If a Bot Wrote RT Shorts | RT Shorts

  • Published on Sep 21, 2019
  • We forced a bot to watch every RT short this year and this is what it came up with.
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Comments • 791

  • highincome122
    highincome122 9 days ago

    “I’m angry and I’m wealthy”
    Best. Line. Ever.

  • JayHog1992
    JayHog1992 Month ago

    I wonder how many hours of laughter they had to endure before they actually got the short done. Just reading the first minute of the script nearly made me drop. XD

  • Lavender
    Lavender 2 months ago

    blaine T-posing im DONE

  • sidneyduty5
    sidneyduty5 2 months ago

    I don’t know what so funny about this. It just sounds like a normal D&D campaign to me?

  • makaylabubble
    makaylabubble 3 months ago

    Jon "the Rainbow" Risinger. yess.

  • NanaPharcyde
    NanaPharcyde 3 months ago

    first for subsrice x

  • JuggerNuts1994
    JuggerNuts1994 3 months ago

    this is more chaotic and entertaining than any Bay Transformer movie... but somehow more cohesive and better written

  • John Green
    John Green 3 months ago

    It all makes sense now. Christina is from the Chip Dimension.

  • ShootingStarAJM
    ShootingStarAJM 3 months ago

    Where is this bot that everyone uses to make stories like this?

  • XzTS
    XzTS 3 months ago

    This needs to be animated

  • Patrick Kennedy
    Patrick Kennedy 3 months ago +3

    "Jessica is tired of the workers schemes, she is also probably also a ghost"

  • silentassason
    silentassason 3 months ago

    "I am leaving now because i am old" was this the foreshadowing to the podcast?

  • Binh TC Nguyen
    Binh TC Nguyen 3 months ago

    bots are weird.

  • DavesMotorCars
    DavesMotorCars 3 months ago

    This is absolutely one of the funniest shorts ever

  • Bryni Adiel
    Bryni Adiel 3 months ago

    I like how the bot just threw shade at everyone. Absolutely roasted.

  • Phoenix1220
    Phoenix1220 3 months ago

    Okay college humor

  • jimmyoakmeister
    jimmyoakmeister 3 months ago

    I love how it ties up the whole plot. Like, it just kept introducing concepts, but it managed to give us a sound resolution

  • Joe Wehrs
    Joe Wehrs 3 months ago

    The last scripted content Burnie was in.

  • Abbey Squidd
    Abbey Squidd 3 months ago

    Please let the bot write all RT shorts from now on

  • Echo SD
    Echo SD 4 months ago +1

    0:31 The best line ever uttered in a RT Short

  • Ryan Chong
    Ryan Chong 4 months ago

    Does anyone else see Blane t-posing at 3:00

    If that's not a power move I don't know what is

  • Nick Lorenz
    Nick Lorenz 4 months ago +2

    “Burnie tries to remember his real name.”
    You mean Michael Barns?

    • Nick Lorenz
      Nick Lorenz 3 months ago

      Thank you. I’m glad somebody got it.

    • Igarappappa
      Igarappappa 3 months ago +1

      I got that reference.

  • FallenEpidemic
    FallenEpidemic 4 months ago

    This is just a fever dream.

  • Angelo Gopaul
    Angelo Gopaul 4 months ago

    "Christina would not be in the rest of this short!"

  • Edward Brock
    Edward Brock 4 months ago

    subscribe ok there done i commented subscribe

  • Rodriguez Sanchez
    Rodriguez Sanchez 4 months ago

    When someone says something shocking 2:11

  • bluesapphireymca
    bluesapphireymca 4 months ago

    I thought max was made redundant?

  • airguy111
    airguy111 4 months ago +2

    "Now im leaving, beacuse im old"...oddly foreshadowing his Moving Forward post on the website...

  • Sensei Roy
    Sensei Roy 4 months ago

    I really wanna see the script to this

  • Charlie Allen
    Charlie Allen 4 months ago

    Burnie, who has a Tesla

  • Hell Knight
    Hell Knight 4 months ago

    Blaine T Posing made my day

  • Lauren W.
    Lauren W. 4 months ago +2

    *Burnie: “I’m angry and I’m wealthy.”*
    *meh, i’m only the first one...* 😂

  • plageran
    plageran 4 months ago


  • Hannah Jacobs
    Hannah Jacobs 4 months ago

    This is the best short they’ve ever made

  • ahugs88
    ahugs88 4 months ago

    Pretty accurate

  • Fingernator
    Fingernator 4 months ago

    Dude this was perfect.

  • William Wiersberg
    William Wiersberg 4 months ago

    I was confused at first cuz I could’ve sworn I’d seen it before, but then I remembered this is just a thing College Humor did a while back

  • Kenneth
    Kenneth 4 months ago

    That's enough internet for the day...

  • Jerome The Sheep
    Jerome The Sheep 4 months ago

    I can’t believe Elon Musk ghostwrote Rooster Teeth

    FLEAKEEPER 4 months ago

    “I’ll use strength to throw Jons corpse into the sun” really caught me off guard! The computer got Blaine to a tee with that one!

  • 10100rsn
    10100rsn 4 months ago +1

    Yeah, I know Dr. Sbaitso's writing when I see it. Welcome back from the '90's Dr. Sbaitso. Welcome back.

  • Some Guy
    Some Guy 4 months ago

    So bad. I love it. More?

  • Space Magic
    Space Magic 4 months ago

    I not did notice any difference from the usual of videos

  • Jesse Royer
    Jesse Royer 4 months ago

    This why they getting rid of everyone?

  • Crebic
    Crebic 4 months ago

    They didn’t mention that this was inspired by that batman story the bot wrote

  • TheGarbage WOman
    TheGarbage WOman 4 months ago

    Why do I love this??

  • needle444
    needle444 4 months ago

    I'm wondering how I would've felt about this had nothing been said about it being written by a bot.

  • deadpixel1791
    deadpixel1791 4 months ago +1

    Weird i feel like a robot has been writing the shorts for a while....

    • h
      h 4 months ago

      You mean gus, the shirtless frown?

  • Paul Rocha
    Paul Rocha 4 months ago

    Disappointed chris' face wasnt on the baby boxes

  • JarnGarmr
    JarnGarmr 4 months ago


  • Issath37
    Issath37 4 months ago


  • TeenyBooch
    TeenyBooch 4 months ago

    What do you mean "if"

  • Kendra Morrison
    Kendra Morrison 4 months ago

    "Burnie, who is a Tesla" is the best line of this whole thing

  • deadcard13
    deadcard13 4 months ago

    Can we quit encouraging the bot before they make it a regular part of the writing team?

  • TheEvilMrJeb
    TheEvilMrJeb 4 months ago

    I love all of this. I... I mean all of this...

  • Nathaniel Cruz-Reed
    Nathaniel Cruz-Reed 4 months ago

    Christina 😂😂😂😂😂

  • LarsanityGaming
    LarsanityGaming 4 months ago +1

    If a bot really watched all RT shorts and made this, Blaine would’ve showed his abs at least twice.

  • TheMemoman1
    TheMemoman1 4 months ago

    hey I want to do something similar for a video for my friends wedding, do you mind telling wich bot you used or how the script was made ?

  • ilovefunnyamv2nd
    ilovefunnyamv2nd 4 months ago

    "...that log had a child" -Yoda 2015

  • MrMaxila
    MrMaxila 4 months ago

    This episode is made for people who hunt for some bugs. My list-wish is all Gus and Pongo. One bug.