COMEDIAN DARREN KNIGHT: TEENAGE GIRLS! LOL FUNNY LAUGH COMEDY

Absolutely love your videos. Hilarious. Saw you in person in I believe Schaumburg Illinois you were great keep up the great videos. Your damn talented honey

"Don't cut those eyes at me"..lol .man ol Man how many times did I hear that growing up.."don't look at her, don't look at her"..lol Omg he is absolutely right in alot of households..I love it!!

I REMEMBER GROWING UP IN A HOUSE WITH MY SISTERS AND MOTHER,A BUNCH OF CRAZY BITCHES ONCE A MONTH!!!! ONCE A MONTH LASTED OVER 2 WEEKS,THEN IT STARTED OVER AGAIN!!!!! MY DAUGHTER STARTED PULLING HER PMS SHIT ON ME,WASN'T HAPPENING!!!!! I JUMPED RIGHT BACK IN HER FACE AND TOLD HER THAT I HAD TO DEAL WITH HER MOTHER,BUT I SURE WASN'T GOING TO DEAL WITH HER BULLSHIT!!!!! SHE MIGHT BE GRUMPY AFTER THAT,SHE NEVER PULLED ANY OF HER BULLSHIT ON ME AFTER THAT,HER MOTHER WAS A DIFFERENT STORY!!!!

FUNNY STUFF!!!!

“Some nights I sit there and wonder if she’s gonna get up in the middle of the night and kill our a$$”

IM WEAK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Teen girls??? This must be an older video cause umm....you just described my 7 year old!!! Down to a T!!! And your me in the video. I react the exact same way!!! And yes, I'm 85% sure shell murder me come puberty. Please pray I can at least get outta the teen years alive!!!

Haha "Cut those eyes at me again" Lol I so love you, My daughter and I Enjoy your videoes so much, Thank you

I love him ..his videos make smile and take me out of my on negative world sometimes-...you can't help but want to see more. His voice just is addictive lol 😂😂😂

Typical crazy hormonal teenage antics!!!! Love you southern momma

Dont make eye contact!! Omg!!

Tossn present says he still ain't a wig.

I had 2 Sisters, my poor parents. We had so many different personalities running around I'm sure it was like living with Sybil.

I thought Bethany was a little girl?

JCpANNYS

Bill Eichler much?

If I gave my mom attitude or didn't help with chores it be my ass

You should make a video about teenage boys. Because from what I just learned a little while ago teenage boys can be just as Moody as teenage girls if not even worse.

I love you Darren!!!💕

OMG, giiiirl, my daughter is only SIX!??? 😅😮🤐😢

this is worse than dane cook

Too true

The struggle is real:)

This is so true about teenage girls!

OMG you funny as hell💯

Teenage boys are no better

Nailed it👍

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! I am dealing with a teenage daughter and this is spot on!

The door part happened in our house and the I brought you in and take you out! I did it one time!

Lord this my husband and daughter. We laughed so hard knowing they just like that 😂

That behavior was not allowed in our house growing up, heck naw.....

I didn't give my mom trouble she had the fear of God in us and she meant business. Wasn't any teen years she would take your lips off lol

The teenage years are a nightmare. Where are the joy of being a parent during the teenage years I'll tell you they don't exist

God reminds me of my 13 yr old lol..

This is my favorite. I'll sit here and watch it over and over. It just never gets old.

His videos make the world seem safe and small again. Thank you!

You have a lump below your ear on your neck. Just FYI, you should have that looked at.

They're gonna wind up on Dr Phil. Lol!

Not sure if anyone else has mentioned this already but I hope that lump on his neck at the end of the video wasn't anything to worry about.

This is reality tho my niece is 13 and she's a moody Judy fr amd that attitude sometime you wanna love on her but sometimes you wanna slap her but she's still a good kid most of the time lol

Lmao! Brings back memories 😂your Awsome Daren!

thank you jesusssss for this vid poppn in my feed omg im crackn up so true so true..ALL OF IT..count me in as a new sub!!!!

😍 🤣 I'm NOT ready. Time please slow down! I don't know how my parents didn't put my outside on the back porch with a cot until I was 18.

OMG, I have said and thought some of these exact things

Seen you today thank you so much for making my daughters day and mine!

This is 💯. On point!!

Don’t you sass me!

My momma sends me this video every time I start acting up

When he said that she might get up in the middle of the night and kill them 😂 “she’s mean”

Ommfg he's funny as hell . 😂😂😂😂

This is the funniest damn thing I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂 I'm from Texas lololol

I'm so sorry I wasn't being rude I was just confused cos I could figure out who you was in Los Mex in oxford

My name is Bethany lol You know what's kinda funny is that this was absolutely my mom when I was a teenager lol I was a sassy smartass backtalker. Now, I'm 32, married, have a successful job and am now dealing with the same thing I put my mother through. No,I dont have kids. I'm taking care of my mom who is in the middle stages of Dementia. It is JUST like having a back talking, stubborn, disrespectful, disobedient child. It came back to me 10folds lol ♡

He reminds me of Todd Crisley... Lmmfao... I love him

O man my mother took my door off because of my mouth and slamming it lol

I was that girl as a teenager lol

I have 2 teenagers and you absolutely nailed this!!! 😂❤️

Bethany clearly wasn’t raised by my moms type.
My cajun mother is a woman of few words and she made it very clear she didn’t give a damn if we liked her or not! Lol 😂 she hoped we didn’t so we would “get the hell out”. My mom would stare at us with those Emerald eyes that seem to glow like green swamp gas and dare us with ‘Momma ESP’ to cross the line between teenager and stupid. She was always willing to take her bad day out on teenager brain. 😜
Needless to say, me and my sis joined the military and took it out on bad guys. 😂😂

“I gotta get her looked at inside or something!” HAHAHA!

