Michael Cohen's Testimony, National Pokémon Day - Monologue

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  • Published on Feb 28, 2019
  • Seth Meyers' monologue from Wednesday, February 27.
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Comments • 395

  • SERN
    SERN 4 months ago +1

    KAREN!!!
    😂😂😂

  • redflamered
    redflamered 4 months ago

    Many think Seth Myers is the proof anybody can host a talk show. Many think Seth Myers is HORRIBLE, UNLIKEABLE, and UNWATCHABLE. He appears to be Conan Two - Never had the resume - a created star who never earned the star. Amateur City. A lame-o wind up doll who reads the opening monolog (written by the staff writers), briefly talks to the sidekick or band leader (prepared in advance), ask guests pre-determined and agreed to questions making believe they are spontaneous, says we'll be right back numerous times, displays his best phony laugh numerous times, says good night.Then he does the same turn key, redundant, lame-o, predictable, BORING show night after night.

  • 王伟明
    王伟明 4 months ago

    Using a Japanese name for the Starbucks joke would have worked better.

  • Tragoudistros.MPH
    Tragoudistros.MPH 4 months ago +2

    I would buy a Pokémon game, for the first time in ages, if it somehow referenced Robert Muller!

  • Laura Sparks
    Laura Sparks 4 months ago

    too bad - was looking forward to years of Spicer jokes!

  • wael heh
    wael heh 4 months ago

    Go mueller! Catch em all!🤡

  • Kolton hughes
    Kolton hughes 4 months ago

    Democrat calls black woman "a prop" HMMMMM

  • Sam III
    Sam III 4 months ago

    Oh good, they cut away to show an audience. I probably thought he did this to an empty room.

  • Baby Boto
    Baby Boto 4 months ago +1

    America - you’re a fucking disgrace!! We know that a lot of you are working on solving this orange problem. Do it more quickly please. 👏🏽

  • Thanakis Lupis
    Thanakis Lupis 4 months ago

    Lol

  • Thanakis Lupis
    Thanakis Lupis 4 months ago

    Pretty good you're getting better finding yourself but you should have ended on Mardi Gras

  • Fifthelement203
    Fifthelement203 4 months ago +1

    One thing I’ve realized in the last couple years. The electoral college should be abolished. We didn’t want trump in the first place. And that’s why we have this circus! The people should decide who wins. But the repubs will never go for it because they would
    Never sit in office again.

  • Fifthelement203
    Fifthelement203 4 months ago +1

    Mark meadows is a Racist.

  • King Fish
    King Fish 4 months ago

    TRUMP 2020!!!!!!!!

  • AppoCraft Productions
    AppoCraft Productions 4 months ago +1

    HAPPY POKEMON DAY!!!

  • Make Racists Afraid Again

    “Gotta catch ‘em all!”

  • vyperspit
    vyperspit 4 months ago

    Leave a like if anyone came here because of the Pokémon.

  • quantum jumper
    quantum jumper 4 months ago

    i Will pray for you Seth. You need IT. You Know why.

  • Jim White
    Jim White 4 months ago

    I came here for the National Pokemon Day. Again, liberals and their fake news.

  • Walt Schmidt
    Walt Schmidt 4 months ago

    Taking testimony from a liar going to prison for lying under oath...that is a special kind of STUPID...

  • Josue2018
    Josue2018 4 months ago

    Sorry Seth, testimony doesn’t deliver any real damage to Trump. nothing particularly revealing. testimony is pretty underwhelming. Cohen is just looking out for #1.

  • Ryan Pipczynski
    Ryan Pipczynski 4 months ago

    Karen was kind of a force.

  • Free Free
    Free Free 4 months ago

    Trump is a stupid Racist asshole.

  • Michael Boyer
    Michael Boyer 4 months ago

    Seth Myers is a political stooge for the dems and libs. Your not funny so you have to fear others down.

  • Pam M
    Pam M 4 months ago

    "Gotta catch em all. said Robert Mueller." 🤣

  • 7charlierox
    7charlierox 4 months ago

    Surveillance capitalism is going to destroy all life on earth.

  • Tyg Rahof
    Tyg Rahof 4 months ago

    Starbucks; it's pronounced "KEER-in" like the beer.

