After Hours: 6 Movies Whose Timelines Don't Add Up

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  • Published on Sep 11, 2017
  • Think time travel is confusing? Marty McFly has nothing on a week in the life of Ripley from Alien. Or Nick Fury.
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  • William Ross-Hughes

    Oof capitain marvel fucks up the marvel theory

  • buckwheat009
    buckwheat009 Day ago

    Captain Marvel kind of destroys this

  • Alex Stewart
    Alex Stewart 3 days ago

    Nick Fury already knew about aliens and captain marvel before he met with stark. Granted this video came out before Captain Marvel was even announced.

  • tyronealfonso
    tyronealfonso 3 days ago

    Made it 2 minutes in. I’m bailing.

  • Malcolm Combz
    Malcolm Combz 3 days ago

    Nick Fury new about captian marvel since the 90s

  • steven griffith
    steven griffith 3 days ago

    This is the perfect example of the pot heads I knew in 95. They went on and on about meaningless bs like this all time it gave me a headach...js

  • Neo Mars
    Neo Mars 4 days ago

    “6th f... accidentally?!??! TRASH” 😂😂😂

  • TheCharnstar
    TheCharnstar 10 days ago

    The writers of Captain Marvel must have seen this and knew they had to rectify the Marvel timeline to save Nick Fury's credibility.

  • TekTok
    TekTok 10 days ago

    kinda upsetting that the marvel stuff is explained in captain marvel

  • Michael Miller
    Michael Miller 10 days ago

    The "Friday the 13th" movies are NOT garbage films, thank you very much! #GFY

  • Clockwork Cowboy
    Clockwork Cowboy 12 days ago

    It's funny watching this after seeing Captain Marvel, a lot of the plot holes they point out with Marvel have now been filled. Fury knew about aliens and super heroes already, thats why he started the avengers

  • kathryn shaw
    kathryn shaw 13 days ago

    In 2019 realizing Dan's theory gets fucked when you realize he met captain marvel in the 90s

  • Marek Sison
    Marek Sison 13 days ago

    Oh, look. Captain Marvel neatly explains that Nick Fury "plot hole."

  • partydean17
    partydean17 14 days ago

    Well captain Marvel kinda throws the last one out. I'd like to see if you guys have any more of these

  • Cian Rivera
    Cian Rivera 15 days ago

    Well, seems like Captain Marvel makes Nick Fury's clubhouse a more realistic plan.

  • Garry Perkins
    Garry Perkins 15 days ago

    this is funny to watch the avengers one with captain marvel now out

  • Sarah anonymous
    Sarah anonymous 15 days ago

    As of the events of agent marvel fury is given a real reason to make the avengers (aliens)

  • Joshua Nesseth
    Joshua Nesseth 15 days ago

    This showed up in my recommendations...
    ...wow, I miss this series.

  • Michael Bailey
    Michael Bailey 16 days ago

    I can't believe you left out the extra DeLorean in Back to the Future III.

  • Ida Säntti
    Ida Säntti 16 days ago

    Captain Marvel movie just rekt Dan's argument 🐱

  • Daemlich
    Daemlich 17 days ago

    Marvel checks out with Captain Marvel. Michael wins.

  • JVJay1
    JVJay1 18 days ago

    As much as I disliked captin marvel, they explained why fury was all ready assembling the avengers. So the end part of this video is now wrong 🤣.

  • Harrison Cooper
    Harrison Cooper 20 days ago

    The Captain Marvel movie really destroys Dan’s Marvel argument

  • Kaitlyn Thurmond
    Kaitlyn Thurmond 20 days ago

    Captain Marvel completely unravels their Marvel argument

  • Cutler Barrett
    Cutler Barrett 22 days ago

    The whole marvel timeline thing gets debunked by captain marvel

  • Cutler Barrett
    Cutler Barrett 22 days ago

    The whole marvel timeline thing gets debunked by captain marvel

  • ruthie
    ruthie 24 days ago +1

    nice watching this after captain marvel

  • Mateo Nino
    Mateo Nino 25 days ago

    Update on Marvel timeline. Fury knew about aliens from Captain Marvel.

