Top 10 Barney Stinson Pick-Up Lines

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    Top 10 Barney Stinson Pick-Up Lines
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    We love Barney Stinson's hilarious pick-up lines on How I Met Your Mother. For this list, we’ll be looking at the best pick-up lines and schemes used by Barney Stinson. We’ll be ranking them based on how funny or entertaining they are, and we’ll be excluding lines he uses in his capacity as wingman to Ted. Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the top 10 funniest Barney Stinson pick-up lines on HIMYM.
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  • WatchMojo.com
    WatchMojo.com  10 months ago +60

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    • Josh Laz
      Josh Laz 24 days ago

      Number 1 should have been "The Robin".

    • Nicolaj Nielsen
      Nicolaj Nielsen 3 months ago

      I would'nt care if everyone in the families of those whom work at your shit died by being run over by tanks driven by isis members...

    • babak mesgarzadeh
      babak mesgarzadeh 4 months ago

      It’s tic tok now boys

    • DeadDingo
      DeadDingo 4 months ago

      Sell outs

    • Asaine14
      Asaine14 6 months ago

      What a sleezy way to get around the ad-free TVclip people can pay for. Automatic unsunscribe.

  • sajit sudarshan
    sajit sudarshan 10 hours ago

    Could have been better without the explanation

  • mark notterman
    mark notterman 7 days ago

    The robin should have been number 1

  • The Warrior Rlsh
    The Warrior Rlsh 8 days ago

    1 should've been the Robin

  • Scriptosaurus rex
    Scriptosaurus rex 9 days ago +1

    Pure creep.

  • tyler adams
    tyler adams 10 days ago

    The BEST T.V show hands down

  • Devin Ranasinghe
    Devin Ranasinghe 11 days ago

    please. stop narrating too much. please

  • Filipe Botelho
    Filipe Botelho 13 days ago

    I can only imagine how genius and twisted mind are the people who actually designed those lines hahah

  • Dhruvil Shah
    Dhruvil Shah 16 days ago

    Too much background commentary which makes this amazing video less fun

  • Stufftester English
    Stufftester English 16 days ago

    Lol

  • Nicholas C
    Nicholas C 18 days ago

    WHAT ABOUT "THE ROBIN"???

  • Fernando Zapata
    Fernando Zapata 22 days ago

    No number one is. Who's your daddy

  • adam sandgaard
    adam sandgaard 23 days ago

    You forgot THE ROBIN

  • Rawsawn
    Rawsawn 26 days ago

    Just clip it and schhh we dont care Mojo, not one tiny bit.

  • Shadow Fiend
    Shadow Fiend 27 days ago

    This is stupid,you talk and explain everything insted of just letting scene go it self and let Barney talk and it will go by itself.......

  • Alegost1
    Alegost1 28 days ago

    the most elaborate and convoluted pick up from barney has to be "the robin"

  • Jakub Chalupa
    Jakub Chalupa 29 days ago

    For me the real N.1 should be "Haaaave you met Ted?" or "The Robin"

  • kevin waag
    kevin waag Month ago

    My best friend offered me the playbook for my birthday ^^

  • Apurv Patani
    Apurv Patani Month ago

    I think you should just play the clips instead of first explaining the whole thing and then playing it

  • The Invisible Tom
    The Invisible Tom Month ago

    What about the Robin ?

  • Hesam Moosapour Bardsiri

    A true PUA

  • KARANSINH YADAV
    KARANSINH YADAV Month ago

    I used don't drink that line on girl and she was luckily fan of barney too she play along and got in relationship with me

  • Buklo
    Buklo Month ago +2

    Here a sad story :
    The greatest tv shows playboy ever turns out to be gay in real life

  • Sanad Madi
    Sanad Madi Month ago

    I think the robin should be number one

  • Sander
    Sander Month ago

    I don’t think we need the voice over. Just play the God damn pickuplines. Stop stretching it to get those 10 mins vids u cucks

  • eliel d'souza
    eliel d'souza Month ago

    Doesn't anybody get annoyed with her stupid commentary???????

  • wealthy black man
    wealthy black man Month ago

    "The naked man WORKS!"

