Funny Texts To Crush FAILS

  • Published on Jan 4, 2018
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  • SSSniperWolf
    SSSniperWolf  Year ago +4457

    ask me questions for ask wolf :D

    LOL ROBLOX 7 hours ago


  • lupita moreno
    lupita moreno 14 hours ago

    CDs balls

  • Norah Kroeker
    Norah Kroeker Day ago

    0:41 no but I did chipped my nail crawling my way up from hell

  • Abbadon Kitten
    Abbadon Kitten Day ago

    8:14 wait how is he talking to her if he doesnt have her number ??????????????????????

  • Alaura.R. Stookey

    She said y=mxb But it is actually y=my+b sorry but I ha to

  • Yuh girl taylor *_*
    Yuh girl taylor *_* 3 days ago


  • CR Zone
    CR Zone 3 days ago

    a cheesy pick up line is is

    i think i'm dying for you
    because you stole my heart

  • Princess Simpson Bey
    Princess Simpson Bey 3 days ago +1

    i like lovey-dovey stuff... i read too many romance novels XD

  • Caticorn gaming girl

    One time I had a sleepover with my friend. We shared stories from when we were younger and my friends was when she was younger a boy liked her. They were helping a neighbor move in. He said to my friend, “can you hold something?” She said, “yeah, what is it?” He turned around and said, “My hand!” Lmao so smooth

  • Brad Glay
    Brad Glay 4 days ago +1

    That's jake from state farm

  • Amanda Christiansen
    Amanda Christiansen 4 days ago

    I laughed so hard on 1:57 in the video

  • Cupcake 1234567891012345678910

    I love puns!

  • Taniya Nelms
    Taniya Nelms 5 days ago

    That thing with the alphabets.was on wild 'n out

  • ASMR Queen
    ASMR Queen 6 days ago

    How to get a girl right now get her food

  • PoisonFangTheWorld
    PoisonFangTheWorld 6 days ago

    My favorite pickup line is memes

  • Makayla Reese
    Makayla Reese 7 days ago

    I can't your to funny

    GIGI ARROYO 9 days ago

    My favorite pickup line is something one of my friends told me: are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see

  • Lifewithnyadoar 101
    Lifewithnyadoar 101 9 days ago +1

    I have a funny line Yoda best

  • Marry Brown
    Marry Brown 9 days ago

    My favorite pick up line is are you a book babe?Cause I really wanna turn that page.

  • Lyrica Olive
    Lyrica Olive 10 days ago +1

    the bawow part got me sooo good i was laughing so hard

  • Angeleigha Smith
    Angeleigha Smith 10 days ago

    lol I was eating chicken nuggets while watching this

  • Lina Holden
    Lina Holden 10 days ago


  • klausi hoxha
    klausi hoxha 11 days ago

    Your hair looks lovely today I ❤️ you

  • Galaxy and Flair's fire problem

    If your crush texts you"do you like someone?"type "Yeah you" and they say"I don't like you" say"oh no I meant I like someone do you?

  • c money
    c money 11 days ago

    Tea Girl

  • Linda Rosencrans
    Linda Rosencrans 12 days ago

    0:16 ok then

  • WolfyLove YT
    WolfyLove YT 12 days ago

    This dude in my class used a pickup line on me and I just look at him like who da f do u think u r

  • The Sketchy Fluff
    The Sketchy Fluff 12 days ago

    Y = mx + b

  • Jedi Spiders
    Jedi Spiders 12 days ago

    Tbh that u r a q t one would probably work on me

  • Brooklyn’s Corner
    Brooklyn’s Corner 12 days ago


  • Official Hama
    Official Hama 12 days ago

    Who understood the niagara falls thing. I am crying, best Lia video ever. Also the trea spilled omg

  • IG_ CamPlayz
    IG_ CamPlayz 14 days ago

    My favourite pick up line is
    People Say Disney Land Is The Happyest place on earth clearly they’ve never stood next to you

  • Just Ladybug
    Just Ladybug 14 days ago

    2:06 bow chica wow wow
    I was LMFAO 😂😂

  • the nice person who gives you the flu

    A disobedient avocado hmmmmmm

  • Maya The lazy, useless child

    Rip your tea ☕ :°(

  • Julia :P
    Julia :P 17 days ago +1

    How was the first one a fail?

