COMEDIAN DARREN KNIGHT: TEENAGE GIRLS! LOL FUNNY LAUGH COMEDY

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  • COMEDIAN DARREN KNIGHT: TEENAGE GIRLS!
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    Darren Knight, aka Southern Momma from Munford, Alabama, is the fastest rising comedian in American history. In just a few short months, he has cultivated a massive online presence, accumulating over a half a billion views across multiple social media platforms. Darren takes his persona to the stage, selling out theatres and casinos nationwide. He's been compared to Jeff Foxworthy, as the next star of redneck comedy.
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Comments • 231

  • Brenda Watson
    Brenda Watson Day ago

    OMgosh I thought it was only BOYS. My sons were just as hard to deal with, thank the lord we survived the teenage years.

  • Pepper Corn
    Pepper Corn Day ago

    Cut those eyes at me!!!!!

  • MidwestMom MaBear

    HAHAHAHA YUP!

  • Christy P
    Christy P 3 days ago

    Omg, I have a 17 yr old,, You nailed it

  • Remedy luminous
    Remedy luminous 3 days ago

    Lmao. Glad I have for boys Lord knows we don't need another one to me thanks for sharing

  • Rebecca Wagner
    Rebecca Wagner 4 days ago

    I have always had a very close and happy relationship with my two youngest, so iam sure none of that will happen to me right !! WRONG !!
    I have been very ill this weekend, and was in bed the whole time, all i asked of my 15 and 14 year old sons was to check on. Thats all, come sunday which was yesterday and they still hadnt spoken to me i relayed to them that i was hurt by that, to which my darling youngest yelled from his room because it was too much trouble to walk into my room to talk, that would mean putting down the xbox or phone !! God forbid ! No so my son yelled " I F YOU THINK YOUR DIEING CALL GRANDMA " !! Thank god for a sense of humour, with out it i would have lost my mind, and my son would have lost their testicles !!!!!

  • Joseph Lassiter
    Joseph Lassiter 4 days ago

    We've got a 15 yr old, 13 yr old, and 12 yr old. All girls. If this ain't accurate. Lord help me. Pray for us y'all.

  • Susan LaCour
    Susan LaCour 5 days ago

    OMG, ARE YOU LOOKING IN MY WINDOWS???!!!!! I HAVE PTSD NOW......HAHA...... LOVED IT

  • Nicole Crandall
    Nicole Crandall 5 days ago

    Love this video πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Rodeo Queen
    Rodeo Queen 5 days ago

    I always know I can watch your videos to make my day better, and just laugh! I LOVE all of your videos! Heel my only daughter is only 6 and she is like this in some ways already! My 16 year old boy has a attitude sometimes...OH LORD :-D "cut your eyes at me again and see what happens" "did you really just say that bad word".... "I brought you into this world I can take you out"...SO FUNNY!!

  • Sharon Palmisano
    Sharon Palmisano 5 days ago

    I've always loved southern mama but it seems like the language has gotten out of hand. It seems there's a cuss word in every sentence. I live in the south and never hear it to this extreme and it really takes the humor out of it. That's just my personal opinion. You're still cute as a button, southern mama and I'll miss you. Get that gland checked.

  • Neka’s Nook
    Neka’s Nook 6 days ago

    This is freaking accurate it’s scary! πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ€£

  • Cynthia Martin
    Cynthia Martin 6 days ago

    This was me and my daughter from sixteen to eighteen. Oh and my closet was her personal Dept store

  • VirginiaGirl 66
    VirginiaGirl 66 6 days ago

    I love it! Teenagers, lol!

  • 109367
    109367 6 days ago

    This ... is so relatable xD

  • Rosann Supino
    Rosann Supino 6 days ago

    This is just too funny. Lol!!!

  • Jaykob Compton
    Jaykob Compton 6 days ago

    Love him. Got a new place I see. Good job!! :) Love ya from va

  • Kimberly Dunn
    Kimberly Dunn 6 days ago

    We use ta paint each other's toenails!!! HAHA
    My daughter is in her early 30s now, we didn't go thru 98% of this and me and MY mama?? She didn't bother talkin', she'd just go ahead and knock my smartass clear into the next week, I never even knew what day it was, half the time. (I am exaggerating, of course. My mama was an even-tempered lady and I still got all front teeth to prove it)

  • Lucretia Varner
    Lucretia Varner 6 days ago

    This is the truth I have 3 girls

  • takemethere78
    takemethere78 6 days ago

    I am the parent of a 14 yr old i can totally relate. The door thing and all. All you can do is walk away sometimes. I miss my babygirl so much.The backtalk and all. She is married to her cell phone.

