Don't Even Try To Out Stupid Donald Trump

  • Published on Jul 26, 2018
  • Trump and the EU's tariff reciprocation is as much a trade war as a competition of 'anything you can do, I can do dumber.'
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Comments • 5 286

    SEBASTIAN HJORTH 14 hours ago

    I love mr Colbert ! He sounds just like Trump! I am sitting here in Sweden laughing my ass off!!

  • Acerbic Pedant
    Acerbic Pedant 17 hours ago

    Of course Orange Julius Caesar supports farmers. He always sounds like he's plowed, and his tenure has been a harrowing experience. And no one spreads what comes out of a horse's ass better than he.

  • Raleigh Brecht
    Raleigh Brecht Day ago

    If we're dragged back into a Great Depression, how many of you will even doubt that will trigger an impeachment because he'll get away with whatever at this point!

  • Jesse F
    Jesse F Day ago +1

    It is surprising that trump is not tearing down the Lincoln memorial erecting statues of himself in its place.

  • Ferdorski
    Ferdorski Day ago

    Hey Steve the asswipe-and -CNN-HEADS UP! You are on the edge of extinction-but listen to this advice-people and organizations can CHANGE their minds and views in an instant- it's permissible in the news game to outright confess to the population of at least 235 watchers, that you have been wrong and apologize for your biased and fake news reporting and salvage some of your reputation.It is critical for your existence because MSNBC has almost TWICE the viewers that you have-almost 450-come on CNN beat them to the punch and fess up for your sins! You have the chance of being # 2----- {helpful hint for survival" get rid of Pooper}Steve-just go away.

  • Andrew Champy
    Andrew Champy 3 days ago

    Why does every Apple ad and every Google ad have the most annoying and shitty song?

  • Allen Rodgers
    Allen Rodgers 3 days ago +2

    This is the result of putting an idiot in charge of the United states PERIOD!

    MULEYZ 5 days ago


  • levi ridge
    levi ridge 6 days ago


    • Andrew1237
      Andrew1237 Day ago

      levi ridge 9500 lies over 4 years anyone who believes him is stupid that’s the truth

  • Larry Tyler
    Larry Tyler 7 days ago

    People who dislike Trump are people that were not born naturally ! Their mothers were impregnated by Pigs and when their mothers shit , Trump haters coming crawling out of the feces! I send you all Cancer Demons! Enjoy!

  • Frostbite76
    Frostbite76 8 days ago

    Orange man bad

  • Dennis walter Ibañez borda

    All celebrities are stupid

  • Rey Marion Cabag
    Rey Marion Cabag 13 days ago

    Listening to this guy would not benefit mankind at all..full of negatives...he is paid by people who wants chaos..look at him...he always and disrespect his own president..

  • tristan Subasic
    tristan Subasic 14 days ago

    Us Middle class voted for Donald Trump. Donald Trump is stupid. So US middle class is stupid...

  • geoff dearth
    geoff dearth 16 days ago

    Be Cool? Didn't know DJT was an Elmore Leonard fan.

  • Purple Rain
    Purple Rain 19 days ago +1

    No one can out stupid dump he is in a class by his dumb self.

  • Sean Newhouse
    Sean Newhouse 20 days ago

    Again they're STOOOpid party's admitted LITERALLY to wanting to keep it all going they know what they're doing (confusion or no confusion) threatening others & they're families inc mine etc. Trump got a YUUUUUGE attitude towards me in late 2017 & I don't even know what I did!! It all goes back to him..

  • Frank B
    Frank B 20 days ago

    Trumutardal nonsense another tweet. Rump can not be outstupideded !

  • sativa shiva
    sativa shiva 20 days ago

    This is so much more relevant today than it was a year ago. How much worse it's gotten in such a short amount of time. Debt ceiling growing. Why work when the dollar isnt worth shit.

  • Frosty
    Frosty 21 day ago

    I think you are the real dumbass here buddy have some respect you try to be a presedent for a day and you will understand Trump is a terribly misunderstood man a man who does everything for the betterment of others he works insane hours under extreme stress just to donate his pay to charity and make millions of great highpaying stable jobs yet people still hate him for it for the mistakes he made a long time ago that he appologized for dozens of times.

  • Midnight Tears
    Midnight Tears 21 day ago

    They great a problem for themselves actually... No one of us is giving a damn..
    Imagine someone walking while someone throwing rocks at him.
    Then they expect you to shut up.

