Bird Box: Netflix at its Worst

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  • Published on Dec 31, 2018
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Comments • 8 254

  • TheDumbTechGuy
    TheDumbTechGuy 2 hours ago

    I liked the movie. I didn't go to see a masterpiece.
    I just had fun.

  • mr crapucinno
    mr crapucinno 4 hours ago

    I liked it tho

  • 577
    577 8 hours ago

    I think you’re really grasping for straws here. Yes there are small issues with the movie but i don’t think its 20 minutes video worthy. Especially with the kids hugging being incest thing that was just too much , they aren’t siblings first of all secondly , hugging like they were obviously wasn’t a romantic or sexual thing.

  • Clit Wizard
    Clit Wizard 10 hours ago

    When I first watched Birdbox I was extremely confused because I could've sworn I'd seen it a while ago. I guess thinking of the happening...

  • Chunky
    Chunky 12 hours ago

    Why is it always the white nerd contrarian comentator

  • The Moist Prophet
    The Moist Prophet 13 hours ago

    I don’t think it’s a perfect movie in any sense but I’ve seen it a couple of times and it’s enjoyable at least. I think it’s pretty good and fun to watch

  • That - Cat
    That - Cat 20 hours ago

    The only thing this series serves - Retarded inter-racial fucking / White men are bad
    Can't expect more from Niggerified-Netflix

  • FaultyWiring TV
    FaultyWiring TV 20 hours ago

    1 word for the movie:
    Unrealistic.

  • I hate unicorns
    I hate unicorns 21 hour ago +1

    Urgh. Young white men often go through this stage in their life where they think being uber-cynical is cool. Normally just before their adult brain is fully developed (mid-20s). The toddler-tantrum of the privileged.
    I'm pretty sure this guy doesn't even know what Bird Box is about - given some of the things he's criticising for being the way they are (which are that way because they're metaphors). His critique seems to be based on the technicalities of editing style and other aesthetic elements. It's by no means an outstanding film. There are many things that could have been done better (particularly the execution of some of the plot exposition), but I thought the film as a whole worked pretty well. It was tense and deep.

  • ben's minion
    ben's minion Day ago +1

    And the movie is anty white

  • Gabrielle - Eidith Owl

    "Incestuous editing" 😂😂 bro

  • Gabrielle - Eidith Owl

    I actually agree with some of this. I thought it was all hate, and it was a lot of hate, but there were some really good points.

  • Morgan
    Morgan Day ago

    Forget 12 years a slave using the phrase, ma nigga the spaceship captain from walle used that line first, never forget.

  • Vinicius de Melo

    13:12 i felt the same way

  • ofwgkt pablo
    ofwgkt pablo Day ago

    That is why you don’t let a women direct movies...

  • Drew Viehmann
    Drew Viehmann Day ago

    The movie is not perfect or entirely original by any means. The wind chimes were only ever coming through my right headphone for crying out loud. However, there are some really weird things you apparently weren't paying attention to. The monsters talking to people was established VERY early in the movie. We know that certain people are affected differently from the middle of the film. The rules for these monsters are very clear. Editors cut down action moments all the time, you only noticed it because by that time in the film, you were looking for things to be upset about. Just such an odd focus on weird areas of the movie. If you stuck to technical critique, and had someone else to watch the movie with to make sure you are catch moth things, I think I might like this more.

  • GamE FrEak
    GamE FrEak Day ago

    This movie is the worst version of The Happening. I know that film is bad but at least that movie made sense. This movie doesnt make any sense at all. The end just blew me away. What the fuck was that.
    This is the dumbest film i have ever seen.

  • BlaqMambaX
    BlaqMambaX Day ago

    Watch the movie, then formulate your own opinions. I enjoyed the movie, and of course there are those that didn't.

  • Ehm Three
    Ehm Three Day ago

    THANK. YOU.

  • Tosterus
    Tosterus Day ago

    I really liked it thb - thought it was pretty original and the actors did a great job

  • Darth Sidious, Sheev Palpatine

    With Stephen King endorsing this movie I'm not surprised, he's a brilliant author but his taste in movies is "different". This is perfectly evidenced by the fact he did not like The Shining movie adaptation and years later created a bad TV series that was his "true vision"

  • Kick X Weeb
    Kick X Weeb Day ago

    He did actually when you showed him saying surviving is not living

  • Kick X Weeb
    Kick X Weeb Day ago

    First if you properly paid attention like you act like you do when Gary enters the birds moved a bit so yeah

  • cazmaniandevil1
    cazmaniandevil1 Day ago

    Vehicle to push political bullshit. Progressive supporters with Bernie tats on their buttholes loved this movie.

