Tig Notaro Doesn't Know What She's Saying On 'Star Trek'

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  • Published on Jun 6, 2018
  • 'Happy to be Here' comedian Tig Notaro learns her 'Star Trek' lines, she delivers her 'Star Trek' lines, but she doesn't have a clue what she's talking about in her 'Star Trek' lines.
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Comments • 402

  • Barking Ant
    Barking Ant 7 days ago

    Amazing. What she said about Monica Lewinsky, what an incredible, respectful intelligent thing to say. Seriously, she is a class act.

  • realutube
    realutube 15 days ago

    Sure about Monica, she would have to spread her legs exceptionally wide I got the point...wink wink ;)

  • Victoria Sage
    Victoria Sage Month ago

    I'm so happy Tig is here. 💖

  • d d
    d d Month ago

    she should be in prison but instead she gets to phony it up on tv alisablogq.blogspot.com/2017/07/dismissed-in-interests-of-justice.html

  • Don Diego Vega
    Don Diego Vega Month ago

    Tig is a girl. See? A woman. She is a girl, a female. First joke falls flat.

  • ingenear
    ingenear Month ago

    A very interesting person indeed!

  • Randall Quad
    Randall Quad Month ago

    3:55 I mean he essentially was...like when he was President.

  • Josephine Anne Weigers
    Josephine Anne Weigers 2 months ago

    He turned right to her to apologize for the mom comment. I’m sure he just didn’t remember that her mom died when she had cancer. He’s so sweet though

  • Mark Groessler
    Mark Groessler 3 months ago

    This is why Star Wars & Star Trek suck.

  • keli cook
    keli cook 3 months ago

    Oh, wow. Beautifully executed, Tig. I love Colbert but he pretty much bombed that whole segment.

  • J J
    J J 3 months ago

    1:16 The audience.... Ouch.

  • L. Poper
    L. Poper 3 months ago

    I clicked 👍 before I even watched, two of my favorites together!

  • Leigh Malcolmson
    Leigh Malcolmson 3 months ago

    I’m so happy she’s happy. Tig’s such a wonderful and amazing person

  • Michael Ferguson
    Michael Ferguson 3 months ago

    live and let live

  • Amy
    Amy 3 months ago

    The way she walked out to the music is flipping adorable

  • Esty Gonzalez
    Esty Gonzalez 3 months ago

    I love Tig and all her happiness with Stephanie and their cute boys❤️❤️❤️

  • VianneyCreates
    VianneyCreates 3 months ago

    I love Tig, she's so dry and funny. People who don't get her comedy need more brain cells.

  • Anne Marie Hester
    Anne Marie Hester 3 months ago

    I like how Stephen gives her chances to speak. ❤ he stops to listen to her. I don't see him do that often.

  • Meg Farley
    Meg Farley 3 months ago

    Gawd. I love this human. One Mississippi is maybe my all time favorite show.

  • akmediascope
    akmediascope 3 months ago

    LOVE what she's doing. Im a happy lass too!

  • Daniel Luna
    Daniel Luna 3 months ago

    She's so amazing. I loved her special "Boyish Girl Interrupted". I just bought her book 'I'm Just a Person'. She's fucking great!

  • WestCoastErik
    WestCoastErik 4 months ago

    Tig natarNO!

  • Marley Mcleay
    Marley Mcleay 4 months ago

    OMFG she said Tachyon Field. ..HAHAH did she provide an inadvertent spoiler?? Apt in an era of Klingon "cloaking devices".
    I think s2 is going to be interesting. All the best to Tig!

  • TathD
    TathD 4 months ago

    I think she was just about to show Colbert the Jennifer Aniston texts when the video ended.

  • Azra BH
    Azra BH 4 months ago

    Look I’m all for women sticking up for women BUUTT Monica did have a consensual relationship with a man knowing he’s married and knowing it could hurt another woman so....what does that make her??

    • SunlightFire
      SunlightFire 4 months ago +1

      Azra BH I think the point is the media absolutely tore her apart and she was ridiculed for years while Bill Clinton remained relatively unharmed even though he had infinitely more power in that situation, with her being just a twenty-something intern and him being the freaking president. Yes she did wrong too, but her punishment was far more severe.

  • Messofanego
    Messofanego 4 months ago

    Welp now I gotta watch Star Trek.

