Tig Notaro Doesn't Know What She's Saying On 'Star Trek'

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  • Published on Jun 6, 2018
  • 'Happy to be Here' comedian Tig Notaro learns her 'Star Trek' lines, she delivers her 'Star Trek' lines, but she doesn't have a clue what she's talking about in her 'Star Trek' lines.
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Comments • 369

  • Tiny Tank
    Tiny Tank 14 hours ago

    She had to name drop about Louis CK on all the interviews, to climb that SJW pile of mostly dead people like herself, "I don't know what he was thinking". Well, you could ask him, since you know him, since he basically made you, since you rode his coat tails, since he is a flawed human being, that has imperfections. Not that I expect someone that tries to look like a man, when she is a woman, to understand that people have problems. But she has to stick to her um politics, I guess, not to her "friend". Oh you had cancer, what were you thinking?

  • Daniel Luna
    Daniel Luna Day ago

    She's so amazing. I loved her special "Boyish Girl Interrupted". I just bought her book 'I'm Just a Person'. She's fucking great!

  • WestCoastErik
    WestCoastErik 6 days ago

    Tig natarNO!

  • Marley Mcleay
    Marley Mcleay 15 days ago

    OMFG she said Tachyon Field. ..HAHAH did she provide an inadvertent spoiler?? Apt in an era of Klingon "cloaking devices".
    I think s2 is going to be interesting. All the best to Tig!

  • TathD
    TathD 23 days ago

    I think she was just about to show Colbert the Jennifer Aniston texts when the video ended.

  • Azra BH
    Azra BH 23 days ago

    Look I’m all for women sticking up for women BUUTT Monica did have a consensual relationship with a man knowing he’s married and knowing it could hurt another woman so....what does that make her??

    • SunlightFire
      SunlightFire 16 days ago

      Azra BH I think the point is the media absolutely tore her apart and she was ridiculed for years while Bill Clinton remained relatively unharmed even though he had infinitely more power in that situation, with her being just a twenty-something intern and him being the freaking president. Yes she did wrong too, but her punishment was far more severe.

  • Messofanego
    Messofanego 26 days ago

    Welp now I gotta watch Star Trek.

  • Salil Bhatnagar
    Salil Bhatnagar 27 days ago

    CBS RUINED STAR TREK AND CANON

  • nawasaka
    nawasaka 28 days ago

    Love her!

  • colemak dvorak
    colemak dvorak 28 days ago

    "I am a happy person". We are all glad you're happy, Tig.

  • Julius Luke Victorio
    Julius Luke Victorio 29 days ago

    5:50 -
    Stephen: " - 'cos you play your happy cards pretty close to your chest"
    Tig: (... haha - yes - the chest that I do not have anymore since I had that double mastectomy)
    I genuinely think this is what went through her mind for that split second.

  • Bent Neatly
    Bent Neatly 29 days ago

    Ohh.....i was done with Discovery but uh.....guess I'm not now....Damnit Tig...

  • reynoldsmathey
    reynoldsmathey Month ago

    Discovery is still on the air?

  • Ev Ye
    Ev Ye Month ago

    This show always reminds me of how much better suited for late night Conan is. He gets so much more out of Tig and most guests for that matter. It's ridiculous.

  • Carrie Lynn
    Carrie Lynn Month ago

    First Ladies-Man.

  • Nova Jeinewartz
    Nova Jeinewartz Month ago

    Tig is a great man

  • Forrest Man
    Forrest Man Month ago

    She betrayed Louis CK!!!!

  • Esty Gonzalez
    Esty Gonzalez Month ago

    I love TIG💕 You have a beautiful heart and so happy for your happiness 💐

  • sccello
    sccello Month ago

    Well, I'm glad to know she is a happy person, I was really starting to to doubt that after the last few things I've seen from her.

  • Prim
    Prim Month ago

    l just adore tig.she is funny I love her calm sense of humor.

  • zanav77
    zanav77 Month ago

    We are all in out of space...

  • Boul Shyte
    Boul Shyte Month ago

    "if she were alive"
    ......
    😂😂

  • ffmfg
    ffmfg Month ago +1

    "Call Richard B... Elon Musk." ouch.

