Don't Even Try To Out Stupid Donald Trump

  • Published on Jul 26, 2018
  • Trump and the EU's tariff reciprocation is as much a trade war as a competition of 'anything you can do, I can do dumber.'
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Comments • 4 940

  • Sockit2Socko
    Sockit2Socko 16 hours ago

    this guy is funny

  • Sir Luis
    Sir Luis Day ago

    I love trump but I love comedy so. I love this show and His trump impersonations .

  • Roger Diogo
    Roger Diogo Day ago

    Don´t try to outsmart Trump, he will fire you...

  • Lola Gonzalez
    Lola Gonzalez 2 days ago

    You are pathetic.......POS don't worry Karma is coming. SAC OF doo doo

  • Henk Oosterink
    Henk Oosterink 2 days ago

    God bless United Scchllssts...

  • Captain Caveman
    Captain Caveman 2 days ago

    I appreciate how he always uses 'the voice' when reading his tweets lol

  • Ariel Monaco
    Ariel Monaco 3 days ago

    How aren't they using this clips

  • geoff dearth
    geoff dearth 5 days ago

    And how is it determined to whom this $12 billion will be distributed? I tend to doubt 1) If any of this will go out and 2) If there is any formula for figuring out who has been harmed the most.

  • geoff dearth
    geoff dearth 5 days ago

    One wonders whether things will be any different pre- and post- hubbub.

  • Curtis Uhl
    Curtis Uhl 5 days ago

    sTEPHEN if you are as smart as you think you are you must also be very rich! I I would just go buy Donald Trump out and run him out of the country I would show him !!!

  • Dave Lupica
    Dave Lupica 7 days ago

    Too bad you didn't die with the rest of your family Colbert.

  • Ulises Arroyo
    Ulises Arroyo 7 days ago

    Haha he nailed it!!😂😂😂

  • Ewan Cuthbertson
    Ewan Cuthbertson 8 days ago

    Can someone explain nicely to Mr Orangutan that the EU puts tariffs on all countries not in the single market.

  • Nhu Tollinsky
    Nhu Tollinsky 10 days ago

    The corrupt Democrats and the US media, except for Fox News, are cults
    whose goals is to bring down president Trump who was democratically
    elected by the majority of the Americans! These two cults have been
    working together to create a civil war, to instigate social unrest
    in their own country to satisfy their hatred for Trump while the US's
    enemies look on with disdain as well as pleasure - They have been
    waiting for the US to crumble from within so it would be less works
    for them to destroy the US!
    For eight years, the fraud Obama and the crooked Hilary had empowered
    China and Russia, and weakened the US by providing the US national
    security to the world via Hilary's computer private server!
    These two cults, the corrupt Democrat cult and the toxic media cult are the
    enemies of the Americans who elected Trump who has become their
    beloved president as he has improved the US broken economy that Obama
    had destroyed for eight years; and who is going to make America great
    again! These two cults are cancerous growth that has been weakened
    the US! They are anti-american!
    They are the most dangerous enemy of the US!
    The toxic media cult is lucky that they are in the US. Had they been in
    China, arms and legs of reporters of this cult would be broken (Jim
    Acosta's for certain); or worse, they would have been killed!
    For the last 2 years, these two cults have attempted to not only
    intensify unjust hatred for president Trump and deepen division, but
    also distract Trump haters from acknowledging and accepting Trump's
    achievement - reducing the deficit, lowering unemployment rate,
    bringing back jobs to America, supporting the vets, restoring the
    military's strength, securing border - by maliciously bringing up
    insignificantly old news from the past, disseminating fake news,
    fabricating Ford's sexual harassment, ...
    While president Trump has tried to reduce deficit, these two cults have
    reduced the US coffer with nonsense investigations on Russia's
    meddling in the US election, on Ford's false accusation, and on
    whatever more to come for the next two years!
    Everything these two cults have done in order to destroy president Trump is
    everything they have done to destroy the Americans because everything
    Trump does is what he does for his people!
    The Democrat cult is the party that has disgraced and dishonoured the US
    presidency - Obama asked Russia to help him to be re-elected.
    Hilary had accepted money from every one, friends and foes!
    Americans, please wake up! These two cults have been destroying your country!
    If you want to retain you global status and continue living in one
    of the best countries in the world; then boycott these two cults and
    support president Trump!

