Don't Trash Talk New York | Hardly Working

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    Brennan is from beautiful New York City. YEAH, HE SAID IT. BEAUTIFUL. SORRY YOU'RE SCARED OF PIGEONS AND CLUTCH YOUR BAG CLOSE EVERY TIME SOMEONE SPEAKS ABOVE A WHISPER.
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    CAST
    Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Rekha Shankar
    Ally Beardsley
    Patrick McDonald

    CREW
    Director - Arthur Enright
    Writer - Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Producer - Lucretia Stinnette
    Production Coordinator - Annie Humphreville
    Director of Photography - Cooper James
    HMU - Crystal Gomez
    Sound Mixer - Anthony Kozlowski
    Editor - Mike McAlister
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Comments • 5 730

  • alphanash
    alphanash 15 hours ago

    I'm from London, UK and live in Birmingham. I can 100% relate to this

  • Jiggly Puff
    Jiggly Puff 21 hour ago

    This whole skit had me like "damn."

  • Pineapple Juice
    Pineapple Juice Day ago

    I’m from Long Island. DOes thAT cOuNT?

  • CARLOS UQUILLAS
    CARLOS UQUILLAS 2 days ago +1

    New Yorker here I love my city is the best one in the world.

  • Simple Sonata
    Simple Sonata 2 days ago

    Shit was so Savage.

  • shannon Drohn
    shannon Drohn 2 days ago

    "Well people from New York don't smile."
    "Yes cause you're there."
    -roast of 2018

  • Fedoral Offense
    Fedoral Offense 3 days ago

    So wait, why is there a buncha shit about Long Island? I live in Long Island.

  • Almighty Loaf
    Almighty Loaf 3 days ago

    Exact same feelings but replace London with New York

  • Sagar Dimdung
    Sagar Dimdung 3 days ago

    His acting fire

  • Charlie Crowley
    Charlie Crowley 3 days ago +1

    1:18 You can trash talk New York all you want but DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT, trash talk any city in Ohio.
    The Buckeyes will screw you over in the long run, trust me, we're patriotic
    even though no one even knows where Ohio is...

    • Talkin' & Grubbin'
      Talkin' & Grubbin' 2 days ago +1

      +Charlie Crowley Yeah they only care to blame Ohio for everything that's wrong with America.

    • Charlie Crowley
      Charlie Crowley 2 days ago

      +Talkin' & Grubbin' We're lonely over here

    • Charlie Crowley
      Charlie Crowley 2 days ago

      +Talkin' & Grubbin' I was joking, but no one cares about Ohio though.

    • Talkin' & Grubbin'
      Talkin' & Grubbin' 3 days ago

      Charlie Crowley Well, I thought in the well-educated Coast they taught basic U.S. Geography? I guess they don't anymore. Also, people can Google a map to find out where Ohio is, or take a trip to their library for geography books.

  • Prabhnoor Singh
    Prabhnoor Singh 3 days ago

    I think we found the new Joker

  • Quentin h
    Quentin h 4 days ago

    "I saw two crust punks suck each other off" HAHAHA

  • TheAvirus
    TheAvirus 4 days ago

    My home state is Virginia and you can find many virgins in it....

    👌

    Btw im Joking to all those salty people who's home state is Virginia too

  • WillHellmm
    WillHellmm 4 days ago +1

    Chicago is better tbh

    • WillHellmm
      WillHellmm 3 days ago +2

      +Charlie Crowley my Dad's side lives there, but I much prefer Chicago, Navy Peir, Lake Michigan, The Parks, etc

    • Charlie Crowley
      Charlie Crowley 3 days ago +1

      No, Cincinnati, just go to Ohio, it might seem boring but there is a lot of cool stuff, like theme parks.
      1. Kings Island ( The best )
      2. Cedar Point ( Rollercoastermania )

  • proud_to_be _me
    proud_to_be _me 5 days ago

    Germany! Where the trains come sometimes half an hour late and you meet new people in the train while it stops for another 15 minutes just 5 metres before it reaches the station

  • David 8
    David 8 5 days ago

    Brennan is the best

  • poop monster protector
    poop monster protector 5 days ago +2

    Cincinnati anyone?

