MY DRUNK KITCHEN: Pillow Pizza Pockets! (great snack recipe)

  • Published on Nov 18, 2016
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  • kookies and kream
    kookies and kream 10 months ago

    *boo boo*

  • Unicornlover 123
    Unicornlover 123 Year ago

    At least she's some what functional whilst drunk 😅

  • Kyla Brede
    Kyla Brede Year ago

    That's my favorite wine!

  • Project Dark star

    i luv calzones

  • Jessica K
    Jessica K Year ago

    wax paper is not parchment!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont let yourself use wax over parchment! CANCER!

  • girl enthusiast
    girl enthusiast Year ago

    Calzones? *CALL BEN*

  • Alana Shrader
    Alana Shrader Year ago

    You ok over there hannah

  • Just a Lesbean
    Just a Lesbean Year ago

    She's such a little bean, I love her

  • Richie Griswold
    Richie Griswold Year ago +1


  • Nate Whitbey
    Nate Whitbey Year ago

    I like how you’re totally a liberal and your ad is a prager university video... lol you’re so dumb.

  • Layla Leezy
    Layla Leezy Year ago

    I love drunk Hannah

  • potato pot pie
    potato pot pie Year ago

    Is anyone from watching this getting frickin hungry?😩

  • Jonathan OwO
    Jonathan OwO Year ago

    I like drunk hart

  • Katie Hubbert
    Katie Hubbert Year ago +1

    2:12 reminds me of the psycho blonde from the new Ghostbusters

  • NoneOfYourConcern

    This is the first Hannah hart video I have ever watcher....... It's glorious.

  • Sully
    Sully Year ago

    The beginning had me cackling.

  • -KENI -
    -KENI - Year ago

    I miss when youtube was like this

  • Madi Strauss
    Madi Strauss Year ago

    OMG Hannah you look amazing in that little button up crop top

  • Madi Strauss
    Madi Strauss Year ago

    Nooooo Hannah that is wax paper not parchment paper!!!!! Wax paper burns and catches on fire!!!!! Side note tho calzones are fucking delicious

  • janelle s
    janelle s Year ago

    the future of italian fast food, the low-cal calzone zone

  • Nicholas Spencer
    Nicholas Spencer 2 years ago

    She looks drunk and stoned

  • Alexander Hill
    Alexander Hill 2 years ago

    Finally! I always thought the only thing missing from these videos were more Yentl references!

  • Beatriz Alvarez
    Beatriz Alvarez 2 years ago +1

    I'm sorry I just have to say this ...HANNAH YOU ARE SO CUTE ,ok bye~💃🏼

  • Ayzion
    Ayzion 2 years ago +1

    3:38 me trying to flirt or date

  • Alex Q
    Alex Q 2 years ago

    Cook meal for X amount of time. Microwave marinara and cheese for a pre meal snack! #tipsandtricks haha

  • Tova Napell
    Tova Napell 2 years ago

    hey Hannah I just saw you live and there is a channel called my kitchen and the host is name Berry and you two would make an awesome video together I know I would watch it oh do you have any pets I how two dogs

  • C Roberts
    C Roberts 2 years ago

    i think this is my favourite Hannah shirt

  • Bailee Ku
    Bailee Ku 2 years ago

    the low-cal calzone zone

  • Ghostface1984
    Ghostface1984 2 years ago

    Humanity can no longer be helped. How can you look at something. You must know they deserve money with it.
    The more this garbage looks, the more garbage this lady produces.
    I mean she is not even drunk. This is all acting!

  • Dani Bravo
    Dani Bravo 2 years ago

    I love hannah when shes wine drunk.

  • gaming king
    gaming king 2 years ago

    ur drunk go home

  • brothatsnice
    brothatsnice 2 years ago

    0:50 did she just flip me off

  • RadicalErin
    RadicalErin 2 years ago

    Extra tip: If you put the parchment paper under the food the first time, most of the mess pretty much peels off.

  • Blair Sprogis
    Blair Sprogis 2 years ago

    i love you\!!!!!

  • Courtney Renee
    Courtney Renee 2 years ago

    3:53 lets be real you just made out with your food

  • hoodiesarah
    hoodiesarah 2 years ago

    To all Americans, it has a E on the end and it is pronounced. Thank you

  • IDChristian
    IDChristian 2 years ago +1

    I love how you are using real mozzarella and Italian tomato sauce!

