Tortilla Pizza - You Suck at Cooking (episode 58)

  • Published on Mar 2, 2017
  • Pizza. The ultimate open-faced sandwich.
    Use parchment paper or non stick spray.
    Slap down a tortilla shell with intention.
    Spread some tomato sauce or pesto with vagueness.
    Add mozzarella or a mozza-anything combo with passion.
    Add various ingredients with indifference.
    Cook until the cheese is blistering from the physics.
    Cool until you are out of danger.
    Eat until the pizza is gone.
    Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin
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Comments • 4 674

  • Enoch Weaver
    Enoch Weaver Day ago

    Why am I so sad now

  • PikaGaming
    PikaGaming 3 days ago +1

    I had to mentally prepare myself to click on this video again

    KONO DIO DA INVADER 3 days ago +1

    I love how he even tries YSAC's tricks he punches the things/ingredients, cleaning everything just by putting it aside and forget and how he even tries not to mention YSAC and does his best to try everything (this Is just my opinion)

  • joelsolomon42
    joelsolomon42 3 days ago

    No u

  • Kpop Monhee
    Kpop Monhee 3 days ago

    you better bring him back right this second.

  • KEL
    KEL 5 days ago +1

    Watching this at 2am with your eyes closed is like being on acid

  • TheNapol TheNapol
    TheNapol TheNapol 6 days ago +2

    Everyone: NO PIMBLOKTO
    Me: *who the hell hates the crust*

  • Bella Contess
    Bella Contess 6 days ago

    "good job everybody."

  • Nick Brandon
    Nick Brandon 7 days ago

    "You deserve a spanking. You deserve a very very hard spanking"🤤😂😂

  • Sia Achillia
    Sia Achillia 7 days ago

    It's 'opa' not 'oopa' but the fact you used it in this video makes me want to propose to you even more lol I've watched half of your videos in one day, so you can at least take me out for a drink. That's not how it works? Oh well 🤷 It was worth a shot 😂 Yasou from 🇬🇷

  • YeahOhOh
    YeahOhOh 8 days ago

    pimblokto was a good boi he made the pizza for you

  • Andrue Juan
    Andrue Juan 9 days ago

    Oh no ;-;

  • bebop417
    bebop417 11 days ago

    bruh why did you kick pinblocktoe out. he just wanted to make a pizza. pizza making is a god given right all humans enjoy and robits should enjoy that right too. pinblocktoe just wanted to try and break past his limitations, become a better robit and prove that he could do something he always dreamed of if he tried hard enough and he did it all for you.
    That was clearly more dough than binblocktoe would have eaten himself. Hes a robit! he doesnt even need to eat! Do you even realize he was making that pizza for you!!!!!
    I hope you think about that every time you even look at a pizza from now on. I hope you think how a homeless and disowned pinblocktoe has to wander the streets alone and loveless all because you couldn't appreciate what he was trying to do for you!

  • Nicholas Jesseman
    Nicholas Jesseman 12 days ago

    Oh boy, guy doesn't like pizza crust. Musta grown up in a home where you get the crusts cut off. If I ask to get the crusts cut off my mom would slam my dick in a door and then shove the pizza crust up my ass before feeding to that shit to me like it was a hot Nutella covered breadstick. Now not only am I not a pussy who eats my pizza crusts like a goddamn man, my dick also don't work so I don't get a boner while thinking about something gay like holding a girl's hand

  • Xero Slater
    Xero Slater 14 days ago

    @6:11 is that Gunbreaker? 😂

  • AbbyGail McCamey
    AbbyGail McCamey 29 days ago

    I’m legit upset at you kicking the robot out so I couldn’t laugh at your funniness 😂

  • Dabaron Da Fox
    Dabaron Da Fox Month ago

    I'm crying

  • Joeph Rafael
    Joeph Rafael Month ago

    I used to be so annoyed watching Pimblokto cook, but this episode changed it :(

  • Sophia Khaliq
    Sophia Khaliq Month ago

    his neighbors must think he's insane

  • M4dsi
    M4dsi Month ago +2

    When he said “I made it for you” it made me sad :(

  • DrewmanchuV8
    DrewmanchuV8 Month ago

    Ngl he’s gotten better at cooking

  • Dreamy Cat
    Dreamy Cat Month ago

    What the hell is all purpose flour

  • I'mWatchingYou Ppl
    I'mWatchingYou Ppl Month ago

    Funny...and tasty.

