Dave Chapelle: The Reason Why Terrorists Won't take Black People As Hostages

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  • Bizzaro MG
    Bizzaro MG 15 days ago +1

    **repeats quote from the video**
    **somehow gets 1K likes**

  • Love Life
    Love Life 22 days ago

    Malerin was a hoe yep haha

  • Love Life
    Love Life 22 days ago

    Whatchu talkin about ! Clinton had Cocaine parties

  • 2dougla
    2dougla 25 days ago

    Dave is great. The title of this video is whack. It's a clickbait tactic. Which isn't too bad cause the video itself is crazy funny. However because of the title, the surprise factor of the whole punchline is gone. Idiots.

  • Dacia Jackson
    Dacia Jackson 25 days ago

    Not in the Trump era politics

  • Gustavo Paniza
    Gustavo Paniza Month ago

    "Stop sucking the embassador's dick" lmaooo

  • Jim Rod
    Jim Rod Month ago

    Kennedy really fucked Monroe ? Lol

  • Témitope Obinna
    Témitope Obinna Month ago

    Any NIGERIAN in the building thumbs up

  • ATM
    ATM Month ago +2

    Such a good audience. Back when you could do comedy without offending every other person.

  • Dee White
    Dee White Month ago

    This guy is brilliant. Greetings from New Zealand

  • mi ma
    mi ma Month ago

    2020 😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao

  • M C
    M C Month ago

    February 2020

  • Brazilian WavEment
    Brazilian WavEment Month ago +1

    He can imitate white ppl to good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • H0udst3r H0udwt3r
    H0udst3r H0udwt3r 2 months ago

    Back when he was funny

  • Michael
    Michael 2 months ago +1

    The baby bit was hilarious!

  • Tyson Time
    Tyson Time 2 months ago

    Love the guy. But probably the most racist comedian around. He even has his own white voice for a decade plus. Targets white people vs black people in every sketch he does, but no one bothers. Black face is condemned, but Chapelle can does white face without any repercussions. Robert Downey bagged for doing black face, but Wayans brothers do white chicks, not a single response. You see the irony here!

  • CBU2221990
    CBU2221990 2 months ago

    Back when Dave was really funny

  • S. Karma
    S. Karma 2 months ago +1

    4:20 and now Dave endorses Yang. Makes sense.

    BOY BOY 2 months ago

    Wait... in the wash the dumbass kidnappers took mr wash as a hostage

  • Some Guy
    Some Guy 2 months ago +1

    ah the 90s, when people cared if presidents have class.

  • gkcoolway
    gkcoolway 2 months ago

    İ like to give a shoutout to ray-ray and big steve hahahhahah 😂😂😂😂

  • A Smelly Cardassian
    A Smelly Cardassian 2 months ago

    bitch, my family's here!

  • and1 shoes
    and1 shoes 2 months ago


  • Angelica Wright
    Angelica Wright 2 months ago +1

    Is dave chap the dade from the proud family???

  • Kraken 77
    Kraken 77 2 months ago +2

    Its 2020 iran took over the US embassy and released the 5 black people who were inside

  • Winnie the Pootie Tang
    Winnie the Pootie Tang 2 months ago

    But... they do in places like Africa and pirates on the Gulf of Aden
    *flees comments*

  • Xnx Gaming
    Xnx Gaming 3 months ago +1

    "He was lookin' right in ma face"
    I spat my alcohol ALL over my computer...thanks Chappelle....

  • Mubarak Cadani
    Mubarak Cadani 3 months ago

    I'm bit surprised that this stand-up was 20 years ago.

  • Lebogang Legodi
    Lebogang Legodi 3 months ago +5

    “Come here little baby nigger...” Dave is just something else😂😂

  • Aahad D. Haque
    Aahad D. Haque 3 months ago

    2019, and still watching it today. Anyone else??

  • woodi moddy
    woodi moddy 3 months ago

    Outa him or Kevin I'll choose him everytime

  • Pong Padour
    Pong Padour 3 months ago

    He's the funniest stand up comedian to be honest

  • Mariano Freyre
    Mariano Freyre 4 months ago


  • Poppa Jacks
    Poppa Jacks 4 months ago +20

    2019 and still no black hostages.

  • A_Shred Gaming
    A_Shred Gaming 4 months ago

    Tell this to Boko Haram

  • Silver Man
    Silver Man 4 months ago +4

    That Nigerian thumbs up expression always gets me loooool

  • Sydney Cedric Matsheza
    Sydney Cedric Matsheza 4 months ago

    Mr president stop sucking the Ambassadors dick.......hahahahahahahaha #DEAD

  • Roo C
    Roo C 4 months ago

    Love and regards from India ❤️✌️🍻

  • Keshawn Thomas
    Keshawn Thomas 5 months ago

    They definitely cloned this man 🤷🤷💘😩

  • Senna Taylor
    Senna Taylor 5 months ago +3

    "He'd be in meetings embarrassing America"
    Lol, our current president doesn't even need a coke addiction to embarrass America. He does it completely sober and completely for free.