  • Maarten .b
    Maarten .b Month ago +3

    Who else bought the bro code and the playbook?

  • Bob Joe
    Bob Joe Month ago

    Stop talking about the thing and let us watch it for more than five seconds

  • Rohith Gopakumar
    Rohith Gopakumar Month ago

    have you met ted?

  • IslamIsHere
    IslamIsHere 2 months ago +1

    11:17 thank me later

  • Dasiu 420
    Dasiu 420 2 months ago

    Too much Talking

  • c_t_c 007
    c_t_c 007 2 months ago

    number one should be he robin

  • scantopup
    scantopup 2 months ago

    there is "the robin"

  • Cheech James
    Cheech James 2 months ago

    Anytime I see NPH in a different movie all I can imagine is him in a disguise trying to pick up girls.

  • Ameer Zaki
    Ameer Zaki 2 months ago

    The Robin?

  • Daniel Bay
    Daniel Bay 2 months ago

    My #1 is the "He's not coming" but the magic tricks are quite awesome.

  • the73rdBanana
    the73rdBanana 2 months ago

    Wow is a horse with some lame music

  • Dad man
    Dad man 2 months ago

    Winner of a video, been searching for "whats a good pick up line" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Have you heard people talk about - Venevelyn Attractorgram Platform - (should be on google have a look ) ? Ive heard some great things about it and my mate got amazing success with it.

  • hey my dude
    hey my dude 2 months ago

    #1 should have been the robin

  • Devon Maddox
    Devon Maddox 2 months ago

    Where's the Robin?

  • Spoiler: Movie Reviews
    Spoiler: Movie Reviews 2 months ago

    What about the Robin??

  • Dragon SLAYER
    Dragon SLAYER 2 months ago

    “The robin” is the best

  • Robert Downer
    Robert Downer 2 months ago

    How in the blue hell do you not have "The Robbin" on here? That should be #1

  • Chris Monachan
    Chris Monachan 2 months ago

    A great example of how to kill comedy. Explain the the short funny joke in a very long way with emphasis on the bits that you are meant to laugh at. Like explaining to an old person. Nicely done.

  • T H
    T H 2 months ago

    Why isn’t the robin on here

  • Artenca Collaku
    Artenca Collaku 2 months ago

    im sorry but the scuba diver cant be beaten its defo nr 1. that shit had me thinking bout it for days

  • Jackie Barone
    Jackie Barone 2 months ago

    You forgot the Robin

  • ALL WRESTLERS WWE!
    ALL WRESTLERS WWE! 2 months ago

    what about the robin?

  • Dan Druff
    Dan Druff 2 months ago

    As much as I wanted to like this one, your insistence on unnecessarily explaining the lines ruined it for me...

  • Slim Donkey
    Slim Donkey 3 months ago

    I hate the dancing horse

  • Maria Arezes
    Maria Arezes 3 months ago

    What about " The Robin"????!!!??

  • Mr. Imperfect
    Mr. Imperfect 3 months ago

    4:22 Is that Zoey in the background as an extra

  • Dido Meurs
    Dido Meurs 3 months ago

    Where's the Robin?

  • everyone's favorite disappointment

    It's TIK TOCK now

  • Colin Rude
    Colin Rude 3 months ago

    do these work in real life

  • axe man
    axe man 3 months ago

    Hi count Olaf\Barney

  • oOoOosparkles
    oOoOosparkles 3 months ago

    I prefer The DENNIS System

  • Gaming Celebrity
    Gaming Celebrity 3 months ago

    Can we also get a Top 10 Barney Stinson MOMENTS video?

  • Jacob Timm Bonde Rasmussen

    what about "The Naked Man"

  • Maya Lance
    Maya Lance 3 months ago

    What about “The Robin”

  • Danish Malik
    Danish Malik 3 months ago

    Wtf was that? Putting that ad in between the video. Idiots! You ruined the whole thing

  • BAD LUCK
    BAD LUCK 3 months ago

    Im totally gonna try no.1 and the he's not here

  • Bradley Clark
    Bradley Clark 3 months ago

    Does that “Fallen from Heaven” pick up line actually work?

