Trump Just Wants To Be On Primetime TV

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  • Published on Jan 9, 2019
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  • Pablo Fernández
    Pablo Fernández 16 days ago +1

    Yes, they cross to USA: www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-20/central-american-migrants-in-clash-at-mexico-border/10399802

  • Pablo Fernández
    Pablo Fernández 16 days ago +1

    More jokes of fake-Democrat PROPAGANDA!?!?

  • Pablo Fernández
    Pablo Fernández 16 days ago +1

    Ah, I forgot the last Key best Demo-Communist deal, the nice IRAN deal, Iran was ALLOWED to build all kind of missiles and NUKES!, the contract only reuqired TO WAIT! 15 years!!!!?!?!?! - what a fuck! -

  • Pablo Fernández
    Pablo Fernández 16 days ago +1

    Please, another great Demo-Communist JOKE! (Castro farm-Cuba was SUPPORTED too)

  • Pablo Fernández
    Pablo Fernández 16 days ago +1

    Other great joke, Bill Clinton giving free & tax free access to China to USA and all their allies,... while "allowing them to do whatever they want" for the next years,China came so to WTO, with NON NEED to comply rules!

  • Pablo Fernández
    Pablo Fernández 16 days ago +1

    Obama, converting the drone stealth bombers (Northrop Grumman X-47B) into refuel planes!, that is a great joke, as well as giving immigrants free health care in a country with 20 times the health care cost of Spain.

  • Debra Lawrence
    Debra Lawrence 25 days ago

    Trump makes your show! Without him what material would you have? You’re a jerk and can’t hold a light to this GREAT President. He will go down in history as a the one who saved us! You’ll just go down!!!!

  • Mickey McGowan
    Mickey McGowan Month ago

    wtf is primetime

  • mngentry
    mngentry Month ago

    Captain Marvel. Fuck yeah!!!

  • Gerard Whittaker
    Gerard Whittaker Month ago

    If trump is so eager to be on national TV. Bring his treason trial forward. He will be quite at home. Probably won't even realise it is a trial.

  • Malathi Bhat
    Malathi Bhat Month ago

    Donald Trump is America's favourite funnyman and Rahul Gandhi is India's favourite funnyman.

  • Ronbo Bronco
    Ronbo Bronco 2 months ago

    Instead of bashing the president maybe they need to work on comedy skills because he sucks

  • Harrison Jourdan
    Harrison Jourdan 2 months ago

    I don’t know what’s better. The fact that she got fact checked, or that it was by Fox News.

  • Tim Edmonds
    Tim Edmonds 2 months ago

    Steve funny guy..he does read CUE cards and is told what to say..

    Always good to do your own research if you love your country.

  • THEEND4444
    THEEND4444 2 months ago

    Well Green Day must’ve truly spoken to Trump when they said “Do you wanna be an American idiot?”

  • David Musser
    David Musser 3 months ago

    The liberal tears keep flowing, simply delicious!

  • Richard Hedd
    Richard Hedd 3 months ago

    Why hasn’t impeachment started? The mueller report isn’t needed. Trumps impeachable right now! “Hell no, the loser has got to go!”

  • emayaych
    emayaych 3 months ago

    Tap water and hard-boiled toast.
    😂🤣💀

  • NPC 8772
    NPC 8772 3 months ago

    Orange man bad.

  • DanGan808 Ella
    DanGan808 Ella 3 months ago

    Oh Captain Marvel, where art thou? I’d pay money to watch a movie where she smacks Donald around for 2 hrs! Hell yea!

  • Samuel hedges
    Samuel hedges 3 months ago

    When I first clicked on the video I thought Trump had been teaching Argand Diagrams and was like wtf

  • Maria Allen
    Maria Allen 4 months ago

    Everybody clap for stevie Colbert Americas toilet brush!!!!

  • Team Random
    Team Random 4 months ago

    Trump is a complete joke, but the people who follow him are much worse mindless.

  • Gloria Cook
    Gloria Cook 4 months ago

    JohnCook Australia 🇦🇺. It’s official. Trump is not a fair dinkum American born citizen. That’s right . Little Donnie was born in Chernobyl and was adopted by the Trump family. He was exposed to radiation poisoning and he will be suffering from some strange symptoms. Discoloring of the skin is common and tint hands. Not being able to tell the truth and a very low IQ are also giveaways. Claiming you are a genius and declaring that you know everything about everything is another problem for the patient of radiation poisoning. Our case study also had a problem with cats 🐈 in that he always wanted to grab them.
    There is a cure for this affliction that involves locking the patient in a padded cell for several years . Maybe 36 years should be enough.

