Joe Rogan | The Crystal Skulls and Alien Abductions w/Dan Aykroyd

  • Published on Sep 13, 2019
  • Taken from JRE #1351 w/Dan Aykroyd:

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  • Kevin Kennedy
    Kevin Kennedy 2 hours ago

    It's next to impossible for Joe Rogan to let someone tell an intriguing story, without him interrupting.

  • geezusispan
    geezusispan 6 hours ago

    Crystal skulls? Of course, Dan Aykroyd is the expert?

  • Paulius Savickas
    Paulius Savickas 8 hours ago

    my brother and his wife found one in germany.. took some photos of it and send it to me. strange thing happen to them so they left it there.. but they sayed its still there...

  • TheKasheefalir
    TheKasheefalir 12 hours ago

    Joe Rogan talking and the guy breathing aggressively in the background

  • CARL Rauschkolb
    CARL Rauschkolb 13 hours ago

    The doctors already implanted a crystal skull behind my skin of my face already the only thing that it does is messes with your eyes because whenever the sun hits your brain the skull shines in your eyes start to feel blurry

  • Tom k.williams
    Tom k.williams 16 hours ago

    Dan is using an ancient the UK we call it waffling bollucks

  • wantsome7655
    wantsome7655 16 hours ago

    I had an experience last summer. I'm 2 blocks north of Detroit. It was later in the afternoon and I was standing on the porch having a smoke. 2 cop cars went down the street at a high rate of speed. I thought there was something going on so I stepped out to the sidewalk to see whats up. There were 8 orange orbs in the sky about 1/2 a mile or so away. The orbs were moving in a way that defy's physics. They could stop on a dime and change directions. This went on for about 5 minutes. Two f-16 fighter jets flew over in the direction of the orbs. The orbs disappeared and reappeared in a different part of the sky as if they were playing cat and mouse with the jets. My jaw was on the ground. I thought for sure it would be all over the news. The police were there the military was there and surely enough people had seen it since it was over such a populated area. I wish I would have grabbed my video camera but I was kinda in shock of what I was seeing.

  • Matt d
    Matt d 19 hours ago

    barney and betty. really? 😂😂

  • Hadley Scott McIntyre
    Hadley Scott McIntyre 22 hours ago

    I heard that back in the day radar. One " looked" up and down. Another looked around. And one to lock on. When they turned up the gain on the " lock" it caused the crash. Same thing in louisiana in the late 50's.

  • o o
    o o Day ago

    Aliens try to abduct Me one day I was paralyzed and couldn't move and don't nobody believe me but they couldn't get me it was like I had a glow around me but I've touched they skin and they skin feel like a slimy alligator and they touch my skin and then they left

  • manufacturedfracture

    I like how Joe bats his skepticism around to keep this in check. I'm on the fence. Always have been, but at least the government's openly believes it's possible.

  • David decider
    David decider 2 days ago

    they have found tool marks on all the ones said to be older than moden times//

  • Lysergamide
    Lysergamide 2 days ago

    Dan Aykroyd is a fuckin lunatic. I like it.

  • Mary Jane
    Mary Jane 2 days ago

    People are probably being abducted everyday, but they don't talk about it, or aren't believed, or they themselves think it was just a dream(surreal)

  • Bird Dog
    Bird Dog 2 days ago

    Wow. Steam punk sinuses

  • Mexican Tours
    Mexican Tours 2 days ago

  • Maria Vega
    Maria Vega 3 days ago

    Omg yes 13
    I heard about that as a teen.
    When all 13 are found is bad news.
    Its amazing to hear about it again
    There was a fake one so not all 13 have not been found
    Crystal has amazing storage a microchip.
    So the information held in them is beyond common understanding

  • Vito 757 Ghost
    Vito 757 Ghost 3 days ago

    def cocaine . It literally looks like he is shopping shit up with a razor ontop of a mirror dead ass 1/5th way in show

  • Danosauruscreck
    Danosauruscreck 3 days ago

    Aliens abducted me once... By the crystal skull that looked like a real skull cuz it was one. No but in all seriousness that me me piss myself dude and I also think I was abducted by an alien... It's a really weird story that I to this day can't explain

  • Uber Skills
    Uber Skills 3 days ago

    All that heavy breathing is making me horny.

