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You can’t make a movie about a smiley face
Worst movie ever 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
The Emoji Movie Sucked 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Fuck you Jeremy, go against the populair opinion! The movie is actual better than the hype " I have to hate this movie so much because everybody does it". Gene parents being over the top "meh" is actual very funny and Hi 5 should have a spin off!
I didn't watch it yet but i liked the trailer
Never planned to see it. Didn't want to see it. Forced to watch it tonight while babysitting and then I had to come back and rewatch this review for catharsis. It really is dog shit.
Here's the story of how I watched the emoji movie in theaters for $1 I was going to the movies with my family to watch an older movie (Kung fu Panda) and the theater charged a dollar. (I don't know if other theaters do this, but mine did) and we got our popcorn, and we waited for the movie to start. Fifteen minutes after the movie was supposed to start, an employee came in and said that the projection wasn't working for the movie, and we were free to watch whatever movie we wanted in another theater. Now I wanted to go see Doctor Strange. But, my mom said no, because of my younger siblings (they weren't allowed to watch pg-13) and my mom didn't trust me enough to watch the movie on my own (I was 9 then) so, the only other movie that was family-friendly was... the emoji movie. So, we watched THAT. and after the movie was finished, I looked at my mom, and said, "I want my dollar back."
I guess you could say it *SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!*
This movie is clearly Marxist propaganda with intersectional feminism mixed in, targeted at our youngest and most vulnerable to indoctrination.
The second worst movie 🎥 the emoji movie 🍿
I hated it to
Why is an adult reviewing a movie little ass children , and then climbing it is no good . Like with most things you have to put yourself in the targeted audience this movie cannot be good to anybody but a three year old .
john silcox you don’t have to be a kid to enjoy or hate a children’s movie. C’mon mate, the kids weren’t even laughing at the theater i went to
Emoji is the best movie ever made- is the first thing I said to my friend on April 1st 2018.
This movie is a 90 minute ad that you can't skip
The sad thing is I took my bff on her b day to see this shrit and she almost walked straight out I will never forgive This movie for my BFFs birthday being rurried plez message and comment if you took any of your friends to see this shrit
At least you didn't scream at the top of your lungs like Chris Stuckmann
The Emoji Movie: I want to stuck a gun up my fucking ass and pull the trigger
The quickest wreck it Ralph review lol
I watched this movie. The worst torture anyone can receive...
Instead of making a good Popeye movie...which showed promise from the leaked footage...and Sony's stupid ass went with the most idiotic idea possible. ...Emojis...not even once.
Never gonna see this
No one asks for phone numbers anymore, they steal the digits from the class group chat on whatsapp
Here’s a sad fact: one of the writers of this movie is Mike White, the same dude who wrote School of Rock.
This genre of movies are disturbing:the bee movie: one job for the rest of your lifeinside out: one emotion foreverEmoji movie: one expression
Aye man, i didnt like it either, but you cant dogshit a kids movie. My youngest loves it. Takin low hanging fruit jermy
It truly disturbs me that this movie made $200 million more than Kubo and the Two Strings. Ass. Balls. Tits.
Goddamn you're annoying. Ham up the WACKY ZANY persona some more, you bland wallpaper personality'less twat.
Where’s my Font Movie at? Where’s my Upper Case Letter Movie? Or Lower Case for that matter?The person who conceived of this movie needs to be thrown into jail, he is a danger to society.
I got sick as fuck over the weekend so I watched the movie on Netflix to release my anger and misery onto it.
This is the worst movie I've ever seen!
