Liam Neeson's Cupid Audition

  • Published on Feb 9, 2018
  • Action star Liam Neeson unleashes his usual gruffness in an audition for the symbol of love.
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Comments • 467

  • johanazhari
    johanazhari Day ago


  • Darth Trumpt
    Darth Trumpt 2 days ago

    Masten jin may the force be with you

  • Gaspard David
    Gaspard David 2 days ago

    Firm hello wave affair deeply appreciate fast target hit entry argument

  • Anjushree Verma
    Anjushree Verma 2 days ago

    *"No matter where you go or where you hide, love will find you"* 'and kill you'

  • sultan alsnan
    sultan alsnan 3 days ago


  • Half-Life Scientist
    Half-Life Scientist 3 days ago

    "But is Cupid immortal? Are his methods supernatural?"

  • Nenita Gonzalez
    Nenita Gonzalez 3 days ago

    He makes the perfect cupid.
    cupid assassin

  • anrina
    anrina 3 days ago

    I love these recurring Liam Neeson auditions!!!

  • Wilmer Berg
    Wilmer Berg 3 days ago

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  • summs1000 summers
    summs1000 summers 3 days ago

    all islam is is a metaphor for how stupid Christianity is, Mohamed wrote a play laughing because some guy brought down a system 600 years before and you islamists and Christians have fallen for it ever since, us who don't really care and understand I will be judged by the creator are laughing so hard at how indoctrinated you are, you think that because Donald says some completely scripted religious remarks that that does sway your vote, that is the best part is the absolute hippocracy of it

  • Linkman247
    Linkman247 4 days ago

    These are great. XD.

  • Buxx Banner's POV
    Buxx Banner's POV 4 days ago

    good bit by Liam...but I wouldn't watch that fucking Colbert if you paid me

  • Otaku_Tsundere_Cat_ 12

    *sees Cupid*
    *holds up middle finger*
    Me:Ya fucked up man

  • Darth Maul
    Darth Maul 5 days ago

    Is... is this why I'm single?

  • Paul Walker
    Paul Walker 5 days ago

    The Late Show rocks.

  • Cian Vincent
    Cian Vincent 5 days ago

    So the terminator is really a match maker? CSM101 Cupid Systems Model 101

  • Rukiyati Kuebler
    Rukiyati Kuebler 5 days ago


  • Rukiyati Kuebler
    Rukiyati Kuebler 5 days ago

    HELLO THANK YOU MY FRIEND ' SO FUNNY GOOD LUCK πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½βœ‹πŸ»βœ‹πŸ»βœ‹πŸ»

  • Anirvan Komath Majumdar

    Best video ever!πŸ˜‚

  • joshua navarro
    joshua navarro 5 days ago

    Thats a kill shot bro! πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

  • BlackEpyon
    BlackEpyon 5 days ago

    I suspect they just did this because they already had him in studio, but.... Damn! This needs to be a thing!

  • KidCat
    KidCat 5 days ago

    I would rather be single forever.

  • butterflies Are Free

    Wow david koresh look alike

  • William Taylor
    William Taylor 6 days ago

    That's just how 8 miss Bethany, Isabella came to our pool naked when I was 10, a rainstorm began, and in not ten. I would get another girlfriend, but the cold is the only woman I respect. I thp7ght it so easy to suck off Michael Jordan, there's no fucked up way.

  • butterfly 0055
    butterfly 0055 6 days ago

    Dear, Cupid...checkmate.

  • SoloPilot6
    SoloPilot6 6 days ago

    Wow, something funny on THIS show. I guess it was bound to happen, sooner or later. . .

  • Article EightySix
    Article EightySix 6 days ago

    It's been 5 days since the last Episode. Why is it SO hard for The Late Show to support this content? This Channel really stinks. Just sayin'.

  • Yasi Soufi
    Yasi Soufi 6 days ago

    I love the sponges on the wings!

  • Karl Sookdeo
    Karl Sookdeo 6 days ago +1

    Cupid has been upgraded to BAMF

  • Flocks of Foxes
    Flocks of Foxes 6 days ago

    Now I'm imagining an Enemy at the Gates-style sniper movie starring Cupid.

  • Strigidae Strigiformes

    XD XD XD XD. This dude is too intense. If he said sorry to someone they'd say sorry back just out of fear.

  • Shannon Lloyd
    Shannon Lloyd 7 days ago

    Lmao this cracks me up every timeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Adalia Francisco
    Adalia Francisco 7 days ago

    I chose TAKEN MOVIES! πŸŽ₯πŸŽ…

  • Caroleeena
    Caroleeena 7 days ago

    Liam Neeson called the Me Too movement "a bit of witch hunt". Fuck this guy.

