Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking (episode 80)

  • Published on Sep 21, 2018
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    “Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, the first cup noodle product. Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.
    Ramen, a Japanese noodle soup, is sometimes used as a descriptor for instant noodle flavors by some Japanese instant noodle manufacturers. It has become synonymous in America for all instant noodle products.[2]”
    If you've never had actual ramen from a Japanese restaurant, put that at the top of your food-related to do list. Actually go right now. I don’t care if you’re at work, just go.
    Checking for WABS is mostly necessary with the cheap North American packets (as far as I know). If you get Asian versions of instant ramen there are a LOT of great ones with tons of flavor, sauces, dehydrated vegetables. Also the ones served in cup seems to be more deluxe.
    Recipe #1: Broth of choice, Scallions and eggs. I tend to cook my egg most of the way through but you do you, boo.
    Recipe #2: Veggie or chicken broth, Scallions, peanut butter, chopped broccoli. This is my favorite. A simpler version of my spicy peanut butter soup video.
    Recipe #3: No broth, Bacon, butter, parmesan. For when you're feeling filthy and want to compound it.
    Recipe #4: Veggie or chicken broth, Indian curry paste and chic peas. There are a lot of veggies that would work well in this. There are also a ton of Indian curry pastes but I haven't met one I didn't like.
    Recipe #5 Beef broth, spinach, sliced steak. Slice the steak as thinly as possible. I was looking for flank steak, ended up using top sirloin, you could also use hanger steak or skirt steak...there is a lot of opinions on steak cuts but I'm already out of my comfort zone. Just in life in general.

    If you've read this far, congratulations, I'm giving away a prize to the few that get this far. The prize is the gift of reading my random ramblings for the next couple of minutes.
    Do you ever find yourself sitting around, living life, then suddenly you’re all WTF? I mean W IN T ACTUAL F. In an existential kind of way. Honestly the weight of actually existing, even when things are going great, is sometimes just super overwhelming. I'm not sure it's really fathomable. I mean if we think about the beginning of the universe and try to imagine the nothing that it came from, it's gotta be a trick. Like there can't have ever been nothing. But if there can't have ever been nothing then…this is the point at which I've actually gone mad. Help. My brain is trying to stretch in a way it wasn't built for. My brain isn't Simone Biles, you know? And you shouldn't expect it to be. It has limits. But is that just the ceiling of my own confidence? The real problem here is that I said you won a prize, and usually prizes are supposed to be something good where you feel, "yeah, I totally just won a prize, man, I love prizes.” But just look at this. I'm not even sorry. It's possible I was up late last night.
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  Day ago +505

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      Send noodles.

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    • Jaysingsforsmiles
      Jaysingsforsmiles 6 hours ago

      You Suck At Cooking Man you are next level at this point 😂

  • KITCHEN POLITIC presents

    Ramen noodles are a great conversation starter with an Asian chef.

  • Owgl Elite
    Owgl Elite Hour ago


  • IDMA
    IDMA Hour ago

    wow I've been out of college for 10 years and this really hits home. this might be your best video yet

  • JeSkO
    JeSkO Hour ago

    what the shit???How it got into trend???

  • Jian Yang
    Jian Yang Hour ago

    You suck at video productions!

  • D Cunt
    D Cunt Hour ago

    Peanut butter ewww u can't cook

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  • Ariel Rodriguez
    Ariel Rodriguez Hour ago

    If you , of a them slightly less than that...well 😂😂😂😂😂

  • DragonsBloodRose
    DragonsBloodRose Hour ago

    *at least we're wasting our lives together*

  • Iggy Azalea
    Iggy Azalea 2 hours ago

    Iggy Azalea- Kream ft. Tyga

  • Tramaine Terrance
    Tramaine Terrance 2 hours ago

    Hello, Humans. In the words of Agent Smith from(The Matrix)"I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure." ~Agent Smith

    BACKPACK PLAYZES 2 hours ago

    Does you roomate ever notice that you steal from him?

  • Rickard Lejonhjärta
    Rickard Lejonhjärta 2 hours ago


  • cucumber lollys
    cucumber lollys 2 hours ago

    amazing recipes

  • John Smalldridge
    John Smalldridge 2 hours ago

    So many over cooked noodles. Start with the ingredients first and finish by cooking the noodles.

  • Tyler Bracken
    Tyler Bracken 2 hours ago

    When u said "Ra-men" like amen, I died

  • カレー大好き
    カレー大好き 2 hours ago


  • Adventures of a Geek
    Adventures of a Geek 2 hours ago

    Best roommate everrrr

  • Raiyan Sallehin
    Raiyan Sallehin 2 hours ago

    4:45 the new iphone looks amazing.

