Funny Texts To Crush FAILS

  • Published on Jan 4, 2018
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  • SSSniperWolf
    SSSniperWolf  Year ago +4292

    ask me questions for ask wolf :D

  • Adreana .w.
    Adreana .w. 8 hours ago

    Hey..... I'm Microsoft. Can I crash at your place. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Jaime Unicorn
    Jaime Unicorn 11 hours ago +1

    When someone asks you if it hurt when you fell from heaven tell tell them you sctrached your knee digging your way up from hell

  • Joseph Vann
    Joseph Vann 18 hours ago

    Ssniperwolf qoute:" How dare you, you uncultured swine"

  • Isaiah Childs
    Isaiah Childs 22 hours ago

    Not black girls

  • Steven Sigley
    Steven Sigley Day ago

    Wack up it 1.00am

  • Jocelyn Gomez
    Jocelyn Gomez Day ago

    You can die that happens to my brother but we are lucky that he is still alive and ok

  • Tilydily 06
    Tilydily 06 Day ago

    I got rejected this week. my friend got 7 dates in 4 week

  • Om1973 Verma
    Om1973 Verma Day ago

    Why does Andrew look like pewdiepie

  • Funny Dummby
    Funny Dummby 2 days ago

    wait isn't he texting her so he DOESN'T NEED her number he has it!

  • Bert Thomas
    Bert Thomas 2 days ago


  • AJ James
    AJ James 3 days ago

    My grandmother's, and my sisters middles names are Leigh.
    Pronounced like Lee

  • baby_ blue
    baby_ blue 3 days ago

    Math Class Mondays..... 8:50

  • Riv Et
    Riv Et 4 days ago

    Thank you 👏

  • shaune blount
    shaune blount 4 days ago

    My cuz said your his girlfriend hahaha (not his girlfriend)

  • Blythe Wollstein
    Blythe Wollstein 4 days ago

    3:50 it depends on what type of girl you like. if they're a nice girl who's polite to everyone she's most likely going to feel like she's been insulted, however if it's a complicated girl, well let's say you're going to have trouble there buddy.

  • Jadyn Samuel
    Jadyn Samuel 5 days ago

    The last one

  • Zoe Kessler
    Zoe Kessler 5 days ago

    The one for the math equation he already has her number how else are they texting

  • Thick eyebrows Cat
    Thick eyebrows Cat 5 days ago

    This is a dating tip TVclip channel Thanks lia

    KALISHA MARTINEZ 5 days ago

    My fav was the one where it said put u and I together 😂

  • demdoe
    demdoe 5 days ago

    Person : how do you pick up the ckicks ?
    Me : with yo hands duh .

  • Gacha Shypotato
    Gacha Shypotato 6 days ago

    My favorite pick up line
    Person1: .__________________.
    Person1: Whale you go out with me
    Person2: yes/no/ DOLPHINETLY
    PS if the don’t say the third option they are dead to me

  • Krisha Park
    Krisha Park 6 days ago +1

    2:06 hahahaha

  • lollie pop
    lollie pop 6 days ago

    If x=her number, then how is he texting her?

  • Mahfuza Karim
    Mahfuza Karim 6 days ago +2

    best pick up line: do you know bts?

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  • Neveah Wiles
    Neveah Wiles 8 days ago

    Why did on of the the guys text the girl to solve for x wich = her number when he obviously has her number =_=

  • Totally Yours Ty Bowling Services

    My real Mom pasta way

  • Eliana Rodriguez
    Eliana Rodriguez 9 days ago

    Omg the last one was halarios

  • Hunter Boldon
    Hunter Boldon 9 days ago

    To other guys just be confident the worsylt thing girls can say is no.

  • IzzyLazy
    IzzyLazy 9 days ago

    y=mx+b is a slope-intercept equation used for linear

  • ben speaks
    ben speaks 9 days ago

    1:37 NO BY CHEE,

  • Imma Good Boi
    Imma Good Boi 9 days ago +6

    No need to put U and I together when J and K are right next to it.
    Like if u get it.