  • Jayden Louise Nicholas Townsend

    Stephen king says read shit books to write good ones. Not along those lines.

  • Pablo Molina Ramos

    thank you soooooooooooosoooooo much man all them sheeps just saying the movie is good cause its a netflix movie and everybody is good when its one of netflx worst project tbh

  • r0ch0 dude
    r0ch0 dude 2 days ago

    this movie is clearly propaganda about white privilege

  • ElAirOfficial
    ElAirOfficial 2 days ago

    Idk man, to me it felt like a slightly better version of The Happening, it was an alright movie. I guess what's bothering you is the fact that people are raving over it.

  • JIAJIA the HUMAN
    JIAJIA the HUMAN 2 days ago

    Roma is so good.

  • Fubukio
    Fubukio 2 days ago +1

    "Don't watch The Happening."
    What? Nooo...

  • Narcissist Margarine

    The film is okay if you're a fan of mediocre movies. The acting is bad, especially the supporting cast. The writing, dialogue and character interactions are all so fucking unrealistic. The cinematography is bog standard. That being said, it had a cool premise, and it made a thriller around it. I'd equate bird box to a particularly bad marvel movie in terms of it's quality.
    I couldn't take this movie seriously past the first fifteen minutes. And when that black dude started talking about his "random religious knowledge" that happens to perfectly lay out the plot I immediately knew exactly what type of movie this was gunna be. There's nothing "wrong" with liking Bird Box, but if you sing it's praises you probably like a lot of poorer quality films, which is fine, whatever, you're the demographic they make them for anyway.
    Also all my bitching aside at how bad bird box is, this dude is really, really bad at arguing a point, however much I agree with his general distaste in the movie.

  • Tyler Johnson
    Tyler Johnson 2 days ago

    Watch the original The Fog

  • Ham Cheese
    Ham Cheese 2 days ago +2

    The tittle "Bird Box" is actually a hidden message which represents an analogy of male organ, where the message is saying we don't need it just put it on the box. A message from certain group saying we are the superior gender.

  • Juana Fernandez
    Juana Fernandez 2 days ago

    I enjoyed most of the technical critique at the beginning, the editing seemed jarring to me for some reason but I couldn't pin point why, so thank you for that. As for the cinematography and sound design I agree with you, but it's just so. Much. Angst.
    I'm not a fan of this movie, but this video is so angsty to me. It has a very "nObOdY uNdErStAnDs" vibe to it. My caring and humble advice is cut the angst man, it's not good for anybody. I get it, I feel the same way some times too and it's so frustrating! But that kind of attitude never generates a positive outcome.

  • sauce boss
    sauce boss 2 days ago

    Movie should be called SHIT BOX. Such a garbage movie

  • Gus Jp
    Gus Jp 2 days ago

    what bothers me is that why do she look like micheal jackson the protagonist

  • JX VX
    JX VX 2 days ago

    The first two minutes of this video are useless, you need to cut that crap

  • Heather Wiese
    Heather Wiese 2 days ago

    There actually is a reveal when they show the hello kitty toy in the girl's hands because you don't know yet whose child is whose

  • Jokerz 79
    Jokerz 79 2 days ago +1

    Because every now and then you want the equivalent of a cannon film. By the way love every movie you have a poster for but dude it's like you're playing pretentious critic bingo with them.

  • Hamdi Ali hassan
    Hamdi Ali hassan 2 days ago

    I think you're overanalyzing the incest thing and even if you're not what's the big deal, they're not really siblings

  • Steven Boelke
    Steven Boelke 2 days ago

    Yeah, even I was like "Oh, so it's basically just 'The Mist', but with a super lame ending."

