Trump's Less Than Magic Mushroom

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  • Published on Sep 20, 2018
  • Stormy Daniels' tell-all book contains some descriptive details about Donald Trump that you wouldn't have come across in Bob Woodward's best-seller.
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  • alohawg
    alohawg 12 days ago

    Smaller than average......ok people, consider the source. She's a whore so average for her may be a foot long.

  • James Henry
    James Henry 25 days ago

    At least his mushroom will grow

  • tuco chucho
    tuco chucho Month ago +1

    The reality is the president was in it to get "HIS ROCK'S OFF' he was not paying this whore to be satisfied. Actually he could not care less what she thought. Actually nobody cares if she "Got Off"! whore's don't kiss because they "Do not want to Feel" So nobody cares what she thought of his sexual appendage's!. Truthfully after all the cock's she's had sticking in her, if they were sticking out. she would look like a goddam porcupine! Stormy can FUCK OFF!

  • Meredith Anne
    Meredith Anne Month ago

    And now I know more than I ever wanted to about Donald Trump...lol #StormyWatch

  • Dom Tes
    Dom Tes 2 months ago

    The love the left has for Stormy never ceases to amaze (and confuse) me.

  • Henry 3.16
    Henry 3.16 2 months ago

    Look at these fakers full of shits...

  • Edmund Singleton
    Edmund Singleton 2 months ago

    Dear Stephen Colbert, I’ve been watching and enjoying the nimbleness of your comedic movements over the years, I can think of no other to be called upon, either alone or with others so body minded, to demonstrate the North Korean military march, I do so look forward to witnessing a demo of this movement with laughs…Thanking you very much…Edmund Singleton

  • Truth Seeker 312
    Truth Seeker 312 2 months ago

    So his penis is small with a big head? That's fitting.

  • Jemppu
    Jemppu 2 months ago

    Stephen's last thoughts here * sigh * I have the same exact sentiment about Human Centipede. Please! Let it not be my last thought!!

  • Braxton Gary
    Braxton Gary 2 months ago

    So glad we never talked about other presidents d$&@s awkward

  • Braxton Gary
    Braxton Gary 2 months ago

    Stephen Colbert Jimmy Kimmel TRUMP made them do the Devil’s Triangle not the drinking game

  • Telzen
    Telzen 2 months ago

    When Stephen walked away I though he was gonna come back with a drink.

  • Bias of Priene
    Bias of Priene 2 months ago

    that's body shaming. He may be a terrible person but there's no reason to attack him on something he cant control, that would make you as evil as your enemy

  • W P
    W P 2 months ago +1

    If she got a million dollars from trump, he would have a yuge one no doubt...

  • Akshay Vasant
    Akshay Vasant 2 months ago

    Bet the Republicans never thought their president will get described in such sordid details.

  • Origami Mambo Project
    Origami Mambo Project 2 months ago

    Melania knows if this is true.

  • Mike Raby
    Mike Raby 2 months ago

    Dear Toad,please call the suicidal hotline!

  • Vathana
    Vathana 2 months ago

    in all seriousness, i cant wait to read her book

  • Mahmoud El Arch
    Mahmoud El Arch 2 months ago

    Stephen you ruined my Toad gaming memories goddammit !
    By the way, Toad is in all Mario games, why she choose Mario Kart... anyways the point is
    Ma Toad gaming memories are tarnished now !

  • david cox
    david cox 2 months ago

    narcissists hate mockery

  • Scion of Madness
    Scion of Madness 2 months ago

    I'm an avatar of mind searing, sanity shriveling madness, and even I draw the line at supporting President Mushroom Dick.

  • Paul van Egmond
    Paul van Egmond 2 months ago

    You could’ve decided not to talk about his penis. Why did you?

  • Gordon Anderson
    Gordon Anderson 2 months ago

    Makes a person wonder -
    Might this misshappen shape be the result of some overly ambitious penis enlargement surgery?
    Only his penis doctor knows for sure.

