Xi Jinping: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Published on Jun 18, 2018
  • Chinese president Xi Jinping is amassing an alarming amount of political power. If only his propaganda videos made the idea of unrestricted authority seem as troubling as the concept of singing children.
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  • jackiechan511
    jackiechan511 19 hours ago

    Maybe consumers in the USA should stop buying goods made in china

  • Harald Schuster
    Harald Schuster 23 hours ago

    Well, in terms of lists there's also Mr. Schindler's ... not ALL lists are bad :)

  • Shazarah Ramesar

    Anyone else thought about that one episode of Black mirror with the social rating thing

  • brandanalsexisbad
    brandanalsexisbad Day ago +1

    China is a materialization of 1984, and no one do nothing.

  • Alink Sherlock
    Alink Sherlock Day ago

    USA:OMG! Xi is so serious about jokes, anyway, all Chinese like that.
    China: So all you like Trump?
    scary.....

  • 赵家辉
    赵家辉 Day ago

    看着这群外国人黑中国和习大大自嗨的样子,虽然觉得恶心,但心里还是有点小开心的。开心是因为这群人并不知道中国在发生什么,带着偏见和自大的目光恶意批判。就像大刘说的:毁灭人类的,不是无知和弱小,而是傲慢。看着国外这群人,我对中国的未来充满了希望。这么一群人,作为队友可能带不动,但作为对手。。。。。

  • Michael e Haddad

    Surprised he didn't talk about the insane amount of stimulus and debt taken on to fuel the expansion. The next global crisis is likely to come from China as a result of the preceding sentence.

  • vince baldwin
    vince baldwin 2 days ago

    Donald Trump's IQ is between 65 and 75 that's on the high-end combined with dementia his demise is soon approaching!

    • vince baldwin
      vince baldwin Day ago

      I think if Pelosi and the Democrats would impeach then many in the GOP would grow a spine!

    • Michael e Haddad
      Michael e Haddad Day ago

      I hate him too but he isn't going anywhere.

  • hshs wonova
    hshs wonova 2 days ago

    11:05 HAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

  • coolascats
    coolascats 2 days ago

    wait, wth??? is lwt costing of the money now?

  • jay getts
    jay getts 2 days ago

    Who would've thought that a disgusting country like china would something like that.... KAPPA

  • Cheeseatingjunglista

    Trump wants to be Xi, he wants to control, he wants military parades, etc he just dont have the skillz

  • Josny13
    Josny13 3 days ago

    Bit unfair; How is China supposed to use technology to get pandas to fuck? By creating a panda-speaking robot-AI marriage officiant?

  • HaleyHalcyon - Gaming Channel

    china pre-xi: hide and bide
    chine post-xi: expand and command

  • HaleyHalcyon - Gaming Channel

    “Kommunist Kars 4 Kids”
    Absolutely-they're both weirdly and unfittingly reggae.