  • mightybatillo
    mightybatillo 3 days ago

    While I was watching this the whole time was thinking " there is no way you can be in a river blindfolded for so much time"

  • Billy  I
    Billy I 3 days ago

    Ain’t no coffee in dat cup

  • Mateusz Ptaszyński
    Mateusz Ptaszyński 3 days ago

    For me personally most stupid thing about this film was idea that looking at monsters throughout video transmission could make people go crazy. It really suggests that this monsters have one look for everyone which camera can pick up, and that looking at this image triggers people. Firstly it destroys idea that everyone sees these monsters in it's own way but most importantly it isn't consistent, if looking at this monster in glorious 4k or 1080p triggers people, than watching it in like 120p or even less does this the same? If you have image in such low resolution you really can't distinguish between such a monster and a human and if even it triggers people than why paintings of monster which they saw don't trigger them? I guess that they are much better reflecting them than low resolution video, and even when there is a border when photos become lethal, than at what resolution it is? I understand that it is needed for film but it is stupid nevertheless.

  • Beep boop
    Beep boop 3 days ago +1

    Finally someone is smart

  • Cavox
    Cavox 3 days ago

    I hate, HATE when directors try the "before and now" two timelines simultaneously. You're literally spoiling the movie for everyone and killing off the tension. It's not fun, stop it.

  • Gaj
    Gaj 3 days ago

    Here is the problem who put too much weight into things.... you decided to criticise it too much. I didn't even know this Netflix film was a big thing... I just watched it because it showed up on recommended over Christmas. I thought "that's okay" and that was it, but now there is some big backlash to it? Why? This wasn't;t a Star Wars sequel, this was just some unknown thing randomly released on Netflix, it was okay, that's it.

  • Zoey Raven
    Zoey Raven 3 days ago

    i feel smarter watching this LOL

  • Michael Huffman
    Michael Huffman 3 days ago +1

    It's just people being pleasantly surprised by something, and so that surprise element becomes viral. Almost everyone has Netflix...their movies just pop on our radar, we say hmm let's check it out, and watch it with little to fanfare in advance. It's about the nature of Netflix more than the actual movie I think.

  • dawie
    dawie 3 days ago

    Bravo!

  • Andrés López
    Andrés López 3 days ago +1

    Bird box its trash

  • TheHardback Reader
    TheHardback Reader 3 days ago

    I personally think he's pissed because it had such a high ratings, but they (like some of these points) are over exaggerated. The mistake was the viewers. I just think it's eh. Not good, not bad.

  • REAL Storyteller
    REAL Storyteller 3 days ago

    first of all, unless youre a storyteller, nobody should take your opinion seriously.
    granted, this movie is basically a mediocre movie that only has one thing going for it: it does not show the monsters. this is the only decision that made this movie work.
    i dont think it deserves the hate tho. there are far worse movies on netflix. Spectrum being one

  • Hendrik rätsep
    Hendrik rätsep 3 days ago

    you suck

  • Emily Norris
    Emily Norris 3 days ago +1

    The birds sense the creatures, not the crazy people

  • Emily Norris
    Emily Norris 3 days ago

    I think the book came out before The Happening

  • Emily Norris
    Emily Norris 3 days ago

    It's good, not great, predictable but definitely entertaining

  • Cmygo
    Cmygo 3 days ago +2

    *This movie is absolutely blatant cultural-marxist, open border, multicultural, pro-miscegenation, anti-white propaganda!*
    The non-whites are seemingly flawless except for the latina police woman, who probably was persuaded/coaxed by the degenerate, *white* drug user to ditch the group.
    -The smart black nerd = knows whats up and informs people, knows where to find food, sacrifices himself for the group
    -The gay asian guy = super friendly even though the old conservative *white* man is mean to him, sacrifices himself for the group
    -The black veteran = absolute alpha male, muscular, charming, loving, caring, compassionate, shows the strong independent single-mom (who need no man) that he is the perfect mate for her, sacrifices himself for the children he pretty much adopted (even though it's a well-known fact that black men don't even take care of their own biological children...)
    Meanwhile all the bad guys are white (mostly men), portrayed as conservative, gun-toting rednecks and maniacs, trying to fuck everything up ("white people destroy the world", "we can't have nice things because whitey")... *Reverse the roles, please reverse the roles! Make all the bad guys non-white (black, hispanic, arab, etc.) and the 3 self-sacrificing good guys I just described white and this movie would be considered a racist, bigoted, hateful piece of white supremacist propaganda!*
    Also the evil old conservative white guy is pretty much always right. He says "Don't do this, it is a bad idea", everybody else is like "Fuck you, you are a dumb meanie!", people die! Over and over and over again!
    -He told his wife not to go outside and try to help people, she goes and dies
    -He told the asian guy not to look at the security camera, he does it anyways and dies
    -He told people not to let Olympia in, they do it anyways, she let's the crazy person in, he wants to throw the crazy person out, they don't do it (instead they knock evil old conservative white guy out and lock him up), the crazy person ends up killing them...
    He is the voice of reason in this liberal, multicultural hellhole where everybody is doing stupid things in order to be nice... Apparently being nice is more important than staying alive in the apocalypse...

