COMEDIAN DARREN KNIGHT: TEENAGE GIRLS! LOL FUNNY LAUGH COMEDY

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  • Published on Feb 8, 2019
  • COMEDIAN DARREN KNIGHT: TEENAGE GIRLS!
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    Darren Knight, aka Southern Momma from Munford, Alabama, is the fastest rising comedian in American history. In just a few short months, he has cultivated a massive online presence, accumulating over a half a billion views across multiple social media platforms. Darren takes his persona to the stage, selling out theatres and casinos nationwide. He's been compared to Jeff Foxworthy, as the next star of redneck comedy.
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Comments • 495

  • Aleah Cofer
    Aleah Cofer 3 days ago

    This is the funniest one by far

  • Rebekkah Todd
    Rebekkah Todd 3 days ago

    Yep. This is the truth if it's ever been told.

  • Danette Trice
    Danette Trice 4 days ago

    WE USED TO PAINT EACH OTHER'S TOE NAILS 😃😃

  • Evolving At Light Speed

    This is the best one yet! Dying laughing!😘

  • Paula Caudill
    Paula Caudill 9 days ago

    OmG! How true is this, raised 3 teenage girls 😂

  • Samantha Sunshine
    Samantha Sunshine 10 days ago

    ALL THIS IS TRUE! LOL

  • Sarah&Emily Walker
    Sarah&Emily Walker 12 days ago

    My son did this shit except he came back with basketballs and boxers

  • Michelle Bortell
    Michelle Bortell 17 days ago

    Ummm it doesn't get any better either. Even after they're gone she still wants sommmmmeethiing! So what I did was move and give NO ONE my new address! Who has the last laugh now. Waaaaa!😈

  • Heather Metz
    Heather Metz 18 days ago +1

    0:26 “I don’t know what the H her problem is! Ain’t nobody spoke to her in 3 dang days! We’re afraid to!”

  • Cheyenne Garcia
    Cheyenne Garcia 18 days ago

    Strangely this sounds like me😂😂😂😂

  • Ms Z Budgets
    Ms Z Budgets 19 days ago +1

    All of this is scarily accurate

  • Bonnie Reich
    Bonnie Reich 20 days ago

    What am i watching?

  • Michelle Doll
    Michelle Doll 20 days ago

    LOL. I’m dreading the day this happens with my daughter. And mark my words it WILL happen!! I remember when that was me being all sassy all the time 😣🤦🏼‍♀️

  • IfYouDontCare DontComment

    My house with16 yr. old home & when she’s not home I’m looking for all my things that somehow end up in her room. She said while college searching she may want to come home weekends & I said “No, holidays are good for me at least the first year.”

  • Nema Billings
    Nema Billings 21 day ago

    Lawd teenage girls!🤣🤣🤣

  • Nema Billings
    Nema Billings 21 day ago

    Lawd teenage girls!🤣🤣🤣

  • Ash Ash
    Ash Ash 22 days ago +1

    This idiot is so obnoxious and painfully unfunny.

  • Evelyn Shelton
    Evelyn Shelton 23 days ago

    “I brought you into this world and I can take you out”. “ cuss me again...” “When You Start paying the mortgage...” SouthernMamaBattleCry

  • Evelyn Shelton
    Evelyn Shelton 23 days ago +1

    #FUCKINGNailedIt my god .. you have a gift

  • Candice Kreidel
    Candice Kreidel 26 days ago

    😆

  • fAnGeDkOrNfAn
    fAnGeDkOrNfAn 26 days ago

    The struggle is real y’all.

  • αмвeя ωeekley

    Omg i'mmmm dead!! So TRUE!!!😂😂

  • Lance Hoskins
    Lance Hoskins 27 days ago

    If I cussed my momma out she would've ripped my throat out.

  • A. Fleming
    A. Fleming Month ago

    OMG that is sooooooooo me and my 17 yr old daughter!😂😂😂

  • Dianne Rodriguez
    Dianne Rodriguez Month ago +1

    OMG! This is dead on. I used to say when my daughter turned 13 began the alien takeover and by 16 it was complete. There was a stranger where my sweet little girl had been. It took until she was 22 for me to see glimpses of my sweet girl again. I feel for every momma out there with teenage daughters.

  • Wendy Tollison
    Wendy Tollison Month ago

    She has not been off the phone for 8 days

  • jst 1060
    jst 1060 Month ago

    My mom never allowed enough room for me to act like this. Any slight sign of teenage moodiness was shut down before it became slamming doors and being on the phone all night

  • ajbeastbass
    ajbeastbass Month ago

    He sounds just like Ernest T. Bass on the Andy Griffith show

  • Torie Bradshaw
    Torie Bradshaw Month ago

    I'm not allowed to slam doors. I'll get my ass tore up before the door slams shut!