  • Shakester71
    Shakester71 3 months ago

    You know she likes it dirty.

  • Anh Béo
    Anh Béo 3 months ago

    "The Ted Mosby" should be here

  • Ndronikus Ri
    Ndronikus Ri 3 months ago

    The explanations kills it all!!!

  • Nemanja Skoric
    Nemanja Skoric 4 months ago

    This series should still be on.

  • Matias Salinas
    Matias Salinas 4 months ago

    The robin is for me the best one

  • Suvrat Chaturvedi
    Suvrat Chaturvedi 4 months ago +1

    Where is "The Robin"?

  • Cck Pic
    Cck Pic 4 months ago

    THE ROBIN should the NO.1

  • Miss Poste *argw27
    Miss Poste *argw27 4 months ago +1

    *I was impressed to see that they made proper use of the word myriad in their video.*

  • Shrikant Pawar
    Shrikant Pawar 4 months ago

    The video would have been way better without your naration.. Totally ruined the video.

  • Arth Dave
    Arth Dave 4 months ago

    Don’t explain all the moves. You ate spoiling the movesr

  • Yogesh Mohan
    Yogesh Mohan 4 months ago

    Did not like the commentary along with the video....

  • Luis Semedo
    Luis Semedo 4 months ago

    you forget the robin

  • Cam Dely
    Cam Dely 4 months ago

    The robin definitely should have been no. 1

  • IDKBOB TA
    IDKBOB TA 4 months ago

    You forgot "The Robin" which is the equivalent of the "Biiiiiiiiitch" gag from key And peel spanning the better part of a season or two.

  • Matthew Sosa
    Matthew Sosa 4 months ago

    why musically on a himym vid?:((((

  • hg123
    hg123 4 months ago

    Jesus this vid was unreasonably long

  • Deelven
    Deelven 4 months ago

    ok, this episode is a cheating. They showed it all on this one particular episode :P you should've made one without plays shown in the Playbook :P

  • rui silva
    rui silva 4 months ago

    Barney was such a bastard! BUT IN A TOTTALY AWSOME WAY !

  • Carlo Cumino
    Carlo Cumino 4 months ago

    Barney, you ..... FUCKING GENIUS!

  • Hjalmar Alghasi
    Hjalmar Alghasi 4 months ago

    The lorenzo van matterhorn would work

  • Sylvens Art
    Sylvens Art 5 months ago +1

    My favorite play was the robin

  • Summer Hathaway
    Summer Hathaway 5 months ago

    You left out The Robin! :(

  • Player 1 Player 2
    Player 1 Player 2 5 months ago

    No, The Robin is Number 1

  • Angry Pacifist
    Angry Pacifist 5 months ago

    You mentioned the Pineapple Incident. I bet Marshall put it there considering how much he talks about it. Also he dismisses the reveal of the fact there's a girl Ted's bed like he already knows and doesn't care.

  • Arik Griffin
    Arik Griffin 5 months ago

    Shut the commentary up

  • Vedraj r.m
    Vedraj r.m 5 months ago

    That doesn't change the fact that this was the worst sitcom ever made

  • Valar Dohaeris
    Valar Dohaeris 5 months ago +1

    This guy is a legend for us, guys.

  • LONE WOLF
    LONE WOLF 5 months ago

    This is too funny 😂

  • Özgün Özden
    Özgün Özden 5 months ago

    Did you really have to explain what was going on after we saw the video content?

  • Justin Luong
    Justin Luong 5 months ago

    we need a version of tthe show in los Angeles lol

  • Farrah Stewart
    Farrah Stewart 5 months ago

    What about "the robin", "weekend at barneys", and "the naked man".

  • Anirudh R
    Anirudh R 5 months ago

    Its boring when u explain it man..

  • Chase EK
    Chase EK 5 months ago

    "The Robin" should've been #1

  • Lil’ Budd Light
    Lil’ Budd Light 5 months ago

    That musically video was trash and cringe

  • Martin Enderleit
    Martin Enderleit 5 months ago

    Call an Ambulance is the worst one. It's just so awkward.

  • BlazingE
    BlazingE 5 months ago

    I think The Robin should be #1.