  • jim thomas
    jim thomas 21 day ago

    Colberts smarter than a bag full of dildos....but thats all

  • Rebecca Rakuza
    Rebecca Rakuza 22 days ago

    Did he really blow on a cup of water??? Lmao idk why that's the stupidest thing that stood out to me..... Why do we charge taxes on trade, if we're charging on top of trading isn't it not trade anymore? Like we don't get screwed on taxes enough once commodity reached the US now we're going to get double and triple fucked before it even gets here

  • FreshPrince
    FreshPrince 22 days ago

    More corporation are going outta business under Trump administration than ever before...

  • tarrker
    tarrker 23 days ago

    0:18 - Is it just me or, does Colbert look like he's presenting an older version of himself? :P

  • matthew lupton
    matthew lupton 23 days ago

    Around 2:10 it sounded like 😖president trump is saying God bless the United shates???? Get your mind out of the gutter wash it and then maybe we will see some semblance of sanity.😒

  • The Scooter
    The Scooter 23 days ago

    It would be a monumental feat if anyone did manage to out stupid Donald Trump.

  • Michael Tipton
    Michael Tipton 23 days ago

    Trump 20/20

  • claire bigelow
    claire bigelow 23 days ago

    there is NOTHING in the UNIVERSE as STUPID as Trump......

  • Nevuah Gallery
    Nevuah Gallery 23 days ago

    This country should not tolerate another 4 years of this Unstable Genius and his tangerine skin suit in the Oval Office.

  • Max Ra
    Max Ra 24 days ago

    Haha !!!! These people who are watching this guy program are really dumb !!! He thinks he is fooling everyone!!!!

  • HGH
    HGH 24 days ago

    Typical liberal Trump bashing, getting old.

  • Customer Service
    Customer Service 24 days ago

    Mueller Time lol

  • cryptghost
    cryptghost 24 days ago

    LOL. Donald Trump. The first person to be a US President and a Billionaire💰.
    Being called "stupid" by the minorities collecting welfare checks, in the TVclip comment section.

    Spend less time on TVclip and more time clipping diaper coupons for little Daquan. 😂😂😂

  • Storm Clarke
    Storm Clarke 25 days ago

    All I can think abt it "countrty"

  • Jeff riley
    Jeff riley 25 days ago


  • Dirty dog
    Dirty dog 25 days ago

    This is comments section.... Be cool

  • Zapdog
    Zapdog 26 days ago

    With how much you have to rely on Trump-bashing for views, you’ve already done it.

  • Barbara Brinkmeyer
    Barbara Brinkmeyer 27 days ago

    Visualize golden prison bars bearing the name, "TRUMP".

  • Jesse Ihaia
    Jesse Ihaia 27 days ago

    His supporters are some of the most stubborn and willfully ignorant people ever, no matter what bad decision he makes or what stupid shit he says they'll support to the end, so dumb.

  • Lukas Trece
    Lukas Trece Month ago

    The king of the dumb

  • Harry Potter
    Harry Potter Month ago

    So? what should we do to them? (the Trump Supporters) kill them?

  • Betty Kolaiti
    Betty Kolaiti Month ago

    Wow the left propaganda

  • Mikaela Helsing
    Mikaela Helsing Month ago

    God, save America from that stupid screaming carrot!

  • Donald J. Trump
    Donald J. Trump Month ago

    I mean I am the best at everything, including some not so great things. But I'm still rich.

  • DragonSky Lords
    DragonSky Lords Month ago

    The black-wrestler president in Idiocracy was a composite of Obama and Trump. Your presidents are obnoxious buffoons and thugs. They are preselected, not elected. You're forced to vote on rigged machines with no paper trail. Who's counting the votes?

  • DragonSky Lords
    DragonSky Lords Month ago

    When will people realize the entire presidential election is a rigged farce and these psychopaths, thugs and buffoons have been preselected years in advance? Why do you think Obama had TWO AUTOBIOGRAPHIES published when he was a nobody with nothing to say in his early 30s? A 10 year old could hack and rig the software in the paperless, unauditable voting machines to "flip" the votes. Who counts them? Wake up people.

  • tobber08
    tobber08 Month ago

    Colbert, you are just not funny, or entertaining. Try your quips while parking valet cars.

  • Leander
    Leander Month ago

    Im not pro trump but whats with the sitcom laughs that stop immediately when he starts speaking?

  • خضر 313
    خضر 313 Month ago

    Only person that can out stupid Trump is Brazilian president Bolsonaro

  • Paul Osterberg
    Paul Osterberg Month ago

    China bought up all the soy bean futures before the tariffs kicked in. Stupid Trump

  • Alex Hoo
    Alex Hoo Month ago

    U.S. drop barriers? What about the barrier Trump wants to put up between the U.S. and Mexico?

