Trump Will 'Definitely' Declare A National Emergency, 'Probably'

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  • Published on Jan 11, 2019
  • The President confirmed on Thursday that he will likely potentially certainly improbably possibly doubtfully absolutely declare a national emergency. For sure, maybe.
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  • Hoodoo Man
    Hoodoo Man 2 hours ago

    Peachy Dory is a French fruit salad. I think it has marshmallows and pineapple. And is generally served with a splash of cream.

  • Aung Zeya
    Aung Zeya 11 days ago

    At this point, I'd argue Trump is a time traveler. A old man from Medieval who found a magical time traveling device and somehow got to 21st century, without having any 21st century knowledge.

  • Razamanaz
    Razamanaz 14 days ago

    I just LOVE Stephens CARAVAN DANCE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Angela Loukas
    Angela Loukas 16 days ago

    Trumps the bar tender from boondock saints hahahaha "peachy dory. . " hahahah

  • Rime-e-Lettere
    Rime-e-Lettere Month ago

    He's a great comedian.
    Stephen Colbert can't hold a candle.

  • This is my computer mom

    Why to him is global warming manufactured but illegal immigrants isnt ?

  • Efren Gutierrez
    Efren Gutierrez Month ago

    So now we the tax payers have to pay for his stupid wall

  • MATINUSKA THUNDRRPHUKK

    It would be a real shame if he got Vic Morrowed by that chopper, not !

  • Cody Mackniak
    Cody Mackniak Month ago

    Walls before wheels, but when did facts ever stop the moron from speaking

  • LodiTX
    LodiTX 2 months ago

    I've been meaning to comment on this several times, so I'm actually going to do it. I LOVE when you burst into a dance to emphasize something. My favorites are when you go back and forth across screen. I don't know why they tickle me so much. Perhaps because you look so staid and studious and then do something outrageous. My all time favorite was the Fiddler on the Roof. I almost wish you could work it into every show. Since that could eventually get old (but maybe not) may I suggest you look at appropriate choices from Cabaret?

  • Cheyenne Fortner
    Cheyenne Fortner 2 months ago

    Time for the old people to step aside

  • Maria Fadli
    Maria Fadli 2 months ago

    Non-Sequitur Jon off beat comments, prolonged laughs, Yeah, Yeah, talking over is annoying. Please make him stop. Thanks

  • Hyper Sonic
    Hyper Sonic 2 months ago

    8:23 Wait, who's calling people crazy?!

  • Hyper Sonic
    Hyper Sonic 2 months ago

    3:18 Too Cara, Too Van!

  • Sarah Coulis
    Sarah Coulis 3 months ago

    Do you remember the skit Will Ferrell did years ago? The one where he would yell 'I CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE'? Reminds me of Trump.

  • Martin D
    Martin D 3 months ago

    What are garlic nuts?

  • Masato Indou
    Masato Indou 3 months ago

    When he says β€œbye bye” πŸ˜‚ what’re you 5?

  • Grayson Harris
    Grayson Harris 3 months ago

    Walls are older than wheels

  • toni
    toni 3 months ago

    I don't know how this guy managed to sneak in the white house :))

  • J em60 Mphy
    J em60 Mphy 3 months ago

    No one even watches this stupid late night tv show

  • James James
    James James 3 months ago +1

    I'm not a big fan of Trump and did not vote for him, but he's your president. He might even win the next election if everyone keeps up all the butthurt about him being president. For him, there's no such thing as bad publicity. Good or bad, he loves the attention. He's a pompous, narcissistic character and thrives off of every single piece of praise and butthurt criticism you put out there. He purposely says outlandish shit so that at least a few of you (the majority of you by the looks of this comment section) lose your mind all over social media, the TVclip comment section, and in real life so you look like just as much of a fucking clown as he does.
    Just trying to prevent you from losing the next election..........
    ;)

  • GENERAL PULLER
    GENERAL PULLER 4 months ago

    Bill Maher and Stephen Colbert say there is no National Emergency for the rich, which is true in Beverly Hills, Malibu, Palisades. πŸ‘‰Compton, East Los Angeles, Bronx, Chicago East side, DEAL WITH IT !

  • Azure Balmung
    Azure Balmung 4 months ago

    Thank god we've got video of Trump, otherwise we'd have trouble convincing future generations that he was real.

  • Vale
    Vale 4 months ago

    NPC master

  • Martin Smith
    Martin Smith 4 months ago

    If anyone knows crazy; TRUMP knows crazy !!

  • Daniel Mucherl
    Daniel Mucherl 4 months ago +1

    well now he did declare it. SAD

  • B K
    B K 4 months ago

    Trump and his administration is a disaster!

  • B K
    B K 4 months ago

    Rogaine can't work that fast if he loses all of the carpet on his head.

