Michael Cohen's Testimony, National Pokémon Day - Monologue

  • Published on Feb 28, 2019
  • Seth Meyers' monologue from Wednesday, February 27.
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Comments • 429

  • SERN
    SERN Month ago +1


  • redflamered
    redflamered Month ago

    Many think Seth Myers is the proof anybody can host a talk show. Many think Seth Myers is HORRIBLE, UNLIKEABLE, and UNWATCHABLE. He appears to be Conan Two - Never had the resume - a created star who never earned the star. Amateur City. A lame-o wind up doll who reads the opening monolog (written by the staff writers), briefly talks to the sidekick or band leader (prepared in advance), ask guests pre-determined and agreed to questions making believe they are spontaneous, says we'll be right back numerous times, displays his best phony laugh numerous times, says good night.Then he does the same turn key, redundant, lame-o, predictable, BORING show night after night.

  • 王伟明
    王伟明 Month ago

    Using a Japanese name for the Starbucks joke would have worked better.

  • Tragoudistros.MPH
    Tragoudistros.MPH Month ago +2

    I would buy a Pokémon game, for the first time in ages, if it somehow referenced Robert Muller!

  • Laura Sparks
    Laura Sparks Month ago

    too bad - was looking forward to years of Spicer jokes!

  • wael heh
    wael heh Month ago

    Go mueller! Catch em all!🤡

  • Kolton hughes
    Kolton hughes Month ago

    Democrat calls black woman "a prop" HMMMMM

  • Sam III
    Sam III Month ago

    Oh good, they cut away to show an audience. I probably thought he did this to an empty room.

  • Baby Boto
    Baby Boto Month ago +1

    America - you’re a fucking disgrace!! We know that a lot of you are working on solving this orange problem. Do it more quickly please. 👏🏽

  • Thanakis Lupis
    Thanakis Lupis Month ago


  • Thanakis Lupis
    Thanakis Lupis Month ago

    Pretty good you're getting better finding yourself but you should have ended on Mardi Gras

  • Fifthelement203
    Fifthelement203 Month ago +1

    One thing I’ve realized in the last couple years. The electoral college should be abolished. We didn’t want trump in the first place. And that’s why we have this circus! The people should decide who wins. But the repubs will never go for it because they would
    Never sit in office again.

  • Fifthelement203
    Fifthelement203 Month ago +1

    Mark meadows is a Racist.

  • King Fish
    King Fish Month ago

    TRUMP 2020!!!!!!!!

  • AppoCraft Productions
    AppoCraft Productions Month ago +1


  • Make Racists Afraid Again

    “Gotta catch ‘em all!”

  • vyperspit
    vyperspit Month ago

    Leave a like if anyone came here because of the Pokémon.

  • quantum jumper
    quantum jumper Month ago

    i Will pray for you Seth. You need IT. You Know why.

  • Jim White
    Jim White Month ago

    I came here for the National Pokemon Day. Again, liberals and their fake news.

  • Walt Schmidt
    Walt Schmidt Month ago

    Taking testimony from a liar going to prison for lying under oath...that is a special kind of STUPID...

  • Josue2018
    Josue2018 Month ago

    Sorry Seth, testimony doesn’t deliver any real damage to Trump. nothing particularly revealing. testimony is pretty underwhelming. Cohen is just looking out for #1.

  • Ryan Pipczynski
    Ryan Pipczynski Month ago

    Karen was kind of a force.

  • Free Free
    Free Free Month ago

    Trump is a stupid Racist asshole.

  • Michael Boyer
    Michael Boyer Month ago

    Seth Myers is a political stooge for the dems and libs. Your not funny so you have to fear others down.

  • Pam M
    Pam M Month ago

    "Gotta catch em all. said Robert Mueller." 🤣

  • 7charlierox
    7charlierox Month ago

    Surveillance capitalism is going to destroy all life on earth.

  • Tyg Rahof
    Tyg Rahof Month ago

    Starbucks; it's pronounced "KEER-in" like the beer.

  • InkWavve
    InkWavve Month ago

    1:09 Cohen: Damn, I should've brought some popcorn.

  • Nightstone
    Nightstone Month ago

    Next, GOP members will each have a life-size cardboard cutout of a black person to prove that they aren't racist.

