Theo Von - H3 Podcast #109

  • Published on Mar 20, 2019
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  • Gary Winthorpe
    Gary Winthorpe 30 minutes ago

    Id stomp that guy out that peeps under stalls he would be dead

  • Eli Bousaleh
    Eli Bousaleh 2 hours ago

    What a great episode :')

  • SomeLoli
    SomeLoli 3 hours ago

    1:10:15 uh what happened here

  • Ilir sven Francous
    Ilir sven Francous 3 hours ago

    RIP in peace billy conforto

  • Cassie Hack
    Cassie Hack 6 hours ago

    Wow, Theo is hilarious.

  • Adriana Bermea
    Adriana Bermea 21 hour ago

    He likes small amounts of coke

  • Corey Kight
    Corey Kight Day ago +1

    This is one of the most wholesome and insightful h3 podcasts I've seen

  • Inhale Burrito
    Inhale Burrito Day ago

    Half way through this got really weird.

  • Brandon Johnson
    Brandon Johnson Day ago +1

    Einstein stole peoples ideas.. he was a fake. Maybe once something is thought of we see what we wish..

  • Damon Driver
    Damon Driver Day ago

    I've never seen a podcast with 6 minutes of advertising, what the literal fuck lmao

  • Punk boy
    Punk boy Day ago +1

    Theo is the funniest person ever. He doesn’t even try.

  • Samad Rezakhany
    Samad Rezakhany Day ago

    Dude Issac Newton did not invent Calculus lol

  • Russell Bishop
    Russell Bishop Day ago +1

    So basically, this podcast is a counseling session that the participant says yeah you can send it

  • Dustin
    Dustin Day ago

    Who is this h3 guy and why does he some many subs? That just proves anybody and I mean ANYBODY can do this. Love theo but this other dude has no personality. I'm out!

    • Stephen Selph
      Stephen Selph 14 hours ago

      Dustin go ahead and do it then man! The difference between you Dustin, and them is they fucking got off their ass and did something with their life. You on the other hand, are hating on TVclip. Fuck outta here.

  • Jaymz Filkoski
    Jaymz Filkoski Day ago

    Theo is like a mix between Joe Dirt and that guy Peter's neighbor in the the movie the Office. The construction guy named Lawrence. "Anyone ever say to you that you've got a case of the Mondays?...." "Na,man. Na! I do believe you'd get ur ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that, man."

  • Bryce Shlong
    Bryce Shlong 2 days ago

    "He's like a dude under a ghost sheet but there's actually not a person there just a sheet "

  • Bigdaddy Wrangler
    Bigdaddy Wrangler 2 days ago


  • Colin Byerly
    Colin Byerly 2 days ago

    It's good to know I still cant stand Ethan Klein.

  • Michael Lavrisa
    Michael Lavrisa 2 days ago

    "Bro I feel like that lobster has down syndrome or something" I'm fucking dead

  • HelloTardis
    HelloTardis 2 days ago

    12:17 you’re doing it right now. And you’re rocking that shit!

  • Shane Starrette
    Shane Starrette 2 days ago +1

    Theo is the only man that looks sexy in a mullet.

  • Holly Owens
    Holly Owens 3 days ago

    My golden blood to feed those Babylon

  • Holly Owens
    Holly Owens 3 days ago

    Gary mayberry

  • Holly Owens
    Holly Owens 3 days ago

    Uncle Gary was only 9, or maybe Gary weathers?

  • Holly Owens
    Holly Owens 3 days ago

    Nick just wants those lungs

  • Matthew Webb
    Matthew Webb 3 days ago

    Theo has a career as a therapist if he gets bored with comedy

  • Wash Me
    Wash Me 3 days ago +1

    1:10:05 Theo's look makes it seem like he was more than just injured...

  • J E
    J E 3 days ago +4

    Hila sitting across the table:

    Ethan: I wish I was gay

  • Shin Abe Velez
    Shin Abe Velez 4 days ago

    Bro, last night I dreamed i time traveled in the past for the first time. And now I just watched Theo talking about time travel for the first time. God has a great sense of humor.

  • Λdrīαη
    Λdrīαη 4 days ago

    Ehtan stop being a faggot and interrupting hela and fuckin mhming when theo says something you sound like a fucking pussy doing that. Shut the fuck up, it's fine when theo interrupts cause he's always cool and funny but not you douche bag and when you say your in a bad mood acting a bitch it's like you are a bitch fucking being mad about nothing walking into your huge nice studio fuck u faggot. Obviously everyone stressed but fuck u douche

  • Nathan
    Nathan 4 days ago

    Wait hold the fuck up. At 1:46:31 he shows him the videos but then TVclip shows him the thumbnail for the video they're recording?????

  • youtubing182
    youtubing182 4 days ago

    1:389:00 Theo brilliantly observes Interstellar's unrelatable plot as congruous to Contact, also retarded.

  • youtubing182
    youtubing182 4 days ago

    Can we all agree that the prego Jew wanted Theo's cock the entire time?

  • youtubing182
    youtubing182 4 days ago +4

    1:24:06 Theo starts throwing some Jew shade and this guy tries to end the podcast. Theo benevolently offers to return to talking about ALBERT EINSTEIN.