  • coolkat simpsonsfan2

    β›ͺβ›ͺπŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ“–πŸ“–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡ God bless you, Stephen Colbert and Liam Neeson! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ha ha, as Nelson would say!

  • Buzry Hapro Mandalorian Bounty Hunter

    "If you two don't fall in love, I will look for you. I will find you and change your relationship statues to "it's complicated"." Haven't laughed so hard in a long time!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Rob Bartell
    Rob Bartell 7 days ago +1

    Ain't LOVE GRAND!!

  • MrFrankqu58
    MrFrankqu58 7 days ago

    Colbert you are not a cupid, you are stupid!!! Bush is a liar, like Obama, like Clinton!!! Global Elitist Colbert you are not funny at all you lame person!!

  • Aika Papa
    Aika Papa 7 days ago

    Love is Death
    (Of the Ego)

  • Butterbean Head
    Butterbean Head 7 days ago +1

    Hell yes he has a valid point

  • Karl Sookdeo
    Karl Sookdeo 7 days ago +4

    The next Kid Icarus game combined with God Of War.

  • Darshan Sen - The Composer

    I'll find you
    And I will take your fruit loops
    And I will eat them
    With my bare hands

  • Jeff Mitchell
    Jeff Mitchell 7 days ago

    You ROCK Liam - the direct your ass is mine approach is the best , it doesn't leave any room for misinterpretation in today's sad Wishy-washy world.

  • syed jalal
    syed jalal 7 days ago +2

    Wtf im dying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Snarkbite
    Snarkbite 7 days ago +2

    I would pay top dollar to see Liam neeson sticking people with arrows as Cupid

  • Joseph Drolet
    Joseph Drolet 7 days ago

    I would cast him in a heartbeat for a cupid role with that attitude cause I just fell in love with him again :D

  • Taku Oluna
    Taku Oluna 7 days ago

    "Cupid draw back your bow. And let your arrow go. Straight to my lover's heart(physics) for me."

  • Laura Nguyen
    Laura Nguyen 7 days ago

    Can you have a talk with my crush, Liam? Thanks

  • Eva Pawlowska
    Eva Pawlowska 7 days ago +1

    lol awesome. He's officially committed to doing every holiday.... I await the Easter Bunny!

  • Sherman Herritt
    Sherman Herritt 7 days ago

    The pack of ravenous wolves stalked and chased him for 20 miles...
    ...because he had heart shaped mints in his pockets.

  • Kim BlaQue
    Kim BlaQue 7 days ago +1

    Love Liam

  • cheristar
    cheristar 7 days ago

    Never fail to deliver.

  • Matt King
    Matt King 7 days ago

    Cupid is a pagan god

  • Micah Edgin
    Micah Edgin 7 days ago

    Attention to all 239 people who gave this a thumbs down...
    You need to "check yourself before you wreck yourself!"#haveaheart

  • Bi- Han
    Bi- Han 7 days ago


  • V Sen
    V Sen 7 days ago +1

    I've seen everything, now I can die in peace.

  • E B
    E B 8 days ago

    LOL, this is hilarious, love Liam Neeson!

  • T. Shrine
    T. Shrine 8 days ago

    Stupid ass leftist, is this comedy???

    • T. Shrine
      T. Shrine 7 days ago

      Buzry Jupro Mandalorian Bounty Hunter thanks for that explanation, I don't know what I would have done without you, now when I breathe in should I excel next?

    • Buzry Hapro Mandalorian Bounty Hunter
      Buzry Hapro Mandalorian Bounty Hunter 7 days ago

      T. Shrine
      Cupid is supposed to bring love. Liam Neeson's voice doesn't do that. That's what makes it funny.

    • T. Shrine
      T. Shrine 7 days ago

      E B nice try dickhead I'm the guy that throws the party, And always have been! πŸ–•πŸ˜¬

    • E B
      E B 8 days ago

      T. Shrine, I can tell by your question that your a lame duck. I bet your the guy that everyone hopes doesn't show up at the party.

  • hayancharm
    hayancharm 8 days ago +1


  • pyrophobia133
    pyrophobia133 8 days ago

    Liam Neeson isn't shooting anyone in this scene

  • Jeanne-Marie Tchoumak

    I'm in love

  • Emperor Zoditron
    Emperor Zoditron 8 days ago +2

    Liam's Voice is too Badass for the Role of Cupid.

