Subway Hired Tom Segura To Play Jared's Brother

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  • Published on Mar 28, 2018
  • Subway never aired what 'Disgraced' comedian Tom Segura thought would be his big break... which turned out to be an ever bigger break.
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  • Tony V
    Tony V Day ago

    HOLD MY POCKET

  • Cameron Glover
    Cameron Glover Day ago

    That guy stepped all over toms bit, what a dick haha

  • Ryan McCarty
    Ryan McCarty 4 days ago

    What's the outro music? T-Bunz is fading out when he looks surprised and says "he's doing it"

  • MrJbauch
    MrJbauch 4 days ago

    Let's start a campaign to see those commercials

  • Eric Allee
    Eric Allee 5 days ago

    lol... andrew yang for president plz

  • Parents Basement
    Parents Basement 5 days ago

    No mention of trump for like 4 mins crazy

  • Margaret Mosca
    Margaret Mosca 5 days ago

    Tom nice guy dry sense of humor very funny

  • LargeFarva
    LargeFarva 5 days ago

    Laughing my fucking dick off...I hate Colbert but this was great. Colbert has and does have GREAT scenes, but these days they're rarely because of any he does.

    Used to be a fan tho before he got ultra politicized and started shit talking a lot of good people.

  • Nick G
    Nick G 5 days ago

    Mushy purps... love you king as ripper

  • Andrew
    Andrew 6 days ago

    Bert Crystler looks a lot different here I almost didn't recognize him if it weren't for his blatant racism

  • Brian Ross
    Brian Ross 7 days ago

    Lol, Colbert's middle name really is Tyrone

  • Leveraged
    Leveraged 7 days ago

    He really should be the pitchman for “BIKES!!!”

  • ddjino666
    ddjino666 7 days ago

    i doubt stephen has any black viewers.. besides his band leader

  • V Medina
    V Medina 8 days ago

    Stephen Colbert is such a tool. I’m always wondering if he’s offended by comedians telling certain jokes, because he’s such a liberal pansy.

  • Ardavan47
    Ardavan47 9 days ago

    Jon Batiste WANTS TO BE PISSED ON.... TRY IT OUT MAN

  • The Bob
    The Bob 10 days ago

    Apparently the only thing Stephen Colbert is good at is playing a retarded Republican pundit.

  • Seven Clues
    Seven Clues 11 days ago

    Holy shit, everyone except for Tom in this garbage show has their jeans on so low and loose.

  • MrOuchiez
    MrOuchiez 11 days ago

    5:43 You're welcome.

  • Art Morera
    Art Morera 11 days ago

    Well at this time I didn’t know him - lol

  • The Hero Class
    The Hero Class 11 days ago

    god damn he looks good in that suit.

  • JT Rebel
    JT Rebel 12 days ago

    Tom is a real comedian...also Tom grew up admiring black culture in the 80's/90's (without needing to display his love for it either)...I like what Jon did, it shows that something funny happened out of it, and you for damn sure it wasn't scripted

  • xUdieToox
    xUdieToox 12 days ago

    I saw him live at fsu and ive seen all his netflix specials. This is the first time ive seen him interacting with another human being before.

  • Kaine
    Kaine 13 days ago

    wait this isn’t zac galafinakas

  • Jesus Sanchez
    Jesus Sanchez 13 days ago

    Dude I’m half black
    I never met a white dude name Jerome wtf

  • Racer X
    Racer X 13 days ago

    Colbert sucks with some guests. Segura had a comedic story and Colbert left it dry at the end. I’m sure Letterman or someone could’ve riffed off of that.

  • TheDango
    TheDango 13 days ago

    BIKES!

  • Ryan Naylor
    Ryan Naylor 13 days ago

    Jerome is like the equivalent of Chad for white people

  • Booyakasha442
    Booyakasha442 14 days ago

    Jerome, as in Jerry.

  • JimRomesa Douche
    JimRomesa Douche 15 days ago +1

    South park reminiscent

  • F Howl
    F Howl 16 days ago

    👖

  • Logan B
    Logan B 18 days ago

    The voice crack tho

  • PBR Street Gang
    PBR Street Gang 18 days ago

    Piss on me. Beat me. Try it out.

  • Patrick Day
    Patrick Day 23 days ago

    I'm tempted to pay Mr. Batiste $.50 for every white person he encounters named Jerome...not fucking Jerry, Morty.

  • Mike Patton
    Mike Patton 23 days ago

    Goddamn I love this dude.