  • aurorion1618
    aurorion1618 2 months ago

    America, do you remember a time when you did NOT have to hear on the news disgusting / embarrassing stuff about your President’s genitals as described by porn stars?

  • Alexis Rivera
    Alexis Rivera 2 months ago

    I just had bought Captain Toad Treasure Tracker for my kid when those news came out. Now I'm unable to play the game with him without that mental image ruining the game's main character. Hopefully by the time my son grows up this is entirely forgotten. Stormy Daniels definitely owes Nintendo an apology, if Toad was real, he'd be really offended to be compared to any of Trump's appendages.

  • Brittney Mosley
    Brittney Mosley 2 months ago

    I just got my morning visual and it was a horrible one at that.

  • Laurie Linn
    Laurie Linn 2 months ago

    I think Mushroom Dick fits even better than tweety trump.

  • Michael Holzner
    Michael Holzner 2 months ago

    ....this is....(speechless).....Sorry,USA!I´m so sorry for you....with a president like him....All he leaves will be "Yeti Pubes" in our history..Did he ever think about his afterlife ...being a president ...and then?Huh?Greets from Germany,Michael

  • ghs224
    ghs224 2 months ago

    After having sexual intercourse with stormy Daniels the Pedophile ( in Chief ) sexual predator told her she REMINDED HIM OF HIS DAUGHTER, how is this Son Of A Whore not in PRISON.

  • G. Love 64
    G. Love 64 2 months ago

    This is such a princess peach ....

  • theL81Again
    theL81Again 2 months ago

    🍄 is the new 🍆

  • Geannetta Bennett
    Geannetta Bennett 2 months ago

    How much of a germaphobe can you be, if you have unprotected sex with a porn star? Makes eating paper sound more believable.

  • Rachel El
    Rachel El 2 months ago

    Ahhhh. This explains all the trolling comments on his twitter. I kept seeing people tweet "🍄🍆" to him. I was right. I didn't want to know.

  • Jo Hig
    Jo Hig 2 months ago

    Mushroom stuffed turkey has taken on a new dimension.

  • Uthman Baksh
    Uthman Baksh 2 months ago

    I guess Nintendo’s stock is gonna plummet since no one will wanna play Mario games anymore.

  • Trent Rubenacker
    Trent Rubenacker 2 months ago

    "Possibly the least impressive sex I've ever had..." is there a worse burn possible in any human language?

  • libra orange
    libra orange 2 months ago

    MAGA #LOL

  • Charlotte Ziggy
    Charlotte Ziggy 2 months ago

    Just all kinds of ewwww.

  • KP
    KP 2 months ago

    1:39-2:05 lmao

  • Steve van Heyningrn
    Steve van Heyningrn 2 months ago

    I enjoy Stephen’s Late Show,but this was not needed..not even for the”Tang Man”...

  • Brodie-tzu
    Brodie-tzu 2 months ago

    🍄🍄🍄🍄

  • Geo Lew
    Geo Lew 2 months ago

    And those comments he made about small hands meaning small something else, they're coming back to haunt him.

  • 凛音Lyn
    凛音Lyn 2 months ago +1

    I think I’m going to eat some magic mushrooms to get the mental image out of my head. I think I’ll take the horrific demon hallucinations over... this.

  • Charles Brown
    Charles Brown 2 months ago +1

    Congratulations America, you have reached moral bankruptcy

  • Alejandro Olivares
    Alejandro Olivares 2 months ago

    You would think that with all that money first thing you would do is treat yourself to a foot long operation ...

  • fata morgana
    fata morgana 2 months ago

    dang, Stormy! 😂😂😭😭

  • Metalosopher
    Metalosopher 2 months ago

    I can't wait to see Mushroomead and Yeti Pubes in concert.

  • William Tomkiel
    William Tomkiel 2 months ago

    I just love the way she OWNs it all .. .
    Any chance of a confirmation / denial from Melanimous?
    Inquiring minds - nevermind

  • flagship1701e
    flagship1701e 2 months ago +1

    We REALLY didnt want to know that. WAY more detail than than I ever wanted. Id pay to unwatch this. Excuse me while I go and puke.

