Theo Von - H3 Podcast #109

  • Published on Mar 20, 2019
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  • L Em
    L Em 10 hours ago

    Get bart and Joe on here

  • amatøør
    amatøør 22 hours ago +1

    This episode was hilarious!

  • K4miko
    K4miko Day ago +1

    they took out part of my disc
    were you injured?
    ........... yes
    -dead air-

  • Dante The Giant
    Dante The Giant Day ago

    Somebody better tell theo hes gay and its ok

  • I am Jane1
    I am Jane1 2 days ago +1

    “Eating olives in the afternoon together” 😂

  • SAKE WRLD Believer 39/27

    if women suffered from hair lost the world would find a cure in a day

    • foodfood
      foodfood 2 hours ago

      we do but the world didnt :(

  • Something Else
    Something Else 2 days ago

    Why do I feel like theo is cross examining ethan

  • Phil Ill
    Phil Ill 2 days ago

    theo definitely says he is gay at 30:15 and had to talk his way out of it.

  • pprkt0
    pprkt0 2 days ago

    1:35 Hila likes him

  • Sandy G ʚïɞ
    Sandy G ʚïɞ 3 days ago


  • Lina Dorado
    Lina Dorado 3 days ago

    The book for Back Pain that Hila talks about is by DR.Sarno Healing Back Pain. Howard Stern swears by this doctor. We have a similar miracle story in our house, back pain that was so debilitating and reading his books cured it.

  • Will Hegs
    Will Hegs 4 days ago +2

    love how he likes jk

  • ChewwwBeccca
    ChewwwBeccca 4 days ago +1

    This guy is so charmingly hilarious, some of the stuff he says is meant to be innocent but it’s so fucking funny. You guys all had great chemistry, I’d say he’s one of the greatest guests you’ve had on the show

    • Phil Ill
      Phil Ill 3 days ago

      ChewwwBeccca if you really liked theo on this one watch the "tigerbelly" podcast with theo on there(its bobby lees podcast). or when bobby lee was on theos podcast called "this past weekend" youre gonna be laughing all night.

  • Baha Yeşilyurt
    Baha Yeşilyurt 4 days ago

    Sorry Ethan but my boy Albert didn't discover an explanation of light, Maxwell's equations made very good groundwork for that years earlier. It's basically oscillating waves in electric and magnetic fields.
    By the way what's with all the misinformation I hear from all the podcasts I follow?

  • ADR
    ADR 4 days ago

    I'm a little lost as to how this dude's girlfriend contributes to the podcast. The camera turns to her but all she does it obnoxiously laugh. lol

  • ADR
    ADR 4 days ago

    Water and sodium explodes??? I don't think so lol

  • Estevan Leal
    Estevan Leal 5 days ago

    Get Joey Diaz on the podcast

  • Mathews Barbosa
    Mathews Barbosa 5 days ago

    Gay time travellers
    that would make a good movie.

  • ConAar
    ConAar 5 days ago

    1:26:00 multiverse theory tho lol

  • drty_vert94 ¿
    drty_vert94 ¿ 6 days ago

    What in the Literal fuck is wrong with this guy's eyebrows 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Danielle Siegmann
    Danielle Siegmann 6 days ago


  • josh gallo
    josh gallo 6 days ago

    guys, check out our small podcasting soundcloud channel please, @t

  • Fredrik Hellqvist
    Fredrik Hellqvist 7 days ago

    Theo is so damn funny 😂😂😂

  • WhiteIce44
    WhiteIce44 8 days ago

    Theo's so funny, ya know

  • Deathbynature
    Deathbynature 8 days ago

    1:29:48 No, Newton got the ideas of calculus from reading texts from Arabic mathematicians. Ask Neil deGrasse Tyson.

    • Ozan Arayiz
      Ozan Arayiz 8 days ago

      Nope. Also Arabic texts written by Greeks, Assyrians, Persians and Kurds. Which Christians, Zoroastrians and Jewish people. Your black priviliged mentally ill fat so call prof had no idea about reality

  • Ozan Arayiz
    Ozan Arayiz 8 days ago

    And Jerry Seinfeld sucks

  • Jackie Waight
    Jackie Waight 8 days ago

    Are these podcasts on spotify cause this shit is interesting

  • Brian Smith
    Brian Smith 9 days ago

    Ethan's eyes are Crazy! Up down, left left right, down down up up, lol.

  • Mr.SmithGNR Smith
    Mr.SmithGNR Smith 9 days ago

    Still no evidence of black holes or any other nasa propaganda...all satan worshipping masons...cowards

  • Arya Mehryari
    Arya Mehryari 9 days ago +1

    Rip billy Conforto

  • The Slop Lobster
    The Slop Lobster 9 days ago +1

    This was a fucking trip and I loved every second

  • katielwitt
    katielwitt 9 days ago +4

    What a kind and understanding soul. You can tell Theo thinks about everything all the time, and his optimism is so refreshing and rare. He truly sees the beauty in life and isn't putting up a facade of happiness like so many of us do. I would love to see him come back regularly. Great show guys!