The world we live in. It's so... Wondrous. Mysterious. Even magical. No... No no no.. Not that world. I meant this one. The smartphone. Each system and program app is it's own little planet of perfect. Technology. All providing services so necessary, so crucial, so unbelievably profound. Look who just sent me a text! Addie McCallister? It must be a mistake. Or a joke. Or a scam! Don't send her your social security number. She's right there! That's our user, Alex. And, like every freshman in high school, his whole life, everything, revolves around his phone. And, because the pace of life gets, faster and faster... Phones down in five. And attention spans get shorter and shorter... And... You're probably not even listening to me right now. Who has the time to type out actual words? And that's where we come in. The most important invention in the history of communication! Emojis. That's my home! Textopolis. Here, each of us does one thing, and we have to nail it every time. Christmas tree just has to stand there, all festive. Merry christmas! It's still september, Tim! And princesses... I am so pretty. They just gotta wear their crowns and keep their hair comb. We are so pretty. Devil, Poop, Thumbs Up, they just show up and they're good to go. But for the faces, the pressure is on. Cryer always has to cry, even if he just won the lottery. Hurray, i'm a millionaire! Laugher's always laughing, even if he's just broken his arm. Ahh!! Ah! I can see the bone!! Ah ah ah ah ah... And me, i'm a meh. So I gotta totally be over it all the time, you know? Like meh, who cares. Which is not as easy as it sounds. I gotta be mehhhhhhhhh I GOTTA! Be! Mehhhhhhhhh. Morning, Mrs. D, I see you have the little minis with ya! Oh, they're so... Cute! NYAH, SO ADORABLE, I CAN'T TAKE IT! I WILL NEVER GET THEM TO SLEEP! STICK TO YOUR ONE FACE, WEIRDO. OLE! OLE! OH NO! OH NO! It's hard to only act blasé. When, living in Textopolis is.... Just so exciting! Hello, good simeans! Those are some sharp attaches! Yes, well we have business to attend to. What kind of business? Monkey business. Ha ha ha ha, I sounded british. Meh... Oh, that was really good.. Meh? Meh... Meh ha ha... What the freak ya doing there, mate? Practicing. Today is my first day on the phone. Oh, droit. I'm gonna be so.. Meh. What are you going to do? Blah! Me and the boys are gonna throw ourselves on the barbie! Woo! Puh-zow! Gooday, mate! Hey, konichiwa! Sorry emoticons!! Oh, I hate knocking over the elderly.. Let me help, let me help... Oh, my colon!!! Ducks... Hey, is that the time? HEY, my eyes are up here, pal! Woo ooh hoo! Woo hoo! Right on time! And last week, Alex sent me next to THIS text! Huh? Huh? HA HA HA THAT ELEPHANT PISSED HIMSELF HA HA HA AH HAH HA HAH HAH UH HUH HUH why are YOU laughing, freak? Ho ho ha ha ha! Now, unlike me, my parents are total pros. Gene, please tell me you weren't laughing just now. Gene so help me I swear oh, he was, I remember. Let's go see if you can get it right. I have some bad news, Gene, and i'm afraid that you'll have the wrong reaction. Ok, what's the wrong reaction? Anything other than meh. Come on! I don't want to be late! I'm not letting you go to work today. Wait, WHAT? You're just not ready, son. Come on!! Working in a cube is an Emoji's whole purpose in life! Everybody my age is working on the phone except for me! Oh sweetie, that's not true. Ow! YEAH! I'm going to work on the phone and I'm only ten! That's because I believe in you! Should we wash our hands? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! We're number two! We're number two! See? I, I know i'm different, ok? But, I need to... I can be meh... I just... Want to be a working emoji, you know, like... Everybody else... And then... I would finally fit in, you know? Ah, you fit in, honey. No I don't, mom. I never have. But I could change all that if you just let me! Just give me a chance! But what if you get sent out on the phone, making the wrong face? No dad, i'll make the right face! Look! Meh? You're so handsome when you make that face. I think he's ready, Mel. Meh. Come on, dad. Let me prove it to you. If you really think you're ready... YES! Yes I am! I promise I won't let you down! Wow! Congratulations, everyone! What an exciting day for all of you! Oh, it's really her! Oh, pizza! First day on the job, hi, hi! Don't be nervous! I won't bite! Hi, i'm Smiler! Ho ho ho ho ho... DON'T TOUCH ME! Hi! I mean.. Hey.. As you know, i'm Smiler, i'm the system supervisor here, because I was the original emoji. Here's how it works. It's nothing fancy! Wait a minute... It's really fancy! You each have your own cube on the emoji bar! If Alex chooses you, should you be so lucky, your cube will light up! It's showtime! The scanner will scan you, and that scan will get sent right up to Alex's text box. And let me tell you guys, there is nothing like getting scanned for the first time. A har, you're gonna love it. Now over here is the favorites section, where you'll find all the most popular emojis. And of course, you'll find my cube here. Whoo. You are smooth. Just doing my duty. Ha ha ha! What did I say? Come on, tell me you aren't just a little bit tempted? Steven, for the last time, I don't want to buy a timeshare. Come on, man, it's Hi-5! You know me! I'm a favorite! Alex hasn't picked you in weeks. When he stops picking you, you're no longer a favorite. There's gotta be some