  • Tristan Wolfe
    Tristan Wolfe 4 days ago

    I think the surveillance of wiggers is probably a good idea

  • TWSTF 8
    TWSTF 8 4 days ago +1

    Our President is arguably the best thing to happen to Xi Jinping in the last few years.
    As embarrassing as he is lol he's definitely, "making China great again."
    Besides being a TOTAL fraud, So far, in just over two years in office, he has already;
    ▫️Implemented and enforces a border policy that literally puts kids in cages.
    ▫️Overrode American National Security decision to give security clearance to his daughter and son-in-law.
    ▫️Repeatedly humps the American flag.
    ▫️Actually called Nazi's, after a fatal domestic terrorism incident; "Very fine people."
    ▫️After promising to do so on multiple occasions, he STILL hasn't released tax returns.
    ▫️He began his 2016 political career by starting a racist conspiracy about the first African American President's birth certificate.
    ▫️Thought Frederick Douglass was still alive.
    ▫️Tried, multiple times, to ban an entire religious group, Muslims, from entering the United States.
    ▫️Gave a speech about a sex boat to boy scouts.
    ▫️He ruined Kanye.
    ▫️He has continuously sided with dictators over his own US intelligence agencies.
    ▫️He spelled, "Melania," wrong.
    ▫️He threatened to jail his political opponents.
    ▫️COVFEFE
    ▫️He is beloved by White Supremacists, White Nationalists, and Neo-Nazis. {Exhibit A; This Video}
    ▫️He is surrounded by convicted criminals.
    ▫️He fathered Don Jr.
    ▫️He is a highly public and well documented pathological liar. {Over 10,000 since Jan 20th 2017 as of April 30th 2019}
    ▫️He couldn't remember the words to, "God Bless America"
    ▫️He CURRENTLY faces 19+ credible sexual assault litigations.
    ▫️He threw paper towels at hurricane victims.
    ▫️He paid to silence a Porn Star and a Playboy model with whom he had affairs two weeks before his election. {spending a total of $130,000 each to avoid publication and electoral transparency.}
    ▫️He regularly insults John McCain while still refusing to say an unkind word about Vladimir Putin.
    ▫️He regularly insults long-time US allies.
    ▫️He publicly attacks private American citizens on Twitter.
    ▫️He publicly insults and undermines his own US Intelligence Agencies.
    ▫️He publicly denigrates Gold Star families.
    ▫️He gets in Twitter fueds with Saturday Night Live.
    ▫️He is currently under State and Federal investigation for violating multiple campaign finance laws.
    ▫️He claimed to be, "very stable genius."
    ▫️He called African Nations, "Shithole countries."
    ▫️He buried the taxpayer Government report on Climate Change.
    ▫️He endorsed alleged child molester Roy Moore.
    ▫️He can't close an umbrella.
    ▫️He regularly calls the Constitutionally protected Free Press, "the enemy of the people."
    ▫️He claimed, without evidence, that 5 million people voted illegally in the 2016 election, and that all of those illegal votes were for his opponents.
    ▫️He was recorded, on tape, bragging that, because he's famous, he can get away with molesting/sexually assaulting Women.
    ▫️ After more than two years in office, he STILL hasn't put forth nominees for over half of the Senate confirmed; Cabinet, Government, or Executive Branch positions.
    ▫️After agreeing publicly to sign a bill that would add 1.5 Billion dollars for border security, he watched backlash from Fox "News," Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter and the very next morning reversed and refused to sign, causing the Federal Government to shut down for OVER a month.
    I mean, Whether Trump's acts were, "criminal," or not, whether his conduct regarding Obstruction of Justice rose to the, "criminal," legal standard or not, and whether his Campaign's contacts with Russians during the Campaign were sufficiently illicit, or not, to rise to the level of a, "Criminal Conspiracy," they are without QUESTION; Dishonest, Unethical, Immoral, and Unpatriotic, and should be condemned by EVERY American.
    But, really.
    There's literally hundreds of reasons to objectively consider Trump a complete disaster every American should be at the very least embarrassed about, but some comments are just too, "wordy," lol

  • TWSTF 8
    TWSTF 8 4 days ago +1

    I looked up, "Optimism," lol in the Oxford English Dictionary and it read;
    optimism
    /ˈɒptɪmɪz(ə)m/
    ◽Origin
    ▫️Mid 18th century from French optimisme
    ◽NOUN
    ▫️Hopefulness and confidence about the future or the success of something.
    'the talks had been amicable and there were grounds for optimism’
    ◽Philosophy;
    ▫️The doctrine, especially as set forth by Leibniz, that this world is the best of all possible worlds.
    ‘His early optimism was soon overshadowed by a radical doctrine of grace.’
    ‘Candide, Voltaire's critique of optimism, is itself an ineliminably upbeat book.’
    ▫️The belief that good must ultimately prevail over evil in the universe.
    (what's the comments section for lol if not shit like that, eh?!😂👍)

  • Stardust Nothing
    Stardust Nothing 4 days ago +1

    I wish john would make another piece on china

    • Stardust Nothing
      Stardust Nothing Day ago

      zhulia yeah, especially with their citizen rating system I’d like to see a piece on that

    • zhulia
      zhulia 3 days ago

      I do too. China isn't going away.

