Chris Steals from Charity - Ep. #578 | RT Podcast

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Comments • 80

  • Shawn Abraham
    Shawn Abraham Hour ago +1

    Can we get Burnie, Gus, Barbra, and Gavin on a special RT Podcast?????!!! Please

  • Emulen2
    Emulen2 4 days ago

    Welcome to the SJW hippie podcast!

  • Lauren Tucker
    Lauren Tucker 18 days ago

    A narwhal is a cetacea and they are also sometimes called a narwhale!! Chris is right!!

    • Lauren Tucker
      Lauren Tucker 4 days ago

      @Ellis McKennon thats how some of my professors in Marine Biology pronounced it and its also on wikipedia

    • Ellis McKennon
      Ellis McKennon 4 days ago

      I've never heard of people adding an E at the end of "narwhal". Sure they're also whales, but that's not how it's spelled or pronounced.

  • Samantha Martin
    Samantha Martin 23 days ago

    What if the people who seem confident in the comments are being sarcastic?

  • The Xenex Virus
    The Xenex Virus 28 days ago

    Rt: you did something bad...get written up or go on the podcast and say it.
    Chris: are those my only options?
    Rt: did we stutter?

  • TopShamrock
    TopShamrock Month ago

    God i love how confused chris is all the time

  • Jevin Shinigami
    Jevin Shinigami Month ago +2

    I really can't tell if it's funny or frustrating listening to Chris try and tell a story but he's definitely tweaked on caffeine lol

  • Nathan Greer
    Nathan Greer Month ago

    I love how every story Chris tells comes with a caveat lmao

  • Nikita D
    Nikita D Month ago

    Barbara looks hard af with those tims on hah

  • The TreeClub
    The TreeClub Month ago

    i do..... js u can use a straight razor on ur balls is easier since the skin is so malleable

  • Nate Herrema
    Nate Herrema Month ago +1

    Gus should call the cops on those neighbors. Must noise ordinances don't allow sound above a certain decibel after 11PM or before 7AM.

  • ZippyDays
    ZippyDays Month ago

    Not one word of a lie, Chris’ story about snowboarding legitimately happened to me while skiing- I’ve never done it before, wiped out every single time going down, when the place was closing I realized I was the last person on the mountain and had to go down, I looked like I knew what I was doing! I went fast and gracefully LOL
    I’m low key starting to get worried that Chris is me from another dimension where I’m a guy and somehow he ended up in my dimension ... or TVclip is a dimension viewing box

  • Bob Bobbison
    Bob Bobbison Month ago

    They tell themselves they aren't being political, but they just can't help it.

  • KatastrophicNoodle
    KatastrophicNoodle Month ago

    Who *hasn't* done a twisty snippy?

  • The Young Wolf
    The Young Wolf 2 months ago

    Yes! Please grasp at the low hanging anti-Catholic humor. It gets funnier every time. I can't imagine better humor.

  • Pikap864
    Pikap864 2 months ago

    🙄

  • Tommy Nguyen
    Tommy Nguyen 2 months ago

    Can someone for the love of God clarify what Gavin is saying on 1:08:35 ?
    I heard "Could you wax back second crack son."

    I am laughing out of confusion.

  • Dip Dinger
    Dip Dinger 2 months ago

    Chris is talk about conservation on this one ends up with Gus and drinking from a dirty glass a very dirty class

  • Munky X12
    Munky X12 2 months ago

    omg barb is wearing a power rangers shirt i could of had but i am too fat for it where as it seems barbs is way too big, so jealous

  • Celynn126
    Celynn126 2 months ago

    I would legitimately watch a Gus cooking show.

  • Elijah Britner
    Elijah Britner 2 months ago +1

    Please animate the story of Chris scaring Gus. That would be amazing.

  • TeamJella
    TeamJella 2 months ago

    I can't wait to see what the HGTV DLC is gonna be like for house flipper. More content is great.

  • Talking Thunder
    Talking Thunder 2 months ago

    Chris should sell nudes for the kids.

    • Ellis McKennon
      Ellis McKennon 25 days ago

      That'll just get him on some sort of list.

  • Ross Malagarie
    Ross Malagarie 2 months ago

    Chris is PURE PODCAST GOLD! Chris thank you so much for being on the podcast.