  • RoronoaZor0
    RoronoaZor0 6 days ago

    I mean there's a whole poem about Mudville

  • Mathiasthered
    Mathiasthered 6 days ago

    I'm from new York, but deer park long island and honestly mood

  • Mariana Gracia Beltran

    I feel like this can apply for a lot of capital cities, everybody feels entitled to talk sh*t about your hometown....it happens in my country

  • Sookie Sycho
    Sookie Sycho 6 days ago +1

    "No one ever talks shit about Cincinnati"
    *cough cough we had half year where we shit talked Cincinnati. Remember the ZOO INCIDENT*

  • CaraRowen
    CaraRowen 7 days ago

    Omg, this is one of my favorite sketches to date.

  • Che1424
    Che1424 7 days ago

    NYC 4EVER BITCHEZ!!!!!!

  • chaskiandcie
    chaskiandcie 7 days ago

    As a parisian I have exactly the same feelings! From the "crowded", the "you never smile", the "big rats" to the final "I mean I had to get outta there" ahahhahah

  • OhMyGamingPickles
    OhMyGamingPickles 7 days ago

    brennan is my favorite he’s fucking amazing.

  • Scar Love
    Scar Love 8 days ago

    He's so me. Don't talk bad about my home because you took your happy go lucky spring break trip their wanting to live an episode of sex and the city and your bubble was burst...you couldn't survive you aren't strong enough. GET OVER IT

  • Nathan O'Keefe
    Nathan O'Keefe 9 days ago

    As someone who grew up in a town with less than 4,000 people, y'all're all city folks.

  • Patry Atry
    Patry Atry 9 days ago +1

    3:30 parody of the movie Alien

  • iluvpopcorn23
    iluvpopcorn23 9 days ago

    I hate walking around Manhattan and seeing a whole trash, ugh

  • Katie Goldsmith
    Katie Goldsmith 9 days ago

    Brennannnnnnnn i love youuuuuuu 😂😂

  • Dee May
    Dee May 10 days ago

    I get a lot of shit for living in Florida

  • Emily Ruhnke
    Emily Ruhnke 11 days ago

    I don’t want to have to drive 5 hours to see a movie. In New York, there is something to do in 5 minute walking distance whenever you go! :3

  • Vinny D.
    Vinny D. 11 days ago +1

    I hate how people assume that New York is New York City, ITS NOT JUST ONE BIG CITY I personally live in Canajoharie NY a small, get this



    VILAGE

  • Herooftwilight 13
    Herooftwilight 13 11 days ago

    What was that about Long Island?

  • Delta901
    Delta901 11 days ago

    Now I've never been to New York before but now I want to go so I can see the exotic rat species that lay eggs.

  • Zachary Axe
    Zachary Axe 11 days ago

    *All upstate New Yorkers are typing...*

  • Cipherguy 23
    Cipherguy 23 12 days ago

    You think New York has it bad? You should ask Chicago.

  • Sinus Rollins
    Sinus Rollins 12 days ago

    I liked new York

  • super cbb
    super cbb 12 days ago

    How about this, don’t trash talk long island

  • Amelia G
    Amelia G 13 days ago

    He's hilarious!!

  • Journey Carty
    Journey Carty 14 days ago

    Cincinnati, Ohio is pretty bad not gonna lie probably worse than New York

  • Game Time with Professor John

    Can y’all do a video telling people to stop shitting on Florida?
    Btw, I work at a dry cleaners and the only customers who give me trouble are from New York. They always go on about how they’ve never seen a cleaners with a prepaid store policy, try to haggle, and complain that a week is too long to wait for alterations. We’re a small business trying to stay open, our prices are cheaper than anyone in town, and we do alterations for a couple of stores so there is a line. “I knew a guy in the Bronx who would hem your pants while you wait for eight dollars” yeah? Well go get him to do it.
    Anyway, only 36% of the people living in Florida are from Florida, so when you see a headline that says “Florida man caught having sex with flamingo” odds are that it’s really a New Yorker doing the avian flu fandango because, despite being unable to shut up about how New York is better than Florida, they keep moving down here in droves. Cheers!

