Sean Patton - When Life Gives You Balls, Make Lemonade - This Is Not Happening

  • Published on Feb 6, 2019
  • A confusing incident in which a man exposed himself to a teenage Sean Patton and his friends winds up having all kinds of unexpected consequences. (Contains strong language.)
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Comments • 430

  • Ulfar Jonsson
    Ulfar Jonsson Hour ago

    Is michael from rooster teeth just losing it in the audience?

  • daks5122
    daks5122 6 hours ago

    “Marijuana Ocarina” I think woulda been better.

  • John Doe
    John Doe 13 hours ago

    This guys hilarious.

  • Nick Dusek
    Nick Dusek 18 hours ago

    I knew when I got to the comment section I would see some hate on this guy's laugh, but honestly I didn't mind it. Lol and Sean Patton did a great job with timing some of his punch lines to work around the guy. Lol

  • darnizy
    darnizy Day ago

    We were challenged lmfao. Had to pull over that shit hit me

  • Adrian Cline-Bailey

    Brilliant story teller, mad funny, never heard of this guy before, new fan, lol

  • Nicholos Jones
    Nicholos Jones Day ago

    testimony, tell it man. never heard anything like it. wow. and u were mentality molested according to the law i think. dudes a pedifile. but i'm glad u've used tht experience to paid. evil happens,but it's there to test is and make us stronger.

  • Grayson G
    Grayson G Day ago

    this was inspiring

  • 2ndmoon
    2ndmoon Day ago +1

    I actually like the laugh in the background and there’s a good chance it’s Ari’s lol

  • Charles Weber
    Charles Weber Day ago

    My new favorite person..

  • R0b0saurus Rex
    R0b0saurus Rex Day ago

    If you havent watched this video yet skip to 1:00 cuz these mutherfuckers always ruin a punchline... WHY!!!!????

  • M B
    M B Day ago

    That laugh made it even better lmao fuck the haters lol

  • s.carolina
    s.carolina Day ago

    The Best Deez nuts story ever 😂.. kinda gay tho...

  • PowdaToastFace Killah

    Everyone from Louisiana must think of life as split into pre and post Katrina

  • Youtube University
    Youtube University 2 days ago

    Razor blade? Falls out.....angry? Yeah you smoke blunts....and play with girls "sandbags" aaalll the time.

  • Michelle Darkly
    Michelle Darkly 2 days ago

    Do you think fat shaming can work for other comedians the way it worked for Tom Segura? So many talented fatties die young, it would be a shame to lose another one.

  • Zack
    Zack 2 days ago

    Bring back ARI as host...

  • Chaz Danielle
    Chaz Danielle 2 days ago

    "we were challenged"

  • dailyvlogfan92
    dailyvlogfan92 2 days ago

    Okay, i do enjoy most of these and i find them pretty funny. But this may be the person who made me laugh the most.

  • TheSeeohhdee
    TheSeeohhdee 2 days ago

    homeboy with the annoying laugh needs to tone it the fuck down

  • nate dogg
    nate dogg 3 days ago

    The ending 😂😂

  • kurai shinzou
    kurai shinzou 3 days ago

    I dont like roy wood jr.

  • solomon gros I
    solomon gros I 3 days ago

    Greatest comedian from Louisiana

  • Onemancantwo
    Onemancantwo 3 days ago

    Sean has inspired me to give someone else a "future"

  • lar har
    lar har 3 days ago

    thumbnail looks like a spasticated brendan fraser

  • mike benoit
    mike benoit 3 days ago

    Not funny....
    Also.. Not a Large shirt.. You're a 2X homie

  • Theo Skourtis
    Theo Skourtis 3 days ago

    Is that Ari's laugh in the background that is so intensely annoying?

  • G1RR0X
    G1RR0X 3 days ago

    gotta take my balls for a walk xD IM DEAD LMFAO

  • ADZ bros
    ADZ bros 3 days ago

    Someone should make a animation of this

  • jose tafolla
    jose tafolla 4 days ago

    Sean Patton has the most punchable face

  • Mazeoftorment
    Mazeoftorment 4 days ago

    Very unfunny...

  • Advaith Pillai
    Advaith Pillai 4 days ago

    anyone notice male Janice??

  • Juan Laris
    Juan Laris 4 days ago

    Omg ROFL he good omg haha

  • Matt Blanco
    Matt Blanco 4 days ago +1

    Ive rolled many blunts in my time. There were many years when that's all I did. NEVER ONCE did I have the problem described.

