3 Easy Chip Dips - You Suck at Cooking (episode 86)

  • Published on Mar 12, 2019
  • One cool thing about dipping chips is how they taste.
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    Making these chip dips may seem simple, but that's just because of the way they are: easy. I'm never sure if I'm using a colon properly, but I'm pretty sure I'm using my colon properly. Luckily it's one of those things that's on automatic pilot so it doesn't require much fuss or effort.
    Onion Soup Dip
    16oz or 500ml sour cream
    1 packet onion soup mix
    Combine them with good intentions then eat it
    Salt and Vinegar Dip
    ½ cup mayo
    ½ cup sour cream
    2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
    1 teaspoon dijon mustard
    ½ teaspoon salt or a bit more
    Combine them with bad intentions then eat it
    Dill Dip
    ½ cup mayo
    ½ cup sour cream
    2 teaspoons dried dill
    Combine it with indifferent intentions
    Tape hands to counter for 20 minutes until the dill becomes fresh
    Eat it
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  10 days ago +1658

    Tweet the dip: ctt.ec/459X5
    Facebook the dip: hrefshare.com/41f4b
    Ignore tf out of the dip:

    • Beaver Noodles
      Beaver Noodles 6 days ago

      Have you been busy? I love this channel and the content you make. I miss the frequent uploads

    • EcksPhyvWun
      EcksPhyvWun 7 days ago +1

      I discovered your channel 3 days ago and have now watched everything... What do I do with my life now?! Much love

    • Levi Webb
      Levi Webb 9 days ago

      Dip it! Pull it. Twist it

    • JacobSR
      JacobSR 9 days ago

      You should really put these songs on Spotify or SoundCloud

  • lance avats
    lance avats 19 hours ago

    Best chip dip is cream cheese dip.
    1 bar Philadelphia cream cheese (cubing before hand makes the next process easier)
    About 1/2 cup milk
    Table spoon garlic powder
    Pinch of salt.
    Place cream cheese in bowl with milk and mush with a fork until creamy and there are no lumps. Then add garlic powder and salt and mix well. If the dip is too thick add a little milk but make sure you start with too little milk since you can’t help the dip if it is too wet.
    Serve with Doritos (nacho cheese) and ruffles (original). Enjoy!

  • Goda Cir
    Goda Cir 21 hour ago +1

    I found this on my recommended page and I'm not complaining:D Subscribed!

  • re a
    re a Day ago

    This is uh new filthy frank
    But more mature and peaceful

  • c3
    c3 Day ago

    i love u

  • Jóhann Mar Kristjánsson

    Great one too is just mayo and sweet chilli souce

  • iCY Nightmarish Z
    iCY Nightmarish Z Day ago +1

    the pesticide made it bitter but other than that its fin-

    call 911 please

  • kirbyfan 12
    kirbyfan 12 2 days ago

    Youre cool
    I subbed

  • Julian Seabury
    Julian Seabury 2 days ago

    This guy reminds me of the mighty boosh

  • Lusterburn
    Lusterburn 2 days ago

    I used your base, 1/2 cup sour cream, 1/2 cup mayo,1tsp mustard and I used 1tsp Worcestershire sauce, grated parmesan cheese and a squirt of lime.

  • Austin Xu
    Austin Xu 2 days ago

    Beet dip ripoff

  • Bright Fire
    Bright Fire 2 days ago

    Instructions were not clear. Now my cat is a toaster

  • T-LARC
    T-LARC 2 days ago

    I appreciate that you didn't trip on a single quip in your 3 easy chip dips clip.

  • robert juker
    robert juker 2 days ago

    dammmmmmmm that guitar rif was amazing

  • Daniel Sherkins
    Daniel Sherkins 3 days ago

    Me over here putting flavoring in popcorn

  • Jack Joop
    Jack Joop 3 days ago

    What about the times the dip-carrying mechanism falls within the dip?

    NYANZA CATI 3 days ago

    How many cats and dogs u got

  • Shilow Dawn
    Shilow Dawn 3 days ago

    Did u play that bridge? Amazzzeballs!
    That was mighty good . Thanks 4 the chortle Mel.

  • Shilow Dawn
    Shilow Dawn 3 days ago

    Cute dog!!!! A Terri doo??? W a cat friend.

  • Shilow Dawn
    Shilow Dawn 3 days ago

    A secret pkt- Ha!

  • Shilow Dawn
    Shilow Dawn 3 days ago

    Use yogurt and save loads of fat n calories and baked chips.
    Onion soup mix is hi salt Mel.

