The final week of high school

  • Published on Jun 16, 2019
    Hi, and welcome to episode 2 of John Cena ranting about Dance Moms. Todays topic: season 8. What do I think about it? All I have to say is that I miss the old team. I want Brooke, Paige, Chloe, Nia, Maddie and Mackenzie to hop in a time machine to relive the glory days and broadcast their sufferings to the world so that we can see it too. I mean lets be honest here, the new team is TOO talented; they’re all micro-professionals and it’s not that entertaining anymore. I like Brady though. He’s a cool dude. Him and his mother can stay. Savannah too. Did you see her in that Metamorphosis solo? When she did that attitude pirouette straight into the back undercut, I swear my brain was transported to another dimension. I sat there for a good ten minutes just rewatching it and asking myself: what physics did she invent to be able to pull that off? I also may or may not have attempted to do it only to get a big ugly bruise on my knee, but you’ll never know if that actually happened. Ok, I’m being too positive here. I didn’t like season 8 that much. Why? Gianina:
    She needs to leave.
    There’s the door. Walk out with your annoying mom and MAKE SURE the door hits you on the butt. She talks too much! WAY TOO MUCH!!! When I was her age, I didn’t know what talking was. I just sat there with my “too-big” glasses and did my homework. I was a silent sufferer. But Gianina - no, she is the loudest sufferer out there. And don’t even get me started on Stacey. What the heck happened to that woman. It’s almost like she quit her job as a psychologist to become a patient: THE WOMAN NEEDS THERAPY. Ok, that was a bit callous and uncalled for, wasn’t it? I hope they accept my insincerest of apologies.

    P.O Box: Joana Ceddia
    P.O. Box 35532 York Mills Plaza
    North York, ON

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    With love,
    Jaclyn Cosmetics
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Comments • 11 969

  • jupiter
    jupiter 10 hours ago

    ow my ears

  • Zoe Sam
    Zoe Sam 18 hours ago

    How does a vegan beef steak work?

  • Christian Hutapea


  • Nadooda Atif
    Nadooda Atif Day ago +1

    Litterly when I watch Joanna's videos when she is talking I feel like I am traveling 100 miles and hour while sleeping

  • Queen Chopsticks

    *tHiS gUrL iS mY sPirIt aNiMaL*

  • Jozlyn Baumann
    Jozlyn Baumann Day ago

    joanna singing don’t stop me now is everything i needed

  • Marcelo Henrique Renner

    Ahhhhh in December i'm going to finish my high school as well!!!!!!

  • agust._.daewe
    agust._.daewe Day ago +1

    *simplynailogical is quaking*

  • Jt the Dream
    Jt the Dream 2 days ago

    LMAOO this is my first time watching you and dude 😂😭😂 I been missing out

  • iinyxlass
    iinyxlass 2 days ago

    whoever did the captions for this video is amazing

  • Monika
    Monika 2 days ago

    *S o c k s a n d S a n d a l s*

  • Brooklyn Hawkins
    Brooklyn Hawkins 2 days ago +1

    Turn on the captions. You'll thank me later.

  • TwistVx
    TwistVx 2 days ago

    No one:
    Litteraly no one:
    College: *oh yeah yeah*

  • its just brittney
    its just brittney 3 days ago

    Hehehehehe June 10th is my birthday

  • mic h
    mic h 3 days ago

    your casual shoes are UGLY but it's cool

  • Adrienne Taylor
    Adrienne Taylor 3 days ago

    The subtitles are HILARIOUS omg😂

  • Panda Unicorn
    Panda Unicorn 3 days ago

    For me the last day school was a monday 😑

  • Ivy B.
    Ivy B. 3 days ago

    Did you not have to do exams? For me, exam week is the last week of high school

  • Daisy Davenport
    Daisy Davenport 3 days ago

    June10th is my brothers birthday

  • gabrielle mgbudem
    gabrielle mgbudem 3 days ago +26

    She's like the nerdy version of Emma Chamberlain that goes to school😂😂😂. I love it.

  • elena w
    elena w 3 days ago

    and is anyone else watching w the captions? i appreciate YOU made them!

  • elena w
    elena w 3 days ago

    my mom thought i was watching crack she heard everything

  • not lindale
    not lindale 4 days ago +1

    "Cover all the exits, keep your ammo at the ready"
    *_sweats nervously_*

  • that kid everyone hates

    She calls it avaacado toast but eats it on bread😖💗

  • Victor.0230
    Victor.0230 4 days ago

    Wednesday was my birthday😤

  • cmiller8492
    cmiller8492 4 days ago

    Lol, have fun at college kid.

  • Laura Hope
    Laura Hope 4 days ago

    "waffle cone"

  • No regrets ALDC
    No regrets ALDC 4 days ago

    The description tho

    I HATE GiaNina and Joanne

  • judy
    judy 4 days ago +7

    Joana: Today i will have.....
    Joana: Green mac and cheese

  • Namjoon’s Crabs
    Namjoon’s Crabs 5 days ago

    I still have one week left until i go to high school and it is PACKED
    Monday: Prom
    Tuesday: leavers assembly
    Wednesday: swimming
    Thursday: school disco
    Friday: performance day


  • Sgt Breacher93
    Sgt Breacher93 5 days ago

    Stupid burgunds lost the battle of Nicopolis.....