  • Starllet Nixie
    Starllet Nixie Month ago +1

    I just noticed that I have the same bag as pimblocto.

  • Nicole Q
    Nicole Q Month ago

    I do the same thing except I just put it on a pan until the cheese melts

  • Doggo 360
    Doggo 360 Month ago

    I actually feel sad about the robot

  • Soonyay
    Soonyay Month ago

    The sped up chopping... The Sims anyone?

  • Hades from Hell
    Hades from Hell Month ago

    yeah, take that shreded cheese and shred it again.

    Good job,everybody!

  • Gamer Doodle Bob
    Gamer Doodle Bob Month ago

    We should bring him back

  • timnshellyo
    timnshellyo Month ago

    seriously tho a margherita pizza like this would smackaroo

  • Zyrokke is the best


  • Anna G
    Anna G Month ago

    5:45 excuse you. Pizza tastes best at lava level

  • Kyoko Chan
    Kyoko Chan Month ago

    ;-; why are you being rude to plimblocto ;-; (idk how to spell his name ;-;-;;-;-;-;-;--)

  • mabeliita
    mabeliita Month ago

    Pinblokto had good intentions you a** 😖😢

  • Manda Pierce
    Manda Pierce Month ago +2

    I came back to see Pimblokto because of the feels...
    The “craft supplies” shot gets me, every-freaking-time.

  • dakkalti
    dakkalti Month ago

    Nooo Pimbalokto...come back!

  • MTF Captain
    MTF Captain Month ago

    Fun Fact : I Actually Have One Of The Pimblokto's Hand.

  • Thanh Phan
    Thanh Phan Month ago

    F for blocto

  • For Sure
    For Sure Month ago

    :((( he deserves better :(

  • KasaKat Animates
    KasaKat Animates Month ago

    This is the type of shit a girl on their period cries to

  • Life of a Fat Man
    Life of a Fat Man Month ago

    Poor Pimblokto 😥

  • Shaun Madigan
    Shaun Madigan Month ago

    Poor pin block doh :(

  • Mark Chapman
    Mark Chapman Month ago

    I went to a supposedly high quality pizza place with a group recently, and the organiser said later how great the pizzas were. I replied that, while the crust was quite good, the toppings were pretty scanty for the price, and worse, the damn base didn't even do its job. It was thin and soggy in the middle, and the toppings just fell off when I picked up a piece, the scantiness extending to the cheese as well. I will certainly give this approach* a try soon!
    * Not including being heartless toward a poor, well-meaning AI!

  • Connor
    Connor Month ago +1

    omg, this robot is so sad

    why he is saying onion instead of oven?

  • Resonated Dreams
    Resonated Dreams Month ago


  • E girl
    E girl Month ago

    Robots making dinner for my grandkids in 2078 like:

  • Twinkie Cat.
    Twinkie Cat. Month ago +1

    Hearing a robot say “wangjangle” is a godsend.

  • Jennie for
    Jennie for Month ago

    Never mind what I just commented I have to watch end

  • Jennie for
    Jennie for Month ago

    You let the robot back in now it was making the pizza for you you monster

  • Evan Fox
    Evan Fox Month ago

    kinda kinky shit did y'all do to this robot

  • BumtheMustardMan
    BumtheMustardMan Month ago

    >banana pepper
    lmao white people

  • the-lucky-guy -
    the-lucky-guy - Month ago

    Wht a poor robot

  • the-lucky-guy -
    the-lucky-guy - Month ago

    Why the robot was cooking

  • Radhika Sundaramurthy
    Radhika Sundaramurthy 2 months ago +1

    I'm in love with his hands. So beautiful

  • Femo Unique
    Femo Unique 2 months ago

    He sounds so normal in the video

  • Sanjay Shahari
    Sanjay Shahari 2 months ago

    0:45 im weak😂😂

  • ok boomer
    ok boomer 2 months ago

    excuse me what the fuck

  • Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

    i always come back to this video to cry but also the tortilla pizza looks great

  • عبد الحميد محمد

    Man I love you

  • Kaan Kipyar
    Kaan Kipyar 2 months ago