  • Arnold Flores
    Arnold Flores 24 days ago

    Holy shit. I listened to this in the background instead of watching it so when Jon Baptiste started speaking, I thought it was Tom doing a black guy impression like on his podcast.

  • Marco Huevo
    Marco Huevo 24 days ago

    That guy they were talking to in the band looks like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.

  • Derals1
    Derals1 25 days ago

    Have you ever met an Asian kid named Jerome? Nah didnt think so

  • uberpansy77
    uberpansy77 25 days ago

    I was like ‘augh chicken parm or whatever’

  • Courtney Buras
    Courtney Buras 27 days ago

    boyfriend is Jerome. Agreed it was a black guy name. Boyfriend is white.

  • Hey There
    Hey There 27 days ago

    Worked with thousands of children Jerome is always the name of a black kid, never seen a white Jerome but it’s usually for black dudes

  • uncleshittersplitter
    uncleshittersplitter 29 days ago

    Man Colbert sucked on that one. Go Tom

  • ShitlaryClinton
    ShitlaryClinton 29 days ago

    what happened to Colbert? sheesh

  • Goria Akash
    Goria Akash Month ago

    Keep your jeans high and tight

  • ethan harris
    ethan harris Month ago

    Classy suit Tom but we all seen your podcast nigga and on Joe rogan hahahah you bad mtf

  • Sergio Ropo
    Sergio Ropo Month ago

    I guess the industry found someone to replace Louis C.K. I like Segura though, SUP KANE!

  • Matty J
    Matty J Month ago

    tom's face at the end really said it all lol, he aint ever coming back to a show like this

  • Wulfenheim Blaidd
    Wulfenheim Blaidd Month ago

    i love how tom noticed when jon batiste came at him with " tyrone" at the end.

  • Steve Kenton
    Steve Kenton Month ago

    Jared holds up his huge pants... then Jermaine puts them on.

  • Donato
    Donato Month ago

    Wen that dude was dancing he look like powerline from goofy

  • Alex Barbu
    Alex Barbu Month ago

    4:44 Tom said "Sit back down" to Jon after he was constantly trying to steal his thunder, ruin the joke and entire moment

  • MintChip
    MintChip Month ago +2

    I love that Tom was able to break the racial tension with the "Why you gotta ruin this part man."

  • Sam Smith
    Sam Smith Month ago

    By this interview, this guy is a comedian ??? You can hear a fucking pin drop half the segment

  • Joe Fletcher
    Joe Fletcher Month ago

    That's an Isaia suit, that's like top of the line, he did it.

  • Erich Von Molder
    Erich Von Molder Month ago

    So did he get paid?

  • Mr David Ashley
    Mr David Ashley Month ago

    Never turn to that black guy for a bit again. Jerome is top 7 black is names on the continent, I don't understand what the issue was with admitting that. Dumbass boy

  • Just Killing Time
    Just Killing Time 2 months ago

    I really wish Bert Kreischer or Bill Burr was sitting next to Tom to have his back. Jerome is totally a black dudes name. The white version is Jeremy! Fuck off, Jon Batiste!

  • John Schueler
    John Schueler 2 months ago

    Colbert, ugh.

  • CCG Bass and More
    CCG Bass and More 2 months ago

    Justin Chancellor gained some weight

  • Captain Obvious
    Captain Obvious 2 months ago

    He looks like a cleaned up less sloppy version of Zach Galifinakis

  • Aniruddha Sharma
    Aniruddha Sharma 2 months ago

    Didn't Jared turn out to be a paedophile?

  • X. Y.
    X. Y. 2 months ago +1

    Hey Hitler

  • Johnny Jimenez
    Johnny Jimenez 2 months ago

    Tom Segura = Tomás Segura = Mexican name...

  • Dr. Remulack
    Dr. Remulack 2 months ago

    Why’d that guy in the band try to ruin a guest’s joke? What a jerk.

  • Rhysbans
    Rhysbans 2 months ago

    He looks horrible for 38

  • Shane Matthew
    Shane Matthew 2 months ago

    I built everything on that set. From flooring to the desk and lighting. This the kind of guy your gettin.

  • Shaun Dimick
    Shaun Dimick 2 months ago

    The best part is when Tom realizes they are playing Erica Badhu song.