  • aesthetic patatoe
    aesthetic patatoe 5 days ago

    you recorded this video on my birthday ☺🙈! *Monday, June 10*

  • lil skeet
    lil skeet 5 days ago

    You remind me of a girl I use to ride the bus with and she sat behind the bus driver bc she was her only friend.

  • Brandon Walker
    Brandon Walker 5 days ago +4

    When I was watching this I was feeling


  • Peter XYZ
    Peter XYZ 5 days ago

    Serious alliterations here. Wish I had these types of people in my life.

  • Lucia Ventura
    Lucia Ventura 5 days ago

    “but that’s ok because i have scholarships to uphold” and that’s the tea sis 😂💀

  • Natalie Maring
    Natalie Maring 6 days ago

    omg i have the same Fall Out Boy shirt as Jade

  • Sunil Paul
    Sunil Paul 6 days ago

    You just got your self a subscriber. You voice makes me laugh 😂, quirky and fun👍🎉

  • blue image
    blue image 6 days ago +2

    You should make eggplant parmigiana! I hate eggplant, but that made me change my mind about it! It was sooo good!

  • Torie McAlister
    Torie McAlister 6 days ago +1


    what the people whatching jade and joana be AWSOME in the hall:what the frick?....


  • Emmanuel Bernard
    Emmanuel Bernard 6 days ago

    Your vocabulary makes me feel funny

  • Cat a
    Cat a 6 days ago

    I love the way you speak👌 teach me😂😂💕💕

  • hylah
    hylah 6 days ago +1

    Joana reminds me of erin from the office :))

  • UFO-Eden
    UFO-Eden 6 days ago +1

    Joana I love you, but sandals with socks?!

  • Brylea Collier
    Brylea Collier 6 days ago

    I do lacrosse! 😂

  • Wynrotar
    Wynrotar 6 days ago +1


  • Juli Patnayak
    Juli Patnayak 7 days ago


  • Emily Elliott
    Emily Elliott 7 days ago +1

    GURLLL!!! My school ended on like the 12th day of may. I had a whole month before you got out of school

  • BarbART
    BarbART 7 days ago +5

    Joana, if you cook the eggplant in the oven, make sure you cut them equal sizes! after they ready you put salt, pepper and olive oil on them, they will be delicious!

  • Esmee Riches
    Esmee Riches 7 days ago +1

    I really need to stop watching your videos at 3am when im hungry asf

  • Brice Chapman101
    Brice Chapman101 7 days ago +1

    Jade could wipe out thanos army with her raccoons

  • Lin Kids
    Lin Kids 7 days ago +1

    Simply Nailogical’s *quaking*
    I have no clue why that’s so funny

  • LaynePLAYZ
    LaynePLAYZ 7 days ago +4

    Types of me in school:
    I die.
    Then eats my friends lunch.

  • Kyla Dotts
    Kyla Dotts 7 days ago

    I wanna know where she got those sandals!!

  • TypicalAphmauFan :3
    TypicalAphmauFan :3 7 days ago


  • Margo Hartley
    Margo Hartley 7 days ago

    Can Jade be my friend?

  • Ur Mom
    Ur Mom 7 days ago

    Literally every time I watch joanas videos I learn an entire new vocabulary

  • G Sings
    G Sings 7 days ago


  • Uni Rainbows :3
    Uni Rainbows :3 7 days ago +1


  • Ashlyn Noelle
    Ashlyn Noelle 7 days ago

    gianina needs a serious reality check but also i appreciate your constant positive approach to school and continuing that as most students with a youtube career staring at them from the future **cough**jake paul **cough** drop out so i commend you on that note. that was extra :-)

  • 【aesthetics】
    【aesthetics】 8 days ago

    Who else noticed she deleted her older videos

  • Stormy Animates
    Stormy Animates 8 days ago

    I *cannot* watch the godzilla roar part without laughing for some reason

  • Natalie Moenning
    Natalie Moenning 8 days ago

    A beautiful ending to my favorite manga

  • what
    what 8 days ago

    2:31 Me at the Spa.

  • I'm not even a part of this fandom lmao

    I'm sorry but the dress and the boots weren't that cute together

  • paigie inu
    paigie inu 8 days ago

    i love the rain

  • lil' geeky gurl23
    lil' geeky gurl23 8 days ago

    I don't know what that store you got you dress from (I can't spell normal words and it's summer) is I'm not sure if there's one near me

  • Sadie Harbison
    Sadie Harbison 8 days ago

    How do u eat almonds when u have nut allergies

  • Harley Maxwell
    Harley Maxwell 8 days ago +9

    Moldy lipsticks and a bold faced lie mmm... Jaclyn hill much

  • kusum gaud
    kusum gaud 8 days ago +1

    *Cristine has entered the chat*