Working After Your Two Weeks’ Notice Is a Sweet Gig - Dusty Slay

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  • Published on May 16, 2019
  • Dusty Slay reminisces about quitting his job at a buffet restaurant and explains what designated drivers are really like. (Contains strong language.)
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Comments • 1 945

  • Alex Tomanovich
    Alex Tomanovich 17 hours ago

    "y'know what I mean?"

  • Devon Couch
    Devon Couch 18 hours ago

    I thought this would be kinda weak judging by the thumbnail but i was just thinking about 2 week notices so i had to click it, i like to confirm the algorithm whenever it predicts what i think about, but this guy is actually pretty good. I like the way he strings his previous jokes into the next joke, that seinfeld shit

  • Rangers Baseball
    Rangers Baseball 21 hour ago

    Who knew Jesus was so funny

  • Darren Carter
    Darren Carter 21 hour ago

    This guy is so funny! Excellent set!!!

  • Mary
    Mary Day ago

    Omg Hyman's is SO GOOD. I used to go every summer.

  • Cadence HK
    Cadence HK Day ago

    Imagine being the person who was on a date with the girl with that attention seeking laugh 🤪

  • Logan Smithers
    Logan Smithers Day ago

    Said Bronze Corral

  • gameboy
    gameboy Day ago

    The end bit was the BEST

  • ToddtheExploder
    ToddtheExploder Day ago

    That was funny!

  • sean clements
    sean clements 2 days ago

    Designated driver = the one willing to risk it
    The truest statement ever stated... In my early 20's we used rock paper scissors when leaving because we were so fucking unreliable 😂😂🤣

  • Leland Kwong
    Leland Kwong 2 days ago

    I haven't laughed this hard in like 5 years

  • treblematic
    treblematic 2 days ago

    hahahahah 😅😀😆😀😅😀

  • Remnant T
    Remnant T 2 days ago +1

    I live in Wisconsin, imagine only getting 2 DUIs... I know people that have had half a dozen and still have their license

  • red headed stepchild

    I love this guy !! Super clever. The best.,

  • No use for lazy people None.

    I was an LEO,,and the last two weeks of my time on the Dept was, believe it or not,,,THE BEST. When a whiny little turd would call me a PIG,,I would say, come back in two weeks and say that...Yeah, oddly, never heard from ANY OF THEM. Guess they didn't really mean it...LOL

  • Douglas Chitwood
    Douglas Chitwood 3 days ago

    AHHHHHHHHH HAHA HAHA

  • ntme9
    ntme9 3 days ago

    Dudes good

  • tuxi187
    tuxi187 3 days ago

    2 weeks notice!!! Mines 3 months.

  • IcewhipRoxx
    IcewhipRoxx 3 days ago

    People be laughing like Tidus from Final Fantasy X!

  • Tristan Causer
    Tristan Causer 3 days ago

    That laughing girl is in here multiple times, not just 3:20

  • The Big F U
    The Big F U 4 days ago +1

    YAWNNNNN
    Comedy Central sucks...
    Does this hack know it is supposed to be funny.
    It thinks having a stupid haircut will help it be funny...
    This thing should learn to code.

    • Kevin Gorzny
      Kevin Gorzny 3 days ago

      Comedy is clearly subjective - I think Dusty is great. You’re not accomplishing much criticizing him.

    • The Big F U
      The Big F U 3 days ago

      Ummmmm OK

    • TheIronCalves
      TheIronCalves 3 days ago

      The Big F U “I didn’t like this and I want people to know!”

  • Snowman374th
    Snowman374th 4 days ago +3

    "Alright we're having fun" = Hahah

  • Daytona 911
    Daytona 911 4 days ago

    “HAHAHAHAHAHHA”

  • Keegs Verme
    Keegs Verme 5 days ago

    Is Blue Collar Comedy Tour back??

  • Skit Fury
    Skit Fury 5 days ago

    This is my top 3 comedy central presents segments. The last joke never gets stale lmao "Hey you been crying alot" lol

  • Jacob
    Jacob 5 days ago

    I think his glasses are about fall off, he really needs to adjust them.

  • william maxwell
    william maxwell 5 days ago

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • Thaertios
    Thaertios 5 days ago

    best line, and unintentional joke was "I quit drinking but there were still some blackouts"

  • Angeline Smith
    Angeline Smith 5 days ago

    He is funny as fuck !

