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It's next to impossible for Joe Rogan to let someone tell an intriguing story, without him interrupting.
Crystal skulls? Of course, Dan Aykroyd is the expert?
my brother and his wife found one in germany.. took some photos of it and send it to me. strange thing happen to them so they left it there.. but they sayed its still there...
Joe Rogan talking and the guy breathing aggressively in the background
The doctors already implanted a crystal skull behind my skin of my face already the only thing that it does is messes with your eyes because whenever the sun hits your brain the skull shines in your eyes start to feel blurry
Dan is using an ancient craft...in the UK we call it waffling bollucks
I had an experience last summer. I'm 2 blocks north of Detroit. It was later in the afternoon and I was standing on the porch having a smoke. 2 cop cars went down the street at a high rate of speed. I thought there was something going on so I stepped out to the sidewalk to see whats up. There were 8 orange orbs in the sky about 1/2 a mile or so away. The orbs were moving in a way that defy's physics. They could stop on a dime and change directions. This went on for about 5 minutes. Two f-16 fighter jets flew over in the direction of the orbs. The orbs disappeared and reappeared in a different part of the sky as if they were playing cat and mouse with the jets. My jaw was on the ground. I thought for sure it would be all over the news. The police were there the military was there and surely enough people had seen it since it was over such a populated area. I wish I would have grabbed my video camera but I was kinda in shock of what I was seeing.
barney and betty. really? 😂😂
I heard that back in the day radar. One " looked" up and down. Another looked around. And one to lock on. When they turned up the gain on the " lock" it caused the crash. Same thing in louisiana in the late 50's.
Aliens try to abduct Me one day I was paralyzed and couldn't move and don't nobody believe me but they couldn't get me it was like I had a glow around me but I've touched they skin and they skin feel like a slimy alligator and they touch my skin and then they left
I like how Joe bats his skepticism around to keep this in check. I'm on the fence. Always have been, but at least the government's openly believes it's possible.
they have found tool marks on all the ones said to be older than moden times//
Dan Aykroyd is a fuckin lunatic. I like it.
People are probably being abducted everyday, but they don't talk about it, or aren't believed, or they themselves think it was just a dream(surreal)
Wow. Steam punk sinuses
Omg yes 13I heard about that as a teen.When all 13 are found is bad news.Its amazing to hear about it againThere was a fake one so not all 13 have not been foundCrystal has amazing storage capacity...like a microchip.So the information held in them is beyond common understanding
def cocaine . It literally looks like he is shopping shit up with a razor ontop of a mirror dead ass 1/5th way in show
Aliens abducted me once... By the crystal skull that looked like a real skull cuz it was one. No but in all seriousness that me me piss myself dude and I also think I was abducted by an alien... It's a really weird story that I to this day can't explain
All that heavy breathing is making me horny.
He's always kind of been a prick.
Dan is fucking awesome
Is there a dog in the room? What's with all the sniffing?🐕🐽
Wow, Dan’s breathing into the microphone is so distracting.
“Why would Bob do that?” What a stupid question. Have you ever heard of psychosis?
And the Smithsonian also destroys every single giant skeletons they can get their hands on with money or by force and even covert theft.There was a pretty well publicized case of contact where the military fired thousands of rounds at a UFO in 1942. "Battle of Los Angles" - February 25, 1942.
Why would an alien make a crystal skull in the first place? They got alien kids in the space ship taking an arts and crafts class?
Imagine how the wild life feels when take them to study and release them back into the wild😂 they be like them monkey beings probed me and shit😂😂 Aliens let's check on those humaniods from earth okay everything is fine let em go next planet😂
Akroyd is doing tooty! Lol So obvious!!! Hilarious...
I am dissapointed Joe didn't press him on the stay puff mash mello man.
Joe: "hey what time is it?" Dan: "SNIIIIF, ALIEN!S"
Neil deGrasse Tyson was on Stephen Colbert posted today..about 5 mins in he talks about the possibility alien beings 👽
Mr Rogan, you should take look at this UFO over temple in Jerusalem.