sort of mistake, I mean, look at me, i'm an attractive, hand-giving Hi-5! Oh! Fistbump! Come on in! Hey, ladies! FISTBUMP? He's a knucklehead! Literally! Look at him, I can look like that! Ugh, ow, cramp.. Big mistake.. Oh... Help me.. Help up a hand.. Oh... Here you go... Thanks mate... Hey, little man, how about you create a distraction, and i'll just slip under the rope! Uh, oh, is someone lost? Smiler, hiya, just leaving. Yeah, you know, just killing time before I go back to my cube in the far corner where Alex can't even See Me ANYMORE! You may not be a favorite anymore, but you will always have a place, in a cube! Yeah, in the nosebleeds... Uh, i'm standing right here? Words hurt. The most important thing I can tell you is to just be yourself... Basically, happy itself... I am always smiling... Places, please! Emojis to your cubes! Attention, we've got incoming! Gotta be meh, gotta be meh. Oh my gosh, my own cube! I can't believe it... Oh, I could put a plant over here, and over here could go an inspirational calendar, okay, gotta be meh... Look at our son get on there, i'm beaming... With pride! You don't think he'll actually get picked, do you? Hieroglyphics. Hieroglyphics was an ancient language of picture forms. Does that remind anyone of anything. Hello. A language of pictures... Anyone? Early hieroglyphics back in ancient... I gotta reply to Addie's text! What should I write? Nothing! Nothing? Words aren't cool. Ok, be cool, be cool... Alright, Alex is not sure how he wants to play this... Oh! I would really love it to be me! Beam me up! Beam me up! I need thumbs up on standby! Oh yeah! Thumbs up is going in! Wait! Alex is changing his mind! He's moving! Ok, looks like it's gonna be meh... I'm so nervous, I could almost shrug. We are go for meh! Initiating scan! Okay, you can do this. Ah! I can't do this! I can't do it! Stop the scan! I can't, it's too late! Oh! What's he doing? He's making the wrong face! Good for him, little... Wait, what? Ugh. Abort, abort! Oh, shi... Shut it down, shut it down! Ah! What is that emoji? All the emojis present, evacuate the cube! Evacuate the cube! I gotta get out of here! I'm trying! Oh, jeez. Sorry, everybody. That is not what I meant to do! I kinda.. I kinda panicked.. Are you even a meh at all? Uh, who, me? Like you are, is a malfunction! A malfunction? No, I can be meh, just give me one more chance? You know what would be really fun? A board meeting, where we can find out what to do with you! I just wanted to be useful, you know, fit in! Now everybody's calling me a malfunction. I am a malfunction. Even if you are a malfunction, Gene, your mom and dad still love ya. I knew you weren't ready. Let's get you out of here and take you home. One day, all of this will blow over, and everyone will almost forget about what you did. Until then, you should probably stay locked up in the apartment. Wait, you're gonna hide me away? You're embarrassed of me. It's for your own safety. We're trying to protect you, son. Gene, where are you going? I'm not going to run away from this. I'm an emoji, and, even though i'm not exactly sure which one... I've gotta have some sort of purpose here, I know it. Gene, no! Sweetie, please! So, how'd it go, Gavel? Hey, Lightbulb, tell me what's going on in there. What... Poop... What is it? Tell me turd, tell me truth. What happened? I know it was an accident. We all have accidents you're so soft, Poop. Not too soft, I hope. I came up here to defend myself, but, uh, you seem pretty happy. So, good news? I'm always happy. Oh, right, yeah, truth. But the only thing that could ever make me unhappy, is if one of our emojis has made a mistake. Which would cause Alex to lose faith in the phone... And then, our whole gets wiped out! Smiler, I devil pinky swear promise to you that I will never, ever make a mistake in the cube again. Oh, we know you won't, Gene. We know you won't! Ha ha, you know, the first time you said it it sounded genuine, but then you repeated it, and, and then, now it's weird. We're setting you up! With our best anti virus bots! So they'll, like, uh, they'll just, they're gonna fix me? Actually, delete you. But yes! Wait, what? If you get deleted, you don't have to worry about department heads, or the future, or lying about being a malfunction! Because you're deleted, right? Right! Good job! Bots! No! Stop, he's escaped! Party time! Oh, wait a minute... The air is better here! Beer, tea... I'm coffee! Sorry... Ish... Soishy. My old cube! Ugh, pinkeye. Mike! My name's not Mike... Ah! There's AV bots coming! What, me? Just because
so better than suicide squad?
My three-year-old loves this movie
SMASH TIME weird
I did not watch this movie I like using Emoji's in messages but a movie about them that sounds weird. That is why I never watched it and I am happy that I never saw it so I will probably never watch it because it looks bad why I never watched it.
YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK IT. I *LIKE* THIS MOVIE. AND IF YOU WANT TO SPAM ME *JUST BECAUSE OF MY OPINION, FINE!!!!!*
mizan gabriel I won’t. Art is subjective.
Love that Dexter reference.
I actually enjoyed this movie
Just made the mistake of watching this movie for the first time today (waited until it was on Netflix to see it). For me, the Meh parents were the only funny part of the movie.
Good vibrations song is great. It is one of the best animated movie songs.
