2018 Best Worst and Blandest (Zero Punctuation)

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  • Rob K
    Rob K 4 hours ago

    What the fffuuuuuuu, you don't like Firefly?!?

  • Matthew Hlady
    Matthew Hlady 17 hours ago

    Definitely agree with "Moonlighter." Reviewed it myself and thought it was rather dull. Great idea, but underdeveloped.

  • Jared d'Voiles
    Jared d'Voiles 18 hours ago

    I'm surprised he didn't make a Dead Cells video. That was GOTY 2018!

  • Major Abdullah
    Major Abdullah 19 hours ago

    I loved this video, except the worst title card. Was kind of disgusting.

  • Simon Thoms
    Simon Thoms 19 hours ago

    After watching his SSBU review I'm surprised that Breath of the Wild didn't make it into this list. He actually utters the words "Breath of the Wild is a good game" which is praise of the highest honour from Yhatzee.

  • Faolin Siannodel

    Watch out yahtzee, you'll piss off the browncoats with your vocally disliking Firefly, and they aim to misbehave.

  • Kura Oshino
    Kura Oshino Day ago

    I actually beat MG Survive despite the shitty ass checkpoint system.....I made it to the end because I refused to let it win xD! I did like it but it could've been much more better than what it was. The checkpoint system they used in this game sucked, in any other gsme it would've been fine but it didn't feel like it worked at all in this one. I know it's a spin-off of the main game, but even MGSV did the checkpoint system better to where it was fair enough (Except for when you fast travel by a box because it doesn't count as a CP). Like seriously! I love MGSV for the gameplay alone and it was fun, MG Survive made surviving seem boring and annoying with that robot AI up your ass. It did grow on me but it still was annoying until I got use to it. If you play this game here's my advice: DO NOT EXPLORE AROUND ALL AT ONCE WITHOUT GOING BACK TO BASE TO SAVE! You'll thank me later when after you explore everything and die to falling off a rock having to do it all over again.

  • Delayed Critique

    I like Detroit: Become Human. It was a lot of fun and much better than his previous work.
    Not saying your wrong for your opinion, as this is your list, not mine

  • Tommy Daig
    Tommy Daig Day ago

    So many of these games are making me think "Oh shit, that came out this year?!" Or I guess I should say last year. Mainly Subnautica, Conan, and Metal Gear Survive. I forget if and when Conan had early access beta stuff, but I do remember Subnautica having those since a while back so I most likely just have it muddled together in my mind the early, unreleased version and the full release game, which is why I thought Subnautica came out in 2017. I think I figured Metal Gear Survive came out in 2017 because Konami has done so little since then, they've done nothing while others are upstaging him. Death Stranding and Blood Stained are both showing a lot of potential, P.T. was just completely remade by fans, and Konami's been so silent since Survive that I can hardly tell if it's been 1 year or 10 years since that shitty game came out.

  • Tommy Daig
    Tommy Daig Day ago

    I'm surprised by the big mix of reviews AC Odyssey has gotten. I hear a lot of people say it's terrible, a good amount of people say it's great, I've even seen it on some game of the year lists from other youtubers, and pretty high up too, then there are people who are just like "meh". This range isn't very common, usually a game stays at one end of the review scales, maybe with some being a bit harder or softer on it. RDR2 is a good example of it where there are tons of reviews giving it 9/10 and 10/10, with a handful of people being like "it's not THAT great 7/10 maybe even 6/10". It seems more rare to see a game with review scores ranging from like 3-9.

    • Tommy Daig
      Tommy Daig Day ago

      I haven't played Odyssey for a couple reasons, one being that I don't have money to waste buying all the new games, so I try to ration out some money to buy the games with good reviews and seem fun. I also saw that it had pay walls and RPG elements, so if I haven't bought an AC game since 4, I'm not going to buy one that won't let me perform stealth kills that are assured kills. Assassin's Creed shouldn't have RPG elements like this, especially when that entails needing to be a certain level, have certain equipment, have certain stats, so you can perform stealth kills. Also, I shouldn't be wasting $60 on a game anyways, so I'm not going to buy a game that I can expect to hit a pay wall in, so I'll need to spend more money in order to level up.

  • ungeschaut
    ungeschaut 2 days ago

    Boring

  • Q
    Q 2 days ago

    Still waiting for a Pong review

  • Bolshie Colt
    Bolshie Colt 2 days ago

    really not a fan of the multiple hd shits and shit sounds for the worst games list. Kinda ruined the video seeing as it has to come back to it multiple times :S

  • K5Somber
    K5Somber 2 days ago

    Intro song?

