COMEDIAN DARREN KNIGHT: TEENAGE GIRLS! LOL FUNNY LAUGH COMEDY
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- Published on Feb 8, 2019
- COMEDIAN DARREN KNIGHT: TEENAGE GIRLS!
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Darren Knight, aka Southern Momma from Munford, Alabama, is the fastest rising comedian in American history. In just a few short months, he has cultivated a massive online presence, accumulating over a half a billion views across multiple social media platforms. Darren takes his persona to the stage, selling out theatres and casinos nationwide. He's been compared to Jeff Foxworthy, as the next star of redneck comedy. Comedy
OMgosh I thought it was only BOYS. My sons were just as hard to deal with, thank the lord we survived the teenage years.
Cut those eyes at me!!!!!
HAHAHAHA YUP!
Omg, I have a 17 yr old,, You nailed it
Lmao. Glad I have for boys Lord knows we don't need another one to me thanks for sharing
I have always had a very close and happy relationship with my two youngest, so iam sure none of that will happen to me right !! WRONG !!
I have been very ill this weekend, and was in bed the whole time, all i asked of my 15 and 14 year old sons was to check on. Thats all, come sunday which was yesterday and they still hadnt spoken to me i relayed to them that i was hurt by that, to which my darling youngest yelled from his room because it was too much trouble to walk into my room to talk, that would mean putting down the xbox or phone !! God forbid ! No so my son yelled " I F YOU THINK YOUR DIEING CALL GRANDMA " !! Thank god for a sense of humour, with out it i would have lost my mind, and my son would have lost their testicles !!!!!
We've got a 15 yr old, 13 yr old, and 12 yr old. All girls. If this ain't accurate. Lord help me. Pray for us y'all.
OMG, ARE YOU LOOKING IN MY WINDOWS???!!!!! I HAVE PTSD NOW......HAHA...... LOVED IT
Love this video πππ
I always know I can watch your videos to make my day better, and just laugh! I LOVE all of your videos! Heel my only daughter is only 6 and she is like this in some ways already! My 16 year old boy has a attitude sometimes...OH LORD :-D "cut your eyes at me again and see what happens" "did you really just say that bad word".... "I brought you into this world I can take you out"...SO FUNNY!!
I've always loved southern mama but it seems like the language has gotten out of hand. It seems there's a cuss word in every sentence. I live in the south and never hear it to this extreme and it really takes the humor out of it. That's just my personal opinion. You're still cute as a button, southern mama and I'll miss you. Get that gland checked.
This is freaking accurate itβs scary! π€¦π½ββοΈπ€£
This was me and my daughter from sixteen to eighteen. Oh and my closet was her personal Dept store
I love it! Teenagers, lol!
This ... is so relatable xD
This is just too funny. Lol!!!
Love him. Got a new place I see. Good job!! :) Love ya from va
We use ta paint each other's toenails!!! HAHA
My daughter is in her early 30s now, we didn't go thru 98% of this and me and MY mama?? She didn't bother talkin', she'd just go ahead and knock my smartass clear into the next week, I never even knew what day it was, half the time. (I am exaggerating, of course. My mama was an even-tempered lady and I still got all front teeth to prove it)
This is the truth I have 3 girls
I am the parent of a 14 yr old i can totally relate. The door thing and all. All you can do is walk away sometimes. I miss my babygirl so much.The backtalk and all. She is married to her cell phone.
I went most of my teenage years with no door π
"Bethany I need to talk to you about.......OPEN THE DOOOOR!!!!!!!!" πππππππ
Anybody get βdonβt let your alligator mouth override your hummingbird assβ?
Been there with my daughter whoβs 27 now and here again with my stepdaughter whoβs 15. π Iβve threatened to take the door off the hinges (my dad threatened to take my and my sisterβs doors off the hinges, too). The mood swings are horrible!!! Thank the gods for antidepressants!!