  • Kendall Morales
    Kendall Morales Month ago +2

    _I already LOVE Tig but what she said about Monica Lewinsky was so darn respectful. Way to be difficult and kind Tiggi T_

  • K M
    K M Month ago

    lmao "well thats all we have time for tig"

  • Greg Zuccolo
    Greg Zuccolo Month ago

    She is a useless! She really does sit there and say things.....in double speak. " I know her not well.""

  • 2spooky
    2spooky Month ago

    Does she have any relation to Linus Sebastian? Cousin, perhaps? lol

  • Elizabeth Usher
    Elizabeth Usher Month ago

    Love her

  • Stace Girl
    Stace Girl Month ago

    She got a little weird. Shows Stephen's ability to handle social curve balls.

  • Zack H
    Zack H Month ago

    Well that was uncomfortable to watch.... I was hoping Tig's first appearance with Colbert was just a fluke.

  • Kasi Casillas
    Kasi Casillas Month ago

    Tig is authentic, hilarious, and such a great human

  • Simone Jester
    Simone Jester Month ago

    Try asking for a part, Stephen. It worked for Whoopi Goldberg. That's how she became Guinan.

  • Steph Ss
    Steph Ss Month ago

    I appreciate watching two authentic human beings shine their light amongst the world. We need more examples like this on social media.

  • Steph Ss
    Steph Ss Month ago

    Here is Monica's TED Talk tvclip.biz/video/H_8y0WLm78U/video.html. Stop victim blaming.

  • thescowlingschnauzer
    thescowlingschnauzer Month ago +1

    "Call Richar-- Call Elon Musk." Burn, Richard Branson, burn.

  • VannicWolf
    VannicWolf Month ago

    Love Tig!

  • Jemppu
    Jemppu Month ago

    Discovery shout out! Excited to see her!

  • Denis G Ndung'u
    Denis G Ndung'u Month ago

    Awesome safari boots Tig

  • Smiles
    Smiles Month ago

    6:30 warmed my heart ♥️

  • FewRee
    FewRee Month ago

    Tig will outlive Tom and she will be the best leading actress portraying Cruises career.

  • Torus202
    Torus202 Month ago

    She'll be the Chief Engineer of The U.S.S. Hiawatha. Chief Engineer is the worst part to be if you can't get used to the Star Trek "technobabble". Really looking forward to seeing the new season and her though. This new Star Trek show is slightly more realistic as far as characters go. I hope she doesn't get killed off right away.

  • Vi I
    Vi I Month ago

    It started out wrong, Tig, didn’t it? Criiiiiiiiinge...

  • Scott Jewett
    Scott Jewett Month ago

    Gosh, I just love how CBS took a long-running, beloved franchise, and said "Oh, you want to watch the new version? Yeah, we're going to make sure you have to pay more for that."

    • Sajeanne Kozlowski
      Sajeanne Kozlowski Month ago

      The basic, core Roddenberry vibe to Star Trek is not in STD; "an optimistic vision of a future in which humankind not only prospers, but also fosters a world of peace and equality for all - a universal utopia." brbl-archive.library.yale.edu/exhibitions/utopia/ut15.html
      Why wouldn't you also be made to pay more money to watch it? Seems like an STD to me; screwing you over after you got screwed!!!

  • Katy
    Katy Month ago

    i just love her so so much

  • Rose Originals
    Rose Originals Month ago +4

    My favorite comedian on my favorite show!!!! Can't get better than that!!!

  • mccarraa
    mccarraa Month ago

    He should of say sorry about her dead mother, its just manner

  • Tennessee Fairfield

    I could teach you the Startrek
    jargon Tig ;)

  • sarge505050
    sarge505050 Month ago

    Tig has a special on N..flix that is FUNNY!

  • Volvican
    Volvican Month ago

    I love Tig.

  • Floyd Girl
    Floyd Girl Month ago

    IN LOVE WITH YOU, STEPHEN.

  • lazyperfectionist1
    lazyperfectionist1 Month ago

    "Well, you don't just get gigs because your a fan."
    In fact, if you're _too_ big a fan, that can be a disqualifier.

  • Gabriel Alexander Legend

    No moleste

  • Nicholi
    Nicholi Month ago

    To be fair, I watched some of the old star trek series and they don't say anything that makes sense. At one point they said a planet was like -350 degree celsius or something like that. Makes not sense.