  • Makenna Rayne Stoermer

    How watched 1:39 just laughing nonstop

  • Charlotte Gochenauer
    Charlotte Gochenauer 11 days ago +2

    My crush doesn’t like me 😿

  • Cristina Fada Magica
    Cristina Fada Magica 11 days ago

    0:53 that's my thatcher wth!!!!!

  • Gacha_maker103
    Gacha_maker103 11 days ago +1

    Bow wow wow bts fire 🔥

  • What's up it's Rosamaria

    Once my friends crush hugged her and she actually fainted like in his arms she fainted and i just felt bad for ( Diego her crush ) and my friend Kylie Diego was just holding Kylie omg tho it was really funny me i just went there grabbed Kylie thanked Diego for not dropping her and went about my day and when Kylie woke i told her everything luckily it was at my house so like her parents where not going to be like WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE well now they both found out they like each other and are " dating" lol

  • Chaya James
    Chaya James 11 days ago

    He got that from wild and out

  • Alli /Alligator
    Alli /Alligator 11 days ago

    *I LOVE YOU*

  • How to Awesome
    How to Awesome 12 days ago

    Lol my name is andrew

  • Khai Trolls
    Khai Trolls 12 days ago

    A pick up line I just came up with is hey baby are you a casket cause your beauty kills me

  • Daesy Hudson
    Daesy Hudson 12 days ago

    I want a boy to say did it hurt "did what hurt" when you fell from heaven "no but I did scrape my knee crawling outta hell"
    Ooohhhhh gosh i really want that to happen with me and my crush

  • Hey Its Morgan
    Hey Its Morgan 12 days ago

    It’s ok my brothers appendix bursted he was hospitalized for a week but he still survived! And btw I love you😍

  • Nancy Brun
    Nancy Brun 13 days ago

    If someone said the math one to me I would say IS THAT CALCULAST i never learned that.

  • park_ chaeyoung
    park_ chaeyoung 13 days ago


  • Army Ramisa
    Army Ramisa 13 days ago


  • Artpotato 24
    Artpotato 24 15 days ago

    Wtf did i just watch 😂

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  • Hugh Jarce
    Hugh Jarce 15 days ago

    The best pick-up line is "Get in the back of the van." Having a gun and shouting aggressively in her face means she knows you're serious and not just messing around. It also helps if you have a van.

  • Chaza
    Chaza 15 days ago

    Are you Cinderella bc I see that dress coming off at midnight

  • Unicorn plays ROBLOX
    Unicorn plays ROBLOX 17 days ago

    Random stranger:hi
    Me:yep he likes me

  • Tojo Taco
    Tojo Taco 17 days ago

    Call me sun bc I be giving u da D
    (If u don't know the sun gives u vitamin D)

  • Otaku's Voice
    Otaku's Voice 18 days ago


  • princess gachaxxx
    princess gachaxxx 18 days ago +1

    No no boy can pick me up Because I'm not a truck

  • Lydia X
    Lydia X 18 days ago +1

    If you are over 6 hit that like button in the face

  • Lydia X
    Lydia X 18 days ago +1

    Bravo Avocado 🥑

  • Ralilix
    Ralilix 20 days ago

    9:56 Where is the *FREE FOOD*

  • Gacha Crazy kid
    Gacha Crazy kid 20 days ago

    I have diabetes...

  • Brendan Furtaw
    Brendan Furtaw 21 day ago

    Umm in one text trying to get a number time went backwards?

  • Wolfie Biscuits
    Wolfie Biscuits 21 day ago

    3:38 arigghhttt 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Frisk The Dingus
    Frisk The Dingus 21 day ago

    Technically, U and I are together
    On a keyboard
    On the internet

  • I love slime Squishy lover\best friends tv

    Pretty much any pick-up line will get me cause I’m single ac (as fudge)😬😬😢❤️❤️

  • I sucked your man’s dick

    1:14 sssniperwolf whyyyyyy

  • sonia rosas
    sonia rosas 22 days ago


  • Courtney Williamson
    Courtney Williamson 23 days ago

    My cousin said u tots huge

  • keirha terrell
    keirha terrell 23 days ago +1

    Bravo avacado

  • The Contortion Twins
    The Contortion Twins 23 days ago

    At 0:47, why did the dog look like the one on tiktok?

