United Airlines MEMES & NEW MOTTOS 2017 | Alonzo Lerone


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  • A Human
    A Human 5 days ago

    "We are halfway to 2018!"
    I'm watching this on Feb 2019
    My god how fast time flies

  • Sarah Meowrison-Meow-lins

    Delta was offering 2k over Thanksgiving to give up my flight. For how man delays I had I WISH I TOOK THE FUCKIN MONEY.

  • Cylon J
    Cylon J 5 days ago

    ayy this was uploaded on my birthday.

  • Allen Wright
    Allen Wright 8 days ago

    6:44 Why didn't they just do this? Give him a refund+ a lil somethin for his trouble, INSTEAD OF BEATING DAFUQ OUTTA HIM. I'm not pissed off that he got beaten up, I'm more pissed that when he went to sue them he didn't win shit.. that says a lot about our legal system.

    MIDNIGHT STROKE 21 day ago

    It is 2019

  • Llewella Chamberlain
    Llewella Chamberlain 26 days ago

    Delta > United

  • AmKam Omega
    AmKam Omega Month ago

    "Stung NOT by a snake, but a scorpion....."
    A stinging snake?

  • Octavia Martin
    Octavia Martin Month ago +1

    Who watching in 2019😂😂

  • Gracieee Ahhh
    Gracieee Ahhh Month ago +1

    Who’s watching this I’m 2019

  • Munira Islam
    Munira Islam Month ago

    why did they beat people?

  • The Eevee Artist
    The Eevee Artist Month ago

    2019 anyone?

  • DevsGuitarWorld
    DevsGuitarWorld Month ago

    I just watched the intro and realized I'm watching this on December 30th.

  • Simply Daisy
    Simply Daisy Month ago +2

    “We are almost through 2017. We are halfway to 2017” Now we’re 2 days away from 2019😭😭

  • Brennan McKinney
    Brennan McKinney Month ago

    4:53 was the best one! 😂🤣

  • rachelle de jesus
    rachelle de jesus Month ago

    Why isa united airlines like this did they beat passengers? Ahahah

  • alaskanspartan89
    alaskanspartan89 Month ago

    I’m glad not flying United airlines

  • Elif Sinim
    Elif Sinim Month ago


  • Pandablossoms
    Pandablossoms 2 months ago

    My dad flies for delta, they totally pay you to give up a seat.. they definitely don’t beat you!!

  • Monkey Bubbles
    Monkey Bubbles 2 months ago

    ROFL! Alonzo, “Prairie dogging” means when you are using the bathroom and a piece of poo keeps bobbing in and out of ur butthole as you are trying to push it out. Similar to how a prairie dog pokes its head in and out of it’s hole in the ground when looking out for predators. 😉😋

  • I Don’t Know How But Dallon Killed Me


  • The Walking Dead Fan
    The Walking Dead Fan 2 months ago

    The Glenn memes made me cry! 🥺😭

  • Supercatmeower Bajatrucker

    I got a few. United: come and get dragged out of the deadly plane!
    United Now disagreeing with opinions on beating asians. United come on and get a black eye. United come and fall the friendly concrete. United now charging 500 usd to save a Asian from beats.

  • Bharath G
    Bharath G 2 months ago

    You watch the walking dead?

  • bob blue
    bob blue 3 months ago

    now its almost 2019 :)

  • Yovan Cahoolessur
    Yovan Cahoolessur 3 months ago

    I dont understand it

  • Cherrypopper
    Cherrypopper 3 months ago

    Yep half way haha

  • Costin Popescu
    Costin Popescu 3 months ago

    What they did ?

  • Shawn Taylor
    Shawn Taylor 3 months ago

    3:31 from SpongeBob, the Salty Spittoon episode 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

  • solara
    solara 3 months ago

    “please cover your head and brace yourself for a beating “ 😂😂😂

  • solara
    solara 3 months ago

    the amount of times alonzo dropped his phone mid-laughter 😂

  • solara
    solara 3 months ago

    im so scared to fly united airlines if i have to so tbh united can suck it

  • Gigi Bryan
    Gigi Bryan 3 months ago

    United Airlines: You won't get a flight, but you will get a fight.✈️✊

  • Scarida Ghostly
    Scarida Ghostly 3 months ago

    Mid Prairie dog means you turd is halfway out. Imagine being interrupted at that point in the process.

  • E F
    E F 4 months ago

    1:25 XD Lefties keep thinking Hillary won. No one steals seats but Democrats.