  • InkWavve
    InkWavve 4 months ago

    1:09 Cohen: Damn, I should've brought some popcorn.

  • Nightstone
    Nightstone 4 months ago

    Next, GOP members will each have a life-size cardboard cutout of a black person to prove that they aren't racist.

  • Hulahoney 70
    Hulahoney 70 4 months ago

    "I Lied, but I am Not a Liar" ~ Classic Cohen Quote BWHAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    He better be careful not to make false statements. This is a hearing to investigate Russian Collusion. Why does Congress want to hear what a proven liar has to say about Trump? Clinton and Lynch met to prevent HRC from being prosecuted. Protecting DNC, HRC and themselves. Rosenstein and Comey gave $1,000,550.00 to Clinton Foundation from holdings in Fidelity Investments. Mueller contributed to CF with Vanguard holdings. Black web found in CF tax Schedule C. Conflict of interest? Breaking ethics laws? Fraud? Should have recused themselves from this special lynching counsel. Thought Lynching was now illegal!?!? How many times does Mueller have to say that Trump is NOT under any criminal investigation? How many times has the true Russian connection been found? Fusion GPS, Steel Dossier, Uranium One, HRC and DNC are all connected.

  • Stephen Selph
    Stephen Selph 4 months ago

    His jokes are getting more boring and politically correct the longer he’s there. I know it’s a network tv show, but it’s getting so damn boring. It’s literally just background noise as this point. His actual comedy is hilarious and I think he’s a funny guy, but it’s getting so watered down at this point just to keep sponsors happy and to not piss off some group of people. You’re making us liberals look bad dude. Get back to what made you famous and stop worrying about upsetting a few people.

  • Duncan Eigg
    Duncan Eigg 4 months ago +3

    Was nervous that a Late Show Host was going to botch up Pokémon again...


    Glad to see he stuck the landing.

  • BSING 2U
    BSING 2U 4 months ago

    Trump hired Omarosa and she said he was racist. Just tells me people will sell their soul to bank roll.

  • BleedingUranium
    BleedingUranium 4 months ago

    Fun fact: Karen is just as much a Japanese name as it is a Western one. Well played, whoever wrote that one.

  • n m
    n m 4 months ago

    I don’t get the karen joke! Someone explain it to me!

  • Kevin Norris
    Kevin Norris 4 months ago

    Snl best years are ahead of them, when trump is reelected 2020,can't wait to see how funny they are

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 4 months ago

      Kevin Norris
      Please be sure to hold your breath on that one-it would be the most beautifully ironic/moronic way to die. 🍊🍄💩

  • the10thleper
    the10thleper 4 months ago

    Is the audience payed to watch this show or do the get in for free?

  • Michael Rivers
    Michael Rivers 4 months ago

    "Gotta catch 'em all!" ~Robert Mueller

  • John
    John 4 months ago

    It's funny because Karen really is a Japanese name.

  • Tim Blais
    Tim Blais 4 months ago

    Awaken please

  • Fullmetaljinchuuriki
    Fullmetaljinchuuriki 4 months ago

    I love the fact that even in Tokyo, Karen is getting a latte

  • VanDaysha taylor
    VanDaysha taylor 4 months ago

    Michel Cohen was shook when they started arguing...🤣😭

  • Terry Jones
    Terry Jones 4 months ago

    "Robert Muller - 2020 Democrat President" ??

  • Alexander Fisher
    Alexander Fisher 4 months ago

    Not all Trump administration employees last weeks. In fact, one of the two highlighted by this program did not make it that long.

  • Arnold Kamis
    Arnold Kamis 4 months ago

    KAREN!!!

  • Geeta Ben
    Geeta Ben 4 months ago

    g

  • Professor Liberal Avenger

    The rectumlickums were OK with Cohen lying for Dirty Don. They only got butthurt when he told the truth.

  • Parallel Park
    Parallel Park 4 months ago

    I hope Seth talks about how at the meeting in Hanoi Trump kept saying "we're not in a rush. speed is not important" and Kim muttered "Time is the most important to us..."

  • Yeager A
    Yeager A 4 months ago

    I miss the days of Obama. He's not racist or transphobic.



    Look, he married a black trans woman.

