Everything Wrong With Looper In 3 Minutes Or Less

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  • Looper. You either loved it or hated it. Or, if you're like us, you wrote down a list of sins you found in the film. Here's everything we found wrong in Looper, presented in 3 minutes or less.
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Comments • 80

  • ROBLOKCSer
    ROBLOKCSer 10 days ago

    This is a prequel to Chronicle

  • Jon Juan
    Jon Juan 22 days ago

    I hated this movie, it was stupid.

  • Gayle Cheung
    Gayle Cheung 28 days ago

    Worst ever explanation

  • Muhammad Hassan
    Muhammad Hassan Month ago

    R.I.P paradocs

  • Daniel West
    Daniel West 2 months ago

    Cid grows up to become the rainmaker and kills off the loopers in an attempt to save his child hood friend Joe from one.

  • Marcus Iljitsch
    Marcus Iljitsch 2 months ago

    Well in this may have been missed but, Old Joe technically closed his loop and nobody run after through murdering 3 kids, so in Old Joe's timeline that child shouldn't be chasing him closing all the loops because no looper killed her real mother and no one would've put a scar on his cheek. But the major plothole gets in that he gets called by his old associate from the looper service (the Hispanic guy) detailing a terrible boss man called rainmaker seized major cities all by himself and the main character having so much details about someone with a past in their timeline that didn't even happen in the first place. Another recurring plot hole is that Old Seth told detailed about Rainmaker to Seth who told Joe then Old Joe again elaborately told Joe about Rainmaker's past and identifying marks in which how can somebody know so much major details if it is all rumors. But the major sin is keeping the child rainmaker alive even in Old Joe's timeline nobody even trigger such events, so yeah anyways the child will grew up to be terrible no matter what.

  • Javoy Parkinson
    Javoy Parkinson 2 months ago

    everything wrong with chicken little

  • Nick Drozd
    Nick Drozd 2 months ago

    Most fucked up scene tho. No saw or any other film did it so good.

  • Bunnydeth
    Bunnydeth 2 months ago

    2012 DEEP FAKES ARE BEING USED IN MOVIES HOLYWOOD IS MOCKING US THE GOVERNMENT IS MOCKING US WITH THE PROPAGANDA DEPARTMENT PAUL IS DEAD PAUL IS DEAD PAUL IS DEAD

  • Bunnydeth
    Bunnydeth 2 months ago

    ALL MEDIA IS ACOLYTES MOCKING END USER CONSUMERS

  • Bunnydeth
    Bunnydeth 2 months ago

    funny how this guy can suspend disbelief for telekenisis future technologies but the basic shit money can do is why he is a tool.

  • Bunnydeth
    Bunnydeth 2 months ago

    3:30 BIGGEST SIN DEEP FAKES REVEALED TOO SOON DEEP FAKES REVEALED HOLLYWOOD GOT TOO GREEDY PAUL IS DEAD PAUL IS DEAD PAUL IS DEAD

  • Jean-Paul Arbour
    Jean-Paul Arbour 2 months ago +1

    The kid grows up to be Rian Johnson.

  • Bardo
    Bardo 2 months ago

    The concept of being forced to kill your future self is interesting but it is like this film, extremely stupid.

  • Steve Forest
    Steve Forest 3 months ago

    Since when has 3:30 amounted to '3 minutes or less'?
    It should be '3 minutes or more' or '4 minutes or less'.

  • Giorgi Aladashvili
    Giorgi Aladashvili 3 months ago

    The movie's setting is one of the most ridiculous ones I have ever heard in which criminals and ONLY criminals have a time machine and are using it not to take over the world, but to dump bodies in past so they are not tracked. Awful.

  • L JE
    L JE 3 months ago

    Since the mom (Sara) was safe and of course her son will not doing bad and revenge in the future, he will be a Rainmaker and the loopers will not exist so Joe still alive...? i hope there’s a sequel of it so I can see what will happen to sara and joe in the future.. and if they’re together or he with the Chinese woman. I hate to imagining some important scene that I want to know.

  • B
    B 3 months ago

    I love Vince Gilligan but he's the one who made Rian Johnson a household name...I'd rather have no Breaking Bad if it meant there was no "Writer / Director Rian Johnson" working.

    • Olufolarin Oduntan
      Olufolarin Oduntan Month ago +1

      @B L You hate the guy because he 'ruined' your favorite '80s sci-fi movie franchise. Pitiful

    • Kevin Triforce
      Kevin Triforce Month ago +1

      Then you are a dumbass

  • Gabriel Renan Amante de avião.

    wtf is happening to have hiper computers on this movie but the cars is for 2000 years

  • S Necki
    S Necki 4 months ago

    the only reason he doesn't go back to the exact moment that he was supposed to be shot at was so his younger self wouldn't instantly kill him

  • shiv 421 kobra
    shiv 421 kobra 4 months ago +1

    Ah, old Cinemasins videos. Thaaats the stuff.

