International League of Idiots Membership Application | ASMR

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  • Published on Mar 5, 2019
  • Take the test and find out it you have what it takes to become a proud member of the prestigious and world renowned International League of Idiots! And get free gifts too!
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    What is ASMR?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
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  • Mustang flier
    Mustang flier 3 days ago

    I think I belong here

  • YourMomsAFurry
    YourMomsAFurry 10 days ago

    I have finally found a home!

  • simon tate
    simon tate 10 days ago

    The irony is that its genius.

  • DaBo!
    DaBo! 16 days ago

    Seems like a place where i would apply.

  • Casey Lane
    Casey Lane 17 days ago +1

    At 48:01 my "fuck her right in the pussy" notification sound went off, such perfect timing.

  • Draogom
    Draogom 23 days ago +1

    I love that if you look closely at the tee shirt it not the front but instead backwards and inside out.

  • cheems cheems
    cheems cheems 23 days ago

    I feel targeted

  • Generic Acoustic Guitar

    Finally, an organization I can get behind.

  • Cereal When No Milk

    I feel as though I have found where I belong

  • The Awsomity
    The Awsomity Month ago +1

    My dude has cosplayed idiots, geniuses, communists, Jesus himself, arkham asylum patients and more. I want to see him cosplay an inanimate object since he went and did everything.

  • Raw Sock
    Raw Sock Month ago +1

    ER:"What do you think the purpose of an idiot is in your own words?"
    Me: Yes

  • MindCraftSteev
    MindCraftSteev Month ago +1

    This is the vid

  • Giuseppe Renard
    Giuseppe Renard 2 months ago

    Finally an ASMR video I can really relate to

  • Moo Bot
    Moo Bot 2 months ago

    For the first 70 seconds just double tap the left side of your screen to fast forward and just be given awkward silence.

  • Ian Pilorge
    Ian Pilorge 2 months ago

    In the first minute he's more like high then an idiot xD

  • krrisin
    krrisin 2 months ago

    Bruh this guy probably doesn't even know what the word Idiot even means

  • Kevin Vorderstrasse
    Kevin Vorderstrasse 2 months ago

    Idiot: I-D-G-O-T F**K I MESSED UP AGAIN, IT'S ITIOT NOT IDGOT. IM SO SMART

  • Kevin Vorderstrasse
    Kevin Vorderstrasse 2 months ago

    Potato = fruit
    Tomato = Meat
    Meat = LONG FLAT WIDE RED


    Rivers be weird big sneks

  • Kevin Vorderstrasse
    Kevin Vorderstrasse 2 months ago

    10/10 Intro

  • Lindsey DeJesus
    Lindsey DeJesus 2 months ago

    category: comedy

  • SentientVirus. exe
    SentientVirus. exe 2 months ago

    i've found my people

  • Marcus Morales
    Marcus Morales 3 months ago +1

    0:00 me trying to figure out what a constant is

  • You’re Just Childish
    You’re Just Childish 3 months ago

    I feel like ER was trying so hard not to crease when he was saying these questions 😂

  • You’re Just Childish
    You’re Just Childish 3 months ago

    I think I’m in this league tbh

  • sylpheta
    sylpheta 3 months ago

    _now this looks like a job for me_

  • Evan Fudge
    Evan Fudge 3 months ago

    10:28 did he call a russet potato a fruit?!😂

    • daedalus
      daedalus 2 months ago

      Evan Fudge ya that’s the point

  • DIO brando
    DIO brando 3 months ago +1

    Rift: so you come to get a membership for our international league of idiots?
    **morgz would like to teleport to your location**

  • Chiptrainer
    Chiptrainer 3 months ago

    I tried to watch this video and it stressed me out so much about stupid someone can really be.

  • J. C.
    J. C. 4 months ago

    Ili= international league of idiots
    I.L.I.=international league of intellectuals
    Don't confuse the two

  • Zambonies
    Zambonies 4 months ago

    Jeez this guy is an idiot

  • Phantom Phoenix
    Phantom Phoenix 4 months ago

    Bro I’ve been in I.L.I for a long time

  • trix4free
    trix4free 4 months ago +1

    Guy: "eh, asmr is okay, but I wish it was funnier"
    Uncle E: " hold my rubber chicken"

  • avril o'connell
    avril o'connell 4 months ago

    Now this is what I'm talking about

    *Laughs in last brain cell*

  • Chance Gray
    Chance Gray 4 months ago

    *Sponsored by the American people*

  • Chance Gray
    Chance Gray 4 months ago

    Can I have a Grean cryon?

  • Ltbubas
    Ltbubas 4 months ago

    so this is where all the people who don’t watch rick and morty go after they die.

  • Benjamen Akins
    Benjamen Akins 4 months ago

    Yep this is for me

  • Frozentic
    Frozentic 4 months ago

    This is what microsoft tech support is like

  • Salem
    Salem 4 months ago

    Intelligence 100

  • Brennan Cardenas
    Brennan Cardenas 4 months ago

    Bra this league is better than Faze clan

  • Andreas Calati
    Andreas Calati 4 months ago +1

    International league of stoners is more like it.

  • Sean Canning
    Sean Canning 4 months ago +1

    Nuh, still too fast for me

  • hacked why not?
    hacked why not? 4 months ago

    IDIOTTTTTT

  • BongyShadyLie
    BongyShadyLie 4 months ago

    Ahh yes

  • Voop Squad
    Voop Squad 4 months ago

    I was REALLY expecting him to pull the pin on the grenade and the video just ends with “uh oh”

  • Scott Bruckner
    Scott Bruckner 4 months ago

    AH! THE KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEIGON! FINALLY. A PLACE WHERE I CAN FORGET.

  • shon Tamir
    shon Tamir 4 months ago

    Er : are any of your friends idiots?
    Me : every single one

  • Smashyracer
    Smashyracer 4 months ago

    Why do you have a GRENADE!?

  • ACE's Reposts
    ACE's Reposts 5 months ago

    Reminds me of the 3 stooges club with a similar title.

    Amalgamated Association of Morons. Local 6 7/8's

    We are moron's proud and true, and we'll do our yelp for you.

  • Daniil Lakhman
    Daniil Lakhman 5 months ago

    Man! that’s actually sad

  • zuzu g
    zuzu g 5 months ago

    BXSVSVXGZGZHHZZHZHZHXHXHCHXGXXHZKALSPSURGEBENEKKEKS

  • Sub to asmr Ryan
    Sub to asmr Ryan 5 months ago

    It’s crazy Julius ceaser was ruler of Rome over 5 years ago

  • Cool Stuff 721
    Cool Stuff 721 5 months ago

    Me like vid. Vid satisfying.

  • Derpy Nube
    Derpy Nube 5 months ago

    0:00-0:45 me behind the register

  • I want my kids susan
    I want my kids susan 5 months ago

    @ Matt Mendez

  • Fuze McBox
    Fuze McBox 5 months ago

    Not gonna lie you kinda sorta look like keeanu reeves with grey hair

  • White Boi
    White Boi 5 months ago

    Innerfashionable Leap of Intricates

  • White Boi
    White Boi 5 months ago

    🤪

  • Claudio De Worm
    Claudio De Worm 5 months ago +1

    Im not an idot

  • Niravathu
    Niravathu 5 months ago

    I work Walmart Customer Service. I swear 90% of the people I deal with passed this test.