Tom Segura Overdoses - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

  • Published on Jul 30, 2013
  • Tom Segura returns home from college for the first time and ends up in the emergency room.
  • ComedyComedy

Comments • 1 598

  • Bob Blob
    Bob Blob 7 hours ago

    Favorite comedian!

  • Mysterious Cheerios
    Mysterious Cheerios 8 hours ago

    Clicked like 👍

  • netrioter
    netrioter Day ago

    Why in the actual fuck is Harley Failenstien in the opening clip...FUCK EPIC FAIL TIME

  • Yasin Mekki
    Yasin Mekki Day ago

    Holy shit. Are these true stories?

  • The Humungus
    The Humungus Day ago

    Why are Tom’s doctors always assholes?

  • mtb416
    mtb416 Day ago

    Tom, you fucktard, you’re probably not better than this, but you damn well should be.

  • BobbyBonus 303
    BobbyBonus 303 2 days ago

    Ghb was fun! Slc utah circa '98!

  • Nathan Powers
    Nathan Powers 2 days ago

    These days people telling stories about how much of a shit person they were passes for comedy. You can hear better stories than this at any party from random drunks.

    • mikeyh0
      mikeyh0 Day ago

      And those random drunks are in a public restroom talking to themselves in a stall. Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. MY stories are way better.......if only I could remember them.

  • T Money
    T Money 2 days ago +3

    Such a Tampa story the Only place where people take ghb made in bathtub like that cool

  • Jason Carnegie
    Jason Carnegie 2 days ago

    "These are institutional lights."

  • DansHigh __
    DansHigh __ 3 days ago

    I remember when this clip hit 1mil! Time flies big ups too mommy tommy!

  • Adam Spade
    Adam Spade 3 days ago +12

    Cool. I just learned of a new drug to try.

  • elnubnub
    elnubnub 3 days ago

    I miss Fat Tom... for comedic purpose

  • plissken151
    plissken151 4 days ago

    the host of this show looks like one of those anti-semitic caricatures the nazis would put up.sad.
    Tom Segura is funny as shit though.

  • Himanshu Khimasia
    Himanshu Khimasia 4 days ago

    This is the lesson i took: If you're fat, you can take a shit ton of drugs.

  • Jamey Haas
    Jamey Haas 4 days ago

    jk wasnt a thing in 1997

  • Jerome Garcia
    Jerome Garcia 4 days ago

    I almost shot myself with a 22 in my head because a round got stuck in the slide....
    It was someone else's gun off the record and I was being a kid, by jamming the back of the slide shot the round just passed my face, the heat 9f the bullet on my forehead and me like holy fuckin shit...
    Put this bitch back and till this day nothing about the hole through the ceiling...
    We are all dumb af when teenagers...sometimes we escape with lessons...

  • Dolce Luxe
    Dolce Luxe 5 days ago

    So high and so tight

  • Its Gametime
    Its Gametime 5 days ago

    I love this guy like seriously

  • D-Day Fitness
    D-Day Fitness 5 days ago


  • Nate
    Nate 6 days ago

    Whats the intro song??

  • Estee Hanvey
    Estee Hanvey 8 days ago

    I wanted to cry a little when he mentioned his parents.. so funny but also we can all relate a little

  • Dynabenis V2
    Dynabenis V2 9 days ago

    Jk didn’t exist in 1997

    • akos ua
      akos ua 5 days ago

      Its called a JOKE fuck

  • Julianna H5782
    Julianna H5782 9 days ago

    Ah, yes. 90s E. So good, if you knew what you were doing. I did many a candy flipping... Good times.

  • Marius Klovstad
    Marius Klovstad 9 days ago

  • ????
    ???? 9 days ago

    Lol 🌹

  • Josh Martens
    Josh Martens 11 days ago

    10:48 Ari loses his shit haha

  • Norman J. Murk
    Norman J. Murk 12 days ago

    It's FPF, Fat Protection Factor

  • The Anti Christ
    The Anti Christ 12 days ago +11

    my grandmother at her own funeral was funnier than Ari Shafer has ever been.