  • Hulahoney 70
    Hulahoney 70 Month ago

    "I Lied, but I am Not a Liar" ~ Classic Cohen Quote BWHAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    He better be careful not to make false statements. This is a hearing to investigate Russian Collusion. Why does Congress want to hear what a proven liar has to say about Trump? Clinton and Lynch met to prevent HRC from being prosecuted. Protecting DNC, HRC and themselves. Rosenstein and Comey gave $1,000,550.00 to Clinton Foundation from holdings in Fidelity Investments. Mueller contributed to CF with Vanguard holdings. Black web found in CF tax Schedule C. Conflict of interest? Breaking ethics laws? Fraud? Should have recused themselves from this special lynching counsel. Thought Lynching was now illegal!?!? How many times does Mueller have to say that Trump is NOT under any criminal investigation? How many times has the true Russian connection been found? Fusion GPS, Steel Dossier, Uranium One, HRC and DNC are all connected.

  • Stephen Selph
    Stephen Selph Month ago

    His jokes are getting more boring and politically correct the longer he’s there. I know it’s a network tv show, but it’s getting so damn boring. It’s literally just background noise as this point. His actual comedy is hilarious and I think he’s a funny guy, but it’s getting so watered down at this point just to keep sponsors happy and to not piss off some group of people. You’re making us liberals look bad dude. Get back to what made you famous and stop worrying about upsetting a few people.

  • Duncan Eigg
    Duncan Eigg Month ago +3

    Was nervous that a Late Show Host was going to botch up Pokémon again...

    Glad to see he stuck the landing.

  • BSING 2U
    BSING 2U Month ago

    Trump hired Omarosa and she said he was racist. Just tells me people will sell their soul to bank roll.

  • BleedingUranium
    BleedingUranium Month ago

    Fun fact: Karen is just as much a Japanese name as it is a Western one. Well played, whoever wrote that one.

  • n m
    n m Month ago

    I don’t get the karen joke! Someone explain it to me!

  • Kevin Norris
    Kevin Norris Month ago

    Snl best years are ahead of them, when trump is reelected 2020,can't wait to see how funny they are

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent Month ago

      Kevin Norris
      Please be sure to hold your breath on that one-it would be the most beautifully ironic/moronic way to die. 🍊🍄💩

  • the10thleper
    the10thleper Month ago

    Is the audience payed to watch this show or do the get in for free?

  • Michael Rivers
    Michael Rivers Month ago

    "Gotta catch 'em all!" ~Robert Mueller

  • John
    John Month ago

    It's funny because Karen really is a Japanese name.

  • Tim Blais
    Tim Blais Month ago

    Awaken please

  • Fullmetaljinchuuriki

    I love the fact that even in Tokyo, Karen is getting a latte

  • VanDaysha taylor
    VanDaysha taylor Month ago

    Michel Cohen was shook when they started arguing...🤣😭

  • Terry Jones
    Terry Jones Month ago

    "Robert Muller - 2020 Democrat President" ??

  • Alexander Fisher
    Alexander Fisher Month ago

    Not all Trump administration employees last weeks. In fact, one of the two highlighted by this program did not make it that long.

  • Arnold Kamis
    Arnold Kamis Month ago


  • Geeta Ben
    Geeta Ben Month ago


  • Professor Liberal Avenger

    The rectumlickums were OK with Cohen lying for Dirty Don. They only got butthurt when he told the truth.

  • Parallel Park
    Parallel Park Month ago

    I hope Seth talks about how at the meeting in Hanoi Trump kept saying "we're not in a rush. speed is not important" and Kim muttered "Time is the most important to us..."

  • Yeager A
    Yeager A Month ago

    I miss the days of Obama. He's not racist or transphobic.

    Look, he married a black trans woman.

  • Yeager A
    Yeager A Month ago

    Trump is called racist for hiring a black woman but the left isn't racist for calling her a prop? She's a human being. Even if she was hired for "political" purposes, and not for her merit, so is everyone else in the white house.
    How are you supposed to "prove" you aren't racist?
    That's like being made to answer "yes" or "no" to the question, "Do you still beat your wife?". There is no right answer.

  • Scilla Burton
    Scilla Burton Month ago

    "Gotta catch em all" said Mueller

  • Artemis Chemistry
    Artemis Chemistry Month ago

    Actually, Marti Gras began in Mobile, Alabama, not New Orleans.

  • normie x
    normie x Month ago

    Trump looks like Pichachu's mean, obese grandad. Does he even fit inside a pokeball/jail cell??