  • B K
    B K 4 months ago

    You shouldn't put Trump anywhere near a helicopter. His hair might fly away. Lol

  • Penguine Sandra
    Penguine Sandra 4 months ago

    hahahaha...funny stuff. #tRumpresign

  • Cool Moves Vancouver
    Cool Moves Vancouver 4 months ago

    This show is no longer relevant...find some new content...anyone can be "funny" in front of a liberal audience...

  • Patricia Gamber
    Patricia Gamber 4 months ago

    Look up definition for sociopath, and trumps picture would be there! Never trust a man who wears more eye concealer than most women! Trump is a chump of a punk!! Go Mueller!!! Impeach the sadist excuse for a leader in the history of mankind

  • Cole W
    Cole W 4 months ago +1

    The wall would be useless anyways. Many undocumented immigrants overstay their visa

  • Jeffrey Gassenheimer
    Jeffrey Gassenheimer 4 months ago

    No, clearly the mexicans can't fly in cause the goverment is shut down

  • What It Is !?!?!
    What It Is !?!?! 4 months ago

    Instead of funding a wall the opposition wants the caravan access to USA :
    FUNDS shud go for the (mostly military aged men in the caravan) for:
    Furnishings & Housing
    Water/garbage/heating/electricity
    Food
    Transportation
    Translation Service
    Court Lawyers
    Clothing/Laundry/Soap & Toiletries
    Hair Cuts
    Dental/Vision Care & Eyewear
    Medical Care & Medications
    Employment & Training
    Education & Books/Supplies
    Entertainment/Radios/Papers
    Drug & Alcohol Rehab
    Abuse Counseling
    Background Checks
    Disability Assessment
    Burial Services
    Birthing Centers
    Valid identifications verification
    Disease Testing
    As far as β€œasylum” claims.... Mexico is currently giving them that.

  • Shade Beast
    Shade Beast 4 months ago

    This would be over if someone told Trump Obama could hold his breath for 11 minutes.

  • M8mod
    M8mod 4 months ago

    2:50

  • Dan Hawkins
    Dan Hawkins 4 months ago

    Still wonder where the $$$$ will actually go. Maybe to pay Russia? Ivanka will help with that.

  • Dan Hawkins
    Dan Hawkins 4 months ago

    Steel can be compromised easily. Look at 9/11.

  • bebe rivera
    bebe rivera 4 months ago

    Wait... so what actually happened with Caravan 1.0?! This is just annoying at this point

  • ilove2929
    ilove2929 4 months ago

    The Shutdown... the world is enjoying this new reality tv show! This new season in particular has a very intriguing start

  • Golden W
    Golden W 4 months ago +1

    *The United States is so awesome because of the President*

  • Master of Disguise
    Master of Disguise 4 months ago

    What an outrage! Garlic knots are delicious!

  • bebe rivera
    bebe rivera 4 months ago

    Ok so... no one is going to entertain the idea that he's legitimately starting to become senile?! I swear I'm not trying to be funny.... this kind of behaviour, mixed with shaky voiced colloquial statements, descriptive body language, and literal words that make sense if only JUST strung together with no real SENSICAL point. ... exactly!!! There is no point besides giving this idiot the BELIEF that this world is really going to engage in legit fukkin STOOOOOOOPID behaviour just to make Him (trump believes he's holy) feel better.... FUCK YOU DONALD J. TRUMP!!!!

  • The Mad Mystic
    The Mad Mystic 4 months ago

    It must have been a small table, for this out of shape 70+ year old man to "slam" it.

  • Victor Pantojas
    Victor Pantojas 4 months ago

    ...."IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES !"

  • Victor Pantojas
    Victor Pantojas 4 months ago

    #peachydory

  • Verde the Star Warrior
    Verde the Star Warrior 4 months ago

    FINALLY someone acknowledged the national emergency! Just wasn’t expecting the emergency himself to do it

  • Florence ECA
    Florence ECA 4 months ago

    I am sure Trump enjoy Colbert show.

  • TheMadKing
    TheMadKing 4 months ago

    *tHe EcOnOmY uSeD tO bE pEaChY dOrY*
    Edit: *hIs MoUtH cOnTiNuEd To Do WoRds*

  • HΓ©loΓ―se Vitel-Sturm

    Everytime Trump opens his mouth, I either tune it out because my mind does that with stupid people, or I just sit in amazement at the things coming out of them.

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 4 months ago

    COHEN NEEDS TO SPLIT THE TRUTH TO FBI MULLER. .....BECAUSE COHEN KNOWS THE TRUTH.

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 4 months ago

    THE WALL OS NOT IMPORTANT. .....THE FIVE BILLION DOLLARS HE ASKING IS IMPORTANT TO THIS LYING CORRUPTED THIEVING LEADER OF USA TO PUT IN HIS POCKET.......