I like it
I’m excited for the emoji movie!!
0/10 wouldn't bang
The Protagonist no never xdddddd
Mickey Mouse yes
The Protagonist no
Jeremy I’ve been watching your videos for 5 years and I’ve very seldom disagreed with you. This is one of those times!!! This movie was hilarious and I loved it so much. I don’t understand why you said it was boring.
The My Little Pony movie is at least has a better written story then this Shitfest
What is with the fascination with the shit Emoji?
Big franchise plan for shitty product placement cinematic universe following emoji movie fidget spinner movie meme movie mlg movie TVclip poop movie and there plan for shitty cash grab on popular franchise cinematic universe is slender man movie the rake movie Jeff the killer movie Jane the killer movie sonic the hedgehog movie Ben drowned movie
Cut to 2018 and Paddington 2 turns out to be fucking awesome...unlike this piece of shit.
I don't know how you didn't give this movie a 100 emojies out of 10....The movie was amazing!
What you on, emoji movie is bae! See Jacksfilms if you need confirmation
10 furries out of 10
i actually enjoyed this movie. i thought the world was clever enough, and was tied into the real world as good as you can imagine from kids animated movie. and i think most people are wrongly judging this movie because they're not kids. this movie is not for adults. i agree the jokes were a bit cheap, but the plot is actually interesting, and was co-written by mike white. it's about being an individual and going against what traditional roles have said you should do.
The Emoji Movie
The Emoji Movie has Razzie nominations now.
this movie was dumb.
This movie isn't even half as bad as people say.
jeremy you should be a voice actor
The Emoji Movie 2: Emojis Break the Internet
The plot basically felt like it came from a packet that said “add water to make kid’s movie plot”
He probably got her number from the class WhatsApp group.
They should’ve never released it on DVD or Blu-Ray!!!! That movie is like cancer to all of us!!!
David Medina it's a great movie
Jeremy, you rocked this!!!
“International Treasure” Sir Patrick Stewart
Chris Stuckmann had a mental breakdown aftet this movie..
The fact that the popeye movie was cancelled because of this garbage really pissed me off.
Idk what they thought they could pull from emojis 🤷🏽♂️ They weren't doomed from the start lol
1. The Lego Movie: AWESOME2. The Angry Birds Movie: it was ok 3. The Emoji Movie: PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'4. The Pac-Man Movie: ???
The Angry Birds movie did go well but not this
I lost brain cells watching it
His hand movements are more entertaining than the movie lol
That moment when the cool kid say he likes this movie...* world crippling down *
I have no mouth, and I must scream.
It looked terrible in the trailers. Review Moana. I was so excited about Dwayne Johnson, and the movie was boring and terrible!!!!
DEATH OF STALIN REVIEW PLEASE
I enjoyed this movie and I took my 8 yr old sister and she love it. She gave 10 at of 10. No joke. My 5th time watching it.
I miss when you just roasted shitty movies
Lion King .
Personally, I think this movie is not bad. Am I weird?
Alex probably got the phone number through social media
The movie is so boring this review made me yawn.
This movie has made over *$200,000,000* in the box office.Oh dear God. 😞
Well, at least this film was better then zootopia.
no it wasn't
So the Emoji movie is Inside Out and Wreck it Ralph if they were skinned alive and worn as a disgusting Frankenstein meat puppet with Emoji stickers on it. Essentially it's Sony's corporate rendition of Silence of the Lambs.
The movie was good. He didn't watch it, just going on assumptions
John Smith the movies shit get over it. He did watch it because he reviewed it.
I like the Emoji Movie.
its crazy how the they make previews that make it look like it will be good. from what im hearing, the preview was all the good parts and i mean ALL of them was apparently in the preview or trailer. i thought this was a brilliant for a movie so i guess it was wasted potential. they probably was motivated by greed to just let it be about advertising apps and not worrying about making it at least a little decent.
The Next Movie Of Sony Is Fidget Spinner The Movie
This movie was 😕If you don’t get my horrible pun i used a meh emoji..I’m sorry
"Alright, the Emoji Movie. You're not gonna watch it. Just DON'T. Why would you do that?!" Unfortunately people have, because it MADE A PROFIT IN THE THEATERS!! Why, people, did you let the Emoji Movie make a profit??
I ponder how this was made, I mean there are kids in my 10th grade class who didn't see this thing , now niether did I,but the kids think that the "music" they listen to is good didn't see this kids hate this adults hate this I hate this!!!!!! WHY???? WHY!!!!!!
We paid to see a 2 hour commercial.
The emoji movie is not relevant enough for you to do a review on it.
Can u react My Little Pony: The Movie?
Hey this movie is not THAT bad, its a okay movie for me.