  • Lekshmi Krishna
    Lekshmi Krishna 4 months ago +1

    My brain is exploding 😫

  • Inigo Santos
    Inigo Santos 4 months ago

    i just rewatched this and realized that they called paul dano a discount shia labeouf. take that back right now

  • Am Am
    Am Am 5 months ago

    If Young Joe's resolve is to protect the kid, then Old Joe should have it ingrained on his memory no matter how old he gets.
    The moment Young Joe decides not to kill the kid, it should have affected Old Joe's memory.

  • DFG DMG
    DFG DMG 5 months ago

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  • Roaring Lion
    Roaring Lion 5 months ago +1

    It’s one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Ever.

    • Olufolarin Oduntan
      Olufolarin Oduntan 2 months ago +1

      You hate this movie solely because you hate The Last Jedi. Pitiful.

  • TheManelich
    TheManelich 5 months ago

    the movie shouldnt be called looper but plot holes

  • Simla Ahmed
    Simla Ahmed 5 months ago +2

    It's a very enjoyable movie afterall

  • Joy Hasan
    Joy Hasan 7 months ago +1

    Don't be a bitch

  • JusticeGraceful
    JusticeGraceful 7 months ago

    Okay sweetheart now I know your face hurts but you need to help mommy by holding as MANY of these yellow bricks as you can and after today we'll never have Any problems Ever again!

  • zacinnic
    zacinnic 7 months ago

    I thought this would be clever but its aimed at 8th grade level thinking. Half of these actually make sense and some of them are just trying to be funny. Dang. No mention of shooting his right hand off instead of killing himself?

  • Alex Rodriguez
    Alex Rodriguez 7 months ago

    lööp

  • UprisingDarthSaiyan's MideaFanboy

    tvclip.biz/video/juE3RTJ4f1A/video.html

  • Nick Hooper
    Nick Hooper 8 months ago

    Dead eye 2:38

  • thesupermage
    thesupermage 8 months ago

    The biggest sin of all was this channel

  • Alopex Lagopus
    Alopex Lagopus 8 months ago

    I thought you guys actually meant the TVclip channel Looper 😂

  • Sliq Killa
    Sliq Killa 8 months ago +1

    this video is a timeless classic in 2019 - SliqKilla 2019

  • Evan Adams
    Evan Adams 8 months ago +1

    Usually I am surprised by the things that Cinema Sins finds and they did a great job on this video! But for once the movie had so many plotholes I actually noticed like 90% on my own hahaha!
    This movie was not thought through

  • John Striker
    John Striker 8 months ago +1

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks more like Kirk Cameron than bruce willis.... xD

  • John Striker
    John Striker 8 months ago +1

    The director of this Rian Johnson???
    NUFF SAID

  • Tuni Scott
    Tuni Scott 8 months ago

    How the hell did this boring ass stupid movie only get 43 sins

  • Christine Uncommon
    Christine Uncommon 8 months ago

    Can you do Babylon AD cause that is super sin-worthy

  • out of space
    out of space 9 months ago

    The hunger games

  • AFTER LIFE
    AFTER LIFE 9 months ago

    You missed a sin
    : any world we’re on Mazda Miata is a cool car.

  • Bull Jordan LLC
    Bull Jordan LLC 9 months ago

    100$ says this kid still grows up to be a raging asshole. I cant take that bet, they all do.

  • Tenderfoot Prepper
    Tenderfoot Prepper 9 months ago

    Why doesn't he just shoot his own hand off? Bruce Willis drops the gun and he has enough time to save the girl

  • David Martinez
    David Martinez 9 months ago

    This is not time travelling... It's time troubling

  • Buddah Theepoet
    Buddah Theepoet 9 months ago

    5th element reference took me out..

  • Olivia V.
    Olivia V. 10 months ago

    This movie is terrible. And the Bruce Willis prosthetics on Joseph Gordon Levitt are fucking ridiculous, I just couldn't get past that shit.

  • Shin Hye
    Shin Hye 10 months ago

    Cinema Sins you guys make me choke on my drink when you said:."a 100 bucks says the kid's still going to grow up a raging asshole..""Hahahaha😂😂😂

  • Combo Damage TV
    Combo Damage TV 10 months ago +1

    I almost always hate time travel as a plot device for movies, but this was one of the best movies I've ever seen.

  • Cartoon Fish! Fun videos!

    Very disappointing film

  • Ernie Velveeta
    Ernie Velveeta 11 months ago

    What I'd like to know is why do they call them "blunderbusses?"
    Blunderbusses were basically black powder, muzzleloaded shotguns, except they were much larger and could be loaded with far more than just birdshot: any miscellaneous objects that could be put down the barrel could be used as projectiles.

