Subway Hired Tom Segura To Play Jared's Brother

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  • Published on Mar 28, 2018
  • Subway never aired what 'Disgraced' comedian Tom Segura thought would be his big break... which turned out to be an ever bigger break.
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  • Hoodies&Timbs
    Hoodies&Timbs 8 hours ago

    At the end of the segment the host says I hope we can air this. Is that considered a touchy subject now?

  • HERE~FIRST...kinda;)
    HERE~FIRST...kinda;) 13 hours ago

    Colbert is such a cuck

  • Florida Bear
    Florida Bear 15 hours ago

    Colbert show is hot garbage but it got a little high and tight for a minute

  • AUGUSTUS CAESAR
    AUGUSTUS CAESAR 23 hours ago

    The black guy ruined the whole bit.

  • Daniel Arroyo
    Daniel Arroyo Day ago

    SUP KANE!!!

  • kongvinter33
    kongvinter33 Day ago

    the black guy ruined the flow of the story.

  • VINMAD666
    VINMAD666 Day ago

    FUCK .......Tom is awesome......love him.........high N tight jeans.....TRY IT OUT

  • Michael Malone
    Michael Malone 2 days ago

    I haven't seen Tom so animated since that time he got beer poured down his pants.

  • Andrew's Theories
    Andrew's Theories 2 days ago

    Hey did you guys know Tom had 3 specials on Netflix?

  • Codename
    Codename 2 days ago

    Our urban "expert" was being kind of a douche, I think. Who agrees?

  • Keith Sullivan
    Keith Sullivan 5 days ago

    I been watching...a lot of Netflix....

  • Andrew A
    Andrew A 6 days ago

    what is the song the band starts playing at the end that Tom points out?

  • Tra Gik
    Tra Gik 6 days ago +1

    Used to love colbert. 10 years or so ago, he was real, himself. He makes me fucking nauseous now. Fucking schill

  • HighAltitudeMMA
    HighAltitudeMMA 9 days ago

    Jonbabtist really botched this unfortunately. Disagreed with the premise and derailed the joke. Tried to make up for it by going way overboard and upstaging the comedian. Made the bit about himself.
    Weak move.

  • HighAltitudeMMA
    HighAltitudeMMA 9 days ago

    I'm usually a big Colbert fan. Have been for a while. But oh man has he lost his edge.
    Tom you're the man. You psycho. #HighandTight

  • sirkreuab
    sirkreuab 9 days ago

    His specials are hilarious btw go watch them now

  • sirkreuab
    sirkreuab 9 days ago

    Ahahaha oh dear

  • LJPpro
    LJPpro 10 days ago

    I fucking hate Tom shit eating grin Segura.
    This man has never said a funny word in his life and yet he has a following because his pothead friend Joe Rogan put him on. End of story. Fuck Tom Segura. I hope he dies an early death that stupid stoner fuck. Die already.

  • Dab City710
    Dab City710 11 days ago

    Just glassin

  • Jordan Cruz
    Jordan Cruz 12 days ago

    *WHAT WAS SEGURA SAYING AT THE END? 'HE'S DOING shshshpshppshh.......' WHAT SONG TITLE EASTER-EGG? I MUST KNOW!*

  • Donovan B
    Donovan B 13 days ago

    When I saw the title I was expecting DJ dad mouth.

  • Alan Jones
    Alan Jones 15 days ago

    I bet Jared is the most unpopular baby name on the planet now, right behind Adolf and Cain.

  • Benny Hath
    Benny Hath 15 days ago

    JA-ROME is a black name, JARE-O-ME (sometimes spelled jeromy) is a white name

  • Chris Sisco
    Chris Sisco 16 days ago

    Steven cuckbert

  • Brandon Shalkowski
    Brandon Shalkowski 17 days ago

    god damn band guy stepped all over the joke

  • L H
    L H 18 days ago

    Jerome is COMPLETELY a black guy's name. Dude doesn't know what he's talking about. He knows damn well he's never ever met a white Jerome. Fuck outta here.

  • Jake Weber
    Jake Weber 18 days ago

    Bert is....... fat

  • YoungRalph
    YoungRalph 19 days ago

    4:35 when I get home and moms making home cooked meals 👌🏼

  • OneironauticalOne
    OneironauticalOne 22 days ago

    I could see the true comedian inner monologue say "Instead of pull'n em down" at 1:54.

