DeRay Davis - Shots Fired on a Night Out - This Is Not Happening

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  • Published on Apr 17, 2019
  • After witnessing a shooting outside a club, DeRay Davis hides in the bathroom. (Contains strong language.)
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Comments • 366

  • tha Blunt Truth
    tha Blunt Truth 9 hours ago

    Seem a bit coi up there d-ray...

  • markmarvelous1980
    markmarvelous1980 10 hours ago

    They need to convince Dave to come on man.That would be an instant classic!!!

  • These Nuts
    These Nuts 11 hours ago

    Isn’t this the guy from Kanye’s first 2 albums

  • Vonn Miller
    Vonn Miller 2 days ago

    Why he actin so feminine?

  • EJ
    EJ 2 days ago

    W

  • Goose
    Goose 2 days ago

    Can you imagine how much of an unevolved gorilla you have to be to have a simple argument end in shots fired.

  • Goldie 24k
    Goldie 24k 3 days ago

    The end got me because I was thinking the same thing snitch ass nigga

  • John Nothaft
    John Nothaft 5 days ago

    The actual start time of the video: tvclip.biz/video/Mj1iDvOr_Vo/video.html

  • John Nothaft
    John Nothaft 5 days ago

    Please stop the intros

  • TylerYesIWon
    TylerYesIWon 13 days ago

    all jokes aside this foo on some shit lol

  • DeuceBigalow MaleGigalow

    I saw shots fired on a nig... thankfully it’s just a night out

  • Luisk
    Luisk 14 days ago

    LMAOOOOO

  • Darryl Franklin
    Darryl Franklin 14 days ago

    I hate these intros

  • Ricardo
    Ricardo 15 days ago

    LMFAOOOOOOOO

  • MAC time_
    MAC time_ 19 days ago

    He looks like sal vulcano kind of

    • Marian Elesha
      Marian Elesha 19 days ago

      I literally just thought wow this is black Sal. Amazing.

  • Iconoclast
    Iconoclast 19 days ago

    Same mistake as the movie show girls. It’s Versace not versase , phoneticly versachee not versase. In Italian the c makes a ch sound

  • Boy St
    Boy St 21 day ago

    LOL 😁😂😂

  • Jaleesa Milburn
    Jaleesa Milburn 22 days ago

    ❤❤❤❤

  • Mojo THC Joe
    Mojo THC Joe 22 days ago

    Quick, sweet and funny.. Just like his career

  • Crysco
    Crysco 22 days ago

    I really wanted to know the secret to a good hot-tub 3-some tho! Damn man "waterproof.......", I need to know man!

  • sofuknossum1
    sofuknossum1 22 days ago

    Witout an arm I spit

  • Bigboy123
    Bigboy123 22 days ago

    He gay, right?

    • Bigboy123
      Bigboy123 12 days ago

      +CodyTheOneAndOnly Maybe. You pitching or catching

    • CodyTheOneAndOnly
      CodyTheOneAndOnly 12 days ago

      Bigboy123 you into that my guy?

    • Bigboy123
      Bigboy123 12 days ago

      +CodyTheOneAndOnly I do... He gay, right?

    • CodyTheOneAndOnly
      CodyTheOneAndOnly 12 days ago

      Bro he’s just got a hyped personality. Why was that your first thought? You got something to say to everybody?

    • Robert Anderson
      Robert Anderson 21 day ago

      Hell naw he keep at least two chicks at a time and they ok with it. In the beginning that 4 chicks going home with him from the club aint bs that was real life

  • OX Papi
    OX Papi 22 days ago

    Tooo funny

  • Jasmine Wilson
    Jasmine Wilson 23 days ago

    that black don't crack...

  • John Wick
    John Wick 25 days ago

    How tf is he 51

  • Mrs. Pringles
    Mrs. Pringles 25 days ago

    Lmfaoooo he snitched on the shooter 😂😂😂

  • Kaitlyn Diep
    Kaitlyn Diep 26 days ago

    😂😂😂

  • SirSmokeALotTokeATon
    SirSmokeALotTokeATon 26 days ago

    This nigga a snitch LOL 😂

  • popcorn20995351
    popcorn20995351 28 days ago

    This nigga got female movements.

