Best Comebacks | House M.D.

  • Published on Aug 25, 2017
  • Some of the best comebacks, replies and insults dealt by Dr. Gregory House!
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  • Alberto
    Alberto 2 days ago

    7:07 My mind after reading the first exam's question.

  • VLS_levo_sevo
    VLS_levo_sevo 4 days ago

    I am a "bored" certified physician!! 😂😂

  • Ismaelz21
    Ismaelz21 4 days ago +1

    Cameron: "Do you like puppies?
    Dr. House: "Hmm... The last one was delicious!"

  • MrFinster53
    MrFinster53 5 days ago +1

    They missed the one with the little girl calling her stuffed bear a dog.

    LG: "His name is Bill, he's a dog"

    H: Words have set meanings for a reason. You see an animal like Bill and you try to play fetch, Bill's going to eat you, because Bill's a bear." 😂

  • Rhyperior Ranger
    Rhyperior Ranger 7 days ago

    “You wouldn’t believe the crap people let me get away with”
    That’s it. That’s the whole show.

  • Highway Drive 717
    Highway Drive 717 8 days ago +1

    "What are you hiding?"
    "I'm gay.....oh that's not what you meant, does explain a lot girlfriends, always with Wilson"" LMAO Love this dude.

  • Chris Trempe
    Chris Trempe 8 days ago

    At 7:05 is great

  • Krupula
    Krupula 9 days ago

    7:04 This one made me cry omg, this is some shit I'd do

  • Hi.
    Hi. 10 days ago

    @5:02 My thoughts exactly, Dr. House 😂

  • Igor Manson
    Igor Manson 11 days ago

    merry christmas and a happy go to hell lol.....

  • Alexa Wall
    Alexa Wall 11 days ago +1

    "If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin." Ha! I wonder if that's true!

  • Kamil Kuliszewski
    Kamil Kuliszewski 13 days ago

    Horible best moments are cut out

  • Lucas C
    Lucas C 13 days ago

    House rules

  • dee o double elle
    dee o double elle 13 days ago

    Dr House MD is god

  • Ronnie James Osbourne
    Ronnie James Osbourne 13 days ago +1

    Cameron: How would you describe my leadership skills?

    House: Non-existent...
    Otherwise excellent 😂

  • Ronnie James Osbourne
    Ronnie James Osbourne 13 days ago +1

    House: Ok, either you suck at math or you're going to die in 2 seconds
    (Several seconds later)
    House: You suck at math 😂

  • Brandon Jones
    Brandon Jones 14 days ago

    I love this show.
    Doctors: *offer sound advice*
    House: “Have you checked his asshole for a head of lettuce?”
    Doctors: “oh shit you right fam”

  • Flare
    Flare 16 days ago

    "Darwin would've said let him die"

  • John Yepthomi
    John Yepthomi 16 days ago

    "I was being sarcastic! "
    I can imagine House replying with "that's not a deal breaker!"

  • noot stew
    noot stew 18 days ago

    i love one man

  • FargoLargoPants
    FargoLargoPants 18 days ago

    38 seconds... is cuddy pregnant?

  • larah :D
    larah :D 19 days ago

    "are you being intensionally dense?!"
    I lose it every time xD

  • desasnarse
    desasnarse 20 days ago

    Best comeback was Kim Kardashian, hands down.

  • Lila Wilburne
    Lila Wilburne 21 day ago

    Anyone: *Ask me a question.*

    Me: "HUH?"

  • Things Stranger
    Things Stranger 21 day ago

    I wish he was my doctor!!!

  • Vidit Jain
    Vidit Jain 24 days ago

    Hugh is such a fine actor like in House he's witty, smart and funny but in The Night Manager, he's so terrifying lol

  • Xp3r
    Xp3r 26 days ago

    7:02 and onwards XD

  • David Savage
    David Savage 27 days ago

    7:05 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Raptuza
    Raptuza Month ago

    Gotta love House...!

  • The Flood Bros
    The Flood Bros Month ago

    6:01 best quote ever

    THOMAS G Month ago

    LMAO 😂🤣

  • Jacob Darling
    Jacob Darling Month ago

    It’s never lupus

  • Kael Griffis
    Kael Griffis Month ago

    1:48 - 1:54 That's interesting!!

  • Pentatonix Genesis
    Pentatonix Genesis Month ago

    7:05 HUH!

  • Yara Arslan
    Yara Arslan Month ago

    2:25 "ok... U suck at math" thats it im out 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Youngblud fan UwU owo

    "Your comparing me to a nazi?? Nice"

  • Erik M
    Erik M Month ago

    If her DNA was off by 1% she'd be a dolphin lmao

  • Mile Fazzini
    Mile Fazzini Month ago

    I miss this so much

  • Aslan Abbas
    Aslan Abbas Month ago +1


  • DJ
    DJ Month ago

    7:43 The Doctor that comes out and says that. Yep, that's the one I want. Hand Raised.

  • Nikunj Marandi
    Nikunj Marandi Month ago

    Tyrion grew tall and became a doctor?!

  • Emo Muzz
    Emo Muzz Month ago

    Spank me HARDER Greg!

  • Sheet Man
    Sheet Man Month ago

    7:04 To instantly laugh hysterically.

  • Chris Breezy
    Chris Breezy Month ago

    Season 1-3 the best. 4-8 still good but not as good as first 3.

  • Stelios Ktenios
    Stelios Ktenios Month ago

    - Are you being intentionally dense?
    - HUUUUH??

  • Red October
    Red October Month ago

    Nah, I'll keep going

  • Aerial
    Aerial Month ago +1

    Best show to ever display on a screen...

  • Laid Back
    Laid Back Month ago +1

    Hard to believe he is British. Very, very convincing American accent.

  • SuicidalAngel654
    SuicidalAngel654 Month ago

    “We’ve got rectal bleeding.”
    “What? All of you?”

  • Jesse Bogdonoff
    Jesse Bogdonoff Month ago +1

    No I'll keep going even if I kill him.

  • Mo 11
    Mo 11 Month ago

    House made me think I was always dien

  • anna x mess
    anna x mess Month ago +1

    "Why didn't you fire him?"
    "He has great hair"
    "... What are you hiding??? "

  • Wactus Cactus Gaming

    Merry Christmas
    House- Happy Go to Hell
    I died

  • Maghil vannan
    Maghil vannan Month ago +1

    Not comebacks just insults

  • Chaotic Evil
    Chaotic Evil Month ago


  • kira 💮
    kira 💮 Month ago +2

    cuddy: are you being intentionally dense?
    house: hUh??

  • Chris B
    Chris B Month ago

    "Thats like saying, despite the man in the book depository the Kennedys had a great trip to Dallas"

  • AustinTheRice
    AustinTheRice Month ago


  • Autumn Conti
    Autumn Conti Month ago +2

    "The good news is, he won't be bitching about losing his hand if be cant breathe"
    House is my idol

  • Nez Kydn
    Nez Kydn 2 months ago

    Cuddy: Are you being intentionally dense?
    House: Huh?