Sean Patton - When Life Gives You Balls, Make Lemonade - This Is Not Happening

  • Published on Feb 6, 2019
  • A confusing incident in which a man exposed himself to a teenage Sean Patton and his friends winds up having all kinds of unexpected consequences. (Contains strong language.)
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Comments • 859

  • ghetto Doughnut
    ghetto Doughnut 12 hours ago

    this dude in the audience is so annoying

  • Pandahz
    Pandahz 3 days ago

    You kids must have been terrible at rolling a blunt

  • D C
    D C 3 days ago

    The last 7 minutes or so kind of ruined it should have just stuck to the story

  • Kyle Hendershot
    Kyle Hendershot 5 days ago

    Am I the only one that used to think/still thinks that he's standing with the crowd surrounding him vs a mirror? And the gold thing is just a pole.

  • Thomas Tolson
    Thomas Tolson 5 days ago


  • APeZ_CBo 85
    APeZ_CBo 85 6 days ago

    Funny ass story😂

  • B
    B 6 days ago

    trying to eat during this is very very challenging

  • Max Vigil
    Max Vigil 6 days ago

    that one fucking dude obnoxiously laughing ruins this

  • Live Lively
    Live Lively 7 days ago

    This. One. Guy. Won’t. Laugh. Normally. And I want his head.

  • Michael Barnard
    Michael Barnard 7 days ago

    They met satan 😂

  • Gage Foreman
    Gage Foreman 10 days ago

    ope I found the dumbass laughing

  • Gage Foreman
    Gage Foreman 10 days ago

    Damn I wonder if I can get through this with that annoying ass laugh

  • Blizzy
    Blizzy 14 days ago

    Is that jimmy tatro in the background lol

  • 00Alexis11
    00Alexis11 20 days ago

    When he does the down syndrome bit, you can see the woman behind him to the right just goes "ah fuck man, why did you have to go there?" Was hilarious

  • blacksmith bones
    blacksmith bones 22 days ago +1

    Famous last words I’m sorry

  • Spencer Biver
    Spencer Biver 23 days ago

    Sean: "Balls...."
    Obnioxous asshole with the hyena laugh: " HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW"

  • Spencer Biver
    Spencer Biver 23 days ago

    He reminds me of John Belushi!

  • Nyrone Moseley
    Nyrone Moseley 27 days ago +3

    “Marijuana Clarinet” is the most underrated joke of this story. Smokers know.

  • WitherWolf33
    WitherWolf33 27 days ago

    "Balls are like a manatee in a hammock."

  • BoyofWar
    BoyofWar 27 days ago

    Should I go back there and give these kids a future... wtf

  • Andromeda Kai
    Andromeda Kai 28 days ago

    I can't tell who's high

  • Ken Stoeg
    Ken Stoeg 28 days ago

    That dude laughing! His best laugh was at 11:30.

  • TurtleIsSlow2469
    TurtleIsSlow2469 28 days ago

    As good as this is.... and it is great.... that loud laughing fuck stick needs to be horse whipped.... HAw, Haw,Haw HAw hAW,HAWWWWWWW. mother fu...@&er

  • Robustus
    Robustus 29 days ago

    I worked at a convenience store in college and this guy (probably pledging a frat) comes in and at some point took out his balls and then walks around the corner so I could see. He walked around a bit but never came up to the counter. Pussy...

  • Alex Ayers
    Alex Ayers 29 days ago

    Hi I’m Sean Patton and this is my Ted Talk

  • Drada
    Drada 29 days ago +1

    Man who was rolling his blunts in the squad. My boy gets a perfect backwood in 3 minutes

  • B4lli5tix channel
    B4lli5tix channel Month ago

    That guy needs to chill at 13:45 no cap

  • nickgavis0305
    nickgavis0305 Month ago

    lol I remember learning how to roll blunts. Now they’re so tight and perfect

  • Derek McKeever
    Derek McKeever Month ago

    13:46 "he made me experience high tide"

  • Kratos
    Kratos Month ago

    So your entire career is based off of seeing a man's balls.

  • IcyMidnight
    IcyMidnight Month ago

    1:07 for the start

  • Doug
    Doug Month ago

    The best.

  • Irene B
    Irene B Month ago +1

    I love that guy's laugh! So genuine

  • Samy
    Samy Month ago

    Seeing him without the beard is weird

  • Pilot Folofolots
    Pilot Folofolots Month ago

    I want that man to show up at his house and act like a proud father

  • Obamathanosgoku -Obamanosoku the final memélord

    Patton: *Pauses for effect*

  • christian wheatcraft

    is this artie langes son?