  • Hey You
    Hey You 18 days ago

    Es ist kalt

  • maryam elchami
    maryam elchami 18 days ago

    Dont sprinkle to much on her
    Or else your gonna get diabetes

  • Potatoes Are Life
    Potatoes Are Life 19 days ago

    Those Pusheens in the background are watching you Lia...


  • Amal Chamchaoui
    Amal Chamchaoui 21 day ago

    I love the poosheens on the floor!!!

    Idk how to spell

  • Mina Ashido
    Mina Ashido 21 day ago +1

    *Where my avacados at?!*

  • Kittykat_uniorn3456 And Lps Stories

    BoW cHiCkEn WoW wOw

  • galaxy boy k
    galaxy boy k 22 days ago

    She needs some medical help

  • Lainey McCloskey
    Lainey McCloskey 23 days ago

    Sssniperwolf: We know Ashleys!
    Ashley: :'( *Sad music plays*

  • All time Pedia
    All time Pedia 24 days ago

    Here's a pick up line for people who love math-

    Can you replace my "X" and don't ask "Y"
    It's better when you write it than say it.

    MARIE HARAMBE 26 days ago

    2:03-2:09 GOT ME DEAD XD

  • Paragon Paragon
    Paragon Paragon Month ago +1

    2.03 bow wow

  • jburg0oyne
    jburg0oyne Month ago


  • Guacamole Girl
    Guacamole Girl Month ago


  • Sarah Lagerweij
    Sarah Lagerweij Month ago

    Are you a parking space? Cause I need to get in

  • Sarah Lagerweij
    Sarah Lagerweij Month ago

    You cute. Are u a pony? Pony's are my favourite animals. As i said. Are you a pony? Cause i wanna ride you

  • Shanaya gut Hi nun gcdcshund Ramsarran

    . If your appendix blow up inside you will die because I had it since I was 3 and I still alive

  • Space_Savage
    Space_Savage Month ago

    8:13 he said x=your number WELL HOW ARE YOU TEXTING HER BRUH

  • Quinsheryl Mosley-Pettway


  • Luana Ferrera
    Luana Ferrera Month ago

    Love your vids

  • Georgie Henderson
    Georgie Henderson Month ago

    Girl:I think ur suffering from a vitamin "me"


  • Speds Unite
    Speds Unite Month ago

    When they say
    “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven”
    They are literally calling you the DEVIL
    Smh 🤦🏼‍♀️
    (If you don’t get it the devil used to be an angel but he fell from heaven. Demons used to be angels.
    That’s why they are sometimes referred to fallen angels)

  • Kasaya Kasaya
    Kasaya Kasaya Month ago +2

    8:06 why would he be asking for her number if he’s texting her already

    • Speds Unite
      Speds Unite Month ago

      Kasaya Kasaya probably Instagram or Snapchat or something

  • mc75red
    mc75red Month ago

    How did nobody mention Night at the Roxbury in these comments???

  • Shadow Devil
    Shadow Devil Month ago

    y=m x+b

  • Gabriella Rigante
    Gabriella Rigante Month ago

    me when my teacher gives me homework XD

  • SJH Vlog squad
    SJH Vlog squad Month ago +2

    Amos @duh_blake

  • Bogdan Dumitrescu
    Bogdan Dumitrescu Month ago

    I came here to laugh at crush texts and I left hating myself even more seeing that others had luck using puns and jokes while girls get offended at mine... xD

  • James Nevarez
    James Nevarez Month ago

    I believe the "avocado slang" Is that he's tryna smash.... make some guacamole ;) lol

  • Roberto Michelena
    Roberto Michelena Month ago +1

    how to dodge a boy:
    man: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
    girl: no
    girl: but i scratched my knee coming out of hell.

  • Roberto Michelena
    Roberto Michelena Month ago

    I fell/slipped in front of my crush


  • Tink Thompson
    Tink Thompson Month ago

    U r a Q t

  • ForealReign
    ForealReign Month ago

    10:43 hahahah

  • Happycat1222345
    Happycat1222345 Month ago

    Isn’t guacamole made out of avocados?

