Top 10 Barney Stinson Pick-Up Lines


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  •  8 months ago +56

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    • Nicolaj Nielsen
      Nicolaj Nielsen Month ago

      I would'nt care if everyone in the families of those whom work at your shit died by being run over by tanks driven by isis members...

    • babak mesgarzadeh
      babak mesgarzadeh 2 months ago

      It’s tic tok now boys

    • DeadDingo
      DeadDingo 3 months ago

      Sell outs

    • Asaine14
      Asaine14 4 months ago

      What a sleezy way to get around the ad-free TVclip people can pay for. Automatic unsunscribe.

    • Matador Batista
      Matador Batista 4 months ago

      Weekend at barney,I miss that show.

  • Bob Joe
    Bob Joe 23 hours ago

    Stop talking about the thing and let us watch it for more than five seconds

  • Rohith Gopakumar

    have you met ted?

  • IslamIsHere
    IslamIsHere 4 days ago

    11:17 thank me later

  • Daszek Daszek
    Daszek Daszek 5 days ago

    Too much Talking

  • c_t_c 007
    c_t_c 007 7 days ago

    number one should be he robin

  • scantopup
    scantopup 7 days ago

    there is "the robin"

  • Cheech James
    Cheech James 11 days ago

    Anytime I see NPH in a different movie all I can imagine is him in a disguise trying to pick up girls.

  • Ameer Zaki
    Ameer Zaki 11 days ago

    The Robin?

  • Daniel Bay
    Daniel Bay 11 days ago

    My #1 is the "He's not coming" but the magic tricks are quite awesome.

  • the73rdBanana
    the73rdBanana 18 days ago

    Wow is a horse with some lame music

  • Dad man
    Dad man 18 days ago

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  • Atomic pain
    Atomic pain 19 days ago

    #1 should have been the robin

  • Devon Maddox
    Devon Maddox 23 days ago

    Where's the Robin?

  • Spoiler: Movie Reviews

    What about the Robin??

  • Dragon SLAYER
    Dragon SLAYER 24 days ago

    “The robin” is the best

  • Robert Downer
    Robert Downer 24 days ago

    How in the blue hell do you not have "The Robbin" on here? That should be #1

  • Chris Monachan
    Chris Monachan 27 days ago

    A great example of how to kill comedy. Explain the the short funny joke in a very long way with emphasis on the bits that you are meant to laugh at. Like explaining to an old person. Nicely done.

  • Tom Hutchinson
    Tom Hutchinson 27 days ago

    Why isn’t the robin on here

  • Artenca Collaku
    Artenca Collaku 28 days ago

    im sorry but the scuba diver cant be beaten its defo nr 1. that shit had me thinking bout it for days

  • Jackie Barone
    Jackie Barone Month ago

    You forgot the Robin


    what about the robin?

  • Dan Druff
    Dan Druff Month ago

    As much as I wanted to like this one, your insistence on unnecessarily explaining the lines ruined it for me...

  • Slim Donkey
    Slim Donkey Month ago

    I hate the dancing horse

  • Maria Arezes
    Maria Arezes Month ago

    What about " The Robin"????!!!??

  • Mr. Imperfect
    Mr. Imperfect Month ago

    4:22 Is that Zoey in the background as an extra

  • Dido Meurs
    Dido Meurs Month ago

    Where's the Robin?

  • everyone's favorite disappointment

    It's TIK TOCK now

  • Colin Rude
    Colin Rude Month ago

    do these work in real life

  • axe man
    axe man Month ago

    Hi count Olaf\Barney

  • oOoOosparkles
    oOoOosparkles Month ago

    I prefer The DENNIS System

  • Julien Torres
    Julien Torres Month ago

    Can we also get a Top 10 Barney Stinson MOMENTS video?

  • Jacob Timm Bonde Rasmussen

    what about "The Naked Man"

  • Popular Milet
    Popular Milet Month ago

    What about “The Robin”

  • Danish Malik
    Danish Malik Month ago

    Wtf was that? Putting that ad in between the video. Idiots! You ruined the whole thing

    BAD LUCK Month ago

    Im totally gonna try no.1 and the he's not here

  • Bradley Clark
    Bradley Clark Month ago

    Does that “Fallen from Heaven” pick up line actually work?

  • Shakester71
    Shakester71 Month ago

    You know she likes it dirty.

  • Anh Béo
    Anh Béo Month ago

    "The Ted Mosby" should be here

  • Ndronikus Ri
    Ndronikus Ri Month ago

    The explanations kills it all!!!

  • Nemanja Skoric
    Nemanja Skoric 2 months ago

    This series should still be on.

  • Matias Salinas
    Matias Salinas 2 months ago

    The robin is for me the best one

  • Suvrat Chaturvedi
    Suvrat Chaturvedi 2 months ago +1

    Where is "The Robin"?

  • Cck Pic
    Cck Pic 2 months ago

    THE ROBIN should the NO.1

  • Miss Poste *argw27
    Miss Poste *argw27 2 months ago +1

    *I was impressed to see that they made proper use of the word myriad in their video.*

  • shrikant pawar
    shrikant pawar 2 months ago

    The video would have been way better without your naration.. Totally ruined the video.

  • Arth Dave
    Arth Dave 2 months ago

    Don’t explain all the moves. You ate spoiling the movesr

  • Yogesh Mohan
    Yogesh Mohan 2 months ago

    Did not like the commentary along with the video....

  • Luis Semedo
    Luis Semedo 2 months ago

    you forget the robin

  • Cam Dely
    Cam Dely 2 months ago

    The robin definitely should have been no. 1

    IDKBOB TA 2 months ago

    You forgot "The Robin" which is the equivalent of the "Biiiiiiiiitch" gag from key And peel spanning the better part of a season or two.