  • mr. JDP P
    mr. JDP P 5 days ago

    I've been keeping up with the social credit system. It's a fucking dystopia nightmare not funny at all.
    What's the saddest part u have middle class parents with a typical.9-5 job with a kid, they just think it's so dandy (obviously u cant be 100% certain since saying u disagree in on camera probaly lowers your score) thinking it's a good way to automize cops jobs.

  • Paitoon Suriyawongpaisal

    The then deputy primister of China mr.Li ke qiang said that China's GDP figure was man made and unreliable figures especially the local ones.

  • Paitoon Suriyawongpaisal

    The then deputy primister of China mr.Li ke qiang said that China's GDP figure was man made and unreliable figures especially the local ones.

  • Beena Plumber
    Beena Plumber 5 days ago

    Something I look forward to on every show is the obligatory picture of an adorable, innocent kid in a creepy situation. It's way better when it's over the top like this video, and that boy singing "Fuck the European Union!" Wouldn't you like to be that ten-year-old who gets to go to school and say, "Did you see me on TV? Yeah, I sang 'fuck' nine times in three minutes. How was your weekend?" Some cool parents out there. :)

  • Suraj Pradhan
    Suraj Pradhan 5 days ago

    How good is he! Salut Mr Oliver

  • acebasespace
    acebasespace 5 days ago

    lmao is that video real? so embarrassing that how china sees Westerners. white corny rapping. theyr not all wrong but so bad

  • Samantha Brown
    Samantha Brown 6 days ago +7

    "let's just put America to the side for a minute"
    Maga boi: 😡 noooooo America first

    • Blue Sky
      Blue Sky 3 days ago +1

      I roam around my house shouting America first in trumps accent 😂😂😂😂

  • joshua ooroth
    joshua ooroth 6 days ago +12

    *this video may not be avalible in your country*

    • The Brothers Blue
      The Brothers Blue 2 days ago

      lol this woulda had way more upvotes like four months ago.

  • The Most Interesting Man On Youtube

    China's president is the first one to Identify as Xi

  • Grungepuppy 99
    Grungepuppy 99 6 days ago

    Having children dropping f bombs in a song is disgusting not cute

  • Naod Mesfin
    Naod Mesfin 6 days ago

    xi jinping is the greatest ruler .

  • Jose Borjas
    Jose Borjas 6 days ago +1

    Very much anti-chinese

  • Doye Ratliff
    Doye Ratliff 7 days ago

    China doesn't waste money on bullshit wars.

  • Scaitan
    Scaitan 7 days ago

    Xi's cake?

  • qrppdc
    qrppdc 7 days ago

    Sorry John Oliver and company did not touch on the debt trap of the belt and road initiative, as third world countries upon default of loans turn over infrastructure projects such as ports to China. Or the illegal harvesting of human organs of practitioners of the outlawed religion, Fong Gong.

  • birdman33369
    birdman33369 7 days ago

    As always. Partial truths from a snake tongued rat. Trade war with China = BAD for China you purposefully dumb fuck. Trump sais EVERY politician is a friend and great.

    Prime minister May of Britain: tvclip.biz/video/Vo6nGm5K4Lk/video.html at 15:50 (who he hates)
    Kim Jong Un: tvclip.biz/video/j9oPaL4EsOg/video.html at 0:40 (who he called a small dick rocket man like a year back)
    Angela Merkel: tvclip.biz/video/OI3TSF8emZI/video.html (who he holds responsible for the destruction of Europe)
    Putin: you sheep have heard edited sound bites
    China: just heard it
    Justin Trudeau: tvclip.biz/video/a8RHXvRPLfw/video.html

    Literally anyone is a friend and a strong lead and great. It's called fucking diplomacy. You may think Trump sucks at it, but at least the guy is trying.

