Liam Neeson's Cupid Audition

  • Published on Feb 9, 2018
  • Action star Liam Neeson unleashes his usual gruffness in an audition for the symbol of love.
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Comments • 453

  • Liverpool France36
    Liverpool France36 2 months ago

    Release the kraken!!!!

  • mergirl2000 Dunne
    mergirl2000 Dunne 2 months ago

    , it's complicated

  • mergirl2000 Dunne
    mergirl2000 Dunne 2 months ago

    Okay now that shit was funny!

  • War Chaos
    War Chaos 2 months ago

    Ras al ghul 😱

  • dark jedi
    dark jedi 3 months ago

    Why the fuck do you have to do all this shit, Liam. You're a legendary performer (schindler's list), now you became a...what?

  • maria baker
    maria baker 4 months ago


  • Daniel Hutauruk
    Daniel Hutauruk 7 months ago

    i cant stop laugh with this one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Anticlickbait
    Anticlickbait 8 months ago +2

    We need more of this hahaha

  • Johnny Blaze
    Johnny Blaze 8 months ago


  • Anjushree Verma
    Anjushree Verma 8 months ago

    *"No matter where you go or where you hide, love will find you"* and kill you

  • Muhammad Arith
    Muhammad Arith 8 months ago

    I love him

    SCONAR 8 months ago

    I'm sweating πŸ’“πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ

  • Jason Blacke
    Jason Blacke 8 months ago

    That was SOOOOOOOOOOO not funny!

  • Suely Brito
    Suely Brito 8 months ago

    onde estΓ‘ meu cupido Liam β€πŸ’™πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ‘πŸ‘β­β­πŸ†πŸ‘β­πŸ˜

  • Joseph Malizia
    Joseph Malizia 8 months ago

    I love this actor

  • A Naam
    A Naam 8 months ago

    Could you do a North-Korean-style news item before or after the show, not about North-Korea and its leader, but about LSSC and its host, SC.
    And Nox- and SocksNews, 'To agree with you on something.'
    β€œNot shooting is a restriction.” - Dr. Edd Mittens

  • johanazhari
    johanazhari 8 months ago +1


  • Presidente Enrique PeΓ±a Nieto Inoficial

    Masten jin may the force be with you

  • Gaspard David
    Gaspard David 8 months ago

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  • sultan alsnan
    sultan alsnan 8 months ago


  • Half-Life Scientist
    Half-Life Scientist 8 months ago

    "But is Cupid immortal? Are his methods supernatural?"

  • Nenita Gonzalez
    Nenita Gonzalez 8 months ago

    He makes the perfect cupid.
    cupid assassin

  • anrina
    anrina 8 months ago

    I love these recurring Liam Neeson auditions!!!

  • Wilmer Berg
    Wilmer Berg 8 months ago

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  • summs1000 summers
    summs1000 summers 9 months ago

    all islam is is a metaphor for how stupid Christianity is, Mohamed wrote a play laughing because some guy brought down a system 600 years before and you islamists and Christians have fallen for it ever since, us who don't really care and understand I will be judged by the creator are laughing so hard at how indoctrinated you are, you think that because Donald says some completely scripted religious remarks that that does sway your vote, that is the best part is the absolute hippocracy of it

  • Linkman247
    Linkman247 9 months ago

    These are great. XD.

  • Buxx Banner's POV
    Buxx Banner's POV 9 months ago

    good bit by Liam...but I wouldn't watch that fucking Colbert if you paid me

  • Welpsher 31
    Welpsher 31 9 months ago

    *sees Cupid*
    *holds up middle finger*
    Me:Ya fucked up man

  • Darth Maul
    Darth Maul 9 months ago

    Is... is this why I'm single?

  • Paul Walker
    Paul Walker 9 months ago

    The Late Show rocks.

  • Cian Vincent
    Cian Vincent 9 months ago

    So the terminator is really a match maker? CSM101 Cupid Systems Model 101

  • Rukiyati Kuebler
    Rukiyati Kuebler 9 months ago


  • Rukiyati Kuebler
    Rukiyati Kuebler 9 months ago

    HELLO THANK YOU MY FRIEND ' SO FUNNY GOOD LUCK πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½βœ‹πŸ»βœ‹πŸ»βœ‹πŸ»

  • Anirvan Komath Majumdar

    Best video ever!πŸ˜‚

  • joshua navarro
    joshua navarro 9 months ago

    Thats a kill shot bro! πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

  • BlackEpyon
    BlackEpyon 9 months ago

    I suspect they just did this because they already had him in studio, but.... Damn! This needs to be a thing!

