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Comments • 80

  • KAL EL Krypton
    KAL EL Krypton 3 hours ago

    My money my choice bitches!

  • Nmg Mrt
    Nmg Mrt 4 hours ago

    I'm only seeing it lol

  • Jimmy
    Jimmy 8 hours ago +1

    “It all depends on who I get pregnant” - every gop senators argument

  • Nikki Boy
    Nikki Boy 13 hours ago +1

    Abortion is extreme hard-core baby murder .

  • AColonDashSix
    AColonDashSix Day ago

    Logic so pure a pot smoking stand up comedian can sum it up.

  • Alexander The Accursed

    Not gonna lie he had us in the first half.

  • Chapo
    Chapo 2 days ago

    1:23 Asian dude in the audience is what my mother think I look like when I write lol

  • Lonely Ocean
    Lonely Ocean 3 days ago

    1:13 the laughs here are the real people who knew that the idiots in the audience got set up for a joke....

  • Neema Mlay
    Neema Mlay 4 days ago +1

    ITS HIS MONEY

  • ADrunkHomeles Guy
    ADrunkHomeles Guy 4 days ago +1

    Bunch of gold digging whores weren't so cheery by the end of the joke 🤣 also too stupid to know when they're being baited

  • firman abdaoe Sulaeman

    "And if i'm wrong maybe we're wrong"
    Ah damn...he's good!!

  • Aidan Mbonu
    Aidan Mbonu 4 days ago +1

    What about the father of the baby who’s son they’re gonna kill he doesn’t get a say

  • Dennis M
    Dennis M 5 days ago

    If women had responsibility to match their power, every tax dollar that went to the welfare of children would be paid out of their pocket. The public school system would be entirely funded by women, children's healthcare would be entirely funded by women, etc. Women have the unilateral power to bring children into the world, but not unilateral responsibility. How is that justice?

  • Luke Carlin
    Luke Carlin 5 days ago

    he be simping

  • Piramidemental
    Piramidemental 7 days ago

    genio

  • panser spikes
    panser spikes 7 days ago +1

    Listen how silent the bitches got when he got the men's right in it eh haha

  • chaosXpert
    chaosXpert 11 days ago +1

    He's right

  • Cameron Whiting
    Cameron Whiting 12 days ago

    Nobody:
    Random person: WOOO

  • goodmaninabadtime117
    goodmaninabadtime117 13 days ago +4

    So white people in the north shouldn’t have had an opinion on slavery?

    • Jebalita BattleBush
      Jebalita BattleBush 2 days ago

      goodmaninabadtime117 oh stop crying it’s a joke you pussy grow a pair and stop taking it so serious

    • Marcelo Gomez
      Marcelo Gomez 2 days ago

      @goodmaninabadtime117 very well put

    • goodmaninabadtime117
      goodmaninabadtime117 10 days ago +1

      Titus Sassole It is the exact same. The point is that if you don’t have female genitalia you are supposed to shut up about something that is evil. You are not allowed an opinion. I call BS. Under that same argument only southern whites back in the day should have an opinion about owning slaves. After all the law of the land was the slaves are mine on and are on my property. Just like the baby is the mothers in her body. Evil is evil and I don’t need to be a woman to have an opinion. You don’t need to fit someone’s demographic to call evil evil. Murdering black predominantly black children is genocide and I don’t need to fit someone’s gender or racial profile to hold an opinion. And anyone that says I can’t have an opinion based on my color or sex is a racist and is discriminating. I like Dave Chapelle but it’s doesn’t mean I won’t call BS when I hear it.

    • Titus Sassole
      Titus Sassole 10 days ago +1

      Brah, where are you going with this? You're trying to compare something that may have some similarity to this topic, but that's NOT what this is about. This discussion is about abortion.

  • Comic Power
    Comic Power 14 days ago

    Dave can make ANYTHING funny. A comedic genius

  • saint of jesus Christ
    saint of jesus Christ 14 days ago

    well i care about what god thinks. and he thinks stopping a baby's potential is wrong. and i agree.

    • asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
      asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg 7 days ago

      "well i care about what god thinks."
      -Your dumb ass says that, as if God is _real...._
      "and he thinks stopping a baby's potential is wrong."
      -Nonsense. God killed tons of babies in the Bible, you ignorant fucking moron.
      "there are reasons God allows people to die"
      -Hitler has his reasons too, that doesn't make it right, or non-hypocritical.
      "We kill each other so why blame God?"
      -Because if God exists, and created us, then he is responsible for programming our behavior. You aren't that bright, are you?
      "God has placed it on my heart to give to you this gift. @XWwM sorry for making you wait this far."
      -Thank you for that gift! That was a great joke! I mean, to actually people who _don't_ have an invisible friend in the sky, are delusional, is just hilarious! ROFL!!!

    • Ebenezer
      Ebenezer 9 days ago

      @Oskar Holm Beuschel I was replying to the guy that said God wouldn't approve. Claiming God doesn't exist (which obviously can't be proven) is a weak counter argument. However if they believe in God they will also believe in the stuff God did in the bible.

    • Oskar Holm Beuschel
      Oskar Holm Beuschel 9 days ago

      @Ebenezer I was more or less referring to how a fictional character cannot kill people.

    • Ebenezer
      Ebenezer 9 days ago +1

      @Oskar Holm Beuschel loads of times. The old testament is largely God killing people. There was a time he summoned a couple of bears to maul 42 children for mocking a bald man.

    • saint of jesus Christ
      saint of jesus Christ 9 days ago

      @Ebenezer God has placed it on my heart to give to you this gift. tvclip.biz/video/ChWiZ3iXWwM/video.html sorry for making you wait this far.

  • Rod Martin, Jr.
    Rod Martin, Jr. 14 days ago +1

    Chappelle proves he's an idiot with this one. If you have a heart, you'll shut up on this one! Abortion is *_MURDER!_*

    • Jebalita BattleBush
      Jebalita BattleBush 2 days ago

      Rod Martin, Jr. oh grow a pair you whiny little pussy it’s a joke

    • asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
      asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg 2 days ago

      @Marcelo Gomez
      "that you are killing a human life giving a fuck about their will to live"
      -They aren't sentient, they don't have wills to live or anything else.
      "they don't even get a grave they cell their body parts!"
      -So?
      " no respect there, these people don't have a soul"
      -Why do insentient biological masses, merit respect? I'm not aware that souls exist at all, so that doesn't mean squat.

    • Marcelo Gomez
      Marcelo Gomez 2 days ago

      @asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg that you are killing a human life giving a fuck about their will to live, they don't even get a grave they cell their body parts! no respect there, these people don't have a soul

    • asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
      asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg 2 days ago

      @Marcelo Gomez
      "is a human life, you once were a fetus"
      -So? What does that have to do with abortion being right or wrong?

    • Marcelo Gomez
      Marcelo Gomez 2 days ago

      ​@asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg is a human life, you once were a fetus

  • crimsoneyes419
    crimsoneyes419 14 days ago

    He’s right you know ☝🏻

  • John Whayne
    John Whayne 15 days ago

    ...so for this genius plot of Chappelle( "my money /my choice" ) pro choice activists got crazy? 😂😂😂

  • Sydney Enger
    Sydney Enger 15 days ago +2

    He made a fair point tho.

  • John King
    John King 16 days ago

    Both decide and both pay. 1 decides and 1 pays. No can do 1 decides and 2 pay

  • Parker Lewis
    Parker Lewis 17 days ago

    " Oooh shut up nigga" BEST PART OF THE WHOLE BIT! lmao

  • ThePokéShapeshifter
    ThePokéShapeshifter 17 days ago +1

    This kind of shit is funny, cause it’s so damned true XD keep doing what you do Dave

  • Bussin Nuts, Fuckin Butts

    Idc what anyone says, if the father doesn't want to abort his kid, he deserves a say. It takes two to make it, if she doesn't want it, but the man does, then after 9 months give me the baby and fuck off. Just because you carry it doesn't make it solely your choice

    • Dennis M
      Dennis M 12 days ago

      @Oskar Holm Beuschel So I have to ask her everyday if she wants kids? How about this? Women can get abortions only with their partner's permission. If you want to have an abortion, just don't sleep with a man who's pro-life.

    • Oskar Holm Beuschel
      Oskar Holm Beuschel 13 days ago

      @Dennis M I'm pretty sure that nobody says yes to having a kid, and then the next day aborts it.