  • David Reed
    David Reed 4 days ago

    How many times did he say the word"Balls"? Would love to see a comp of all the times he said "Balls" cut together

  • Christian Difelice
    Christian Difelice 4 days ago

    I feel like I shouldn't be able to hear the people with horrible laughs in the crowd

  • Jazmin Albertie
    Jazmin Albertie 4 days ago

    We were challenged 😂😂

  • Mateusz Janik
    Mateusz Janik 4 days ago

    god that laugh ruins it

  • Red Ericson
    Red Ericson 4 days ago

    Now, if I see this guy on the news...

  • B Dean
    B Dean 4 days ago +1

    and that man was louis ck

  • InfantGoose6565
    InfantGoose6565 4 days ago

    Whoever that idiot is with the obnoxious laugh needs to be KOed.

  • Big Mac
    Big Mac 4 days ago

    10:28 Lmao the lady in the bottom right is visibly in anguish

    CK CRAZZYKING 5 days ago

    De da deee 😂😂😂😂😂

  • bee elle
    bee elle 5 days ago

    holy fuck that dude's laughter is SO obnoxious

  • Jon H
    Jon H 5 days ago

    I work in mental health with people who have downs syndrome and I'm really fucking tired of comedians using the word "retarded"
    Yeah, you don't have to change your language because I listen to you and it hurts my patients feelings.
    I support free speech but I am done listening to your videos and podcasts.

  • Amv Nation
    Amv Nation 5 days ago

    3:17 the fuck you doin smoking or playing a pipe XD

  • voher
    voher 5 days ago

    not interested. 235th thumbs down

  • MyWyfe 22
    MyWyfe 22 5 days ago

    Who else had to stop watching because of that laugh? Sheesh

  • Michael Gilbert
    Michael Gilbert 5 days ago

    That laughing has to be fake.

  • Crazy accurance
    Crazy accurance 5 days ago

    13:46 that laugh tho

  • mersaless
    mersaless 5 days ago

    Oh my please more of him that was hilarious beyond a doubt

  • orry townes
    orry townes 5 days ago

    You're an idiot if you have that kind of trouble with blunts.

  • FMPcrash
    FMPcrash 5 days ago

    the guy in the front row had me laughing mo0re

  • Eric Owen
    Eric Owen 5 days ago

    I want to bitch about his blunt skills. But I do the exact same thing. Ive never rolled a good blunt and i'm almost 40.

  • JrOW 908
    JrOW 908 5 days ago

    Like a pard of cackiling hyenas

  • Jake Harper
    Jake Harper 5 days ago

    the guy in the front laughing jesus Christ please never go to a show again

  • Eric Wilsey
    Eric Wilsey 5 days ago

    I thought for sure his belly button was going to eat the microphone cord.

  • Exo Grime
    Exo Grime 5 days ago

    I've watched comedy central for years, after the shit they pulled with this show and ari, I'm done supporting their platform. Netflix has better content for comedy now anyway.

  • TheRudeTree
    TheRudeTree 5 days ago

    I don't like this one as much as when he talks about cumin but that could be that he looks like a child and a molester at the same time here but idk

  • Raymon Blodgett
    Raymon Blodgett 5 days ago

    It was hard to get into the comedy with that guy chackling in the background like a wounded seal.

  • SnackPatrol
    SnackPatrol 5 days ago

    Roy Wood doesn't have the same energy/dark sense of humor of Ari but I guess he's doing the best he can. He's obv. not terrible but I sincerely miss Ari and his insane intros.

  • Adam Frederick
    Adam Frederick 5 days ago

    that dudes laugh ruined it for me, stopped the video 6 mins in cuz i couldn't fuckin take it anymore

  • Logan Burnette
    Logan Burnette 5 days ago

    The sketches are even worse since Roy took over

  • Caleb Johnston
    Caleb Johnston 5 days ago

    I can't fucking breathe.... had to pause it multiple times

  • Orin Paul Popelka
    Orin Paul Popelka 6 days ago

    1:05 You're welcome. I miss Ari.

  • The Jackass Linguist

    Hey guys, idk if you got it the first 7 times, but it was balls...not a dick and balls

  • Kom Rook Met My
    Kom Rook Met My 6 days ago

    This story just exemplifies the reason why pipes are far superior to joints and blunts.

  • KH 47
    KH 47 6 days ago

    Air drop them a pic of your balls then😂

  • Human Being of Planet Earth

    learn how to roll a proper blunt jesus christ

  • Steven Macharius
    Steven Macharius 6 days ago


  • John Wick
    John Wick 6 days ago

    It's 3am and I'm running out of This is not Happening

  • acousticfixation
    acousticfixation 6 days ago

    Strip club haaaaa!!😂😅😂

  • Heather Burton
    Heather Burton 6 days ago

    This dude is fucking hilarious!!