  • Hollie Bowman
    Hollie Bowman 7 days ago

    I went most of my teenage years with no door πŸ˜‚

  • Ty Nickerson
    Ty Nickerson 7 days ago

    "Bethany I need to talk to you about.......OPEN THE DOOOOR!!!!!!!!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Lisa Mulloy
    Lisa Mulloy 8 days ago

    Anybody get β€œdon’t let your alligator mouth override your hummingbird ass”?

  • Lisa Mulloy
    Lisa Mulloy 8 days ago

    Been there with my daughter who’s 27 now and here again with my stepdaughter who’s 15. πŸ™„ I’ve threatened to take the door off the hinges (my dad threatened to take my and my sister’s doors off the hinges, too). The mood swings are horrible!!! Thank the gods for antidepressants!!

  • Shada Slaughter
    Shada Slaughter 8 days ago

    Not hair bow oneπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚just don't make eye contact πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • April Bur
    April Bur 8 days ago

    PLEASE do a PMS skit! I think that's the only one you haven't covered yet on top of the teenage hormones we women can ALL relate!! Love you Southern mama and keep doin what you started out doing with these hilarious videos that hit home all over the US. Comin at ya from South Carolina here. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œ

  • Heidi Britton
    Heidi Britton 8 days ago

    Omg this is how my child's acts

  • V T
    V T 8 days ago

    U got shorts on under dat t shirt ?! U better put some long pants on , u not gone out side lookin like a street walker .

  • Kimberly Mclain
    Kimberly Mclain 8 days ago +1

    He needs to do one on teenage boys. I have 2 of them, a year apart..πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ lord help me lol. They are so moody, i say good morning,they get mad. I ask about their day, they get mad. I ask if they spoke to any pretty girls at school, they get really mad lol.. they get mad for me breathing the same air haha. Or I tell them to clean up their room , it's like ww2 all over again. I'm just a mom standing in my teenage sons room looking for dirty clothes, cups, spoons.. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  • Lori Jordan
    Lori Jordan 9 days ago

    That was soooo FUNNY and so TRUE !!!!😊❀ I really love watching your videos I was laughing so much !

  • Jenny Rose
    Jenny Rose 9 days ago

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ So freaking funny!

  • JD Williams
    JD Williams 9 days ago

    I laughed to keep from crying. 6 yo and 3 yo girls and I'm NOT READY

  • Krystie Arey
    Krystie Arey 9 days ago

    Omg I thought I was watching a home video. I have a 16 year old daughter and she is mean too! I love her but wanna beat her.

  • Tracy Flippen
    Tracy Flippen 10 days ago

    Just don't make eye contact....LOL

  • eyesC U blind
    eyesC U blind 10 days ago

    Every time I see one of my cousins coming out of his performance. He nails it perfect which obviously means he growd up dealing with em too.

  • April Maglothin
    April Maglothin 10 days ago

    This is why the good Lord above knew to bless me with boys!😊

  • Presley Roan
    Presley Roan 10 days ago

    Love this! I am a teenage girl, but luckily not the stereotypical kind. Thank the Lord, but I find this so dang funny. Keep it up, Darren! You're great. I need me one of your tshirts!

  • Gypsy1975 P
    Gypsy1975 P 10 days ago

    So true

  • tweety willo
    tweety willo 10 days ago

    Anyone else notice the knot on the side of his neck by his ear.

  • Mary Hollar
    Mary Hollar 10 days ago

    I must've not been a typical teenage girl. I had a healthy dose of respect and fear instilled in me early so I knew better than to go yelling and slamming doors.

  • TJ Mangano
    TJ Mangano 10 days ago

    lol, don't make eye contact !!

  • Courtney Love
    Courtney Love 10 days ago

    I swear your in my house!πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  • Kate Miller
    Kate Miller 10 days ago

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • BlckstarBeauty Purpleprint

    Slam Nam Nother door! I'll take it off the hinges and slam it up yo a§§

  • Jamie R
    Jamie R 10 days ago

    From the JC Penney's πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  • Midge Silvers
    Midge Silvers 11 days ago

    Ain't nobody talked to her in three damn days, hell we afraid to lol! Mine is twelve, and meaner than a junk yard dog!

  • Jill Harris
    Jill Harris 11 days ago

    Dead on too damn funny

  • WONDER SHAY
    WONDER SHAY 11 days ago

    Yes! I have a 13 year old and this is her. All the way. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • De_LaGhetto music
    De_LaGhetto music 11 days ago

    "We use paint each other toenails"🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  • tinybrownin
    tinybrownin 11 days ago

    Is this for a teenager or a 5yr old girl?!?! LMMFAO this is my daughter to a T minus the tampons!!!! Her 16yr old brother avoids her like the plague and her younger brother screams at her lol. She is such a serious little person. And yes she steals my shoes, makeup and sometimes hair stuff lol. I can’t imagine what she will be like as a teenager πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ. On a positive note her teachers say she’s like that because she’s above her age and bored. So we’re looking into more work and more mature activities for her

  • Jerry Mccracken
    Jerry Mccracken 11 days ago

    That’s your dam fought. M kids were never like thAt

  • Jessica Morris
    Jessica Morris 11 days ago

    I was raised in the south, and I've never been around a mother who did nothing but constantly yell at and threaten her children.

