DeRay Davis - Shots Fired on a Night Out - This Is Not Happening

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  • Published on Apr 17, 2019
  • After witnessing a shooting outside a club, DeRay Davis hides in the bathroom. (Contains strong language.)
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  • Not Your Average Fish Keeper.

    This dude is gay asf lol

  • Michael Stanley
    Michael Stanley Day ago

    5/10

  • justdub100
    justdub100 Day ago

    Check out my new track the killing pose supper dope 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 tvclip.biz/video/HNaqggjag0Y/video.html

  • A. Hutsona
    A. Hutsona 2 days ago

    Who knew Peaches was a comedian? Guess he just talented like that...

  • Fantastic Cuz
    Fantastic Cuz 7 days ago

    Like the jokes hate the hand Movements

  • Mal
    Mal 8 days ago

    This man is 51😂😂😂 that’s crazy

  • Gq Escabar
    Gq Escabar 9 days ago

    New heat otw go check on tvclip.biz/video/_Jz1TJT6P-k/video.html

  • Ravyn Lozada
    Ravyn Lozada 12 days ago

    Mexican got on boots

  • Samantha
    Samantha 12 days ago

    He looks like a black Nick Kroll

  • Viktor Hill
    Viktor Hill 13 days ago

    AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

  • Michael Murphy
    Michael Murphy 15 days ago

    His delivery reminds me of Kevin hart

  • Yungdoe NewCali
    Yungdoe NewCali 16 days ago

    "Hold up what you Say?? I called the police!! Gimme my phone.. this nigga a snitch" 😄😃😀😅

  • M E N Z I I
    M E N Z I I 19 days ago

    intro song ?

  • Alen Men
    Alen Men 20 days ago

    One of the best "This Is Not Happening" I've seen so far ;-)

  • Straightoutofchiraq
    Straightoutofchiraq 20 days ago

    Looks like the old freddie Jackson

  • Twell609
    Twell609 21 day ago

    Old

  • Truth Word
    Truth Word 22 days ago

    deray moving like he got a little suga in his tank...

  • Carolle Z
    Carolle Z 22 days ago

    Awesome!!! :)

  • Joe 2kLife
    Joe 2kLife 23 days ago

    All of these jokes aren’t funny because I heard them on Netflix

  • Daniel Brown
    Daniel Brown 23 days ago

    Cocaine is one helluva drug De Ray-Ray

  • JUNTEX
    JUNTEX 23 days ago

    His energy is great!

  • JanWynd
    JanWynd 27 days ago

    I've been following DeRay since he first started and I noticed an about-face change with his body language in the last 2/3 years. Brothaz gonna know exactly what I'm sayin when I spit this: Dude is employing extremely feminine mannerisms deliberately and its damn-near painfully obvious. With Hollywood's blatant gay agenda, its clear that DeRay(whom I don't believe to be gay) is trying to pander to a gay crowd in order to get access/favorability among people in influential positions. It is the strangest form of selling-out that I've ever seen. Shit is sad that Black men are being forced to shave their masculinity to succeed in Hollywood. DeRay, snap out of that shit G.

  • Real Dre Mode
    Real Dre Mode Month ago

    His mannerism different comedy wise..this was funny either way.

  • Indominus Wrex
    Indominus Wrex Month ago

    Why y'all calling him gay... just cause he not growling and glaring into the camera like somebody with no emotions

  • The Real One
    The Real One Month ago +3

    I never really laugh at Deray, but this shit was mad funny 😄🤣🤣🤣

  • Apathy
    Apathy Month ago

    so that's why mass shooters are successful in L.A.
    someone starts shooting, you all just drop to the ground
    your meant to run, give the psyhco's a moving target
    never in a straight line though
    2 - 3 protocol
    two steps one way 3 steps another
    keeps you safe until the first corner

  • nathan garcia
    nathan garcia Month ago

    Where's Ari?

  • Ac1st
    Ac1st Month ago

    Why would he shoot deray 😂

  • Himanshu Kriplani
    Himanshu Kriplani Month ago

    best of the beast damn 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂💙

  • M.ax97 mickey
    M.ax97 mickey Month ago

    The Intros are fucking stupid

  • Fuck.boi16 Winning
    Fuck.boi16 Winning Month ago

    So i assume that was the shooter that got shot...smh

  • PrenticePowell1906
    PrenticePowell1906 Month ago +1

    His mannerism is difffferent now

  • ucnhtmenow1
    ucnhtmenow1 Month ago

    A lot of these skits before the stand-up is genius.