  • Steven Horton
    Steven Horton Month ago


  • Just Human
    Just Human Month ago +1

    Think of all the things that the white house maintenance crew need to do after the dumpf and his vermin leave. They will have to fumigate the entire building, burn down the pig sty where the pig slept, because there is no salvaging that. Reconstruct it from scratch, and de bug the oval office for russian bugs. Dumpf and his criminal brood had better move out six months prior to the new president moving in.

  • Raffin mena
    Raffin mena Month ago

    I had been a pretty regular fan of Mr.Colbert; even though
    his sense of humor is sometimes hard to find. But with his Bernie Sanders’ characterization
    and age issue, he just lost all my appreciation for his unfunny and every day
    less relevant program. He really messed and fucked it up badly. It’s
    not just a matter whether Mr. Sanders is fit for office at his 70+ years old.
    Actually, an issue that doesn’t bother us voters, and recent polls can’t be more
    illustrative. It’s his lack of decency, taste, stile, graciousness, towards Mr.
    Sanders that really have offended a lot of people like myself that being in the
    seventies, don’t see why this has to be a matter of stupid jokes and put down. There are ways to criticize and oppose a
    candidate for office, but Mr. Colbert’s style is not one of them. Actually, it
    really stinks.

  • Teboho Moloi
    Teboho Moloi Month ago

    Be cool

  • George
    George Month ago

    I was at a party for our "Elite Republicans of South Carolina" group last night in Columbia. I can barely type from the hangover, but what a night!!!!! We filmed a dwarf wearing a Trump mask dry humping every female leg at the event. I've never drank that much in my life. What a great celebration. Knowing your party is going to control your State for at least the next 50 years is such a good feeling, you have to let loose and enjoy it! Trump 2020, and FOREVER!!

  • Maritza Ortiz
    Maritza Ortiz Month ago

    I guess you have material to last you for a while, nothing else you can find that’s funny then just bashing the president! I didn’t see you
    Bash the Clinton’s or Obama, when they were in office, But I guess you are on their payroll, reel the people in day in and day out until
    Everyone is singing the same song!

  • Ted Tates
    Ted Tates Month ago

    1:57 don don learnt this one from the cheerleader squad in the NBA

  • Julio Ayala
    Julio Ayala Month ago

    This man is an embarrassment to all Americans and the laughing stock to the rest of the world. Pity he will resign to save his children and avoid going to jail. Lock them all up!

  • Joseph Endreola
    Joseph Endreola Month ago +3

    I think it would be funny if Twitter deleted Trump’s account.

  • Maxim Vlk
    Maxim Vlk Month ago

    well as a big peanut butter fan: the prices for peanut butter here in germany are really high since the tariffs :-(

  • Dale Gervais
    Dale Gervais Month ago

    Wow, what a place to master-bate deamoncrat hate. You use to be funny.

  • Josef Heilburger
    Josef Heilburger Month ago +1

    Literally everywhere outside of the US Trump is a laughing stock, how can most Americans not clearly see this?

  • Josef Heilburger
    Josef Heilburger Month ago

    I've noticed that whenever any Trumptards try to defend him against actual logic, facts and evidence they just use the "fake news" and "ur just brainwashed" cards, because they don't have any other argument. Such stupidity, I honestly feel bad for you intelligent Americans out there for having to share a country with such Gremlins.

  • Hold my grapejuice-

    *Im just sitting here in the UK,sipping my tea.*

  • ivybaby66
    ivybaby66 Month ago dog makes a better impression than trump!!

  • Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.

    Trump must really love farmers because he sure enjoys spreading his manure around.

  • Urmy Sunn Sunnrrff
    Urmy Sunn Sunnrrff Month ago

    We are most recently being told by Donald Trump and Republicans not to trust Mr. McCabe because McCabe is a liar. Lol!
    If you ask who can Americans trust more? A can unequivocally, with no doubt say, I trust the FBI, Mueller, McCabe, Comey, Media,. All our Experienced Military General's more than Donald Trump, Graham, McConnell and any other Republican that stands up and backs up Donald Trump's bold face lies.
    The truth is Donald Trump Kryptonite.

  • Ivanov Vasilievich
    Ivanov Vasilievich Month ago

    Orange Man Bad?
    Uhuh, Okay.

  • 37Dionysos
    37Dionysos Month ago

    New tariffs on solar panels from China. America will be dragged only kicking and screaming into the future beyond oil. It's for your own good, people! (heh heh heh). Right, Venezuela?

  • BirdArvid
    BirdArvid Month ago

    Yeah we're not proud of Piers; he's a true dolt..

  • Bunyinj Bhadi
    Bunyinj Bhadi Month ago +1

    Does Stephen Colbert, or anyone in the Fake Media world, have any great towers of business?
    Do these people have quadrillions in the bank?
    Do these people PAY their very own wages?
    Do these Media people have ANYTHING at all to offer America?
    NO to all of the above.
    People living in glass houses................ "Stupid is, as Stupid does".

