Jon Stewart Is Ready To Negotiate With Donald Trump

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  • Published on Jun 29, 2018
  • Jon Stewart takes over the Late Show with his own message for the president.
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  • Gimpy Nogo
    Gimpy Nogo Day ago

    It was supposed to be F*cks, a descriptive, but they couldn’t spell

  • Gimpy Nogo
    Gimpy Nogo Day ago

    It is beyond me that people are so ignorant of the way the wealthy live. They don’t get involved with their children, they hire nannies and nurses so their children can’t stop them from flaunting their wealth with each other. They give them money to buy their love and loyalty.

  • Bombiss_
    Bombiss_ 3 days ago

    Didn't know Trump could create volcanoes

  • Renske Dunnewold
    Renske Dunnewold 4 days ago

    That handshake and hug at the end just fills my heart, they are so cute together :)

  • nick gillett
    nick gillett 5 days ago

    I love these videos because they give clear, rational messages against Trump. Meanwhile, at Fox: "Oh okay, so they are whiny losers and criminals and here's the no proof why we say that because we have no integrity."

  • Genoveva Garcia
    Genoveva Garcia 6 days ago

    It’s real too then.

  • Genoveva Garcia
    Genoveva Garcia 6 days ago

    I’m listening for Taylor Swift butt news.

  • Ls Vijay
    Ls Vijay 6 days ago

    Is he really that old??

  • Richard Gagne
    Richard Gagne 9 days ago

    I can speak for all of Canada when I say this
    America, get your shit together. You're so much better than this. Most of us have visited your country and we know Trump does not represent the majority of you. And remember to love thy neighbor because despite everything, we still got your back.

  • Benjamin Chase
    Benjamin Chase 9 days ago

    I mean, we kinda are assholes.

  • A kp
    A kp 10 days ago

    Anyone watching Oct 2018 ?

  • Jorgi Petropov
    Jorgi Petropov 11 days ago

    My buddy seemed sad. Consolation blowjob!

  • bob the nailer
    bob the nailer 14 days ago

    please come back Jon!!!

  • Hiromi Yoshida
    Hiromi Yoshida 16 days ago

    miss you Jon… America seems so sad right now. You should come back.

  • Talking Thunder
    Talking Thunder 17 days ago

    He wanted everyone to look south for a wall not being built until idiot americans use themselves as human shields in the border patrol. 2:48 Agreed.
    The real crime is in the Dakotas nukes, pipes and people being paid to be homegrown terrorism. ''BLACKWATER'' or whatever dumb name your calling yourselves these days. D Trump is an ass 100% smelly and getting shit all over the walls.

  • Vishal Singh
    Vishal Singh 20 days ago

    7:21
    *Colbert creeps up*
    Jon: AND BY NON YIELDING
    *Colbert yields*

  • hblaub
    hblaub 22 days ago

    Jon Stewart for president

  • HipJunkster
    HipJunkster 24 days ago

    I miss you so much, Jon.

  • Killer Bee
    Killer Bee 26 days ago

    Tha majority of Americans are in FACT ASSHOLES. look at Jon. Colbert the twisted Canadian should be in Canada with his hero Justina The True Dope. And Islamic Terrorist

  • Topaz fire
    Topaz fire 26 days ago

    I miss John stewards show

  • Austin Quadro
    Austin Quadro 27 days ago +1

    We miss you Stewart. I know you left for a reason, but I think America needs you right now. This gave me a little bit of hope that there are still people who haven't fallen victim to this hysteria. It's felt so crazy recently, like we're being gaslit constantly. You have a way of reminding us what's real.

  • Speedo Sam
    Speedo Sam Month ago

    Where are the facts? I see a lot of hate speech about your feelings but still waiting for facts
    .. hmm

  • m p
    m p Month ago

    Lincoln wanted to send the "freedmen" back to Africa. Why don't the stupid pieces of crap such as Jon Stewart know this? Haha, come to me Jon, I'll bend you over, break your ignorant ass down like a shotgun.