  • Jonathan Torres
    Jonathan Torres 22 days ago

    4 stroke gang

  • Nick Drew
    Nick Drew 25 days ago

    My white boss’s name is jermaine and I made that joke that I thought that was black name and everybody looked at me fucked up. Like what?

  • Zach Snyder
    Zach Snyder 27 days ago

    Bike! Look him up and put in bike. Guy is a story teller

  • Zach Snyder
    Zach Snyder 27 days ago

    Funniest stand up out right now

  • Aaron Carnes
    Aaron Carnes 28 days ago

    5:43

  • steven vogel
    steven vogel 28 days ago

    We've decided you are too Japanese to play someone named Jerome.

  • MFJoneser
    MFJoneser 29 days ago

    tom’s being a good guy and Colbert was very... off color by just immediately asking the black dude to represent black culture if there were such a thing... even the guy responds... could be anyone’s name lol

  • BootlegFightVideo
    BootlegFightVideo Month ago +1

    Jerome Allen Seinfeld aka Jerry.

  • Nick Nack
    Nick Nack Month ago

    Tom Segura: "Why don't you just name me Tayshaun or something?" "Black Name for sure."
    Token Black Side-Kick: "Athlete, for sure."
    Audience is thinking: "More like an inmate, for sure."

  • Sir Wallace of Bauer, Esq., DDS

    God I want to see these LOL

  • C J
    C J Month ago

    WATER CHAMP!

  • leetledrummerboy
    leetledrummerboy Month ago

    jerome is 100% a black guy's name

  • Thor Odinson
    Thor Odinson Month ago

    Conan is such a better interviewer

  • scott tim
    scott tim Month ago

    Colbert left the main mommy high and dry! Colbert hasn’t done anything funny or relevant since being and corespondent on the daily show.
    “Get to know your guests dumb dumb”

  • KC Guy 88
    KC Guy 88 Month ago

    They went to commercial playing Erykah's Tyrone lol ❤️

  • regression
    regression Month ago

    been a Segura fan for years now and that "what about the meatball sub? that's good" KILLED ME. my side hurts hahahaha

  • lall los
    lall los Month ago +1

    Really hope this guy goes to big places

  • Lance Buttercream
    Lance Buttercream Month ago

    Looks like a fat Will Forte.

  • Tyrone Wilson
    Tyrone Wilson Month ago

    Dammit

  • Eddie Bunostro
    Eddie Bunostro Month ago

    You fucked up Tommy buns, those videos are definitely coming out

  • JoeCnNd
    JoeCnNd Month ago

    Jerome is jewish.

  • brickman291
    brickman291 Month ago

    Holy shit Stephen didn't denegrade Trump

  • gnc
    gnc Month ago

    Jon Baptiste really gets the whole 'yes, and' thing huh? Dumbass

  • Just Killing Time
    Just Killing Time Month ago

    Tom is already, in my opinion, an elder statesman of comedy. He is well on his way to legendary status... and I LOVE he is married to Christina Pazsitzky... she is seriously one of the most underrated comics of our time! It just makes me happy that two of my favorite comics are also in love... kinda makes my heart melt.

  • Josh Warner
    Josh Warner Month ago

    Tom has a perfect beard

  • Dn D
    Dn D Month ago

    token black band

  • daforetoldplaya
    daforetoldplaya Month ago

    Tom is like who is this fucking black guy sabatoging me. The dance was odddd

  • Mike Hancho
    Mike Hancho Month ago

    Todd is wearing that suit pretty well

  • JohnClaude Taylor
    JohnClaude Taylor Month ago

    Only took four strokes

  • Jaren Whitehouse
    Jaren Whitehouse Month ago

    This is the best video ever

  • Young Penny
    Young Penny Month ago

    Yeaaaa Idk Bout This One Buddy. A Skinny Pedo & His Fat Racist Brother Traveling The Country In A Van??? Nope!

  • Ghassen Charai
    Ghassen Charai Month ago

    That fucking guy dancing aggghhh super cringing

  • Blue Venom
    Blue Venom Month ago

    Love Tom but why is he on Cohen. This dude and his crowd are easily offended by everything. Tom loves pushing the limits.