  • Aaron Dostie
    Aaron Dostie 2 days ago

    Ace Combat 7 my guy

  • Eric Moors
    Eric Moors 2 days ago

    Smash Bros. is good.

  • Eui no Ew
    Eui no Ew 2 days ago

    I agree mostly, but I adore DBH

  • Phil Kozla
    Phil Kozla 2 days ago

    We the happy few is worse than fallout 76 ?? That is insanity .

  • Jakewray
    Jakewray 2 days ago

    Please don't use poop noises. I feel triggered

  • Carlos Gallon
    Carlos Gallon 2 days ago

    How is Subnautica a 2018 game. I feel like it came out at least 2 years ago

  • feh meh
    feh meh 2 days ago

    Star Control 2.

  • I SMASH TO REDBONE
    I SMASH TO REDBONE 2 days ago

    Piss is stored in the bladder not the bells yahtzee

  • ArtificialDjDAGX
    ArtificialDjDAGX 2 days ago

    I'm a bit disappointed in Yahtzee for not looking into the controversies surrounding FO76, he'd have placed it higher than MGS for sure if he knew. (False advertising, Refusing refunds, Banning modders, Leaking personal information and credit card information of their customers that opted for getting an actual canvas bag, since what you got from the $200 pre-order was a cheap nylon bag, The Nuka-cola rum was just a regular "beer bottle" with really cheap rum, inside of a hollow plastic case that looked like it could be a cool bottle, Implementing false discounts in their in-game store, Continuing the push for micro-transactions in the game, etc.)
    Also, Hunt Down The Freeman has supposedly gotten a lot better thanks to it's updates, as can be seen on the steam store.

  • ArtificialDjDAGX
    ArtificialDjDAGX 2 days ago

    That potential Top 5 that Yahtzee was talking about, I think "Osu!" might get nr 1, unless there's a game that's more clicky and epileptic than that rhythm game.

  • Bill I Did Not Bang That Woman Clinton

    1:16 Yahtzee confirms piss is stored in balls?!?

  • HOkayson
    HOkayson 2 days ago

    I want that Best games song so I can listen to it on repeat for an hour, and then never want to hear it ever again in my entire life.

  • Connaire McLoone
    Connaire McLoone 2 days ago

    Indie shill.

  • Ben
    Ben 2 days ago

    I kill jews accidentally

  • A Wild Moose
    A Wild Moose 3 days ago

    This was one of the best years for games in ages. What are you on about.

  • Blitzball Ace
    Blitzball Ace 3 days ago

    Dam, I loved Detroid: Become Human. Campy overtly melodramatic narrative social experimentive point and click adventures is exactly my thing.

  • davernrush
    davernrush 3 days ago

    I don't know why but this video really ruined my appetite.

  • Trustworthy Guy
    Trustworthy Guy 3 days ago

    Ah, yes. Assassins Creed. My first real game I ever played and a long time my favourite game series, until Ubisoft eventually decided to kill it and shit on it's grave... just like they did to their brand...

  • Mitt Romney XIIV
    Mitt Romney XIIV 3 days ago

    Man, Super Mario Bros 3 got all five Best Games spots again

  • thomas and harry
    thomas and harry 4 days ago

    ft: James face on a mug

  • muckymucks
    muckymucks 4 days ago

    Resident Evil 2 Remake
    Cyberpunk 2077
    The Last of Us 2
    2019 looks alright.

  • Ragnar
    Ragnar 4 days ago

    For someone who loves shitting on AAA games and sucking Indie dick, I’m gobsmacked that you never even reviewed Celeste

  • letterizer
    letterizer 4 days ago

    6:20 to 6:24 I'd like to see that happening just once though

  • BjornIn1979
    BjornIn1979 4 days ago

    Does Yahtzee even try these days? I remember this guy being funnier and more creative with his metaphors in describing how good or bad a game was.. Now all I got from this video is nausea, and enough use of the word "Shit" Fuck" to last me a week, with an extra bonus of constant literal visual representations of human shit to boot! ... !?! I donno anymore...

  • JacksonDuncanDesigns

    Imagine putting Spiderman in top 5 best but not red dead

  • Jack Cavanagh
    Jack Cavanagh 5 days ago

    Yahtzee I really could've gone without having to think about or remember metal gear survive again.

  • RO-337
    RO-337 5 days ago

    New Gundam Breaker deserves the worse category

  • Elliott Coombes
    Elliott Coombes 5 days ago

    Compilation of Yahtzee saying DAYVID CAYGE please

  • Alexander Shea
    Alexander Shea 5 days ago

    Don't worry Yahtzee we have a new Mortal Kombat game coming out that builds upon the successes of MKX and Injustice 2 looks truly awesome although you are still going to tear a new one.