  • Salil Bhatnagar
    Salil Bhatnagar 4 months ago

    CBS RUINED STAR TREK AND CANON

  • nawasaka
    nawasaka 4 months ago

    Love her!

  • colemak dvorak
    colemak dvorak 4 months ago

    "I am a happy person". We are all glad you're happy, Tig.

  • Julius Luke Victorio
    Julius Luke Victorio 4 months ago

    5:50 -
    Stephen: " - 'cos you play your happy cards pretty close to your chest"
    Tig: (... haha - yes - the chest that I do not have anymore since I had that double mastectomy)
    I genuinely think this is what went through her mind for that split second.

  • Bent Neatly
    Bent Neatly 4 months ago

    Ohh.....i was done with Discovery but uh.....guess I'm not now....Damnit Tig...

  • reynoldsmathey
    reynoldsmathey 5 months ago

    Discovery is still on the air?

  • Ev Ye
    Ev Ye 5 months ago

    This show always reminds me of how much better suited for late night Conan is. He gets so much more out of Tig and most guests for that matter. It's ridiculous.

  • Carrie Lynn
    Carrie Lynn 5 months ago

    First Ladies-Man.

  • Nova Jeinewartz
    Nova Jeinewartz 5 months ago

    Tig is a great man

  • Forrest Man
    Forrest Man 5 months ago

    She betrayed Louis CK!!!!

  • Esty Gonzalez
    Esty Gonzalez 5 months ago

    I love TIG💕 You have a beautiful heart and so happy for your happiness 💐

  • sccello
    sccello 5 months ago

    Well, I'm glad to know she is a happy person, I was really starting to to doubt that after the last few things I've seen from her.

  • Prim
    Prim 5 months ago

    l just adore tig.she is funny I love her calm sense of humor.

  • zanav77
    zanav77 5 months ago

    We are all in out of space...

  • Boul Shyte
    Boul Shyte 5 months ago

    "if she were alive"
    ......
    😂😂

  • ffmfg
    ffmfg 5 months ago +1

    "Call Richard B... Elon Musk." ouch.

  • Kendall Morales
    Kendall Morales 5 months ago +14

    _I already LOVE Tig but what she said about Monica Lewinsky was so darn respectful. Way to be difficult and kind Tiggi T_

  • K M
    K M 5 months ago

    lmao "well thats all we have time for tig"

  • Greg Zuccolo
    Greg Zuccolo 5 months ago

    She is a useless! She really does sit there and say things.....in double speak. " I know her not well.""

  • 2spooky
    2spooky 5 months ago

    Does she have any relation to Linus Sebastian? Cousin, perhaps? lol

  • Elizabeth Usher
    Elizabeth Usher 5 months ago

    Love her

  • Stace Girl
    Stace Girl 5 months ago

    She got a little weird. Shows Stephen's ability to handle social curve balls.

  • Zack H
    Zack H 5 months ago

    Well that was uncomfortable to watch.... I was hoping Tig's first appearance with Colbert was just a fluke.

  • Kasi Casillas
    Kasi Casillas 5 months ago

    Tig is authentic, hilarious, and such a great human

  • Simone Jester
    Simone Jester 5 months ago

    Try asking for a part, Stephen. It worked for Whoopi Goldberg. That's how she became Guinan.

  • Steph Ss
    Steph Ss 5 months ago

    I appreciate watching two authentic human beings shine their light amongst the world. We need more examples like this on social media.

  • Steph Ss
    Steph Ss 5 months ago

    Here is Monica's TED Talk tvclip.biz/video/H_8y0WLm78U/video.html. Stop victim blaming.

  • thescowlingschnauzer
    thescowlingschnauzer 5 months ago +1

    "Call Richar-- Call Elon Musk." Burn, Richard Branson, burn.

  • VannicWolf
    VannicWolf 5 months ago

    Love Tig!

  • Jemppu
    Jemppu 5 months ago

    Discovery shout out! Excited to see her!

  • Denis G Ndung'u
    Denis G Ndung'u 5 months ago

    Awesome safari boots Tig

  • Smiles
    Smiles 5 months ago

    6:30 warmed my heart ♥️

  • FewRee
    FewRee 5 months ago

    Tig will outlive Tom and she will be the best leading actress portraying Cruises career.