  • •Sammy •
    •Sammy • 13 days ago +1

    Tom kinda sounds like Lee Syatt from The Church of What's Happening Now😆

  • nope problem
    nope problem 13 days ago

    No one would say JK back in 1997. Fake and gay

  • Jason Keller
    Jason Keller 14 days ago +1

    Tom segura is 40? Wtf now I feel old.

  • G G
    G G 14 days ago

    Is he in a strip club? Lolol

  • Papa Bear
    Papa Bear 14 days ago

    The g hole

  • jake pip
    jake pip 14 days ago

    All that floor cleaner bullshit, they just say that to scare people.

  • M G
    M G 15 days ago


  • Lazarus Zoolander
    Lazarus Zoolander 15 days ago

    Moral of the story....
    Kids are stupid!!

  • Chief Silver Stacker
    Chief Silver Stacker 16 days ago

    Never snort X...........

  • swirlingabyss
    swirlingabyss 16 days ago +3

    The industrial cleaner stuff is called GBL, it's the precursor to GHB.

  • Manic Rhymes
    Manic Rhymes 16 days ago

    This dude still pissed that Theo fucked his wife hahah!!!

  • DesolateDoctor Jones
    DesolateDoctor Jones 16 days ago


  • Jemand
    Jemand 16 days ago +1

    Can someone tell me where to find these places? I'm from Germany and want to go to stand up shows like these -exactly like these, the bar is so cool!

  • Brian Hood
    Brian Hood 18 days ago

    The heroin came from the Exstacy pills.

  • Adam Williams
    Adam Williams 18 days ago

    8:26 still not funny yet..waiting........11:14 nope. but it takes some balls 2 do this job. cause a lot of times "people = Sμ!Г" slipknot

  • Chuck Brown
    Chuck Brown 19 days ago

    I guess I will never understand this obsession with drugs in America.

  • Harris P
    Harris P 19 days ago +4

    "that part where he called you fat was the best part"
    yeah dummy its called a punchline

  • foredamusic
    foredamusic 19 days ago

    Tom segura is fucking awesome. Ari shafir is rubbish

  • Nathan Dufresne
    Nathan Dufresne 19 days ago

    I heard Tom Sugar hates kangaroos and mice.

  • Loch121
    Loch121 19 days ago


  • Jerry Korczak
    Jerry Korczak 21 day ago +1

    cool band ..
    come on over I suport new ppl.................. .Music Rock and Roll

  • billiondollardan
    billiondollardan 23 days ago +4

    I can't believe this is SIX YEARS ago already. Tommy boy looks better today than he did back then

  • Dietrick Miller
    Dietrick Miller 24 days ago +2

    The host is a corn dog.

    • Dietrick Miller
      Dietrick Miller 22 days ago

      “the best part was when he called you fat” ...really? Are you in 2nd grade right now?
      LOL! I mean- “hu hu your funny"

  • Ted Wilson
    Ted Wilson 24 days ago

    Fat Will Forte

  • kidwave1
    kidwave1 26 days ago

    JK for just kidding, did not exist in 1997!

    • William Miller
      William Miller 20 days ago

      Keep fighting that good fight. JK!

  • Trevor P
    Trevor P 27 days ago

    Calling bullshit on the jk part. In 97 people didn’t say jk

  • Terence Banda
    Terence Banda 27 days ago

    This some real sassy shit

  • Matt Matters
    Matt Matters 28 days ago +1

    We thought you were a good kid, Tom!

  • Christina La Cour
    Christina La Cour Month ago +1

    GHB is deadly!

  • Nicholas Gaulin
    Nicholas Gaulin Month ago +2

    "That's why I still haven't lost the weight you guys" *dead*

  • king of controversy
    king of controversy Month ago +2

    Comedy is always better when it's done next to a stripper pole😆😆😆✌✌👍👍

  • Let It Reign
    Let It Reign Month ago

    Hilarious story

  • Telios Abraxas
    Telios Abraxas Month ago +1

    Totally made up the story, but oh well.

    • William Miller
      William Miller 20 days ago

      Thanks, I couldn’t have lived without knowing that comedians make shit up for laughs.

  • Neal McBeal
    Neal McBeal Month ago

    "can you save that for when im breathing on my own?"

  • Dream State Films
    Dream State Films Month ago

    There are at least 200,000 women in the world who would have children with this man this year.
    Five are in the audience.

