EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER

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  • Published on Aug 12, 2019
  • Let’s just be real for a second: You’re going to regret ordering the Sofritas over steak, you want a burrito- not a salad, and you’re gonna get guac no matter how much more they charge you for it. This is EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER.
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    CAST
    Ian Hecox // ianhecox
    Olivia Sui // oliviasui
    Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
    Courtney Miller // co_mill
    Damien Haas // damienhaas
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    Director: Ryan Todd
    Writers: Ryan Finnerty & Monica Vasandani
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    DP: Nick Giomuso
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Comments • 7 165

  • kermit does croakaine
    kermit does croakaine 6 hours ago

    Indentured servants are voluntary therefore they weren't kidnapped.

  • TUmaDO
    TUmaDO 7 hours ago

    why isnt "chili con carne" not called "chili with meat"? "con carne " means with meat

  • MADELEINE OESTMANN
    MADELEINE OESTMANN 8 hours ago

    4:02 lol I cant

  • zzzZain nnn
    zzzZain nnn 12 hours ago

    Please don’t waste food

  • Fallon Wass
    Fallon Wass 12 hours ago

    If yous ever come to England you should do every Asda ever

  • Reapers Winter
    Reapers Winter 14 hours ago

    I wouldn’t know any of this because I actually go eat good food

  • Needsmorecowbel L
    Needsmorecowbel L 14 hours ago

    With the rice scene Damien could have just asked if they could move the rice towards the burrito

  • Dollar Bill
    Dollar Bill 16 hours ago

    Lol yall doing to much

  • Ahmed Muslim
    Ahmed Muslim 19 hours ago

    Baddest video in the world!!!!!


    Jk

  • Sylwester w
    Sylwester w 20 hours ago

    When Damien tries to make the tortilla he says "Disgustinga

  • Joseph Hadfield
    Joseph Hadfield 22 hours ago

    Were is Noah!

  • Owen Siegel
    Owen Siegel Day ago

    Black beans please

  • Bryce Pate
    Bryce Pate Day ago

    Bring back shut up intro

  • Tina Biermacher
    Tina Biermacher Day ago

    You should make a asmr with the food in the being like the first clip like there’s a sound for every food the beans and rice and stake and cheese.🙂😱👍❤️

  • 1000 subs without a video

    Help me get 1000 subs gamers

  • Rasputin Brown
    Rasputin Brown Day ago

    4:01 XD

  • Dragonair Buds
    Dragonair Buds Day ago

    How about a
    "Every Wendy's Ever"

    • FlukXuate !
      FlukXuate ! 12 hours ago

      Hi ya let's get them on Twitter as well lol

  • L' Humour Noir
    L' Humour Noir Day ago

    0:26 cheezus christus

  • Lunacatlover16
    Lunacatlover16 2 days ago +2

    "Black? Or pinto?"
    me, an intellectual: *y e s*

  • Luke Wilson
    Luke Wilson 2 days ago

    Walks into a chipotle Can I have a uhhh mustard hoagie

  • Bella Patch565
    Bella Patch565 2 days ago

    He can’t wrap a burrito
    I LEARNED HOW TO WHEN I WAS LIKE 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HELENA
    HELENA 2 days ago

    my life is just:
    4:10

  • HELENA
    HELENA 2 days ago +1

    me when I can't solve a math problem (or just a problem itself): 4:07

  • HELENA
    HELENA 2 days ago

    no one:
    me: 4:02

  • HELENA
    HELENA 2 days ago

    no one:
    me: 3:59

  • Nerf Boy
    Nerf Boy 3 days ago

    Shut up stupid Matt bradly

  • Alisha Fowlin
    Alisha Fowlin 3 days ago

    Oh my god I love chipotle

  • Skylar Noire
    Skylar Noire 3 days ago +2

    As someone who worked at Chipotle, I can confirm that everything in this video is true

  • Brandon Santo
    Brandon Santo 3 days ago +1

    Spicy ketchup

  • Fade Ahmad
    Fade Ahmad 3 days ago

    If she asked me for black or pinto beans i would just get both

  • Evil Morty
    Evil Morty 3 days ago

    At 4:08 he wasn’t even wearing a watch

  • Sp0nge_bill Ps4
    Sp0nge_bill Ps4 4 days ago

    1:36 lmao 😂 his voice

  • Skyhigh.Airforce
    Skyhigh.Airforce 5 days ago

    “You go Denise”

  • White noise
    White noise 5 days ago

    But indentured servants sign a contract

  • Dan Games
    Dan Games 5 days ago

    The video Is funny but... what a waste of food!

  • Brawling GamerXx
    Brawling GamerXx 5 days ago

    The boy me dont know name looks like my teacher mr clafer

  • Turbo Blasters TV
    Turbo Blasters TV 5 days ago

    Smosh🤴🏻

  • Liliana Ranon
    Liliana Ranon 6 days ago

    Make a every zoo ever

  • Good people squad Hutchens

    My mom works at H&R Block.😂🤣

  • Jacobeson 4
    Jacobeson 4 6 days ago

    4:01 disgusting

  • Vera Tarek
    Vera Tarek 6 days ago

    Fun fact: as an Egyptian Person, I have never had Chipotle or Taco bell or Wendys or Burger king or Subway. Because we dont have these restaurants.

  • Crazyxoxo
    Crazyxoxo 7 days ago

    *digustingauau*

  • Tsege Ayele
    Tsege Ayele 7 days ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Ethan Vue
    Ethan Vue 7 days ago

    4:01 when a 4 year old sees people kissing

  • Amazing LonelyGirl
    Amazing LonelyGirl 7 days ago

    No.... watch... what... WHYYYYY:-P

  • ok boomer
    ok boomer 7 days ago

    Wait.... was this real food?

  • Xav Man
    Xav Man 7 days ago +1

    *Beans*
    *Rice...*
    *Steak...*
    *A ton of sour cream!*
    *A lot of Cheese*
    *More...*
    *More!*
    *And Queso*

    Me: Ok I'll like Rice, Steak, Cheese, and only a little Queso.

  • Johnvincere Brutas
    Johnvincere Brutas 7 days ago

    It's not a taco Bell

  • Tucker Waddell
    Tucker Waddell 8 days ago

    6:35 Shane you uncultured swine!!!

  • Lukas King
    Lukas King 8 days ago +1

    I’ve never had chipotle before is this a bad thing?

  • Sky High
    Sky High 8 days ago

    Every jhonny rockets!!

  • Bong Yan CHEE
    Bong Yan CHEE 8 days ago

    What the costumer should have done
    Costumer: whats the difference?
    Worker: you tell me
    Costumer: why don’t you tell me because I asked you for a reason

  • Katerina Mikhailova
    Katerina Mikhailova 9 days ago

    0:46 You go Glenn Coco!

  • Jacob Harris
    Jacob Harris 9 days ago

    Shaynes face 2:04

  • Sanic Meme
    Sanic Meme 9 days ago

    When Olivia shoved Ian with a burrito I died 😂☠️

  • Hmongyaj1980
    Hmongyaj1980 9 days ago

    The first time I pronounced Chipotle, I pronounced it as *SHITPOTLE*

  • famously anonymous
    famously anonymous 9 days ago

    Why wasn't there a joke about how much goddamn rice they put in their meals

  • Owen Gilligan
    Owen Gilligan 9 days ago

    Shane called it taco bell

  • conor the best
    conor the best 9 days ago

    You said it was taco bell

  • kyle smith
    kyle smith 9 days ago

    The one thing that piss me off is that they wast so much food