  • Pooh Bearington
    Pooh Bearington Month ago

    Maybe I'm tripping but he move his hands too much like a female

  • Philip Cooper
    Philip Cooper Month ago

    😆😆

  • Charles Lee III
    Charles Lee III Month ago

    This nigga DeRay stupid.

  • Oshadha Prabashwara

    If I ever do standup comedy imma need the n word pass

  • Throctopuss
    Throctopuss Month ago

    There’s always that one obnoxious laugh

  • Jerry Samuels
    Jerry Samuels Month ago

    DeRay Davis-King Of Comedy

  • Ody Gaming
    Ody Gaming Month ago

    Bruh these intros are amazing!!

  • Kgotso Tsatsi
    Kgotso Tsatsi Month ago +5

    great delivery.
    he spoke really quickly so as to emulate the frenzied state of mind he was in on the eventful evening.

  • Eric G.
    Eric G. 2 months ago

    Lmao. Fucking wild

  • MovingUp7
    MovingUp7 2 months ago +1

    So we gonna ignore that the dude gave him his phone for no reason? He definitely coulda made that call himself

  • FitTruckingGamer
    FitTruckingGamer 2 months ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Pamela Ison
    Pamela Ison 2 months ago

    ... You dying and you still want me to lie to ya girl?😂😂💀💀

  • William thee rooster
    William thee rooster 2 months ago +5

    I hate the intros a lot less


    When I skip em.😉

  • Jessica Stevens
    Jessica Stevens 2 months ago

    Short but sweet

  • Royce Jones
    Royce Jones 2 months ago +1

    So many layers to his jokes lol. Seeing him live was awesome

  • PrincessXDevonny
    PrincessXDevonny 2 months ago +7

    "Where I'm from we don't duck down... we run!"
    #Same

  • AlexisMedor
    AlexisMedor 2 months ago +1

    He kinda look like ice cube..

  • Jose V
    Jose V 2 months ago

    Bae it's me, this nigga a snitch.lmfao

  • Beavis Scott
    Beavis Scott 2 months ago

    Dee ray a sassy fruity nigga now🤔... too much twirling 🤦🏾‍♂️👎🏿

  • Play it Purple
    Play it Purple 2 months ago

    *I thought he was Deon Cole 😞😂😂*

  • John rodriguez
    John rodriguez 2 months ago

    “This nigga a snitch” 😂💀💀

  • Dabz The Payaso
    Dabz The Payaso 2 months ago

    1:04 to skip that fucking unfunny retard Roy’s intro.

  • Nomad
    Nomad 2 months ago

    What happened to dray

  • YAM 1
    YAM 1 2 months ago +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • JASON LEE SILBY
    JASON LEE SILBY 2 months ago

    Ignorance is a disease let it live over there 😂 so true though

  • Warsame Guhaad Bahdoon
    Warsame Guhaad Bahdoon 2 months ago

    and He is 51. Manshaallah.

  • Lerub Skars
    Lerub Skars 2 months ago

    Lmao to anyone who think this guy is really from anything like me remember like music it's not real dude pure entertainment

  • Team2Litty
    Team2Litty 2 months ago +15

    3:10 was that Dave Chappell laughing in the audience!?!?!?

  • Gabe
    Gabe 2 months ago +5

    Did he just call him a snitch for trying to call the cops on a shooter

    • hetzz
      hetzz 3 days ago

      ofc, he don't want any cops in his business.

  • Xooly Xool
    Xooly Xool 2 months ago

    Nice With It

  • Tisha Hopper
    Tisha Hopper 2 months ago

    🎥 💯🌟Awesome! So entertaining.

  • Slamminjoe
    Slamminjoe 2 months ago +2

    lol, people tellin others they got the qoute to their life wrong. Love the hilarity of it😹😹😹 it really is a disease😹

  • Greg Youngblood
    Greg Youngblood 2 months ago

    Kool

  • Loch121
    Loch121 2 months ago

    The thumbnail made me laugh

  • R W
    R W 3 months ago

    His acting out is hilarious!!! He not finnin to juggle

  • tha Blunt Truth
    tha Blunt Truth 3 months ago

    Seem a bit coi up there d-ray...

  • markmarvelous1980
    markmarvelous1980 3 months ago +1

    They need to convince Dave to come on man.That would be an instant classic!!!

  • These Nuts
    These Nuts 3 months ago +1

    Isn’t this the guy from Kanye’s first 2 albums

  • Vonn Miller
    Vonn Miller 3 months ago

    Why he actin so feminine?

  • EJ
    EJ 3 months ago

    W