  • The One
    The One 28 days ago +7

    "I ran on people like it was a people carpet! Heard little wrists snappin"

  • letmethinkaboutitk
    letmethinkaboutitk 29 days ago

    "baby its me, this nigga a snitch" LOL

  • JERMELL WALTER
    JERMELL WALTER 29 days ago

    "I don't really know this bitch"

  • Mona *4
    Mona *4 29 days ago +2

    He is a straight up Chicago guy! Love DeRay. He will walk around the club at 90 yrs old. Lol lol

  • sarita si
    sarita si 29 days ago +2

    Clicked soo fast. Didn't disappoint 🙌🙌🙌

  • Caidema Official
    Caidema Official Month ago

    fast forward: 1:00

  • Pr3ssPl4y
    Pr3ssPl4y Month ago

    Holy sh!t! This guy is 51! 51!? No. F!cking. W4y. WoW...

  • Deke1989
    Deke1989 Month ago +2

    He ain't finna juggle

  • Noble 4NoBull
    Noble 4NoBull Month ago +2

    Chiiiill b😂😂😂 bro never has a lame set

  • Aviators Life
    Aviators Life Month ago +2

    If you like stories look up DYMM podcast thank me later

  • Tee Jay
    Tee Jay Month ago

    He’s never been funny to me 😑

    • Pr3ssPl4y
      Pr3ssPl4y Month ago

      These moments aren't necessarily meant to be funny. These are just people telling interesting stories about their lives. It's not a stand up routine.

  • Dr Richard M
    Dr Richard M Month ago

    facts< he is a 51 year old comedians and is seriously funny because he is Living with 2-women, I mean he has two open relationship ( polyamorous ) and he expect to someday marry them, so I guess he must be very rich or he can afford to have both of them but he is 51 year old okay! I see, whoa! I'm no too old but I'm a business owner holding a degree and apts and I still single, better like this no headaches

  • Liam Coughlan
    Liam Coughlan Month ago

    “When two black guys are fighting and one of em says watch this don’t watch it, he ain’t doing nothing fancy nigga ain’t finna juggle”

  • Ian Charland
    Ian Charland Month ago +3

    This dudes hands are just too much.

  • jill scottman
    jill scottman Month ago

    Y don’t deray get some veneers omg

  • Watchtower7
    Watchtower7 Month ago

    That nigga can murder any crowd heckler... my fav was the gay bitch...

  • Joel Vizcarra
    Joel Vizcarra Month ago

    Lol i was once in mexico at a bar shots were fired outside and i ran in first to the restroom.

  • cant go wrong bein urself

    Very Kevin hartish to me but he still dope

  • Antonio Montana
    Antonio Montana Month ago

    What no stitches?

  • k5lta
    k5lta Month ago

    OG!!

  • FakeFactsUSA
    FakeFactsUSA Month ago

    Happy to hear Deray finally came out the closet

  • Joe K.
    Joe K. Month ago

    Give Ari his show back. Roy does not make a good copycat except when cashing the check as an unoriginal concept

  • one amazing fun girl

    That is my sister's step uncle watching Johnson's family vacation he was in it

  • 777Edub
    777Edub Month ago

    Come on now you a professional remember, barbershop an all that. You got to give me at least 15 lol

  • 1SRA3L 777
    1SRA3L 777 Month ago +1

    *O mY fAuLt G*

  • MarcJ Quality Jewelry Review

    Deray gay 😂😂 his mannerisms very off

  • clxne
    clxne Month ago

    Saw him at a breakfast place in LA a couple years ago, didn't know who he was. Would've been cool to say hi. Great comedy.

  • Kriptoni Games
    Kriptoni Games Month ago

    He looks like a black sal

  • Leon A.
    Leon A. Month ago +3

    3 mins in he getting a like on the video followed on insta twitter everything.

  • Óscar Palacios Sánchez

    Dee Ray always on point , always sharp

  • Patrick blue
    Patrick blue Month ago

    NO WAY THAT WAS SEVEN MINUTES.

  • micheal earls playlist

    Lmao, that last line shows the st code is real

  • Doubt mouth
    Doubt mouth Month ago

    He said she said... Bullshit. Clearly a fucking racist we got here.

  • Eliakah Kakou
    Eliakah Kakou Month ago

    can ya'll believe he's 51 ?

  • Benjamin Whindle
    Benjamin Whindle Month ago

    Do we live in an age where suffering is laughable? I feel the speaker is amazing, but I do not laugh when he speaks of violence and depravity in society

  • Nadine Hall
    Nadine Hall Month ago

    I'm fuking dead!

  • Geber Luis
    Geber Luis Month ago +13

    This guy is a natural, I need to see more of him.