  • Mahir Tajwar
    Mahir Tajwar 2 hours ago

    0:00-0:23 went totally over my head

  • Abella
    Abella 2 hours ago

    Okay the opening is the slap in reality I needed. Goodbye engineering hello art school

  • Ray Williams
    Ray Williams 2 hours ago

    Looks nasty lolol. And you have to cook the steak before the remen lololol.

  • miriam's ArT
    miriam's ArT 2 hours ago

    The way he smashed the broccoli tho

  • T W
    T W 2 hours ago

    342k views and this is on the “Trending” list? TVclip is BS anymore.

  • bobekfpj
    bobekfpj 2 hours ago


  • Jay S
    Jay S 2 hours ago

    Seen better upgraded in the pen

  • Lisa Snide Lisa Snide
    Lisa Snide Lisa Snide 2 hours ago

    This made me want to go to college. Thanks

  • Just a random account
    Just a random account 2 hours ago

    You suck at cooking yeah you tottaly suck

    *But its oppisite day*
    Myster cooker:OH NOOOO
    im good at cooking yeah im tottaly good

    P.s: is my oppisite wrong

  • Virasman
    Virasman 2 hours ago

    Never ate it during college

  • behinderteleberwurst
    behinderteleberwurst 2 hours ago

    You're supposed to use the beer for the broth.

  • Gelynn
    Gelynn 2 hours ago

    The intro explains why Helpful Honda keeps donating a year's worth of ramen instead of money.

  • Dara M.
    Dara M. 2 hours ago

    Lol the intro is perfect

  • chris hogan
    chris hogan 3 hours ago

    Where's my serenade??

  • TuhanRock
    TuhanRock 3 hours ago +1


  • soniik2239
    soniik2239 3 hours ago

    Lol awesome video man i would try them 👌

  • Daily Cheesy Facts
    Daily Cheesy Facts 3 hours ago

    Is that algae? Sorry, I’d eat if if I wasn’t allergic.

  • Hùng Dương
    Hùng Dương 3 hours ago

    very good

  • nandansho
    nandansho 3 hours ago

    Congrats you made Vietnamese Pho...

  • 对酒当歌令狐冲
    对酒当歌令狐冲 3 hours ago


  • Eileen Pitts
    Eileen Pitts 3 hours ago

    This proves you can be a musician and a chef at the same time.

  • Katherine Thompson
    Katherine Thompson 4 hours ago +1

    Usually, I just make it normally and then put a fried egg and then put an embarrassing amount of cheese around the egg. Real simple. I'm lazy.

  • Andrea Leoni
    Andrea Leoni 4 hours ago


  • Ben Omega
    Ben Omega 4 hours ago

    this video spoke to me. thank you

  • Ashlei Johnson
    Ashlei Johnson 4 hours ago

    So what’s the prize 😉

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    STUDY 4 hours ago


  • MiCROnNesian691YT
    MiCROnNesian691YT 4 hours ago

    Sapporro ramen is the best.🙆‍♂️

  • ParkerDai
    ParkerDai 4 hours ago

    I want to rub your nipples and want you to scream that I am your daddy

  • Techon
    Techon 4 hours ago

    It actually looks pretty tasty!

  • Bo Caliv
    Bo Caliv 4 hours ago


  • xMikel Cremoso
    xMikel Cremoso 4 hours ago

    Wtf this Channel

  • Jaz Bennett
    Jaz Bennett 4 hours ago

    Scallions (US) = Spring onions (UK)
    For anyone who needed that clarification.

  • Young Nuetron
    Young Nuetron 5 hours ago

    He really put sum raw meat in that shit lol cook it first then add it

  • Honeneko
    Honeneko 5 hours ago

    Yeah, my little bro just throws soy sauce and chicken bullion on all his Noods. He's a salty guy.
    I also do the half water thing. I like throwing in a slice of american cheese and a good amount of Sriracha. If I'm not feeling spicy, I just toss in some finely ground garlic powder, not that trash granule shit. If I got the Vegs, I just toss them Noods in a stir fry. If I got left over Burgers (- buns) or Nuggets, toss em in what ever the dish.

  • Ty Summersett
    Ty Summersett 5 hours ago

    the troof is too real for me liked and subbed

  • David B
    David B 5 hours ago

    You suck at cooking lol.

  • Brian Griffin
    Brian Griffin 5 hours ago is "College" and wtf are "Roommates"?

  • kat v.
    kat v. 5 hours ago

    lmfaoo the “keto friendly” one

  • Lil Dee and the Honey Dips

    He said wab😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️ that’s kind of offensive

  • zachary ballard
    zachary ballard 5 hours ago +1

    Wait holy shit you have 1 million already. It seems not long ago I subbed at 100k. Congrats

  • General Lee
    General Lee 5 hours ago +1

    Licking the floor is healthier than this.

  • G
    G 5 hours ago

    This is the most unfunny thing I've ever seen in my life or past life.

