Clean comedian David Ferrell

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  • Harland GodFriend
    Harland GodFriend 2 days ago

    Good and funny jokes; The van driver joke

  • elizabeth lewis
    elizabeth lewis 4 days ago

    I love that he is clean comedy, but I have to admit, he has a "preacher" voice lol. Not hating but I think its weird that people can have "that" voice...right....

  • Jeff Porcaro Groove
    Jeff Porcaro Groove 14 days ago

    PC greed...make NASCAR International...epic fail. Good. Bye bye. Love hicks...they know what they like and are proud of it!

  • Clarence Strait
    Clarence Strait 17 days ago

    Awsome funny young man we all need more of him don't ever change

  • BoneS_1972
    BoneS_1972 19 days ago +1

    Funny I'm from Goldsboro I have no idea what big club he is talking about

  • lesi D.
    lesi D. 24 days ago

    Good comedian

  • Ron Jordan
    Ron Jordan 24 days ago

    When it comes to ice cream it doesn't matter how big your hands are two scoops is what you start with and go from there, and of course that was my favorite part. I enjoyed this young man with his clean entertainment

  • Jamie Jones
    Jamie Jones 28 days ago

    I really got tired of hearing him dis nc ..and the great people there...🤷

  • itsahellofaname
    itsahellofaname Month ago

    Two seconds shy of 20 minutes of "comedy", and I didn't laugh once. Give me Bill Burr any day over this guy.

  • Sarah Renfrow
    Sarah Renfrow Month ago

    I am from North Carolina and I am proud to be southern. I struggled hard for an education. We don’t need or want someone like you making fun of us. Go back to driving at the airport, preferably not RDU, because we’re proud of that, also.

  • the Omega Concern
    the Omega Concern Month ago

    So I guess Carlin Pryor Williams Burr Hicks Louis CK etc etc etc are all bad comedians because they use language that makes you personally upset.
    Sure, you don't need to use colorful language to be funny but some artists like using blue paint. Don't be so judgemental ffs.

  • MrArtist1971
    MrArtist1971 Month ago

    Great stuff!

  • One Person
    One Person Month ago

    Y'all upper south. In the deep deep south, we're not so much in to motor sports. More into football, hunting and fishing. But good clean comedy is nice to see.

  • Jean Bailey Robor
    Jean Bailey Robor Month ago

    One of my favs!

  • pilanceboil
    pilanceboil Month ago

    The Tracey Chapman thing was worth waiting for. Good stuff!

  • Badger BadgerBadger
    Badger BadgerBadger 2 months ago

    Don't sing.

  • V JustV
    V JustV 2 months ago

    How many scoops you want? "I don't know, how big are your hands"? LOL I laughed so hard!!! Love the clean comedians!

  • havingfun1968
    havingfun1968 2 months ago

    He's not bad, just needs to pick it up!

  • Carolina Southern Sanitation

    I'm in goldsboro haha

  • David Piercy
    David Piercy 2 months ago

    Great clean Mr. Ferrell...thanks for posting this! (Could cut down some of the singing)...but appreciate the clean jokes!!!

  • redwarf
    redwarf 2 months ago

    Vegan Comedy

  • John Robinson
    John Robinson 2 months ago

    Wow! at last a proper comedian. This is true comedy without having to rely on filthy language like those so called comedians who have to rely of the F word or worse in an attempt to make people laugh. If you can stand up and tell a joke without the language and make people laugh then you are a real comedian. We need more comedians like this guy.

  • Old Smokey
    Old Smokey 2 months ago

    this has nothing to do with anything other than I'm a pissed off Ohioan. NORTH CAROLINA IS NOT THE FIRST IN FLIGHT

  • andeeleelee
    andeeleelee 3 months ago +1

    Requesting map, while driving a Ford?😲
    Found
    On
    Road
    Dead
    FORD
    Backwards
    Driver
    Return
    On
    Foot
    😜😅😂😜 I've always been a Dodge girl. I dodged every question and every person I can! LOL MapQuest that was really good. I hated that thing.