  • Reyes Grace
    Reyes Grace 3 days ago

    You babys know you what some of grandma's dip

  • Reyes Grace
    Reyes Grace 3 days ago

    I love this dramatic intro

  • Woodywoodmc
    Woodywoodmc 3 days ago +1

    That is a really good doggo give’em a pat for me

  • Jestune Barknuckles
    Jestune Barknuckles 3 days ago

    Made yr dip and payed for it when I dropped a quarter 2 bits then bit the dipped 2 bits which chipped the tip of my tooths.
    I'm a dipshit,
    Jestune Barknuckles

  • PeachVinegar
    PeachVinegar 3 days ago


  • Daniel Smith
    Daniel Smith 3 days ago

    I dont know how i feel about this

  • Edellea
    Edellea 3 days ago

    i was thinking these days how i just wan't an epic cheap day where i can eat a whole packet of cookies and milk, a whole packet of chips and dip, a whole damn pizza and whatever else i wan't without the regret i'd have as an adult now, without thinking of calories... so that intro really hit home

  • deadly 12 guns
    deadly 12 guns 3 days ago

    What song did he parody?

  • Silver Something960
    Silver Something960 3 days ago

    Oh my cod that cat is so cute!

  • Cheryl Berry
    Cheryl Berry 4 days ago +1

    I thumbs up because I love your teddy bear dog and sweet cat.

  • Linguisiclion26 Lion

    If u put that song on spotify I will download it immediately

  • Papa Bless
    Papa Bless 4 days ago

    I wonder what he looks like

  • Andreev Gleb
    Andreev Gleb 4 days ago

    Чувствую как смешно, но не понимаю((

  • Alexander Estes
    Alexander Estes 4 days ago

    Here at 666k views. Appropriate.

  • Fabi Blakk
    Fabi Blakk 4 days ago

    Just wanted to say that the Salt and Vinegar Dip is very mayo-ie (?) even if you only use about two thirds of the mayo. If you´re a fan of that, great, me not so much. Still tastes nice though, and it goes really well with egg toast. Love your vids!

  • Fortune Cookie
    Fortune Cookie 4 days ago

    DaMn ThAs A gUd ChIp DiP...

  • Giacomo Malandruccolo
    Giacomo Malandruccolo 4 days ago +1

    Psychologists suggest watching THIS MAN's videos to DESTROY depression!

  • J.R. Caldoon
    J.R. Caldoon 4 days ago

    Ah, I hear that the Bean Dip Song got another sibling!

  • Hello Meow
    Hello Meow 5 days ago

    Beet Dip (Chip Dip Redux)

  • Angel Acuna
    Angel Acuna 5 days ago +1

    Bad tasting chip dip
    Causes limp d*ck

  • Gabriel Valenzuela
    Gabriel Valenzuela 5 days ago

    That guitar solo scared the fck out of me lol.

  • Clair De Lune
    Clair De Lune 5 days ago +1

    nice tele

  • Look at my nosehole
    Look at my nosehole 5 days ago

    Will my cum count as a dip?

  • Riley Anderson
    Riley Anderson 5 days ago

    Tape a pair of double dipping scissors with good grip to the lip so they won’t slip and the bacteria drenched tips of the chips can be snipped real quick and add a thick rip resistant drip strip so you don’t end up with a dip slick on your thick picnic stick.

  • Freddy
    Freddy 5 days ago

    Does no one notice the potato slice getting “hard” after seeing the whole potatoes

  • Plastic Cyborg
    Plastic Cyborg 5 days ago

    After throwing random stuff together, I found a pretty good chip dip that's good for people who like pretzel crisps. Equal parts mayo and sour cream, a squirt of Dijon mustard, some cayenne, creole, and pepper. Has a good mixture between the mustard and the mayo, and the spices have a good kick. Good with potato chips, even better with pretzels.

  • YoshiDBoo
    YoshiDBoo 5 days ago

    beet dip

  • Midget Clone
    Midget Clone 5 days ago +1

    Is that a Insane Clown Posse reference at 5:42

    IR3ACTIONZzI I 5 days ago

    Chips and tapatio are α Mexicans favorite

  • Nerdygurl25
    Nerdygurl25 5 days ago +1

    I have gone back and refolded all the bags of chips in my cabinets the way you did XD

  • Idiotic Mastermind
    Idiotic Mastermind 5 days ago

    Finally a sequel to the beet dip song my favorite song!

  • funnyman540
    funnyman540 5 days ago +5

    I was not expecting that guitar solo. Very nice.

  • Kimberly Campbell
    Kimberly Campbell 5 days ago +2

    This looks delicious. Thanks for this great video!

  • Avantika Arvind
    Avantika Arvind 5 days ago

    The last song is my jammmm

  • Story time with Belle
    Story time with Belle 5 days ago +1

    I love that God damn cat

  • Sweet Heart
    Sweet Heart 5 days ago +2

    Dude, how many pets do you have?

  • Umb
    Umb 5 days ago

    i was so waiting for "the twentyfirst night of september"

  • c f
    c f 5 days ago

    that cat better be inside! or i'm going to send the chiphitman and you'll never see your delicious chips & dip ever again!