  • Iain Miller
    Iain Miller 3 days ago


  • John Malcolm
    John Malcolm 4 days ago

    He's always kind of been a prick.

  • Clara oswald
    Clara oswald 4 days ago

    Dan is fucking awesome

  • 1Dubroller
    1Dubroller 4 days ago

    Is there a dog in the room? What's with all the sniffing?🐕🐽

  • Dan Demuth
    Dan Demuth 5 days ago +3

    Wow, Dan’s breathing into the microphone is so distracting.

  • brokenupsound
    brokenupsound 5 days ago +2

    “Why would Bob do that?” What a stupid question. Have you ever heard of psychosis?

  • Gryphon Arms USA
    Gryphon Arms USA 5 days ago

    And the Smithsonian also destroys every single giant skeletons they can get their hands on with money or by force and even covert theft.
    There was a pretty well publicized case of contact where the military fired thousands of rounds at a UFO in 1942. "Battle of Los Angles" - February 25, 1942.

  • TripleDog Dare
    TripleDog Dare 5 days ago

    Why would an alien make a crystal skull in the first place? They got alien kids in the space ship taking an arts and crafts class?

  • jesus pena
    jesus pena 6 days ago

    Imagine how the wild life feels when take them to study and release them back into the wild😂 they be like them monkey beings probed me and shit😂😂 Aliens let's check on those humaniods from earth okay everything is fine let em go next planet😂

  • Specialk 007
    Specialk 007 6 days ago

    Akroyd is doing tooty! Lol So obvious!!! Hilarious...

  • bullpup33
    bullpup33 6 days ago +1

    I am dissapointed Joe didn't press him on the stay puff mash mello man.

  • Kris Tucker
    Kris Tucker 6 days ago +9

    Joe: "hey what time is it?" Dan: "SNIIIIF, ALIEN!S"

  • Aqua Marine
    Aqua Marine 7 days ago +1

    Neil deGrasse Tyson was on Stephen Colbert posted today..about 5 mins in he talks about the possibility alien beings 👽

  • Roni Dominguez
    Roni Dominguez 7 days ago +1

    Mr Rogan, you should take look at this UFO over temple in Jerusalem.

  • futureclean
    futureclean 7 days ago

    Fuck these old stories, I need new video footage, new shit, ppl just saying yeah I was abducted... yeah yeah hog wash.

  • Tomi Adewole
    Tomi Adewole 7 days ago

    People are too easily mired in vain deceit (or at least too susceptible to it). Stating that Bob Lazar doesn't seem like a guy who's looking for attention, without realizing the irony of the fact that if he was, he's certainly got it in droves. I am not at all saying that he's lying - but that anecdotal evidence doesn't cease being exactly that just because you find a guy likable and "seemingly not in it for the fame." Such hubris we have - despite all the evidence that we shouldn't have this. Two girls got an entire village to condemn and execute 19 people as witches because they believed that the girls were "believable."

  • Ian Duke
    Ian Duke 7 days ago

    WOW the crystal skull sare man made we know this! We have explained the "alien abduction" bullshit!

    Dan in the nutcase pile now!

  • Watching You
    Watching You 7 days ago

    Aykroyd is a pathetic jackass.

  • 2SlimMike Beatz2
    2SlimMike Beatz2 7 days ago

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug. (In my Rick James voice) Damn Dan. Low key bro. Lmao

  • Aj Espinoza
    Aj Espinoza 7 days ago +27

    If dude ain’t hit a line at 12:33 then I’m a alien lol

  • hugh honey
    hugh honey 7 days ago

    no conehead jokes?

  • MrBuraz13
    MrBuraz13 8 days ago

    Doesn't anyone else here this dude breathing irregularly when Joe is talking??? Its weird as fuck with headphones.... sounds like he is behind me.