  • Tisha Dorsett
    Tisha Dorsett Month ago +3

    Mean as a RATTLESNAKE, I’ve said this too many times😂

  • Barbara Fox
    Barbara Fox Month ago

    Let me just say you sound soooooo much like someone I know lolz.... 4 children 1 year apart 3 girls one boy... Mmmmm hmmmm he is the baby now 25 and grew up with me and his sisters... All names start with a J except my son he a Jr.. But I think ya know where I just went with this here mess... Lolz Your amazing Darrin Knight keep up all the great videos your an amazing awesome person inside and out my little southern Momma 🤠

  • BM World
    BM World Month ago

    I love him

  • Jennifer Bluett
    Jennifer Bluett Month ago

    Bethany mom sounded like mine when I was a teen lol

  • Kattie W
    Kattie W Month ago +1

    Showed my husband this and he replied “ ugh...that was my sister” 😂😂😂😂

  • Tamala Rovaris
    Tamala Rovaris Month ago

    I believe that teenage girls are completely insane three weeks of a month! I think that they are on the rag with one week off separated by makeup, boys, and shopping 🛍!!! And that one week off is never consecutive days so it’s like predicting a hiring in Florida! You know it’s coming, it can change from a F1 to OMG off the scale storm and dear Lordy help you if you are out of phone minutes!

  • Lori Nasr
    Lori Nasr Month ago

    I have 4 girls! So damn relatable!! Lmao

  • Donna Rayburn
    Donna Rayburn Month ago +1

    Yes, yes, and yes! My life right now! Lol

  • Melissa McBee
    Melissa McBee Month ago +1

    That is so true. Her teenage years were just like that! Now she’s pregnant with a baby girl! Payback is coming, lol!

  • Ocean Dabney
    Ocean Dabney Month ago

    BOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Sheereen Stefan
    Sheereen Stefan Month ago +1

    Mother of five girls here! 😱😭🤪

  • Verbal Lewis
    Verbal Lewis Month ago +1

    PREACH!

  • Della Wolfdove
    Della Wolfdove Month ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Zoey Zoey-Zoey
    Zoey Zoey-Zoey Month ago

    My mom wasn’t a typical southern mama, though she had her moments. Maybe bc she was a lesbian who left the church when she was 14 but southern mama only came out occasionally. My grandma though. She was authentic southern mama. She’d make me go pick a switch until my mom got on her about it. When I’d go visit her in summers I would be tasked with spraying down her double wide with a hose on hot days to help the electric bill. She’d let me run around in the SC red clay and black dirt then chastise me while scrubbing my black feet. She’d gossip about how my mama ran off to get married when she was 16 and how when she asked if my grandma was coming to her wedding, my grandma told her she’d come but she’d wear black. She had all the southern idioms. My fav was “if it was a snake it woulda bitcha”. My mom’s southern mama only came out when I was bad. Suddenly I had to say yes ma’am to everything. The worst was when I was really acting up and my mom would smack my hand with a wooden spoon. I always think the quintessential southern mom is the black southern mom. She’d see you out playing without a jacket and tell you to get in her house cause she was gonna find you a coat. Then cluck over you while she pulled out a brand new jacket to give you. Then hold you for five mins while praying to lord Jesus to help this poor child. (She knew I was really poor and she thought that I was the child of a heathen.) Then she’d give me a handful of quarters to tutor her son in his reading. Knowing full well we were just playing around. Then she’d insist I stay for dinner bc I was just skin and bones. Before I went home she’d hold me to her ample bosom and pray again before sending me off with a styrofoam plate filled with corn bread and greens, and of course a copy of the King James Bible. I know now she’d most likely be telling her friends later about that poor, poor little white girl whose mama never took her to church. To a true southern mama that was the ultimate sin. Quite a few southern mamas took me to their church and when I went to my grandma’s she’d sign me up for vacation bible school straight away. Again I’m certain she’d talk to her church friends about how pitiful her grand baby was. How her daughter had strayed from our Heavenly Father and now her grand baby didn’t know nothin about the lord. Her church would equally spoil me and be horrified by me when I not only didn’t know any bible verses, but also how I thought the story of Noah’s Arc was a fairy tale. I ended up with quite the Bible collection. Every southern mama I spent time with would press a bible into my hands when I left, whispering to me to read it every night. Now that I’m grown I understand how horrified they were that I was being raised outside the church. Most of them could forgive my mama being gay but to raise me as a heathen? That was just to much.