  • Videos4all
    Videos4all 2 years ago

    drunk kitchen is best from ur side keep doing it

  • Broadwaylover97
    Broadwaylover97 2 years ago


    CLIFFORD PENROD 2 years ago

    your my chef I drink to

  • Makenzie Nolt
    Makenzie Nolt 2 years ago +1

    This is probably my favorite my drunk kitchen 😂😂

  • ihatepopstars15
    ihatepopstars15 2 years ago

    this show makes me feel infinitely better about my eating/drinking habits. yay!!!

  • Dylan Ruggeri
    Dylan Ruggeri 2 years ago

    im actually shocked that you bothered to put it on a plate instead of just eating off the pan

  • Sydney Rich
    Sydney Rich 2 years ago

    oh my god its 14 hands. I drink that wine. a lot

  • Jessica jenkins
    Jessica jenkins 2 years ago

    Halloween is spooky and Hannah hart is gorgeous ❤️

  • Zonnisse Givens
    Zonnisse Givens 2 years ago +1

    I am not gonna lie Hannah is fucking hot

  • AJ
    AJ 2 years ago

    Does anyone notice to send music in the background? Also, fire was not invented it was discovered. but I also understand she's drunk so I guess she couldn't understand.

  • saikogrrl
    saikogrrl 2 years ago

    Is it just me or is Hannah's shirt getting shorter and shorter? XD

  • lil mochi
    lil mochi 2 years ago

    When she said "This us how they created fire" Was I the only one who thought of BTS?

  • Carla Tomic
    Carla Tomic 2 years ago

    Oh, Hannah I think you should take more care of your liver.

  • Aubrey S
    Aubrey S 2 years ago

    0:50 "Don't do anything hard"
    ...says one of my favorite lesbians

  • Aubrey S
    Aubrey S 2 years ago +1

    expiration dates are vague. 😂

  • Rosi Kumanova
    Rosi Kumanova 2 years ago

    Where's Ben Wyatt?

  • amzing katie
    amzing katie 2 years ago

    sit for a second and question your life choices

  • Kari Sorenson
    Kari Sorenson 2 years ago

    Hannah, you are so drunk

  • Seth Blanco
    Seth Blanco 2 years ago

    lol girrrrrlllll hahahaa

  • Molto Dolce
    Molto Dolce 2 years ago

    why do you all just use crescent rolls for everything dont you have puff pastry in america

  • Jason Pruett
    Jason Pruett 2 years ago

    One of my favorite episodes. Great Job Hannah

  • Teresa
    Teresa 2 years ago

    yay for drunk hannah and cheese.

  • Big Scarecrow
    Big Scarecrow 2 years ago

    i think she might have an alcohol problem

  • Amsiekins
    Amsiekins 2 years ago


  • k.j.e.
    k.j.e. 2 years ago

    finally someone understands my laziness for cleaning dishes

  • Rutva L
    Rutva L 2 years ago

    she is so random, I love her!!!

  • Lonely Lay
    Lonely Lay 2 years ago

    Your wird

  • unapologetically canadian

    Calzone < Pizza

  • Iffanytay
    Iffanytay 2 years ago

    I love your videos, they make me feel so much better about my own cooking xD

  • Cameron Mac
    Cameron Mac 2 years ago

    I just came across one of your other videos a couple weeks ago and loved it, which led me to get Buffering on audible, which i've already listened to twice. I relate to so much of what you talk about. So naturally I had to check your MDK videos out and you are hilarious! Also...aluminum foil also works to cook and not have to clean dishes ;)

  • JJsunshine109
    JJsunshine109 2 years ago

    Can Hannah get Joe Biden to come on and make homemade ice cream?

  • Frosted_flake_fox00
    Frosted_flake_fox00 2 years ago

    Were u drunk just asking

  • MuhammadAli_GOAT
    MuhammadAli_GOAT 2 years ago

    What do you want to be when you are older? "I want to make my parents proud, so I want to become a famous pisshead on TVclip"

  • Alexandria Hill
    Alexandria Hill 2 years ago

    how are you drinking red wine without getting wine teeth??