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 4 months ago

    TSA SHOULD SHUT DOWN BECAUSE THE GOVERMENT SHUT DOWN.

  • Juan
    Juan 4 months ago +1

    6:06 that girl on the right looks like she lost her soul lol

  • Dick Jokes And Bondo
    Dick Jokes And Bondo 4 months ago

    What’s wrong with reinventing the wall?

  • I y a n a
    I y a n a 4 months ago

    Bye bye

  • STEPHEN DEDALUS
    STEPHEN DEDALUS 4 months ago

    So sad. Its like the passengers voted for the chimp in the hold to fly the plane instead of the captain.

  • Mark Pickard LIFE Jr. College

    Thanks Colbert! Don't let up.

  • Mickey Kindley
    Mickey Kindley 4 months ago

    Or spell

  • Tamar Rios
    Tamar Rios 4 months ago

    "It's another caravan. They're*FASTER*. More *FURIOUS*. Get ready for: *2Cara 2Van* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan 4 months ago

    I know Stephen must be crying on the inside, but on the surface, he's having way too much fun reporting on this.
    Also, with the way he puts imaginary props away, I was hoping he'd struggle and push that imaginary table off camera too.

  • Michael Smallman
    Michael Smallman 4 months ago +1

    Trump bankrupted 6 companies through his impressive negations skills. He is running the country like a business, now nearly 900,000 people are going without pay.

  • BearJoyner00
    BearJoyner00 4 months ago

    I don't like Trump either, but it's just rude to kinkshame.

  • Matthew Park
    Matthew Park 4 months ago

    Wow, he just did a Pod Save America β€œOK, Stop!”

  • Camp Elias
    Camp Elias 4 months ago +1

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  • Jayden Marvel
    Jayden Marvel 4 months ago

    Wheels and walls? Maybe Mortal Engines where cities are on wheels

  • Kyle D
    Kyle D 4 months ago

    He will go down in the US history as the most laughable president that was ever voted... I can see it now, the portraits of all those former presidents face palming in shame when they hung his portrait alongside them!!

  • Silent intrudeR
    Silent intrudeR 4 months ago

    A whole nation voted for this idiot?! Makes you kind feel sad... or not! Hahaha, I enjoy every bit of it!

  • Timothy E Hook
    Timothy E Hook 5 months ago

    So congress doles out 3 billion every year to Israel but shuts down the govt over 6 billion for US border security in a multi trillion dollar budget. Then you laugh as a "comedian" has to make crap up for his punchline....grasp on reality much?

  • ruby07241
    ruby07241 5 months ago

    Colbert 2020

  • Joe Tolley
    Joe Tolley 5 months ago

    Little powder on your nose Colbert clean up your act.

  • Daniel Swope
    Daniel Swope 5 months ago +1

    4:06 I've seen the actual footage, part of what trump said was cut out to make him look like he had no point.

  • NVR Game Play
    NVR Game Play 5 months ago

    I think Trump might use the wall's incompletion to win the next electionπŸ€”
    ...πŸ˜†

  • Rebecca Farrell
    Rebecca Farrell 5 months ago

    If it turns out all of our fears are true,Trump is found to have been knowingly and willingly working for the Russians as a Spy, could we legally prosecute those who placed the "βœ”" on the ballet, putting him in the oval office? It seems unforgivable. History books are watching us. These individuals disrespect the U.S.A. They disrespect the media, they Disrespect American politicians in general (95% of the "Right" side of the house) Disrespect Christianity and they disrespect the founders of this country along with all of us. Disturbing. If it all falls apart over this what needs to be done to prevent the rich and strong from influencing the minds of the poor and weak citizens in a democracy setting?? How could this have been prevented in a democracy??? Why is it taking so long for some serious, political or military intervention for them to save face? Where will all the partyless Republicans go?

  • meh!
    meh! 5 months ago

    @11:09 lol. I don't think that's true. I don't know, but I just would feel much safer assuming walls came before wheels. lol.

  • meh!
    meh! 5 months ago

    "reminds me of another great quote" hahahaha

  • Sgt.StickyTits
    Sgt.StickyTits 5 months ago

    Can't wait to hear a monologue about Barr. Trump is SO MAD that Barr likes Mueller.

  • Belltom Papyrus
    Belltom Papyrus 5 months ago

    NPC COLBERT

  • Zhou Gemma
    Zhou Gemma 5 months ago

    Talk show hosts should be thankful to Trump by being a walking joke which makes their work easier :P

  • alphatrion100
    alphatrion100 5 months ago

    His remark about young people.
    He's talking about Alexandria Ocasio Cortez!

