COMEDIAN DARREN KNIGHT: TEENAGE GIRLS! LOL FUNNY LAUGH COMEDY

OMgosh I thought it was only BOYS. My sons were just as hard to deal with, thank the lord we survived the teenage years.

Cut those eyes at me!!!!!

HAHAHAHA YUP!

Omg, I have a 17 yr old,, You nailed it

Lmao. Glad I have for boys Lord knows we don't need another one to me thanks for sharing

I have always had a very close and happy relationship with my two youngest, so iam sure none of that will happen to me right !! WRONG !!
I have been very ill this weekend, and was in bed the whole time, all i asked of my 15 and 14 year old sons was to check on. Thats all, come sunday which was yesterday and they still hadnt spoken to me i relayed to them that i was hurt by that, to which my darling youngest yelled from his room because it was too much trouble to walk into my room to talk, that would mean putting down the xbox or phone !! God forbid ! No so my son yelled " I F YOU THINK YOUR DIEING CALL GRANDMA " !! Thank god for a sense of humour, with out it i would have lost my mind, and my son would have lost their testicles !!!!!

We've got a 15 yr old, 13 yr old, and 12 yr old. All girls. If this ain't accurate. Lord help me. Pray for us y'all.

OMG, ARE YOU LOOKING IN MY WINDOWS???!!!!! I HAVE PTSD NOW......HAHA...... LOVED IT

Love this video 😂😂😂

I always know I can watch your videos to make my day better, and just laugh! I LOVE all of your videos! Heel my only daughter is only 6 and she is like this in some ways already! My 16 year old boy has a attitude sometimes...OH LORD :-D "cut your eyes at me again and see what happens" "did you really just say that bad word".... "I brought you into this world I can take you out"...SO FUNNY!!

I've always loved southern mama but it seems like the language has gotten out of hand. It seems there's a cuss word in every sentence. I live in the south and never hear it to this extreme and it really takes the humor out of it. That's just my personal opinion. You're still cute as a button, southern mama and I'll miss you. Get that gland checked.

This is freaking accurate it’s scary! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

This was me and my daughter from sixteen to eighteen. Oh and my closet was her personal Dept store

I love it! Teenagers, lol!

This ... is so relatable xD

This is just too funny. Lol!!!

Love him. Got a new place I see. Good job!! :) Love ya from va

We use ta paint each other's toenails!!! HAHA
My daughter is in her early 30s now, we didn't go thru 98% of this and me and MY mama?? She didn't bother talkin', she'd just go ahead and knock my smartass clear into the next week, I never even knew what day it was, half the time. (I am exaggerating, of course. My mama was an even-tempered lady and I still got all front teeth to prove it)

This is the truth I have 3 girls

I am the parent of a 14 yr old i can totally relate. The door thing and all. All you can do is walk away sometimes. I miss my babygirl so much.The backtalk and all. She is married to her cell phone.

I went most of my teenage years with no door 😂

"Bethany I need to talk to you about.......OPEN THE DOOOOR!!!!!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anybody get “don’t let your alligator mouth override your hummingbird ass”?

Been there with my daughter who’s 27 now and here again with my stepdaughter who’s 15. 🙄 I’ve threatened to take the door off the hinges (my dad threatened to take my and my sister’s doors off the hinges, too). The mood swings are horrible!!! Thank the gods for antidepressants!!

Not hair bow one😂😂😭😭😂😂just don't make eye contact 😂😂

PLEASE do a PMS skit! I think that's the only one you haven't covered yet on top of the teenage hormones we women can ALL relate!! Love you Southern mama and keep doin what you started out doing with these hilarious videos that hit home all over the US. Comin at ya from South Carolina here. 😃😜

Omg this is how my child's acts

U got shorts on under dat t shirt ?! U better put some long pants on , u not gone out side lookin like a street walker .

He needs to do one on teenage boys. I have 2 of them, a year apart..🤣🤣😂😂 lord help me lol. They are so moody, i say good morning,they get mad. I ask about their day, they get mad. I ask if they spoke to any pretty girls at school, they get really mad lol.. they get mad for me breathing the same air haha. Or I tell them to clean up their room , it's like ww2 all over again. I'm just a mom standing in my teenage sons room looking for dirty clothes, cups, spoons.. 🤣😂

That was soooo FUNNY and so TRUE !!!!😊❤ I really love watching your videos I was laughing so much !

😂😂😂 So freaking funny!

I laughed to keep from crying. 6 yo and 3 yo girls and I'm NOT READY

Omg I thought I was watching a home video. I have a 16 year old daughter and she is mean too! I love her but wanna beat her.

Just don't make eye contact....LOL

Every time I see one of my cousins coming out of his performance. He nails it perfect which obviously means he growd up dealing with em too.

This is why the good Lord above knew to bless me with boys!😊

Love this! I am a teenage girl, but luckily not the stereotypical kind. Thank the Lord, but I find this so dang funny. Keep it up, Darren! You're great. I need me one of your tshirts!

So true

Anyone else notice the knot on the side of his neck by his ear.

I must've not been a typical teenage girl. I had a healthy dose of respect and fear instilled in me early so I knew better than to go yelling and slamming doors.

lol, don't make eye contact !!

I swear your in my house!🤣😂😃😂🤣

😂😂😂😂

Slam Nam Nother door! I'll take it off the hinges and slam it up yo a§§

From the JC Penney's 😆😆

Ain't nobody talked to her in three damn days, hell we afraid to lol! Mine is twelve, and meaner than a junk yard dog!