  • jewel bass
    jewel bass 3 months ago

    funny :)

  • Bo Jangles
    Bo Jangles 3 months ago

    How the fuck did I go from Louis CK's best to this fuckin turd?

  • Rondalyn Reynolds
    Rondalyn Reynolds 3 months ago

    😑Meh

  • Anne Carlson
    Anne Carlson 3 months ago +1

    The Kermit/Barney singing went too long and got plain right annoying. Almost turned it off.

  • Shilohaura
    Shilohaura 3 months ago +1

    Gravel Nuts for breakfast! 😂 😂 😂

  • Mads Hvelplund
    Mads Hvelplund 3 months ago +1

    Clean, YMMV ... still has jokes about asians and jews ... :)

  • Gary McAleer
    Gary McAleer 3 months ago

    Remember, every thumbs down goes back to Rome's coliseum.

  • Carl Malone
    Carl Malone 3 months ago

    As funny as a fart in church.

  • Hope Filled Sinner
    Hope Filled Sinner 3 months ago

    I loved it. Hardly noticed 20 minutes go by.

  • Wesley Brown
    Wesley Brown 3 months ago +1

    Christians: “I lark Walmart!” Also Christians: “Looney Tunes ties is funny!”

  • Lee Larson
    Lee Larson 4 months ago +4

    Even the greatest comedian of all time, Groucho Marx, said that he didn't want to be remembered as 'a dirty comic'. Everyone remembers him, but who remembers Lenny Bruce or Richard Pryor or Andrew Dice Clay?

  • D Druxman
    D Druxman 4 months ago +1

    Race car audiences - they pay about the same price for a ticket to watch somebody else speed as they would pay on a ticket if they got caught speeding themselves. It's just a preference. Speed yourself or watch somebody else do it. Either way, a ticket.

  • ronda lail
    ronda lail 4 months ago

    Its nice to laugh on clean comedy.

  • Lee Westerso
    Lee Westerso 4 months ago

    Lame. Plus the shill in the audience must be his mom, sister, or girlfriend.

  • Jake Stewart
    Jake Stewart 4 months ago +1

    I know this doesn't have anything to do with the video, but I would like to share these questions and this message with as many people as possible.

    1. What do you think happens to someone after they die?
    2. Do you think there is an afterlife?
    3. If heaven exists, how do you get there?
    4. Would you be good enough to get into heaven?

    Here are a few questions to see if you are a good person:

    1. How many lies have you told in your whole life?
    2. Have you ever stolen?
    3. Have you ever used God's name in vain?
    4. Jesus said that "whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart" (Matthew 5:28). Have you ever looked with lust?
    5. If you have broken any of these commandments, would you be innocent or guilty on Judgment Day?
    6. Would you go to Heaven or Hell?

    The Bible says that "all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone" (Revelation 21:8) and "Those who indulge in sexual sin, or who worship idols, or commit adultery, or are male prostitutes, or practice homosexuality, or are thieves, or greedy people, or drunkards, or are abusive, or cheat people - none of these will inherit the Kingdom of God" (1 Corinthians 6:9-10). So, if you are guilty of any of the ten commandments, then you are in trouble when Judgment Day comes! Do you know what God did for guilty sinners so that we wouldn't have to go to Hell?

    2,000 years ago, God became a human being, Jesus of Nazareth, who suffered and died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead on the third day, defeating death. The punishment that we deserve for breaking God's law, Jesus took in our place. He paid the fine that we could never pay so that God can legally set us free by forgiving our sins. He is just, by punishing evil through Jesus’ death on the cross, while being rich in mercy towards us.

    What you have to do is repent, or turn from your sin, and trust alone in Jesus. Don't trust your own goodness, because, as Jesus said, “No one is good - except God alone” (Mark 10:18). Trust alone in the savior. The moment you do that, God will forgive every sin you have ever committed and grant you eternal life, and He will give you a new heart with new desires, so that you will love to do what is right. You must repent and trust in Jesus.

    When are you going to do that?