  • Ucantseemeverywell
    Ucantseemeverywell 2 months ago

    Tom knew exactly how far to push the race jokes lmfao. very good stuff

  • Aries Rogue
    Aries Rogue 2 months ago

    Mommy Jean's you look Hydrated AF💖💖💖💎👑👑🎩💁🏻‍♂️🧝🏽‍♂️

  • shoelesblondlady
    shoelesblondlady 2 months ago

    Jermaine shoulda held up his old tiny pants he doesn't fit into anymore but doesn't care enough to give them to salvation army

  • shoelesblondlady
    shoelesblondlady 2 months ago

    Tom at least twice is thinking stfu I'm in the middle of a bit n ur killing the rhythm

  • Koubaa Sofien
    Koubaa Sofien 2 months ago

    He's a chunky funny beast

  • David Igleniec
    David Igleniec 2 months ago

    Ur sega. Im dyslexic

  • Carbon Dated
    Carbon Dated 2 months ago

    Hilarious

  • Jordan Matchett
    Jordan Matchett 2 months ago

    This is literally three minutes of Tom getting roasted. If this same interview went down on Fallon or Conan, the outcome would have been so much more playful and entertaining. Leftist bullshit.

  • Matt Nara
    Matt Nara 2 months ago

    Lmao as Tom recovers the joke he rolls his eyes at the guy for disagreeing with the Joke Tom is a freaking character

  • Gilbert Aguilar
    Gilbert Aguilar 2 months ago

    For the man who eats like a trashcan! Ads aimed at me

  • Flotorious
    Flotorious 2 months ago

    The commercials should have all been tommy, or jermaine rather, eating different unhealthy sandwiches and saying: “this chicken parm is good, try it out.”

  • MJC919
    MJC919 2 months ago

    If that button on his jacket pops someone will lose a eye.

  • Phil A
    Phil A 2 months ago

    They ought to just hire him as himself eating custom sandwiches. Would be more endearing

  • Neuhweh
    Neuhweh 2 months ago

    Colbert sucks so much.

  • Benjamin Moore
    Benjamin Moore 2 months ago

    High and tight

  • Joe Om
    Joe Om 2 months ago

    What?!? Wheres the other 90% of the story?

  • CommentOf TheDay
    CommentOf TheDay 2 months ago

    Wtf was up with that dance...??

  • hector mora
    hector mora 2 months ago

    Jon Baptist isn’t really a good sidekick

  • john clhugyugihjbvgbkj
    john clhugyugihjbvgbkj 2 months ago

    Tyrone Power. And he’s the iii. He has a son who is the IV., Latanne Rene Welch, daughter. That whole family seems to have, “black names.”

  • PB Hend
    PB Hend 2 months ago

    Jerome Jerome the metronome, lead character of Gatica was white and named Jerome, don't think uncle Tom, kidding, was that far off tho

  • CJ Carpenter
    CJ Carpenter 2 months ago

    Why do white people get offended over black jokes??😂 lmao. Colbert is a cuck.

  • Daniel Cook
    Daniel Cook 2 months ago

    He is funny that black guy, never noticed him before.

  • i am Wealthy
    i am Wealthy 2 months ago

    Jon Baptist stinks

  • YodaEconomics
    YodaEconomics 2 months ago

    Jerome is actually a French name.

  • Knead
    Knead 2 months ago

    I love Colbert but he seems to have mastered the art of not offending. I find him absolutely banal and cardboard now. He's utterly declawed. The show is so consistently bland, and it's entirely Colbert's doing. He's just the wrong guy for this job. I don't expect him to be Letterman, and it's a different world now, but with Dave there was always an element of danger. Now it's just so damned boring night after night.

  • sarikatimmi
    sarikatimmi 2 months ago

    Subway wld def make up for the jared fiasco if they allowed them to air it

  • Whale’s Willy
    Whale’s Willy 2 months ago

    Christ this band guy is chatty aint he

  • Action Sloth
    Action Sloth 2 months ago

    Them playing Tyrone at the end was fuckin too good lmao, T Bunz reaction was great

  • Scoop WithTheLoup
    Scoop WithTheLoup 2 months ago

    "before he was in chat rooms" lol

  • raffpants618
    raffpants618 3 months ago

    stephen is so unfunny - he couldn't riff or even laugh at this hilarious story. Why such an awkward ending?

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 3 months ago

    colbert sold out to the government propaganda machine.

  • Toadvine42
    Toadvine42 3 months ago

    What a great fucking bit. I bet Tom was saving it and Colbert and Jon did everything they could to ruin it. Almost hard to believe this is the same guy that hosted the Colbert Report.

  • Tommie Bennett
    Tommie Bennett 3 months ago

    This black guy thinks Jerome is a white dudes name lol

  • Ms. Smith
    Ms. Smith 3 months ago

    None of this is funny. The bandleader is a jerk and not funny