  • Torus202
    Torus202 5 months ago

    She'll be the Chief Engineer of The U.S.S. Hiawatha. Chief Engineer is the worst part to be if you can't get used to the Star Trek "technobabble". Really looking forward to seeing the new season and her though. This new Star Trek show is slightly more realistic as far as characters go. I hope she doesn't get killed off right away.

  • Vi I
    Vi I 5 months ago

    It started out wrong, Tig, didn’t it? Criiiiiiiiinge...

  • Scott Jewett
    Scott Jewett 5 months ago

    Gosh, I just love how CBS took a long-running, beloved franchise, and said "Oh, you want to watch the new version? Yeah, we're going to make sure you have to pay more for that."

    • Sajeanne Kozlowski
      Sajeanne Kozlowski 5 months ago

      The basic, core Roddenberry vibe to Star Trek is not in STD; "an optimistic vision of a future in which humankind not only prospers, but also fosters a world of peace and equality for all - a universal utopia." brbl-archive.library.yale.edu/exhibitions/utopia/ut15.html
      Why wouldn't you also be made to pay more money to watch it? Seems like an STD to me; screwing you over after you got screwed!!!

  • Katy
    Katy 5 months ago

    i just love her so so much

  • Rose Originals
    Rose Originals 5 months ago +6

    My favorite comedian on my favorite show!!!! Can't get better than that!!!

  • mccarraa
    mccarraa 5 months ago

    He should of say sorry about her dead mother, its just manner

  • Tennessee Fairfield
    Tennessee Fairfield 5 months ago

    I could teach you the Startrek
    jargon Tig ;)

  • sarge505050
    sarge505050 5 months ago

    Tig has a special on N..flix that is FUNNY!

  • Volvican
    Volvican 5 months ago

    I love Tig.

  • Floyd Girl
    Floyd Girl 5 months ago

    IN LOVE WITH YOU, STEPHEN.

  • lazyperfectionist1
    lazyperfectionist1 5 months ago

    "Well, you don't just get gigs because your a fan."
    In fact, if you're _too_ big a fan, that can be a disqualifier.

  • Gabriel Alexander Legend
    Gabriel Alexander Legend 5 months ago +1

    No moleste

    • andy f
      andy f 3 months ago

      Gabriel Alexander Legend We still use that line in my house. Hilarious!!

  • Nicholi
    Nicholi 5 months ago

    To be fair, I watched some of the old star trek series and they don't say anything that makes sense. At one point they said a planet was like -350 degree celsius or something like that. Makes not sense.

    • Sajeanne Kozlowski
      Sajeanne Kozlowski 5 months ago

      I gotta add that ST is sci-fi, so they CAN use artistic license on these things... their point being - it was way too cold. ^_^

    • Nicholi
      Nicholi 5 months ago

      Yeah, absolute zero is -273 degrees celsius, that was why it made no sense to me. Neat fact about Triton. I didn't know that.

    • Sajeanne Kozlowski
      Sajeanne Kozlowski 5 months ago

      "Triton, is the coldest place that
      scientists have found so far. It is -235 degrees
      Celsius." www.dudley.gov.uk/EasysiteWeb/getresource.axd?AssetID=1229&type=full...
      Note the words, "so far." Triton is one of Neptune's moons, FYI.

  • pixel girl
    pixel girl 5 months ago

    There's only one rule you need as Chief Engineer: Don't let William Riker rest his foot up on the warp core housing. That's how the Enterprise-D went through like, four Chief Engineers in its first season. _"Commander, wait, don't lean on that! ⚡️ARGH⚡️" 💀_

  • NDRonin1401
    NDRonin1401 5 months ago

    He looks like Charlie Sheen.
    Not young Charlie Sheen.
    Old, drugged, hiv Charlie Sheen.

  • Eric Koontz
    Eric Koontz 5 months ago

    Stephen and Tig really got the vibe!

  • Christian Knight
    Christian Knight 5 months ago +3

    But what if Tig was funny...

  • Asehpe
    Asehpe 5 months ago

    Gee... bad interview. No chemistry, unfortunately. Nobody's fault, these things just happen.

  • Aaron Roosing
    Aaron Roosing 5 months ago +2

    Whoopie Goldberg got her role on TNG because she was a fan. It was suppose to be a one off cameo but became a recurring role.

  • Aella Lee
    Aella Lee 5 months ago +35

    "The texts you would get from your mother," "Yeah. Yeah, if she were alive." LMFAO. I love saying stuff like that to people about my dad. No one gets the humor, and yes my dad is deceased, I just have a dark sense of humor.