  • Dan the Dude
    Dan the Dude 2 years ago

    1:25 who else wishes they were the pumpkin 🖐🖐🖐

  • ezralleigh
    ezralleigh 2 years ago

    immediate thought: maybe make the little pillows just filled with cheese, and heat up some marinara for dipping? it would probably help the cheese-sauce-pastry ratio! (i might make these later. this video made me hungry. oopth.)

  • Anastasia McCarthy
    Anastasia McCarthy 2 years ago

    The worst thing about pumpkins is that they are hallow, eeen

  • Bluey's Momma TPaz
    Bluey's Momma TPaz 2 years ago

    P.s. even if you use parchment paper,you still have to wash your cooking pans after it just won't be as messy ;-)

  • Heather Hogan
    Heather Hogan 2 years ago

    Hannah, you make me squeal with laughter. You also make me cry. Love you.

  • Natasha Mazumdar
    Natasha Mazumdar 2 years ago

    Oh god I've had the Our Daily Red and it's awful. Also if I were Hannah's friend I'd never eat at her house because who knows what she put on her face earlier.

  • sarah murray
    sarah murray 2 years ago

    She was extra drunk in this one lol

  • Scoop92
    Scoop92 2 years ago +2

    Is anyone else legitimately concerned that she used wax paper instead of parchment paper?

  • Ernomobiili
    Ernomobiili 2 years ago

    man how I have missed you being this drunk :DD

  • Hollie Ward
    Hollie Ward 2 years ago +1


  • Aspiring Cat Lady
    Aspiring Cat Lady 2 years ago +1

    the definition of drunk food

    • *Frnkn shw
      *Frnkn shw 2 years ago

      She was especially drunk on this one

  • • AmzingMeli •
    • AmzingMeli • 2 years ago

    wasn't the title called calzone ??

  • caligogreywings
    caligogreywings 2 years ago

    Wax paper isn't parchment paper though!!

  • Jaybowers999
    Jaybowers999 2 years ago

    The new title though

  • Alison Jane
    Alison Jane 2 years ago +8

    Ben Wyatt loved this video until he didn't.

  • Jo Lionheart
    Jo Lionheart 2 years ago

    Hannah, I wonder why you're using Barilla, those guys are really homophobic!

  • A Madeira
    A Madeira 2 years ago

    Ben Wyatt

  • Tara Knoblock
    Tara Knoblock 2 years ago +2

    I feel like we haven't seen her this drunk in a while lol

  • Gregory Graham
    Gregory Graham 2 years ago


  • Anthea Castelli
    Anthea Castelli 2 years ago

    For a minute I thought I'd missed a video somehow but then I realised she edited the thumbnail and title

  • Aniston Brinkley
    Aniston Brinkley 2 years ago

    Hannah was so ridiculously wasted in this video I LOVE IT

  • Matthew Golden
    Matthew Golden 2 years ago

    I thought she was gonna put pizza sauce in her glass at one point.

  • i_think_it's rosewell
    i_think_it's rosewell 2 years ago

    Don't know if you will see this…but please if you do.
    hey, so I'm from Taiwan, and I love you ❤❤. Right now, my country, Taiwan, is about to pass the same sex marriage law, being the first Asian Country to pass this law. Unfortunately because a anti-gay party protested very aggressively in front of our Congress, the legislation has no choice but to be delayed. Help us, and spread the words. there need to be more voice in Asian countries and Taiwan being part of it.
    P.S you guys can also come to Taiwan which has the biggest pride in Asia🌈🌈

  • Rob Mack
    Rob Mack 2 years ago

    Hannah Hart -taking the term "HOT MESS" to new heights❤️

  • natlek08
    natlek08 2 years ago

    Every time I get used to a kitchen you change it... either that or I've been drunk all these years

  • Judith Piper
    Judith Piper 2 years ago

    Did she say she's left handed?

  • Sam L
    Sam L 2 years ago

    "this is how they invented fire"
    HAHAH you just killed me.

  • Alina katarah
    Alina katarah 2 years ago

    to be honest, wanna be as drunk as you are, all the time

  • Megan Rose
    Megan Rose 2 years ago

    The really drunk kitchens are my favorite