  • stateofhibernation
    stateofhibernation 2 months ago

    Chris is a national treasure

  • Zedthejoker
    Zedthejoker 2 months ago +1

    Also commercial aggriculture includes cutting down forests to grow food crops

  • Zedthejoker
    Zedthejoker 2 months ago +2

    Chris is the most simple complex person ive ever listened to also alot of 2000s + cars you press the unlock button twice to unlock the passenger door and you hit it twice to lock all doors

  • Ruby Rose
    Ruby Rose 2 months ago

    I really, REALLY hate the "The draft already happened, it's poverty"

    Cuz...to me, that is someone saying...Only the poor and unfortunate have to serve in the military. And yes, I totally understand how to many...it is the easier solution to poverty.

    But like....To me, serving in the military is a privilege that I am grateful for. Something I do with pride. Now most of these arguments are for Americas military, and I can't really speak for them as I'm not American. But it just feels...really insulting. The military can be an amazing career for many. Full health coverage, an education, awesome experiences, currently in Europe on a 6 month deployment, super enjoyable, you get a pension. Not saying it's perfect, and it has its issues. But being in the military is not a bad thing that the unfortunate have to suffer through-

  • NCarter756
    NCarter756 2 months ago

    Gus: "How to get smooth balls..." I'm dead.

  • xris905
    xris905 2 months ago +1

    Glad that Gavin mentioned having link dumps in the description and they actually added them. ♥️ A good return for those of us who love to watch the podcast!

  • Efraín Ram
    Efraín Ram 2 months ago +3

    I can physically feel my brain cells committing seppuku listening to chris

  • cobrakingofeart
    cobrakingofeart 2 months ago +1

    @1:17:00 please look at yourselves in a mirror.

  • Tess House
    Tess House 2 months ago

    The «eating a burger/hot dog and then realising you just ate meat» dream is actually quite standards for new vegans 😂 I’ve heard from so many people who went vegan and dreamt the same thing of eating some form of meat. I had multiple dreams about eating hot dogs and then waking up relieved, within the first couple months

  • blonde clara
    blonde clara 2 months ago

    I have those same hamburger nightmares no joke, i'm always low key upset after

  • ThiccolousNicholas
    ThiccolousNicholas 2 months ago

    Theres always a weird variable in a Chris story

  • 7Comic7mischief7
    7Comic7mischief7 2 months ago

    Drinking a lot the night before should not increase your bilirubin my dude, see a doctor.

  • Death Clonic
    Death Clonic 2 months ago +1

    Barbara "Scientifical" Dunkelman

  • Theanimal 56
    Theanimal 56 2 months ago

    right as chris says dead body a fly goes into his hair XD

  • Trent Kearns
    Trent Kearns 2 months ago +3

    Can we pleeeease have a podcast where everyone is high. And Chris MUST BE ON THE PODCAST!!!!!

  • halfdemon43
    halfdemon43 2 months ago

    Chris is the best! He should be on every ep! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • fizzles5
    fizzles5 2 months ago +1

    Chris Gavin'd Gavin with that shave/wax question

  • COD man Out
    COD man Out 2 months ago

    Sounds like Chris has some faulty wiring in his door. Every so often, they signal just doesn't make it. My current car, when it gets really hot out, the passenger side door won't electrically lock, I have to manually secure it. But when the weather is 70 or below, the lock works fine.

  • Adriana a
    Adriana a 2 months ago

    I wish I was friends with chris

  • TheGunman18
    TheGunman18 2 months ago

    Chris is special.

  • Kyle Moller
    Kyle Moller 2 months ago

    I love that yesterday a subreddit was created about saying wrong things confidently(jennifer garner telling conan snuck isnt a word), and i watched this the next day and they are complaining about people who do it. what are the odds!?

  • Jake Lehr
    Jake Lehr 2 months ago

    I love Chris on the podcasts but I also miss Bernie so sometimes I close my eyes and replace Chris’ voice with his Im my head

    • Ellis McKennon
      Ellis McKennon 25 days ago

      @Gabe Puratekuta No no, he's talking about the US Senator. But I don't know what he has to do with the podcast.

    • Gabe Puratekuta
      Gabe Puratekuta 2 months ago

      I would've thought you'd miss Burnie and not someone made up

  • a person
    a person 2 months ago

    I would donate so much money to get some Barb nudes

  • Christopher Hernandez
    Christopher Hernandez 2 months ago

    I haven’t seen this show in years.. do they still live in Austin?

    • Gabe Puratekuta
      Gabe Puratekuta 2 months ago

      Of course. They stole someone from Mega64, though

  • Cole Ruston
    Cole Ruston 2 months ago

    Chris is boarder line special lol

  • Super Shmevan
    Super Shmevan 2 months ago +1

    Chris is a national treasure.