Not hair bow oneππππππjust don't make eye contact ππ
PLEASE do a PMS skit! I think that's the only one you haven't covered yet on top of the teenage hormones we women can ALL relate!! Love you Southern mama and keep doin what you started out doing with these hilarious videos that hit home all over the US. Comin at ya from South Carolina here. ππ
Omg this is how my child's acts
U got shorts on under dat t shirt ?! U better put some long pants on , u not gone out side lookin like a street walker .
He needs to do one on teenage boys. I have 2 of them, a year apart..π€£π€£ππ lord help me lol. They are so moody, i say good morning,they get mad. I ask about their day, they get mad. I ask if they spoke to any pretty girls at school, they get really mad lol.. they get mad for me breathing the same air haha. Or I tell them to clean up their room , it's like ww2 all over again. I'm just a mom standing in my teenage sons room looking for dirty clothes, cups, spoons.. π€£π
That was soooo FUNNY and so TRUE !!!!πβ€ I really love watching your videos I was laughing so much !
πππ So freaking funny!
I laughed to keep from crying. 6 yo and 3 yo girls and I'm NOT READY
Omg I thought I was watching a home video. I have a 16 year old daughter and she is mean too! I love her but wanna beat her.
Just don't make eye contact....LOL
Every time I see one of my cousins coming out of his performance. He nails it perfect which obviously means he growd up dealing with em too.
This is why the good Lord above knew to bless me with boys!π
Love this! I am a teenage girl, but luckily not the stereotypical kind. Thank the Lord, but I find this so dang funny. Keep it up, Darren! You're great. I need me one of your tshirts!
So true
Anyone else notice the knot on the side of his neck by his ear.
I must've not been a typical teenage girl. I had a healthy dose of respect and fear instilled in me early so I knew better than to go yelling and slamming doors.
lol, don't make eye contact !!
I swear your in my house!π€£ππππ€£
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Slam Nam Nother door! I'll take it off the hinges and slam it up yo aΒ§Β§
From the JC Penney's ππ
Ain't nobody talked to her in three damn days, hell we afraid to lol! Mine is twelve, and meaner than a junk yard dog!
Dead on too damn funny
Yes! I have a 13 year old and this is her. All the way. πππ
"We use paint each other toenails"π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Is this for a teenager or a 5yr old girl?!?! LMMFAO this is my daughter to a T minus the tampons!!!! Her 16yr old brother avoids her like the plague and her younger brother screams at her lol. She is such a serious little person. And yes she steals my shoes, makeup and sometimes hair stuff lol. I canβt imagine what she will be like as a teenager π€¦π½ββοΈ. On a positive note her teachers say sheβs like that because sheβs above her age and bored. So weβre looking into more work and more mature activities for her
Thatβs your dam fought. M kids were never like thAt
I was raised in the south, and I've never been around a mother who did nothing but constantly yell at and threaten her children.
Omg my life right now. Itβs maddening. Iβm glad Iβm not alone.
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God knew if I had girls, I'd kill em...he gave me two sonsπ€
So true!!! π
Sounds like my mama whereβs my makeup whereβs my clothes!! π€£π€£π€£π€£I have three boys no daughters. The Lord gives you what u can handle . He knows I couldnβt handle a girl!π€£π€£
Lol!! Totally me when my girls were teenagers! π€£π€£π€£
OMG Darren this made my night! Much love from the Mitten ββ€π
Mine is bipolar.....talk about some fun times. I love her but I was really LOL at this.
Darren, this may be your best work to date. Too real! ππ€£π
This sent me back to them days just trying to survive raising a teenager daughter..
*"She's meaner than a rattlesnake."
Walking on eggshells..
*"Good morning 'Sybil' which personality am I going to deal with today.."
*"Don't look at her.. HELL..NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT FIRST !!"
*ONLY WAKE HER UP...ONCE THE FOODS READY (She just turned 23 and that one still is in affect lol)
*I LOVE MY DAUGHTER AND SHE WAS AN ANGEL COMPARED TO SOME PEOPLE'S HEATHENS..
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Yes teenager make parent's afraid...to speak...i swear i beat them..