  • Edward Wood
    Edward Wood 8 days ago

    Avians do not have external genitals. Chew on that John.

  • Manchester Is Blue
    Manchester Is Blue 8 days ago

    screaming=funny

  • Scott C
    Scott C 8 days ago

    I suspect this appraisal is biased. If you detailed what corporate entities do in the USA I think China may emerge on top ...morally that is. The US doesn't imprison people for their beliefs, like China, but for the color of their skin. China manipulates business deals ..big freaking deal!....what then do we make of US imperialism, invasion occupation of the middle east, vietnam, Iraq etc etc. One can go on and on, ...and Trump or the US is in no way in a position to call out China. Seriously John, (kiwi to pom) I think you're blind - for sure the US (meaning it's controlling military industrial complex - the corporations) is an order of magnitude the greater peril to the world than anything China does currently or has done. China of course is in this/acts for itself - as a nation - and probably has a mind to be a great nation, the US, is a cabal of astoundingly selfish interests - each of which will sell their grandmother if required (or find an african american grandmother to send in her stead...etc, you get the idea ...we live in western allied countries - it's almost impossible to see the US imperialism from within that world. But any fair examination surely paints the US as the thing to worry about.

  • sailorxbd A
    sailorxbd A 8 days ago

    Like watching a live version of Charlie Hebdo,there is ever so much hard work goes into the show business in states.

  • Frisk Dremurr
    Frisk Dremurr 8 days ago +1

    What is really interesting is when foreign exchange students visited my school, and I asked them if censorship in China, they said it didn’t bother them.

  • 1manuscriptman
    1manuscriptman 8 days ago +4

    You can LITERALLY go to prison in China for referring to XI as Winnie the Pooh. China is literally becoming a Police State .

  • Star Fyodperor
    Star Fyodperor 9 days ago

    GB also has great "technological" advances, yet no female is found to fuck with this excuse of a journalist-comedian.

  • mr internet
    mr internet 9 days ago

    This unfunny shill is unbearable

  • Adam
    Adam 9 days ago

    It’s like having power overly centralized is a bad idea, eh comrades?

  • Databender
    Databender 9 days ago

    Political correctness

  • wayneyang1
    wayneyang1 10 days ago

    now matter what you say, we chinese like him. more the you like Trump, haha

    • Caden Benton
      Caden Benton 9 days ago

      wayneyang1 What does that Xi boot taste like?

  • winnie xi
    winnie xi 10 days ago

    .......

  • hmmm
    hmmm 10 days ago

    Most westerners tend to overestimate Xi’s power, the structure of the Chinese government is way more complex. But nobody cares, can’t make a meme out of it after all.

  • qing zhang
    qing zhang 10 days ago

    终于知道为啥国外这么多人反中,仇华了, 一派胡言的脱口秀节目这么多人信以为真。
    I finally know why so many people don't like, even hate, China.
    It was just a show, a joke, but people believed it was the truth.
    If you really want to know the truth, then come here to China.
    I really hope people could know and understand and respect each other more.

    • DOC
      DOC 4 days ago

      视频里面哪条说的不对?跟新闻联播不一样就是一派胡言?傻逼

    • Samagra Dev
      Samagra Dev 9 days ago

      qing zhang Do you seriously believe that this entire video was a joke?

  • Jon Lee
    Jon Lee 10 days ago

    well,sth you said is true but generally to use analogue and mimic metaphor and try to compare it in West, is very western-center and bias , some times ignorant, sometimes offensive. of course no one hail really about the life-long election, but really? is it good to make fun of all the beaucracy of one place? I bet you won't make jokes on Saudi Arabic, or muslim.

