Trump's Less Than Magic Mushroom

  • Published on Sep 20, 2018
  • Stormy Daniels' tell-all book contains some descriptive details about Donald Trump that you wouldn't have come across in Bob Woodward's best-seller.
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  • Meredith Anne
    Meredith Anne 2 days ago

    And now I know more than I ever wanted to about Donald #StormyWatch

  • Dom Tes
    Dom Tes 5 days ago

    The love the left has for Stormy never ceases to amaze (and confuse) me.

  • Henry 3.16
    Henry 3.16 9 days ago

    Look at these fakers full of shits...

  • Edmund Singleton
    Edmund Singleton 11 days ago

    Dear Stephen Colbert, I’ve been watching and enjoying the nimbleness of your comedic movements over the years, I can think of no other to be called upon, either alone or with others so body minded, to demonstrate the North Korean military march, I do so look forward to witnessing a demo of this movement with laughs…Thanking you very much…Edmund Singleton

  • Truth Seeker 312
    Truth Seeker 312 14 days ago

    So his penis is small with a big head? That's fitting.

  • Jemppu
    Jemppu 17 days ago

    Stephen's last thoughts here * sigh * I have the same exact sentiment about Human Centipede. Please! Let it not be my last thought!!

  • Braxton Gary
    Braxton Gary 19 days ago

    So glad we never talked about other presidents d$&@s awkward

  • Braxton Gary
    Braxton Gary 19 days ago

    Stephen Colbert Jimmy Kimmel TRUMP made them do the Devil’s Triangle not the drinking game

  • Telzen
    Telzen 21 day ago

    When Stephen walked away I though he was gonna come back with a drink.

  • Bias of Priene
    Bias of Priene 23 days ago

    that's body shaming. He may be a terrible person but there's no reason to attack him on something he cant control, that would make you as evil as your enemy

  • W P
    W P 26 days ago +1

    If she got a million dollars from trump, he would have a yuge one no doubt...

  • Akshay Vasant
    Akshay Vasant 27 days ago

    Bet the Republicans never thought their president will get described in such sordid details.

  • Origami Mambo Project
    Origami Mambo Project 27 days ago

    Melania knows if this is true.

  • Mike Raby
    Mike Raby 27 days ago

    Dear Toad,please call the suicidal hotline!

  • Vathana
    Vathana 27 days ago

    in all seriousness, i cant wait to read her book

  • Mahmoud El Arch
    Mahmoud El Arch 27 days ago

    Stephen you ruined my Toad gaming memories goddammit !
    By the way, Toad is in all Mario games, why she choose Mario Kart... anyways the point is
    Ma Toad gaming memories are tarnished now !

  • david cox
    david cox 28 days ago

    narcissists hate mockery

  • Scion of Madness
    Scion of Madness 28 days ago

    I'm an avatar of mind searing, sanity shriveling madness, and even I draw the line at supporting President Mushroom Dick.

  • Paul van Egmond
    Paul van Egmond 28 days ago

    You could’ve decided not to talk about his penis. Why did you?

  • Gordon Anderson
    Gordon Anderson 28 days ago

    Makes a person wonder -
    Might this misshappen shape be the result of some overly ambitious penis enlargement surgery?
    Only his penis doctor knows for sure.

  • aurorion1618
    aurorion1618 28 days ago

    America, do you remember a time when you did NOT have to hear on the news disgusting / embarrassing stuff about your President’s genitals as described by porn stars?

  • Alexis Rivera
    Alexis Rivera 28 days ago

    I just had bought Captain Toad Treasure Tracker for my kid when those news came out. Now I'm unable to play the game with him without that mental image ruining the game's main character. Hopefully by the time my son grows up this is entirely forgotten. Stormy Daniels definitely owes Nintendo an apology, if Toad was real, he'd be really offended to be compared to any of Trump's appendages.

  • Brittney Mosley
    Brittney Mosley 28 days ago

    I just got my morning visual and it was a horrible one at that.

  • Laurie Linn
    Laurie Linn 29 days ago

    I think Mushroom Dick fits even better than tweety trump.

  • Michael Holzner
    Michael Holzner 29 days ago

    ....this is....(speechless).....Sorry,USA!I´m so sorry for you....with a president like him....All he leaves will be "Yeti Pubes" in our history..Did he ever think about his afterlife ...being a president ...and then?Huh?Greets from Germany,Michael

  • ghs224
    ghs224 29 days ago

    After having sexual intercourse with stormy Daniels the Pedophile ( in Chief ) sexual predator told her she REMINDED HIM OF HIS DAUGHTER, how is this Son Of A Whore not in PRISON.

  • G. Love 64
    G. Love 64 29 days ago

    This is such a princess peach ....

  • theL81Again
    theL81Again 29 days ago

    🍄 is the new 🍆

  • Geannetta Bennett
    Geannetta Bennett 29 days ago

    How much of a germaphobe can you be, if you have unprotected sex with a porn star? Makes eating paper sound more believable.

