Trump's Records Are In Merrick Garland's Hands

  • Published on May 22, 2019
  • Revenge is a dish best served Merrick. #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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Comments • 4 919

  • Coltafanan Studios
    Coltafanan Studios 23 hours ago

    I think Ben carson needs to perform brain surgery on himself

  • Mindy Hitchcock
    Mindy Hitchcock Day ago

    Ben Carson. How did trump happen to find the one somnambulating black person and appoint him as his token Black?

  • A. Lerner
    A. Lerner 2 days ago

    is everyone FAKE qualifications with the trump admin?

  • A. Lerner
    A. Lerner 2 days ago

    ben (thick as s**t ) carson .... was he the one who vouched trump had a brain ?
    wasn't he the one who cut housing benefits saying the country could not afford it...then spent $31,000 renovating his office?

  • Angel Loya
    Angel Loya 2 days ago +1

    tRumps head is already on a gorilla's body...

  • faircompetition1
    faircompetition1 3 days ago

    so the easy answer to a guy deliberately ignoring a subpoena is to have him arrested throw him in a cell and forget about him until he calls to say he has decided to talk .

  • kulturfreund66
    kulturfreund66 8 days ago


  • Rhonda 360
    Rhonda 360 10 days ago

    The blind leading the blind in this administration. Quite the
    A m e r i c a n -failure

  • Steve Smith
    Steve Smith 13 days ago

    A swamp dweller hates Trump. What else is new?

  • Lynda Mitton
    Lynda Mitton 14 days ago

    Ben looks like he has been on a bender for two years!

    ITZ ME NIK 15 days ago

    "Oreo" , seriously??!! Even a high school student could tell the difference. If guys like him can become neurosurgeons, I'll start 3D printing functioning brains in my lab soon😂😂😂

  • Kevin K
    Kevin K 15 days ago

    Colbert and Rachel Maddow. Both love Trump, without him they would have no reason to flap their lips.

  • Bridgette Alley
    Bridgette Alley 17 days ago

    😂😂Red Rover!

  • Sara Heqet
    Sara Heqet 17 days ago

    You'll find out he is still running his grandfathers brothel in Alaska.

    45LXUD MOUTH 17 days ago

    Ur tax payers at work

  • CMW
    CMW 17 days ago


  • David Edwards
    David Edwards 18 days ago

    Joe is obviously much better than Trump, but.......... can we have a braver candidate please?

  • Alun Churcher
    Alun Churcher 18 days ago

    i personally am friends with a number of judges and id say not one of them would pass a resolution based on politics, the judges i know are both dem and rep. saying a judge is biased due to the party who appointed him is disgraceful but expected by der orange fuehrer. see you in hell don if it exists, but its doubtful it does as there is certainly no heaven.

  • Jean Roch
    Jean Roch 18 days ago +1

    If Ben Carson is/was a brain surgeon then clearly as some point he experimented on himself and it went terribly wrong. What a lazy-ass moron.

  • Weeding Wainbow
    Weeding Wainbow 18 days ago +1

    hes a complete idiot dictator

  • I Created An Account For This

    Suck my lapels.

  • Etel Dias
    Etel Dias 19 days ago

    It defies intelligence to an unimaginable level

  • brah ket
    brah ket 19 days ago

    Merrick has just gotten' to recuse himself......

  • Carola Udaeta
    Carola Udaeta 19 days ago

    Trump is a jack ass !!! Promises make promises kept???? What a imbecile!!!!

  • Taylor Fausett
    Taylor Fausett 20 days ago

    Ben Carson...bless his heart. Southern woman code for....

  • Tom Andries
    Tom Andries 20 days ago

    Turn those lights down. And while you're at it, the mic as well. Might make The Con enjoyable for once