  • symone 22 brazzy
    symone 22 brazzy 4 months ago

    United Airlines just seems so fucked up😂💀

  • symone 22 brazzy
    symone 22 brazzy 4 months ago

    United Airlines just seems so fucked up😂💀

  • awesomizer15 gaming
    awesomizer15 gaming 4 months ago

    United Airlines: All Of Our Employees Are Graduates Of The Chris Brown School Of Hospitality

  • AvTweet
    AvTweet 4 months ago

    1:55 The man wasn't Chinese, he was Vietnamese.

    • AvTweet
      AvTweet 4 months ago

      He was also a RETIRED doctor and was the last to board. The rule goes that if nobody deplanes after being offered the money, the last person to board must go.

  • AvTweet
    AvTweet 4 months ago

    I don't understand why people think United Airlines actually beat up the passenger. Nope, the pilots and flight attendants followed necessary procedures until the rowdy passenger would not leave the aircraft, so they called the police and THEN the police beat them up. It wasn't even on United Airlines! It was onboard a regional carrier for United Airlines! As a matter of fact, since this event was so major, they now require all the passengers to leave the aircraft except for the one they need to kick out. Then, once you are outside of the aircraft, they will then proceed to call the police and the police will beat up the person inside if they don't comply! Most of the time they do, but by that time the flight will have been vastly delayed.

  • Casey Dr.
    Casey Dr. 4 months ago +1

    plz do moth memes

  • TaMara Farmer
    TaMara Farmer 4 months ago

    Southwest killed me😂😂😂

  • Aoi Otaku
    Aoi Otaku 4 months ago

    Rest in peace Glen.#Walkingdead

  • Pyroman /
    Pyroman / 5 months ago

    April is pergers again woot woot cam watch love them cam girls

  • The Reaper
    The Reaper 5 months ago

    Alonzo... Snakes don't sting you, they bite you.

  • Ayden Emily
    Ayden Emily 5 months ago

    1:56 lol me when i see a scorpion and is raging about it to my friend (btw ive never seen a scorpion in real life before)

  • τoτaL
    τoτaL 5 months ago

    My yearbook quote will be "GET A DICTIONARY!!"

  • dxcheal
    dxcheal 5 months ago +1

    How did I just realize that this video was posted on my birthday​ lmao

  • Alexi Bannister
    Alexi Bannister 5 months ago

    How don’t you get the spongebob one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • natpat2580
    natpat2580 5 months ago


  • Mr. Original
    Mr. Original 5 months ago +1

    When he started reading about the MMA fighter's career being launched by UA, my throat and sides were killing me and I couldn't breathe! XD

  • Saiyara
    Saiyara 5 months ago

    This was on my birthday 😂😂😂😂

  • Mikayla Goldston
    Mikayla Goldston 5 months ago

    I flew to Nevada with Southwest. Best airline ever!

  • Haley Hedler
    Haley Hedler 5 months ago

    I didn't know snakes stung people lol

  • shister sh00k
    shister sh00k 5 months ago

    What's with the beatings? Do they beat ppl?

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law 5 months ago

    Delta, I will give up my seat for 10k

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law 5 months ago

    I pay for the seat, it's you who'll get beat.

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law 5 months ago

    June is half way thru the year. Drama Queen lol

  • Allie Bagz
    Allie Bagz 6 months ago

    omg!! seriously man!! I am sitting in my car in my driveway watching this video at 1 am... I'm just normally watching it ... then all of a sudden i get to 3:41 and bust out laughing so hard im in tears!!! lol "omg what and I gunna do??"😂😂😂😂

  • Kimberly Mathis
    Kimberly Mathis 6 months ago

    Welcome to United Arilinens you dont take a seaten ye get cha as beaten

  • Master Andris
    Master Andris 6 months ago

    In case y’all want a visual representation

  • UNI-_-DRAGO -_-
    UNI-_-DRAGO -_- 6 months ago +1

    Im watching in the half of 2018

  • supermad bros
    supermad bros 6 months ago

    What happened???????

  • Mia Sofia
    Mia Sofia 6 months ago

    snakes don’t sting they bite 😂

  • Destiny VanMetre
    Destiny VanMetre 6 months ago

    Watch inside edition. If you want to know what they mean by beating

  • Alanna Hutton
    Alanna Hutton 6 months ago

    Everyone knows #southwestairlines are the best

  • Michael Nelson
    Michael Nelson 6 months ago


  • Tylea Teagle
    Tylea Teagle 6 months ago

    3:32 it’s a episode from spongebob I saw I was like 😂🌯

  • Gamehacket354 Jones
    Gamehacket354 Jones 6 months ago

    Who is watching this in 2018?