    Here is a conversation between a Christian and an atheist on this subject: tvclip.biz/video/QRZlYg08Za4/video.html

  • DONALD DUKE
    DONALD DUKE 4 months ago

    Want some advice? Drop the Kirmet bit. Everything else was great.

  • K P
    K P 4 months ago

    Whats with this fucking guy?

  • A Plicqu
    A Plicqu 4 months ago

    Too bad. Tired, not funny. Well, some folks aren't. It seemed his audience liked him.

  • Angry Ted
    Angry Ted 4 months ago

    He shouldn't sing. Or make fun of good people.

  • NEXTCHAPO666
    NEXTCHAPO666 4 months ago

    Waste of time this didn't even make me laugh

  • Susan Lea
    Susan Lea 4 months ago

    His ability to mimic is excellent. Lovely smile. N. Carolina, huh. Loved the Kermit the Frog song. Thanks.

  • George Morgan
    George Morgan 4 months ago +1

    While he may not use vulgar words all I've heard him do is RIDICULE other people. That's not at all esteemable and hardly "clean" or true comedy.

  • morthim
    morthim 4 months ago +1

    wait so this wasn't made in the 90s?

  • steven herrold
    steven herrold 4 months ago

    i was hoping somebody would agree with me his jokes are like kool aid with no sugar flat and boring in fact that is funnier then his jokes if the earth were flat then he would be funny but unfortunately we live on a globe earth flat earthers would get a kick out of this guy I'M FLAT AS A BOARD OR BOARD AS A PLANK OF WOOD

  • tristram gordon
    tristram gordon 4 months ago

    Clean comedian? You mean scared comedian, and there's an oxymoron

    • Sunshine
      Sunshine 4 months ago +2

      He is obviously a polished professional. I did not see any of this "scared" you are referring to.

  • Rita Harris
    Rita Harris 4 months ago

    funny

  • TheMozzaok
    TheMozzaok 4 months ago

    Seems very clean, now to work on the funny.

  • Dori Weishaar
    Dori Weishaar 4 months ago

    Omg l haven't laughed so much in a very long time !!! Your timing and humor are perfect !!!
    Thank you for doing clean comedy, l can share this video with everyone😊
    Living in VA, I'm subjected to Nascar for 31 years ~ and God love ya' if you love it.... but to me, it's all just " DRIVE FAST, TURN LEFT " LOL and I'm soooo down with opossum for speed bumps !! For the record, the art on your tie would make an awesome tattoo 👁👁 lol

  • Luis Gomez
    Luis Gomez 4 months ago +6

    When I saw you pop up on my TVclip suggestion list I ignored you. I figured you'd be no funnier then hearing a knock knock joke. Then you were there again I ignored you. Now I saw you for the third time on my suggestion list and I said okay disappoint me. Well was I pleasantly wrong! This was a wonderful 19 minutes. Thank you for making me laugh! I'll be looking for more of your videos.

  • Lizzie
    Lizzie 4 months ago

    He sounds like a preacher. Why do they sound a like?

  • Dennis Warren
    Dennis Warren 4 months ago +1

    A little older lady asked her even older friend if her husband wore boxers or briefs? She replied Depends!

  • Texas3Step
    Texas3Step 4 months ago

    Funny guy! The jokes about the produce stand spelling took me back to when my husband was stationed in north Georgia. We thought THAT was the most illiterate part of the country, but I guess parts of North Carolina can give Georgia a run for its money.

  • Roy G Biv
    Roy G Biv 4 months ago

    Clean, dirty, whatever. Funny would be something this guy should try. Bill Cosby was clean, and he drugged and raped women. If I order food, I want flavor first. If I pay to see a comedian, funny tops the list. Not "clean."

    • Meira Avrahami
      Meira Avrahami 4 months ago

      Cosby was not clean. Try to find some of his early party records. I never listened but some of the guys I knew back then told me he was filthy.

  • hexdude24
    hexdude24 4 months ago

    Not impressed.

  • James Fank
    James Fank 4 months ago

    you need to start cussing your kinda not funny

  • absoftitanium
    absoftitanium 4 months ago

    Clean is one thing...