  • dhvsheabdh
    dhvsheabdh 14 days ago

    Send this man to Hollywood.

  • ImsoAwesomE!!!
    ImsoAwesomE!!! 14 days ago

    Eminems world lmao

  • Maya Rech
    Maya Rech 15 days ago

    " A WHOLE TRASH ON THE GROUND " ha ha had me dead

  • Shmrrf Prrrf
    Shmrrf Prrrf 15 days ago

    Eww, you're from the US

  • Matthew Levens
    Matthew Levens 15 days ago

    Brennen is my favourite

  • Dr. Turkey
    Dr. Turkey 15 days ago

    Wow never thought I'd see CH call out racism against white people

  • Chill Bill
    Chill Bill 16 days ago

    *A W H O L E T R A S H*

  • Kyle Hughes
    Kyle Hughes 17 days ago

    Brennan is such a good acter

  • E Derrick
    E Derrick 18 days ago

    i will watch everything brennan is in forever

  • Jesse Singh
    Jesse Singh 18 days ago

    This guys amazing

  • Amber Rohrer
    Amber Rohrer 18 days ago

    I am from the Midwest, and a bit larger city as far as Midwest standards go and I can tell you that people’s first reaction to it is not “that’s nice”. The bumpkin thing or the “ehhh sorry” is a lot more accurate. People diss the Midwest all the time and probably more frequently than New York when hearing you are from there because a lot of people idolize New York. Who gives a shit if people insult your hometown? Coming from the Midwest you just accept that people think there is nothing but corn and sadness around you even if you know you feel happy there. I have done a lot of oversees travel and loved different cities across the country and the “you aren’t strong enough...” thing is lame too. People can enjoy different climates and environments. Why do we always have to exhibit so much tribalism about the stupidest shit? I frankly don’t dislike New York or care if you hate my hometown. I just choose to stay in the Midwest because I hate crowds to the point I won’t even go to free events if I think it will be too busy. I can afford to travel to great destinations on an average salary. And it just fits me overall. No need to be sorry for me and no need for me to hate New York.

  • Zanos Gemini
    Zanos Gemini 19 days ago

    I love Brennan hes so funny

  • YoItzMelody195
    YoItzMelody195 19 days ago

    I saw a rat lay an egg on a vagrants little knife wound oooeee

    Oouf

  • Sketched Out
    Sketched Out 20 days ago

    A W H O L E T R A S H O N T H E G R O U N D

  • Pixel Bytes
    Pixel Bytes 20 days ago

    The Ohio southern Michigan Indiana region is truly shit, I live there and every place you go outside of the suburbs is a fucking dumpster fire of blight

  • Thomas French
    Thomas French 20 days ago

    Oh my fucking god yes! I'm from new York too, and i hate it when people make fun of it.

  • George Bailey
    George Bailey 21 day ago

    Living in London makes it so easy to sympathise with Brennan 😂

  • FearAddict
    FearAddict 21 day ago

    Brennan is seriously the new hope of the modern CollegeHumor staff.

  • Eiffal.B
    Eiffal.B 21 day ago

    Brennen for the next Joker.

  • huswsimonbla
    huswsimonbla 22 days ago

    That indian chick has huge knockers dayum

  • RainbowSprnklz
    RainbowSprnklz 22 days ago

    brennan plays excellent angry characters

  • DreaMz
    DreaMz 22 days ago

    I'm from upstate ny so this doesn't apply to me

  • Joel Teo
    Joel Teo 22 days ago

    YES

  • master mind
    master mind 22 days ago

    RATS DONT LAY EGGS

  • Financially Devestated Trump

    w H a t B u r O u g h a r E y u O f R o M b r e n N a N ?

  • Diana Ammo
    Diana Ammo 22 days ago

    My brother and I alike love this video. yay.