  • Bruce Baker
    Bruce Baker Month ago

    That "throwing coins at a plane for good luck" thing. Crazy? Yes. But also, not the first time it's happened. At least once, a few years ago. That time it was an old lady. No charges.
    Throwing coins at stuff "for a fortuitous outcome" is a ...Buddhist? Or "traditional" thing.
    And, here, another example of how superstition can be harmful, not just cute, benign, etc.
    Solution? Serious warnings..."DO NOT throw coins in the engine!"?
    Signs: "Throwing coins in the engine causes BAD LUCK"? Plane crashes. YOU getting booted off the flight. Other passengers hating you. Criminal charges. Reincarnation as a dung beetle.
    Provide an alternate target? "Hey...if you're gonna throw coins...do it...
    -- at the nose of the plane?"
    -- at this MODEL of the plane?"
    -- at...the pilot?
    Here, we generally board via a hallway they move in between the airport & the plane. There, can't expect that. Just not practical at all. They exit the airport thru a door. Walk across the runway. Walk up stairs into the plane. Right past the engines. Sigh.

  • x LatinAssazzin
    x LatinAssazzin Month ago

    Pika pika pika

  • Michele Kett
    Michele Kett Month ago

    Love the avocado joke Seth!

  • Jason Schulman
    Jason Schulman Month ago

    I look forward to Godzilla burning up Tokyo Starbucks.

  • Ruck Bogers
    Ruck Bogers Month ago

    the silence between fragments is eerily long and you look scary doing that!

  • Gscalenut
    Gscalenut Month ago

    I am not a racist as I employ a negro. Just look out over the cotton fields and see how many coloured people that I "employ". The senator may have coloured members in his family, however, he does seem very ignorant of the irony of the silent coloured woman standing behind him. More like a master - slave relationship.

  • Alex Landherr
    Alex Landherr Month ago

    Cohen just looks confused, somehow I feel a bit of empathy towards him.

  • heydudes how's life?


  • Jeff Byrne
    Jeff Byrne Month ago

    You can't make this SH IT UP FUC KING Americans amazing

  • G O
    G O Month ago

    So...Cohen is a paid actor...by that logic, what is the black woman?! 😂

  • Brian Allen
    Brian Allen Month ago

    I'm sad to say that Justine Amash is from Michigan, my home state. I did not vote for him.

  • Marie Smith
    Marie Smith Month ago

    If we are to believe Republicans that Cohen can do nothing but lie to Congress because he lied before, then we have to believe he lied in the Feb. 27 hearing when he stated he knows nothing about the Trump campaign colluding with Russia, that there is no dossier tape, and no tape of Trump striking Melania in an elevator. Republicans can't have their cake and eat it too any more than Democrats can.

  • Hippopotalust
    Hippopotalust Month ago

    Missed joke opportunity - should have said latte for Stella.

  • VianneyCreates
    VianneyCreates Month ago

    Who's "mother taught us "liar, liar, pants on fire?" That's what's wrong with these Republicans, their mom's didn't teach them how to act. Jeezus.

  • geno mccgeno
    geno mccgeno Month ago

    "Show us your ankles" LOL!

  • David Axelbank
    David Axelbank Month ago

    got to catch them all said Donald Trump as he tried to find all of North Koreas nuclear weapons

  • Deborous Patterson jr

    Cohen did one thing: he opened up the door to trumps finances. Send the tax returns

  • B Stone
    B Stone Month ago +1

    @Seth Meyers "Show us your ankles."

  • I am the original
    I am the original Month ago

    Elect a clown and you get a circus. Elect a con and you will be get conned. Lucky us, we got both.

  • jessiknows
    jessiknows Month ago

    Jim Jordan is a disgusting human. Disgusting.

  • joshua Vincent
    joshua Vincent Month ago


  • Frreak0zoid
    Frreak0zoid Month ago

    Karen wants to speak to the manager

  • Gautam Sarathy
    Gautam Sarathy Month ago

    I saw the Advanced Generation logo, and I clicked.

  • c hansen
    c hansen Month ago

    Dumb jokes

  • mori1bund
    mori1bund Month ago +17

    So far Trump has not met one dictator that he didn't fall in love with immediately.

  • Chris Ang
    Chris Ang Month ago

    I’m a simple man. I see Pokemon and I click.

  • Abraxas1177
    Abraxas1177 Month ago +1

    Trump is such an obvious racist, you might not notice his candor while doing it...