  • Josh Martin
    Josh Martin Month ago

    This is funniest guy on This Is Not Happening

  • Alex Allen
    Alex Allen Month ago


  • IcyMidnight
    IcyMidnight Month ago

    0:45 for the start

  • baby gzuz
    baby gzuz Month ago

    Fckn hilarious! Had me rollin!😂😂

  • Matthew
    Matthew Month ago

    Overdosing is not fuckin fun and only when i tell other people who have done drugs laugh 😂

  • 600 hall
    600 hall Month ago

    watch 2 retards talk for an hour

  • Ed Monix
    Ed Monix Month ago +5

    GHB is no joke, never used it but seem so many blow-out, that being said this was funny as

    SEMAJ Month ago


  • Codyjb818
    Codyjb818 Month ago

    0:23 what happened to Coco?

  • Digi Dawg
    Digi Dawg Month ago

    The ecstasy pill must've been a bean. Which is a mix of all drugs.

    • Rapier Actual
      Rapier Actual Month ago

      I just took one of those the other day but I could only feel the coke

    • Big Bandito
      Big Bandito Month ago

      A bean ain’t a mix of all drugs you fuckin baboon a bean is a molly or ectasy

  • stan
    stan Month ago


  • David Hester
    David Hester Month ago

    my NAME IS CJ AND THIS IS MY (skips fucking shit intro)

  • J P
    J P Month ago

    Whats up everybody

  • Billy The Kid
    Billy The Kid Month ago

    Did ghb once we were putting it in our drinks

  • Ke Ke
    Ke Ke Month ago

    Back in the day when ari hosted this and it didnt suck ass. miss it

  • Evileye68
    Evileye68 Month ago +1

    Tom Segura is the Bob Newhart of this generation! .. there I said it

    CAT DURGS Month ago +1

    ... Im masturbating

  • mutante delorto
    mutante delorto Month ago

    pure ghb will melt a bottle. so I guess it's sold diluted

  • Jasper Arce
    Jasper Arce Month ago

    everybody knows even your parents

  • Myth Allen
    Myth Allen Month ago +1

    Was JK a thing in 97 ?

  • Tim Jordan
    Tim Jordan Month ago

    I legit had tears coming out of my eyes from laughing when he said WD40 LMAO

  • Mcdougal
    Mcdougal Month ago

    if this ever happens to any of you... just spit until youve got the right amount in your mouth. when it kicks in you wont feel as bad about being rude

  • The Media
    The Media Month ago

    When I was 16 I accidentally overdosed on over the counter allergy medicine (I don't remember the brand). I kept forgetting I took one and just kept taking more. I ended up filling a large trashcan with bile and I couldn't eat for days afterwards because my throat was burnt all to hell from the vomiting. I didn't even have to go to that hospital I just passed out, and woke back up covered in vomit. My parents were angry.

  • Kvamus
    Kvamus Month ago

    So captain charisma at the end is Ari Shaffir, but I can't figure out why he's allowed to be there. I've watched a few of these now and he kills the mood instantly every damn time. His worst is after Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos which had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes, but then Ari comes out and just ruins it.

  • Ken Money
    Ken Money Month ago

    anyone know the intro song?

  • Nathan Rish
    Nathan Rish Month ago

    Sooo funny

  • PreMRaGe
    PreMRaGe Month ago

    that not mad just disappointed hit too close to home

    GLOCKISM 2 months ago +1

    It all lead up to a fat joke...Toms a genius.

  • Paul Macaluso
    Paul Macaluso 2 months ago

    The heroin and cocaine and everything was from bunk x pull he ate at first

  • shooglechic
    shooglechic 2 months ago +3

    I am SO GLAD he survived.

  • Stev3
    Stev3 2 months ago

    9 doses of GHB.....lucky he was only in a coma

  • Roger Wilco
    Roger Wilco 2 months ago

    I wanna do ghb

  • CDKJ 85
    CDKJ 85 2 months ago

    Its weird how Tom and Christina look alike when the smile sometimes.

  • Axelz
    Axelz 2 months ago

    “Jay kay”😂

  • Wrel Rel
    Wrel Rel 2 months ago

    Ghb is phucking nasty.

  • dustmart84
    dustmart84 2 months ago

    I can't believe Ari lost his show. Bs.