You Can't Have a Dildo Running Dildo!

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  • Published on Aug 15, 2019
  • For the past two weeks Jimmy has been working to lead the people of a wonderful town called Dildo in Newfoundland, Canada. Things have been going swimmingly in the campaign until an unexpected bit of unpleasantness popped up. Jimmy checks in with Guillermo and many of our loyal supporters at the Dildo Brewing Company. Guillermo has been canvassing all over town and we got to see all of the important work he has been doing.
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Comments • 287

  • Landrew0
    Landrew0 Day ago

    The women of that town are the happiest.

  • Dennis Warren
    Dennis Warren Day ago

    Why shouldn't he be elected, we've had dickheads running our country for so many years, they need some experience with politicians who are only in it for themselves!

  • My Annoying Neighbors

    If I was Jimmy I'd move the show there just because I can. Think about it. He doesn't have governing power but has access to EVERYTHING. And they will let him do literally whatever he wants. It isn't only about names and titles when you're rich enough to actually make it happen.

  • Alvin Auditia
    Alvin Auditia 3 days ago

    Do follow up with matt please

  • Jennifer Melee
    Jennifer Melee 18 days ago

    Woo boo! Been there a bunch of times. From city near by.

  • Lu Guy
    Lu Guy 19 days ago

    That was great fun, more.

  • Lorna Marks
    Lorna Marks 23 days ago

    That mascot is terrifying.

  • Jacob Brown
    Jacob Brown 24 days ago

    🖱🧙‍♀️🧙🏾‍♂️🌐📼🖲👍🚣‍♂️

  • LadyHeathersLair
    LadyHeathersLair 24 days ago

    I am PML right now.

  • cp canadian
    cp canadian 28 days ago

    it would be fun for him to win but at the same time it would be bad

  • Mustafa haji
    Mustafa haji 29 days ago +1

    So many People like like Jimmy Kimmel that is way he is the best entertainer Will he move to the next and level and be a president

  • Crys Stoll
    Crys Stoll Month ago

    Visited NF once, awesome place.

  • Danielle O'Brien
    Danielle O'Brien Month ago +2

    You’re talking to a bunch on Newfoundlanders, of course they have been drinking all day haha

  • Cheyenne Garcia
    Cheyenne Garcia Month ago

    Does anyone else think the man in the background looks like pat sajack from wheel of fortune??

  • TheElement911
    TheElement911 Month ago +1

    "A fun word" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • MAGA OFFENSIVE
    MAGA OFFENSIVE Month ago

    Appreciate the non trump jokes. Refreshing

  • pecosugihara
    pecosugihara Month ago

    LMAO

  • Zulfburht
    Zulfburht Month ago +3

    Not gonna lie, the most Newfie thing I saw is him opening up the door and waltzing in with a simple hello.

  • Mama Rae
    Mama Rae Month ago +3

    4:45 Guillermo reads sign: Welcome !? 😌 (Walks in stranger’s Home) 😂 continues to the kitchen for Tequila.

  • Nightstone
    Nightstone Month ago

    I think Fred Willard should be the one asking the questions to the candidates Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon.

  • Damir Asanov
    Damir Asanov Month ago

    Amanda Mewes name used to recall Mandy Muse the pornstar?

  • Dylan Sheppard
    Dylan Sheppard Month ago +1

    Guillermo for Mayor!!

  • Self Aware Devices / Bilinçli Cihazlar

    are you out of content or did you get banned of talking about politics?

  • Nahla Aly
    Nahla Aly Month ago +12

    - He'll give everyone health care.
    - We already have that.
    Oh snap!

  • Zeb H.
    Zeb H. Month ago

    Kümmel makes comedy look easy... Seth Myers makes it look like homework

  • Alex F
    Alex F Month ago +6

    Canadians laughing at healthcare as a 'promise' 🤣🤣.

  • Sealot
    Sealot Month ago

    Go Matt, go Matt...

  • Moxie Music
    Moxie Music Month ago

    7:34 HEY NOW

  • D Call
    D Call Month ago

    Drinks for everyone in the bar.... I think Jimmy’s run is over...
    Canada Election ACT
    Vote buying
    255 (1) An individual or organization must not pay, give, lend or procure inducement for any of the following purposes:
    (a) to induce an individual to vote or refrain from voting;
    (b) to induce an individual to vote or refrain from voting for or against a particular candidate or a candidate for a particular political party;
    (c) to reward an individual for having voted or refrained from voting as described in paragraph (a) or (b).