  • youtubing182
    youtubing182 4 days ago

    1:09:00 First time I've ever witnessed Theo confess to fucking with someone with a totally fake story. What a gentleman.

  • youtubing182
    youtubing182 4 days ago

    34:45 Theo redefines "f-bomb" on the fly like a fucking legend.

  • Justin _
    Justin _ 5 days ago

    Theo is the best

  • Wrrm xxx
    Wrrm xxx 5 days ago

    took me a second to realize that theo is the bully henry feom IT 1986

  • tragic bronson alert

    They need to get Joey Diaz on the podcast

  • Connor Egan
    Connor Egan 5 days ago

    1:18:30 What an exchange.

  • Omaha Travis
    Omaha Travis 5 days ago

    "Janita and the Giant Peach" fucking killed me man 1:49:40

  • Brad Churchey
    Brad Churchey 5 days ago

    32:19 worst Joke ever lol

  • Brad Churchey
    Brad Churchey 5 days ago

    That Einstein conversation was hilarious

  • Micky Polouskin
    Micky Polouskin 6 days ago +1

    At 1:39:07 Theos head looks so much bigger than his body. He looks like a bobble head lmao

  • Jxcob Pxrker
    Jxcob Pxrker 6 days ago +1

    “were you injured?”

  • Mario E.
    Mario E. 6 days ago

    Calculus didn't exist until a guy was hit in the head by an Apple...
    Now people can't get Apple out of their heads...

  • Mario E.
    Mario E. 6 days ago

    "Normal People can't hang out with Midgets";
    "Two Naked Old Men and a Child Makes The World, depending on how you look at it";
    "Sugar Lizard in your Head = Lizard King of Pedophiles";
    "You get so Roman, you don't sleep on furniture";
    "Your insecurities are like a Home Run - Run Home Loop";
    "Lesbian Time-Travellers are too busy partying for Full Disclosure".

    Rappers WISH they could get these 99% Dark Artz Chocolate Barz...

  • YoChillMan
    YoChillMan 6 days ago


  • steve kedzior
    steve kedzior 7 days ago

    Did theo just mention The OA?!

  • J1. Then
    J1. Then 7 days ago +1

    Ethan: I wish I was born gay
    Hila: Am I a joke to you?

  • David Cieplik
    David Cieplik 8 days ago

    The way Theon shoots out of his hip with jokes making analogies and putting jokes into different contexts out of jump is a real gift. And you see almost nobody that good, Andrew Schulz and him are my favourite comedians in this era.

  • chill cherry
    chill cherry 8 days ago +1

    i wish this podcast went on forever

  • Permabulk
    Permabulk 8 days ago

    Def says beautiful lmao

  • Jack Baird
    Jack Baird 8 days ago

    "Be a part of a smile" beautiful little saying

  • RogerTHFC
    RogerTHFC 9 days ago +1

    I have a lot in common with Theo it's crazy

  • Mark Freeman
    Mark Freeman 9 days ago

    "Who reads a whole book? A f*cking... murderer?"

  • Tha Hoova
    Tha Hoova 10 days ago

    She twirling her hair thinking about fucking theo

  • Antman0216
    Antman0216 10 days ago

    By the end of middle school i was fucking lol, idk about you.

  • dabadadeeda
    dabadadeeda 10 days ago

    Theo is so unapologetically southern and i love it

  • UR Kubla
    UR Kubla 11 days ago


  • linus adhoc
    linus adhoc 11 days ago

    Ganesh from Gangladesh

  • bladeunderskin
    bladeunderskin 11 days ago

    grew up with a huge painting of Einstein on the wall. just wondered who the old creepy dude was, figured he was part of the family. its on the wall now in my home

  • linus adhoc
    linus adhoc 11 days ago

    Lawrence Einstein

  • Ramen Ruler
    Ramen Ruler 11 days ago

    This is probobly the funniest podcast i have seen

  • Thia
    Thia 11 days ago +1

    I can really relate when he talked about reflecting off of other people. If you're not connecting with people around you, you start to kind of go crazy after a while.

  • Dani over
    Dani over 12 days ago

    I know H3 and Theo from different places but had no idea they would work so well together.

  • Ethan Bender
    Ethan Bender 12 days ago

    Theo Von and Joe Dirt are the only people on the planet that can pull of that hairstyle.

  • LC
    LC 12 days ago +3

    I would give everything I own to be friends with Theo von

  • Daniel Murphy
    Daniel Murphy 13 days ago

    What about Tesla? Einstein was an idiot

  • Michael Anderson
    Michael Anderson 14 days ago +1

    9:12 Jesus that was so cringey. Love Ethan but growing up in LA gives you little to zero culture/understanding of the world outside your bubble.

    • Michael Anderson
      Michael Anderson 12 days ago

      @Meg love be careful of those LA douchey dark arts. Gang gang, onward.

    • Meg love
      Meg love 12 days ago

      I watched the part u time-stamped...but who grew up in LA? Ethan and Hila lived in New York City for years, and before that they lived in Israel for 2 years before Hila could come to the US. Plus, LA also is like a melting pot of culture. So who's uncultured and grew up in LA? I know it wasn't Theo. You're not making sense at all 🤷