Sean Patton - When Life Gives You Balls, Make Lemonade - This Is Not Happening

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  • Published on Feb 6, 2019
  • A confusing incident in which a man exposed himself to a teenage Sean Patton and his friends winds up having all kinds of unexpected consequences. (Contains strong language.)
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Comments • 705

  • HIJINX RC
    HIJINX RC Day ago

    Worst one ever

  • Question Your World

    Man, these guys suck at rolling... But they're still better than me. All I had were apples back in the day.

  • Ragnjórdvikr Fahlgren

    He looks so much different with a beard and a different hair cut its crazy

  • Sir. Smoke a lot
    Sir. Smoke a lot 3 days ago

    Sean Patton in this time period of his life he was high as balls son! If uuu ever get to see him ask him about his first times being in Comedy Central & ari

  • Dread Lunero
    Dread Lunero 3 days ago +1

    Hilarious 😂 Loved the crowd

  • Matthew Fulton
    Matthew Fulton 4 days ago

    Dude looks like artie lang before cocaine

  • Andrew Carroll11087
    Andrew Carroll11087 4 days ago

    I love him and Bert kreichler

  • Jon
    Jon 5 days ago +1

    The one guy laughing harder and louder than everyone else.... I want a supportive friend like that..

  • MrsPoodle78
    MrsPoodle78 5 days ago +1

    2:18, that's why we sealed them with honey. 90s kids for the win!

  • JaeDeeKae
    JaeDeeKae 5 days ago

    I hear The Price Is Right when they lose song Dah Dah Dahtohont thonnnnnnnnt

  • joeluns74
    joeluns74 6 days ago

    What an annoying laugh

  • Ai Cen
    Ai Cen 6 days ago

    That laughter gave this video dislikes

  • shug
    shug 6 days ago +2

    I love all the audience members giving that guy with the obnoxious laugh the stink eye :D
    C'mon man, he's having a good time. Let him live a bit.

  • Serena
    Serena 7 days ago

    I love the laughter in this. So lovely.

  • Cameron Pestel
    Cameron Pestel 8 days ago

    I always wondered what the guy who exposed himself to him and his friends was doing walking around in the middle of the night being weird it's a scenario straight out of a horror movie it's creepy as fuck, leave it to one of my all-time favorite comedians Sean Patton to turn this horrifying encounter into a hilarious stand up bit LMAO 😂 my theory that guy was the Devil in human form maybe his idea of a good vacation from his job in hell is to come to earth and go roaming around late at night to freak out stoned teenagers seems like something that asshole would do for fun lol hahaha 😂

  • Blake Shiv
    Blake Shiv 8 days ago

    When is the baby due Sean?

  • Will Thompkins
    Will Thompkins 8 days ago

    and then the whole ballsack clapped

  • TheMythCraft
    TheMythCraft 9 days ago

    a mary jane clarinet.


    awesome.

  • AEO Co
    AEO Co 9 days ago

    Enough of these overly long, drawn-out needless intros. I came here for the stand-up, not for a two-bit POS skit.

  • FPS.Russia.FTW
    FPS.Russia.FTW 11 days ago

    when he said the joke about down syndrome the woman behind him looked pissed af

  • soandso
    soandso 12 days ago

    At 10:30 you can see the woman get upset when he says “Down Syndrome” like she looks super blown

  • Ethos Music
    Ethos Music 13 days ago

    Who tf taught you how to roll a blunt? Who tf are you hanging out with that allows such nonsense and also cannot roll a blunt? This is a tragedy... #potrelateditisnotdebated

  • Thundernugget
    Thundernugget 13 days ago

    Whoever was laughing like that needs to be banned from all comedy shows

  • Lucas Mercier
    Lucas Mercier 13 days ago

    This was a full story

  • Jake
    Jake 15 days ago

    Bring back Ari Shafowitz

  • Mtcproductions 28
    Mtcproductions 28 16 days ago

    Why is Ronnie from the Jersey shore laughing so much?

  • Cole Herbst
    Cole Herbst 16 days ago

    Quick summary: Dude panders this entire set about balls.

  • Cannabro
    Cannabro 18 days ago +1

    I was so high, it took me five minutes to realize that Sean Patton and Patton Oswald are two different people.

    • CdtHager
      CdtHager 17 days ago

      Cannabro ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

  • Cannabro
    Cannabro 18 days ago

    Lemonade is stored in the balls.