  • vineheart01
    vineheart01 5 days ago

    yeah i have no idea what conan exiles was trying to do.
    It wasnt...bad...it just..sucked and utterly failed to hold interest. It felt little more than just "Roam this world!" for a game mechanic.

  • MCrewDude
    MCrewDude 5 days ago

    I'm a little surprised and disappointed that he never played The Quiet Man.

  • John Bues
    John Bues 5 days ago

    What's the music for the Best and Blandest entries?

  • Worthless Faggot
    Worthless Faggot 5 days ago

    I can't understand why Subnautica isn't first place.

  • Shade's Insane Chamber
    Shade's Insane Chamber 5 days ago +1

    Star Control, Subnautica and Unavowed were my Favorites of this list!
    Top 10 of 2018 for sure!~

  • Travis McNasty
    Travis McNasty 5 days ago

    Yahtzee is a terrible game.

  • GreenSnickers
    GreenSnickers 6 days ago

    Man this guy has shit taste. Unsubscribed.

    • SicParvisMagna123
      SicParvisMagna123 4 days ago

      Presumably you joined within the past year then. Goodbye.

    • whatevr99
      whatevr99 5 days ago

      You will be missed. (Rolls eyes)

    • pebi
      pebi 5 days ago

      well good for you, go circlejerk somewhere else.

  • James Rumsey
    James Rumsey 6 days ago +1

    Mate A Way Out and Detroit are 2 of my favourite games of all time and Spider-Man would definitely be somewhere on my blandest games list

    • James Rumsey
      James Rumsey Day ago +1

      +CraftyProuductions Yeah I thought the begining of the year was incredible with Dark Souls Remastered, onrush, detroit and A Way Out but thought that the 2nd half of the year was pretty boring except for black ops 4

    • CraftyProuductions
      CraftyProuductions Day ago

      James Rumsey Detroit is one of your favorites and Spider-Man is of your blandest? That’s interesting.

  • Zachary Robbins
    Zachary Robbins 6 days ago

    You should review new soup mario bros. Wii u deluxe, it will win top blandest game 2019 in a heartbeat!

  • valcaryon3
    valcaryon3 6 days ago

    The only one I disagree with is Detroit: Become Human. I thought it was beautifully designed and had a really engaging story with thousands of different possibilities.

  • Bloodsaberxy
    Bloodsaberxy 6 days ago

    What is this stupid hipster crap? Obviously AAA companies can speak for themselves, but to say that some subpar indie game is comparably better than an epic adventure with significantly better graphics and optimization is kind of insane. Obra Dinn was an awesome game, but that's a single playthrough 4-5 hour game that has all the aesthetics of a DOS reboot and all the creativity of importing 3D stills onto a map. Subnautica is boring, end of story. Spiderman was pretty good even though it was basically Spiderman 2. Unavowed is probably the only worthy game on that list of being called Best. Maybe just make a list for AAA games only if indie games are such furry innocent animals that you have to protect with all your might. Can't let those big companies get away with making better games! This is why steam reviews are the most reliable source now.

  • Michael Buehler
    Michael Buehler 6 days ago

    *FUCK!*, good way to sum up gaming in general.

  • Cyril Figgis
    Cyril Figgis 6 days ago

    The poop noises scared me. :(

  • idk2000
    idk2000 6 days ago +1

    am i the only one who thought some fire trap beat was gonna go off when i heard the farts?

  • Evil Jon Clone 666
    Evil Jon Clone 666 6 days ago

    Monster hunter world

  • TheEverFreeKing
    TheEverFreeKing 6 days ago

    Man his taste isn't very good is it? I mean a way out was fantastic, a masterpiece even. If you think that's boring than your opinions are discarded in my book.

    • SicParvisMagna123
      SicParvisMagna123 6 days ago

      Its Metacritic score from both critics and users is good at best. I think we can excuse an opinion from someone that was it bland as a game.

  • Nj Njhjh
    Nj Njhjh 7 days ago

    Did you have to show poop?

  • Calean Sixes
    Calean Sixes 7 days ago +1

    Just to point out Star Control Origins has been removed from Steam alas so anyone trying to look for it, like I did wanting to add it to my wishlist for the 6th time, it's gone.
    www.pcgamer.com/star-control-origins-removed-from-steam-after-dmca-takedown-notice/

  • Squim
    Squim 7 days ago +1

    David Cage is good

  • Manored
    Manored 7 days ago

    I like to think Subnautica was somehow inspired by that one freaky eel from Mario 64. It certainly inspires the same kind of terror.

