COMEDIAN DARREN KNIGHT: TEENAGE GIRLS! LOL FUNNY LAUGH COMEDY

This is the funniest one by far

Yep. This is the truth if it's ever been told.

WE USED TO PAINT EACH OTHER'S TOE NAILS 😃😃

This is the best one yet! Dying laughing!😘

OmG! How true is this, raised 3 teenage girls 😂

ALL THIS IS TRUE! LOL

My son did this shit except he came back with basketballs and boxers

Ummm it doesn't get any better either. Even after they're gone she still wants sommmmmeethiing! So what I did was move and give NO ONE my new address! Who has the last laugh now. Waaaaa!😈

0:26 “I don’t know what the H her problem is! Ain’t nobody spoke to her in 3 dang days! We’re afraid to!”

Strangely this sounds like me😂😂😂😂

All of this is scarily accurate

What am i watching?

LOL. I’m dreading the day this happens with my daughter. And mark my words it WILL happen!! I remember when that was me being all sassy all the time 😣🤦🏼‍♀️

My house with16 yr. old home & when she’s not home I’m looking for all my things that somehow end up in her room. She said while college searching she may want to come home weekends & I said “No, holidays are good for me at least the first year.”

Lawd teenage girls!🤣🤣🤣

Lawd teenage girls!🤣🤣🤣

This idiot is so obnoxious and painfully unfunny.

“I brought you into this world and I can take you out”. “ cuss me again...” “When You Start paying the mortgage...” SouthernMamaBattleCry

#FUCKINGNailedIt my god .. you have a gift

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The struggle is real y’all.

Omg i'mmmm dead!! So TRUE!!!😂😂

If I cussed my momma out she would've ripped my throat out.

OMG that is sooooooooo me and my 17 yr old daughter!😂😂😂

OMG! This is dead on. I used to say when my daughter turned 13 began the alien takeover and by 16 it was complete. There was a stranger where my sweet little girl had been. It took until she was 22 for me to see glimpses of my sweet girl again. I feel for every momma out there with teenage daughters.

She has not been off the phone for 8 days

My mom never allowed enough room for me to act like this. Any slight sign of teenage moodiness was shut down before it became slamming doors and being on the phone all night

He sounds just like Ernest T. Bass on the Andy Griffith show

I'm not allowed to slam doors. I'll get my ass tore up before the door slams shut!

Mean as a RATTLESNAKE, I’ve said this too many times😂

Let me just say you sound soooooo much like someone I know lolz.... 4 children 1 year apart 3 girls one boy... Mmmmm hmmmm he is the baby now 25 and grew up with me and his sisters... All names start with a J except my son he a Jr.. But I think ya know where I just went with this here mess... Lolz Your amazing Darrin Knight keep up all the great videos your an amazing awesome person inside and out my little southern Momma 🤠

I love him

Bethany mom sounded like mine when I was a teen lol

Showed my husband this and he replied “ ugh...that was my sister” 😂😂😂😂

I believe that teenage girls are completely insane three weeks of a month! I think that they are on the rag with one week off separated by makeup, boys, and shopping 🛍!!! And that one week off is never consecutive days so it’s like predicting a hiring in Florida! You know it’s coming, it can change from a F1 to OMG off the scale storm and dear Lordy help you if you are out of phone minutes!

I have 4 girls! So damn relatable!! Lmao

Yes, yes, and yes! My life right now! Lol

That is so true. Her teenage years were just like that! Now she’s pregnant with a baby girl! Payback is coming, lol!

BOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mother of five girls here! 😱😭🤪

PREACH!