  • The Starting Artist
    The Starting Artist 9 days ago +1

    If you ever have a chance, watch an anime called steins gate, its about Einsteins theory applied to time travel along with a lot of facts from current time that show a possibility of time travel already done. Obviously do your research, but it gives a good basis and is a good show overall

  • Kimberly Nicole
    Kimberly Nicole 10 days ago

    hope the baby comes on time so I can share a birthday with a legend.

  • N G
    N G 11 days ago

    This Theo, is a real character. GG.

  • Araweelo Spirit
    Araweelo Spirit 11 days ago

    I’ve had a 7 hour conversation once. No word of a lie

    ZSTRODE. 11 days ago

    I have no idea who this guy is but he's funny as hell

  • marschiee
    marschiee 11 days ago +1

    I used to really enjoy this podcast but the last ones has been hard to watch. It started with the Bill Burr episode I think.

    • werewolvesbyday
      werewolvesbyday 9 days ago +1

      ethan has no sense for comedic timing or comedy in general that isn't rehearsed. i also don't understand why he feels the need to talk about his dad being a soulless husk to a comedian, get dr phil or something. it's good he got theo because only theo could work with a dude this awkward.

  • Jocelyn Eva Seagreen
    Jocelyn Eva Seagreen 11 days ago

    I couldn't even get through the H3H3 reaction video of the woman eating the crab/lobster thing, I literally tried twice. I'm usually a calm and tolerant person but for some reason hearing the sounds of other people eat makes me irrationally infuriated.

  • Trents Luck
    Trents Luck 12 days ago

    I’m from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He is the definition of a Louisianian

  • Txkkeo
    Txkkeo 12 days ago

    This is the funniest episode yet.

  • Landry Ntaryamira
    Landry Ntaryamira 12 days ago +1

    This whole episode was just just therapy

  • Griffin Harry
    Griffin Harry 12 days ago

    I didn't know who Theo Von or Gus Johnson were but their both hilarious. Respect to Gus for wearing the Peep shirt too, I'm happy to see Peeps fanbase still growing.

  • TheC4Mag
    TheC4Mag 12 days ago

    "I have to be in BC in half an hour"

  • RC Ranch
    RC Ranch 13 days ago +1

    H3 is just a propagandist channel that is anti Trump. H3 trys to disguise their videos as news but they are only trying to degrade our president Donald J Trump. H3 gets massive "charitable donations" from anti Trump foundations.

  • RC Ranch
    RC Ranch 13 days ago

    I haven't watched the video yet but I'm just going to assume that you smash president Donald Trump the whole time so I'm going to have to unsubscribe from you. I thought that your channel was a news channel but your channel is just a bull shit propaganda channel.

    • Ultraviolence
      Ultraviolence 4 days ago

      RC Ranch they didn’t even mention trump in the podcast....

  • OSD
    OSD 13 days ago

    1:09:53 has to be the strangest moment on the h3h3 podcast. Especially right after they talk about dead air. Shit got super serious quick.

  • Stephen
    Stephen 13 days ago

    Shoutout sigep!

  • Jesus Gonzalez
    Jesus Gonzalez 13 days ago

    Whats with the michael jackson head piece with fupa bennie

  • A _
    A _ 13 days ago +1

    Honestly I almost never watch these all the way through unless I know the guest. But I just stumbled upon a Theo Von highlight vid when it autoplayed from a different video and it was so good that I had to check out the whole episode.
    This guy is absolutely the best guest for any podcast I've ever seen. I really hope he comes back later on, and I'm going to for sure be finding more content he is in.

  • SandstormSouth
    SandstormSouth 14 days ago

    This is probably my new favorite episode. The entire podcast was so funny and interesting. Quite possibly better than the Fire relief episode.

  • dipset22554
    dipset22554 14 days ago

    Anybody know the Einstein documentary Ethan mentions

  • Shocking Pink
    Shocking Pink 14 days ago

    please bring back Theo Von in the future

  • K3VYK3V1
    K3VYK3V1 14 days ago

    ..hila, 90's hip hop called they want their clothes back.

  • I am House
    I am House 14 days ago

    *hello guys*

  • Elgin Coates
    Elgin Coates 14 days ago

    Therapy has been doing wonders for Theo.

  • Macro
    Macro 14 days ago +4

    I'd like to think Ethan and Theo became good friends after this.

  • David MacDavidson
    David MacDavidson 14 days ago

    I really thought Theo was going to say his favourite small about was 1/8 😂

  • Denis Baiguskarov
    Denis Baiguskarov 14 days ago

    Ethan let's face it, the chances for you to outlive Hila is pretty slim 👴

  • strngr.
    strngr. 15 days ago

    This podcast helped me understand a lot about myself. Thank you Theo, Ethan and Hila. From the bottom of my heart. Keep your head up people!

  • Joe Wayne
    Joe Wayne 15 days ago

    A wet gram hahaha

  • Big Sick Nigha
    Big Sick Nigha 15 days ago

    1:28:24 Theo comin in with yet another hitter about his boy Billie Conforto.....

  • Nick Lazur
    Nick Lazur 15 days ago

    "Dude, Boron's for hoes bruh!"