  • Benny Ayala
    Benny Ayala 4 months ago

    Humpy Trumpy tried to build a HATE wall
    Humpy Trumpy sat an his wall
    Humpy Trumpy had a great fall
    All of Fox men and all of Fox and Friends tried to put Humpy Trumpy back together again

  • Brigada JAH
    Brigada JAH 4 months ago

    "By land air and sea"?? Shawty thinkin bout the military

  • Grim Sleeper
    Grim Sleeper 4 months ago

    Sarah Sanders looks like a juicy chicken leg with a syndrome.

  • Something Better88
    Something Better88 4 months ago +1

    trump bashing is getting old...

  • ShadowFoxSF
    ShadowFoxSF 4 months ago

    Trump campaign ya burnt!

  • Jonathan Simon
    Jonathan Simon 4 months ago

    yes

  • Lorna Nunez
    Lorna Nunez 4 months ago

    Really trump can't see that if he use that wall mony to make shore veteran's life are better. He would get a lot of votes RESPECT & good carma.

  • Cloud Variable
    Cloud Variable 4 months ago

    You know you like math too much when you realize you came here just because of the thumbnail...

  • Galileo
    Galileo 4 months ago

    17 thousand people with criminal histories, wow, that's almost absolutely no-where near the hundreds of thousands of AMERICANS being affected by the government shutdown.

  • InterestsMayVary 4432
    InterestsMayVary 4432 4 months ago +1

    Mike Pence, uber Christian. Has no problem lying (which is on God's top ten list) but cannot abide homosexuality which barely got a mention in the entire book. Yay, Christian hypocrisy!

  • Jeff John
    Jeff John 4 months ago

    Putin has video of minor female prostitutes urinating on him. Trump is is more than sick. He is a creation of his sick parents. He was a sociopath , psychotic made, by his upbringing. Watch the the Andrew quianin show on Netflix. The man, trump is physcoctic.

  • Lenard Brown
    Lenard Brown 4 months ago

    The GOP had control of the House and Senate when Benedict Donald slimmed into office. They could have the passed the Wall Bill the first day. The GOP and BD have had had two years of total control to pass funding for the wall.

  • Marco Solo
    Marco Solo 4 months ago

    How about doing some comedy,...you know,...something funny!

  • íncσgnítσ uѕєr
    íncσgnítσ uѕєr 4 months ago +2

    Someone quick get Humpty Trumpty, a wheelbarrow full of bricks & cement, so that *”He”* can build his wall. 🤣

  • Not Comatose
    Not Comatose 4 months ago

    SEDITIOUS Colbert.

  • Serg C
    Serg C 4 months ago

    Orange man bad!

  • Kongm2036
    Kongm2036 4 months ago

    borderwall is designed to be a plan by Trump to distract people from Mueller's investigation closing in

  • noZems Agogo
    noZems Agogo 4 months ago

    e^iθ=cosθ+isinθ

  • D Mertz
    D Mertz 4 months ago

    Seems the only topic he finds funny is single topic... Trump. Do you have more depth?

  • FaustusFBI 3760
    FaustusFBI 3760 4 months ago

    There were people surviving on FM radio and high school classics. OUCH!

  • midwestkatie
    midwestkatie 4 months ago

    Are Rs afraid of fact checking?

  • Mattathias Macabees
    Mattathias Macabees 4 months ago

    Is anyone smart enough to see this is all orchestrated... ANYONE????

  • Michelle Landreth
    Michelle Landreth 4 months ago

    Love you

  • SuperBullies1
    SuperBullies1 4 months ago

    We have a right to know that who is entering our Country. All those entering should be vetted. BUILD IT!

  • cyan pepper
    cyan pepper 4 months ago

    1 in 12 people. FCUK the US.

  • Aphyrius
    Aphyrius 4 months ago

    If he build the wall... And it's a BIG if... It will be his legacy.. 😀

  • Austin Scott
    Austin Scott 4 months ago

    TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

  • Salty Nate
    Salty Nate 4 months ago

    Trump does almost everything without approval

  • Wil Z
    Wil Z 4 months ago

    Over 3.5 has the favored odds LMAO

  • emm ill eee 1
    emm ill eee 1 4 months ago

    He only thinks steven miller was once human because of nomenclatural similarity.

  • Cody Arndt
    Cody Arndt 4 months ago

    steven is a hypocrite

  • Brian Lewis
    Brian Lewis 4 months ago

    Trump: " I am proud to shutdown the government."
    32% of America: " It's because of the Democrats."
    Me: 🤔 Trump ™+ border wall = free publicity

  • The Ace of Space
    The Ace of Space 4 months ago

    17,000! Wow seems like border security did a pretty good job >> so where is the need for wall?