  • Mia Verboom
    Mia Verboom 6 months ago

    That glen one was just cold

  • The MustangFan13
    The MustangFan13 6 months ago

    Man, if I had a buck for every time a new United Airlines meme popped up. Anyways, great video man! P.S. 3:32 If you watched Spongebob, you would get that reference.

  • Blitz Boss 75
    Blitz Boss 75 6 months ago

    Hey on United’s defense they said fly the friendly skies, it says nothing about the friendly ground

  • Daniel Deliwe
    Daniel Deliwe 6 months ago


  • Free Bird
    Free Bird 6 months ago

    @lorenzo, July 1st is actually halfway to 2018 your new motto should be, "Get a Calculator"

  • Glowing Kirby
    Glowing Kirby 7 months ago

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    United airline staff are like personal boxers, just for you.

  • Beneko '11
    Beneko '11 7 months ago

    I think we have beaten the United Airlines out of the joke

  • semper gumby
    semper gumby 7 months ago

    I was flying with American Airlines( fucking trash, never fly them) and the flight was overbooked. They were offering 1500 to give up your seat. I thought that was wild. 10 grand though?!?!?! Holy shit!

  • Paul B
    Paul B 7 months ago

    And here I am fixing to take a nonstop round trip flight from Houston to Sydney, Australia!

  • HunterP WWE5
    HunterP WWE5 7 months ago

    You don’t know what a pile driver is Shame shame shame

  • Kile Zero
    Kile Zero 7 months ago

    3:31 you gotta watch that SpongeBob episode to understand lol, it’s basically asking if your tough enough to enter the plane like the bounder did with SpongeBob to enter the club

  • mechaart
    mechaart 7 months ago

    United Airlines: "Learn MMA while flying with us".

  • Isabella Westfall
    Isabella Westfall 7 months ago

    The Negan and Glenn jokes are so sad, but I am still laughing.

  • fish universe
    fish universe 7 months ago

    Did not know pornhub had Twitter

  • Sierra Moe
    Sierra Moe 7 months ago

    I'm late but my dad works for United and it's not that bad

  • Abi Rose
    Abi Rose 8 months ago

    The Walking Dead ones 😂😂😂😂😂

  • xSaRaHx790
    xSaRaHx790 8 months ago

    1: 41 WAS SSICKK

  • Sara Gardner
    Sara Gardner 8 months ago

    And that’s why we fly southwest... once a flight attendant dropped a water bottle on my mom and then they gave her a free plane ticket cause they felt so bad

  • Ashley 123
    Ashley 123 8 months ago +1

    Whos watching in 2018

  • Name Less
    Name Less 8 months ago

    2018 ppl

  • Breezy Bri
    Breezy Bri 8 months ago

    I still feel bad that doctor

  • Drew Vlogź
    Drew Vlogź 8 months ago

    Hello I'm from the future and I'm here to tell you your channels doing great here in 2018

  • full power of the high ground

    They just show the staff the plane clip from the dark knight in training

  • Shada Sax and Singing Covers J. Shada

    Greetings from June, 2018.

  • Kirby Ard
    Kirby Ard 8 months ago

    4:54 That clip came from an old movie called “airplane” Lol it’s a good movie to watch too

  • Deanna Goodfellow
    Deanna Goodfellow 8 months ago

    lol you need a calander, april is the 4th month. 4 is not half or more than half of 12.

  • metademetra
    metademetra 8 months ago

    A year later, they got in trouble because a flight attendant killed a dog by putting it in the overhead bin.
    Something tells me that I should never use United Airlines.

  • Dub Simmons
    Dub Simmons 8 months ago

    Search undertaker finisher he calls it TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER he slams your head To the floor and tries to break your neck

  • kenan bell
    kenan bell 8 months ago

    Hey Alonzo I love your videos on TVclip and and I know I’m a year late but You'll now receive United flight updates when traveling.
    Reply HELP for help,STOP to cancel.
    StdMsg&DataRatesMayApply. united.com/texts and I’m going to Vegas 😂

  • Consuela Kopinski
    Consuela Kopinski 8 months ago

    “we are half to 2018 y’all!”
    and NOW we’re half way to 2019!

  • Typical Sniper
    Typical Sniper 8 months ago

    They are a private company so they can remove anyone they want from the plane and if the person doesn't move they will be forced to move

  • RS Infinity
    RS Infinity 8 months ago

    I loved the negan memes