  • Yeager A
    Yeager A 4 months ago

    Trump is called racist for hiring a black woman but the left isn't racist for calling her a prop? She's a human being. Even if she was hired for "political" purposes, and not for her merit, so is everyone else in the white house.
    How are you supposed to "prove" you aren't racist?
    That's like being made to answer "yes" or "no" to the question, "Do you still beat your wife?". There is no right answer.

  • Scilla Burton
    Scilla Burton 4 months ago

    "Gotta catch em all" said Mueller

  • Artemis Chemistry
    Artemis Chemistry 4 months ago

    Actually, Marti Gras began in Mobile, Alabama, not New Orleans.
    www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/02/16/fact.check.mardi.gras/index.html

  • normie x
    normie x 4 months ago

    Trump looks like Pichachu's mean, obese grandad. Does he even fit inside a pokeball/jail cell??

  • Bruce Baker
    Bruce Baker 4 months ago

    That "throwing coins at a plane for good luck" thing. Crazy? Yes. But also, not the first time it's happened. At least once, a few years ago. That time it was an old lady. No charges.
    Throwing coins at stuff "for a fortuitous outcome" is a ...Buddhist? Or "traditional" thing.
    And, here, another example of how superstition can be harmful, not just cute, benign, etc.
    Solution? Serious warnings..."DO NOT throw coins in the engine!"?
    Signs: "Throwing coins in the engine causes BAD LUCK"? Plane crashes. YOU getting booted off the flight. Other passengers hating you. Criminal charges. Reincarnation as a dung beetle.
    Provide an alternate target? "Hey...if you're gonna throw coins...do it...
    -- at the nose of the plane?"
    -- at this MODEL of the plane?"
    -- at...the pilot?
    Here, we generally board via a hallway they move in between the airport & the plane. There, can't expect that. Just not practical at all. They exit the airport thru a door. Walk across the runway. Walk up stairs into the plane. Right past the engines. Sigh.

  • x LatinAssazzin
    x LatinAssazzin 4 months ago

    Pika pika pika

  • Michele Kett
    Michele Kett 4 months ago

    Love the avocado joke Seth!

  • Jason Schulman
    Jason Schulman 4 months ago

    I look forward to Godzilla burning up Tokyo Starbucks.

  • Ruck Bogers
    Ruck Bogers 4 months ago

    the silence between fragments is eerily long and you look scary doing that!

  • Alex Landherr
    Alex Landherr 4 months ago

    Cohen just looks confused, somehow I feel a bit of empathy towards him.

  • heydudes how's life?
    heydudes how's life? 4 months ago

    Karen,....Karen?....KAREN?!

  • Jeff Byrne
    Jeff Byrne 4 months ago

    You can't make this SH IT UP FUC KING Americans amazing

  • G O
    G O 4 months ago

    So...Cohen is a paid actor...by that logic, what is the black woman?! 😂

  • Brian Allen
    Brian Allen 4 months ago

    I'm sad to say that Justine Amash is from Michigan, my home state. I did not vote for him.

  • Marie Smith
    Marie Smith 4 months ago

    If we are to believe Republicans that Cohen can do nothing but lie to Congress because he lied before, then we have to believe he lied in the Feb. 27 hearing when he stated he knows nothing about the Trump campaign colluding with Russia, that there is no dossier tape, and no tape of Trump striking Melania in an elevator. Republicans can't have their cake and eat it too any more than Democrats can.

  • Hippopotalust
    Hippopotalust 4 months ago

    Missed joke opportunity - should have said latte for Stella.

  • VianneyCreates
    VianneyCreates 4 months ago

    Who's "mother taught us "liar, liar, pants on fire?" That's what's wrong with these Republicans, their mom's didn't teach them how to act. Jeezus.

  • geno mccgeno
    geno mccgeno 4 months ago

    "Show us your ankles" LOL!

  • David Axelbank
    David Axelbank 4 months ago

    got to catch them all said Donald Trump as he tried to find all of North Koreas nuclear weapons

  • Deborous Patterson jr
    Deborous Patterson jr 4 months ago

    Cohen did one thing: he opened up the door to trumps finances. Send the tax returns

  • B Stone
    B Stone 4 months ago +1

    @Seth Meyers "Show us your ankles."