  • taitaisanchez
    taitaisanchez 26 days ago

    "Where did Nick Fury get the idea for the Avengers?"
    Captain Marvel gave us that answer. Finally.

  • khartog01
    khartog01 27 days ago +1

    I guess Captain Marvel explains Fury in Iron Man.

  • drazoria
    drazoria 27 days ago

    Well... now we know why Fury began working on the Avengers initiative before there was any apparent threat to the Earth...

  • starwarslover015
    starwarslover015 27 days ago

    we now know that he started it way back in Captain Marvel back in the 90's

  • mystichdx
    mystichdx 29 days ago +2

    Umm yeah, Captain Marvel took a dump all over this video.
    But even before that, Agents Of SHIELD established the Skrulls as part of the MCU (Project TAHITI) back in 2014, years before this video was made.
    Sorry Cracked. Epic FAIL. Get your MCU knowledge up next time please and thanks.

  • Tevo77777
    Tevo77777 Month ago

    So Captain Marvel justifies The Avengers, because aliens?
    What?

  • Conor McQuaid
    Conor McQuaid Month ago +1

    Captain marvel does mess with the marvel timeline, especially the nick fury bit

  • Hello_China
    Hello_China Month ago

    my life isnt the same without this show in my life

  • Xuelder
    Xuelder Month ago

    So this was definitely made before Captain Marvel.

  • Ryan Corbeil
    Ryan Corbeil Month ago

    hello im from the future and fury knew about aliens thanks captain marvel

  • braeden martin
    braeden martin Month ago

    Captain marvel both fixed and made new problems with the mcu

  • LJTwiggy
    LJTwiggy Month ago +1

    I know it’s too late, but Captain Marvel...

  • Robert Rushing
    Robert Rushing Month ago

    Nick started the avengers initiative years before when iron man takes place

  • Doctour Two skull
    Doctour Two skull Month ago

    Pretty sure the fact that time travel exists excuses the back to the future one

  • Crimson Barrel
    Crimson Barrel Month ago

    I think the creative team over at Marvel Studios saw this video and then banged out the Captain Marvel script to spite these guys.
    Too bad they got cancelled. :

  • Doctorwho10
    Doctorwho10 Month ago

    captain marvel corrects the marvel timeline

  • boradis
    boradis Month ago

    I miss this series.

  • DOOMBLY
    DOOMBLY Month ago +2

    Haha you're marvel point was devalued by captain marvel

  • Carla Gomez
    Carla Gomez Month ago +2

    Captain marvel changes the game and the problems with marvel time line. HAHA

  • madumlao
    madumlao Month ago +1

    Boy did Dan's MCU theory not age well (Captain Marvel)

  • Justy Gilberts
    Justy Gilberts Month ago

    So Dan likes Se7en but doesn't like The Friday the 13th series? He ain't nerd, he's jerk with horrible taste.

  • Charlie Bravo
    Charlie Bravo Month ago

    Se7en was so fucking good

  • Zandle Clan
    Zandle Clan Month ago

    Fury knew that aliens existed but cap mar didn’t come out when this was made

  • Terrence Thorington
    Terrence Thorington Month ago +1

    Captain Marvel makes Daniel wrong. Haha retcon the episode!

  • Mc Jethro Pov Tee
    Mc Jethro Pov Tee Month ago

    the marvel one is seemingly answered them now

  • StealthNull
    StealthNull Month ago +1

    And not even 2 years later they do explain The Nick Fury Avengers iniative timeline fuckery

  • juan prada
    juan prada Month ago

    Captain Marvel solves this incoherence, but creates some more. XD

  • Isaac Osborn
    Isaac Osborn Month ago +8

    Ironically the entire mcu timeline issue is fixed by the captain marvel retcon.

  • Nicholas Farrell
    Nicholas Farrell Month ago

    Man, does that last entry not work anymore.

  • Tin Watchman
    Tin Watchman Month ago +23

    And we can now confirm in 2019 that Daniel's MCU issues are fixed by Captain Marvel. Not only does SHIELD have physical evidence that shapeshifting aliens exist, but they're also aware of genocidal races like the Kree running around.