  • FOxXyYgRaMpA
    FOxXyYgRaMpA Month ago

    I’ve never had that many issues rolling a blunt. Ever

    BAD FORM Month ago

    the guy laughing in audience makes me not want to watch this.

  • Vlerden Smoid
    Vlerden Smoid Month ago

    Peter Andre really let himself go

  • Alex Muir
    Alex Muir Month ago

    Sean patton needs to write some movies. Love the way he thinks

  • IronRyan
    IronRyan Month ago

    Yo the new episode of stranger things is getting weird!

  • Hunter Kennedy
    Hunter Kennedy Month ago


  • Jackson The Epic
    Jackson The Epic Month ago


  • Astral Projection
    Astral Projection Month ago

    Lmao! This one killed me

  • Kablou
    Kablou Month ago

    Learn how to roll a blunt

  • Gary Howard
    Gary Howard Month ago

    blunt roll game is garbage....

  • Kevin Martin
    Kevin Martin 2 months ago

    I really wish he said “blunt trumpet”

    • Balak Hook
      Balak Hook 2 months ago

      I was thinking flute haha!

  • Rachel W
    Rachel W 2 months ago +1

    Underrated. This is one of the most original and hilarious stories ever on this show.

  • thatguy473
    thatguy473 2 months ago

    Sounds like Chad Williams

  • Demetri Wayne
    Demetri Wayne 2 months ago

    jumped into the top ten for sure

  • AnointedFlow
    AnointedFlow 2 months ago


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    Look st his eyes, he's high af.

    JOHN XIE 2 months ago

    Now I know why I am here. Nobody showed me his balls.

  • Mišo Deák
    Mišo Deák 2 months ago

    This guy looks like how Artie Lange could look like if he didn't destroy his life.

  • asdf asdf
    asdf asdf 2 months ago

    such confidence to perform without any front teeth

  • Pat Power
    Pat Power 2 months ago

    ball cleavage mall breast

  • Jillian Glazar
    Jillian Glazar 2 months ago

    He's so cute

  • Bimbop
    Bimbop 2 months ago

    F😠CK that loud laugher, who needs to steal attention away from the person who spent time crafting a show bec they have a black hole in their soul needing validation. Sitting in the audience like "everyone is looking at me right? Everyone is interested in me sitting at a show, right?" Same douche is instagraming pics of what he ate for breakfast. Ugh.

  • Joseph Griffin
    Joseph Griffin 2 months ago

    I love how u can hear roy laughin in the background

  • Andrea Brooklyn
    Andrea Brooklyn 2 months ago

    And I oop! I thought you we're Thomas Dale, but gained weight. Lol

  • Yatty Yat
    Yatty Yat 2 months ago

    Mr Ignatius J Reilly of the 21st century

  • Jeffrey Phillip
    Jeffrey Phillip 2 months ago

    Jesus that dude needs to stop laughing he's ruining it...

  • Justin Flynn
    Justin Flynn 2 months ago

    This *fool did not grow up in Nor-Cal. We smoke our weed.

  • jd stuart
    jd stuart 2 months ago

    Anyone see that stupid bitch go from laughing to pissed when he referred to balls as a down syndrome person waving at you lol made me laugh harder seeing her reaction

  • TrueBueno
    TrueBueno 2 months ago

    I know any of my friends wouldve thrown a rock or something at them balls.

  • Zachary Mahoney
    Zachary Mahoney 2 months ago

    Yo I can roll a blunt for u nd get u fucked up homeboy lol

  • Dirty Red
    Dirty Red 2 months ago

    After 7 minutes and I have not laughed or smiled yet...

  • Sneeze Music
    Sneeze Music 2 months ago

    bro can't pearl for shit

  • Lily Bolanos
    Lily Bolanos 2 months ago +4

    This is literally the funniest thing I've heard in a long time

  • NiinaChu
    NiinaChu 2 months ago

    white people have an interesting way of smoking blunts

  • Shawn Garcia
    Shawn Garcia 2 months ago +3

    Sean Patton is Jack Black’s cool cousin 😎

  • AustJohnz
    AustJohnz 2 months ago

    I literally can't watch this because of the fucking ostrich man they have laughing in the audience

  • Cyler Sala
    Cyler Sala 2 months ago

    I'm 14, and well I'd be the guy to think he has a message, and I don't even do drugs lol.

  • Nicholi White
    Nicholi White 2 months ago

    Great fucking story