  • Matthew Sosa
    Matthew Sosa 2 months ago

    why musically on a himym vid?:((((

  • hg123
    hg123 2 months ago

    Jesus this vid was unreasonably long

  • Deelven
    Deelven 2 months ago

    ok, this episode is a cheating. They showed it all on this one particular episode :P you should've made one without plays shown in the Playbook :P

  • rui silva
    rui silva 3 months ago

    Barney was such a bastard! BUT IN A TOTTALY AWSOME WAY !

  • Carlo Cumino
    Carlo Cumino 3 months ago

    Barney, you ..... FUCKING GENIUS!

  • Hjalmar Alghasi
    Hjalmar Alghasi 3 months ago

    The lorenzo van matterhorn would work

  • Sylvens Art
    Sylvens Art 3 months ago +1

    My favorite play was the robin

  • Summer Hathaway
    Summer Hathaway 3 months ago

    You left out The Robin! :(

  • Z & Z Productions
    Z & Z Productions 3 months ago

    No, The Robin is Number 1

  • Angry Pacifist
    Angry Pacifist 3 months ago

    You mentioned the Pineapple Incident. I bet Marshall put it there considering how much he talks about it. Also he dismisses the reveal of the fact there's a girl Ted's bed like he already knows and doesn't care.

  • Arik Griffin
    Arik Griffin 3 months ago

    Shut the commentary up

  • Vedraj r.m
    Vedraj r.m 3 months ago

    That doesn't change the fact that this was the worst sitcom ever made

  • Valar Dohaeris
    Valar Dohaeris 3 months ago +1

    This guy is a legend for us, guys.

    LONE WOLF 3 months ago

    This is too funny 😂

  • Özgün Özden
    Özgün Özden 3 months ago

    Did you really have to explain what was going on after we saw the video content?

  • Justin Luong
    Justin Luong 3 months ago

    we need a version of tthe show in los Angeles lol

  • Farrah Stewart
    Farrah Stewart 3 months ago

    What about "the robin", "weekend at barneys", and "the naked man".

  • Anirudh R
    Anirudh R 3 months ago

    Its boring when u explain it man..

  • Chase EK
    Chase EK 3 months ago

    "The Robin" should've been #1

  • Lil’ Budd Light
    Lil’ Budd Light 3 months ago

    That musically video was trash and cringe

  • Martin Enderleit
    Martin Enderleit 3 months ago

    Call an Ambulance is the worst one. It's just so awkward.

  • BlazingE
    BlazingE 3 months ago

    I think The Robin should be #1.

  • Paul Kemp
    Paul Kemp 3 months ago

    You know you don’t have to explain it, Barney usually explains it

  • Iain MacLennan
    Iain MacLennan 3 months ago


  • Anonymous Nate
    Anonymous Nate 3 months ago

    This should have been a 2 minute video. But WatchMojo somehow figured out a way to talk about pickup lines between each clip. Stupid just stupid.

  • The NeedForSpeeder
    The NeedForSpeeder 3 months ago

    Daddy's home xD

  • Fist
    Fist 3 months ago

    "Weekend at Burney's" would always be number 1

  • Loek Hoeben
    Loek Hoeben 3 months ago

    Weekend at barneys

  • Julia
    Julia 3 months ago

    What about the robin scherbatsky

  • Callum Calcium
    Callum Calcium 3 months ago

    Uhhh, These are called plays. Not pick up lines

  • Ghost Rider
    Ghost Rider 3 months ago

    The Robin should be first

  • Muhammad Hilmi Ahmad
    Muhammad Hilmi Ahmad 3 months ago

    The Robin should be on the list too, I think.

  • Levi Huvard
    Levi Huvard 3 months ago

    Where’s “The Robin” ?

  • La Nguyên B Tòng
    La Nguyên B Tòng 3 months ago +1

    Barney is one motherf*cker who would break any boundary to get to a girl but still do everything for his friends.

  • MrJJuK
    MrJJuK 3 months ago

    guys try 'Have you met Ted?' in a bar works so well ;)

  • MrJJuK
    MrJJuK 3 months ago +1

    BS is a GOD! 😍

  • Agnibha Sengupta
    Agnibha Sengupta 3 months ago

    Dude just stop blabbering and just put on the scenes 🤷 no one wants to hear what you say, everyone wants just Barney

  • Milad Zavar
    Milad Zavar 3 months ago

    Where is "The Robin"?

  • Emil Fogh
    Emil Fogh 3 months ago +1

    This list should have been called "Top Ten Barney Stinson Pickup Schemes"...

  • Brandon Roth
    Brandon Roth 3 months ago

    I so gotta try the old man bit and not the ole sand pit move that’s awesome 😂

  • Aada Wulli
    Aada Wulli 3 months ago

    By the way is called Tik Tok now

  • Alexandria Martin
    Alexandria Martin 3 months ago

    I really thought "the Robin" would be the #1

  • Me Me
    Me Me 3 months ago

    I know what you said at the beginning of the video, but i just can't accept 'Haaaaaave you met Ted' not being number 1

  • chicken legs TV
    chicken legs TV 4 months ago

    does anyone know the background music of this scene 4:27 ?

  • dipto das
    dipto das 4 months ago

    what about weekend at barney's??

  • Corey Camper
    Corey Camper 4 months ago

    The Soul Man it's so simple but so hilarious......Barnell lmao

  • Erikimo
    Erikimo 4 months ago

    This video could have been good if the narrator weren't talking. Just play the clips damnit!

  • Kennyrama
    Kennyrama 4 months ago


  • Quinx
    Quinx 4 months ago

    Thanks for explaining everything we have just seen