    • Samuel Asein
      Samuel Asein 3 days ago

      True, lol

    • Justin Hansen
      Justin Hansen 6 days ago +1

      +turtlemangames um actually, the tesseract wasn't with cap. During the fight on the valkyrie in captain america the tesseract burns through the floor and falls into the ocean before the crash. Howard stark retrieves it and the tesseract goes to shield which then goes to project pegasus in captain marvel.

    • turtlemangames
      turtlemangames 8 days ago +1

      But the issue that Captain Marvel does bring up is the timeline of the Tessaract, somehow before Captain America was found with the Tessaract it got to Mar Vell's lab then in to Goose, then back in to the ice with Cap

  • John Costello
    John Costello Month ago +2

    Good news- Captain Marvel (2019) fixed the hole of Nick Fury "randomly" starting the Avenger Initiative! He knew that extraterrestrial beings with super powers could visit our planet at will. He just spent the past 2 decades scrambling to assemble anything resembling a coherent defense by the events of Iron Man.

    • The Bird
      The Bird Month ago

      I thought he made the Avengers so when Captain woke up he would have a place in the world

  • REAVER 14
    REAVER 14 Month ago

    In 7 he could have called the delivery company to pick up the package somewhere he did not need to drop it off in person

  • Isaac Prin
    Isaac Prin Month ago +1

    Captain Marvel fixes the Marvel timeline.

  • Jason Italiano
    Jason Italiano Month ago

    Captain Marvel ruins Dan's point. Fury gets hostile aliens and a superhero in the 90s.

  • RandomeAncientBadGuy

    What if Nick Fury is a time traveler?

  • JEH by the way
    JEH by the way Month ago

    I hate how captain marvel ruins the latter half of this video : (

  • keanu craig
    keanu craig 2 months ago

    Man I wish they made the Voldemort is gandolfe one

  • Antonie de Koning
    Antonie de Koning 2 months ago

    8:41 Well Dan by then Ant Man and the Wasp (Hank Pym and was already a thing. Everyone at that stage knew that there can be such a thing as a super Human, thanks to Cap. And also Captain Marvel basically proved to Nick Fury in the 90's :"oh by the way, there's life on other planets and one of those lifeforms are trying to take over yours." He and the whole of SHIELD knew about super beings well before Iron Man.

  • Leslie Rae
    Leslie Rae 2 months ago

    I love how Captain Marvel is going to destroy their Marvel conversation considering it means that Captain Fury knew of superheroes and aliens BEFORE the creation of the Avengers

  • Rhiann Hywel
    Rhiann Hywel 2 months ago

    Dan has been debunked for one of his evidences. Nick did know aliens exist because of Captain Marvel

  • ReneeMontoya12
    ReneeMontoya12 2 months ago

    Now I just kind of want to watch a cab driver awkwardly making conversation with Se7en's blood-soaked John Doe for thirty minutes.

  • Bob Jo
    Bob Jo 2 months ago

    Actualy now the captain marvel movie disproves dans theory

  • MegaManDBZX
    MegaManDBZX 2 months ago

    Yeah, but Nick Fury is aware of other worldly threats because of meeting Captain Marvel in the 90s.

  • MegaManDBZX
    MegaManDBZX 2 months ago

    Actually there was going to be a sequel to Freddy vs Jason where in Ashe fight both of them and it’s revealed that Pamela Voorhees actually used the Necronomicon to resurrect Jason which is what gives him his powers and immortality. Said story was later turned in to an awesome comic book and a not so awesome sequel.

  • Stephen Mason
    Stephen Mason 2 months ago +1

    I loved this show. Miss you guys!!

  • Aaron wamsley
    Aaron wamsley 2 months ago

    Ah but captain marvel apparently has young fury meeting a super hero.

  • Antonio White
    Antonio White 2 months ago

    going back to watch this I miss after hours BUT now with the announcement of Captain Marvel we know why Fury started the avengers initiative lol.

  • Blazer1408
    Blazer1408 2 months ago

    I feel disgust for having to defend marvel but your points are just extremely stupid.
    Fury already knows Captain Marvel and with that is very likely that by the 90´s he knows of the existence of aliens.
    It is also safe to assume that he knows of the existence of captain america and the project from the 40´s that created him. Because of that it makes sense that, even though he doesn´t know that rogers is still alive, he be looking for his body to study it and recover something that could be use to create a new super soldier.
    Also, even if he only hears whispers about the hulk that sounds like a great weapon to use to defend earth.