  • kilroy987
    kilroy987 8 days ago +1

    Will Liam Neeson ever be known for anything other than Taken anymore?

  • Tulio Cano
    Tulio Cano 8 days ago

    I will find you... Awesome I was expecting that he said that.

  • jabbabbabba
    jabbabbabba 8 days ago

    Actual comedy? FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Amber 180
    Amber 180 8 days ago

    "..Not the ones he kills!?!"

  • John Daugherty
    John Daugherty 8 days ago

    That specialized skill set.....
    /Cupid is a badass.

  • Joy Hagerty
    Joy Hagerty 8 days ago +1

    Another priceless Holiday Skit With Laim Neeson. πŸ˜…πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ Mr. Neeson there are no words to describe how Awsome you are. πŸ˜„

  • Gypsy SnickerDoodle
    Gypsy SnickerDoodle 8 days ago

    uh, no
    over Liam Neason doing the same thing over & over

  • Jeremy
    Jeremy 8 days ago

    I was really pissed when I saw this and Liam wasn't on the rest of the show that night!!

  • moreno franco
    moreno franco 8 days ago

    I would love to see Liam doing this role in actual movie LOL

  • Anjushree Verma
    Anjushree Verma 8 days ago +5

    *"No matter where you go or where you hide, love will find you"* 'and kill you'

  • Youfail Mon
    Youfail Mon 8 days ago +1

    That was great

  • NoΓ© AΓ§o
    NoΓ© AΓ§o 8 days ago

  • Enlightened X
    Enlightened X 8 days ago +1


  • ziljin
    ziljin 8 days ago +1

    Do you think Liam is tired of doing all of these Taken parodies?

  • Local Spaceman
    Local Spaceman 8 days ago

    Qu pid jinn.

  • Donatas Simaitis
    Donatas Simaitis 8 days ago

    my god he bacame a joke

  • Memorible werd
    Memorible werd 8 days ago +1

    *WHAT IS LOVE* ?

  • The Red Salamander
    The Red Salamander 8 days ago

    Now I want to see a movie where this Cupid is almost like a killer in a slasher movie, except he makes people fall in love.

  • Hekat the Evil B-tch

    That was unexpected... The perfect valentine message... Sigh...

  • Brit Ives
    Brit Ives 8 days ago +2

    I swear this man ages in reverse, he looks so good for his age 😍

  • Batwing Blizzard
    Batwing Blizzard 8 days ago

    Guaranteed way to get lots of likes on a comment- just repeat a line that was said in the video. And if you're feeling adventurous, *use bold*
    Bam, guaranteed one of the top comments.

  • newdude50
    newdude50 8 days ago

    Can Liam Neeson be Cupid on Supernatural?

  • unlimitedrabbit
    unlimitedrabbit 8 days ago

    There's no time! We must act quickly!

  • Mary Carricaburu
    Mary Carricaburu 8 days ago

    When they were young, Liam Neeson and Helen Mirren lived together, for 4 years I think they said. Can't you imagine what an interesting time they had?

  • thevintage vixen
    thevintage vixen 8 days ago

    Liam is a god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Peter Cheung
    Peter Cheung 8 days ago

    Last time with Santa you referenced a list - which was great. This would have been perfect if the "I pardon you = power" line is referenced πŸ˜‚

  • RonJon
    RonJon 8 days ago +1

    Liam Neeson
    Liam Neeson's knees, son.
    Liam Neeson's knees on his niece on e's on a Nissan.



  • The Vulture
    The Vulture 9 days ago

    Fall in love damnit don't make me use this

  • Naomi Riter
    Naomi Riter 9 days ago +1

    Cupid has a very particular set of skills πŸ˜‚

  • MyShreddedSanity
    MyShreddedSanity 9 days ago

    A shotgun wedding at the Neeson's would be...well, brief.

  • Misterkill800
    Misterkill800 9 days ago +1

    this is so great

  • Captain Captain
    Captain Captain 9 days ago +2

    Sweet. so we got,
    The rock as the tooth fairy
    Liam neeson as cupid
    Conan o Brian as a saint Patrick's day leprechaun
    Paul rudd as the Easter bunny
    Tim Allen as Santa Claus
    And John Goodman as a turkey

  • Manu Gulati
    Manu Gulati 9 days ago +1

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That’s a killshot

  • BooBop1987
    BooBop1987 9 days ago

    This is what Bryan and Lenny need to keep their relationship alive. Is a cupid!

  • BooBop1987
    BooBop1987 9 days ago

    That is so crazy!