  • william Miranda
    william Miranda 19 days ago

    HE HAD A MESSAGE

  • Galaxy Lion
    Galaxy Lion 19 days ago

    Who is that guy that laughs soo hard I hear him every single episode

  • Zach Mudafuqin Cobb
    Zach Mudafuqin Cobb 20 days ago

    How you fuck up rolling one blunt that many times....it's just sad

  • Soul -Z
    Soul -Z 20 days ago

    Dude does not know how to roll its not that hard..

  • Pebb Lo
    Pebb Lo 20 days ago

    He looks like if sky does Minecraft let himself go

  • no stop
    no stop 23 days ago

    That sure af isnt how you play a marijuana clarinet

  • Cha Boi
    Cha Boi 23 days ago

    Who was that woman in the back laughing every 3 seconds? Annoying. As. Shit.

  • bullybreedsaretops
    bullybreedsaretops 23 days ago

    Why does every one of these have some guy laughing like a jackass?

  • IAmBecomeJeff
    IAmBecomeJeff 24 days ago

    “God damnit...
    Should I go back there and give them a future?”

  • IAmBecomeJeff
    IAmBecomeJeff 24 days ago

    Jesus Christ that dudes laugh just got worse as the story went on

  • Son Of Batman523
    Son Of Batman523 25 days ago

    That one dudes laugh
    tvclip.biz/video/zu6RdWX5Vdg/video.html

  • Foxy Moxi
    Foxy Moxi 25 days ago +6

    I couldn’t listen the part about balls just hanging I skipped it hope didn’t miss anything important

  • T3hChaerlz
    T3hChaerlz 26 days ago

    LIke a young arty lang.. xDD

  • Robert McKinnon
    Robert McKinnon 27 days ago

    I’ve never that kinda issue with a blunt.

  • YCCCm7
    YCCCm7 27 days ago

    Really wish Sean would dial back the embellishment on his stories. Very interesting story, but the level of absurdity has me in legitimate disbelief. Great comedy. Just not what "This is not happening" is supposed to be about. I had reservations about his Cumin story as well, although that one undoubtedly had an amazing base to it.

  • Ian Sullivan
    Ian Sullivan 27 days ago +1

    Scared straight, the street version.

  • Alif Muhammad
    Alif Muhammad 27 days ago +1

    Sean Patton
    in
    The Artie Lange Story
    Coming Soon
    Rated Everything

  • Katana
    Katana 29 days ago

    I haven't laughed ike that in a long time. Well done sir.

  • Max Aggropop
    Max Aggropop 29 days ago

    sean patton is great. he should be in more things.

  • Donetta Lowe
    Donetta Lowe Month ago

    2:18 😔👎 I'm already irritated by listening to him try and describe how to roll a blunt This is highly disappointing for a cali boy😒

  • Kurt Kugel
    Kurt Kugel Month ago

    Sean is the most underrated comedian of our time. The man is a fucking genius.

  • Scotty miller
    Scotty miller Month ago

    Lmfao!! He looks and sounds like my Uncle Tony. Miss you Uncle . Resting in paradise

  • Tyler Tee
    Tyler Tee Month ago

    The laugh.

  • Oh Yeah Yeah
    Oh Yeah Yeah Month ago +1

    He completed his story too quick and then just said "its just balls" several times

  • Kelly Ann
    Kelly Ann Month ago

    He can not roll lol 😂

  • Wylona
    Wylona Month ago

    Look, I'm glad the guy behind him was having a good time but goddamn! At one point all I could think about was that I wonder if the girl next to him that he talks to is his girlfriend/wife. Imagine committing the rest of your life to listening to that laugh. Decades upon decades of loud, obnoxious "HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!"

  • Jose Gonzalez
    Jose Gonzalez Month ago

    He was cumin right at you guys. Stay safe man.

  • Logan Craig
    Logan Craig Month ago +1

    This guy looks like Q from impractical jokers

  • SlightlyWrong
    SlightlyWrong Month ago

    I laugh harder knowing that the woman in the background was offended by the down syndrome joke!

  • FightingChickenMan
    FightingChickenMan Month ago

    Chanel West coast in the front row

  • Tyler ZoSo
    Tyler ZoSo Month ago

    Anything Patton does is hilarious < 3

  • Jack MeHoff
    Jack MeHoff Month ago

    OMG... Does Zach galakanfikis know his brother has really really gay curly bangs?

  • kai manning
    kai manning Month ago +1

    Bet his friend said he should do comedy as a joke and he went with it, and he jus goes to every show to watch him flop, and he is the one laughing so loud.

  • kai manning
    kai manning Month ago

    He don't smoke....