  • Jim Doyle
    Jim Doyle 11 days ago

    The only thing stupid, is wasting valuable sleep time and life watching left bent Late night TV shows like this one. I can control Colbert and his mouth with one button labeled "off".

  • Eddie Thomas
    Eddie Thomas 11 days ago

    It's a fair deal - Trump doesn't understand our questions and we don't understand his answers.

  • Gary Songer
    Gary Songer 13 days ago

    Trump has the highest IQ of any President in recent history...these attacks are getting to the point of not funny, just plain treasonous! If you must hate someone, do it for a real reason...if you're going to defile yourself at least make it a worthy cause! I don't worry about the left anymore...the hate they have will destroy them all! Conservatives won't have to lift a finger!

  • Amy Jones
    Amy Jones 13 days ago

    Soybeans are the best money makers for farmers.

  • Kevin Dorson
    Kevin Dorson 14 days ago

    USA is screwed badly and it's a pity

  • john mark Higgins
    john mark Higgins 14 days ago

    Trump won the election single handed! He has put the elite, the media the film industry in turmoil. They mock him, hate him, call him stupid. etc etc. BUT he WON. So what does that make you!! Think about it. He is truly a one man army taking on the elite and all their puppets the masses who follow them like sheep. He is now the most famous, bravest, caring person in the world.!!! And he is your leader, be proud!

  • richard karena
    richard karena 15 days ago

    boy sounds like this dude is smoking far to much weed share it around with ya bum

  • Paola Pezzotti
    Paola Pezzotti 15 days ago

    is john baptiste autistic??

  • ideaquest
    ideaquest 15 days ago

    Comedians can make jokes but they are not in the real world of governing so keep that in mind. Creating jobs, securing the country, rebuilding the infrastructure, preparing the next generation for the future economy and advancing developments in science and technology, improving lives, are more important.

  • ldylkr
    ldylkr 16 days ago


  • theo chaffee
    theo chaffee 17 days ago

    the greatest deterrent to those coming to America illegally (and legally) is the President, here, is Trump!

  • Al Loomis
    Al Loomis 17 days ago

    make nasty jokes if it helps, but trump is just the latest demonstration that the constitution is only really good at putting slave plantation plutocrats in the presidency. it's pretty good at good at putting rich stupid men in the presidency. it's really lousy at delivering good managers and widespread prosperity, although in recent years it has proven to be surprisingly effective at assisting china to take a leading place in world affairs.

  • Danielle Pasin Azambuja

    Brazilian elected president :
    --- HOLD MY BEER...

  • Diego Belmontes
    Diego Belmontes 18 days ago

    Trumps fattest moments

  • Trevor William
    Trevor William 18 days ago

    Boycott these want to be funny late night talk show hosts... they are fucking brain-dead and have no material nothing fresh one-trick Pony without Donald Trump they have no material it's not even funny material that they have it's just biased meme and paid spewing narrative talking points from their masters

  • Riikka Pitkanen
    Riikka Pitkanen 19 days ago

    Blaa blaa. Trump perfectly knows how to pronounce the name of his newest bud crisp out of prison: "Berlusconi"...

  • Sayantan Ghosh
    Sayantan Ghosh 19 days ago

    00:41 to 00:43 i support trump.
    01:33 GOLD!

  • T Slap
    T Slap 19 days ago

    Who has tariffs? We don't have tariffs . I know tariffs. We don't have tariffs. Who has tariffs? Tariffs smariffs.

  • L S
    L S 20 days ago

    Trump knows nothing about nothing.
    He does nothing about nothing.
    Trump is about nothing.