    • The Ace of Space
      The Ace of Space 4 months ago

      Oh and to further I was turned away from Texas (yeah, I know, my bad) because the border officer said “you don’t have enough money for a six month holiday because I don’t have enough money for a six month holiday” and yes don’t worry about Mexicans, watch out for all those illegal Australians.. also don’t worry about confirming that statement with my online banking app.

  • Corster8
    Corster8 4 months ago

    Sad thing is, nobody there knows how to use the long s properly.

  • Andrez Hernandez
    Andrez Hernandez 4 months ago

    We just thug out the blood as Americans

  • Bo Magnussen
    Bo Magnussen 4 months ago

    I know this has been said before but for GODS SAKE shut the band leader up! Does Colbert owe him money or something? Why dont they tell him to shut up?
    And this is only because of his incoherent utterances. Not because jazz is shit. Although that doesnt help.

  • Edita1
    Edita1 5 months ago

    Colbert- do u know, making fun of terrorism makes u a murderer- accomplice- more than 3OO europeans died already, thanx to u & the likes of u.

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan 5 months ago

    More Stephen being in a boy band, please!

  • meh!
    meh! 5 months ago

    that would be great. I want to see Trump on Shark Tank.

  • Allan Hegyes
    Allan Hegyes 5 months ago

    The saddest fact is that 32% of those polled believe it's the Democrats fault, I guess that clip wasn't shown on Fox newz.

  • walter t hawman jr
    walter t hawman jr 5 months ago

    Trump, once again more than likely unknowingly has put himself in another legal investigation if anyone bothers to read the US Patriot Act of 2001: Section 802: Definition of a Domestic Terrorist, which states:
    SEC. 802. DEFINITION OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM.

    (a) DOMESTIC TERRORISM DEFINED- Section 2331 of title 18, United States Code, --

    the term `domestic terrorism' means activities that--
    `(A) involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State;
    `(B) appear to be intended--
    (`(i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population;
    )
    (`(ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion;)
    `(iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and

    `(C) occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States.'.
    So even if he is never tried for anything else, he could always be tried for Violating this law signed by his Republican predecessor on October 26th, 2001.
    If anyone bothered to actually read any of it, for that matter.

    • walter t hawman jr
      walter t hawman jr 5 months ago

      to take it even further, this schmuck cares nothing for anyone but himself.
      he claims the majority of those furloughed by the shutdown are democrats which is total and complete horseshit
      the shutdown affects everyone, directly and indirectly. The ones who will suffer the most are those furloughed who cannot pay their bills and then they have something else to deal with
      THEIR DAMAGED CREDIT REPORTS WHICH WILL FOLLOW THEM FOR ANYWHERE FROM SEVEN TO TEN YEARS BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WANTED TO PROVE TO THE COUNTRY (AND THE WORLD) HOW BIG OF A SELFISH ASSHOLE HE CAN BE!
      let alone the fact the number of those furloughed who cannot pay their car, mortgage, or student loan payments. Then they would be at risk of losing their home, their car, and what little of a tax refund they may have. Because of not paying their student loans when the student loan companies take it from them.
      Again, all because a selfish piece of shit and a completely inconsiderate human being, let alone a sorry excuse of a President wanted to be a dick towards democrats; thinking his base would support him regardless
      What an ass!

  • Jace T
    Jace T 5 months ago

    Let all the migrants in .
    There is plenty of room to put up tent cities in Yellow Stone and our other national parks.

  • Phil Bright
    Phil Bright 5 months ago +1

    Surprised audience isn't bleeting. Baa. Baa. 🐑

  • Djalaluddin Udin
    Djalaluddin Udin 5 months ago

    Mesemmm.

  • rosely covali
    rosely covali 5 months ago

    I observe and observe and I think democrats are mentally sick. And also Narcissists as their main Disorder. I think 🤔 they should be fired from the Government. They don’t add but resist everything!
    They like power and power. Now they found a powerful one by birth and libs can’t stop their tantrums.
    Unbelievable.

  • enigma mist
    enigma mist 5 months ago

    800 is lot tho. Kudos to border patrol.

  • zjohn
    zjohn 5 months ago

    Trump is the Master Media Manipulator and Has Free Rent 24/7 on the Late Show and Every Media Outlet. Everyone wants Prime Time and Trump is the King thanks to the Democrats. Keep up the Good Work

  • BoxOfGod
    BoxOfGod 5 months ago

    Why are politicians tolerated to lie openly without consequences? That has to stop. Put 2nd amendment to good use.

  • John Doe
    John Doe 5 months ago

    Tax returns for Wall!

  • mark nbris
    mark nbris 5 months ago

    FOOLED AGAIN, trumps nemesis- his mouth. 🤣🤣🤣 Colbert you're priceless.
    For everything else, Colbert.