  • Cats Pjs
    Cats Pjs 11 days ago

    Omg my life right now. It’s maddening. I’m glad I’m not alone.

  • Stephanie Rollins
    Stephanie Rollins 11 days ago

    farmgirlweedschool.com

  • RiverRat RVer
    RiverRat RVer 11 days ago

    God knew if I had girls, I'd kill em...he gave me two sonsπŸ€—

  • Julie Carlee
    Julie Carlee 11 days ago

    So true!!! πŸ˜‚

  • Jeannie Lautenschleger

    Sounds like my mama where’s my makeup where’s my clothes!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣I have three boys no daughters. The Lord gives you what u can handle . He knows I couldn’t handle a girl!🀣🀣

  • bjwhite7210
    bjwhite7210 11 days ago

    Lol!! Totally me when my girls were teenagers! 🀣🀣🀣

  • Debra Cicotte
    Debra Cicotte 11 days ago

    OMG Darren this made my night! Much love from the Mitten βœ‹β€πŸ˜

  • FarmGirl 1
    FarmGirl 1 11 days ago

    Mine is bipolar.....talk about some fun times. I love her but I was really LOL at this.

  • VivKittie32
    VivKittie32 11 days ago

    Darren, this may be your best work to date. Too real! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’€

  • Kimberly Bowman
    Kimberly Bowman 11 days ago +2

    This sent me back to them days just trying to survive raising a teenager daughter..
    *"She's meaner than a rattlesnake."
    Walking on eggshells..
    *"Good morning 'Sybil' which personality am I going to deal with today.."
    *"Don't look at her.. HELL..NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT FIRST !!"
    *ONLY WAKE HER UP...ONCE THE FOODS READY (She just turned 23 and that one still is in affect lol)
    *I LOVE MY DAUGHTER AND SHE WAS AN ANGEL COMPARED TO SOME PEOPLE'S HEATHENS..

  • Mrs La Harris
    Mrs La Harris 11 days ago +1

    Yes teenager make parent's afraid...to speak...i swear i beat them..

    • lili74
      lili74 10 days ago

      Nah...parents make them afraid in my house. Especially when my oldest mouthed off and I said "If you don't hush I'm gonna knock you with something" and his younger brother jumped up with a bat and said " Here momma hit him with this." I had to go in another room because I felt the laughter coming.

  • Teri Hughes
    Teri Hughes 11 days ago

    This is accurate, this was me & my mom

  • Onia Pleasants
    Onia Pleasants 11 days ago

    Love it

  • Theang1
    Theang1 12 days ago +3

    You have a swollen gland on the right side of your jaw/neck. Don't play with these things - Please get it looked at πŸ₯°

  • D DOLLAR
    D DOLLAR 12 days ago +1

    Whoa, and I thought Latino Mamas were tough!❀️

  • sunflower Blalock
    sunflower Blalock 12 days ago

    Omg that is so funny!!!! Absolutely true !!! Rhats exactly how it is at my sister's house! She has 2 teens!! Omg it's too stressful for me I cant even go over there!!! One was enough for me and she's still like that even though she's 24!!!! Jeeeezus!!!! God bless them 😁

  • Kensi NoName
    Kensi NoName 12 days ago

    Oh Lord πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is accurate "we haven't talked to her in three days, we're afraid to." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ugh I've got a 13 year old it's tough but we love her lol!

  • KELLEY Stephens
    KELLEY Stephens 12 days ago

    LolπŸ˜‚πŸ€£, spot on as always!! P.s. love the Christmas tree, kinda miss the mobile home tho. πŸ˜‰

  • Beth Allen
    Beth Allen 12 days ago +2

    Teenage boys are bad too. Lol I know I had 3 of those little smartasses. Thank God they are grown.

  • Leah and the Bear
    Leah and the Bear 12 days ago

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  • Lisa McIntyre
    Lisa McIntyre 12 days ago

    My oldest son slammed his door in my face once...I went and got a screwdriver and took the door of the hinges! He never did that again.

  • CharsBeautyCorner
    CharsBeautyCorner 12 days ago

    Omg that is the truth.