    • Sajeanne Kozlowski
      Sajeanne Kozlowski Month ago

      I gotta add that ST is sci-fi, so they CAN use artistic license on these things... their point being - it was way too cold. ^_^

    • Nicholi
      Nicholi Month ago

      Yeah, absolute zero is -273 degrees celsius, that was why it made no sense to me. Neat fact about Triton. I didn't know that.

    • Sajeanne Kozlowski
      Sajeanne Kozlowski Month ago

      "Triton, is the coldest place that
      scientists have found so far. It is -235 degrees
      Celsius." www.dudley.gov.uk/EasysiteWeb/getresource.axd?AssetID=1229&type=full...
      Note the words, "so far." Triton is one of Neptune's moons, FYI.

  • pixel girl
    pixel girl Month ago

    There's only one rule you need as Chief Engineer: Don't let William Riker rest his foot up on the warp core housing. That's how the Enterprise-D went through like, four Chief Engineers in its first season. _"Commander, wait, don't lean on that! ⚡️ARGH⚡️" 💀_

  • NDRonin1401
    NDRonin1401 Month ago

    He looks like Charlie Sheen.
    Not young Charlie Sheen.
    Old, drugged, hiv Charlie Sheen.

  • Eric Koontz
    Eric Koontz Month ago

    Stephen and Tig really got the vibe!

  • Christian Knight
    Christian Knight Month ago +2

    But what if Tig was funny...

  • Asehpe
    Asehpe Month ago

    Gee... bad interview. No chemistry, unfortunately. Nobody's fault, these things just happen.

  • Aaron Roosing
    Aaron Roosing Month ago +2

    Whoopie Goldberg got her role on TNG because she was a fan. It was suppose to be a one off cameo but became a recurring role.

  • Aella Lee
    Aella Lee Month ago +11

    "The texts you would get from your mother," "Yeah. Yeah, if she were alive." LMFAO. I love saying stuff like that to people about my dad. No one gets the humor, and yes my dad is deceased, I just have a dark sense of humor.

    • Melissa Robertson
      Melissa Robertson Month ago

      Aella Lee she also did a 2 season sitcom on Amazon and it was about her Mom and how all that went down. All of the actors were awesome, especially her Step Dad. She wrote it so ask you can imagine it was dark and warped! LOL I love her dry wit. BUT, by far, her stand up (the info is in this video description), was the funniest I've seen of her yet.

  • Karl Andre Bertheussen

    That was a MUCH more enjoyable interview than the last one he had with her. I'm becoming a Tig-fan!

  • PaulyCatz82
    PaulyCatz82 Month ago

    She's such an asshole. Funny, yes, but an asshole.

  • luckyjasonfan
    luckyjasonfan Month ago +3

    She's not very funny. Sad!

    • d d
      d d Month ago

      hard to be too funny when you are a sociopath alisablogq.blogspot.com/2017/07/dismissed-in-interests-of-justice.html

  • Ryann F
    Ryann F Month ago

    Tig!

  • Anonymous Joker
    Anonymous Joker Month ago

    Well you didn't see that one coming

  • Joy McGowan
    Joy McGowan Month ago

    Love Tiggy❤️

  • sumguy8
    sumguy8 Month ago +1

    she could use some lessons from nathan fielder on the awkward comedy thing

  • JPD Man
    JPD Man Month ago +5

    Is Tig the most overrated comedian going?

    • JPD Man
      JPD Man Month ago

      Her delivery sounds like it should be funny....its a great delivery.....but she doesn't actually make jokes.

    • Melissa Robertson
      Melissa Robertson Month ago +2

      JPD Man no....most underrated. If you can't relate or don't get her dark humor that's on you!

  • Sharaud Ramey
    Sharaud Ramey Month ago

    "lol"

  • Coastfog
    Coastfog Month ago

    I sure hope the musical guest is the Indigo Girls!

  • Ravishankar Kommu
    Ravishankar Kommu Month ago

    She backstabbed Louie. No virtue in that.

    • d d
      d d Month ago +1

      she does terrible things all the time because she is a terrible human being alisablogq.blogspot.com/2017/07/dismissed-in-interests-of-justice.html

    • Tim Ringwood
      Tim Ringwood Month ago +2

      She was honest. Plenty of virtue in that.

  • Rylan Woodrow
    Rylan Woodrow Month ago

    Woo! Sounds to me like Tig's playing Number One from the original series pilot!