  • Cognitive Dissonance
    Cognitive Dissonance 20 days ago

    Merritt Garland is too much of a honest man and he will recuse himself... 🙁

  • Brian Russel
    Brian Russel 21 day ago

    Trump's replaced kebbler elf AG with New AG Skidmarks Bent Barr . That's Trump's whittle Grampa Harry Potter the wizzard of Hogwarts . He will wave his magic wand too make Mueller's report vanish . The AG kissing Trump's ass like a dog on a bone. He in past as AG made three biggest scandels disappeared no one held accountable. Now he has flown in on his broom and too sweep Trump's dirt under a magic carpet. Hope he gets STD from kissing Trump's ass without protection a condom. Hope Congress makes him go too prison on conspiracy to cover-up obstruction of justice. This AG Skidmarks Bent Barr is warped twisted individual. He not American people's AG , is Trump's Cohen or John Mitchell . He will be in prison in 2020 or sooner . Hope he get 10 years of bubba loving . He ran must have insyphilides like his Orange boss. He calls court ordered servaillence spying ,He call facts fake news and thanks laws and regulations don't matter when it comes to Trump's ass. Vote Dem or anyone else but Trump and his GOP enablers. We need to irritaditcate Trumpism from America , it's a Diseased way of thinking and dangerous to Democracy it's self. No one is above the laws of God and man. We need to hold all the criminals involved to account for crimes.

  • salas7146
    salas7146 21 day ago

    Donald Trump doesn't want to accept that his a drity corrupt persident

  • Not Now
    Not Now 21 day ago

    Hey idiots. Remember when you said Trump would never build the wall? Remember when you believed Lying Stevie Colbert about "Russia" for 3 YEARS and I told you it was OBAMA AND HITLERY LIES? Remember when you said the patriots who raised money for the wall were being scammed? How did ALL that work out for you MORONS? Almost BORING being RIGHT ALL THE TIME.

  • ScottTheAngel
    ScottTheAngel 21 day ago

    Trump is dealing with too powerful of people he should resign before he might go to jail with his friend Manafort.

  • Tom White
    Tom White 22 days ago +1

    Trump's mouth motors along way ahead of his feeble mind.

  • Edward Clancy
    Edward Clancy 22 days ago

    Hey steve talk about Obamas corruption, you pos.

  • Cathie Braun
    Cathie Braun 22 days ago


  • unreal011
    unreal011 23 days ago

    ball, food. :))

  • unreal011
    unreal011 23 days ago

    Yes! i remember. :))

  • Jean Chung
    Jean Chung 23 days ago

    The only positive I can take from Ben Carson testimony is that I have a clip to cheer me up every time now.

  • Z. T.
    Z. T. 23 days ago

    The Late Show did nothing May's resignation?

  • Paul Y
    Paul Y 23 days ago

    Some people might think Carson's comments were taken out of context to make him look bad. The truth is that he REALLY DOESNT KNOW A THING ABOUT HIS JOB!!!

  • tiny dancer
    tiny dancer 23 days ago

    What's a ju--dickie?

  • Frans van Mook
    Frans van Mook 24 days ago

    Nancy Pelosi bring out the handcuffs and drag the witnesses to the House. Unlease your young lionesses and start attacking the Drumph.

  • LiveErrors
    LiveErrors 24 days ago

    7.14 ...i just agreed with Trump on something... wth

  • Walt Ye
    Walt Ye 24 days ago

    Trump's Russia's president, Biden is China's president, Bern all the way!!

  • Tracy Allen
    Tracy Allen 24 days ago

    I know you guys need a break but it seems like you’re gone when we need you most! 😳
    Bob Mueller spoke… Cover up USS John McCain name… This stuff is crazy! We need to laugh so PLEASE hurry back🙏

  • Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent 24 days ago

    Real Californians DO NOT call our amazing state Cali!

  • Jess Tollestrup
    Jess Tollestrup 25 days ago +3

    "A promise kept that you didn't make.... is just a thing that happened."
    Laughing out loud. Because the alternative is crying.

  • MrGotsGots
    MrGotsGots 25 days ago +3

    I never watch Trumps' rallies, but sometimes when I see these clips play on late night, I am completely baffled at what a complete joke the Trump administration truly is. It's beyond the pale

  • Snoop Ott
    Snoop Ott 25 days ago +1

    Pleeeease don't talk about biden like hes the only alternative to trump. Hes hillary 2.0 and will only get trump elected again, cause hes got so much ground to be attacked on and trumps campaign is sooo good at smear-propaganda-campaigning. Plus hes a total corporate status quo guy. Choose a candidate that can actually win and that has proper humane policies and ideas. Sanders, warren, whatever. But please dont go biden.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 24 days ago

      Snoop Ott
      I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Old Joe’s number take a slide.