  • Danny Rutz
    Danny Rutz 11 months ago

    I love thinking about time travel it it is so fun too bad it is and always will be humanly impossible ... That is where I stand on it... That said we are close of manupilating microscopic particles almost the speed of the light once you can create an object to go the speed of light than time travel I believe is possible but for a human to reach that speed our body would burn up so but this movie and even just the imagination of the trajectory and the courses of life when thought about being sent to the past and the outcome of the future to change it is awesome I mean props for the creators of back to the future just a great story through and through alright peace looper is great cuz this story had ups and downs I also agree with someone on here they could have more an extended ending about cid or something but the movie was good and the cast was great as well peace out

    • hereticpariah 6/66
      hereticpariah 6/66 9 months ago

      *_THAT_* ☝ is *_edited?!??_*
      _Holy crap!!_ I'd've hated to see it before editing....

  • Xofan95
    Xofan95 11 months ago

    The most biggest sin was that nobody heard the gun shot when he shotted the kid :P like it is the town of deaf people? lol (like if i heard a gunshot, i call cops :P)

    PS. also yea, this movie is actually playing in my tv. lol

  • luis bocanegra
    luis bocanegra 11 months ago

    sin number six was "how did they figure out how to make cars run for forty years" but its 2019 (at the time of this comment) and my tio has a 1966 mustang, which is more than 40 years old. so giving this video one video sin.

  • Jaqen H'ghar
    Jaqen H'ghar 11 months ago

    You people did not understand the movie
    according to the movie, THERE IS NO SET PATH(like predestination)
    and therefore young JOE is free to do anything he wants and not what is decided because NOTHING is decided
    all of it depends upon the actions young Joe takes

  • Michael MacReady
    Michael MacReady 11 months ago

    Sin 15 - Old Joe knew this, which is why he jumped like that. He was probably figuring (rightfully so) that there would be a brief “shock value” moment where he could hopefully either talk his way out of it or fight.

  • cody leahy
    cody leahy Year ago

    So- if joe was the kid then does that mean he had sex with his mom's...sister? Or

  • Tucker Reda
    Tucker Reda Year ago

    I believe this is both the shortest and least Sinned episode...

  • Custard Catcher
    Custard Catcher Year ago

    1k sins for not noticing he f#&ks his mom!

  • 4K Yeah
    4K Yeah Year ago

    I'll bet my left nut this kid still turns out to be a raging a**hole 😂

  • Ma Gic
    Ma Gic Year ago

    Every time I hear "Lord of the Grains", I can't help but smile at how weirdly appropriate such a comment is for the movie in question.

  • NutLover360
    NutLover360 Year ago

    I was hoping that stupid kid dies

  • Johnathan Litts
    Johnathan Litts Year ago

    i love how bruce willis chicken wings the p90

  • Vulpes Lanius
    Vulpes Lanius Year ago +1

    Fuck Rian Johnson

  • Vulpes Lanius
    Vulpes Lanius Year ago

    Do eagle eye

  • Johnny Two Hands
    Johnny Two Hands Year ago

    Dude, "strippers" is not an interchangeable word with "whores"! Don't you know they're all paying their way through medical school by stripping?.......And Krys-tal really does love me! I know she does! lol

  • Krushnaal Pai
    Krushnaal Pai Year ago

    When young joe falls from balcony, scene cuts to a time where young joe is in the fields and he shoots bruce willis and lives another 30yrs. When and how does this thing happen?

  • Lazaro Ortiz
    Lazaro Ortiz Year ago

    Can you please re do this sin video and re do all your early sin videos and thank for all your funny sin videos please never stop👍👍👍👍

  • aa
    aa Year ago +2

    this movie was directed by rian johnson, so it's taken for granted to be stupid

  • The CjH
    The CjH Year ago

    Last jedi

    • Some 1
      Some 1 11 months ago

      same director

  • Vulture Vic
    Vulture Vic Year ago

    Umm David wasn’t in the ship

  • TheIancross
    TheIancross Year ago

    Last!

  • david woodward
    david woodward Year ago

    No self-driving cars in THE FUTURE (DING!)

  • Cody Mashburn
    Cody Mashburn Year ago

    Why ate these videos rushed now a day? Bored? Tired of this? SIN!!!!!!

  • John Doe
    John Doe Year ago

    soy steak

  • Trey Ingle
    Trey Ingle Year ago

    Wow this video is six years old

  • Random Shit :P !
    Random Shit :P ! Year ago

    *wait wot....??*

  • Lord Rev. Shaun Boswell

    A black and blue steak, is perfectly safe to eat,so sin on you.