  • haze bluntman
    haze bluntman 6 days ago

    Worst one ever

  • TastyBreastMilk
    TastyBreastMilk 6 days ago +1

    11 minutes too long

  • Progamer1013
    Progamer1013 6 days ago

    Great story, but the one idiot laughing way too loud like a moron at every other word was driving me nuts.

  • John  Davis
    John Davis 6 days ago

    I lost interest from the start when he started trying to relate with smokers with a untreatable story about blunts.... I have never in my life saw a rolled blunt come unraveled and all the weed fall out on the ground ever.... Dude is full of shit- these are supposed to be true stories that happend to comedians- this guy obviously made this shit up...

    • John  Davis
      John Davis 6 days ago

      +ordude123 the point of this show is that its supposed to be real true stories that happend.... This guy is obviously a fake-

    • ordude123
      ordude123 6 days ago

      John Davis even if its made up it doesnt matter dont take shit so seriously dude

  • Robbie T. Campbell
    Robbie T. Campbell 6 days ago

    that asshole laughin in the background literally ruined his entire set. that was so rude, and you should see sean losing his cool and trying to work thru it. i actually wonder if that man has a mental handicap or was of special needs for him not go after him like as if he was being heckeled cause he basically was...

  • Lucien Around
    Lucien Around 6 days ago

    That's why you never use a blade to open a blunt

  • Ap Rh
    Ap Rh 6 days ago

    "It was just balls okay? Now think about just balls for a second, I know you have been since I brought it up."

  • R.Gonzalez
    R.Gonzalez 6 days ago

    Give Ari his show back!! disliked

  • Jordan I-colts
    Jordan I-colts 6 days ago

    That laugh! I'm 99.9% sure it's the 70s pedo-mustache guy... center background... leftish alil.

  • Lorett 711
    Lorett 711 6 days ago

    The chick at 10:3 didnt like the down syndrome joke. Lulz

  • Corl Franco
    Corl Franco 6 days ago

    weed shrinks your balls and lowers your testosterone levels

    • John  Davis
      John Davis 6 days ago

      Something has shrunk your brain if you believe that lol-

  • JA Parker
    JA Parker 6 days ago

    Oh that was him who did that to me, thanks man now I need theapy.

  • Patrick Keefe
    Patrick Keefe 6 days ago

    We have a distinct laugher

  • Jake Picard
    Jake Picard 6 days ago

    That like to dislike ratio though, nice. This guy is coming up.

  • Jake Picard
    Jake Picard 6 days ago

    Damn this guy is funny

  • ChrisP INFJ
    ChrisP INFJ 6 days ago +1

    whoever disliked this is an ass. it was great.

    • ChrisP INFJ
      ChrisP INFJ 5 days ago +1

      +John Davis to speculate someones taste in anything based off of one example or interaction with anything or anyone, is why fools dont get far in life. for one, George Carlin is in my opinion one of the greatest comedians of all time. also i specifically have infj in my name. since you have no idea whom you are speaking with i also know you know nothing about other humans psyche. if you had you'd have known what the INFJ part of my name entails you wouldnt have wrote anything. furthermore when you have someone who you would like to succeed, you must in this day and age promote them. and in this case it would be a good comment and a like on the video. so next time you feel you need to open your mouth, i wouldn't. maybe you should keep it shut and observe more.

    • John  Davis
      John Davis 6 days ago

      You're taste in comedy is sub par....

  • Las Musas Boutique
    Las Musas Boutique 6 days ago

    This season is starting a lil' slow... Meh

  • Curse
    Curse 6 days ago


  • wasteland viking
    wasteland viking 6 days ago

    Clearly could NOT roll a blunt properly....

  • Magpul Maniac
    Magpul Maniac 6 days ago

    Who was that fucking donkey laughing.

  • MotorLicker
    MotorLicker 7 days ago

    Skip to 1:08 fuck this unfunny show thief

  • FURinTeeth
    FURinTeeth 7 days ago


  • -Don’t- tap on the Fox


  • -Don’t- tap on the Fox

    Tear tear

  • -Don’t- tap on the Fox

    I’ve never had problems with blunts like that 😂 a tear at most

  • Brandon Knott
    Brandon Knott 7 days ago

    Shout out Ari Shaffir

  • Jamie Deakin
    Jamie Deakin 7 days ago

    this guys so funny!