  • m p
    m p Month ago

    Thank you as every once and a while, I'm reminded of the ignorant public schooled trash that pollutes our gene pools - Jon & a reportedly proud South Carolina native remind me of "our" schools' shortcomings. Thanks.

  • Leo9dis
    Leo9dis Month ago

    tv = to entertain the human mind so you dont ask about the jews involvement in the gulags, among other programming. Their called programs for a reason..

  • John Schwerer
    John Schwerer Month ago

    Is it possible that Donald Trump only views FOX and Late Night Talk shows as REAL NEWS and so considers anything but FOX to be FAKE NEWS?

  • cacaouette
    cacaouette Month ago

    Could Jon be the next president ?

  • Hazukichan X
    Hazukichan X Month ago

    In Conan's defence, I believe that oft-quoted line was from very early in his life when he had very little idea what was what in the world. Still liked crushing his enemies later on, but I don't think he took much pleasure in the lamentations... and in the stories I've read thus far, he tends not to murder people on a whim, so much as in either self-defence or to protect his friends/people. Or along the way to steal something shiny, possibly. He's an imperfect protagonist. :3

  • Christine Pellew-Faucette

    Gleeful dickishness. Yup. That sums it up. Not my president.

  • Han Wang
    Han Wang Month ago +1

    "Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don’t fall out of the sky. They don’t pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It’s what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain’t going to do any good; you’re just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it’s not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here… like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There’s a nice campaign slogan for somebody: ‘The Public Sucks. Fuck Hope.’"
    -- George Carlin

  • vernwma
    vernwma Month ago

    lol this was funny Jon Stewart hasnt lost his touch, a serious comedian with passion.

  • Ward McCreery
    Ward McCreery Month ago

    Kellyane's husband compared Trump's mouth to a lawn sprinkler hooked up to a scared hippo's anus!!

  • soniaustralie
    soniaustralie Month ago

    Daeron Targaryen, muslims were brought to the US during slavery, while you are in TVclip why don’t you take the opportunity to educate yourself.

  • McFinnigan McHammerSchmidt

    Can we please put Stephen Colbert on an island forever with no food or water and have Jon Stewart host Late Night? Colbert is UN-FUCKIN'-BEARABLE!

  • Joshua Walker
    Joshua Walker Month ago +1

    Notice how, at the end, Jon tried to call out the Dem leadership for being feckless and Stephen abruptly shouted over to cut to commercial?? I used to love Stephen, but he's changed and not for the better.

  • diane whalen
    diane whalen Month ago

    I feel your pain I am feelin the same😂

  • Stephen Reed
    Stephen Reed Month ago +1

    Jon Stewart is like that friend that always pop up at times where you’re having a hard time in comedy

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay Month ago

    CAGIMG CHILDREN WAS THE LAST STRAW. EVEN MELANIE WORE HER "I CARE" JACKET. FOOL TRAITOR. YOU MADE RACHEL CRY. DONE. #VOTELEFTINDEPENDENTS

  • AmirSuperTube
    AmirSuperTube Month ago +1

    Such a shame Stewart isn't the permanent substitute for Colbert

  • Victor Pan
    Victor Pan Month ago

    Everyone search the word "Baizuo"

  • theWellSeasonedWoman

    we miss you Jon! but you're lookin good, keep on poppin up

  • Sankofa NYC
    Sankofa NYC Month ago

    Wow... He crushed this... And it's alllll so true

  • Romario Sobhi
    Romario Sobhi Month ago

    Im a simpel man. I see Jon, I click.

  • Amanda Traft
    Amanda Traft Month ago

    Love it! So much truth! I'm so glad there are smart people left who won't give to the Trump bullshit

  • T Mc
    T Mc Month ago

    WHAT WILL THIS 7TH RATE COMEDIAN SAY AFTER HARVEY WEINSTEIN IS FINISHED SINGING TO THE FBI OF OTHER PEDOPHILES IN HOLLYWOOD. CHILLING!