  • Clarissa Garcia
    Clarissa Garcia 3 days ago

    I would love to see a pulp fiction review, or the shining, or any classic films.

  • RedheadDevil
    RedheadDevil 3 days ago +1

    The SJW cringe in this movie was too much for me to finish it. And I like me some cringe but it was unbearable

  • Susan Elder
    Susan Elder 3 days ago

    I thoroughly enjoyed this movie !! Your an asshole !!!

  • Vlad the guru
    Vlad the guru 3 days ago

    Execution matters. And people liked the execution stop bitching.

    • Vlad the guru
      Vlad the guru 3 days ago

      +Sfae it can be but he is over the top with it.

    • Sfae
      Sfae 3 days ago

      “If a lot of people like it, it can’t be criticized.” - Vlad the guru, 2019

  • Tommy L
    Tommy L 3 days ago +1

    The kids were called boy and girl because she didn't want to get too close to them

  • David Sullivan
    David Sullivan 3 days ago

    Why don't you wake up and realize that all large release movies are social engineering and indoctrination. They just want to fck with your brain.

  • CHACHAwithBONES
    CHACHAwithBONES 3 days ago

    I have so much to say about this damn film. I was looking forward to it because of the clout. I had to read the novel first, so I did that and watched it yesterday.
    The book was amazing. In fact, most of the issues you (and I) have are non existent in the novel, which is a short 250 page and could have easily been adapted to film just like A Clockwork Orange was.
    They added characters that ultimately killed character development of others. They rushed every event and shoved romance into the story. The kids should have served an important role in the travels that was not even implied.
    The pacing in the film was awful, and they ruined the suspense. The climax was utter shit, and I ended up being angry once the credits rolled.
    They really changed 90% of what was supposed to happen, and did it like amateurs. 2017's "IT" didnt stay true to the book but still managed to be an amazing film, so I'm not just being a purist.
    Anyway, I could write a whole dissertation about this so I'll just stop. Everyone do yourself a favor and read the book.

  • llamasarus1
    llamasarus1 4 days ago

    People like the film because they don't think like critics. Which is a good thing.

  • thegreatdictator
    thegreatdictator 4 days ago +1

    birdbox is anti-white propaganda.
    basically its the Gillette ad if it was a movie.

  • funkeybikemonkey
    funkeybikemonkey 4 days ago

    Gosh dude chill. Its just a shitty movie what's only real purpose is to tell you what's going to happen to us and for the elites to to chat to one another. They have to tell us what's happening.... Look it up. That's why this movie is weird. Its a language of symbols not really a movie... Annnnd discuss!

  • sparkpenguin
    sparkpenguin 4 days ago

    if you came here wondering about the clickbaity title and thinking "oh this must be fedora-warrior anti-sjw crybabying pretending to be an intellectual critique," save yourself the watch, it absolutely is just a bunch of anti diversity dogwhistling. for some audible-whistling as proof, if you DO want to not sit through more than a few minutes, look at some of the positive comments-- there's not many, in fact the whole section is mostly confused people wondering what was so bad about the movie and juuuust a feeeww people complaining about the 'target audience' which is more code for "i agree dude, how did so many commies get in here this movie was trash diversity propaganda!"

  • Bob Scherr
    Bob Scherr 4 days ago

    This movie is a complete mess. Almost everything in the movie was stupid. Taylor only hit on a few of the incongruities but there were dozens more. The story was terrible. The acting was poor. The cinematic qualities were amateurish. And the ending was anticlimactic.

  • Pietro Del Franco
    Pietro Del Franco 4 days ago

    Holliwood is so satanic. They are even making us pay more soon for netflix. Will probably cancel my subscription.

  • Pietro Del Franco
    Pietro Del Franco 4 days ago +1

    The real deal with this movie is that all bad people are white. Really.

  • Ascend SG
    Ascend SG 4 days ago

    How many times you must have watched this! Netflix will be chuffed. The detail you go into is unbelievable & ateotd doesn't convince me it's particularly bad. You need to do something else with your time.

  • HypieTV2
    HypieTV2 4 days ago

    I agree with this but for some reason I still like the film I think its incredible.