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My mom wasn’t a typical southern mama, though she had her moments. Maybe bc she was a lesbian who left the church when she was 14 but southern mama only came out occasionally. My grandma though. She was authentic southern mama. She’d make me go pick a switch until my mom got on her about it. When I’d go visit her in summers I would be tasked with spraying down her double wide with a hose on hot days to help the electric bill. She’d let me run around in the SC red clay and black dirt then chastise me while scrubbing my black feet. She’d gossip about how my mama ran off to get married when she was 16 and how when she asked if my grandma was coming to her wedding, my grandma told her she’d come but she’d wear black. She had all the southern idioms. My fav was “if it was a snake it woulda bitcha”. My mom’s southern mama only came out when I was bad. Suddenly I had to say yes ma’am to everything. The worst was when I was really acting up and my mom would smack my hand with a wooden spoon. I always think the quintessential southern mom is the black southern mom. She’d see you out playing without a jacket and tell you to get in her house cause she was gonna find you a coat. Then cluck over you while she pulled out a brand new jacket to give you. Then hold you for five mins while praying to lord Jesus to help this poor child. (She knew I was really poor and she thought that I was the child of a heathen.) Then she’d give me a handful of quarters to tutor her son in his reading. Knowing full well we were just playing around. Then she’d insist I stay for dinner bc I was just skin and bones. Before I went home she’d hold me to her ample bosom and pray again before sending me off with a styrofoam plate filled with corn bread and greens, and of course a copy of the King James Bible. I know now she’d most likely be telling her friends later about that poor, poor little white girl whose mama never took her to church. To a true southern mama that was the ultimate sin. Quite a few southern mamas took me to their church and when I went to my grandma’s she’d sign me up for vacation bible school straight away. Again I’m certain she’d talk to her church friends about how pitiful her grand baby was. How her daughter had strayed from our Heavenly Father and now her grand baby didn’t know nothin about the lord. Her church would equally spoil me and be horrified by me when I not only didn’t know any bible verses, but also how I thought the story of Noah’s Arc was a fairy tale. I ended up with quite the Bible collection. Every southern mama I spent time with would press a bible into my hands when I left, whispering to me to read it every night. Now that I’m grown I understand how horrified they were that I was being raised outside the church. Most of them could forgive my mama being gay but to raise me as a heathen? That was just to much.

Oh my goodness my oldest was just like that...lol, I figured if I survived her I can succeed at anything in life.

Looked at inside lmao

I remember those days all to well.. Now she's married, mom to 3 and remember your parents telling you "your going to have a child just like you "? Her youngest has the same personality as her mama and I just smile and say she is her mother's daughter.

My new support group

Haha funny we use to paint each other’s toenails lol

Of course her name is Bethany 😂

3 damn days 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏾❤️

Omg lmfao isn't this the truth! 🤣❤

Spot on, gave me flashbacks! hahahah

I have 2 boys now are 15 and 13 they try my patients to...the door thing they tried locking me out of their room when they were younger so I took the door know they cant slam or shut it.

OMG, this reminds me of my sister, she called us last week crying and her daughter, lol.

I can confirm all of this WEST VIRGINIA TEENAGE GIRL

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The southern part is true to I’m from West Virginia

I’m a teenage girl and I’m embarrassed to say this is perfectly accurate for me and my mom

I have a new phrase for you from my southern grandmomma I saw her walking fast to the bathroom one time and she said oh my word Whitney I toodled and I think I messed on myself lol true story "oh me" I got more where that came from :) P.S. I luv u southern momma

My mama practically grew up down south and I was down south a lot as a little kid... OMGOSH THAT SOUNDS SO FRICKIN MUCH LIKE MY MAMA ITS LUDICROUS!!!😂😂😂

Some nights I sit up and wonder if she’s gonna kills are butts💀🤣

LOVE IT ,YOU ARE GREAT..

This cracked me up !😄😄😁

We never even thought about cussing at my parents. But my parents never cussed around us or at us. Neither did my daughter or neices and nephews around me. Its called RESPECT " find out what it means to me 😎

This is me & my just turned 13 yr old Shelby...Sweet Jesus! ❤️🤣❤️

I ❤ this guy!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Please keep posting videos! NO WORDS!!🤣🤣❤

Oooooppppeeeeennnnnn the dooooooooooooor!!!!!!

So ACCURATE it’s scary!!!!

I love this channle

Still laughing ......sooooo funny 😂😂😂

He is hysterical. This was me. I'm still distraught. Only I haven't a reason now. Just the damn black birds.😳

I’m not a teen but my mom is THE EXACT SAME

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These videos bring back a lot of memories, and I always bust a gut laughing my ass off!