  • Mark Jarrett
    Mark Jarrett 5 months ago

    Hum. Let's c. The wall. Or an estimated 70. 000 a year on the cost of every blood sucking illegal. How many are truely in the country already. Why are they in the tire shop s of Fargo. Why are they in the lumber Mill s of Washington. Why are they at every business through out CA. I have now seen them on every dock through out Chicago. It is a truth. Obama saw it coming. Embraced it. Sold the black, the country out for it. Vote democratic. Here comes another 14000. Gonna just walk in. You are stupid short cited fools.

  • W8W8 What now?
    W8W8 What now? 5 months ago

    Way too much highlighter on his eyes.

  • bassavino
    bassavino 5 months ago

    The road to Trump's hell is paved with adverbs.

  • M C
    M C 5 months ago

    Build that wall

    • Ann Lake
      Ann Lake 4 months ago

      around drumph and his hideous family... exept for tiffany... she can stay

  • Patrick Edgar Regini
    Patrick Edgar Regini 5 months ago

    The Irony, is that for the last two decades, the general American
    sentiment was finally starting to come around a humbler self recognition
    and scrutiny of a more objective truth, and began talking about the
    immense harm our government has caused countries like Libya, Granada,
    Iraq, Sudan, Afghanistan supposedly against and contradicting our actual
    preference for our country, but when a President finally shows up
    seeking to disengage us from confrontation already in two places, North
    Korea and Syria, instead of helping and supporting, we ourselves start
    acting like hidden war mongrels pushing behind a meaningless facade of
    policy attacks. What was CNN expecting from ISIS? A "So long and thank
    you card" ??
    The collective hysteria the country is submerged in and mindless
    unanimity of all medias and voices against our President, makes it
    obvious that what is happening to America regarding this, is actually a
    sociological crisis of collective cultural psychological nature that has
    been building up for decades, now capitulating in this event that
    should best be defined as a social copy cat cultural syndrome collapse,
    and not one of individual political intelligence and serious analysis
    regarding our President, which should have us instead debating his
    contrasting unorthodox unpolished style, political aims and policies,
    and the pro's and con's of it. Instead this has become sheer high school
    hysteria, already boarding its way into Congress. Thanks for the
    contribution CNN, and the rest ! ;-)

  • Mrs. Ann Marie Foster-Lopez-Delgado

    He is hella funny!!! Goodness sakes!!πŸ˜‚

  • Mary Scheib
    Mary Scheib 5 months ago

    AIR MEXICO COMES TO MY AIRPORT I WORK AT EVERY DAY

  • pixpusha
    pixpusha 5 months ago

    @10:58 Is this some sort of Jedi mind trick?

  • Richard White
    Richard White 5 months ago

    Too bad tRump's father forgot to put on his condom that night many years ago.

  • joe matters
    joe matters 5 months ago

    Stephen is very funny ... Thank you for joking with the american people and putting spin on this administration... πŸ’ͺ

  • Malaika Angela
    Malaika Angela 5 months ago

    So sad to hear ,watch and endure this kind of thing what the people are goin through. America....so mighty..Where are you now? Because of him I dont know which word to use to describe my sadness of what is goin on.Praying that things will get better.

  • RorysonTV
    RorysonTV 5 months ago

    Trump and his party wish to congratulate you on your success and ratings, without Talking about Trump you would never have anything to talk about.

  • Chris Spiller
    Chris Spiller 5 months ago

    wanker

  • Thomas Anderson
    Thomas Anderson 5 months ago

    Congratulations America, you elected a fraud. You deserve this one.

  • Asti Upiastirin
    Asti Upiastirin 5 months ago

    he needs to moisturize his eyes..

  • Malusa
    Malusa 5 months ago +2

    Trump is a narcissist and gaslighting is his best tool!

  • CipherBytes
    CipherBytes 5 months ago

    Trumptards are primarily senior citizens from the Baby Boomer generation. A generation that caused the most social strife in the country, raided the social security system, allowed the exodus of American jobs, and got us 22T in debt.
    It's no coincidence that we are polarized as a nation again. They cause the same thing in the 60's. They can't get along. This is their last effort to set the country ablaze again. All those drugs from the 60's warped their brains, which is why they are so easily manipulated by conspiracy theories.
    Thank God they are dying off. Their legacy is worthless. They're nothing like the Greatest WW2 generation, which was the best we ever had.

  • hwk
    hwk 5 months ago

    Walls are provably older. We (people) had enough sense to go into caves, where walls occurred naturally; we made use of them. As far as manufactured walls, well, he didn't say that, did he?

  • Stephanie Ellison
    Stephanie Ellison 5 months ago

    About 3:35 - That is ODD. Is Schumer and Pelosi HindΕ«?? Schumer is on your left, Pelosi on your right. This is how male and female deities are organized in HindΕ« temples. Uh-oh, unless they think they are gods...
    Why is Trump dressed like a red neck in this entire thing?