  • zachary ballard
    zachary ballard 5 hours ago +1

    Ok I felt personally attacked in the first 20 seconds lmao

  • Alex Mst
    Alex Mst 5 hours ago

    What a f*kin legend! Big UPs man!

    SAK- SOON 5 hours ago +1

    The song in the beginning of this video hurts my feelings 😔

  • Jesse Vasquez
    Jesse Vasquez 5 hours ago

    Its call spread

  • drdukeofspook
    drdukeofspook 5 hours ago

    I have only just met you, and I love you and everything you do.

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    Macreoni 5 hours ago

    Why are these always on trending

  • btvbrndn
    btvbrndn 5 hours ago

    What happened to his voice?????

  • MrPcanfly
    MrPcanfly 5 hours ago +1

    Needs more noodles.

  • btvbrndn
    btvbrndn 5 hours ago

    4:45 I feel personally attacked

  • Aki Aqui
    Aki Aqui 5 hours ago

    Ramen is not healthy if you drink up the soup. Many Japanese drink a few spoons and throws away the soup as diluting it with water in the sink to avoid dirtying the plumb and water in the world.

  • Ruth R.
    Ruth R. 5 hours ago

    Shin ramen 🔥🔥🔥

  • xd bango
    xd bango 5 hours ago

    I have the same pen as u

  • Nereida Zamora
    Nereida Zamora 5 hours ago +1

    Let's waste our lives together.

  • J L
    J L 5 hours ago

    Two weeks vegetarian phase 😂

  • Johnson
    Johnson 5 hours ago

    2:42 song pls c:

  • Vvideo easypeasy
    Vvideo easypeasy 6 hours ago

    Hey you suck at cooking can I have that gel pen?

    LELEP FROG 6 hours ago

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  • GreenSoulsGaming
    GreenSoulsGaming 6 hours ago

    Don’t stop please

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    dgmoocher D r 6 hours ago

    Will Pimblokto ever return?.....

  • apple seed
    apple seed 6 hours ago

    wasting our lives together! :D o//

  • Jerod Priest
    Jerod Priest 6 hours ago

    He has way to much useless time on his hand....and he thinks he's a "cool" college student....ha!....Can't waite until he meets the real world:) TVclip has runied this "child".

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    송송창빈 6 hours ago


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    Aravind Babu 6 hours ago

    i fukin loved the humour and sarcasm in this video. subscribed.

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    HappyGoLucky1412 6 hours ago

    Every time I think I got this guy figured out he goes and pulls a stunt.........................

  • Alliepooh R
    Alliepooh R 6 hours ago

    Can’t believe I won a prize hahaha The rambling going on in the description box is E V E R Y T H I N G!! Lol

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    Alexa Doodles 6 hours ago


  • Pedakin
    Pedakin 6 hours ago +2

    I thought this was a real food cooking channel at first lol.

  • Panama Jack
    Panama Jack 6 hours ago

    If you are adding beef or chicken and veggies you don't really need bouillon. add the meat and a little oil and brown it bit on medium high heat. Then add a little unflavored gelatin to warm water in bowl, let it hydrate, then mix it up. add that crap to the pot along with the noodles, veggies, and herbs and take it down to medium until the noodles are done.
    This gives you an actually substantial broth rather than brown/yellow-flavored hot meat-koolaid. The oils and some of the denatured proteins and juices from the browned meat will get suspended in the broth base like a really thin gravy, and along with the gelatin will also partially infuse with the noodles as they are hydrated, which gives them better flavor and a better texture.
    All that's left to do is add salt/msg and eat. Since you aren't completely dissolving the salt in water, you will really only need about half to a third of the amount to get an equally satisfying saltiness. The gelatin and actual browned meat flavors will give it a whole lot of depth that just boiling the shit out of everything lacks. This is also how traditional ramen gets a lot of its flavor, its just that the gelatin is derived from stewing bone and connective tissue for an obnoxious amount of time to make the broth.

  • Jaysingsforsmiles
    Jaysingsforsmiles 6 hours ago +2

    Trending my boy!! Ramen 🙏🏼

  • Meaningof Life
    Meaningof Life 6 hours ago +1

    Ra Men to you guys too

  • stealthboy316
    stealthboy316 6 hours ago

    Why is this guy still at 1 million subs?

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    #3 On Trending

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    Graciela Figueroa 6 hours ago

    I missed you

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    Paradox Donut 6 hours ago

    Trending Bois

    WHODA WHODA 6 hours ago +1

    I was so drunk and high when i watched this it was fucken intense af whole nother level liked and subes keep triping me out brother 😵

  • Lee Roy Jones
    Lee Roy Jones 6 hours ago

    At a glance I thought the thumbnail was some gas

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    atkris 6 hours ago

    Shouldn’t of used those scissors, Kumar used them to trim his pubes