  • Poo Poo
    Poo Poo Month ago

    I see at least two jokes that are going to be on favorites or at least they were my favorites... Miss this is not going to help your case!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂 And muller gotta catch em all 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • Nina
    Nina Month ago

    Happy National Pokemon Day! ^_^

  • geekishgirl
    geekishgirl Month ago

    Latte for Karen? In Tokyo? She wouldn't know because they'd be shouting "Ratte for Kalin" (not being racist, they have trouble pronouncing l' s and r's. My daughter Rhiannon was always being called "lee annon")

  • bjfdog
    bjfdog Month ago +1

    Ha! Trump is going down! Did you hear fuckin Cohen yesterday. It was monumental and historic. He single handedly dismantled Trump for the lying con-man he is. The republicans in that room were frothing and seething because he told all truths, even about doing bad things. And he has nothing to lose. He's going to prison and has a wife and kids and a dad who survived the holocaust. Trump is going down and with him his cruel mean spoiled bullying ways. Kids do not take a lesson from this fool unless you want to become who he is.

  • datfox
    datfox Month ago

    Ngl I'm super hype for sword and shield
    Shame they didn't talk more about pkmn day

  • Zikry Shaharudin
    Zikry Shaharudin Month ago

    Karen was to busy taking the kids away

  • Semi
    Semi Month ago +6

    These Congressmen and women feel so out of touch with the rest of society. How can they represent us when they are so out of touch.

    Mr. Meadows who brought the black female member of the Trump Organization is a joke of a sentiment. Do they believe slave owners weren't racist for having slaves and even having children by some of those slaves. Employing someone isn't an indicator that you aren't racist. In the very least, it is acting in the accordance of law for equal opportunity employment minimum standards. Trump is a man over 70 years old and his actions over 70 years qualify him as racist. Random acts of kindness here and there don't define a man with 70 plus years of history.

    • sara
      sara Month ago

      thank you! she was an affirmative action hire, nothing more

  • darth geekboy
    darth geekboy Month ago +1

    ....aaaaand the Vietnam summit is OFF.
    great job pumpkin hitler supporters/voters/morons.

  • Carlos Robinson
    Carlos Robinson Month ago

    Seth...you’re great. But you’re wrong. The first Mardi Gras celebration was held in Mobile Alabama. Wat you were referring to was more than likely NO’s first Mardi Gras celebration. But we Mobilians would appreciate it if you didn’t give out a false history

  • Dak Lamerbusch
    Dak Lamerbusch Month ago +2

    1:00 - Michael's like, "Uh, I'm kinda' going to jail, can you not do that here?"

  • Tai C
    Tai C Month ago

    Clickbat, only one pokemon joke, and it wasn't even good. Back to Conan I go.

  • Martinni Bataan
    Martinni Bataan Month ago +1

    Trumps black friend....so sad...yeah I know this MAGA idiot I trot his dumbass out to show how politically fair I am...see how that works?

  • Jasmine Houston-Burns


  • Bran R
    Bran R Month ago +7

    I love how Republicans and trump supporters keep saying "well who else but trump would speak to north korea. Obama couldn't do it" happily choosing to forget trump was one of those saying for Obama to speak to north korea would make the president a coward and how a Republican Congress would not let him go.

  • Gdubb goon S
    Gdubb goon S Month ago

    Ya already know😂Gotta catch them all

  • chas ames
    chas ames Month ago +5

    "Show us your ankles!"
    THAT's what separates Seth from every other talk show.

    RENE POJACK Month ago

    2:58 the crowd pan, used to maximum effect.

  • Felicia Smith
    Felicia Smith Month ago

    Cause men can’t hate women look I’m married to a women!!

  • James Harris
    James Harris Month ago

    Wouldn't it be interesting to have a big board showing all of Trump's supporters in real time. Each time one of them finally achieves sufficient consciousness to conclude their support was a really stupid idea they could flip a switch and remove their number. Events such as the Cohen Hearings would be a fun time to watch that big board. :-)
    Another fun thing to watch is as the Mueller Report comes out and the frying pan Trump is in begins to really heat up, it will be interesting to see which country he launches the nuclear weapons at to create a diversion from his problems.
    Trump Supporters, are you tired of winning yet?

  • Liza Tanzawa
    Liza Tanzawa Month ago

    Skippable ad or I WON'T BUY IT!