  • GrizzlyShaq
    GrizzlyShaq Month ago

    Long dick Willy walks past
    Roy: what's your secret
    LDW: cheerios
    Smh

  • sidney moore
    sidney moore Month ago +3

    This guys laugh 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • Y Kal
    Y Kal Month ago

    new way to make a blunt lol

  • KraZe Elk
    KraZe Elk Month ago +3

    When life gives you balls, make cumin

  • CometTamer
    CometTamer Month ago

    I almost snotted iced tea listening to this story...fuck thats funny.

  • SquareB0t
    SquareB0t Month ago

    That was a religious experience

  • Kay D
    Kay D Month ago

    Sounds more like a gay orgy than a smoke sesh.

  • fullmetalpoison xx
    fullmetalpoison xx Month ago +1

    Good im not the only one tht heard tht horrible laugh lol

  • Ann Marie
    Ann Marie Month ago

    But also, money's good... and I'm into it... so please, give me some.

  • Ashleigh Holmes
    Ashleigh Holmes Month ago

    Starts at 1:10

  • Mister Bateman
    Mister Bateman Month ago

    There's only onedude laughing

  • Franz Kafka
    Franz Kafka Month ago

    9:48
    It’s cold 🥶 I’m scared

  • Ivaylo Katov
    Ivaylo Katov Month ago

    meh

  • DomSharpeXL
    DomSharpeXL Month ago

    Sean Patton is the only guest of this show to comeback and look worst

  • KamekoBruns
    KamekoBruns Month ago +1

    10:33. Black girl to his immediate right. She's having none of the "Down Syndrome" bit.

  • Ivano Violante
    Ivano Violante Month ago

    That fucking loud ass motherfucker laughing out loud in the back ruins the whole story,sometimes he ain’t even laughing at a punchline!!! Goddamn it he’s so annoying, and he’s in another couple videos as well..

  • Markus Staudt
    Markus Staudt Month ago

    Literally couldn't finish it because of the dudes laugh in the audience

  • Jonjon Vital
    Jonjon Vital Month ago

    That still in the closet laughing motherfuker needs to stfu

  • Vance Burger
    Vance Burger Month ago

    I really wanted to watch this but I had to turn it off 1 minute in because of that guys laugh. Jeeeesus

  • Indica Pine Acosta
    Indica Pine Acosta Month ago

    Wtf kinda shitty blunts were you smoking lmfao

  • Josh Hollon
    Josh Hollon Month ago

    Always the one asshole with the awful annoying laugh right beside the microphonenv

  • Tony Alicea
    Tony Alicea Month ago

    Intros gotta go man

  • Jake Chafin
    Jake Chafin Month ago

    That fucking irritating laugh ruined this for me

  • wvusmc
    wvusmc Month ago

    Joints > Blunts

  • Jake Estrada
    Jake Estrada Month ago

    favorite story

  • Michael Hoff
    Michael Hoff Month ago

    If you cut it with a razor... You... Are... A... BITCH... Thank You for Your Understanding... :)

  • Indie Sindie
    Indie Sindie Month ago

    OMG! This video was so boring, I couldn't watch the whole thing!!!!!

  • Matthew Gallo
    Matthew Gallo Month ago

    am i the only one thinkin sean was high as hell while telling this story?

  • I Just Shit My Pants

    How is this funny?

  • JTGTV
    JTGTV Month ago

    Y’all was high high

  • Jarred Howe
    Jarred Howe Month ago

    Sounds like he’s just shit at rolling blunts lol

  • Colonel Sanders
    Colonel Sanders Month ago

    Heheheheehahahaahahahahaha
    Hooohoohahahahahahahahhaa
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaha

  • Timothy Upshaw
    Timothy Upshaw Month ago +14

    The woman at 10:34 got so offended at the down syndrome joke . Relax lady its just a joke lol

    • YCCCm7
      YCCCm7 27 days ago +3

      My guess is she's known someone with the disorder and it's ruined the joke for her. That or she doesn't belong in a comedy club and took a wrong turn.

  • David E
    David E Month ago

    What's yo secret

  • McOwen Sauramba
    McOwen Sauramba Month ago

    Private sexy video 18+
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  • Postal Patriot556
    Postal Patriot556 Month ago

    You roll blunts wrong.

  • Dru Hake
    Dru Hake Month ago +29

    Wish this was still Ari's show...

    • HapticGamerHD
      HapticGamerHD 11 days ago

      Idiot

    • Einsi Bongo
      Einsi Bongo 12 days ago +1

      It's still his show, he's the producer

    • CdtHager
      CdtHager 17 days ago +1

      Dru Hake Big facts my guy, I fucking miss him