The Summit: A Trump-Kim Love Story

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  • Published on May 24, 2018
  • Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un were an unlikely couple. And maybe still are.
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Comments • 197

  • Ed Thatch
    Ed Thatch Month ago

    "if there is one" hahahahahahwe'reallgunnadiehahahahaha

  • Jack bharucha
    Jack bharucha Month ago

    Trump x Putin OTP

  • Kit Coffey
    Kit Coffey Month ago

    Reminiscent of John Mulaney's "Jerry Orbach's Eyes" bit. :-)

  • Ririko Tomikawa
    Ririko Tomikawa Month ago

    The Vice President wouldn’t approve.

  • affluent couple
    affluent couple Month ago

    White Male Asian Female Love Story - WMAF. All the attributes of these two lovebirds combined make this a true love story.
    The Asian woman in this movie (Kim) is so stubby and short, just perfect for the white male who wants his asian woman like that. *YES*
    the white guy (trump) is an old man with a mind filled with racism after getting
    pwned into a girly man who avoided Vietnam. *YES*
    no pretty white woman would want the white man in the story *YES*
    Old white man, young asian woman *YES*
    Ok Late Show, I get it. That was a direct stab at WMAF pairings. Both have something to prove. You guys at the Late Show are such great subliminal communicators. *AND KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK*

  • james evarts
    james evarts Month ago

    asdf

  • don simpson
    don simpson Month ago

    Trump will screw it up that's what he does best

  • mukund p
    mukund p Month ago

    Liberals with media connections hate Trump so much they are basking in this schadenfreude at the cost of peace. Sad.

  • end4ira
    end4ira Month ago +1

    June 12th is kinda of a Valentine's day in Brazil! Lol

  • Anti Trumpster
    Anti Trumpster Month ago +2

    But wait.....there is another man who wants the love of Trump and is a green eyed monster on KJU...... John Bolton. Stayed tuned when John says to Donald...come on baby ...push my button...come on...I dare ya.

  • Locust Zedicus
    Locust Zedicus Month ago

    Spoiler Alert
    They don't.

  • Ingrid Channon
    Ingrid Channon Month ago

    w e

  • A Naam
    A Naam Month ago

    “Please consider treating Trump, Trump Junior and Eric as three kids, because in essence we all are to a certain degree.” - Al Frank and somebody else I'm sure, believe me
    Yeah I'm a diplomat. The best diplomat. Can tie my own shoes, just lost the certificate to prove that though. Mt.

  • Nisha L
    Nisha L Month ago

    And then it got cancelled...

  • arv in
    arv in Month ago

    SERIOUSLY

  • Bob Miller
    Bob Miller Month ago +1

    "I'm just a dotard...standing in front of a dictator...asking him to marry me."

  • BeachBum
    BeachBum Month ago

    Interesting, because Noam Chomsky says the doomsday clock is @ 2 minutes to 12:00, first time since 1953.

  • Ben Sawyer
    Ben Sawyer Month ago

    Aaaaaaaaand it's gone.

  • brian brush
    brian brush Month ago

    weather it works or not they'll still end up banging each other

  • pop5678eye
    pop5678eye Month ago

    DT got sucker-punched by Kim.

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch Month ago

    What a jackass steve cornholebert latenight asshole prick fuck.

  • Arezuiisms
    Arezuiisms Month ago +1

    This video is simultaneously so cursed yet so blessed.

  • Aris
    Aris Month ago

    No nobel prize then?

  • michael angelo
    michael angelo Month ago +2

    Well we just found out there isn't going to be a summit....