  • Jacob Pontoni
    Jacob Pontoni 7 days ago

    Hey yahtzee, you know you want to do a review for destroy all humans. We all know how much you hate humanity, go ahead, indulge yourself.

  • Colleywoodstudios
    Colleywoodstudios 7 days ago

    The fart noises made me laugh harder than I'm proud to admit

  • British Menace
    British Menace 7 days ago

    Fangirl I may be, but I am genuinely surprised that he didn't even mention Frostpunk, considering it's been plastered pretty much everywhere since April.

  • Playlister
    Playlister 7 days ago +1

    i mean, I LiKeD dEtRoiT bEcoMe hUmaN but whatever lol

  • legion999
    legion999 7 days ago

    MG Survive is here? Yahtzee gave it lukewarm praise and now it's 3rd worst?

    • SicParvisMagna123
      SicParvisMagna123 7 days ago

      He said in the review that at best it's "occasionally not boring". That still sounds negative enough to be 3rd worst to me.

  • Charlie Raspin
    Charlie Raspin 7 days ago

    "It was a struggle to pick a whole five good games from this year!"
    Celeste
    Dragonball FighterZ
    Monster Hunter World
    A Way Out
    God of War 4
    Banner Saga 3
    Death's Gambit
    Guacamelee 2
    Hero Academia: One's Justice
    The Messenger
    Life is Strange 2
    Spider-Man
    Red Dead Redemption 2
    Owlboy
    Into the Breach
    Return of the Obra Dinn
    Vermintide 2
    Witch and the Hundred Knight 2
    Yakuza 6
    Blazblue: Cross Tag Battle
    Onrush
    Octopath Traveler
    Super Smash Bros Ultimate
    Cultist Simulator
    Yoku's Island Express
    Frostpunk
    Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon
    Soul Calibur 6
    Deltarune
    Tetris Effect
    Hades
    The Forest
    Deracine
    Hitman 2

    • SicParvisMagna123
      SicParvisMagna123 7 days ago

      Except he only includes games that he's actually reviewed...

  • Greg Morris
    Greg Morris 7 days ago

    HEY FIrefly is amazing, I can understand if it's not for you but that comparison... makes me sad on the inside ) ' : also watch Serenity, it's actually a worthy followup

  • Dark Zentai
    Dark Zentai 7 days ago

    Preferred god of war to Spider-Man myself.

  • LordofBays
    LordofBays 7 days ago

    Okay, that last line was worth it.

  • Jordan Joestar
    Jordan Joestar 8 days ago

    Don't think anybody here even heard of Hunt or Conan outside of Yahtzee or browsing steam upcoming games you'll never play. Really surprised Yahtzee put Spider-man on the "best" list after shitting all over it for it being [duh] just an arkham game with webslinging, more QTE, and shinier graphics for casual scumbags who don't care to play anything unique...

  • Ducky Man
    Ducky Man 8 days ago

    Was DayZ standalone a 2018 title?

  • M7MD _G
    M7MD _G 8 days ago

    there are limits of creativity ....don't you know??

  • Fuzzy Duo
    Fuzzy Duo 8 days ago +2

    You put Detroit on the worst list!?
    Well your opinion is officially worthless now.

    • Jonathan Dee
      Jonathan Dee 2 days ago

      +Ellierienna a game set in a cyberpunk dystopia but misses all the core ideas of cyberpunk

    • Ellierienna
      Ellierienna 3 days ago +1

      Jonathan Dee That is giving it too much credit. Even cliches can be entertaining if they’re written well. Too bad for Detroit.

    • Jonathan Dee
      Jonathan Dee 5 days ago

      Detroit is only good if you never question the story points and when you do question them, the story becomes a mess of clichés ripped from cyberpunk fiction.

  • John Boyer
    John Boyer 8 days ago

    For The Past Few Years I've Known About You, I Used To Truly Enjoy Your Consistency && The Amount Of Bluntness You Use. Now You Really Just Sounds Like A Fucking Neckbeard Who Hates Basically Every Popular Game. Oh But On The Contrary, Spider-Man Made It On Your Best List? Fuck Off You Shit Shoveler. Never Unsubscribed So Fast

  • Blair Johnson
    Blair Johnson 8 days ago

    Subnautica has been in the general top 15 best games of the year list for the last, like, three years...
    And here's to this year

  • Jacob Slater
    Jacob Slater 8 days ago

    Yahtzee you should review GRIS, it is a great game that you are sure to love.

