Titus-Neverlution full special

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  • Published on Sep 14, 2019
  • For free. For you. Christopher Titus! This timeless special is a punch in the face of realty that will leave you laughing harder than you ever have. Titus takes aim more at society than at his own family. From social responsibility to politics to drug use. Regardless of topic, every joke in the Titus arsenal remains powerful and personal. No comedian today has blended his own soul into every joke so effectively.
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Comments • 561

  • sir nimbus
    sir nimbus 36 minutes ago

    I have this on my 3rd generation ipod. I forgot about Titus. Good shit good shit.

  • Virginia B
    Virginia B 3 hours ago

    How right you were...

  • Jason Forsyth
    Jason Forsyth 9 hours ago

    Time travel to 2016. Hey Titus, remember all that shit you were saying back in 2011?....

  • Chris Irish
    Chris Irish Day ago

    Enjoyed watching.. good stuff!

  • Bentons Daddy
    Bentons Daddy Day ago

    This dude is half retarded . Not funny at all .

  • Lenny Williams
    Lenny Williams Day ago

    Great show

  • AshenShards1 _
    AshenShards1 _ 2 days ago +1

    Titus is mentally ill. I mean, the dude is obsessed. Stage 4 TDS, for sure.

  • Robert Rudolph
    Robert Rudolph 2 days ago

    Christopher Titus for President

  • ROADHAMMER
    ROADHAMMER 2 days ago +1

    Wow

  • uzer name
    uzer name 4 days ago

    This is some simpleton ass shite. Is there a how to be a comedian for dummies book? It has to be where he got his act

  • j v
    j v 4 days ago

    1:08:28 my new mantra

  • Raver Magik
    Raver Magik 4 days ago

    he had some funny bits.. but i find others comedy funnier.. there is more truth in his bit then comedy. Thats why i dont find it amusing... we have gotten WORSE since his special.

  • jack frost
    jack frost 6 days ago

    He USED to be funny ,.....most comics get funnier as time goes by but Titus unfortunately has become less funny. I didn't laugh at anything he said . Sorry.

  • SumWear 7
    SumWear 7 7 days ago +2

    I thought he died. I haven't seen him in years.

    • The Abortion
      The Abortion 4 days ago

      his newst special (2018) was only on amazon prime

  • Brant Keltner
    Brant Keltner 7 days ago +3

    I've never even heard of this guy! And this is Brilliant! I laughed until I cried, then cried until I laughed. This is obviously being buried by powerful people, because it's just too "frikkin'" REAL! That's more truth than they want the average person to absorb. Buried... Like the movie "Idiocracy".

  • Mister Feola
    Mister Feola 7 days ago

    That cackling mad man in the back laughing at everything. Did they serve booze there??

  • Lucky Loows
    Lucky Loows 8 days ago

    😆 😂

  • Jesus jiu-jitsu
    Jesus jiu-jitsu 8 days ago

    2019 makes me miss 2009

  • Sebastian
    Sebastian 8 days ago +3

    I paid for it! And I'm not even mad! Everyone should experience this masterpiece of life affirming comedy.

  • Lizzyboo 420
    Lizzyboo 420 9 days ago +2

    ... and when she stopped crying 🤣🤣🤣 Bahahaha

  • Joshua Herpolsheimer
    Joshua Herpolsheimer 9 days ago +1

    What's the porn movie that featured a dennys waitress?

  • LhommeX
    LhommeX 10 days ago +1

    Thank CT for writing this show!! HAHAHAHA! (LOL) (...but its all true...). Thank you for making that show available on TVclip.
    A random French men (Vive la révolution!! oups! Vive Neverlution!!!!!)

  • lininomartino
    lininomartino 10 days ago +2

    Swearing: Godfucckingdammit. Very funny from my ex.

    • lininomartino
      lininomartino 10 days ago

      I don't think Superman is a RAPist, AT ALL!!

  • lininomartino
    lininomartino 10 days ago

    Hmmm, raise a child poor who parents are drug abusers, and physically abuse each other, or have an abortion. Whose life is getting saved there? The child's.

    • lininomartino
      lininomartino 10 days ago

      In the trophy part, I agree completely. And my son is turning 49! I always encouraged the hell out of him, but no trophies.

  • David Lampsa
    David Lampsa 10 days ago +2

    ....cause that's how the rent gets paid!!! Love this man!

  • Nobody Special
    Nobody Special 10 days ago +1

    As long as the patriot act exists our government is EPIC FAIL!

  • Nobody Special
    Nobody Special 10 days ago +1

    Fuck you, Lady GaGa is awesome.

    • christophertitustv
      christophertitustv  Day ago

      I agree, I have changed my mind in ten years. She is killer.

    • Christopher Titus
      Christopher Titus 9 days ago

      I agree. It's the only joke i have ever changed my opinion about. But as per the joke she would have the DNA of Bowie and Burnett. She is talented as fuk and I apologize.

  • Holeshot Hunter
    Holeshot Hunter 10 days ago +2

    Now, with the BHS, we're suddenly done for.

  • Captain Jack
    Captain Jack 11 days ago +2

    Well done. Thanks

  • Hardcorehenry 2018
    Hardcorehenry 2018 12 days ago +2

    I always wanted to know what his dad looked like

  • HEXiT
    HEXiT 12 days ago +1

    would love to hear his take on 20 years after 9/11 and update us on the opinions he espoused back then.
    especially on how obama turned out, on woke and the media pushing culture war.