  • Nicole Gilstrap
    Nicole Gilstrap 12 days ago

    This is too good right here. Lol!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Jen Lauren
    Jen Lauren 12 days ago +1

    Amen! If this ain’t dead on lol to a T

  • KS Yep
    KS Yep 12 days ago

    Lol teenage girls will certainly try yoir patients! I know mine sure did gggrrrrr 😁

  • Wendi Collins
    Wendi Collins 12 days ago

    LOL!!! My two are 13 & 14 and this is everyday!!!

  • PrettyN Pink
    PrettyN Pink 12 days ago +3

    LMFAO THIS IS FUNNY AF

  • Alabama Beauty
    Alabama Beauty 12 days ago +1

    Guilty! My Daddy has taken my door off the hinges many times!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Thank God I have 3 boys!πŸ€—

  • Jane Taylor
    Jane Taylor 12 days ago +1

    LMAO so on point πŸ˜‚

  • Lady M
    Lady M 12 days ago

    No harm but a black Mama would smack that ass and then show her ass the door!πŸ˜‰

  • jenreifu
    jenreifu 12 days ago +12

    If i cursed at my mama I wouldn't be here today to tell the story. We have a lot of land and shovels are cheap.

    • Lisa Mulloy
      Lisa Mulloy 8 days ago

      jenreifu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ we have a lot of land and shovels are cheap!

  • Rachel Bryant
    Rachel Bryant 12 days ago +4

    Darren are you okay? There is knot under your right jaw line... I hope everything is okay... Great video! Thank you for always making me laugh!

    • lili74
      lili74 10 days ago +1

      Mine did that with a horrible ear infection. Talk about painful...omg they put me on prescriptions for pain. I'm grown and I cried like a baby.

    • Susan Williamson
      Susan Williamson 12 days ago

      I just noticed the knot also. Swollen gland??

  • J Sully
    J Sully 12 days ago

    Lol, yep. That pretty much sums it up! Lol

  • Brooke M
    Brooke M 12 days ago

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ LOVE. YOU. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚βœ‹πŸ€£

  • randomz skelegoat
    randomz skelegoat 12 days ago

    Im a teenage girl and this is so accurate it hurts lmao

  • erika Snyder
    erika Snyder 12 days ago

    Omg! Every damn day. My 15 yr old is sending me to an early grave lol , she is lucky I love her.

  • Donna Miller
    Donna Miller 12 days ago

    There needs to be a support group for this!🀣🀣🀣. Lord have mercy! Going through it right now. Then runs and tells my husband (her dad) I yelled at her. I yelled.. πŸ˜‚

  • john hahn
    john hahn 13 days ago

    So true!!!!

  • Radio London
    Radio London 13 days ago +4

    Teenage boys are no treat either lol

  • Stephanie Hays
    Stephanie Hays 13 days ago

    Shit,it's like you were at my house yesterday πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Victoria Carter
    Victoria Carter 13 days ago

    I LOVE ITπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • cristi belleu
    cristi belleu 13 days ago

    The struggle is so real! My daughter slammed her bedroom door in my face, only once. It immediately came off its hinges and we had a "come to Jesus" meeting. She had an entire afternoon of "how to close a door 101" class, and another 2 weeks before earning her bedroom door back. She is 27 now and has 2 daughters of her own. Hope she remembers those days when her girls are teenagers!🀣 Thank you Southern Momma!

  • Sandy Crawford
    Sandy Crawford 13 days ago

    I have five daughters,all grown. But this is exactly what life was like with each one of them. Lol thank God we all survived the teenage years. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • racheldunn41
    racheldunn41 13 days ago

    DEAD ON!!!!! I thought my daughter was gonna give me a stroke!!!

  • Bob Poff
    Bob Poff 13 days ago

    Thank you for this video we laughed so hard and you mailed it you sounded just like our girls I think this might have been the funniest video out of everyone you've ever made we so enjoy your videos thank you very much much love for Michigan

  • Natasha G.
    Natasha G. 13 days ago +30

    My daughter is only 10 and she tries me but I can get just as froggy and jump higher. I took the whole door off the hinges because she calls herself trying to slam a door. I’m not letting no child that don’t pay a bill and hasn’t even earned the oxygen she’s breathing try to dictate my household dynamics. I just have to provide a basic standard of care according to the law and that means bread, water, and shelter. She’ll get the first two and I’ll construct a box and give her some blankets if she keeps testing my gangsta.

    • Kim Hawthorne
      Kim Hawthorne 2 days ago +1

      Guuurrllll, Yaas dammit... These parents losing their minds over these asshole kids... Love my sons but I'll throw them out in the damn snow.

    • Charity Kelley
      Charity Kelley 5 days ago

      Lorddddd! Love your response!!! Amen to you love!

  • Fallen Angel
    Fallen Angel 13 days ago +2

    AMEN . I have 2 teenage girls...I feel ur pain