  • Helen Young
    Helen Young Month ago

    Oh my goodness my oldest was just like that...lol, I figured if I survived her I can succeed at anything in life.

  • Debbie Sturch
    Debbie Sturch Month ago

    Looked at inside lmao

  • Pat Young
    Pat Young Month ago

    I remember those days all to well.. Now she's married, mom to 3 and remember your parents telling you "your going to have a child just like you "? Her youngest has the same personality as her mama and I just smile and say she is her mother's daughter.

  • mystery vox
    mystery vox Month ago +1

    My new support group

  • Carla Chandler
    Carla Chandler Month ago

    Haha funny we use to paint each other’s toenails lol

  • Bec Wakefield
    Bec Wakefield Month ago

    Of course her name is Bethany 😂

  • Gee Collins
    Gee Collins Month ago

    3 damn days 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏾❤️

  • Tresea Timson
    Tresea Timson Month ago

    Omg lmfao isn't this the truth! 🤣❤

  • L McCauley
    L McCauley Month ago

    Spot on, gave me flashbacks! hahahah

  • Margie Newport
    Margie Newport Month ago +1

    I have 2 boys now are 15 and 13 they try my patients to...the door thing they tried locking me out of their room when they were younger so I took the door know they cant slam or shut it.

  • I don’t need HUGO, already a boss

    OMG, this reminds me of my sister, she called us last week crying and her daughter, lol.

  • Ya Girl
    Ya Girl Month ago +1

    I can confirm all of this WEST VIRGINIA TEENAGE GIRL

  • Ya Girl
    Ya Girl Month ago +1

    Schoo

  • Ya Girl
    Ya Girl Month ago +1

    OpEn ThE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

  • Ya Girl
    Ya Girl Month ago +2

    The southern part is true to I’m from West Virginia

  • Ya Girl
    Ya Girl Month ago +2

    I’m a teenage girl and I’m embarrassed to say this is perfectly accurate for me and my mom

  • Whitney Wilkins
    Whitney Wilkins Month ago

    I have a new phrase for you from my southern grandmomma I saw her walking fast to the bathroom one time and she said oh my word Whitney I toodled and I think I messed on myself lol true story "oh me" I got more where that came from :) P.S. I luv u southern momma

  • coolkittytween
    coolkittytween Month ago

    My mama practically grew up down south and I was down south a lot as a little kid... OMGOSH THAT SOUNDS SO FRICKIN MUCH LIKE MY MAMA ITS LUDICROUS!!!😂😂😂

  • Alyssa Byrd
    Alyssa Byrd 2 months ago

    Some nights I sit up and wonder if she’s gonna kills are butts💀🤣

  • Pattie Mosier
    Pattie Mosier 2 months ago

    LOVE IT ,YOU ARE GREAT..

  • Cindy Dyer
    Cindy Dyer 2 months ago

    This cracked me up !😄😄😁

  • Cindy Dyer
    Cindy Dyer 2 months ago

    We never even thought about cussing at my parents. But my parents never cussed around us or at us. Neither did my daughter or neices and nephews around me. Its called RESPECT " find out what it means to me 😎

  • Southern Belle
    Southern Belle 2 months ago

    This is me & my just turned 13 yr old Shelby...Sweet Jesus! ❤️🤣❤️

  • Brandy Tucker
    Brandy Tucker 2 months ago

    I ❤ this guy!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Please keep posting videos! NO WORDS!!🤣🤣❤

  • EMMA NONE OF YOURS
    EMMA NONE OF YOURS 2 months ago

    Oooooppppeeeeennnnnn the dooooooooooooor!!!!!!

  • Jennifer Brockel
    Jennifer Brockel 2 months ago

    So ACCURATE it’s scary!!!!

  • Madison Smith
    Madison Smith 2 months ago

    I love this channle

  • Hazel Carmichael
    Hazel Carmichael 2 months ago

    Still laughing ......sooooo funny 😂😂😂

  • Jen Honey
    Jen Honey 2 months ago

    He is hysterical. This was me. I'm still distraught. Only I haven't a reason now. Just the damn black birds.😳

  • •Angel Wolfie•

    I’m not a teen but my mom is THE EXACT SAME

  • karlytheunicorn smith
    karlytheunicorn smith 2 months ago

    im choakinghgshshj

  • Elizabeth Shields
    Elizabeth Shields 2 months ago +1

    These videos bring back a lot of memories, and I always bust a gut laughing my ass off!