  • I am just a mom doing the best I can

    Yes please. I'm from the fostercare system. 14 years of it! Meds, therapies, abuse and then forced to live on the street for three years while I learned how to adult.

  • Colin Floyd
    Colin Floyd 12 days ago +2

    Pedophiles in the parking lot throwing up 🤣🤣🤣

  • Stephen Macuch
    Stephen Macuch 13 days ago +6

    "This kid picked his nose like his skull had a clitoris." - that's one of the funniest, and most original lines I've heard in comedy in years.

    • Brian Barney
      Brian Barney 3 days ago

      @Christopher Titus can't truly be you dude

    • Stephen Macuch
      Stephen Macuch 12 days ago +2

      You're most welcome, mate. Thanks for posting these vids and bringing the laughter.

    • Christopher Titus
      Christopher Titus 12 days ago +1

      thank you.

  • Albert Joell
    Albert Joell 13 days ago +2

    Can't get enough of this man's work/thoughts!!! Real!

  • Ava Brida
    Ava Brida 15 days ago +1

    The Columbine joke did not age well, but this guy is seriously funny.

  • CLuv
    CLuv 15 days ago +2

    21:54.....how I react when a Titus special shows up on youtube

  • Hatebot
    Hatebot 15 days ago +1

    too preachy

  • ZXStormRider
    ZXStormRider 16 days ago +1

    My God where have this guy been all my life!!!

  • MyBrainEatsEverything
    MyBrainEatsEverything 17 days ago +10

    "Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "
    -Tyler Durden, "Fight Club"

  • Andres Saar
    Andres Saar 17 days ago +1

    Damn, man funny af

  • Terrance Apel
    Terrance Apel 18 days ago +3

    I just realized some of this was a Robin Williams bit...

  • P.S. Visual
    P.S. Visual 18 days ago

    is this from 2011?

  • mikey carrier
    mikey carrier 19 days ago

    at 1:39:17 he predicted the future, look at trump

  • Jason Clark
    Jason Clark 19 days ago +1

    Yawn...

  • steve owensby
    steve owensby 19 days ago

    Getoffyourassadol otherwise know as meth

  • Kelly cortesi jones
    Kelly cortesi jones 20 days ago +3

    He is amazing.

  • Clay More
    Clay More 23 days ago

    Fuckin called it... 😶
    Do I or do I not cry.

  • Niqulus VIII
    Niqulus VIII 23 days ago +4

    First time seeing this, Titus is brilliant as always!

  • Wade Smalling
    Wade Smalling 24 days ago +2

    I got some hate for fact on this. However, Christopher, I've no problem with you.

  • Albert Dunisch
    Albert Dunisch 24 days ago

    was Ken Titus ever a comedian? Tit us.

  • NeloAngelo696
    NeloAngelo696 24 days ago +3

    Greatest comedian since Carlin and Williams, and a WAY better presidential candidate than the current potus. Vote Titus!!!

  • Holly Stevens
    Holly Stevens 24 days ago +2

    His TV show meant the world to me, it was the first time I had seen honest metal illness I identified with on tv

  • ursaltydog
    ursaltydog 24 days ago

    I can see his points on child-raising, but some of the greatest geniuses were allowed space to discover their talents.. artistic, musically, and scientifically inclined geniuses.

    • ursaltydog
      ursaltydog 20 days ago

      @christophertitustv Whatever worked, I'm glad you're still here with us and sharing your raw talents. :)

    • christophertitustv
      christophertitustv  20 days ago

      Some, like me, were forced to it because of vengeance

  • Michael Thomas
    Michael Thomas 24 days ago +1

    How good it must feel for you to know you was before your time,...in your life time! F×cking love Titus

  • Carol Lee Pirro
    Carol Lee Pirro 25 days ago +1

    Same crap...different can

  • Carol Lee Pirro
    Carol Lee Pirro 25 days ago +2

    You r my antidepressant😇

  • William Vincent
    William Vincent 25 days ago +1

    Mr Titus is the antithesis of /r/EntitledParents.
    Also: I lost my ability to have anxiety because after my wife went from being alive to being dead in 1 day with no stops in between, everything else becomes completely meaningless.
    Can't pay rent? Don't care. No good food? Don't care. Antidepressants aren't working? Guess I'll just stream Titus for a couple hours. And everything in between? F*** it all and my whole life because I stopped caring about anything 5 years ago when I went from being a marginally functional yet content adult to... whatever the hell this is now. Thank God we had no children.

    • William Vincent
      William Vincent 20 days ago

      @christophertitustv Seriously appreciate the acknowledgement. Would that I could but I have reasons for days why it's less than likely I'd be able to see a show in person :-/
      Love your stuff and am really hyped to have found you're still doing comedy; especially of this sort. Looking forward to renting/seeing the new special from Amazon or Netflix or TVclip.

    • christophertitustv
      christophertitustv  20 days ago +1

      COme see my new show. It's all about living after tragedy. Hang tough, stand up, she would want you to.

  • Eric Allen
    Eric Allen 25 days ago +2

    Awesome dude! Thanks for releasing this to us.

  • Rick Long
    Rick Long 25 days ago +1

    How many throw up sounds before it becomes annoying? I wouldnt know LAME, BRO NOT YOUR BEST