Fuck these old stories, I need new video footage, new shit, ppl just saying yeah I was abducted... yeah yeah hog wash.
People are too easily mired in vain deceit (or at least too susceptible to it). Stating that Bob Lazar doesn't seem like a guy who's looking for attention, without realizing the irony of the fact that if he was, he's certainly got it in droves. I am not at all saying that he's lying - but that anecdotal evidence doesn't cease being exactly that just because you find a guy likable and "seemingly not in it for the fame." Such hubris we have - despite all the evidence that we shouldn't have this. Two girls got an entire village to condemn and execute 19 people as witches because they believed that the girls were "believable."
WOW the crystal skull sare man made we know this! We have explained the "alien abduction" bullshit!Dan in the nutcase pile now!
Aykroyd is a pathetic jackass.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. (In my Rick James voice) Damn Dan. Low key bro. Lmao
If dude ain’t hit a line at 12:33 then I’m a alien lol
Sounds like he's taking a giant bong hit then busting a nut
That's just fat breathing
no conehead jokes?
Doesn't anyone else here this dude breathing irregularly when Joe is talking??? Its weird as fuck with headphones.... sounds like he is behind me.
I thought this man is Brian Foerster
Mufossil University on TVclip /roger, says the crystal skulls are mudfossils (actual skulls). As I understand it. In the right conditions the real human skulls transition to crystal. Probably this all happened in the great flood 10,000 years ago. Just passing on info. Thanks.
no, Lazar is NOT a legit scientist. he has no physics degree, no engineering degree, he has not published any peer reviewed papers. he took a few electronics courses at a community college. he was hired as a technician at area 51. he lied about his educational background, never provided any hard evidence or transcripts. he was not and still is not qualified to reverse engineer any exotic spacecraft or propulsion system. he may have witnessed some strange stuff at area 51, including alien craft, but he is not what he claims to be.
Bruh. He had me going up until he said that they found their keys at the house as if the aliens took the keys back to their house! Lmao bruh the fuck you smoking thinking the aliens care about giving their keys back just because their were leaves on the table! Hahaha 😂😂😂😭😵🙄
Look at Chris Redd's skull. It goes really far out in the back
Damn I want dans plug!! This nigga smokes some GOOOOOOOOD fucking dope!!!
if you ever wondered if witch burning was a thing of the past go and tell the world you have a crystal skull that speaks to you or that you got kidnapped by aliens, you'll witch burn yourself and put it in the closet and pretend it didn't happen because you don't want the villagers turning on you
Akroyd’s still alive ??
Jontron brought me here.
And this is a perfect example of someone who is too far to the side of believeing just about anything they want to believe without proper evidence or connections.
An actor ..... Giving news😂
The skulls were crafted in the 19th century in Germany, quite likely at workshops in the town of Idar-Oberstein, which was renowned for crafting objects made from imported Brazilian quartz in the late 19th century. Despite some claims presented in an assortment of popularizing literature, legends of crystal skulls with mystical powers do not figure in genuine Mesoamerican or other Native American mythologies and spiritual accounts.The skulls are often claimed to exhibit paranormal phenomena by some members of the New Age movement, and have often been portrayed as such in fiction. Crystal skulls have been a popular subject appearing in numerous sci-fi television series, novels, films, and video games.Source: wikipedia
Joe Rogan is more of a cow-patty skull.
Why does Dan breath so funny and loud
Total BS. If aliens could traverse the stars and had that capability, they would be capable of basically replicating and creating everything and anything via constructive technology. Also, they would know the mathematical probability of and outcomes of everything. They would be too far advanced to even be bothered..
This had to be one of the single greatest conversations in history.
I remember this time and no joke I’m serious I was outside with family members and I normally just look in the sky to just look you know and I saw a circular object and a green light flash and it was really really high up but even though it was really high up it still looked pretty big it was a weird experience but I know we aren’t the only smart or intelligent beings that walked the earth.