  • PJ Johnson
    PJ Johnson 23 days ago +1

    College is back with this one!

  • An untrue definition
    An untrue definition 23 days ago

    That ending was truly terrifying

  • Alex Crockford
    Alex Crockford 23 days ago

    I loved New York... I’m from Aus but I loved it 😂

  • Laira Klock
    Laira Klock 23 days ago +1

    Everyone expresses their love for Brennan. I just want to give props to the sound mixer who set the mood of this video. Great job, man!

  • Crossover Negro
    Crossover Negro 23 days ago

    Wait you guys are in LA now? Where have I been?

  • Phil Andrew
    Phil Andrew 23 days ago

    3:29-3:33 Those... Are real tears.

  • Olivia oney
    Olivia oney 23 days ago

    I hate Ohio. Only thing good bout Cincinnati is KI



    I’m aloud to hate on Ohio. I’ve lived there my whole life

  • BlueSkyhawk14
    BlueSkyhawk14 24 days ago +1

    I love how people immediately assume that Cincinnati is "nice" when it's almost exactly like NYC 👌 (I lived in Columbus and Cincinnati for a while)

  • Ali Ghazian
    Ali Ghazian 24 days ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Jay Kwan
    Jay Kwan 24 days ago

    At least it’s not Jersey

  • Nishit Chatnani
    Nishit Chatnani 24 days ago

    This is fucking hilarious 😂😂👌👌

  • Perspective Comics
    Perspective Comics 24 days ago

    i'm from ny not the city but close

  • Hawaa Sarwary
    Hawaa Sarwary 25 days ago

    Do a video about Washington DC!

  • Hawaa Sarwary
    Hawaa Sarwary 25 days ago +6

    A W H O L E T R A S H ? !

  • anonymousey ???
    anonymousey ??? 25 days ago

    Chicago is better

  • imaagamer
    imaagamer 25 days ago

    NOW IM TRIGGERED CAUSE IM FROM LONG ISLAND AAAAAAHHH!!!

  • Rene Romero
    Rene Romero 25 days ago

    This place sleeps, I was told it does not. This is false advertising. I miss Tokyo.

  • bbernales177
    bbernales177 25 days ago

    Give this man an Oscar

  • InfiniteSauce
    InfiniteSauce 25 days ago

    Brennan is great at acting 🙃

  • Emma Firth
    Emma Firth 25 days ago

    I live in Cincinnati

  • Ayan Gerard
    Ayan Gerard 25 days ago +17

    As a New Yorker, I truly appreciate that the subway is what set Brennan off. NO ONE INSULTS OUR UNDERFUNDED SUBWAY!!

    • martygabe18
      martygabe18 23 days ago

      Unless you're in the outer boroughs... Grumble grumble 7 train

  • Andrea Hamilton
    Andrea Hamilton 25 days ago

    IM A NEW YORKER

  • Carl M
    Carl M 26 days ago

    I want Brennan to shout at me right in front of my face and degrade me.....then we make out x

  • Ryan Mya
    Ryan Mya 26 days ago

    Click here to stop brennan from a possible snap out of control

  • Tommy Scheer
    Tommy Scheer 26 days ago

    Brennen is actually hilarious, and probably the most talented of the actors at Collegehumor the dude's good

  • Lucy Senior
    Lucy Senior 26 days ago

    Nobody has ever described temecula as fun

  • Parking Lot Nomad
    Parking Lot Nomad 26 days ago

    This is actually pretty realistic.

  • Silly Silentfilms
    Silly Silentfilms 27 days ago

    I’m determined you gotta give me that

  • Eden Penman
    Eden Penman 27 days ago

    A H O L E T R A S H

  • Olympian Runner1489
    Olympian Runner1489 28 days ago

    I went to New York. I thought it was nice. Certainly better then Boston.

  • The Genieist
    The Genieist 28 days ago

    I'm glad I'm from the lesser known upstate New York.

  • Jack Roche
    Jack Roche 28 days ago

    "Those guys aren't New Yorkers, they're from Long island" as a New Yorker, that's true