Love your videos! Saw u in Nashville - too funny! Just a comment ( don't know how to reach YOU) I hope you or your friends have noticed what appears to be an enlarged lymph node under your R ear - at the jaw line. ONLY concerned ... hope you're feeling ok.

My mom with my two older sisters 😂 they would fight over clothes and makeup every morning, I was the good kid lol

Hilarious as usual!!

Somehow I feel like this video was made about me. It literally describes what goes on in my parents house between me, my mom, and my dad and it’s funny but ironic 😂 my dads always like “Don’t cut them eyes at me, Bethany Cheyenne.”

@DarrenKnight you should do a drive throu taking to long.

Wow !! So right on. Have a stepdaughter 17 and one 15. 17 yr oldhas CP and she helps more than younger one. Her Floors a mess,mall every other day,late for everything,cusses like a sailor,always hungry("I don't like that this week")!!

Bahahaha. Love it!!!!

I shared this with my 12yr old daughter LOL

My son is about to turn 14 in a month... And. I. Swear. To. GOD.... I don't know who this kid is - but I used to have this preciously sweet angel of a son who couldn't get enough of his mama - and now I have this temperamental, door slamming, mama-testing, money grubbing, insta-gramming teenaged walking hormone who has taken his place. Lord please help me, and please help everyone else who's raising a testy teenager. 😑

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I just dont know why u aren't on a stage somewhere you are hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

Wow this is surreal because it’s like seeing my own teen years and also my daughter who is now 16 all rolled in one. Awesome

Once I stated that I hated my cousin and my grandma broke the door down and slapped me lol

Me and my 2 daughters 👸👸👸😂😂🤪🤪😑😑😩😩🙄🙄

Cracking up here. My daughter is having the same behavior from her 3 year old and I just sit back and LAUGH

Spot on!!!!!

Them damn teenagers will drive you crazy. When my daughter was 14 years old I knew the shit had hit the fan. I started smoking weed daily. Hell she 31 now and i'm still smoking...LOL

OMgosh I thought it was only BOYS. My sons were just as hard to deal with, thank the lord we survived the teenage years.

Cut those eyes at me!!!!!

HAHAHAHA YUP!

Omg, I have a 17 yr old,, You nailed it

Lmao. Glad I have for boys Lord knows we don't need another one to me thanks for sharing

I have always had a very close and happy relationship with my two youngest, so iam sure none of that will happen to me right !! WRONG !!
I have been very ill this weekend, and was in bed the whole time, all i asked of my 15 and 14 year old sons was to check on. Thats all, come sunday which was yesterday and they still hadnt spoken to me i relayed to them that i was hurt by that, to which my darling youngest yelled from his room because it was too much trouble to walk into my room to talk, that would mean putting down the xbox or phone !! God forbid ! No so my son yelled " I F YOU THINK YOUR DIEING CALL GRANDMA " !! Thank god for a sense of humour, with out it i would have lost my mind, and my son would have lost their testicles !!!!!

We've got a 15 yr old, 13 yr old, and 12 yr old. All girls. If this ain't accurate. Lord help me. Pray for us y'all.

OMG, ARE YOU LOOKING IN MY WINDOWS???!!!!! I HAVE PTSD NOW......HAHA...... LOVED IT

Love this video 😂😂😂

I always know I can watch your videos to make my day better, and just laugh! I LOVE all of your videos! Heel my only daughter is only 6 and she is like this in some ways already! My 16 year old boy has a attitude sometimes...OH LORD :-D "cut your eyes at me again and see what happens" "did you really just say that bad word".... "I brought you into this world I can take you out"...SO FUNNY!!

I've always loved southern mama but it seems like the language has gotten out of hand. It seems there's a cuss word in every sentence. I live in the south and never hear it to this extreme and it really takes the humor out of it. That's just my personal opinion. You're still cute as a button, southern mama and I'll miss you. Get that gland checked.

This is freaking accurate it’s scary! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

This was me and my daughter from sixteen to eighteen. Oh and my closet was her personal Dept store

I love it! Teenagers, lol!

This ... is so relatable xD

This is just too funny. Lol!!!

Love him. Got a new place I see. Good job!! :) Love ya from va

We use ta paint each other's toenails!!! HAHA
My daughter is in her early 30s now, we didn't go thru 98% of this and me and MY mama?? She didn't bother talkin', she'd just go ahead and knock my smartass clear into the next week, I never even knew what day it was, half the time. (I am exaggerating, of course. My mama was an even-tempered lady and I still got all front teeth to prove it)

This is the truth I have 3 girls

I am the parent of a 14 yr old i can totally relate. The door thing and all. All you can do is walk away sometimes. I miss my babygirl so much.The backtalk and all. She is married to her cell phone.

I went most of my teenage years with no door 😂

"Bethany I need to talk to you about.......OPEN THE DOOOOR!!!!!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anybody get “don’t let your alligator mouth override your hummingbird ass”?

Been there with my daughter who’s 27 now and here again with my stepdaughter who’s 15. 🙄 I’ve threatened to take the door off the hinges (my dad threatened to take my and my sister’s doors off the hinges, too). The mood swings are horrible!!! Thank the gods for antidepressants!!

Not hair bow one😂😂😭😭😂😂just don't make eye contact 😂😂