  • Rachel El
    Rachel El 29 days ago

    Ahhhh. This explains all the trolling comments on his twitter. I kept seeing people tweet "🍄🍆" to him. I was right. I didn't want to know.

  • Jo Hig
    Jo Hig 29 days ago

    Mushroom stuffed turkey has taken on a new dimension.

  • Uthman Baksh
    Uthman Baksh 29 days ago

    I guess Nintendo’s stock is gonna plummet since no one will wanna play Mario games anymore.

  • Trent Rubenacker
    Trent Rubenacker 29 days ago

    "Possibly the least impressive sex I've ever had..." is there a worse burn possible in any human language?

  • libra orange
    libra orange 29 days ago


  • Charlotte Ziggy
    Charlotte Ziggy 29 days ago

    Just all kinds of ewwww.

  • KP
    KP 29 days ago

    1:39-2:05 lmao

  • Steve van Heyningrn

    I enjoy Stephen’s Late Show,but this was not needed..not even for the”Tang Man”...

  • Brodie-tzu
    Brodie-tzu Month ago


  • Geo Lew
    Geo Lew Month ago

    And those comments he made about small hands meaning small something else, they're coming back to haunt him.

  • 凛音Lyn
    凛音Lyn Month ago +1

    I think I’m going to eat some magic mushrooms to get the mental image out of my head. I think I’ll take the horrific demon hallucinations over... this.

  • Charles Brown
    Charles Brown Month ago +1

    Congratulations America, you have reached moral bankruptcy

  • Alejandro Olivares
    Alejandro Olivares Month ago

    You would think that with all that money first thing you would do is treat yourself to a foot long operation ...

  • fata morgana
    fata morgana Month ago

    dang, Stormy! 😂😂😭😭

  • Metalosopher
    Metalosopher Month ago

    I can't wait to see Mushroomead and Yeti Pubes in concert.

  • William Tomkiel
    William Tomkiel Month ago

    I just love the way she OWNs it all .. .
    Any chance of a confirmation / denial from Melanimous?
    Inquiring minds - nevermind

  • flagship1701e
    flagship1701e Month ago +1

    We REALLY didnt want to know that. WAY more detail than than I ever wanted. Id pay to unwatch this. Excuse me while I go and puke.

  • magali mendoza
    magali mendoza Month ago

    Yeti pubes....ewww

  • Kevin Hoffman
    Kevin Hoffman Month ago

    If the moron wasn't elected I would not have had to hear this funny shit . he has made America great . the great joke of the world . he has made Colbert funny !

  • joel repp
    joel repp Month ago

    FDJT he is a strange dickhead

  • Manual Villacana
    Manual Villacana Month ago +1

    🍄😂no wonder why he hates minorities, and now we see why he needs two hands for a coffee cup. LoL 😏

  • Thomas Slone
    Thomas Slone Month ago

    lol, lmao, rofl, ayy, kek

  • Trevor S
    Trevor S Month ago +1

    Toad deserves better 😖😖😖

    MLG HELP Month ago +2

    Small hands, small mushroom top penis! Lmfao🤣😅🤣😅

    MLG HELP Month ago +2

    "Not freakishly small" Lol😅

  • Dr. Red Frankenstoner

    Steve has really turned into a fukkin D bag. Always something with Trump trump Trump trump resist resist resist the pathetic cries of weak liberal bullshit artist to ruin good people's reputations and lives. Sodomite Sympathizers

  • Saint Michael
    Saint Michael Month ago

    WAY too much information. Now we have a report on the presidents penis. How low can we go...?

  • Mark Simons
    Mark Simons Month ago +1

    Whatever your political position, 8 years of Obama and not a whiff of scandal or disgust at him as a person.

  • Drd20
    Drd20 Month ago +1

    Oh god I just threw up a little after the description.

  • GMud00
    GMud00 Month ago


  • cookieoninterbl4rg
    cookieoninterbl4rg Month ago

    Is Trump circumcised? I am literally dying of curiosity here ...

  • gumpfoo65
    gumpfoo65 Month ago


  • Pepins Spot
    Pepins Spot Month ago +1

    OMFG!! I can't ever "unsee" that in my minds eye now. Ugh!

  • Kay C
    Kay C Month ago +1

    After all the policies that trump suggest describe as bad and impossible are now proven the other way around, the only thing that u guys wanna attack is his penis size... bravo.....

    • G. Moeller
      G. Moeller 29 days ago

      ... because that's what he'll hate the most. Think about it.

  • Corsuwey
    Corsuwey Month ago

    I would've thought she was talking about Goomba from Super Mario...

  • Kerro Sene
    Kerro Sene Month ago

    T absolute F ?

  • ErykaSoleil
    ErykaSoleil Month ago

    Just curious: Is Stormy saying Trump's penis is smaller than the supposed average of the entire population? Or is she saying it's smaller than the average penis size she's used to seeing as a porn star? Because I feel like those figures would be different by a smidge.

  • BelleBeast
    BelleBeast Month ago

    One of the biggest TMI’s EVER.