  • Nick M
    Nick M 5 months ago

    Trump would never ask Shark Tank to pay for the wall. It’s middle-class and working poor tax payers who will pay for any wall he makes. Rich .. they aren’t going to pay for squat.

  • Zeke Castillo
    Zeke Castillo 5 months ago

    Trump 2020!!!

  • Carolyn Grinberg
    Carolyn Grinberg 5 months ago +2

    I still believe Trump is the greatest deterrent to illegal immigrants. "Hey, Guillermo, you still wanna sneak over the border and have HIM as a Presidente?" "No, Felipe - this Dreamer's dream just turned into a nightmare."

  • Barefoot Prof
    Barefoot Prof 5 months ago

    I am tired of being lied to by my own government. Shame on you Sarah.

  • Infinite Infinite Regression and Infinitesimal Progressions

    Trump just wants to be on primetime TV?
    No, Trump just wants to be a 'primate' on TV.

  • This Guy
    This Guy 5 months ago

    Trump 2020

  • humble servant
    humble servant 5 months ago

    Newcaravana comming now a lot of homeless and a lot of prostitution in this caravans 💘💗💝💌💖💞💕💓uf thats wirk for them they can stay in honduras

  • Ouroboros Studios
    Ouroboros Studios 5 months ago

    Who's the guy who keeps saying "yea"? It's extremely annoying.

  • G M
    G M 5 months ago

    i cant believe Stephen passed on an opportunity to make a "Smooth Criminal" reference with Joe.

  • Stoney Lonsome
    Stoney Lonsome 5 months ago

    Stephen makes some good points but, it's pointless in the current partisan environment to be honest. No matter what he says or how many stats and facts he has to back it up 90% of those who think differently will never hear it because everyone stays exclusively inside their partisan bubble getting feedback inside a closed loop specifically catered to what they already want to believe. News no longer informs it just reinforces whatever the current zeitgeist is within your respective bubble. And even if they did hear it, they wouldn't believe it- truth like fact gets lost inside all the partisan noise and becomes almost impossible to discern. is this valid information you're being presented or just more partisan bullshit? You really don't know until you go find out for yourself, and then you have to sort through thousands of sources, trying to find one that's truly unbiased and credible- it's a freakin nightmare. Even for someone willing to put in the work , someone with enough intelligence to sort through all the partisan noise and different groups with different agendas, it's fucking crazy.

  • B C
    B C 5 months ago

    A+Bi

  • Aska Martyr
    Aska Martyr 5 months ago

    Trump is the Best GOD Sent President in ALL of Human History,*
    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    *Cuz Donald Trump, IS a ReaL Genuine Christian & I BeLieve in Jesus & Trump!*
    *Only Satan's PeoPle are Opposers of David Dennison!!!*

  • marc bell
    marc bell 5 months ago

    Resign in exchange for no prosecution.

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 5 months ago

    THE FOOLISH LYING LEADER OF USA, MOUTH SAID HE IS PROUD TO SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT??? NOT DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!! ......FOOLISH REPUBLICANS...

  • Bonnie Robinson
    Bonnie Robinson 5 months ago

    Saw Trumps address. For the record "Yawn"

  • Chilliwack56
    Chilliwack56 5 months ago

    The timeline and increases in illegal immigration is interesting.....illegal immigration has been falling for years till it reached the lowest in over a decade shortly after Trump was elected. However since Trump started talking about his w

  • Tania McCartney
    Tania McCartney 5 months ago

    You just get better and better, Mr Colbert.

  • keigh d
    keigh d 5 months ago

    A stalemate cause by a malestate.

  • kelly Johnson
    kelly Johnson 5 months ago

    Dick Smothers in the Pilot Skit said: truth is what you get others to believe. Of course it was a joke but today it seems more like what some people think is the definition of ‘truth’ aka truthiness

  • Benhamslibrary
    Benhamslibrary 5 months ago

    You're awesome Stephen

  • fongule100
    fongule100 5 months ago

    Colbert just wants to be on primetime, that's why he lies for a glutenous living.

  • Jermaine Shan
    Jermaine Shan 5 months ago

    Colbert is hilarious

  • Robert Rijkers
    Robert Rijkers 5 months ago

    all of the above... guess there are going to be large walls to close off both coasts and more walls around the airports....

  • Adam Edward
    Adam Edward 5 months ago

    Sara stop huckin that sand

  • Geo H
    Geo H 5 months ago

    I Started A JoKe

  • Ian McPherson
    Ian McPherson 5 months ago

    This guy sounds best with the volume down really low. The poor souls who think he is funny or intelligent are just as delusional as he is.

    • Jonathan Hiatt
      Jonathan Hiatt 5 months ago

      Are you talking about Spanky Bonespurs McRussia?