  • Jenn Smith
    Jenn Smith 20 days ago

    if Trump is so stupid, how come he's president?
    was Colbert ever funny?

  • da ne
    da ne 20 days ago

    if trump becomes president im moving to Canada .lol I love farmers old macdonald lol

  • minh nguyen
    minh nguyen 21 day ago


  • Michael Laverty
    Michael Laverty 22 days ago

    Do you think any of this Nebbish this putt's kid's would tell him hey dad please STOP your humiliating the whole family Or what kind of woman would ever marry an in your face egomanical douche bag narcissist who can't open his mouth without telling someone everyone anyone what a swell genius he is or what about his A really Big a Brain or how glad we all are that he went to a smart school .. Can't his brain damaged Base see he's completely lost his fucking mind ? Was it the Clap that rotted his melon out ? What was he doing while we were all in class learning things like English and Geography oh hell even math . it's obvious he's wasn't the best Math student , But honestly Trump Supporters are completely incapable of being honest or seeing how deranged he is . I'm sorry but Trump is occupying the presidency in a diminished or rather a demolished capacity and if you people can't see it well it's only because you don't want too... He is 100% certifiable suffering from Delusion's complicated by some kind of open brain trauma he may have suffered while cracking open them Big book's I'm so sure he read so many of in his life ... Somebody help him ... get him a tab of LSD I bet it make's him completely normal..

  • John Cameron
    John Cameron 22 days ago

    Colbert out stupids the entire population every night.

  • J. C.
    J. C. 23 days ago

    At least Stephen doesn't have to try hard. How much does he make a year?

  • Salkafar
    Salkafar 23 days ago

    I was recently informed MAGA stands for Morons Are Governing America.

  • G F
    G F 24 days ago



    The maga mob in line with caravan of lies.


    Hes not stupid he follows orders like a good Russian asset. Now we're at the halfway point and his rabid followers are shooting bombing and fighting in the streets. How is any of this mada in anyones eyes. It's not funny anymore it's dangerous !

  • barry mcdougal
    barry mcdougal 24 days ago


  • barry mcdougal
    barry mcdougal 24 days ago


  • Rob B
    Rob B 24 days ago


  • olivia-J Trans
    olivia-J Trans 24 days ago +1

    The so-called US can't even DIE gracefully without crying like a baby, Look to the East and Russia and see how well they 'prosper' with a 'working brain' and sanctions.

  • olivia-J Trans
    olivia-J Trans 24 days ago +1

    The U S regime would have fewer $ money problems IF it stoped making all these "just" wars and foreign bases etc. You don't do : defense, you do 'attack' , morons Pence, PompousEO, Bolton etc. Net than Yahoo, Trumpster, they all have to GO.

  • 1sunstyle
    1sunstyle 25 days ago

    Trump is so smart he has brains big enough to fit inside my brains.

  • Uriel Orozco
    Uriel Orozco 26 days ago


  • Squid Worth
    Squid Worth 26 days ago

    i love stephen its so funny but so sad at the same time, i wish people werent so stupid

  • Steve Behnke
    Steve Behnke 26 days ago

    Maybe you should be running the country

  • terry ferguson
    terry ferguson 27 days ago

    The left wing and the right wing belong to the same demonic bird.All top politicians and all celebs have sold their soul to the devil.The elite,Freemasons and many are demon possessed.These demons have to bow in the name of Jesus.Read the book of Enoch.Audio version on youtube.See Trey Smith`s video on the Nephilim.Read the book of Acts,KJV.Witches are taking out people`s souls and demons control the masses.See the video The Fragmented soul by Win Worley.See the video Routing demons by John EChardt,See the video The Testament of Solomon,See the video The Genesis 6 Conspiracy.See all videos by Win Worley,Derek Prince,and John EChardt.The real word of God(the king james bible) has been replaced with fake NWO bibles in most churches.The real word of God,the name of Jesus and the blood of Jesus has SUPERNATURAL POWER to take down Satan`s KIngdom.ONly for real beleivers in Jesus.Speak it out loud.