  • Yoda
    Yoda Month ago

    Nope

  • Wicher
    Wicher Month ago

    Hey Stephen. You know Trump probably would've watched this. Next time, probably never, support a good thing! This summit was a rare opportunity and now it's dead. Trump takes most advice from people from tv. This video was crap anyway. I don't especially like Trumps cabinet myself, but this ONE thing was a good thing. You're probably not main reason Trump cancelled summit, but i'm pretty sure you're a reason. Trump watched this crap video! Hate him, fine. But hate him for the bad things he says and does. This ONE thing was a good thing. Haters gonna hate i suppose. I usually like you a lot, but for now; FUCK YOU Stephen. Just FUCK YOU. It is possible i'll still hate you tomorrow when you make a video about Trumps cancelation. It will probably feel very hypocritical to me when you burn him for that. Sorry for grammatical errors. I'm dutch.

    • Steeve
      Steeve Month ago +1

      dafuq? bruh, literally EVERYONE KNEW THIS SHIT WASN'T GONNA WORK. Are you living in a dreamworld? Yeah, it's a good thing that NK wanted to reach out, and if we had any other president, this situation might've been hopeful. But it's fucking Trump. You yourself admit the president of the united states is a fucking moron who listens to TV personalities instead of his own aides.. Trump is a JOKE through and through and UNTIL the very moment something good and concrete actually happens, he doesn't deserve praise or encouragement. He needs to earn that after all the personal gain his family has gotten and the daily lying and subterfuge he perpetually communicates from the white house and on Twitter. There was a 0% chance this was going to work. The joke here is that while Colbert did acknowledge the summit as a good thing in past videos, no matter what Trump will 100% find a way to definitely ruin it because... well.. Trump.

    • Wicher
      Wicher Month ago

      frieza65 i will have to sleep soon. It's 2.00 AM where i am. I will respond to you. Please don't insult. It will backfire. Attack me on grammar; weak. Second language anyway. Arguments only please. Ik promise on my mothers life (i love her) that i will only respond in kind. Use better arguments and you win. Good night.

    • Wicher
      Wicher Month ago

      frieza65 you're a special kind of answer i see. A marked one. I will not respond to insults. I do not respond to the usual tactics. Arguments, that's it basically.

    • Wicher
      Wicher Month ago

      frieza65 yes. He's taking advice from the television! Everybody with two brain cells knows this! Yes, Trump is completely unfit as president! He's a douche. Stephen has more than two brain cells. I admire Stephen, but his Trump hate has gotten out of control. You say he liked prospect of this summit? Great way of showing it. No, great way of showing my point that haters gonna hate. If you say he liked summit, then i don't need to wait till tomorrow. Arguments please. No insults. That's so Trumpian.

    • frieza65
      frieza65 Month ago +1

      You're an idiot. If Trump takes advice from people on TV in order to make important decisions, then that's his failing as a person. Nobody's fault but his. Also, Colbert has stated that the summit was a good thing. He never badmouthed the potential good that could come of it. So you don't even have a real point. Because you're an idiot.

  • sexychristie11
    sexychristie11 Month ago

    Can we just talk about how the summit is scheduled on dickheads birthday lol as if he wasn't already full of himself enough

  • Crazy Batman
    Crazy Batman Month ago

    Didn't anticipate the breakup in the offing?

  • MrCalifornia1234
    MrCalifornia1234 Month ago +8

    This was so yesterday.

  • Gabriel Shepard
    Gabriel Shepard Month ago +1

    Whoever came up with the pun “bomb com” needs to be promoted.
    Or fired. I’m not sure which one.

  • contactkeithstack
    contactkeithstack Month ago

    yeah about that summit

  • Prof. Weed
    Prof. Weed Month ago

    Yup, it's theatre.

  • SCBJQ
    SCBJQ Month ago +1

    Trump already chickened out of the meeting.

  • Qeisama
    Qeisama Month ago

    This reminds of the song, "Celebrated head of state or especially great communicator, did they have brain or knowledge? Psssh don't make me laugh"
    The song perfectly summed up Trump lol.

  • knowitsome nobile
    knowitsome nobile Month ago +1

    Spoilers alert...comment section

  • knowitsome nobile
    knowitsome nobile Month ago

    What's on 12 June??????