  • JL
    JL 25 days ago

    I feel like Ben Carson wake-n-bakes everyday. "uh...... you wanna know about oreos?"

  • JL
    JL 25 days ago +2

    *Trump rants about lights in his eyes at rally*
    "Old man yells at cloud"

  • Archie Redman
    Archie Redman 25 days ago

    Mitch Mc Connell looks like a turtle.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 24 days ago

      Archie Redman
      So it’s been said for many, many years

  • Wassily Kandinsky
    Wassily Kandinsky 25 days ago +3

    A Putin-appointed so called President.

  • Bill Mao
    Bill Mao 25 days ago

    I can't believe Democrats are cheering for the fact that a federal judge is poised to use the bench as a means to execute a personal vendetta against the president.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 24 days ago +2

      Bill Mao
      Or, more likely, he’s fulfilling his judicial obligation!

  • Graylee
    Graylee 25 days ago +4

    "We've kept more promises than we've even made."
    Wharton School of Business!

  • nadroj345678
    nadroj345678 25 days ago +10

    Is EVERYONE in this administration succumbing to Alzheimer's?

    • Ramona Scott-Kemp
      Ramona Scott-Kemp 22 days ago

      Is everyone in this administration "acting" and their position except for kellyanne and Huckabee Sanders, now somebody else is retiring or resigning whatever? I cannot keep up. It's like monitoring mergers and acquisitions back in my Telecom days. Minute by minute.

  • Rick Esping
    Rick Esping 25 days ago

    I remember when Stephen Colbert wasn't a bought puppet pushing lame media talking points. He's actually become the character he used to play on The Colbert Report.

  • Jeremy Zutter
    Jeremy Zutter 25 days ago +15

    I love the Obstruction Junction song. So Brilliant!

  • desi derata
    desi derata 26 days ago

    Yes, lead the anti-Trump crowd to imagine something...

  • Kit M
    Kit M 26 days ago

    He's not only a bigot and a charlatan and a narcissist, but a total ham. He loves to ham it up and be silly and make his audience laugh by saying any old thing that slips out. I think he's his truest self while at his rallies. Just a complete cuckoo. The office of President certainly doesn't suit him but self-centered rallies do.

  • Charmaine Thomas
    Charmaine Thomas 26 days ago +2

    Oh my goodness I just screamed at Ben Carson response "An Oreo"

  • Lucianna Dean
    Lucianna Dean 26 days ago

    Can this guy get any worse this his sicking.people look at your mistake and fix it please.

  • Mark Lee
    Mark Lee 26 days ago

    McConnell did not "shoot down" Garland's appointment; he obstructed a hearing on his nomination. The distinction is important because it demonstrates the defiance of law, tradition, and decency that characterizes McConnell's record.

  • Kris Hurlburt
    Kris Hurlburt 26 days ago +5

    I'm going to assume Trump challenged Carson to a xannax snorting contest

  • E P
    E P 26 days ago

    Is it me or has Trump been campaigning ever since he got elected

    • kensaiix
      kensaiix 24 days ago

      you have been campaigning too?

  • Pocahontas 2020
    Pocahontas 2020 26 days ago

    how can you say puyin appointed president. the muller report is out lol yall are delusional

  • Pocahontas 2020
    Pocahontas 2020 26 days ago


  • Venesta Green
    Venesta Green 26 days ago +2

    Ben Carson may have been a great brain surgeon but in this new political arena he is undoubtedly ignorant .

  • Jennifer Fowler
    Jennifer Fowler 26 days ago

    Why are we paying Ben Carson?

  • the Celtic Crone
    the Celtic Crone 26 days ago +7

    Being Disabled & On HUD Assistance, Carson SCARES TF OUT OF ME!!!

  • Semmster
    Semmster 26 days ago

    How long, America?

  • Lee H.
    Lee H. 26 days ago

    Ben Carson probably doesn't recognize his wife 90% of the time.

  • seker7
    seker7 26 days ago +1

    ...Only duhhh 'Bestest' from duhh Orange tee RUMP...……..

  • fla playa
    fla playa 26 days ago

    Dang remember last time the Trump clan was is full damage control turtle mode that one time like 18 times ago? Yeah neither does anyone else. This man gets away with everything! Sickening

  • PR TechGuy
    PR TechGuy 26 days ago +1

    Just roll it back a little...