  • nancy bell fosler
    nancy bell fosler 28 days ago

    You out stupid Trump every time you open your partisan libtart mouth. You could NEVER accomplish what he has, in RECORD TIME! Your hero was the WORST PRESIDENT EVER! BHO SUCKED WORSE THAN PEANUT FARMER!! BUUAHAHAHA!!! ..oh, and WE ARE RESPECTED AGAIN. How can we tell? POTUS TRUMP has gotten NINETEEN (19) PRISONERS RELEASED FROM OUR ADVERSARIES AROUND THE WORLD, and he didn't spend one red cent or give up one terrorist. He gave up NOTHING. He/we are RESPECTED AGAIN!

  • James Tan
    James Tan 28 days ago

    Colbert is a waste, a wash pot!

  • James Tan
    James Tan 28 days ago

    "Trump will never be the President..." Stephen Colbert. Who is lying now!

  • Heru Affandy
    Heru Affandy 28 days ago

    Hmmmm being US president seems kinda easy, U just bully others and blame others for his/her own mistakes

  • R S
    R S 28 days ago

    Technically, Piers Morgan is British and the U.K. has made the massively stupid move to get out of Europe, can’t use him as an example!

  • lunabranwen
    lunabranwen 28 days ago

    Just a figure of speech I personally did not vote for the fascist in chief

  • Drink a Kaeg
    Drink a Kaeg 28 days ago

    Trump shoves ENTIRE original copy of US Constitution up his ass to prove a point

  • babybree175
    babybree175 28 days ago

    My lord..for a world leader to say WE CAN ALSO DO STUPID...what the blob done to educated world leader who can actually hold a conversation?

  • Love Power
    Love Power 29 days ago

    I love you Stephen Colbert for keeping America laughing thru the pain what can Trump. From day one you have been there and I thank you for the laughter, it is good for the soul.

  • Not Sure
    Not Sure 29 days ago

    I find it impressive I would even consider weighing the risks of killing the president of the united states, and now I am totally open to the nuclear option, so long as they keep up this game of chicken to satisfy their own egos, just add +1 to the number of people who want to end the world.
    Thanks enemy nations! I shall continue to be crazy.. WHEN WE NUKE YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
    They're trying to prove we don't want war, BECAUSE THEY'RE PARANOID WE WILL NUKE THEM!

    I don't know why our country has such a focus on war, but it's not possible to get rid of technology that can be so dangerously weaponized, without making it first an international crime. You have to be able to enforce that punishment. There are sociopaths out there who are stupid enough to be self-destructive. The reason we ended up in this mess, is because there wasn't anyone willing to curbstomp their opposition to win.
    The fact of the matter is that war doesn't change, and that's why we don't intend to nuke anyone. The nukes were used on Japan to make a point. We nuked them once to prove it was possible. The second nuke to command the planet to bend the knee, because war was not the answer.. That's how we know we won war. World War One, or The Great War was the last war. World War Two was clearly a genocide against the Jewish and Taiwanese(or Chinese, we don't really know?) people.
    If you don't understand why, then go to the holocaust museum in California. It's designed to "educate".
    We were all criminals, and the tallest among dwarfs is the midget. All throughout history we survived, but at what cost? Don't you see? We're the fucking survivors of one idiot tribe, and it's not because we're even good at surviving! If we had banded together in the first place, then we wouldn't be still in this mess alone!
    Bernie Sanders was the one America wanted.

    • Not Sure
      Not Sure 29 days ago

      I don't know why I put this comment here. I was literally paused reading the headline of a different colbert episode, and I was pretty much reaction typing my hate towards propaganda and trump was in the title of this video. No shame.

  • T & S Channel
    T & S Channel 29 days ago

    Nail it!