  • kietsuhime
    kietsuhime Month ago

    Omg, what won't that man touch and ruin!? You can't escape him! He ruined the word tremendous for me. He's ruining anime, because there is brief references to Trump sometimes in anime now. And now this?! FML!

  • Cachi -
    Cachi - Month ago

    Why am I not surprised! Guys with small hands have small penises! Period.

  • Yo Brock!
    Yo Brock! Month ago

    I just threw-up a little in my mouth

  • Eric Hauser Sr.
    Eric Hauser Sr. Month ago

    hey how about the news report on the ONE AMERICA NEWS NETWORK...
    ( a real news network )
    the " connection " between a huge pharmaceutical company that makes a drug that causes abortions in pregnant women..
    and the " accuser "
    Dr. Blasey Ford.
    fact check it yourselves haters.

  • John Valdez
    John Valdez Month ago

    Just when I thought I heard it all...I'm not even close...Thanks, Stephen!

  • Geo Bo
    Geo Bo Month ago +1

    This explains Captain Mushroom's anger and hatred for black men...

  • Persian Amazon
    Persian Amazon Month ago

    Shave the beard

  • sailtheplains
    sailtheplains Month ago

    1:28 oh goddammit
    1:52 I need a gif of him walking by the camera and just shaking his head
    let\s get high with Willie

  • Pamela Milazzo
    Pamela Milazzo Month ago do I forget I actually ever heard this......

  • Gemini John
    Gemini John Month ago


  • Eliott_toyota_tot x
    Eliott_toyota_tot x Month ago +1

    Under the age of dead: November 6th 2016

  • Jamie Reeves
    Jamie Reeves Month ago

    I dislike mushrooms even more now!

  • MrKnuckles80
    MrKnuckles80 Month ago

    stupid MF, what is wrong with a big Head?? Obviously Stevenm is jalous

  • Maher Sbenati
    Maher Sbenati Month ago

    That's the first time I was glad I did not know the meaning of an English word. Assuming "Yeti" is an English word of course.

  • Noah Eyob
    Noah Eyob Month ago

    P O T U S

  • Got’cha
    Got’cha Month ago

    No wonder hea not talking bad about Kim Jung Un anymore, they have the same size tiny 🍄 dikkk

  • Kenny Taylor
    Kenny Taylor Month ago

    Steven, all you could come up with is Trumps peeper?

  • Mayur6
    Mayur6 Month ago

    God damn it, I was eating.

  • Nick D
    Nick D Month ago


  • Jorge Stewart
    Jorge Stewart Month ago

    Here come again mr crying , I mean cobert
    Still sad , it has been only two years and continues in denial
    Trump is the president little ignorant
    Wait another 7 years

  • Maureen Wagg
    Maureen Wagg Month ago


  • Santana Shaw
    Santana Shaw Month ago

    Yeti pubes... yeah I’m uh , going to throw up now.

  • One World
    One World Month ago

    Stephen: With respect, I totally appreciate your dedicated efforts to engage the world's eyelids and ears into the "open" position...... your topics are real, your delivery attention-keeping, and the diversity of your knowledge second to none.
    This one, though........ while hilarious and...well.....ballsy (and yes I can be pretty excessive with the "dot-dot-dot-dot-dot" method of compensating for sketchy punctuation skills). During a year in college, a professor who'd been one of the original advisers in Vietnam had created a class focused on the psychology of guerilla warfare.
    During a segment regarding the mass media as it relates to guerilla warfare, he'd discussed a major reason PBS must rely on public support (i.e; the funding drives on television). Allegedly, a PBS investigative reporting effort had put a hurtin' on Richard Nixon, who'd inflicted some degree of revenge in about 1972 with vetoes and funding cuts. HATE to see any such "revenge" aimed toward you or CBS for whatever reason. I know it's a review and sharing of Stormy Daniels' actual publication and that this was just the actual subject matter....... but.... (ahem huh-rumph).... maybe a bit too far.
    Always look forward to another day's worth of your brilliant and sincere monologues...... in fact..... thank you!!!!
    Diggin' ya from Baltimore......

  • Ada Orozco
    Ada Orozco Month ago

    He will never be able to live down THE MUSHBROOM D###!!!🐛

  • Nina Lambert
    Nina Lambert Month ago

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  • Ali Dia
    Ali Dia Month ago


  • Jonathan Fritsch
    Jonathan Fritsch Month ago +1

    Someone should forward a copy to Melina ... I can see it now ... yup this is no fake news

  • venus clarke
    venus clarke Month ago

    I almost threw up

  • Kate
    Kate Month ago

    How do I delete someone else’s words

  • mary dupree
    mary dupree Month ago

    I bet his bone spurs are bigger than his mushrroms

  • Dragon Monkey D.
    Dragon Monkey D. Month ago

    Prove its not true Trump

  • William H. Baird
    William H. Baird Month ago +1

    I'd be worried about the Red Spots on the Toad "Mushroom!" $130K for 2 minutes wasn't enough!

  • ReachingBeyond Skies

    Let the tweet storm begin