  • me me meme
    me me meme 5 days ago

    i swear he just tweaked the lyrics to the beet dip song

  • mopododo
    mopododo 5 days ago +1

    Omg. How many dogs do you have? Share with the rest us FFS

  • Dana Laptopcharger
    Dana Laptopcharger 5 days ago

    best song ever

  • Mattson Claybrook
    Mattson Claybrook 5 days ago +1

    im so hungry now why must you do this to me >:O

  • Martin Vévoda
    Martin Vévoda 5 days ago +1

    Where do I like this the second time

  • namX
    namX 5 days ago +1

    The song at the end sounded a lot like the bean dip song

  • Xander
    Xander 5 days ago

    324 people are lactose intolerant (i.e. the sour cream)

  • Dawn Moore
    Dawn Moore 5 days ago

    Omg the beet dip song was my favorite song and now I know it’s actually the dip theme. My brain.

  • Bullz Eye
    Bullz Eye 6 days ago

    i feel fucking offended you didn't do peanut butter cookies

  • jonh hawk
    jonh hawk 6 days ago

    Why the song at the end is so fimilar...

  • Tom Haflinger
    Tom Haflinger 6 days ago

    3:45 - Excessive rhyming always makes me think of BoJack Horseman.

  • LMJee
    LMJee 6 days ago

    1:00 okay, this is genius.

  • B a n a n a
    B a n a n a 6 days ago

    10/10 good chips dips I liked the cat

  • Morgan Burt
    Morgan Burt 6 days ago

    Return of the dip!!!!

  • Bryce Scott
    Bryce Scott 6 days ago

    TALENT. we stan

  • April .P
    April .P 6 days ago

    I got all nostalgic and then dude was like “yah me neither” like dude.

  • Death
    Death 6 days ago

    1:00 *dam that chips getting hard*

  • Anthony Hernandez
    Anthony Hernandez 6 days ago

    Secret Chip pocket 😂😂😂

  • TheAverage Blitzer
    TheAverage Blitzer 6 days ago +2

    This mans voice makes me orgasm

  • TheMeekWarrior
    TheMeekWarrior 6 days ago +1

    Bless you and you random rhymes and happy animals

  • Teri Scallon
    Teri Scallon 6 days ago +2

    the dog in all its silliness with the oh so serious kitty.

  • Ale A
    Ale A 6 days ago +1

    you play guitar too..?

  • Harrison von Bose
    Harrison von Bose 6 days ago

    I like when you are here.

  • I’m not You tuber
    I’m not You tuber 6 days ago

    A chip dip that I was raised on was Worcestershire sauce and sour cream and crazy salt. Ps it has to be crazy salt if you don’t know what that is/ don’t have any get some nothing else will work. Don’t worry about measurements the recipe is generally eyeballed so go crazy. It’s always different do to nobody’s taste buds being the same

  • Gazpacho
    Gazpacho 6 days ago

    I'm disappointed that gregg didn't make an appearance.

  • f heynoob
    f heynoob 6 days ago

    I wanna see your face but at the same time i dont

  • robopig3000
    robopig3000 6 days ago

    Snarky remark, quip dip
    Knows Morse? Blip dip
    Turned into a drink? Now you can sip dip

  • Aeiou Ness
    Aeiou Ness 6 days ago

    Do these actually taste good? (not with pesticide)

  • Bob Y
    Bob Y 6 days ago

    Where has this channel been all my life?? Usually cooking channels are all annoyingly bright and cheery and just overall unrealistic. This guy keeps it real, and does it entertaining.

  • Beaver Noodles
    Beaver Noodles 6 days ago

    Have you been busy? I really love this channel and the content you make. I miss the frequent uploads

  • Samantha
    Samantha 6 days ago +1

    Sour cream + cream cheese + ranch powder + zesty Italian seasoning for a pita chip dip

  • 2019 Boi
    2019 Boi 6 days ago +1

    Damn that guitar solo tho..

    5:11 he's using a telecaster btw

  • TheTimetravelerZero
    TheTimetravelerZero 6 days ago

    That cat? Very nice

  • Doppsgaming
    Doppsgaming 6 days ago +1

    Ketchup, mayo and pickle relish and you got mac saaaaaaauuuuuuuse

  • David Raymond Brown
    David Raymond Brown 6 days ago

    *flimsy chip spots potatoes (boobs)*
    *Puts out of camera veiw*
    *pulls back in camera view*
    *chip is hard*

  • Inder Arya
    Inder Arya 6 days ago

    Sir DipChip what breed of dog is that it’s really cute

    • Shilow Dawn
      Shilow Dawn 3 days ago

      A poodle mix. Part Terrier I would guess. I love it when he goes out to play with a dog or 2.

  • 7 Productions
    7 Productions 6 days ago +1

    First vid I’ve watched of him.... addicted

  • BeastAmongst Humansheep666

    Chips and dip are for lard asses.

  • Dinnerdash2
    Dinnerdash2 6 days ago


  • TheGammaKat
    TheGammaKat 7 days ago +23

    That cat in the snow looks very majestic. let that cat know how majestic it is for me please.

  • brv002
    brv002 7 days ago

    This would have been great just before the Superbowl.... But even better after a bowl of frosty flowers hahaha! 🌬️💨💨💨