  • crazy life w\ Destiny
    crazy life w\ Destiny 24 days ago

    Wolfie be going off but it's funny 😂😂😂 always talking bout somebody head😂

  • crazy life w\ Destiny
    crazy life w\ Destiny 24 days ago

    CDs balls was hilarious

  • Mia Guess who
    Mia Guess who 24 days ago

    That first one was smoooooth

  • Malthemagicat
    Malthemagicat 24 days ago

    7:03 gurl u REALLY like pusheen (don't get me wrong I do to XD)

  • HeyIts Laine
    HeyIts Laine 26 days ago

    Lia you look like an E-girl from Tik Tok.

    Lol ily 🙃

  • K.L Morris
    K.L Morris 26 days ago

    1:41 AHH MY JINK

  • Ocean Luna
    Ocean Luna 26 days ago

    The first thing I said to my first no knee of a friend was:
    “Do you need a cure, bro? There is always internet.”
    Because he hadn’t been able to run/jump lately... he hurt his knee so...
    He laughed
    And then 4 months later we found out that he had a disease in his knee
    You can’t always trust the internet
    Or the advice a friend jokingly gives you

  • Alpha Maia
    Alpha Maia 27 days ago

    I'm into nerds
    They listen, and they know how to distract you when you're upset

  • 神轩哥
    神轩哥 28 days ago

    That was funny

  • CherryFox
    CherryFox 29 days ago

    Those were good. I should use those lines next time 😂

  • Alexis Daniel
    Alexis Daniel Month ago

    Hi do you like hearing someone talking about family because I need some one to talk to I am going though a lot so can we talk.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • MollyCatThePres
    MollyCatThePres Month ago

    I also say what she says at 2:46

  • Good Death
    Good Death Month ago

    U g l y a f thats 6 yus xD

  • Zoe K
    Zoe K Month ago


  • Michaela Ariana Grande Fan

    This is literally people making jokes and rosting online😂💕

  • Louise De Wael
    Louise De Wael Month ago

    How to chat without phone number 😂😂

  • Anthoniel Boakye
    Anthoniel Boakye Month ago

    Bow Chica Wow Wow😂

  • Evan Parente
    Evan Parente Month ago

    "Are you from Tennessee, cause your the only 10 I see"
    Me: there's only one of me, and I'm from Washington D.C

  • doggie pugs
    doggie pugs Month ago +1

    3:39 close your eyes and listen

  • Maddie Playz 88
    Maddie Playz 88 Month ago

    5:19 🤣

  • ØnlyØneGirl
    ØnlyØneGirl Month ago

    i know one about math but better
    can you replace my x without asking y

  • Gabby Pafford
    Gabby Pafford Month ago

    Ur right about Ashleys because my sister's name is Ashley

  • The Artoholic
    The Artoholic Month ago +1

    Hi. Sorry if this comment was uncalled for, but if your appendix bursted, I can personally tell you that you most certainly would not die. When I was 4, my appendix bursted, and I was rushed to the hospital. Evidently, I am alive and well! No hate, just thought I'd inform! Also, appendixes are useless, I don't have a clue as to why they exist.

  • Amy the mythical creature

    Leigh is pronounced leah

  • 3curllly girls
    3curllly girls Month ago

    Whenever she said and talk to siri my siri actually turned on oml lol

  • Payton Thacker
    Payton Thacker Month ago

    Yes I have

  • C.C.
    C.C. Month ago

    The ambulance 🚑 one was from a movie 😂😂

  • XxLexi GachaxX
    XxLexi GachaxX Month ago +1

    Bow bow chica bow bow that what my baby say bow bow my heart starts pumping
    Phinias and Ferb

  • Sleepy Tinker
    Sleepy Tinker Month ago

    I like the way you talk about ashleys because I know an Ashley and she’s SUCH an ASSHOLE