  • Caca Caca
    Caca Caca 5 days ago

    Didnt find him funny

  • efilism is the answer

    Haven't laughed that hard in a long time

  • Donnie Stopa
    Donnie Stopa 6 days ago +1

    Dusty is killer. Looking forward to seeing this guy in Nashville next month! Has anyone seen him live?

  • Don Ramsey
    Don Ramsey 6 days ago

    I had to stop listening because of the one woman's laugh. It's that annoying.

  • Santiago Loaiza
    Santiago Loaiza 6 days ago

    mitch really coming out here. all riiight.

  • penelope pittstop
    penelope pittstop 6 days ago

    Ha I'm going through that right now. Lolol I finish up next week Friday. I got a month's notice 😂
    I don't give a shiiiiiiit lolol.
    I'm late in every day.. Long lunches.. Leave early.
    I bin non urgent mails. They'll be urgent when I leave though haha
    Called in sick today.. Might take tomorrow and Friday.. Who knows?

  • Nokwethemba Mthembu
    Nokwethemba Mthembu 6 days ago

    This was adorable on god

  • Coach
    Coach 6 days ago

    Wasn't sure if this guy was going to be funny but ended up doing very well. Laughed several times. Hope to see more of this comedian.

  • Monica Jennings
    Monica Jennings 6 days ago

    What is with that woman with the horribly loud laugh - so annoying, shut up

  • Rupert Q
    Rupert Q 6 days ago

    fidget

  • Dan
    Dan 6 days ago

    Ahhhhhggghhh ha HAAAAA ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆😂🤣😛😆😂🤣😝😆😂🤣😜😆😂🤣🤪

  • Brian Wagner
    Brian Wagner 6 days ago

    “You only get two DUIs, don’t waste them”

  • Halus Halus
    Halus Halus 6 days ago

    The female Kawhi Leonard 👏🏻

  • ktehmok
    ktehmok 6 days ago

    "Hey man, is your internet out? Cuz mine is...."

  • Rick Sumorya
    Rick Sumorya 6 days ago

    honestly sad ...hope you were better at the restaurant washing dishes thinking these jokes were funny

  • Dakota Jones
    Dakota Jones 6 days ago

    His delivery reminds me of Hicks.

  • Bert G
    Bert G 6 days ago

    That shit was funny

  • Stevie D
    Stevie D 6 days ago

    The girl did good, she was funny.

  • 1 Bad Jesus
    1 Bad Jesus 6 days ago

    "..like the OK Coral"
    GENIUS!

  • Carla Kool
    Carla Kool 6 days ago +1

    Funny guy and pulled it off with no F bombs!!! 🤗🤗🤗

  • Recruiter Overload
    Recruiter Overload 6 days ago

    The laugh at 4:57 !!

  • ProgramThis!
    ProgramThis! 6 days ago +1

    This guy is actually pretty funny

  • Richard Rodgers
    Richard Rodgers 6 days ago +1

    just saw Dusty in New Hampshire last weekend. He is a super funny dude. I highly recommend

  • TheAce86
    TheAce86 6 days ago +1

    His delivery kind of reminds me of Bill Hicks(not the political stuff)

  • Chris Sparzo
    Chris Sparzo 6 days ago +1

    This guy is way too good.

  • R Griffith
    R Griffith 7 days ago

    This guy isn't funny. His look is contrived, his timing is bad, his material is bad. This guy is clearly being foisted upon us by execs who have long since lost their sense of humor. Guaranteed to be the next sensation (Zzzzzzzz).

  • Ben Greeson
    Ben Greeson 7 days ago

    Funny set. Dude looks like J Mascis

  • JD Davenport
    JD Davenport 7 days ago

    fresh new quality comedy!!! yes!

  • gotohowie
    gotohowie 7 days ago +1

    Pretty slick !!! 👍👍😄

  • howbigwas thatdinasuar

    You're fucking awesome man BDM sucking fat titties

  • The Dude 1971
    The Dude 1971 7 days ago

    He's about as funny as Joe Rogan.....not at all

  • Jr Beans
    Jr Beans 7 days ago

    I just put in my two weeks and somehow youtube found out

  • somarriba333
    somarriba333 7 days ago +1

    Is that Fouad from Family Guy laughing?

  • Moe1993x
    Moe1993x 7 days ago

    I feel like I've heard that breathalyzer joke before.