  • Lynda Pham
    Lynda Pham 29 days ago


  • Alexander Yalung
    Alexander Yalung 29 days ago

    Trump ia doing good in the economy and you call him stupid

  • Vue Lee
    Vue Lee 29 days ago

    The football team called the raiders just did. First mack, now toomer.... Smh

  • Charle Magne
    Charle Magne 29 days ago

    joke man: orange man bad

  • Ashesh Dutta
    Ashesh Dutta Month ago

    He is beyond stupid.....Lol!

  • Shubham Mahendrakar

    1:51 he killed mee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

  • Adam Man
    Adam Man Month ago

    Trump is "different"... "best president ever"I Never heard of entertainment being the most important part of a very serious position in "America"lol

  • Pedro J
    Pedro J Month ago

    His Donald Trump impression is great

  • Nasik
    Nasik Month ago

    My hero...maybe I need better heros... Stephen will still be one.

  • Donna Jones
    Donna Jones Month ago

    Trump has all of you paying attention to government .Trump is balancing trade .but all you freaks out there can not see it because you are all worried about your personal interests and feelings.

    • Pamela I m
      Pamela I m Month ago

      you don't listen to a damn thing. Listen stupid, we're concerned about our country! as usual none of you listen to anything except what comes out of that pukes mouth.

  • Jacob Black
    Jacob Black Month ago

    God is hope!

    • Pamela I m
      Pamela I m Month ago

      don't forget the vote. that's right up there with importance.

  • Wheelchair Coder
    Wheelchair Coder Month ago


  • Stupid Durr
    Stupid Durr Month ago

    What a charming little soy milk sucking sadistic mommy's boy he funny boy is. "Did I do good twisted mommy" Yes queen Hillary Clinton says you did, here's another bottle of soy milk for the little soy man boy trained monkey.

  • Fulgrim88
    Fulgrim88 Month ago +3

    I'm not even angry anymore, just tired. When will you finally get rid of him

    • Fulgrim88
      Fulgrim88 29 days ago +1

      No, you. I'm european, I cannot vote him out (if we could, his polls would be 0,5%, not 50%). He is universally despised outside of the US and it baffles us how he is not in the US. He's an absolute disgrace to the office, no matter your political views.
      Is tribalism so strong nowadays that the republicans could put up a monkey in a suit and it would get 40+% of the vote because "at least its not a democrat"?

    • Pamela I m
      Pamela I m Month ago

      I hope you mean when will we get rid of him

  • Voltaire Gaming
    Voltaire Gaming Month ago

    Good thing about things crashing is the investment opportunity.

  • Philolaus Sith66
    Philolaus Sith66 Month ago

    Hey, what would the world be doing if it wasn't bombing druggies? The economy is based on it.

  • Nancy Demoss
    Nancy Demoss Month ago

    Trump (yuck I can barely type his name let alone speak it) cannot and will not "MAKE AMERICA GREAT". No one can. America's plight today is the culmination of ALL past presidents AND the American people who voted for them (myself included ooh Nixon?!?!). Getting rid of Trump may only slow down the damage rate. Nobody can really reverse what's been done and change the course of our future. And, yes, I'm talking about Rep's and Dem's.

  • Ima Farmer
    Ima Farmer Month ago

    Trump needs to get out now. Before he ruins USA that cannot be fixed

  • Chips McGee
    Chips McGee Month ago

    The Maruy Povich show did a DNA test on Stephen Colbert. Maury disclosed the outcome as follows: "When it comes to the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Stephen, YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG!!!!! The crowd went wild. It confirmed what they already knew..

    • Pamela I m
      Pamela I m Month ago

      the Maury show?? wow, somebody still watches that crap!

  • J Vincenzi
    J Vincenzi Month ago

    How do you get rid of this man? 2 more years to go then vote the idiot out! Shame we can't get rid of our idiots before they drag us out of Europe.