  • errol flynn
    errol flynn Month ago

    WOW, I never thought modern day 'intelligence' would stoop to this idiot for accurate info. Yes indeed, without Trump, Colbert would not have a show...thank you Don S. So, how is everyone since Colbert told Trump NOT to bother running for President back in 2015 or was it 2016. Remember "Come on buddy"? MAGA!!! Who's the stupid one now?! That's rhetorical, you don't need to answer.

  • Dylan Kaiser
    Dylan Kaiser Month ago

    Trump: nobody knows more about being a complete idiot, than me

  • Scott rimer
    Scott rimer Month ago

    I have 3 colleges degrees. One one of them medical. But one of the most useful pieces of knowledge was to not look at a solar eclipse. I learned that around the age of 3.

  • geoff dearth
    geoff dearth Month ago

    And the shutdown delayed the payments to the farmers he left in the lurch.

  • Charlie T
    Charlie T Month ago +1


  • Najavano P
    Najavano P 2 months ago

    President Trump 8 Years! 🇺🇲🇺🇲👍👍

  • Damon Roark
    Damon Roark 2 months ago +1

    Did you guys grab the title of this clip from a bowl of a thousand little paper scraps that all had a variation of that phrase written on them?
    Late night comedy: all Trump, all the time. Brought to you by Lockheed Martin.

  • Johnyboy buddy
    Johnyboy buddy 2 months ago +3

    How can a man that says he's christian spew so much hatred, every night. Does he not have any other material.

  • j g
    j g 2 months ago +2

    Free trade doesn't include farm subsidies. That's Socialism!!!! AAgh!!!

  • Vman
    Vman 2 months ago

    Hi camembert. How they hangin?

  • Don S
    Don S 2 months ago +1

    🇺🇸🇺🇸MAGA 2020🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 get your boxes of tissues ready

  • Don S
    Don S 2 months ago +1

    Without Trump Colbert would have been off of TV a long time ago working at Home Depot without Colbert Trump would still be rich and famous

  • Michael Kuhl
    Michael Kuhl 2 months ago +1

    Don't try to out-stupid your Demtard friends, Colbert.
    You never WERE funny, OR intelligent.
    Back under your rock.

  • Karen Shaub
    Karen Shaub 2 months ago

    There is no out stupiding Trump.
    ZERO should be retired in honor of his I.Q.

  • Scott Pappas
    Scott Pappas 2 months ago

    Just when you thought The Pig couldn't get any dumber....Here's Stephen Colbert! Awesome.

  • Chicken Rex
    Chicken Rex 2 months ago

    I finally found a place that isn’t just conservatives who hate liberals. I feel relieved.

  • mike diamond
    mike diamond 2 months ago +1

    Colbert,has never created jobs,or done anything but blabber!

  • Александр Казанков

    Donald Trump has 7 repeat allele of D4 dopamine receptor gene (DRD4). His brother died of alcoholism while D. Trimp is himself an abstainee. A great novelty-seeker!

  • Camo Tel
    Camo Tel 2 months ago

    Americans have nothing on the insult strength of Britain & Europe

  • Timothy Kozlowski
    Timothy Kozlowski 2 months ago

    If it wasn't for Donald Trump this idiotic losers show would have been cancelled

  • Katrina Paton
    Katrina Paton 2 months ago

    So... I don't get it. The Dept of Agriculture is gonna bail out Harley Davidson??

  • paul grant
    paul grant 2 months ago

    you do every night stephen.

  • Lesa Boo
    Lesa Boo 2 months ago

    I'm tired of the Trump Obama bush etc drama.. I think we should abolish having a president . Do we really need one? Think about it

  • s4a4v4y
    s4a4v4y 2 months ago

    M A G A .........................M exicans A gainst G overnment A holes

  • John Here
    John Here 2 months ago +1

    Debt has exploded. Recession is coming. Institutions assaulted for two years... It will be hard work to recover from gangster in chief trump

  • Michael Halbert
    Michael Halbert 2 months ago

    I agree with Asher, you can't argue with stupid.

  • lasoogneypubes
    lasoogneypubes 2 months ago

    China has an unfair trading benefit and Trump is trying to change that. They were declared a "developing nation" by the UN and given discounts on trade to help them out. They're no longer a developing nation, but they still want that advantage anyway. If Trump succeeds then it will be a good thing for our country. It's also funny that Stephen blasts him because it's hurting farmers, but when Trump pays these farmers to cover their losses he just bashes him again. Stephen wouldn't pay Trump a compliment if he ended world hunger.