  • SDlowriding
    SDlowriding Month ago

    That's some real shit!!! But FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣

  • Creative By Nature
    Creative By Nature Month ago

    the ending killed me

  • Pitzman’s Mustard

    stupid

  • stryfetc1
    stryfetc1 Month ago

    DeRay changed his whole style....he used to be a storyteller....now he on this corny rapid fire "set up/punchline" shit...trying to emulate Kevin Hart...and just like Kevin, this shit wasn't funny

  • Elie Jean
    Elie Jean Month ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Diego Jazman Rois
    Diego Jazman Rois Month ago +1

    Nigga moment explained by DeRay Davis

  • nick dangelo
    nick dangelo Month ago

    he's right it would be disrespectful to shoot someone while shitting that would suck

  • TheRealJohnnieBlaze

    That last line, LoL

  • cammy vega
    cammy vega Month ago

    Still a King of the Game!

  • Gametime99
    Gametime99 Month ago

    What happened to you man.

  • potsy57
    potsy57 Month ago

    3:09 what was that

  • Bryce Horrell
    Bryce Horrell Month ago

    I took CC away from my family for being smut. They smeared Yemini.

  • Bryce Horrell
    Bryce Horrell Month ago

    Communist Central. Edits footage to smear dissenting opinion.

  • Dizzle Smith
    Dizzle Smith Month ago

    Kevin Hart wrote this

  • Jo-Ann Frank
    Jo-Ann Frank Month ago

    Boycott Comendy Central- the lying zone

  • Marcel Cadiz
    Marcel Cadiz Month ago

    My nigga deray. Can't see you no more dog. What's up with all them feminine ass gestures. I'm from the land (chicago) nigga & it ain't nothing but a soggy ass wet condom bagging Sissy doing that old reachn n grip the air type Jenner ass shit that we don't do homie. Ain't no coming back, you're a defect now. Shout out to all the 4's out there on the west side. K-town L-Block😈👑

  • philosophical pownage
    philosophical pownage Month ago +89

    Mexican got on boots

    • Ryan Vega
      Ryan Vega 27 days ago

      One of the funniest onw

  • Mr.t Whitie
    Mr.t Whitie Month ago

    WTF...NTOO HIGH RIGHT NOW... BOW AND ARROW...???

  • Jasmine Singh
    Jasmine Singh Month ago

    “You dying an you still want me to lie to your girl.” 😂😂
    Bitch. I stfg 💀

  • wh0 man
    wh0 man Month ago +1

    FYI DONT EVER RUN TO THE BATHROOM DURING A CLUB SHOOTNG... look what happened in Orlando bruh

    • Rant Therapist
      Rant Therapist 16 days ago

      this was back in the day, like when flip phones were still around, that's why he said, "not with the shit that's going on lately." lol

  • Chris Cruceta
    Chris Cruceta Month ago

    " This nigga a snitch " 😂😩

  • A look Issa Man
    A look Issa Man Month ago

    DeRay acting like he got tendencies for his audience lol

  • Angel Smash
    Angel Smash Month ago +1

    intro has GOT TO GOOOO

    • lime& salt
      lime& salt Month ago

      You think they would listen to the people by now

  • Dusty Miller
    Dusty Miller Month ago

    Only seven minutes and one of the better stories I've seen on here

  • Philip Bawasanta
    Philip Bawasanta Month ago

    The intros to this show is unecessarily long...

  • Peyman Salehi
    Peyman Salehi Month ago +1

    youtube needs a 'skip intro' button like Netflix, so we can skip the guy who replaced Ari

    • Daltonio
      Daltonio Month ago

      Ari’s intros were even worse

  • Kameron Cross
    Kameron Cross Month ago

    Gold

  • Steven Universe
    Steven Universe Month ago

    That's why I don't do sh*t! Can't get shot at a club if you ain't ever been to a club. 👌😎👌

  • Kris Owens
    Kris Owens Month ago

    Fuck 12

  • Jake Chafin
    Jake Chafin Month ago

    Anyone notice that he rhymes a lot in this?

  • Mizz Beehave
    Mizz Beehave Month ago +4

    Tru AF, Chicagoans ain't duckin' we runnin'!!!

  • LeJon Mason
    LeJon Mason Month ago

    Who is coming up with these dumb ass intros lol

  • digital subliminal messages

    S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S
    In somebody's universe its happening // ....bubbles...lots and lots of ....joking// dont get so drunk you drown//

  • Rex Flores
    Rex Flores Month ago +2

    1:00 you're welcome.