How To Cook a Thanksgiving Turkey

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  • Squidward
    Squidward 8 months ago +303

    Wtf it is too early in the morning for this. My brain can handle an existential crisis or contemplating whether I need a turkey brine or why stupid JIMMY won’t text me back when he clearly has all the time in the world to post pictures of his labradoodle on IG, but NOT all three at once.

  • angelasings24
    angelasings24 15 days ago

    this only has 70,000 views??? im actually angry this video is way too funny to just have 70k :(((((

  • 2byol
    2byol 21 day ago

    *well, I'm depressed now..*

  • drevmsof sxrrxw
    drevmsof sxrrxw 6 months ago +1

    I love this so much 😂😂💖💖

  • Lee Hyuk
    Lee Hyuk 6 months ago +1

    And now i am a fan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Alex Tayler
    Alex Tayler 6 months ago

    Show compassion - go vegan

  • Jennifer Le
    Jennifer Le 6 months ago

    OMG Megan mentioned Jimmy..her manther...(reference to Wong Fu Lunch Break)

  • Ava Brice
    Ava Brice 6 months ago

    This is sad I have 13 chickens 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

  • Kailey Devours
    Kailey Devours 6 months ago

    This video made me subscribe😏

  • Arli Quinn
    Arli Quinn 6 months ago

    Megan wtf

  • Sparkly Star
    Sparkly Star 6 months ago +1

    I'm here from Shane

  • Gabrielle Pivoriunaite
    Gabrielle Pivoriunaite 6 months ago

    I LOVED THIS

  • Aizen Princima
    Aizen Princima 7 months ago

    This is hilarious😂

  • Veni Vidi Amavi
    Veni Vidi Amavi 7 months ago

    I love this so much, this is me in my deepest heart towards baking in general

  • Tye Nicole
    Tye Nicole 8 months ago

    this was gold

  • diovi rae tumampos
    diovi rae tumampos 8 months ago

    WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE VIEWS GAAAH

  • Simply Polished
    Simply Polished 8 months ago

    1:57 to 2:47 who is she talking about?

  • Chris-Kraken
    Chris-Kraken 8 months ago

    2:10

  • RJackson
    RJackson 8 months ago

    "They were texting... they were texting *you*"
    I lost it.

  • T Himawan
    T Himawan 8 months ago

    Ham Himawan

  • Mrs Meeseeks
    Mrs Meeseeks 8 months ago

    well I wasn't expecting to cry

  • Meera
    Meera 8 months ago +1

    Megan looks like the actress from three to tango

  • alyciadweeb
    alyciadweeb 8 months ago

    THIS IS SO FUNNY! Subscribed 🤣👍
    OH DANG and also super existential 😱😭

  • Thrannn
    Thrannn 8 months ago

    damn your hair is beautyful

  • Punderful Things
    Punderful Things 8 months ago

    I love the words on the pie at the end xD

  • Punderful Things
    Punderful Things 8 months ago

    That monologue was way too real

  • NaJHaikezeh
    NaJHaikezeh 8 months ago

    This went from 0 to a 100 real fast xD

  • simplychillinnn
    simplychillinnn 8 months ago

    Holy shit Megan you never fail to make us both laugh and sink into an existential crisis. You’re such a great writer!

  • Tyler Wibstad
    Tyler Wibstad 8 months ago

    Great content! Your videos haven't popped up recently on my feed and I can't believe I missed this!

  • Six OfOne
    Six OfOne 8 months ago

    I think this is one of your most creative videos yet, but some may not watch it because they think it's really about how to cook a turkey.

  • TL
    TL 8 months ago

    If my name is Timmy, do I get docked points or bonus points? Also I can cook but it doesn't matter because nothing matters in this cold cold world that is actually getting warmer due to climate change which makes it a warm warm world that will envelope our decaying bodies after we die as we let out our last warm breath while our bodies get colder and I don't know where this went so nvm time to eat

  • Blackstevenseagal4
    Blackstevenseagal4 8 months ago +2

    you're hot

  • SpadeXero
    SpadeXero 8 months ago +4

    So was this script made before of after you got kittens?

  • K K
    K K 8 months ago

    Correct me if i'm wrong, but this reminds me of the movie Memento. So cuteeeeee megan!