  • HopOnTheHype
    HopOnTheHype 8 days ago

    The hell you talking about? 2018 was stacked with stuff like Yakuza 6 and Kiwami, Ni no Kuni 2, Vampyr, The Banner Saga 3, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Crossing Souls, Overcooked 2, Sprint Vector, Astro Bot, Bow to Blood, The Persistance, etc etc.
    Detroit: Become Human was pretty solid, not sure how you went with that with the genuine trash this year.

    • HopOnTheHype
      HopOnTheHype 7 days ago

      +SicParvisMagna123 Then he shouldn't complain about the year and go "I haven't played many good games that came out this year"

    • SicParvisMagna123
      SicParvisMagna123 7 days ago

      Yeah but he only includes games he's actually reviewed.

  • lealdoandrade
    lealdoandrade 8 days ago

    How come Celeste wasn't reviewed??

  • alaster boneman
    alaster boneman 8 days ago

    gods metal gear surive came out in 2018 holy balls how is it a year feels like it lasts several

  • ma3lstr0m5t0rm
    ma3lstr0m5t0rm 8 days ago

    Honestly surprised that Star Control is on here considering it's been DMCA'd and likely won't ever be put up for sale again.

  • Yung Children
    Yung Children 8 days ago

    0:37 dsaf3?

  • cannonfodder4000
    cannonfodder4000 8 days ago

    The retarded subtitles give away the games before he says them

  • Enrico Marelli
    Enrico Marelli 8 days ago

    Why does Yahtzee always put "r"s after "a"s? Like at 2.54, when he says "ideaR"? Am I the only one who notices it?

  • Głïtčhęd x 3d
    Głïtčhęd x 3d 8 days ago

    Maybe if you included more pictures of dicks, vaginas, and literal shit with fart noises it would be appealing to immature teenagers?

  • Głïtčhęd x 3d
    Głïtčhęd x 3d 8 days ago

    Your content is just as garbage filled as your animations.

  • L N/A
    L N/A 9 days ago

    Why the fuck was i unsubscribed to the escapist

  • 2DANK2SPANK
    2DANK2SPANK 9 days ago

    Smash is bad but not for all the reasons you listed. Too many flashy lights and requires tight controls? Shit I bet you'd really hate any other fighter.

  • Felix the Fox
    Felix the Fox 9 days ago

    As soon you said David Cage I started screaming no, because I love DBH.

  • Jareth Fake
    Jareth Fake 9 days ago

    I just looked at amazon and then saw your new book at 16. Way to go Yahtzee!

  • Garrett Shmerett
    Garrett Shmerett 9 days ago

    Fuck yeah Obra Dinn #1!
    Celeste is my #2 though.

  • DroTheHater
    DroTheHater 9 days ago

    At least theres Crackdown 3 maybe Cyberpunk and the latest same game of COD announcement

  • PJbottoms
    PJbottoms 9 days ago

    Spider-Man sucks. There, someone said it. It's a super generic open-world game that has been done 1,000 times before with an added swinging mechanic. Know what might have made it good? Actually being able to fight Spider-man villains instead of some made up one with the same generic masked henchman throughout 90% of the game as you repeat the same missions over and over. Let's not get started on those god awful Mary Jane missions.
    Also Yahtzee apparently never played Crying is Not Enough. At least Freeman functioned as a game somewhat.

  • Joe McGregor
    Joe McGregor 9 days ago

    I’m a little surprised that Attack on Titan 2 or Ghost of a Tale weren’t number 5 on the best list. Also, we happy few is really bad, but I thought for sure that the impatient was going to take that spot...

  • LinkEX Dentetsu
    LinkEX Dentetsu 9 days ago

    What's worst HDTF or E.T:?
    It's Persona 3 Dancing Moonlight.

  • Dee Jaay
    Dee Jaay 9 days ago

    how hard he tries to bring up games nobody cares about

  • Nathaniel Williams
    Nathaniel Williams 9 days ago

    4:47 I'm willing to bet that a good proportion of those dislikes are from angry Firefly fans, who have been pissed off about its cancellation for over 15 years now and are constantly looking for any available outlet to vent their rage about this. I say this as a Firefly fan who is glad it didn't get the opportunity to become completely shit as most TV shows eventually end up after too many seasons of relentless corporate milking.

  • KaptenN
    KaptenN 9 days ago

    I haven't been watching Zero Punctuation in a long time, but it makes me happy that the intro hasn't changed at all. :)