic Month ago

    i like the robin most

  • Judedamian Horner
    Judedamian Horner Month ago

    The winner should definitely have been "The Robin"

  • Maya Tsook
    Maya Tsook Month ago

    How you forgot"the robin"?!?!?!?!

  • KV Ripie Ripirzonz
    KV Ripie Ripirzonz Month ago

    No.3 is my favourite it made me laugh so hard XD

  • Ajay Nehulkar
    Ajay Nehulkar Month ago

    bhenchod bakchodi zyada aur video jhat barabar ka ..gandu aurat

  • Barney Stinson
    Barney Stinson Month ago

    Esteban, Doors!

  • Itamar alvo
    Itamar alvo Month ago

    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

  • jakub saj
    jakub saj Month ago

    Where is "The Robin" I`m asking where is it?

  • Leorick Girthrie
    Leorick Girthrie Month ago

    Sorry, I think the Robin is the ultimate play in the book.

  • Julien W
    Julien W Month ago

    Point of explaining what we just saw 1 second earlier? None

  • mickie
    mickie Month ago

    He is the only reason the series is better than Friends

  • jcattera1
    jcattera1 2 months ago

    barney is not ethical

  • CescRJ2
    CescRJ2 2 months ago

    What about the Robin? To get her to marry him

  • AZW512MKW (official 3 star Ninja General) hurricane andrew

    show of hands who can't figure out the pineapple incident

  • Thomas takes a toll for the dark

    We all know all 10 of these are in the playbook

  • Dana Perlstein
    Dana Perlstein 2 months ago

    What about "The Robin"?

  • Pit Icarus
    Pit Icarus 2 months ago

    Where is "the Robin" or "the my Penis grand wishes"

  • Minecrafter Days
    Minecrafter Days 2 months ago

    And it. Is. On

  • charles andrew
    charles andrew 2 months ago

    “The Robin” is his best move and most romantic (for me) 😂

  • savneet singh
    savneet singh 2 months ago

    thanks for your valuable elaboration of the dialogues. without that it would have been impossible to get the idea. may god give you brain.....HOPELESS

  • Get A Life
    Get A Life 2 months ago

    What about the robin

  • Dee India
    Dee India 2 months ago +1

    What is Barney's actual work

  • N. Kirsch
    N. Kirsch 2 months ago

    How I Met Neil.

  • Genevieve Oh
    Genevieve Oh 2 months ago

    I love you Barney! 💓😘😘

  • Srinivasa Bhargava
    Srinivasa Bhargava 2 months ago

    but deep down we all know "how you doing?" is the best pickup line.

  • Asian Bois WAP
    Asian Bois WAP 2 months ago

    “Don’t try that pickup line at home” ALABAMA 100

  • Shitpost Central HC
    Shitpost Central HC 2 months ago

    'The Robin' should have been an honorable mention...

  • JMRG GRMJ
    JMRG GRMJ 2 months ago

    The robin is #1 and then the scuba diver

  • Otto Jørgensen
    Otto Jørgensen 2 months ago

    6:14
    "I think i might be allergic to this stamp"

  • Katlego Malema
    Katlego Malema 2 months ago

    daddy s home

  • TheLocutus70
    TheLocutus70 2 months ago

    Ted Mosby, architect.

  • Bddh Fsj
    Bddh Fsj 2 months ago

    BEHENCHOD bolti bahut hai

  • Sebastien Robinson
    Sebastien Robinson 2 months ago +3

    My English teacher is named Mr. Stinson. Extra funny since he’s this flamboyant gay elder man. Lol

  • Erickson Silverio
    Erickson Silverio 2 months ago

    3:22 where's the green door?

  • sajit sudarshan
    sajit sudarshan 2 months ago

    Could have been better without the explanation

  • mark notterman
    mark notterman 3 months ago

    The robin should have been number 1

  • The Warrior Rlsh
    The Warrior Rlsh 3 months ago

    1 should've been the Robin

  • Scriptosaurus rex
    Scriptosaurus rex 3 months ago +1

    Pure creep.