Dead on too damn funny

Yes! I have a 13 year old and this is her. All the way. 😂😂😂

"We use paint each other toenails"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is this for a teenager or a 5yr old girl?!?! LMMFAO this is my daughter to a T minus the tampons!!!! Her 16yr old brother avoids her like the plague and her younger brother screams at her lol. She is such a serious little person. And yes she steals my shoes, makeup and sometimes hair stuff lol. I can’t imagine what she will be like as a teenager 🤦🏽‍♀️. On a positive note her teachers say she’s like that because she’s above her age and bored. So we’re looking into more work and more mature activities for her

That’s your dam fought. M kids were never like thAt

I was raised in the south, and I've never been around a mother who did nothing but constantly yell at and threaten her children.

Omg my life right now. It’s maddening. I’m glad I’m not alone.

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God knew if I had girls, I'd kill em...he gave me two sons🤗

So true!!! 😂

Sounds like my mama where’s my makeup where’s my clothes!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣I have three boys no daughters. The Lord gives you what u can handle . He knows I couldn’t handle a girl!🤣🤣

Lol!! Totally me when my girls were teenagers! 🤣🤣🤣

OMG Darren this made my night! Much love from the Mitten ✋❤😍

Mine is bipolar.....talk about some fun times. I love her but I was really LOL at this.

Darren, this may be your best work to date. Too real! 😂🤣💀

This sent me back to them days just trying to survive raising a teenager daughter..
*"She's meaner than a rattlesnake."
Walking on eggshells..
*"Good morning 'Sybil' which personality am I going to deal with today.."
*"Don't look at her.. HELL..NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT FIRST !!"
*ONLY WAKE HER UP...ONCE THE FOODS READY (She just turned 23 and that one still is in affect lol)
*I LOVE MY DAUGHTER AND SHE WAS AN ANGEL COMPARED TO SOME PEOPLE'S HEATHENS..

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Yes teenager make parent's afraid...to speak...i swear i beat them..

This is accurate, this was me & my mom

Love it

You have a swollen gland on the right side of your jaw/neck. Don't play with these things - Please get it looked at 🥰

Whoa, and I thought Latino Mamas were tough!❤️

Omg that is so funny!!!! Absolutely true !!! Rhats exactly how it is at my sister's house! She has 2 teens!! Omg it's too stressful for me I cant even go over there!!! One was enough for me and she's still like that even though she's 24!!!! Jeeeezus!!!! God bless them 😁

Oh Lord 😂😂 this is accurate "we haven't talked to her in three days, we're afraid to." 😂😂😂 Ugh I've got a 13 year old it's tough but we love her lol!

Lol😂🤣, spot on as always!! P.s. love the Christmas tree, kinda miss the mobile home tho. 😉

Teenage boys are bad too. Lol I know I had 3 of those little smartasses. Thank God they are grown.

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

My oldest son slammed his door in my face once...I went and got a screwdriver and took the door of the hinges! He never did that again.

Omg that is the truth.

This is too good right here. Lol!!! 😂😂😂😂

Amen! If this ain’t dead on lol to a T

Lol teenage girls will certainly try yoir patients! I know mine sure did gggrrrrr 😁

LOL!!! My two are 13 & 14 and this is everyday!!!

LMFAO THIS IS FUNNY AF

Guilty! My Daddy has taken my door off the hinges many times!😂😂
Thank God I have 3 boys!🤗

LMAO so on point 😂

No harm but a black Mama would smack that ass and then show her ass the door!😉

If i cursed at my mama I wouldn't be here today to tell the story. We have a lot of land and shovels are cheap.

Darren are you okay? There is knot under your right jaw line... I hope everything is okay... Great video! Thank you for always making me laugh!

Lol, yep. That pretty much sums it up! Lol

😂😂😂😂 LOVE. YOU. 😂😂😂😂✋🤣

Im a teenage girl and this is so accurate it hurts lmao

Omg! Every damn day. My 15 yr old is sending me to an early grave lol , she is lucky I love her.

There needs to be a support group for this!🤣🤣🤣. Lord have mercy! Going through it right now. Then runs and tells my husband (her dad) I yelled at her. I yelled.. 😂

So true!!!!

Teenage boys are no treat either lol

Shit,it's like you were at my house yesterday 😂😂

I LOVE IT😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

The struggle is so real! My daughter slammed her bedroom door in my face, only once. It immediately came off its hinges and we had a "come to Jesus" meeting. She had an entire afternoon of "how to close a door 101" class, and another 2 weeks before earning her bedroom door back. She is 27 now and has 2 daughters of her own. Hope she remembers those days when her girls are teenagers!🤣 Thank you Southern Momma!

I have five daughters,all grown. But this is exactly what life was like with each one of them. Lol thank God we all survived the teenage years. 😂😂😂

DEAD ON!!!!! I thought my daughter was gonna give me a stroke!!!

Thank you for this video we laughed so hard and you mailed it you sounded just like our girls I think this might have been the funniest video out of everyone you've ever made we so enjoy your videos thank you very much much love for Michigan

My daughter is only 10 and she tries me but I can get just as froggy and jump higher. I took the whole door off the hinges because she calls herself trying to slam a door. I’m not letting no child that don’t pay a bill and hasn’t even earned the oxygen she’s breathing try to dictate my household dynamics. I just have to provide a basic standard of care according to the law and that means bread, water, and shelter. She’ll get the first two and I’ll construct a box and give her some blankets if she keeps testing my gangsta.

AMEN . I have 2 teenage girls...I feel ur pain