    • Melissa Robertson
      Melissa Robertson 5 months ago +1

      Aella Lee she also did a 2 season sitcom on Amazon and it was about her Mom and how all that went down. All of the actors were awesome, especially her Step Dad. She wrote it so ask you can imagine it was dark and warped! LOL I love her dry wit. BUT, by far, her stand up (the info is in this video description), was the funniest I've seen of her yet.

  • Karl Andre Bertheussen
    Karl Andre Bertheussen 5 months ago

    That was a MUCH more enjoyable interview than the last one he had with her. I'm becoming a Tig-fan!

  • PaulyCatz82
    PaulyCatz82 5 months ago

    She's such an asshole. Funny, yes, but an asshole.

  • luckyjasonfan
    luckyjasonfan 5 months ago +3

    She's not very funny. Sad!

    • d d
      d d 5 months ago

      hard to be too funny when you are a sociopath alisablogq.blogspot.com/2017/07/dismissed-in-interests-of-justice.html

  • Ryann F
    Ryann F 5 months ago

    Tig!

  • Anonymous Joker
    Anonymous Joker 5 months ago

    Well you didn't see that one coming

  • Joy McGowan
    Joy McGowan 5 months ago

    Love Tiggy❤️

  • sumguy8
    sumguy8 5 months ago +1

    she could use some lessons from nathan fielder on the awkward comedy thing

  • JPD Man
    JPD Man 5 months ago +5

    Is Tig the most overrated comedian going?

    • JPD Man
      JPD Man 5 months ago

      Her delivery sounds like it should be funny....its a great delivery.....but she doesn't actually make jokes.

    • Melissa Robertson
      Melissa Robertson 5 months ago +3

      JPD Man no....most underrated. If you can't relate or don't get her dark humor that's on you!

  • Sharaud Ramey
    Sharaud Ramey 5 months ago

    "lol"

  • Coastfog
    Coastfog 5 months ago

    I sure hope the musical guest is the Indigo Girls!

  • Ravishankar Kommu
    Ravishankar Kommu 5 months ago

    She backstabbed Louie. No virtue in that.

    • d d
      d d 5 months ago +1

      she does terrible things all the time because she is a terrible human being alisablogq.blogspot.com/2017/07/dismissed-in-interests-of-justice.html

    • Tim Ringwood
      Tim Ringwood 5 months ago +2

      She was honest. Plenty of virtue in that.

  • Rylan Woodrow
    Rylan Woodrow 5 months ago

    Woo! Sounds to me like Tig's playing Number One from the original series pilot!

  • horizon
    horizon 5 months ago +1

    all joking aside should be the name of her next special!!!!!!!!!!

  • Scott Hufschmid
    Scott Hufschmid 5 months ago +5

    Who is this unfunny guy and why is colbert interviewing him. BRING BACK LOUIS CK

    • K Batt
      K Batt 4 months ago +1

      He's too busy crying with his dick out.

    • Melissa Robertson
      Melissa Robertson 5 months ago +2

      Scott Hufschmid wow...super creative! You should be so proud.

  • Canaan
    Canaan 5 months ago

    My issue with Star Trek Discovery is they finally make another Star Trek series and instead of just putting it on TV they try to use the popularity of Star Trek to extort people into buying their streaming service.

  • Lisa A Johnson
    Lisa A Johnson 5 months ago +1

    How embarrassing for Star Trek😒

  • Robert Hayes
    Robert Hayes 5 months ago +1

    She seems like a odd choice for STD. Then again it’s not the proper Star Trek show.

  • DrumWild
    DrumWild 5 months ago +1

    Nothing can let Bill Clinton off the hook, for he signed a legally-binding contract with his wife when he married her, AND he lied to the American people. That understood, Monica Lewinsky KNEW THAT HE WAS MARRIED when she did what she did. People seem to overlook this major detail. It's as if women are never held accountable for anything. Monica had a big role in what happened. She is not a victim.

  • Andrew Flowers
    Andrew Flowers 5 months ago +3

    What a dead fish! On Star Trek? Why?

  • Lake Eyezis
    Lake Eyezis 5 months ago

    I heard that ,I'm a drug addict ,you get there ,you don't have to spend money anymore

  • suzanne story
    suzanne story 5 months ago

    I have not yet learned to appreciate her humor.