  • T Mc
    T Mc Month ago

    TWO 7TH RATE KHAZARIAN COMEDIANS WHOSE SUCCESS IS GIVEN BY THEIR KHAZARIAN HARVEY WEINSTEIN-STYLE BOSSES!

  • ReezeGoingSenseless

    Fuck I miss american Satire.By now, the only actual bite left in the american media landscape is Sasha Baron Cohen, whose unlikely contender of a program is bound to end.Oliver deserves a mention of course, although his long pieces don't quite have the same impact Stewart's Daily Show used to have.As for Noahs effort, barely worth the Name.Dimples fires off cheap shots, not actually making a point.Disappointing on every Level.
    Colbert tries, but is hamstrung by CBS.
    What desperate and sterile times for U.S. Television.

  • frau w
    frau w Month ago

    You can literally see how much they trust each other, how thankful they are for each other. What an awesome friendship and partnership!

  • frau w
    frau w Month ago

    They are great together.

  • seamac206
    seamac206 Month ago

    5:07 Jon should've said "Didn't I deal with them enough?"

  • Kiwi712 _
    Kiwi712 _ Month ago

    No offense to Noah, but I miss john Stewart

  • sahar hamid
    sahar hamid Month ago

    thank u soo much Mr Colbert for this beautiful surprise .. Mr Stewert please come back

  • Joseph DiSalvo
    Joseph DiSalvo Month ago

    Calling Russia and North Korea "the Axis Powers" is pretty funny. lol

  • Miss first 1
    Miss first 1 Month ago

    i can’t stop thinking about how great he looks with the beard 🙄 so hot 🙄 is it only me who thinks so

  • Gonaddabarbarian
    Gonaddabarbarian 2 months ago

    jon stewart has been taken by the pod people. RIP jon stewart you will be missed.

  • Neverod8doreveN
    Neverod8doreveN 2 months ago

    Obama seperated immigrant families and literally said "law is law". I don't recall any other politician (let alone a past President) donating their entire salary. I like Jon but I'm not a sheep.

  • R3IMU
    R3IMU 2 months ago

    I really like Jon Stewart. Always have. He was one of the biggest influences during my youth and yet as a grown up, I disagree with him politically.
    I can still agree with a lot of things he mentioned about Trump in this monologue. I'd like to add however that I wish both parties and the media, to cease the divisiveness.
    Trump is wrong to call the free media the 'enemy of the people'. We can agree though that the media has contributed a lot to the political climate we have today. I firmly believe that the media played a huge role in getting Trump elected. Well...and of course that Hillary was a horrible candidate.
    Why is it that these days, we can only yell at each other and whoever yells louder wins?
    Why is everyone so quick to get offended by everything? Why do we attack people instead of their ideas?
    Maybe it's because I'm 20 and I was too young and ignorant to see where the divide started to grow larger, but I really don't know when all of this happened.

  • Khanspiritor NRG
    Khanspiritor NRG 2 months ago

    Trump is clear and present derangement

  • Lou Lopez
    Lou Lopez 2 months ago

    Trump is the best president since Reagan. Every Republican president was endlessly criticized by the left, so who gives a damn what there triggered commies think.

    • lincolnlobster
      lincolnlobster Month ago

      Lou Lopez Trump isn’t fit to shine Reagan’s shoes. He’s a lying degenerate.

  • Stealth 107
    Stealth 107 2 months ago

    And than he said it was trump's fault that the kids were separated and I stopped watching.

  • Carmela Szymanski
    Carmela Szymanski 2 months ago +1

    REPUBLICANS SUX

  • Carmela Szymanski
    Carmela Szymanski 2 months ago +1

    Thank You for saving my Laughter

  • destinyson23
    destinyson23 2 months ago

    I hope Jon will come back a lot more in the run up to 2020. It will help give Trump a second term.

  • Daniel J
    Daniel J 2 months ago +1

    Well I'm sorry, but 6 more years for Trump. Keep on misunderstanding him is YOUR problem.