    • Jon Lee
      Jon Lee 9 days ago

      @Samagra Dev well, the problem maybe not only it's not accurate and fail to project the comprehensive image of one complex system as big as Europe, but it will lose the fun right. still very western-center and somehow cowardly ignorant.

    • Samagra Dev
      Samagra Dev 9 days ago

      Jon Lee he does that more than he mocks China.

  • worker 4621836
    worker 4621836 10 days ago

    What’s really funny is that the US also has a permanent unelected government with its own media which controls the media narrative, the only difference is that most the US population is naive enough to believe the facade of democracy that hides it whereas China just openly says ‘yeah, we’re a one party state, deal with it.’

  • Made in China 2025
    Made in China 2025 10 days ago

    I thought this guy knew something, but turns out he's not as smart as he pretends to be.

  • Joss Dionne
    Joss Dionne 10 days ago

    The Poo for president, still better than a Trump guy... Who wonders?!
    Disney's World, out there...

  • Dan Burlacu
    Dan Burlacu 10 days ago +2

    Chinauncensored takes China government to task. Once you loose your basic right you are dead or a puppet kind of same. Oliver didn't mention Xi want to build a communism society with Chinese characters, the irony is they will run out of characters eventually. The words that are banned will outnumber the one in use.

  • Tony
    Tony 11 days ago

    Don't think we don't have censorship here in the west. tvclip.biz/video/vZBa5-wFAfQ/video.html

  • D
    D 11 days ago +4

    At least it's easy to get drunk in public in China

  • Earl Butz
    Earl Butz 11 days ago

    You forgot to mention he hates Canada. He has cancelled trade, held 2 Canadians hostage and sentenced another to death for drug trafficking. Canada is holding a Huawei executive at the request of the U.S. She is under house arrest in a mansion in Vancouver.

  • John Chung
    John Chung 11 days ago

    I like the fun parts but the credit score things are not true. Where did you get these road side news?

  • johnas2004
    johnas2004 11 days ago

    BBC on Muslim family separations:www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-48825090

  • BAMF RECON
    BAMF RECON 11 days ago

    Cool video until they had little kids dropping the F bomb.

  • Nick Lemon
    Nick Lemon 11 days ago

    that girl sucks at guitar.

  • Amelia Nelson
    Amelia Nelson 11 days ago +8

    12:12
    Holy shit, this sounds like an episode of Black Mirror

  • Yohannes.P Ainsaba
    Yohannes.P Ainsaba 11 days ago +1

    America, your moral high horse died a longtime ago. The way you criticize others while you have the worse human rights indice is outright funny. How many people do you have in your jails for instance? Do not worry, i will wait.

  • Ugh Li
    Ugh Li 12 days ago

    Thank you 🙏,. You surprise me that you really make sense. Thank your. Like your show 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • Willian Dias
    Willian Dias 13 days ago

    Nobel peace prize winner Huge Elbow

  • TJ Curly
    TJ Curly 13 days ago

    Well , Trump must be wondering - what , China’s president for life ! How on earth that china xi something got that kind of job ? What about “ an American President for Life “ that’s always in my dreams. The guy must know something I don’t know , let me add him on my buddy list .

  • LeFuq
    LeFuq 13 days ago +2

    Learn more about China ... : like socialism, social credit system, state run mass murder, torture and organ harvest ?

    • Nicolás Fraile
      Nicolás Fraile 11 days ago

      LeFuq
      Yep, they miss organ harvest in this one

  • Parker Westman
    Parker Westman 13 days ago +1

    不要忘记共产党在天安门杀戮了无数的民众。总有一天中国共产党崩溃、中国四分五裂。Death to CCP!

  • Salad SALAD
    Salad SALAD 13 days ago +3

    What happened to the 2 people against Xi being the emperor for life.


    well, nothing good I suppose.

  • Dru Blood
    Dru Blood 13 days ago +5

    Every kid in the video at the end was just permanently banned from entering China! I wonder if they realized that when they were filming it?