  • horizon
    horizon Month ago +1

    all joking aside should be the name of her next special!!!!!!!!!!

  • Scott Hufschmid
    Scott Hufschmid Month ago +5

    Who is this unfunny guy and why is colbert interviewing him. BRING BACK LOUIS CK

    • K Batt
      K Batt 29 days ago +1

      He's too busy crying with his dick out.

    • Melissa Robertson
      Melissa Robertson Month ago +2

      Scott Hufschmid wow...super creative! You should be so proud.

  • Canaan
    Canaan Month ago

    My issue with Star Trek Discovery is they finally make another Star Trek series and instead of just putting it on TV they try to use the popularity of Star Trek to extort people into buying their streaming service.

  • Lisa Johnson
    Lisa Johnson Month ago +1

    How embarrassing for Star Trek😒

  • Robert Hayes
    Robert Hayes Month ago +1

    She seems like a odd choice for STD. Then again it’s not the proper Star Trek show.

  • DrumWild
    DrumWild Month ago +1

    Nothing can let Bill Clinton off the hook, for he signed a legally-binding contract with his wife when he married her, AND he lied to the American people. That understood, Monica Lewinsky KNEW THAT HE WAS MARRIED when she did what she did. People seem to overlook this major detail. It's as if women are never held accountable for anything. Monica had a big role in what happened. She is not a victim.

  • Andrew Flowers
    Andrew Flowers Month ago +3

    What a dead fish! On Star Trek? Why?

  • Lake Eyezis
    Lake Eyezis Month ago

    I heard that ,I'm a drug addict ,you get there ,you don't have to spend money anymore

  • suzanne story
    suzanne story Month ago

    I have not yet learned to appreciate her humor.

  • Earl Bramley-Howard

    Tom Cruise's sister maybe?

  • bornxmas
    bornxmas Month ago +3

    I bet she picked her Srar Trek name thinking if Joan Jett and Janet Reno had a baby that looked like Demetri Martin.

  • Jayme Rosenberger
    Jayme Rosenberger Month ago

    Tig seems like such a great person, I would love to know her. We could bond over our cancers and our mutual love of breasts! 😍❤😘

  • JohnnyForgotten311
    JohnnyForgotten311 Month ago

    That was great.

  • Les D
    Les D Month ago +5

    I wish she had continued her tv comedy show 'One Mississippi'...two seasons wasn't enough. Love her humor!

  • Anna LA
    Anna LA Month ago

    I LOVE Tig! And I’m so glad she gave the shout out to Monica Lewinsky!

  • Bubba Ray
    Bubba Ray Month ago

    Lewinsky is probably a hoarder by now I mean who keeps a spunked on dress that long, unwashed even.

  • Jynx
    Jynx Month ago +2

    I was at O'Hare and she was in the baggage claim area. I wanted to go up and say something, but I couldn't bring myself to do the typical fan gush thing.

  • Jay Wilson
    Jay Wilson Month ago

    She's awesome.

  • Sudeep Parulekar
    Sudeep Parulekar Month ago

    One of the most blunt comics in the whole world. For real, watch more stand up, learn and then get on stage. Your TV career shouldn't be an influence for your stand up career.

  • Howtard
    Howtard Month ago

    I don't have anything valuable to say. Tig Notaro is fucking awesome, though.

  • Dawn Stott
    Dawn Stott Month ago

    This is the first I heard about her on Discovery and I am over-joyed!!

  • Maria Morveli
    Maria Morveli Month ago

    Did anyone else admire the grace in which she referred to her mother?

  • Howhaveyouben
    Howhaveyouben Month ago

    She's only famous because she got cancer... then louis ck promoted the shit out of her... and she stabbed him in the back... no talent identity comedians suck... stop promoting them...

  • BlackWave54
    BlackWave54 Month ago

    God do I hate her tone and love it at the same time.

  • Hakael
    Hakael Month ago +2

    I wanted to see her specials, but got bored on the first 10 minutes and couldnt make myself sit through it.
    Maybe Ill get high af and try to watch it again

  • Tiffany Avery Shokes

    I like her dry humor, she's fucking awesome!

  • JP M
    JP M Month ago

    I adore her! I love everything she’s done.

  • sentry zero
    sentry zero Month ago +1

    Tom Cruise is looking good.