  • magali mendoza
    magali mendoza 2 months ago

    Yeti pubes....ewww

  • Kevin Hoffman
    Kevin Hoffman 2 months ago

    If the moron wasn't elected I would not have had to hear this funny shit . he has made America great . the great joke of the world . he has made Colbert funny !

  • joel repp
    joel repp 2 months ago

    FDJT he is a strange dickhead

  • Manual Villacana
    Manual Villacana 2 months ago +1

    🍄😂no wonder why he hates minorities, and now we see why he needs two hands for a coffee cup. LoL 😏

  • Thomas Slone
    Thomas Slone 2 months ago

    lol, lmao, rofl, ayy, kek

  • Trevor S
    Trevor S 2 months ago +1

    Toad deserves better 😖😖😖

  • MLG HELP
    MLG HELP 2 months ago +2

    Small hands, small mushroom top penis! Lmfao🤣😅🤣😅

  • MLG HELP
    MLG HELP 2 months ago +2

    "Not freakishly small" Lol😅

  • FRAG OUT,FIRE IN THE HOLE!

    Steve has really turned into a fukkin D bag. Always something with Trump trump Trump trump resist resist resist the pathetic cries of weak liberal bullshit artist to ruin good people's reputations and lives. Sodomite Sympathizers

  • Saint Michael
    Saint Michael 2 months ago

    WAY too much information. Now we have a report on the presidents penis. How low can we go...?

  • Mark Simons
    Mark Simons 2 months ago +1

    Whatever your political position, 8 years of Obama and not a whiff of scandal or disgust at him as a person.

  • Drd20
    Drd20 2 months ago +1

    Oh god I just threw up a little after the description.

  • GMud00
    GMud00 2 months ago

    1:49

  • cookieoninterbl4rg
    cookieoninterbl4rg 2 months ago

    Is Trump circumcised? I am literally dying of curiosity here ...

  • gumpfoo65
    gumpfoo65 2 months ago

    Priceless!

  • Pepins Spot
    Pepins Spot 2 months ago +1

    OMFG!! I can't ever "unsee" that in my minds eye now. Ugh!

  • Kay C
    Kay C 2 months ago +1

    After all the policies that trump suggest describe as bad and impossible are now proven the other way around, the only thing that u guys wanna attack is his penis size... bravo.....

    • G. Moeller
      G. Moeller 2 months ago

      ... because that's what he'll hate the most. Think about it.

  • Corsuwey
    Corsuwey 2 months ago

    I would've thought she was talking about Goomba from Super Mario...

  • ErykaSoleil
    ErykaSoleil 2 months ago

    Just curious: Is Stormy saying Trump's penis is smaller than the supposed average of the entire population? Or is she saying it's smaller than the average penis size she's used to seeing as a porn star? Because I feel like those figures would be different by a smidge.

  • BelleBeast
    BelleBeast 2 months ago

    One of the biggest TMI’s EVER.

  • kietsuhime
    kietsuhime 2 months ago

    Omg, what won't that man touch and ruin!? You can't escape him! He ruined the word tremendous for me. He's ruining anime, because there is brief references to Trump sometimes in anime now. And now this?! FML!

  • Cachi -
    Cachi - 2 months ago

    Why am I not surprised! Guys with small hands have small penises! Period.

  • Yo Brock!
    Yo Brock! 2 months ago

    I just threw-up a little in my mouth

  • Eric Hauser Sr.
    Eric Hauser Sr. 2 months ago

    hey how about the news report on the ONE AMERICA NEWS NETWORK...
    ( a real news network )
    the " connection " between a huge pharmaceutical company that makes a drug that causes abortions in pregnant women..
    and the " accuser "
    Dr. Blasey Ford.
    fact check it yourselves haters.

  • John Valdez
    John Valdez 2 months ago

    Just when I thought I heard it all...I'm not even close...Thanks, Stephen!

  • Geo Bo
    Geo Bo 2 months ago +1

    This explains Captain Mushroom's anger and hatred for black men...

