Communist ASMR
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- Published on Dec 1, 2018
- Comrade Yuri liberates you from the the tyranny & oppression of your anxiety and stress!
00:00:00 Privyet, comrades!
00:01:15 Relaxing AK-47 sounds ( Denix non-firing replica )
00:16:00 The Relaxation of Bread
00:20:40 Handing out the bread
00:23:00 The Conquest of Anxiety & Stress
00:26:20 Calming Bread Movements
00:28:00 Breaking of the Bread
00:28:56 Pete Kropotkin's Russian Dressing Relaxation
00:32:49 A moment of silence
00:33:22 Another moment of silence
00:34:24 General Nutcracker
00:39:19 Surprise Unboxing #1
00:44:23 Surprise Unboxing #2
00:49:20 Yuri’s Top Secret Mission
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. 
Comedy
Таппинг по калашу ну норм ! Ктото засыпает от ак на вечно а ктото отправляется спать
There needs to be chinese socialist yuri and n. Korean jucheist yuri
2:15 what if he died like that and the police found him
Me: Enjoying ASMR.
ER: Gently and profoundly molests a loaf of bread.
yeet
Типичный день в России.
The quiet kid when he gets punched by the school bullies 1:16
Bad theme you dont want to live in communist
Do asmr ww1 or ww1 like if u agree
Gun Nerf gun
communist communist communist communist communist communist communist communist communist
Where is our vodka
Ur a Soviet soldier
Bred
Ussr
I am a republican but this was damn good
Can you just make a video where you ONLY tap the AK-47?
The chamber is empty.That sums up my entire love life.
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Anyone have a comrade yuri playlist.
this is the kind of quality content that I look for on youtube. Thank you
*Are ya feelin' it now, Comrade Krabs?*
listen to this first before rushing B
Привет из росии
thank you comrade
I was drinking water watching this.
Now it turned to Vodka.
**Joseph Stalin would like to know your location**
Why would he. *HE KNOWS IT ALREADY*
6:36 imagine the gun was loaded......
ASM Our video
До сведения
Mother Russia bless this man
For extra immersion, don't eat for a few days!
Franz:HANZ GET ZE....oh this is asmr
hanz get ze flammenwerfer quietly......
Hanz: HAI......oh right.... haiiiil
you're trying so hard but it's just not working out
AK makes people sleep,but never this way
это заставляет меня улыбаться
Me and the Russian boys watching asmr at 3am
NIKOLAI ???
this now has 1 year lets sing the anthem in 1 word per person. SOYUUZ
1 year ago...
“You see Ivan, you put silencer on grenade, you get quiet explosion for purpose of stealth”
ПОЧЕМУ БЛЯТЬ ТЫ СНИМАЕШЬ АСМР В ВИДЕ КОММУНИСТА, ЕСЛИ ТЫ ДАЖЕ НЕ ЗНАЕШЬ РУССКИЙ ЯЗЫК. А ЕЩЁ РУКУ К ПУСТОЙ ГОЛОВЕ НЕ КЛАДУТ- ТЫ КОММУНИСТ-ДИЛЕТАНТ.
Не похож ты на камуниста
Does nobody realize that he's saluting
Reznov?! , I knew that he was alive!
У АК есть много способов уложить тебя спать
All I gotta say is......
*Blyat*
KGB or RED ARMY comrade
We never got to the ammunition :(
Best asmr so far
🦧uh oh stinky
With this ak you will sleep for a long time
*shoots you with ak*
You're the absolute best ASMR channel.
Vai se fuderrrrrrrrrr sou nazista até morrerrrrrrr kkkkkkk
ASMR Stands for: Amazing Soviet Mega Gun
Why are u touching *OUR* AK like that comadre ! ! !
Водочку и в путь!
*relaxing ak-47 sounds*
Voooooodka
ВЕРИ ГУД ВИДЕО МАЙ ФРЕНДС
Very good video my friends :3
Чётко вышло
1. You nèeded tò let your ber to grow like tjat
2. You had to join the army
3. You had to ask your officer if you can take the cĺoses and the ak-14
4. You go tò the shop to buy a big flag.