    • Dennis M
      Dennis M 13 days ago

      @Oskar Holm Beuschel That's like saying "If you don't want to be beaten, don't date a violent man." People change. People lie. Etc.

    • Oskar Holm Beuschel
      Oskar Holm Beuschel 13 days ago

      It does, childbirth and pregnancy ain't easy, and the father wants a kid, find a girl that also wants a kid, or fucking adopt.

  • ray lee
    ray lee 19 days ago

    Right to choose to murder a baby in the womb?

  • Någon Hemlig
    Någon Hemlig 19 days ago +1

    I don't care what a politician says my rights are. I would never abandon my child, and I would never abandon the woman carrying my child. But if a woman would kill my child, I would abandon her in a heartbeat.

  • E. Finch
    E. Finch 19 days ago +5

    This guy is a philosopher in the making

    • E. Finch
      E. Finch 13 days ago

      Dennis M George Carlin is the GOAT

    • Dennis M
      Dennis M 15 days ago +1

      Comedians are the only smart people in Hollywood.

  • Ricky Castle
    Ricky Castle 21 day ago

    It’s funny and I like Dave stance on abortion but still the ladies remember that part of the child’s body isn’t theirs either so it is fair For the father to be involved. But then again like you said if I’m wrong then we are wrong

  • No2villager
    No2villager 21 day ago

    Homie lifted women empowerment for a few moments.... just to choke slam that shit through a table WWF style lol

  • R. Alejandro Zegarra
    R. Alejandro Zegarra 21 day ago +2

    He brings up a great valid point.

  • Hans Hoerdemann
    Hans Hoerdemann 21 day ago +1

    A seminal explanation about why people shouldn't have sex if they don't want a baby!

  • david jones
    david jones 22 days ago

    wrong, so wrong

    • Marcelo Gomez
      Marcelo Gomez 2 days ago

      why? just wrong on the part where he says that id you have a dick you don't have an opinion

  • Matthew Diaz
    Matthew Diaz 22 days ago +1

    When a mother wants her child she calls it her baby. When a mother wants to abort her child she calls it a fetus. No one has ever been to a fetus shower.

  • Mikaxo
    Mikaxo 23 days ago +1

    " if you got a dick you should shut up about abortion " I dislike this argument, men can care about their children. If I would got my girlfriend pregnant, I would be very happy, but also very upset if she decided to have an abortion and I could not prevent her.

    • Marcelo Gomez
      Marcelo Gomez 2 days ago

      ​@Oskar Holm Beuschel So now that iv'e scientifically proved that human life starts at conception so a fetus is a human life and so to abort him or her is murder, this comes to a very basic moral stance which is, is murder wrong? So now you put your ideology that you've adopted and decided not to question it, I will prove whatever and you will keep denying it and changing the topic so you are useless and predictable.Life is never a choice you don't even get asked if you wanna come to life. I am the on who is fighting for women's rights because you know what? millions of women are aborted every year there are more deaths for abortions than for firearms these human beings are thrown away without having a voice nor an opportunity and they don't even get respect, these planned parenthood guys sell their body parts and don't even make them a grave they throw what's left after selling their organs and you know what this is all about money so keep promoting the murder of this innocent fighters that just wanna get out and live the prosperous life they deserve just as any human at their beginning, just like you and me just to show how much o a feminist you are. That way of thinking you have is detestable.

    • Oskar Holm Beuschel
      Oskar Holm Beuschel 2 days ago

      @Marcelo Gomez there is nothing scientific about whether or not we should have abortions, that's just your opinion, I believe abortions should be free and available for all, and sexual education should be increased, especially in states such as Alabama. Alabama cares so much about the fetus, until it's born, since they have the worst education in the US.

    • Marcelo Gomez
      Marcelo Gomez 2 days ago

      @Oskar Holm Beuschel First of all, I was 100% talking about humans and I specifically said HUMAN beings not animals, you are just changing the topic because you got nothing to say and guess what animals don't have abortions.
      I'm not began at all, and if someone said to me "who would you save, a human or a rat" I would a hundred percent say a human and that would apply with any animal because as humans we should do what's best for our kind just as animals do, of course we don't need to abuse of them i'm not saying that but just take what's necessary we all need animal protein.

