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Why in the actual fuck is Harley Failenstien in the opening clip...FUCK EPIC FAIL TIME
Holy shit. Are these true stories?
Why are Tom’s doctors always assholes?
Tom, you fucktard, you’re probably not better than this, but you damn well should be.
Ghb was fun! Slc utah circa '98!
These days people telling stories about how much of a shit person they were passes for comedy. You can hear better stories than this at any party from random drunks.
And those random drunks are in a public restroom talking to themselves in a stall. Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. MY stories are way better.......if only I could remember them.
Such a Tampa story the Only place where people take ghb made in bathtub like that cool
"These are institutional lights."
I remember when this clip hit 1mil! Time flies big ups too mommy tommy!
Cool. I just learned of a new drug to try.
Yeah it's fun just be careful.
I miss Fat Tom... for comedic purpose
the host of this show looks like one of those anti-semitic caricatures the nazis would put up.sad.Tom Segura is funny as shit though.
This is the lesson i took: If you're fat, you can take a shit ton of drugs.
jk wasnt a thing in 1997
LolI almost shot myself with a 22 in my head because a round got stuck in the slide....It was someone else's gun off the record and I was being a kid, by jamming the back of the slide shot the round just passed my face, the heat 9f the bullet on my forehead and me like holy fuckin shit...Put this bitch back and till this day nothing about the hole through the ceiling...We are all dumb af when teenagers...sometimes we escape with lessons...
So high and so tight
I love this guy like seriously
Whats the intro song??
I wanted to cry a little when he mentioned his parents.. so funny but also we can all relate a little
Jk didn’t exist in 1997
Its called a JOKE fuck
Ah, yes. 90s E. So good, if you knew what you were doing. I did many a candy flipping... Good times.
10:48 Ari loses his shit haha
It's FPF, Fat Protection Factor
my grandmother at her own funeral was funnier than Ari Shafer has ever been.
Tom kinda sounds like Lee Syatt from The Church of What's Happening Now😆
No one would say JK back in 1997. Fake and gay
Tom segura is 40? Wtf now I feel old.
Is he in a strip club? Lolol
The g hole
All that floor cleaner bullshit, they just say that to scare people.
Moral of the story....Kids are stupid!!
Never snort X...........
The industrial cleaner stuff is called GBL, it's the precursor to GHB.
This dude still pissed that Theo fucked his wife hahah!!!
Can someone tell me where to find these places? I'm from Germany and want to go to stand up shows like these -exactly like these, the bar is so cool!
The heroin came from the Exstacy pills.
8:26 still not funny yet..waiting........11:14 nope. but it takes some balls 2 do this job. cause a lot of times "people = Sμ!Г" slipknot
I guess I will never understand this obsession with drugs in America.
"that part where he called you fat was the best part" yeah dummy its called a punchline
Tom segura is fucking awesome. Ari shafir is rubbish
I heard Tom Sugar hates kangaroos and mice.
cool band .. come on over I suport new ppl.................. .Music Rock and Roll
I can't believe this is SIX YEARS ago already. Tommy boy looks better today than he did back then
The host is a corn dog.
“the best part was when he called you fat” ...really? Are you in 2nd grade right now?LOL! I mean- “hu hu your funny"
Fat Will Forte
JK for just kidding, did not exist in 1997!
kidwave1 Keep fighting that good fight. JK!
Calling bullshit on the jk part. In 97 people didn’t say jk
This some real sassy shit
We thought you were a good kid, Tom!
GHB is deadly!
"That's why I still haven't lost the weight you guys" *dead*
Comedy is always better when it's done next to a stripper pole😆😆😆✌✌👍👍
Totally made up the story, but oh well.
Thanks, I couldn’t have lived without knowing that comedians make shit up for laughs.
"can you save that for when im breathing on my own?"
There are at least 200,000 women in the world who would have children with this man this year. Five are in the audience.
This is funniest guy on This Is Not Happening
0:45 for the start
Fckn hilarious! Had me rollin!😂😂
Overdosing is not fuckin fun and only when i tell other people who have done drugs laugh 😂
watch 2 retards talk for an hour soundcloud.com/600hallpodcast
GHB is no joke, never used it but seem so many blow-out, that being said this was funny as
0:23 what happened to Coco?
The ecstasy pill must've been a bean. Which is a mix of all drugs.
I just took one of those the other day but I could only feel the coke
A bean ain’t a mix of all drugs you fuckin baboon a bean is a molly or ectasy
TOM SEGURA FUCKING BLEW OUT CUNT I’M DEAD AHAHAHAHAHAHA
my NAME IS CJ AND THIS IS MY (skips fucking shit intro)
Whats up everybody
Did ghb once we were putting it in our drinks
Back in the day when ari hosted this and it didnt suck ass. miss it
Tom Segura is the Bob Newhart of this generation! .. there I said it
... Im masturbatingLOL
pure ghb will melt a bottle. so I guess it's sold diluted
everybody knows even your parentsman
heroin is my favorite snack
Was JK a thing in 97 ?
I legit had tears coming out of my eyes from laughing when he said WD40 LMAO
if this ever happens to any of you... just spit until youve got the right amount in your mouth. when it kicks in you wont feel as bad about being rude
When I was 16 I accidentally overdosed on over the counter allergy medicine (I don't remember the brand). I kept forgetting I took one and just kept taking more. I ended up filling a large trashcan with bile and I couldn't eat for days afterwards because my throat was burnt all to hell from the vomiting. I didn't even have to go to that hospital I just passed out, and woke back up covered in vomit. My parents were angry.
So captain charisma at the end is Ari Shaffir, but I can't figure out why he's allowed to be there. I've watched a few of these now and he kills the mood instantly every damn time. His worst is after Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos which had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes, but then Ari comes out and just ruins it.
anyone know the intro song?
that not mad just disappointed hit too close to home
It all lead up to a fat joke...Toms a genius.
The heroin and cocaine and everything was from bunk x pull he ate at first
I am SO GLAD he survived.
9 doses of GHB.....lucky he was only in a coma
I wanna do ghb
Its weird how Tom and Christina look alike when the smile sometimes.
Ghb is phucking nasty.
I can't believe Ari lost his show. Bs.