  • Chris Colvard
    Chris Colvard 2 months ago

    Nailed it!

  • Br Luck
    Br Luck 2 months ago

    Am i the only one who feels like Jon Stewart was the liberal-cultural quarterback who retired during the second quarter of the freakin Super Bowl, leaving a void that could not be adequately filled by the less experienced second and third string quarterbacks. He had a tremendously influential voice, and who knows how things could have turned out if he continued to share his unique brand on insight and wisdom throughout the entire 2016 election, and then retired during the off-season like a true team player. Maybe I'm being rough on him, but i just can't watch him and feel the same love that i used to. Unfortunate.

  • Gerhard Kutt
    Gerhard Kutt 2 months ago

    People should realize that Donald Trump is a sick man. Mentally and Physically. His medical records have been sequestered and placed in hiding. His physical was fake and authored by himself, and no one has checked his mental faculties out. He is a non performing - do nothing - be nothing - no idea President, and cannot be spoken to anymore. As good a brain dead ...
    The transition is in the planning already - so watch our for Pence - who is planning ... because the change could come at any time. Trump is literally cuckoo ...

  • Torkil Hansen
    Torkil Hansen 2 months ago

    i don't get it. are they making fun of themselves?

  • Magnetic Ink
    Magnetic Ink 2 months ago

    These idiots were giggling with delight during Obama's relentless drive to divide America across racial, religious, social, and economic lines and now they feign heartfelt concern at the results. I honestly can't tell if they're really this stupid, or acting. My hunch is that they are acting. I suspect they understand that Trump acts the way he does to these people purposefully and that is exactly why he got elected.

  • TheBlackClockOfTime
    TheBlackClockOfTime 2 months ago

    Stewart was still on point ten years ago. Not so much anymore. He's not even funny anymore. Jesus Christ people, wake up. You, the left, are the ones that have divided this country up. In fact, this whole world with your identity politics. But it's also why you keep losing and we keep winning. So please, continue.

  • awakeningspirit20
    awakeningspirit20 2 months ago

    The moment when we're all hoping he's going to seize The Late Show from his disgruntled apprentice and make it funny...

  • Boy Thee
    Boy Thee 2 months ago

    get a job, hippie! coming on other peoples' shows in your underwear...
    (we miss you man. and Colbert, too)

  • apollogate
    apollogate 2 months ago

    You promoted and propped up someone who rigged the dnc, whos affiliated with spirit cookers. We read the emails. Stop blaming republicans and russians. No one was going to vote for hillary. a choice between hillary and trump was a setup. are you people really going to act this stupid and perpetuate these two parties until you are dead in the ground?

  • benvad123
    benvad123 2 months ago

    Why would you think Trump would ever want to negotiate anything with these two?
    He will be elected again and there’s not a thing this cosmopolitan or his shabbos goys can do about it.

  • Hannah Taheri
    Hannah Taheri 2 months ago

    I just love this, I keep coming back to watch Jon and Stephen 😍 I love it!

  • Chastity Salas
    Chastity Salas 2 months ago

    God I miss Jon Stewart 😭

  • Marc Rover
    Marc Rover 2 months ago

    I agree, separating mothers from children is incredibly callous and cold-hearted. But, perhaps it will prevent or deter other people from coming into this country illegally. Let's not pretend that illegal immigration wasn't an EXTREME problem, so SOMETIMES extreme MEASURES must be taken to amend said problem. Don't get me wrong, do I think this policy should upheld for time immemorial? No, absolutely not. Do I have a problem with this policy for the time-being? Absolutely not. What's the point of having a leader if he can't make tough and unfavorable decisions? I mean, if we all got what we wanted, the world would be utter bedlam, chaos, and stupidity.

  • Carmen Sandiego
    Carmen Sandiego 2 months ago

    The separation policy was not new. Stop lying. What he is saying is complete bullshit. What changed was the policy of catch and release.
    I dont like it either but stop lying and then defending Obama.