  • tyler adams
    tyler adams 3 months ago

    The BEST T.V show hands down

  • Devin Ranasinghe
    Devin Ranasinghe 3 months ago

    please. stop narrating too much. please

  • Filipe Botelho
    Filipe Botelho 3 months ago

    I can only imagine how genius and twisted mind are the people who actually designed those lines hahah

  • Dhruvil Shah
    Dhruvil Shah 3 months ago

    Too much background commentary which makes this amazing video less fun

    • mickie
      mickie Month ago

      Yeah this woman really likes talking

  • Stufftester English
    Stufftester English 3 months ago

    Lol

  • Nicholas C
    Nicholas C 3 months ago

    WHAT ABOUT "THE ROBIN"???

  • Fernando Zapata
    Fernando Zapata 3 months ago

    No number one is. Who's your daddy

  • adam sandgaard
    adam sandgaard 3 months ago

    You forgot THE ROBIN

  • Rawsawn
    Rawsawn 3 months ago

    Just clip it and schhh we dont care Mojo, not one tiny bit.

  • Shadow Fiend
    Shadow Fiend 3 months ago

    This is stupid,you talk and explain everything insted of just letting scene go it self and let Barney talk and it will go by itself.......

  • Alegost1
    Alegost1 3 months ago

    the most elaborate and convoluted pick up from barney has to be "the robin"

  • Jakub Chalupa
    Jakub Chalupa 3 months ago

    For me the real N.1 should be "Haaaave you met Ted?" or "The Robin"

  • kevin waag
    kevin waag 4 months ago

    My best friend offered me the playbook for my birthday ^^

  • Apurv Patani
    Apurv Patani 4 months ago

    I think you should just play the clips instead of first explaining the whole thing and then playing it

  • The Invisible Tom
    The Invisible Tom 4 months ago

    What about the Robin ?

  • Hesam Moosapour Bardsiri

    A true PUA

  • KARANSINH YADAV
    KARANSINH YADAV 4 months ago

    I used don't drink that line on girl and she was luckily fan of barney too she play along and got in relationship with me

  • Buklo
    Buklo 4 months ago +4

    Here a sad story :
    The greatest tv shows playboy ever turns out to be gay in real life

  • Sanad Madi
    Sanad Madi 4 months ago

    I think the robin should be number one

  • Sander
    Sander 4 months ago

    I don’t think we need the voice over. Just play the God damn pickuplines. Stop stretching it to get those 10 mins vids u cucks

  • eliel d'souza
    eliel d'souza 4 months ago

    Doesn't anybody get annoyed with her stupid commentary???????

  • wealthy black man
    wealthy black man 4 months ago

    "The naked man WORKS!"

  • Maarten .b
    Maarten .b 4 months ago +3

    Who else bought the bro code and the playbook?

  • Bob Joe
    Bob Joe 4 months ago

    Stop talking about the thing and let us watch it for more than five seconds

  • Rohith Gopakumar
    Rohith Gopakumar 4 months ago

    have you met ted?

  • itsIFQ
    itsIFQ 5 months ago +1

    11:17 thank me later

  • Dasiu 420
    Dasiu 420 5 months ago

    Too much Talking

  • cooler than cool
    cooler than cool 5 months ago

    number one should be he robin

  • scantopup
    scantopup 5 months ago

    there is "the robin"

  • Cheech James
    Cheech James 5 months ago

    Anytime I see NPH in a different movie all I can imagine is him in a disguise trying to pick up girls.

  • Ameer Zaki
    Ameer Zaki 5 months ago

    The Robin?

  • Daniel Bay
    Daniel Bay 5 months ago

    My #1 is the "He's not coming" but the magic tricks are quite awesome.

  • the73rdBanana
    the73rdBanana 5 months ago

    Wow is a horse with some lame music

  • Dad man
    Dad man 5 months ago

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  • hey my dude
    hey my dude 5 months ago

    #1 should have been the robin

  • Devon Maddox
    Devon Maddox 5 months ago

    Where's the Robin?

  • Spoiler: Movie Reviews
    Spoiler: Movie Reviews 5 months ago

    What about the Robin??

  • Dragon SLAYER
    Dragon SLAYER 5 months ago

    “The robin” is the best