  • Garrett Durham
    Garrett Durham 16 days ago

    We’re on a different time line than people who went back in time. When you go back in time you go back to a different time line.

  • Harrison Friedman
    Harrison Friedman 16 days ago

    He’s talking about cake for 6 mins

  • Cade
    Cade 16 days ago

    @57:40 him talking about K&B holy shit he’s definitely from Louisiana I thought those stores were erased from everyone’s memories. They disappeared after about 95

  • Mark Lambert
    Mark Lambert 16 days ago

    Started watching 2weeks ago love this dude

  • Weedle
    Weedle 16 days ago

    ethans poor dad >.>

  • Ali Leahy
    Ali Leahy 16 days ago

    “Borons for hoes bro”

  • Mase Tulsa
    Mase Tulsa 16 days ago


  • Jonathan Momperousse
    Jonathan Momperousse 16 days ago

    Were you injured........yea.......

  • NorthShore Ireland
    NorthShore Ireland 17 days ago

    Possibly the funniest person ever😂😂 each sentence is better then the last

  • Orest B.
    Orest B. 17 days ago

    That middle section about anger and mental stuff went deeeep

  • Toronto Bud
    Toronto Bud 17 days ago

    1:29:08 I am in fucking tears. Holy shit

  • Eek Man
    Eek Man 17 days ago

    Black guy says, “SIR!”

  • Gaius Germanicus
    Gaius Germanicus 17 days ago

    Theo is the man, but H3 is a total sellout.....

  • DannerPC
    DannerPC 17 days ago +1

    i need to see joey diaz on here to die happy

  • S N Shah
    S N Shah 17 days ago +2

    Enjoyed this so much. Theo is a real sweetheart. Laughing tears here.

  • Mikael Pshemish
    Mikael Pshemish 17 days ago +3

    Anyone know the name of the doc about Einstein on Netflix that Ethan was talking about?

  • Everyday Bodybuilding
    Everyday Bodybuilding 17 days ago +1

    It seems really crappy to talk down about your parents and air your personal and private family flaws to hundreds of thousands of people.

  • Shaolin Dure
    Shaolin Dure 17 days ago +1

    The one brilliant thing Einstein knew how to do was read patents. The end.

  • dfmathews111
    dfmathews111 18 days ago

    Best part of the R Kelly video is when he points to America.

  • Rico Suave
    Rico Suave 18 days ago

    yeaa hotness

  • Joe Sheppard
    Joe Sheppard 18 days ago

    Big up JK!

  • Mathieu Savoie
    Mathieu Savoie 18 days ago


  • stolentoilet
    stolentoilet 18 days ago +1

    Theo Von is so underrated! I saw a random clip of him on youtube a year ago and thought that, and it's still true!

  • Social Panda
    Social Panda 18 days ago

    I feel like Theo would look cool bald

  • James Lankester
    James Lankester 19 days ago +63

    "Gay guys rubbin' together starting fires and shit"
    "Flint and Stanley"
    My god there will never be a podcast host that can keep up with Theo's brain.

  • Calvin denBoer
    Calvin denBoer 19 days ago

    Am I going crazy or is one of the suggested videos at the end of the stall video... this video? How? Wut? What've I missed?

  • Aurko Mukherjee
    Aurko Mukherjee 19 days ago

    This was the best podcast ever hahahahaha, I laughed so hard man that was awesome!

  • Anthony Batuello
    Anthony Batuello 19 days ago +1

    Get dave grohl and or krist novoseliç on

  • Gabriel Varney
    Gabriel Varney 19 days ago

    Omg i wanna give this guy a hug 😭😢

  • Graham Burdon
    Graham Burdon 19 days ago

    I like how real and honest they are on the podcast

  • Liam Carey
    Liam Carey 19 days ago +3

    rip billy conforto who ate some pills and drove into an embankment

  • Farquad of the Islands

    If you love Theo Von, watch his episode of The Church of What's Happening Now with Joey Diaz (ep 383). They both took mushrooms at the beginning of the show and had quite possibly one of the funniest podcasts I've ever seen. Joey Diaz and Theo Von are the BEST combination. Two absolute power houses

  • Psycho Mantis
    Psycho Mantis 19 days ago +2

    Top 5 podcasts
    5. Joey Diaz the church of what's happening now.
    4. Bill Burr the Monday morning Podcast
    3. Congratulations chris d'elia
    2. TFATK
    1. JRE, of course.

    • Psycho Mantis
      Psycho Mantis 19 days ago

      +Sean Jordan yep

    • Sean Jordan
      Sean Jordan 19 days ago +1

      Psycho Mantis 7 this is a video with the legend Theo von and you felt the need to post this?

  • Psycho Mantis
    Psycho Mantis 19 days ago +1

    h3h3 needs to be on JRE

  • Sean Dyer
    Sean Dyer 20 days ago

    Hey man let me get that courtesy flush

  • Villain Vc
    Villain Vc 20 days ago

    When h3 asks Theo we’re u injured Theo said yea but he looks hella sad or somthing

  • sheephead3
    sheephead3 20 days ago

    1:11:53 Dude who reads a whole book? A fucking murderer? -Theo