  • DragonTamer67
    DragonTamer67 4 days ago

    I just don’t like that people kill themselves in the movie

  • Michael Cristian
    Michael Cristian 4 days ago +1

    Anti-White! Anti-Mexican! Racist movie!

  • John Doe
    John Doe 4 days ago +1

    All movies are a “political thing” if you haven’t figured out that the left controls Hollywood then you are not paying attention.

  • Eric B
    Eric B 4 days ago +1

    Birdbox is racist. That's why racist people love it.

  • Eric
    Eric 4 days ago

    You're a jerkoff for sure.

  • Andy Erickson
    Andy Erickson 4 days ago

    Typically the Bird Box challenge is done by applying a blind fold to a persons head, effectively covering their eyes. This guy, however, has instead chosen to shove his entire head up his own ass. Well played sir.

  • Kevin Jimenez
    Kevin Jimenez 4 days ago

    Man you are a downer

  • brian harrington
    brian harrington 4 days ago

    Makes me sad too.

  • brian harrington
    brian harrington 4 days ago

    Charle Mansons kitchen the hole house.

  • D anbu
    D anbu 4 days ago

    Oh one more thing......I HATE THIS GUY WITH A PASSION.

  • D anbu
    D anbu 4 days ago

    I hate this guy with a passion

  • JDolande
    JDolande 4 days ago

    Bro really? The windchimes?

  • Bobby Verola
    Bobby Verola 4 days ago +1

    you should be on cinemasins 😂

    • Kick X Weeb
      Kick X Weeb Day ago

      He just actually hates it in general cinema sins is actually funny and likes the film a tiny bit

  • kassard1
    kassard1 5 days ago

    All I have to contribute is everyone is talking about the title being the box of birds she has and all I'm thinking is does no one see the title might be referring to the place they get to by the end of the film? It's like a giant bird cage/avery a giant box space with bird in it.
    Like The Walking Dead title isn't referring to the zombies but the humans that are just fighting off the inevitable. Dead wo/men walking.
    Of all the reviews no one has even toyed with the idea that the title is possibly referring to the safe haven at the end.
    Just a thought.

  • Grewe Bear
    Grewe Bear 5 days ago

    Seems like you might be wrong if this many people like it

  • Ryan
    Ryan 5 days ago

    "Gee isn't all this mass suicide thing awful."
    Ten minutes later.
    "It's here now."

  • xDjinn
    xDjinn 5 days ago

    Nevermind the bullocks shes a male to female trans!

  • Vivian De La Paz
    Vivian De La Paz 5 days ago +3

    Pretentious, pretentious

  • hyam e
    hyam e 5 days ago

    my favorite thing are the think piece threads people are writing on twitter trying to allude that this film is supposed to be some social commentary on mental illness in society 😂 it’s genuinely troubling that people think this film is groundbreaking in any respect

  • Chance Wolf
    Chance Wolf 5 days ago

    It was a terrible movie. After I finished it I felt like I wasted my time.

  • nayan prakash
    nayan prakash 5 days ago

    Agree a 100% !! It’s a terrible movie!

  • Daniel Turner
    Daniel Turner 5 days ago

    This movie is about what cell phone is going to do to mankind you idiot

  • Dawn Melissa
    Dawn Melissa 5 days ago +1

    "Why does he put on pants to answer the radio" 🤣🤣🤣 I feel like I agree with everything you said. I was very disappointed in this film even though I love Sandra Bullock. I'm mad I was tricked into watching this movie. It was definitely hyped up.

  • Nia B
    Nia B 5 days ago

    As a movie, it was absolutely tragic. I enjoyed it, I suppose, but yeah, it wasn't a well done movie. As a writer and person interested in cinema, I had issues with the storytelling. However, a lot of your complaints here based in misunderstandings, e.g. the "unaffected" were affected, they were doing the same thing Gary was; the creatures were out there with Fish Fingers, that's why the birds tripped during that scene but not when Gary was there, etc. All in all, this review is kinda tragic as well

  • Mark R
    Mark R 5 days ago

    100% agree, thank you!

  • SWA;;@@/.12
    SWA;;@@/.12 5 days ago +4

    Don't understand Netflix? It's simple.
    It's a Jewish-brainwashing tool, feeding the people bullshit idealism that has no place in the REAL world, causing them to undermine each other and inevitably leading to the downfall of the white race.