  • William Taylor
    William Taylor 9 months ago

    That's just how 8 miss Bethany, Isabella came to our pool naked when I was 10, a rainstorm began, and in not ten. I would get another girlfriend, but the cold is the only woman I respect. I thp7ght it so easy to suck off Michael Jordan, there's no fucked up way.

  • butterfly 0055
    butterfly 0055 9 months ago

    Dear, Cupid...checkmate.

  • SoloPilot6
    SoloPilot6 9 months ago

    Wow, something funny on THIS show. I guess it was bound to happen, sooner or later. . .

  • Yasi Soufi
    Yasi Soufi 9 months ago

    I love the sponges on the wings!

  • Karl Sookdeo
    Karl Sookdeo 9 months ago +1

    Cupid has been upgraded to BAMF

  • Flocks of Foxes
    Flocks of Foxes 9 months ago

    Now I'm imagining an Enemy at the Gates-style sniper movie starring Cupid.

  • Strigidae Strigiformes
    Strigidae Strigiformes 9 months ago

    XD XD XD XD. This dude is too intense. If he said sorry to someone they'd say sorry back just out of fear.

  • Shannon Lloyd
    Shannon Lloyd 9 months ago

    Lmao this cracks me up every timeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Adalia Francisco
    Adalia Francisco 9 months ago

    I chose TAKEN MOVIES! πŸŽ₯πŸŽ…

  • Caroleeena
    Caroleeena 9 months ago

    Liam Neeson called the Me Too movement "a bit of witch hunt". Fuck this guy.

  • coolkat simpsonsfan2
    coolkat simpsonsfan2 9 months ago

    β›ͺβ›ͺπŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ“–πŸ“–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡ God bless you, Stephen Colbert and Liam Neeson! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ha ha, as Nelson would say!

  • Buzry Hapro Mandalorian Bounty Hunter

    "If you two don't fall in love, I will look for you. I will find you and change your relationship statues to "it's complicated"." Haven't laughed so hard in a long time!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Rob Bartell
    Rob Bartell 9 months ago +1

    Ain't LOVE GRAND!!

  • MrFrankqu58
    MrFrankqu58 9 months ago

    Colbert you are not a cupid, you are stupid!!! Bush is a liar, like Obama, like Clinton!!! Global Elitist Colbert you are not funny at all you lame person!!

  • Aika Papa
    Aika Papa 9 months ago

    Love is Death
    (Of the Ego)

  • Butterbean Head
    Butterbean Head 9 months ago +1

    Hell yes he has a valid point

  • Karl Sookdeo
    Karl Sookdeo 9 months ago +7

    The next Kid Icarus game combined with God Of War.

  • Darshan Sen - The Composer

    I'll find you
    And I will take your fruit loops
    And I will eat them
    With my bare hands

  • Jeff Mitchell
    Jeff Mitchell 9 months ago

    You ROCK Liam - the direct your ass is mine approach is the best , it doesn't leave any room for misinterpretation in today's sad Wishy-washy world.

  • Zara Syed
    Zara Syed 9 months ago +2

    Wtf im dying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Snarkbite
    Snarkbite 9 months ago +2

    I would pay top dollar to see Liam neeson sticking people with arrows as Cupid

  • Taku Oluna
    Taku Oluna 9 months ago

    "Cupid draw back your bow. And let your arrow go. Straight to my lover's heart(physics) for me."

  • Laura Nguyen
    Laura Nguyen 9 months ago

    Can you have a talk with my crush, Liam? Thanks

  • E MP
    E MP 9 months ago +1

    lol awesome. He's officially committed to doing every holiday.... I await the Easter Bunny!

  • Kim BlaQue
    Kim BlaQue 9 months ago +1

    Love Liam

  • cheristar
    cheristar 9 months ago

    Never fail to deliver.

  • Matt the future ruler
    Matt the future ruler 9 months ago

    Cupid is a pagan god

  • Micah Edgin
    Micah Edgin 9 months ago

    Attention to all 239 people who gave this a thumbs down...
    You need to "check yourself before you wreck yourself!"#haveaheart

  • Bi- Han
    Bi- Han 9 months ago


  • V Sen
    V Sen 9 months ago +1

    I've seen everything, now I can die in peace.

  • Blue Victory
    Blue Victory 9 months ago

    LOL, this is hilarious, love Liam Neeson!