  • Demarr Desilva
    Demarr Desilva 2 months ago

    39:51 HEAD ON A SWIVEL NO BLEEDING ME

  • LandonStevens
    LandonStevens 2 months ago

    It’s pronounced Cawn

  • Fake Name
    Fake Name 2 months ago

    I love you chris

  • Brad Miller
    Brad Miller 2 months ago

    On The Spot is gone, no reason to stick around.

  • Hessimore
    Hessimore 2 months ago +10

    I love Chris. He's so innocently unaware.

  • Josh M.
    Josh M. 2 months ago

    Is chris okay? I am concerned.

  • Chris Buttonshaw
    Chris Buttonshaw 2 months ago

    How is Chris older than me? (by 5 days but still)

  • uncrownedoak
    uncrownedoak 2 months ago

    Is Rooster Teeth beer sold in any other states or is it Austin, TX only?

  • Ricky Alfaro
    Ricky Alfaro 2 months ago +11

    "But the solutions are"
    It looked like gav was hoping they'd agree. That's a good quote

  • Shadow Angel
    Shadow Angel 2 months ago

    Chris has replaced Bernie as the thorn in Gus’ side on the podcast. Chris has been influenced by Clayton way too much. Barb, as of January 10, 2020 Social Media Club LA posted that she had raised about a million dollars and on January 8, 2020 she posted that she started a gofundme for Australia disaster relief. I greatly respect her and others in her field doing this stuff.

  • Ethan Wilson
    Ethan Wilson 2 months ago +116

    Chris will always be a surreal curiosity of a human. I can't imagine life in his mind.

    • Dyllan Lucas
      Dyllan Lucas 12 days ago

      The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.

    • Kadi Mchorse
      Kadi Mchorse 2 months ago

      Ethan Wilson accurate

  • Leisure Muffin
    Leisure Muffin 2 months ago +1

    Gatterade

  • Manuel silva
    Manuel silva 2 months ago

    1:10:45 ah gavin is a true champion of the people

  • ADedL33Sp00n
    ADedL33Sp00n 2 months ago +25

    I feel like Chris played the Gavin role this week on the Podcast, just spouting nonsense and seeing if it lands lol

  • Brendan Statham
    Brendan Statham 2 months ago +2

    is it sad that each time chris said something they didnt understand, i got it? Does that mean im real dumb, or im real smart? Like am I on the same level of people who can communicate with chimps?

  • JoshTruff
    JoshTruff 2 months ago

    Barb it could also be a 10 year old leaving those comments you never know.

  • emptyy elvis
    emptyy elvis 2 months ago

    I straight razor my balls all the time it’s not that hard believe it or not.. comment for tips :)

  • Bunnii
    Bunnii 2 months ago +2

    I trained as an aesthetician. Yes you can wax testicles

  • Kevin Munguia
    Kevin Munguia 2 months ago +3

    gonna be one of "those people" lol and just say that there was a lot more involved with the start of WW1 than just the assassination of Ferdinand.

    • Jacob D
      Jacob D 2 months ago

      @Tadhg Knight And the Franco-Prussian War. And Germany and Austria-Hungary actively looking for a fight. Princip didn't start the war; he just unleashed the forces already in play.

    • Tadhg Knight
      Tadhg Knight 2 months ago

      The Naval arms race especially caused a lot of tension between Germany and the British

  • Daniel Davis
    Daniel Davis 2 months ago +4

    between stealing from children and cutting his own testicles, this is a bad episode for Chris's image.

  • josh
    josh 2 months ago +1

    3:40 Anybody else notice a fly lands on Chris’ shoulder

  • Brandon Johnson
    Brandon Johnson 2 months ago +10

    Next RT Life: Gavin has to wax his junk and Chris needs to straight shave his 👍👍

  • Slate Sempai
    Slate Sempai 2 months ago

    Soooo does this mean we are gonna get a RT ball waxing video?

  • Los Angeles
    Los Angeles 2 months ago +7

    I like how they complain about rumors being started about they're dating and then start making a backstory to how they would have dated just fueling more rumors

  • Jesus Jazzo
    Jesus Jazzo 2 months ago

    chris is high af

  • Kyle Youldon
    Kyle Youldon 2 months ago

    Chris was the absolute definition of 'on-brand' this episode and it was amazing.

  • Matthew Bakos
    Matthew Bakos 2 months ago +1

    41:05 "...this f.king lunatic with a knife decides to have a bad day."
    Technically, that's a good day...for HIM.

  • Teddy Bott
    Teddy Bott 2 months ago +9

    i love how the most heated moment in this one is when they're talking about how to get smooth balls XD

  • SawMule
    SawMule 2 months ago

    How stupid can Chris actually be?

  • KB
    KB 2 months ago

    Chris's stuttering arround 1:32:00 literally broke my brain omfg