  • Endless Alley Productions

    Colbert is awkward

  • Steve Broggie
    Steve Broggie Month ago

    Svelte Tom in a perfect suit. Making my tight jeans tighter.

  • Zach Abe
    Zach Abe Month ago

    The commercial Zack galofibkaid

  • hgainer
    hgainer 2 months ago

    What the hell was that?? Colbert just dropped the ball

  • imgrado
    imgrado 2 months ago

    Late Show with Colbert? Try it out!

  • the Law
    the Law 2 months ago

    For anyone who wanted confirmation that Colbert has traded comedy for political-correctness.............I present : exhibit A.

  • Corey Mineard
    Corey Mineard 2 months ago

    I’m an expert!
    Funniest part of the clip lmao

  • RacinGIRL911
    RacinGIRL911 2 months ago

    Love Tom, cannot stand that little twat, Colbert.

  • Epoch
    Epoch 2 months ago

    I hope this is real

  • Rocket
    Rocket 2 months ago

    I’m 100 percent sure Jerome is a black name. My names jerom and I’m black. Maybe that dudes retarded

  • odolany
    odolany 2 months ago

    tom segura always reminds me of will forte

  • Devin Svendsen
    Devin Svendsen 2 months ago

    He bombed

    • scott tim
      scott tim Month ago

      Devin Svendsen you might get a lease and a key.

  • X-24
    X-24 2 months ago +1

    Jerome is definitely a black name lol

  • Krystof Bristol
    Krystof Bristol 2 months ago

    My favorite comedian right now

  • x x
    x x 2 months ago

    something about this guy is off

  • Core Gaming
    Core Gaming 2 months ago

    Now internet do what you do best.... Find those tapes!!

  • pyramid architect
    pyramid architect 2 months ago

    Tyrone is an Irish name and the original Irish are black

  • NursKul
    NursKul 2 months ago

    Hey hitler!! Piss on me, beat on me, I’m home, her now!

  • Michiel Janssen
    Michiel Janssen 2 months ago +1

    What the F is up with al these interviews with comedians being so unnaturally short? That last part deserved at least ONE more question from your side Steve. Get it together.

  • mech5 fab
    mech5 fab 2 months ago

    Corporate think tanks never disappoint.

  • Scottd86
    Scottd86 2 months ago

    Only time I’ve ever seen Colbert laugh with his guest.

  • Painter Dave
    Painter Dave 2 months ago

    People who are blind to Toms style have no clue he tells crazy ass stories. The best part of this joke is the audience laughing.

  • Kro Lin
    Kro Lin 2 months ago +1

    I always think Jimmy Fallon is the worst talk show host ever until I come across a Colbert clip. God he's bad at this.

  • Gavin Nason
    Gavin Nason 2 months ago

    Lol ya idk if any white babies today are being called Jerome but i knew of a few white jeromes pry in there 30s

  • Yep Nope
    Yep Nope 2 months ago

    The only person named jermaine I knew was black.

  • Yep Nope
    Yep Nope 2 months ago

    The only person I’ve met named Jerome was white.

  • 845835ab
    845835ab 2 months ago

    NOTE TO SELF DON'T ASK THE BAND TO PARTICIPATE

  • SusanBailey AmazingEstate

    Lookin good Mommy!

  • Toni Shmony
    Toni Shmony 2 months ago

    Well I’ve yet to meet a white dude named Jerome 😂

  • Mikey
    Mikey 2 months ago

    I have a white relative named Jerome

  • lazarosegura63
    lazarosegura63 2 months ago

    Segura

  • Flake
    Flake 2 months ago +3

    "why you gotta ruin this part man?" LOL

  • LucasTheBatman805 Garcia

    Walk out music is not Tom at all lol

  • Zyph
    Zyph 2 months ago

    Jerome is a black name. The fuck

  • the THAKIDD
    the THAKIDD 2 months ago

    Um that black guy is not the comedian....

  • michael denino
    michael denino 2 months ago

    Meatball Parm sub, TRY IT OUT!

  • Post98
    Post98 2 months ago

    I love how Jon is just like idc man oh yeah im your black expert and a f.u dance too

  • Ross Lindeman
    Ross Lindeman 2 months ago

    Loose Lois ?
    Seth McFarlane is face palming right now.