  • Timothy Moran
    Timothy Moran 7 days ago

    So who's the paid chick that's laughing wayyy over the top? Yeah people get paid to laugh unhisterickly, or clap and cheer (like they did at E3) it ruins the show

  • PoopiePants Mcgee
    PoopiePants Mcgee 7 days ago

    I could NOT AGREE MORE ; It's been 10 years of cooking watching tips/CASH GO the wrong way.

  • UltraEgo
    UltraEgo 7 days ago

    Why is the audience laughing so much?

  • Jason Ross
    Jason Ross 7 days ago

    I have never heard of this guy, and he is really funny!

  • Garrett Odinschild
    Garrett Odinschild 7 days ago +1

    Sub to styxhexenhammer666

  • Omar Rochet
    Omar Rochet 7 days ago +12

    Top 1% stand up comedians that can actually make you laugh 2019.

  • Nathansyupp
    Nathansyupp 7 days ago

    Comedian or not. On behalf of all white people, please get rid of the mullet looking shit on your head...

  • ZeroCool
    ZeroCool 7 days ago

    Idk, it was okay

  • Jake And the boys
    Jake And the boys 7 days ago

    Best dry humor

  • JUST CALL ME WEBB
    JUST CALL ME WEBB 7 days ago

    I really enjoyed this guy's work.

  • Mr. Ramirez
    Mr. Ramirez 7 days ago

    This guy reminds me of the tech news guy, Riley from Linus tech tips.

  • Lion Slicer
    Lion Slicer 7 days ago

    She hates men

  • Allen Griffith
    Allen Griffith 7 days ago

    Lolol. This guy is awesome

  • Steven Larson
    Steven Larson 7 days ago

    Holy shit that was a solid ending. Great call back and wordplay. Great delivery. Brilliant.

  • Edmund Herrera
    Edmund Herrera 7 days ago

    I don’t know much but I am having a good time 🙂👍

  • whyisthisnottyping
    whyisthisnottyping 7 days ago

    Random girl"ha.ha.haaa"

  • nick B.
    nick B. 7 days ago

    Didn't know Tame Impala was so funny

  • Cody Chismark
    Cody Chismark 7 days ago

    That last one was great

  • Dotty Diggler
    Dotty Diggler 8 days ago

    Very crisp set. Well done

  • Fabo Andolini
    Fabo Andolini 8 days ago

    This is hilarious, I like his style

  • TheBigCarp321
    TheBigCarp321 8 days ago

    What a gem! Glad I found him haha

  • Forever Misguided
    Forever Misguided 8 days ago

    This guy is good.

  • Eric Williamson
    Eric Williamson 8 days ago

    Not bad really funny guy !! 👍🏻

  • Chris James
    Chris James 8 days ago

    Is the laughing fake... omg. The audience is obnoxious

  • Damien INSANE-O
    Damien INSANE-O 8 days ago

    this guy was actually funny, well done

  • Ian Fleischhacker
    Ian Fleischhacker 8 days ago

    He's kinda ripped off (albeit rednecked it up a bit) Nate Bargatze's delivery style and demeanor.

  • Ron Miller
    Ron Miller 8 days ago +1

    You just get in your car and drive home lol

  • Adelin Simion
    Adelin Simion 8 days ago

    I like this guy. More videos, plesase 🤘

  • Ryan Schuler
    Ryan Schuler 8 days ago

    Is he wearing a wig?....

  • Joshua Blade
    Joshua Blade 8 days ago

    I hear Mitch hedberg

  • Death Ball Z
    Death Ball Z 8 days ago

    This guys look is funnier than his jokes

  • moviegeek80
    moviegeek80 8 days ago +1

    Here's a good drinking game...take a shot every time he touches his glasses...

  • Black Ceaser
    Black Ceaser 8 days ago +1

    He definitely has a great career in writing for others if he wants. Great closer.

  • Lucas Shoultz
    Lucas Shoultz 8 days ago

    We’re having a good time.

  • Joe Momma
    Joe Momma 8 days ago +3

    Dude this is the best stand up routine I've seen in over 5 years without a doubt! So glad I found this guy. Man, he is funny!

  • Scott Ferguson
    Scott Ferguson 8 days ago

    He's right.

  • Dwayne Davis
    Dwayne Davis 8 days ago +1

    Can’t wait to have that feeling of putting in my two weeks...