  • winterlandboy
    winterlandboy 26 days ago

    The democrats have agreed to drop the financial subpoenas.
    And that’s why they will lose the election
    Pelosi Schumer and the rest are nothing but weak and afraid
    Diabolical weaklings

  • Oscar Robinson
    Oscar Robinson 26 days ago

    When Ben Carson didn't know what 'REO' stood for, I was expecting Congress Woman Porter to say: "Come on now Mr. Carson...It's not brain surgery." LOL!!!

  • Oscar Robinson
    Oscar Robinson 26 days ago

    Trump was so right about being 'transparent'...The entire country, (minus the crazies) can see right through him!

  • Rich Dandanell
    Rich Dandanell 26 days ago

    Trump is such a asinine buffoon I can't rap my mind around the fact this delusional moron got into office in the first place . Let alone his still here in office .

  • Randy S
    Randy S 26 days ago

    Why don’t this guy just get a time slot on CNN or something and let a comedian that knows what late night comedy is supposed be, host this show. It’s so obvious that he’s doing the work of the Democrats party. Just make everyone laugh without all of the political stuff. There’s plenty of material out there.

  • Thomas Jones
    Thomas Jones 26 days ago

    ÷ Liberalism arises from weakness and delusion. Liberalism is perpetrated, promulgated and perpetuated by the weak and delusional. Liberalism is weakness that ultimately leads to RUIN.

  • Anthony Johnson
    Anthony Johnson 27 days ago

    idiocy in real time, in charge of the nation.

    MrREDWOOD6 27 days ago

    hey steve get back to comedy enough with your butt hurt trump hate
    stopped watching you as soon as your true colors came out

  • Phoebus Apollo
    Phoebus Apollo 27 days ago

    I don't think there is an OMWI at HUD

  • Taco Carlsón
    Taco Carlsón 27 days ago

    Now Mr. Garland can prove he was a liberal hack all along

  • Sofia Reis
    Sofia Reis 27 days ago

    “we kept more promises than we even made“ Trump (omg)

  • Bradley Gong
    Bradley Gong 27 days ago

    Just when you thought Donald McRonald couldn't become more of a clown… 8:29. I wonder how many #Cult45-ists cheered for that idiocy. #dumptherumpin2020 #VOTE

  • hmmm interesting
    hmmm interesting 27 days ago +1

    You would think a brain surgeon would do his homework 🤔

  • verna foster
    verna foster 27 days ago

    That's why we need abortions bringing forth people like this is unfair to the universe

  • Lynda Turner
    Lynda Turner 27 days ago

    “Is there any way they can turn down these lights?” And all the lights go off... BAHAHAHAHA!
    Also, “we’ve kept more promises than we’ve made” what an eejit Drumpf is... sad...
    Also, no, not Amway, no, not an Oreo... good Lord..

  • David Brandenburg
    David Brandenburg 27 days ago

    maybe hes a Valium fan

  • David Brandenburg
    David Brandenburg 27 days ago

    are we sure Ben Carson isn't a junkie?, he sure looks stoned on heroin to me!.

  • David Brandenburg
    David Brandenburg 27 days ago

    I wish someone would turn his lights off

  • David Brandenburg
    David Brandenburg 27 days ago

    the Trump presidency is a joke and a scam on the American people!

  • David Brandenburg
    David Brandenburg 27 days ago

    lock magans ass up for a couple of months then he will be more than willing to talk!

  • Pipper Lou
    Pipper Lou 27 days ago

    This is what karma looks like!!

  • Jimbo Jimbob
    Jimbo Jimbob 27 days ago

    watch this video if you want to see what's really going on in Congress and not what the Trump bashing , wag the dog media is trying to lead people to think. It's only 4 mins. just watch it.

  • Colm Corbec
    Colm Corbec 27 days ago

    Talking about unnecessary government spending. Ben Carson in a good paying public service position. Typical republican logic nowadays. =)

  • linda millson
    linda millson 27 days ago

    @7:56 what's up with trout's hair fin/flap at the back ? maybe hiding a 666 tattoo ?

  • Todd Barcroft
    Todd Barcroft 27 days ago

    Steven please have Randy Rainbow on your show as a guest ....