  • Nel Leo
    Nel Leo Month ago

    It’s official. Dumb and dumber here have gotten off love boat!

  • Lena Ghio
    Lena Ghio Month ago

    Now we know: their love is over

  • ziljin
    ziljin Month ago +2

    Summer blockbuster of the year!

  • Rusty Bauder
    Rusty Bauder Month ago

    Nope. Not anymore

  • David Kempton
    David Kempton Month ago +3

    And it's ALREADY out-of-date! This is the Trump universe, NOTHING is stable, ALL is chaos, and Trump thinks he is in control by being out of control.
    Classic con.

  • Ernesto Marcos
    Ernesto Marcos Month ago +4

    "...if there is one". Nope.

  • borot man
    borot man Month ago

    Spoilers: It won't. Thanks, dotard.

  • Jacques Blaque
    Jacques Blaque Month ago +2

    Obviously, the Nobel committee will have to look elsewhere. Too bad, trumpettes! Thanks for playing, though.

  • Charlstownraces
    Charlstownraces Month ago +3

    Lol the summit is canceled

  • Chase Foster
    Chase Foster Month ago +3

    This aged perfectly.

  • tubularap
    tubularap Month ago +5

    And ... only a couple of hours after this video was posted, Trampoline cancelled the whole meeting, feeling it was "inappropriate" because Pense was called a "political dummy" by NK. Yes, Donnie 2-scoops is playing peekaboo with the whole planet at stake.

  • Sayori Tateshina
    Sayori Tateshina Month ago

    Must be a Fox production, because The Summit has been cancelled!

  • Alex .Wallace
    Alex .Wallace Month ago

    I have some bad news for you all. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-north-korea-summit-cancel-us-kim-jong-un-a8367306.html

  • Badar Shahzad
    Badar Shahzad Month ago +11

    No they won't

  • Apt215 Melissa Brown

    Not doh-turd, doh-tar-d.

  • Brandon Stieve
    Brandon Stieve Month ago +3

    Sorry it was canceled ☹️

  • mc st
    mc st Month ago

    Aaaand just got cancelled... But on tomorrow, how knows?!

  • retnavybrat
    retnavybrat Month ago

    And it now looks like the "release date" has been indefinitely postponed.
    www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-cancels-north-korea-summit/index.html

  • blue4me43
    blue4me43 Month ago +16

    We really miss President Barack Obama. I wish he was still our POTUS.

  • vertabrate1
    vertabrate1 Month ago

    so when does trump get his nobel peace prize lol

    • retnavybrat
      retnavybrat Month ago

      I didn't know if you knew about the cancellation when you originally posted. 🙂

    • vertabrate1
      vertabrate1 Month ago

      yeah i was being sarcastic.

    • retnavybrat
      retnavybrat Month ago

      Not anytime soon. The summit is off.

  • Ed jo
    Ed jo Month ago +5

    Yup. they broke up.

  • acunrgdf
    acunrgdf Month ago +15

    Aaaaand... it's gone

  • Mike Sung
    Mike Sung Month ago +14

    The timing... as if you were waiting for the news just now

  • _IA_ WOT Blitz
    _IA_ WOT Blitz Month ago

    jajajajajajajajaajajajajajaajaja...

  • Helgali
    Helgali Month ago +2

    June 12th is actually Valentine's day in Brazil.
    (But with a different saint patron, Antony).

  • pat comerford
    pat comerford Month ago +1

    No closed captions - bummer! Thumps down!

  • Benzaiten
    Benzaiten Month ago

    oh wow, The Late Show pretty much predicted it'll never take place, no?

    • Benzaiten
      Benzaiten Month ago +1

      true, in fact most thought so but this timing by the Late Show? they're good!

    • retnavybrat
      retnavybrat Month ago +1

      I think most people knew that was a strong possibility.

  • Nexus
    Nexus Month ago +45

    Lol timing ...and the summit is cancelled. Trump waits nervously by his phone for Kim to beg him back....