  • thetrialshot
    thetrialshot 8 days ago

    I thought this man is Brian Foerster

  • Ken Schauer
    Ken Schauer 8 days ago

    Mufossil University on TVclip /roger, says the crystal skulls are mudfossils (actual skulls). As I understand it. In the right conditions the real human skulls transition to crystal. Probably this all happened in the great flood 10,000 years ago. Just passing on info. Thanks.

  • eric thefathead
    eric thefathead 8 days ago

    no, Lazar is NOT a legit scientist. he has no physics degree, no engineering degree, he has not published any peer reviewed papers. he took a few electronics courses at a community college. he was hired as a technician at area 51. he lied about his educational background, never provided any hard evidence or transcripts. he was not and still is not qualified to reverse engineer any exotic spacecraft or propulsion system. he may have witnessed some strange stuff at area 51, including alien craft, but he is not what he claims to be.

  • BubbaSteve Garcia
    BubbaSteve Garcia 8 days ago

    Bruh. He had me going up until he said that they found their keys at the house as if the aliens took the keys back to their house! Lmao bruh the fuck you smoking thinking the aliens care about giving their keys back just because their were leaves on the table! Hahaha 😂😂😂😭😵🙄

  • Megan May
    Megan May 8 days ago

    Look at Chris Redd's skull. It goes really far out in the back

  • BubbaSteve Garcia
    BubbaSteve Garcia 8 days ago

    Damn I want dans plug!! This nigga smokes some GOOOOOOOOD fucking dope!!!

  • Stephanie
    Stephanie 8 days ago

    Love Dan!

  • elmariachi
    elmariachi 8 days ago

    if you ever wondered if witch burning was a thing of the past go and tell the world you have a crystal skull that speaks to you or that you got kidnapped by aliens, you'll witch burn yourself and put it in the closet and pretend it didn't happen because you don't want the villagers turning on you

  • Logan Flood
    Logan Flood 8 days ago

    Akroyd’s still alive ??

  • Edward Richtofen
    Edward Richtofen 8 days ago

    Jontron brought me here.

  • That cynical commenter

    And this is a perfect example of someone who is too far to the side of believeing just about anything they want to believe without proper evidence or connections.

  • Steven Kolb
    Steven Kolb 9 days ago

    An actor ..... Giving news😂

  • Martin Pužík
    Martin Pužík 9 days ago +1

    The skulls were crafted in the 19th century in Germany, quite likely at workshops in the town of Idar-Oberstein, which was renowned for crafting objects made from imported Brazilian quartz in the late 19th century.[3] Despite some claims presented in an assortment of popularizing literature, legends of crystal skulls with mystical powers do not figure in genuine Mesoamerican or other Native American mythologies and spiritual accounts.[4]
    The skulls are often claimed to exhibit paranormal phenomena by some members of the New Age movement, and have often been portrayed as such in fiction. Crystal skulls have been a popular subject appearing in numerous sci-fi television series, novels, films, and video games.
    Source: wikipedia

  • Don R. Mueller, Ph.D.
    Don R. Mueller, Ph.D. 10 days ago

    Joe Rogan is more of a cow-patty skull.

  • Amanda Kay
    Amanda Kay 10 days ago

    Why does Dan breath so funny and loud

  • Anders Eriksson
    Anders Eriksson 10 days ago

    Total BS. If aliens could traverse the stars and had that capability, they would be capable of basically replicating and creating everything and anything via constructive technology. Also, they would know the mathematical probability of and outcomes of everything. They would be too far advanced to even be bothered..

  • Danton Barnes
    Danton Barnes 10 days ago +2

    This had to be one of the single greatest conversations in history.

  • pretzzel 2
    pretzzel 2 10 days ago +1

    I remember this time and no joke I’m serious I was outside with family members and I normally just look in the sky to just look you know and I saw a circular object and a green light flash and it was really really high up but even though it was really high up it still looked pretty big it was a weird experience but I know we aren’t the only smart or intelligent beings that walked the earth.