  • angeline mirsh
    angeline mirsh 8 months ago

    Gonna leave u now megan, unsubscribed. Because! I waited so long for ur vlog and this is what we will get?! This is only to show megan is too busy to share a more decent vlogs dapat marunong kang lumingon sa pinanggalingan mo megan kameng mga fans mo. It's not like u have a disease like will dasovich to be busy, i loved you and u dissapoint me. Bye

  • theunbrokenpiece
    theunbrokenpiece 8 months ago

    such an emotional cooking guide

  • Alana Saiz
    Alana Saiz 8 months ago

    😂😂😂🙌🏾perfectly put together

  • Amy S
    Amy S 8 months ago +3

    This is giving me Anna Akana vibesss

  • Derpy Day
    Derpy Day 8 months ago

    Cats are awesome idc idc lol

  • KpopowaMi
    KpopowaMi 8 months ago +3

    Can you please continue doing monthly favorites, pretty please 🙏

  • Jimmy D.
    Jimmy D. 8 months ago

    This Jimmy DEFINITELY thinks you are wifey material, Megan.

  • kirvi_03
    kirvi_03 8 months ago

    Megan is definitely wifey material

  • ea0529
    ea0529 8 months ago +3

    Ba-Ba-Batoon and music outro were switched. Curious...very curious.

  • Sol Skal
    Sol Skal 8 months ago

    100.

  • aarushi jain28
    aarushi jain28 8 months ago

    Complete art... ur work just keeps getting better... u r on the rise baby =* =* =* much love

  • Latoyia Sappington
    Latoyia Sappington 8 months ago

    f you girl

  • Kim Harvey
    Kim Harvey 8 months ago +2

    Whoa! Not what I was expecting... Thanksgiving is about being thankful for what yu have girl...

  • meowmeowgrl
    meowmeowgrl 8 months ago

    the I'D RATHER NOT pie😂

  • Alicia Suastika
    Alicia Suastika 8 months ago

    3:03 the pie says i'd rather not

  • Stay_Cute
    Stay_Cute 8 months ago

    Soo soo funny, love this so much. Great job Megan. xD

  • Yasind
    Yasind 8 months ago

    As Bayrakları as as :D Türkler

  • Shalom News
    Shalom News 8 months ago

    We must hit Turkey

  • Brian Tyler
    Brian Tyler 8 months ago

    Unoriginal

  • Andie Ulysse
    Andie Ulysse 8 months ago +6

    This is TOO GOOD but like... is everything okay?

  • UpAndUps
    UpAndUps 8 months ago

    I was a bit intimidated about you getting a house before me, but I will always see you as wife material.

  • K. Phen
    K. Phen 8 months ago

    megans hair is so long im literally not used to this oh my still looks pretty tho

  • K. Phen
    K. Phen 8 months ago

    :))))

  • Kristen Villanueva
    Kristen Villanueva 8 months ago +5

    girl u good?

  • Erich Cervantez
    Erich Cervantez 8 months ago +3

    I was looking for an actual Thanksgiving turkey recipe but found this instead. Pretty hilarious! This could be on TV.

  • Helideth Sanchez
    Helideth Sanchez 8 months ago +10

    When you come to this video to actually know how to cook a turkey but get this .... Haha super cool video but now I need to find one to help me cook a turkey

    • Batuhan Doğan
      Batuhan Doğan 8 months ago

      Ne dediğini anlamadım ama ananı sikerim

  • HP.Suprchrg96
    HP.Suprchrg96 8 months ago

    FriEndsGiVIng??.. TWilight ZoNE ?? SoLiTUde ZOne ?? WiFeYZOnE ?? Ooohh It's BAtOOnZoNE ViDEo!!.. I'm Sooooo Lucky My Sisters R the ones to Deal with ThanksGiving Turkey Every Year. Happy Thanksgiving Megan ..LoL ;o)

  • forever Mello
    forever Mello 8 months ago

    🙁 awkwaaaard.

  • Conor v
    Conor v 8 months ago

    Help me raise $$$ for my mom, she lost her apartment and she also takes care of my son www.gofundme.com/thank-you-momma-for-raising-my-son

  • Keckster K
    Keckster K 8 months ago

    MyFixEarning.com/?refer=60650 check that out, Easy$$$

  • Ceee Ceee
    Ceee Ceee 8 months ago

    Why the hell doesn't this have more views this is hilarious

  • Kaleb Cordovi
    Kaleb Cordovi 8 months ago

    One word: 😂

    I lied, there were two lol

  • b.thach
    b.thach 8 months ago

    This is such a well made video!