  • JediQueer
    JediQueer 2 months ago

    Not gonna lie, been playing the (now a little old) Friday the 13th game for the first time and this video is the only reason I know who Tommy Jarvis is now.

  • Gullit Etienne
    Gullit Etienne 3 months ago +1

    Captain Marvel totally debunked Daniel’s theory. Eat it, Daniel!

  • Keld Tundraking
    Keld Tundraking 3 months ago

    Michael right. Seven is a stupid fuckin' movie.

  • Michael Miller
    Michael Miller 3 months ago

    FUCK YOU!!!! "Friday the 13th" are NOT trash movies!!!

  • Akai Usagi
    Akai Usagi 3 months ago +1

    Awe...Daniel thought he was right...but then Captain Marvel got announced haha

  • Ashleigh S
    Ashleigh S 3 months ago +1

    I wonder if Marvel decided to set Captain Marvel with Nick Fury in the 90's just to ruin this theory 🤣

  • Doctor Science
    Doctor Science 3 months ago

    RIP

  • Zach cowley
    Zach cowley 3 months ago

    Its too bad cracked has gone to shit

  • gamers5258
    gamers5258 3 months ago

    This theory no longer works with the new Captain Marvel movie.

  • Rougarou
    Rougarou 3 months ago

    In regard to Nick Fury’s plan, he knew about Kree because of Captain Marvel and Project TAHITI.

  • 1982gravedigger
    1982gravedigger 3 months ago

    All I got to say is the fat Fucks views on the Friday the 13th series of movie is bullshit and I would really like to say fuck you to him

  • Andrew Fitzgerald
    Andrew Fitzgerald 3 months ago

    I haven't seen the movies in a while, but why do we assume Tina accidentally killed her Dad right after Tommy chained up Jason? She could have killed her Dad the same night young Tommy killed Jason. Then in the future, accidentally released Jason a few months after older Tommy weighed Jason down to be stuck in the lake.

  • Luke Isyourfasha
    Luke Isyourfasha 3 months ago

    I tried. I can’t stand anyone.

  • mikeythebox
    mikeythebox 3 months ago

    7:23 she gives the funniest god damn facial expression. Shit had me bustin up.

  • w 6655321
    w 6655321 3 months ago

    yeah but now with captain marvel and the thing they use to revive coulson in agents of shield it basically establishes that he knew of threats coming from outer space. Not only that, but it also establishes that he is aware of a world of crazy powerful people that is not only captain america and hydra. The world is insane, so basically it is a good idea having a team of super powered people in a world where you don't know what crazy thing may come up next. For example, imagine if the soviet union or the ten rings got the cube, or if any of them got the ant man technology or some kree related shit, it is in that kind of situation where you would want the kind of power on the good guys side.

  • Sean Kennedy
    Sean Kennedy 3 months ago +1

    i miss this show

  • Mapple Heart
    Mapple Heart 3 months ago +2

    The answer to the Nick Fury problem is Captain Marvel

  • Dangershoes
    Dangershoes 3 months ago

    Where are you guys? I miss you all.. 😭😭

  • Jeezzaz
    Jeezzaz 3 months ago

    I know I'm late to the party. But Captain America is technically the first in the MCU. There are crazy hydra weapons there. It's not hard to assume that Fury (even if he comes later in the timeline - he'd know) wants to combat something beyond humanity's control.
    Call me crazy but this is the first disagreement I've ever had with Dan and his writers.

  • Ugly Cactus
    Ugly Cactus 3 months ago +1

    I miss this show

  • Alex Furcinito
    Alex Furcinito 3 months ago

    Captain Marvel is putting a real hitch in Dan's answer
    RIP cracked video

  • Oma Rumunna
    Oma Rumunna 3 months ago

    I really have to go back and study Se7en. 😶

  • DK Chandler
    DK Chandler 3 months ago +2

    If only cracked hadn't shit the bed. I miss all of you.

  • TJ Kroz
    TJ Kroz 3 months ago

    Your Avengers segment needs an update