  • The Melissa Show
    The Melissa Show Month ago +6

    I fell over when he looks through the binoculars 😍

  • Dave Gallagher
    Dave Gallagher Month ago

    This will be just like two spoiled 3 year old children trying to play in the same playpen.

  • WK. Rugene
    WK. Rugene Month ago +13

    Already envisioning the 'Pull-out' jokes coming out.

  • VianneyCreates
    VianneyCreates Month ago

    Too soon! It looks like it's "won't they," and there will not be a June 12. Good work, Republicans.

  • ForeverMe543
    ForeverMe543 Month ago

    Except just a few minutes ago trump canceled it, so only good things can come of that. Prepare thy asses for death.

  • JohnSpot
    JohnSpot Month ago

    If nuclear wars going to happen, can it at least wait till after June 13th? I have tickets to Hamilton for then

  • Abhirup Bose
    Abhirup Bose Month ago +7

    Its cancelled..I am from the future

  • To Max
    To Max Month ago +90

    ANNNNNNNNNNND THE SUMMIT IS GONE

  • Daniel Yu
    Daniel Yu Month ago +4

    The peace summit has already been cancelled. :feelsgoodman:

  • Seung Jin Lee
    Seung Jin Lee Month ago +4

    Oh boy, too bad the meeting is canceled as of this day. Well, I guess Donald Trump really didn't want that Noble Peace Prize. I wonder how many people did not see this coming...
    NO ONE.

  • Mr_RGP
    Mr_RGP Month ago +3

    Cancel the summit, production is in development hell.

    • retnavybrat
      retnavybrat Month ago

      The stars can't agree on who gets top billing. 😀

  • ShinobiNintendo
    ShinobiNintendo Month ago +3

    Dumb and Dumber 3

  • LordAaronus
    LordAaronus Month ago

    why does the thumbnail look like a fat ass

  • RockWithAGun ;
    RockWithAGun ; Month ago +1

    Annnnd Trump pulled out. I'm going to say they won't.

  • Cowboy Hank
    Cowboy Hank Month ago +21

    0:48 "If there is one" well I guess you called it, since he just cancelled it a few minutes ago 😂😂😂😂

    • asteroidbuckle
      asteroidbuckle Month ago +4

      I interpreted it as "if there is a June 12." You know, because of the threat of nuclear annihilation and all. But this interpretation works, too!

    • retnavybrat
      retnavybrat Month ago +3

      I think quite a few people suspected from the beginning that the summit wasn't going to happen.

  • Person McPerson
    Person McPerson Month ago +3

    lol, "This Summit" find out June 12th if there is one....

    • Person McPerson
      Person McPerson Month ago +2

      lol, yeah just found out. The current U.S. President is an unreliable liar...what a surprise!

    • susan p
      susan p Month ago +2

      Person McPerson there isn't.
      ..🤣🤣

  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison

    Trump & Kim, starring in “Brokeback DMZ”.

    • Tolerance
      Tolerance Month ago

      Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison ......Kim Jung won't be pulling out tho...😂☝️

  • cynthia van teylingen

    yeah if there is one ever this romantic lovydovey movie style i like hahahah

  • Firnon Zodd
    Firnon Zodd Month ago +15

    "Find out June 12th. If there is one."
    If Trump's people keep mentioning Libya there probably won't be

  • Bertie Brown
    Bertie Brown Month ago

    Damn it...I was hoping this would have the female translator. That shit fucking kills me.

  • Almagiri Mai
    Almagiri Mai Month ago +3

    Disney Cartoons couldn't have written this..... the world has become a caricature of itself, with nukes. Insanity all around. I want to get off at the next stop...........

  • bisquitnspanky
    bisquitnspanky Month ago +2

    The nuke site they are talking about destroying collapsed on itself killing 200 people. It's "pre-destroyed". They've done this before years ago when they pretended to destroy a nuke site for the cameras. Nothing new in the DPRK. Trump wants to help Kim stay in power and make money for both of them in the North Korean dictatorship. Easy.