  • Persian Amazon
    Persian Amazon 2 months ago

    Shave the beard

  • sailtheplains
    sailtheplains 2 months ago

    1:28 oh goddammit
    1:52 I need a gif of him walking by the camera and just shaking his head
    let\s get high with Willie

  • Pamela Milazzo
    Pamela Milazzo 2 months ago

    Ewwwww....how do I forget I actually ever heard this......

  • Gemini John
    Gemini John 2 months ago

    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • Eliott_toyota_tot x
    Eliott_toyota_tot x 2 months ago +1

    Under the age of dead: November 6th 2016

  • Jamie Reeves
    Jamie Reeves 2 months ago

    I dislike mushrooms even more now!

  • MrKnuckles80
    MrKnuckles80 2 months ago

    stupid MF, what is wrong with a big Head?? Obviously Stevenm is jalous

  • Maher Sbenati
    Maher Sbenati 2 months ago

    That's the first time I was glad I did not know the meaning of an English word. Assuming "Yeti" is an English word of course.

  • Noah Eyob
    Noah Eyob 2 months ago

    P O T U S

  • Got’cha
    Got’cha 2 months ago

    No wonder hea not talking bad about Kim Jung Un anymore, they have the same size tiny 🍄 dikkk

  • Kenny Taylor
    Kenny Taylor 2 months ago

    Steven, all you could come up with is Trumps peeper?

  • Mayur6
    Mayur6 2 months ago

    God damn it, I was eating.

  • Nick D
    Nick D 2 months ago

    🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

  • Jorge Stewart
    Jorge Stewart 2 months ago

    Here come again mr crying , I mean cobert
    Still sad , it has been only two years and continues in denial
    Trump is the president little ignorant
    Wait another 7 years

  • Maureen Wagg
    Maureen Wagg 2 months ago

    Yeah....omg

  • Santana Shaw
    Santana Shaw 2 months ago

    Yeti pubes... yeah I’m uh , going to throw up now.

  • One World
    One World 2 months ago

    Stephen: With respect, I totally appreciate your dedicated efforts to engage the world's eyelids and ears into the "open" position...... your topics are real, your delivery attention-keeping, and the diversity of your knowledge second to none.
    This one, though........ while hilarious and...well.....ballsy (and yes I can be pretty excessive with the "dot-dot-dot-dot-dot" method of compensating for sketchy punctuation skills). During a year in college, a professor who'd been one of the original advisers in Vietnam had created a class focused on the psychology of guerilla warfare.
    During a segment regarding the mass media as it relates to guerilla warfare, he'd discussed a major reason PBS must rely on public support (i.e; the funding drives on television). Allegedly, a PBS investigative reporting effort had put a hurtin' on Richard Nixon, who'd inflicted some degree of revenge in about 1972 with vetoes and funding cuts. HATE to see any such "revenge" aimed toward you or CBS for whatever reason. I know it's a review and sharing of Stormy Daniels' actual publication and that this was just the actual subject matter....... but.... (ahem huh-rumph).... maybe a bit too far.
    Always look forward to another day's worth of your brilliant and sincere monologues...... in fact..... thank you!!!!
    Diggin' ya from Baltimore......

  • Ada Orozco
    Ada Orozco 2 months ago

    He will never be able to live down THE MUSHBROOM D###!!!🐛

  • Nina Lambert
    Nina Lambert 2 months ago

    Them communication hidden sky consistently enable assemble healthy cake victory strategic.

  • Ali Dia
    Ali Dia 2 months ago

    ouch!

  • Jonathan Fritsch
    Jonathan Fritsch 2 months ago +1

    Someone should forward a copy to Melina ... I can see it now ... yup this is no fake news

  • venus clarke
    venus clarke 2 months ago

    I almost threw up

  • Kate
    Kate 2 months ago

    How do I delete someone else’s words

  • mary dupree
    mary dupree 2 months ago

    I bet his bone spurs are bigger than his mushrroms

  • Dragon Monkey D.
    Dragon Monkey D. 2 months ago

    Prove its not true Trump