    • Oskar Holm Beuschel
      Oskar Holm Beuschel 2 days ago

      @Marcelo Gomez life begins when the women lays eggs, and thousands of eggs are killed every month. Also with your whole speech on "life" you sound vegan, not all life is equal, that's why humans have more rights than animals, even though they are both living beings.

    • Marcelo Gomez
      Marcelo Gomez 2 days ago

      @Oskar Holm Beuschel if parents don't have the money to take care of a child, they first should't have sex. They can give the baby on adoption if they are so poor.

  • Sarang Sharma
    Sarang Sharma 23 days ago +2

    Point counterpoint point, nailed it cheppelle

  • Dennis M
    Dennis M 23 days ago

    Progressivism is the belief women who don't want to be mothers can't keep it in their pants long enough to save up for a 30 dollar bottle of pills, but men who don't want to be parents can keep it in their pants for their entire lives.

  • Rofi Islam
    Rofi Islam 23 days ago +1

    He played the audience like a fiddle

  • dave sports
    dave sports 24 days ago

    Hahaha all the woman were like "Yeah! Whoo!" Then..."wait what just happened..."

  • rhinoboy
    rhinoboy 24 days ago +3

    All them bitches cheering till the money talk stepped in....

  • L.U. Rehuher
    L.U. Rehuher 24 days ago +4

    Yup. you cannot have your cake and eat it too. "if you can kill it then i can abandon it" .bars.

  • Eric Spicer
    Eric Spicer 25 days ago +2

    As much as this is funny as shit he also makes some damn good points lol

  • Danny Han
    Danny Han 25 days ago +87

    Feminists be like: "my body my choice, men have no say in the matter."
    Also feminists: "it was the men's fault i got pregnant so they need to step up and pay for my abortion or pay for child support."

    • Big blue Button man
      Big blue Button man 15 days ago +3

      @Dennis M They both turn themselves into parents when they both consent to sex.
      It's that simple.
      If you only care about the mother in the equation...sure, you can claim you care about women.
      ...You don't care about gender equality, however...

    • Nelo Breeze
      Nelo Breeze 21 day ago +3

      FETUS DELETUS!!!

    • Dennis M
      Dennis M 23 days ago +11

      Men have sex, women are the victims of sex. People say "a man got her pregnant", then never say "she made him a father."

  • Muhammad Zubair
    Muhammad Zubair 26 days ago

    Its not about the man or women.. it's about the child.. men vs women is not the issue.. the child is.. so everyone is wrong..

  • Budi Darmawan
    Budi Darmawan 27 days ago +1

    1:30
    "If you can kill thid motherfucka, I can at least abandon him"
    Wiser words have never been said.

  • cpgone
    cpgone 27 days ago +1

    Abortion is murder.. Straight up/
    Its a human growing inside.. Not a dog or banana

    • Oskar Holm Beuschel
      Oskar Holm Beuschel 13 days ago

      Isn't it also murder if it's a dog? What defines murder to you?

    • asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
      asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg 25 days ago

      @cpgone
      What a Pro-life thing to say, you dumb fuck! LOL!

    • cpgone
      cpgone 25 days ago +1

      @asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg To bad your mom didnt see you as a choice

    • asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
      asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg 27 days ago

      "Abortion is murder.."
      -Only in the minds of low IQ morons like yourself.

  • PIKUTO ZHIMOMI
    PIKUTO ZHIMOMI 28 days ago

    So he basically hits his ankle with microphone when ever he is laughing hard

  • Onyx Skull
    Onyx Skull 29 days ago

    The right way to put politics into a joke tbh

  • patricia Bermudez
    patricia Bermudez 29 days ago +1

    Hahahaha 👏👏👏👏👏

  • Ethereal Dweller
    Ethereal Dweller 29 days ago

    Ow.

  • Témitope Obinna
    Témitope Obinna Month ago +1

    My money my choice 🤣🤣

  • 360 Whiplash Snapback Liptap

    Now I ain't sayin' she a golddigger.

  • Alex Alexander
    Alex Alexander Month ago

    women, the gentler sex

  • Dick Fitswell
    Dick Fitswell Month ago +1

    19 million black babies murdered thanks to abortion. And the number keeps growing thanks to Planned Parenthood and Democrats. So if you want to know why the black population is stagnant when every other race is growing in America..... Go ask Planned Parenthood and the Democratic Party why?

    • asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
      asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg 27 days ago

      "19 million black babies murdered thanks to abortion."
      -Only in the minds of low IQ morons like yourself, that don't even know what 'murder' means.

  • chico necessary
    chico necessary Month ago

    Only a low life would say pro choice........

  • Jasmine Braham
    Jasmine Braham Month ago

    I feel like men are not made aware that they can waive their parental rights. Like deadbeat @$$hole, just sign the paper at family court. The debate isn't so much about abortion, but who's in control.

    • asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg
      asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg 27 days ago +1

      "I feel like men are not made aware that they can waive their parental rights."
      -Fathers can wave their obligations to pay child support??? Umm... no.

  • Brett Kavanaugh
    Brett Kavanaugh Month ago +1

    This is what I have been screaming. I say if abortion is a womens choice then it is a mens choice too choose if he wants to support the child. I was labeled a fake women. Yes my poly cystic ovaries and DD are fake smh

  • Paul _
    Paul _ Month ago

    "Sticks and Stones," best comedy show ever.
    until democrats performance in 2020 elections

  • Paul _
    Paul _ Month ago

    don't make the man pay.
    you chose to pull your pants down.
    my money my choice

  • Paul _
    Paul _ Month ago

    right to choose to kill themselves
    but the child has a right to life.
    the mother and baby are not connected.

  • Talim Palomino
    Talim Palomino Month ago

    At first I didn’t agree with him, but now my eyes have been opened

  • The Mujin Windrusher
    The Mujin Windrusher Month ago +2

    This bait and switch was epic. Chappelle is a genius.

  • m0nkey
    m0nkey Month ago

    More men should get vasectomies. I wish there were better, less drastic birth control options for men.

  • Tim earl
    Tim earl Month ago

    Without child support I bet you women would not have a baby unless they could afford it which most can't and still have babies. The man getting played if it doesn't workout...

  • Jerick Bonsilao
    Jerick Bonsilao Month ago

    Feminists: Not gonna lie, they got us in the first half...

  • roger
    roger Month ago

    All them bitches pro abortion that don’t wear a condom are screaming woooooo.

  • Kern Huerta
    Kern Huerta Month ago

    wowowo I love my son and I am grateful. but he does have a point. some woman just want the money.

  • Rex Quite
    Rex Quite Month ago

    0:40 lol I just dont kill sorry

  • xtremeo g
    xtremeo g Month ago

    If you can pay child support then you have kids if you dont pay then you dont have kids simple as that .

  • Zoes Dada
    Zoes Dada Month ago

    You don't have the first clue

  • Simple Jack
    Simple Jack Month ago +1

    Funniest acts have been the one containing hardest truths that public avert from. Whether its this masterpiece of Dave's or any other work by George Carlin, Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock. ❤️

  • Lebron James
    Lebron James Month ago

    I dont fully understand his last line "If I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong"..someone explain

    • redninelowdog
      redninelowdog 14 days ago

      He's saying that if you think it's wrong for a father to abandon his own child, you should also think it's wrong for a mother to be allowed to have an abortion. Hence the phrase, "If I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong." If you don't think a father should have the right to abandon his own child in the form of not paying child support, then you shouldn't support a mother's right to abort either.

  • cyclesmoking
    cyclesmoking Month ago +8

    Perfect logic really. The woman chooses whether or not she wants to have the baby, because it’s her body. She can abort and the guy has no say in that matter. He might even be devastated if she chooses to abort.
    BUT, if she chooses to have the baby and he wanted the abortion, then it should at least be his choice to determine how involved he will be with the baby, if at all.
    “If you can kill this mother fucker, then I can at least abandon him.”

  • hothotheat3000
    hothotheat3000 Month ago

    He’s 100% right. If the guy straight up says I WILL NOT BE INVOLVED IF YOU HAVE THIS KID and then you have the kid, that is on you.

  • Arjoon Bessaye
    Arjoon Bessaye Month ago +2

    Hoes went 100 to 0 when they heard about the money real quick.

  • Artie Rupinen
    Artie Rupinen Month ago +3

    "I'm not for abortion."
    "Whoo hoo!"
    "Oh shut up N****."
    I'm dead. XD