  • Lisa Sapp
    Lisa Sapp Month ago

    OK i am creeped out.
    so here i am playing roblox of my phone ( while watching on chrome book )
    Roblox add comes on.
    apple is watching you.

  • Blythe W
    Blythe W Month ago

    Baby I love you

  • Erica DeCelle
    Erica DeCelle Month ago

    My appendix was going to burst but before it did and it will kill u

  • Sara Dunn
    Sara Dunn Month ago

    3:07 the name is pronounced like ur name

  • CherryFox
    CherryFox Month ago

    Weirdo. If a guy tries to hit on me like that, he’d have to try a lot harder 😂

  • audraaaa1
    audraaaa1 Month ago

    1:03 heres the motherfucking tea

  • SlaeyPulse
    SlaeyPulse Month ago

    Why he askin for her number if he texting her

  • ItzYoGurl YaYa
    ItzYoGurl YaYa Month ago

    8:17 the guy asked the girl for her number but.......HOW THE HELL WOULD U BE TEXTING HER IF U DIDN'T HAVE HER NUMBER?!?!?!?!?I WOULD LOVE TO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Natalia Cunningham
    Natalia Cunningham Month ago

    I think the Kel at 10:53 is my sister in IRL

  • TaeKookies
    TaeKookies Month ago +4

    If only this happened to me😞....
    Crush:Knock Knock
    Me:who’s there?
    Me:Lava who?
    Crush: *I Lava you

  • TaeKookies
    TaeKookies Month ago +2

    *Rearranging the alphabet to put U and I together*
    *There is no need for that when N and O are already together*

    Ouch you savage Btch! Imagine your crush saying that..... *that will be my worst nightmare*

  • Halli SingingGacha
    Halli SingingGacha Month ago

    The pick up line think that went "oh I forgot the u r a q t" was from tik Tok, the "D" bit wasn't apart of it he's just stupid xD

  • DimondKarrot t
    DimondKarrot t Month ago


  • YT Resketii
    YT Resketii Month ago


  • Gia Shine
    Gia Shine Month ago +3

    I'm dead i kept laughing at the bow wow meme and we,ooo,wee,ooo 😃😜😆😂

  • KiTkAt BaR
    KiTkAt BaR Month ago +1

    The waterfall.....omg. I laughed a little to "ol" at that.

  • Danna The Big Pearl

    Cdcest tvft

  • Danna The Big Pearl


  • Mia Moo
    Mia Moo 2 months ago

    I could've been an Ashleigh this exact spelling ( I hope it doesn't sound like im upset saying that cause I'm not )

  • Kailynne Joergensen
    Kailynne Joergensen 2 months ago

    Why does my girl look like a e girl

  • Yadira Carbajal
    Yadira Carbajal 2 months ago


  • Just Ladybug
    Just Ladybug 2 months ago

    The bow wow wow make me lmmfao

  • Arial_ Dreemurr!!!
    Arial_ Dreemurr!!! 2 months ago +1

    Me: Knock knock
    Crush: Who's there?
    Me: Lava
    Crush: Lave Who?
    Me: I lave you

    • Arial_ Dreemurr!!!
      Arial_ Dreemurr!!! Month ago

      XD Thx :)

    • TaeKookies
      TaeKookies Month ago

      AWWWWW CUTE LINE😭 if only my crush said that to me, my life would be complete😞

  • Naomi Purcell
    Naomi Purcell 2 months ago +2

    On that last one I was like "whooooooa, well, I was not expecting that"

  • Yazz Lol
    Yazz Lol 2 months ago

    9:34 Hands down the best one 🔥🔥💯

  • Marang Thomola
    Marang Thomola 2 months ago +1

    you are pretty n i love yo hair

  • RoboDot Annie
    RoboDot Annie 2 months ago

    Gurl, I want to have guys givin me sweet lovie dubbie pick up lines, not all girls need to laugh at the pickup lines for a date

  • Gacha Fox
    Gacha Fox 2 months ago

    4:05 that text is from December 2012

  • Genga Doodles
    Genga Doodles 2 months ago

    How come Lia be looking like Misa Misa from Deathnote

  • Aris vlogs Official 2.0

    That last one made me LMAO