  • T. Shrine
    T. Shrine 9 months ago

    Stupid ass leftist, is this comedy???

    • T. Shrine
      T. Shrine 9 months ago

      Buzry Jupro Mandalorian Bounty Hunter thanks for that explanation, I don't know what I would have done without you, now when I breathe in should I excel next?

    • Buzry Hapro Mandalorian Bounty Hunter
      Buzry Hapro Mandalorian Bounty Hunter 9 months ago

      T. Shrine
      Cupid is supposed to bring love. Liam Neeson's voice doesn't do that. That's what makes it funny.

    • Blue Victory
      Blue Victory 9 months ago

      T. Shrine, I can tell by your question that your a lame duck. I bet your the guy that everyone hopes doesn't show up at the party.

  • hayancharm
    hayancharm 9 months ago +1


  • pyrophobia133
    pyrophobia133 9 months ago

    Liam Neeson isn't shooting anyone in this scene

  • Jeanne-Marie Tchoumak
    Jeanne-Marie Tchoumak 9 months ago

    I'm in love

  • Emperor Zoditron
    Emperor Zoditron 9 months ago +2

    Liam's Voice is too Badass for the Role of Cupid.

  • kilroy987
    kilroy987 9 months ago +1

    Will Liam Neeson ever be known for anything other than Taken anymore?

  • Tulio Cano
    Tulio Cano 9 months ago

    I will find you... Awesome I was expecting that he said that.

  • jabbabbabba
    jabbabbabba 9 months ago

    Actual comedy? FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Amber 180
    Amber 180 9 months ago

    "..Not the ones he kills!?!"

  • John Daugherty
    John Daugherty 9 months ago

    That specialized skill set.....
    /Cupid is a badass.

  • Joy Hagerty
    Joy Hagerty 9 months ago +1

    Another priceless Holiday Skit With Laim Neeson. πŸ˜…πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ Mr. Neeson there are no words to describe how Awsome you are. πŸ˜„

  • Gypsy SnickerDoodle
    Gypsy SnickerDoodle 9 months ago

    uh, no
    over Liam Neason doing the same thing over & over

  • Jeremy
    Jeremy 9 months ago

    I was really pissed when I saw this and Liam wasn't on the rest of the show that night!!

  • moreno franco
    moreno franco 9 months ago

    I would love to see Liam doing this role in actual movie LOL

  • Anjushree Verma
    Anjushree Verma 9 months ago +8

    *"No matter where you go or where you hide, love will find you"* 'and kill you'

  • Youfail Mon
    Youfail Mon 9 months ago +1

    That was great

  • NoΓ© AΓ§o
    NoΓ© AΓ§o 9 months ago

  • Enlightened X
    Enlightened X 9 months ago +1


  • ziljin
    ziljin 9 months ago +1

    Do you think Liam is tired of doing all of these Taken parodies?

  • Local
    Local 9 months ago

    Qu pid jinn.

  • Donatas Simaitis
    Donatas Simaitis 9 months ago

    my god he bacame a joke

  • Memorible werd
    Memorible werd 9 months ago +1

    *WHAT IS LOVE* ?

  • The Red Eft
    The Red Eft 9 months ago

    Now I want to see a movie where this Cupid is almost like a killer in a slasher movie, except he makes people fall in love.

  • Hekat the Evil B-tch
    Hekat the Evil B-tch 9 months ago

    That was unexpected... The perfect valentine message... Sigh...

  • Brit Ives
    Brit Ives 9 months ago +2

    I swear this man ages in reverse, he looks so good for his age 😍

  • Batwing Blizzard
    Batwing Blizzard 9 months ago

    Guaranteed way to get lots of likes on a comment- just repeat a line that was said in the video. And if you're feeling adventurous, *use bold*
    Bam, guaranteed one of the top comments.

  • newdude50
    newdude50 9 months ago

    Can Liam Neeson be Cupid on Supernatural?

  • unlimitedrabbit
    unlimitedrabbit 9 months ago

    There's no time! We must act quickly!

  • Mary Carricaburu
    Mary Carricaburu 9 months ago

    When they were young, Liam Neeson and Helen Mirren lived together, for 4 years I think they said. Can't you imagine what an interesting time they had?

  • thevintage vixen
    thevintage vixen 9 months ago

    Liam is a god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Peter Cheung
    Peter Cheung 9 months ago

    Last time with Santa you referenced a list - which was great. This would have been perfect if the "I pardon you = power" line is referenced πŸ˜‚