  • CD Smith
    CD Smith Month ago

    Trump: declares tariffs, thinks he's in supreme position and has played the winning hand.
    Other countries: raise eyebrow, are not impressed, declare tariffs on US imports in response.
    Trump: "Okay how do I spin this in my favor?".... tosses a $12B taxpayer dollar bone to farmers declaring himself their savior, crying unfairness he offers mutual tariff removal to other countries bringing the situation back to square one.
    Other countries: "LOL" (collectively)

    • Pamela I m
      Pamela I m Month ago

      turns around and says he solved the problem of his own creation.

  • My Phone
    My Phone Month ago

    Guess who else are farmers the millions of weed Farms is going up by corporations

    • Pamela I m
      Pamela I m Month ago

      don't knock the weed hoppers! it helps when dealing with Trump and his minions.

  • Tania PinkSky
    Tania PinkSky Month ago

    I created a new word yesterday. ‘Strumpid’ which is the ultimate in stupid!! As in ....’what a bloody strumpid he is’.

  • John Dwyer
    John Dwyer Month ago

    New spin on an old joke.
    A man rides the subway to work every day. One morning he gets on and sits down. At the next stop Donald Trump and Melania get on, walk past the man and take their seats a few rows back. The more the guy thinks about it the more he wants to say something to Trump and since Trump is so shallow he decides to insult his appearance.
    The subway comes to the mans stop and on his way out, as he walks past Don and Melania, he says "Mr. Trump your skin dye is as phony as you are and your hair is just silly looking. Well, Melania being the shallow bimbo that she is starts to cry because she is so embarrassed to be seen with such an ugly man.
    A conductor happened to be walking bay and noticing Melania's crying decided to try to comfort her, so he says to her; "ma'am, whatever it is can't be that bad, here, let me go to the club car and get you a cup of coffee and while I am at it I will get a banana for your Orangutan!
    Drum roll please, budda bom.

  • Ann TwoShoes
    Ann TwoShoes Month ago

    Your forgot to show him messing up inspecting the royal guard at Windsor. Oh and yes, Piers Morgan is definitely stupid.

  • M Koide
    M Koide Month ago

    Trig ftve

  • Pussy Eater
    Pussy Eater Month ago

    I'm from UK, and I gotten say, trump is making a laughing stock of America, you got a ditch this guy

  • Thomas Fletcher
    Thomas Fletcher Month ago


  • Peter  Camacho
    Peter Camacho Month ago

    I've worked in the Import/Export shipping industry for 25 plus years. This is pretty much similar to the type of issues the US and Canada are having on a trade agreement. Canada gets most of its goods via the US ports. They're in a geographical region where the weather is hard for goods to be sent directly from trades with other countries. It can take months for a vessel to get to Quebec City or Montreal via the St.Lawrence River and due to weather conditions the entrance into the Canada straights can be frozen. Produce like banana's, coffee, and about 80% of merchandise's will need to be imported into LA, NY, or Houston ports once all tarriffs from the freight forwarder's are cleared by both US and Canadian Custom inspections. A logistical company will export all the goods under a Customs 7512 form bonded point A to the Canadian border. These goods are normally stage to be transported to the most Northern countries. It cost money to keep these merchandises in Storage via a Container Freight Station warehouse. This is why Trump is pushing to make sure we get paid for providing these services that the American and Canadian public don't see. Money is owed to the US from these countries and they are in the trillions!
    If they, don't want to negotiate a free trade agreement US tax money would need to cover the expense on the logistical area. These American workers that work to ship these merchandises from other countries have a family to feed. Just saying!

  • claire bigelow
    claire bigelow Month ago

    time to start the 25th for the 45th......

  • nursemedic17
    nursemedic17 Month ago

    Every time someone even mentions Trump, my IQ lowers. I don't have much time left.

  • cindy o
    cindy o Month ago

    That's right! No one can out stupid Trump.

  • Estu Tiar
    Estu Tiar Month ago

    american are stupid,they choose a stupid president

  • Tom Hall
    Tom Hall Month ago

    Pathetic. Why kind of idiot thinks this guy is funny.

  • ibrahim mohamed
    ibrahim mohamed Month ago

    Those who elected him are more stupid.