  • Richard Parker
    Richard Parker Month ago +9

    I hope kim jong takes trump as a hostage. The only thing better than trump in prison is... trump in North Korean prison. 🤔
    🇨🇳🤡

    • Evan Nibbe
      Evan Nibbe Month ago +1

      What would be funny would be seeing Mike Pence explain why the U.S. isn’t doing anything to secure his release and trying to act as though he still cares about Trump so that the Trumpers don’t vote against him.

    • retnavybrat
      retnavybrat Month ago +4

      North Korea would probably be begging us to take him back within a week.

  • Danielle Spargo
    Danielle Spargo Month ago

    Good music choice SourPls

  • Donee@AwEs0me
    Donee@AwEs0me Month ago +1

    Memers are gonna go crazy on this

  • Hemojang
    Hemojang Month ago

    Extra points, what beach is that in the last shot?

  • Sebastian Elytron
    Sebastian Elytron Month ago +232

    Power hungry? *Check*
    Mentally unstable? *Check*
    Reckless blowhard? *Check*
    Narcissistic? *Check*
    Inherited everything from father? *Check*
    Nobody alive understands how the hell is in power? *Check*
    Middle name starts with "J"? *Check*
    Yep, a match made in heaven.💖

    • Mikayla Bansie
      Mikayla Bansie Month ago

      Sebastian Elytron
      You have won the Top Comment+👍of the Week
      😅😂

    • Mary Light
      Mary Light Month ago +3

      You mean made in Hell. You mean Hell.

    • yeahriight57
      yeahriight57 Month ago +4

      Obese ✅ Obsessed with Obama ✅ Pathological liar ✅ A big man-baby✅

    • ThunderHammer99
      ThunderHammer99 Month ago

      XxxMuseluverxxX I already said that...

    • XxxMuseluverxxX
      XxxMuseluverxxX Month ago

      Sebastian Elytron Tad correction! Jongun is his first name-Kim is his last. In Korean, it’s last name first, then first name. Middle names don’t really exist in Korean, either lol. PSA over lol

  • todshi
    todshi Month ago +46

    Sean Hannity must be jealous...

    • Neojhun
      Neojhun Month ago +10

      he's the side bitch.

  • I don't care
    I don't care Month ago +120

    "Will you go to war with me?"

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney Month ago

      "Check yes or no."
      --Dave, eat this note if the Vice President sees it

    • Allan Koivu
      Allan Koivu Month ago

      No.........

    • Zaxor Von Skyler
      Zaxor Von Skyler Month ago +4

      "You had me at hello."

    • Joker
      Joker Month ago +10

      "I thought you would never ask" 🙄

  • No need to worry about my username

    Gotta say, this show is gonna be the bomb

  • Napoleon I Bonaparte
    Napoleon I Bonaparte Month ago +7

    This movie is going to be explosive

  • LEMMY K. IS GOD
    LEMMY K. IS GOD Month ago +2

    It's A True Bro-mance Story

  • Robert Clyde
    Robert Clyde Month ago +1

    Nick Lowe!

  • Henry Dawkins
    Henry Dawkins Month ago +7

    Old lovers.I wonder if Sean Hannity is jealous?

  • Eddie Panedi
    Eddie Panedi Month ago

    Cannibals probably think we are all a bunch of overpopulated pussies.
    I mean, who knows, right?
    Who are we to judge the Cannibals?
    It's not our South Pacific island, is it?
    I say, if Cannibals can find a way to be equal in their savage murders, then maybe it's not so bad.
    I mean, as long as all people get equally eaten, amiright?
    NO LIVES MATTER
    Can't be no dark meat or white meat lovers.
    Cannibalism must be held to a higher set of standards.
    That's what it takes, to be a, 'Modern Day Cannibal.'

  • Giga Man
    Giga Man Month ago

    The sex scene is gonna be explosive.