  • Air23
    Air23 8 months ago +3

    I actually wanted to learn how to make a turkey

  • Ang A.
    Ang A. 8 months ago

    I love this episode of rick and morty

  • Project Studio TV
    Project Studio TV 8 months ago

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  • DONALD TRUMP
    DONALD TRUMP 8 months ago

    Hello megan batoon,how are you ı am donald trump

  • Naber Knk
    Naber Knk 8 months ago

    Türkiye ile ne alakası var laaaa oç

  • Kyla Vargas
    Kyla Vargas 8 months ago

    Oooo, who's JIMMY??😏

  • John Stoffel
    John Stoffel 8 months ago

    I always knew she was a meat eater

    • UpAndUps
      UpAndUps 8 months ago

      Yeah most of the world is, The only reason people are able to not eat meat is because of science. If not you would die if you didn't eat meat. It's a natural thing.

  • diovi rae tumampos
    diovi rae tumampos 8 months ago

    THIS IS ME WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT I SHOULD COOK FOR DINNER

  • OfficiallyLeneia
    OfficiallyLeneia 8 months ago

    New edits, who this????????????????????

  • 笑博您一一
    笑博您一一 8 months ago

    我去,强大,舌尖上的美食

  • K' REN LUV
    K' REN LUV 8 months ago

    very good the video

  • Mo Chubby
    Mo Chubby 8 months ago +3

    Step one: But a pre-cooked turkey at your local Trader Joe's or Whole Foods.
    Step two: Done.

  • Colleen Margaux
    Colleen Margaux 8 months ago

    QUALITY CONTENT

  • Basil Mencias
    Basil Mencias 8 months ago

    I'd rather not. ;)

  • Renatus0
    Renatus0 8 months ago +2

    soo... how do I make a turkey?

  • David
    David 8 months ago

    You watched the working out video didn't you? Lol

  • VillainABean
    VillainABean 8 months ago +1

    you butter ful

  • Miguel Zaldivar
    Miguel Zaldivar 8 months ago +1

    One of your best videos in a long time. Please keep it up. We all need more Megan Batoon in our lives!!

  • Archie Inoncillo
    Archie Inoncillo 8 months ago +3

    LOL! This was good! it reminded me of that "How to Lose Weight in 4 Easy Steps" video. Fuckin' took me on a tangent thinking "Oh, Megan will show us some legit turkey/chicken cooking." or nah.

  • Wintr ‎
    Wintr ‎ 8 months ago +1

    With what usually happens I was expecting less Tasty and more HowToBasic.
    Edit* 1:31 never mind.

  • SexyTimeTV
    SexyTimeTV 8 months ago

    Lechon. Villondo. Buado.

  • Brian McConkey
    Brian McConkey 8 months ago

    oow, that one was a bit real!

  • Vallilia Bridge
    Vallilia Bridge 8 months ago

    Mashed potatoes howard

  • Jeremy Zeeky
    Jeremy Zeeky 8 months ago

    I recognized some people from life according to Jimmy 😂

  • bananaboomer
    bananaboomer 8 months ago

    *jimmy*

  • knightschica13
    knightschica13 8 months ago

    Collard Greens(w/ smoked turkey wings) Flakes :)

  • Trixia Dela Rosa
    Trixia Dela Rosa 8 months ago +4

    Why did this remind me of a darker version of a BuzzFeed food tutorial lol

  • FonzMedia
    FonzMedia 8 months ago

    I love Megan

  • Kerry - KL Havoc
    Kerry - KL Havoc 8 months ago +1

    I'm sad, I need 30 minute videos from Megan, not 3 minute ones!

  • Miriam Lopez
    Miriam Lopez 8 months ago +1

    Freaking Jimmy, harshing the thanksgiving mood.

  • Gbaby
    Gbaby 8 months ago

    Don't do this shit again.

  • hugsfromdad
    hugsfromdad 8 months ago +78

    just laughed WAY too hard at this. I. NEED. BLOOPERS.

  • Emily Church
    Emily Church 8 months ago +3

    I love how the pumpkin pie 🥧 says “I rather not” 😂😂