    • TheWalkingRed
      TheWalkingRed Month ago

      The First Nations elections here are based on who buys the most beer. Jimmy is fine

  • Daria Wells
    Daria Wells Month ago +5

    Funny Guillermo asked if the Blockbuster guy had "Titanic." The Titanic sank off the coast of Newfoundland.

  • LOLClapped XX
    LOLClapped XX Month ago +11

    Anyone else from Newfoundland no just me ok

    • Anna Cole
      Anna Cole 27 days ago

      LOLClapped XX I’m from st.johns

  • Adi Adrian
    Adi Adrian Month ago

    From the title i didn't see this coming

  • Greg Lecuyer
    Greg Lecuyer Month ago +2

    This is more like a David Letterman kind of a stunt.

  • BK Kjelsrud
    BK Kjelsrud Month ago

    Jimmy must make the trip👍👍

  • GiarkReleos
    GiarkReleos Month ago +2

    this insanity is good, I think ?

  • Can'tSpell Britt
    Can'tSpell Britt Month ago +1

    I expected too see Matt damon too appear Haha

  • Luke Foord
    Luke Foord Month ago +2

    This is one of Guillermo's best moments

  • The bat t
    The bat t Month ago

    id vote for damon

  • Kat Stevens
    Kat Stevens Month ago

    LOL :)

  • The Real People Of Vancouver

    This is the story we need right now.

  • Charlie D
    Charlie D Month ago

    Imagine, what if Jimmy had to contend with two Dildos in Canada ?
    🍆😋🍆

  • Amaury Lannes
    Amaury Lannes Month ago

    Hollywood isn't a city lol

  • Si Señor
    Si Señor Month ago

    Another Mexican taking Americans jobs.

  • Justin Vader
    Justin Vader Month ago

    Nice people

  • Steve D
    Steve D Month ago +1

    Fun NAME....

  • Chrissy M
    Chrissy M Month ago +1

    Mayor Kinmel

  • Carla M
    Carla M Month ago

    jimmy needs to be present to be Mayor and a Canadian citizen to qualify or that’s not right governing from another country

    • Brianne P
      Brianne P Month ago

      He's the honorary mayor, it means nothing. Of course it's not legit.

  • Carla M
    Carla M Month ago +12

    Like how that pub crowd keeps growing with more publicity lol

  • Dayday
    Dayday Month ago +2

    That Blockbuster shirt though...

  • Creepy Joe
    Creepy Joe Month ago

    JIMMY LOVES DILDOS!!

  • Creepy Joe
    Creepy Joe Month ago

    This is the Clown u guys come for political advise....Lmao!!!

  • Soggy bagels
    Soggy bagels Month ago +1

    My friend just came back from a trip from peepee town

  • Steve Davis
    Steve Davis Month ago +1

    Go ahead and get another laff of " Buddy waz his name and da udder fellers

    • Marshall Bowen
      Marshall Bowen Month ago

      Saw Buddy in St John’s and couldn’t stop laughing through the entire show. What was funnier; most of the audience knew all of their songs so it was a great night. Jimmy Kimmel needs a course in Newfenese before he comes.

  • William Thomas
    William Thomas Month ago

    But yang would be great President that guy is a no brainer

  • Jazz Heart
    Jazz Heart Month ago +1

    Darn, I was expecting Matt Damon to pop out

    • Jazz Heart
      Jazz Heart Month ago

      TheWalkingRed I definitely want to visit the smaller communities because I want to get a feel of the people there.
      Any suggestions for a particular town?

    • TheWalkingRed
      TheWalkingRed Month ago

      @Jazz Heart Its a beautiful place. I lived in St. John's for 8 years and I loved it. The smaller communities are very nice and well worth a visit if you're used to the city life.

    • Jazz Heart
      Jazz Heart Month ago

      TheWalkingRed I can’t wait to visit Newfoundland. I’m from Toronto so it’ll definitely be a change

    • TheWalkingRed
      TheWalkingRed Month ago +1

      That would have been all over the news if someone like Matt Damon visited our province. Not a peep

  • William Thomas
    William Thomas Month ago

    Canadians love Trump

  • Alex
    Alex Month ago +4

    So nice to see East Coast Canada getting some limelight!

  • Benjamin Clark (STUDENT)

    I live in Newfoundland and I thank you so much for pronouncing our province right. Most people outside Canada pronounce it “NeWFinDliNd”

  • James Parker
    James Parker Month ago

    Shades of donald Trump's election lol

  • Keyser Soze
    Keyser Soze Month ago +1

    We listened to music & got drunk.
    So a basic night in Canada!! 😂