Nah...parents make them afraid in my house. Especially when my oldest mouthed off and I said "If you don't hush I'm gonna knock you with something" and his younger brother jumped up with a bat and said " Here momma hit him with this." I had to go in another room because I felt the laughter coming.
This is accurate, this was me & my mom
Love it
You have a swollen gland on the right side of your jaw/neck. Don't play with these things - Please get it looked at π₯°
Whoa, and I thought Latino Mamas were tough!β€οΈ
Omg that is so funny!!!! Absolutely true !!! Rhats exactly how it is at my sister's house! She has 2 teens!! Omg it's too stressful for me I cant even go over there!!! One was enough for me and she's still like that even though she's 24!!!! Jeeeezus!!!! God bless them π
Oh Lord ππ this is accurate "we haven't talked to her in three days, we're afraid to." πππ Ugh I've got a 13 year old it's tough but we love her lol!
Lolππ€£, spot on as always!! P.s. love the Christmas tree, kinda miss the mobile home tho. π
Teenage boys are bad too. Lol I know I had 3 of those little smartasses. Thank God they are grown.
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My oldest son slammed his door in my face once...I went and got a screwdriver and took the door of the hinges! He never did that again.
Omg that is the truth.
This is too good right here. Lol!!! ππππ
Amen! If this ainβt dead on lol to a T
Lol teenage girls will certainly try yoir patients! I know mine sure did gggrrrrr π
LOL!!! My two are 13 & 14 and this is everyday!!!
LMFAO THIS IS FUNNY AF
Guilty! My Daddy has taken my door off the hinges many times!ππ
Thank God I have 3 boys!π€
LMAO so on point π
No harm but a black Mama would smack that ass and then show her ass the door!π
If i cursed at my mama I wouldn't be here today to tell the story. We have a lot of land and shovels are cheap.
jenreifu πππ we have a lot of land and shovels are cheap!
Darren are you okay? There is knot under your right jaw line... I hope everything is okay... Great video! Thank you for always making me laugh!
Mine did that with a horrible ear infection. Talk about painful...omg they put me on prescriptions for pain. I'm grown and I cried like a baby.
I just noticed the knot also. Swollen gland??
Lol, yep. That pretty much sums it up! Lol
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Im a teenage girl and this is so accurate it hurts lmao
Omg! Every damn day. My 15 yr old is sending me to an early grave lol , she is lucky I love her.
There needs to be a support group for this!π€£π€£π€£. Lord have mercy! Going through it right now. Then runs and tells my husband (her dad) I yelled at her. I yelled.. π
So true!!!!
Teenage boys are no treat either lol
Shit,it's like you were at my house yesterday ππ
I LOVE ITπππππππππ
The struggle is so real! My daughter slammed her bedroom door in my face, only once. It immediately came off its hinges and we had a "come to Jesus" meeting. She had an entire afternoon of "how to close a door 101" class, and another 2 weeks before earning her bedroom door back. She is 27 now and has 2 daughters of her own. Hope she remembers those days when her girls are teenagers!π€£ Thank you Southern Momma!
I have five daughters,all grown. But this is exactly what life was like with each one of them. Lol thank God we all survived the teenage years. πππ
DEAD ON!!!!! I thought my daughter was gonna give me a stroke!!!
Thank you for this video we laughed so hard and you mailed it you sounded just like our girls I think this might have been the funniest video out of everyone you've ever made we so enjoy your videos thank you very much much love for Michigan
My daughter is only 10 and she tries me but I can get just as froggy and jump higher. I took the whole door off the hinges because she calls herself trying to slam a door. Iβm not letting no child that donβt pay a bill and hasnβt even earned the oxygen sheβs breathing try to dictate my household dynamics. I just have to provide a basic standard of care according to the law and that means bread, water, and shelter. Sheβll get the first two and Iβll construct a box and give her some blankets if she keeps testing my gangsta.
Guuurrllll, Yaas dammit... These parents losing their minds over these asshole kids... Love my sons but I'll throw them out in the damn snow.
Lorddddd! Love your response!!! Amen to you love!
AMEN . I have 2 teenage girls...I feel ur pain