  • Tetsuya Hayami
    Tetsuya Hayami 2 months ago

    Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, Vladimir Putin= 3 Axis of Evil

  • Chase Salyer
    Chase Salyer 2 months ago

    3, 2, 1, Boom! And he’s in Daily Show mode.

  • Alfa Mail
    Alfa Mail 2 months ago

    Hey, Stewart, I see you didn't move out of the country like you vowed you would if Trump got elected. Just another big mouth with shallow words.

  • J.C. Donnell
    J.C. Donnell 2 months ago

    Every time I hear the name Obama I get soooo sad! I miss him

  • dawnarnett
    dawnarnett 2 months ago +1

    Jon Stewart 2020!!!

  • Azmar
    Azmar 2 months ago

    The way Jon keeps avoiding touching the little glass screen with his bare forearms in order not to leave marks on it is titillating my OCD.

  • wujidao
    wujidao 2 months ago

    Jon Stewart turns comedy crap into comedy gold

  • Dragonius1
    Dragonius1 2 months ago +1

    jon stewart sadly also sold his soul to the leftist narative please go back to your flock and please dn't mention lincoln he fought against slavery as a republican and the slaves where owned by democrats and i tought you was an honest one i recommend death of a nation if you wanna see what really is happening outside of your bubble people just walk away

    • Ryne Green
      Ryne Green 2 months ago

      Dragonius1 you seem to not understand that the republican of Lincoln time is vastly different from the GOP. But Jon point is how trump is needlessly cruel and there are republicans who trying to make what he does seem morally right which it isn’t

  • Smaragdwolf
    Smaragdwolf 2 months ago

    a few weeks forced to be offline.....and John "the amazing" Stewart appears again :o

  • n h
    n h 2 months ago

    thats why i love jon he hits both the republicans for supporting that orange mess and the democrats for being cowards..

  • United States Navy 75
    United States Navy 75 2 months ago +1

    You're a late night talk show host, which means you don't know shit about politics.

    • Ryne Green
      Ryne Green 2 months ago

      United States Navy 75 if only the reality star jackass stay out of politics too

  • Holly Cline
    Holly Cline 2 months ago

    I'm Rollin deep BABY 💓💓

  • Xarai
    Xarai 2 months ago

    the audience needs to learn to stfu and let ppl speak

  • Rup Tratin
    Rup Tratin 2 months ago

    The kvetching never ends.
    By the way, Russia was not an Axis power, it was an American allied power in WWII.

  • Fuad Danial
    Fuad Danial 2 months ago

    Seeing Trevor Noah now makes me miss Jon Stewart's presence in the Daily Show and American TV more and more. Jon Stewart is one of the few authentic newscast host who didn't have play the partisan game and still was hugely respected in the journalism world. The only news cast host who actually looked like he cared about the things he talked about. Trevor Noah is a caricature concerned with being entertaining more than sending out a message.

  • Daniel Krieger
    Daniel Krieger 2 months ago

    I liked what John said but it's stupid to have said that "we are now with the axis powers" using NK and Russia as an example, because the Soviet Union was actually an allied power and NK didn't even exist.

  • Mo Denaro
    Mo Denaro 2 months ago

    Walkaway / Fake news, lame talking points " The Children" etc. Walk Away..............

  • Morpheus Necrosis
    Morpheus Necrosis 2 months ago

    so far 2.4k intolerant rednecks disliked this video

  • heidi lopez
    heidi lopez 2 months ago

    I miss you Jon!

  • zoofeathers
    zoofeathers 2 months ago

    TRUMp-pets...

  • Machabe Leloka
    Machabe Leloka 2 months ago

    "Okay, how about we give you a WHOLE news network that spends 24 hours a day praising everything you do . . . (Stephen pops back out again and whispers in Jon's ear) . . . Named for a small animal?!!"
    Guess what that news network is that's named for a small animal? 😏 🦊

  • Tom TV
    Tom TV 2 months ago

    Gutfeld is smarter and a million times funnier than these liberal morons.