  • Rogemille Castillo
    Rogemille Castillo 5 months ago

    I need to clear this up for my 3:30 c'mon... Oh boy... 😂😂😂😂😂

  • surfitlive
    surfitlive 5 months ago +2

    He made fun of *racism, Terrorists, Middle Eastern people, Asians, Blacks, Whites, politicians, politics, male, female......babies.*
    But *no Alphabet people* .....they should be OUTRAGED he didn't include them!

  • Steve
    Steve 5 months ago

    Chapelle is comedy genius!!

  • George
    George 5 months ago

    what's this special called?

  • Delikanli67k
    Delikanli67k 5 months ago +2

    This is timeless Shit and before 9/11 Filmed in 1999.
    This is Genius.

  • Cozy
    Cozy 5 months ago +12

    2019 anyone?!?!

  • Iron Ballz
    Iron Ballz 5 months ago +4

    White People are Racially Libertarian...

    • Giraffe Guy
      Giraffe Guy 5 months ago

      Just a tad bit of a generalization.

  • Pancho Villa
    Pancho Villa 6 months ago

    In a plane 🤣

  • Squints McGee
    Squints McGee 6 months ago

    The Kennedy's were Democrats too that's something of an indicator isn't it

    • Squints McGee
      Squints McGee 6 months ago

      Eh it takes all kinds to be fair when a Republican gets caught its one of those fire and brimstone religious family values guys and he gets caught trying to hook up in an airport mens room which is funny as hell

    • vaguevoices
      vaguevoices 6 months ago

      That aint the takeaway here, it's that some men just are serial fornicators and believe me those can be found on both sides

  • rici sal
    rici sal 6 months ago

    A real shit

  • Ho Lee Fok
    Ho Lee Fok 6 months ago

    "bitch, my family is here"

  • Tipu Sensei
    Tipu Sensei 6 months ago

    This was one of the best standups in the history of standups

  • Jonas Mark Dejelo
    Jonas Mark Dejelo 6 months ago

    Came here after stickand stones. Damn! One of the greatest!

  • Quagmire
    Quagmire 6 months ago +1

    Anyone here after Sticks and Stones?

  • Shaun Mason Music
    Shaun Mason Music 6 months ago

    “Mrrr. Prrresident!! That is NOT how we do business here sir! Stop sucking the ambassadors’ dick.”
    “‘No let him finish. I will sign the treaty. There will be peace in Israel finally.” 🤣
    Dave’s such a natural at this. What a comedic genius. 👏🏻

  • Jordan Davis
    Jordan Davis 6 months ago +12

    Dave Chappelle is brilliant. You have to be smart as hell to be a as successful a stand up comedian he is

  • Yvonne D Cave
    Yvonne D Cave 6 months ago

    I'm just stuck on 2:20

  • Nojan
    Nojan 6 months ago

    This might be the funniest stand-up bits I've ever seen. Specially that hostage situation =))

  • Knowledge is Power
    Knowledge is Power 6 months ago +91

    Anyone watching on September 2019

  • Amartya Chakraborty
    Amartya Chakraborty 6 months ago +2

    Looks like chapelle was high...but what a show !!! Love from india 😂😂😂

  • Jankie Cruz
    Jankie Cruz 7 months ago +6

    The Clinton baby joke great 😂

  • Desire La Belle
    Desire La Belle 7 months ago

    Hhhhhh hilarious !!!

  • Metal Head
    Metal Head 7 months ago +7

    Remember when everybody know the definition of J O K E and no one offended. Yups that was the best time

  • sisbrawny
    sisbrawny 7 months ago +1

    Those pro Clinton jokes didn't really age well.

    • sisbrawny
      sisbrawny 7 months ago +2

      @Cary The Cesaro Mark I guess you haven't been keeping up with news about Epstein's island. I don't think you'll be calling him a good president after knowing this. Even what we do know, he was clearly a sleezebag.

    • Cary The Cesaro Mark
      Cary The Cesaro Mark 7 months ago

      Why so? Clinton was a good president

    ATC SHABE PODCAST 7 months ago +3

    *"Dave!! I'm tryna tell you about fucking my wife in the ass and you're asking me all these personal questions"*

  • рg оg
    рg оg 7 months ago

    I miss times when talking about politics was rude.

  • Patdizo wrld
    Patdizo wrld 7 months ago +1


  • Greg Foles
    Greg Foles 7 months ago

    This was in 1999. Dave said we can't have a cokehead as President. ...You mean Trump got this way WITHOUT drugs?

  • Boboiboy vs Ejen Ali
    Boboiboy vs Ejen Ali 7 months ago

    Is it weird than I'm not an American but still watched this shit?? 😂

  • Kindred Lebel
    Kindred Lebel 7 months ago +2

    Then you find out bill clinton is part of a sex trafficking ring.

  • Wicked Wicked
    Wicked Wicked 7 months ago


  • chris goodayle
    chris goodayle 7 months ago

    Funniest human being ever.Wish Dave Chapelle was president,the world would be laughing instead of being mad.

    • Mutombo
      Mutombo 7 months ago

      no liberals would be offended and riot. they are always mad

  • Candicelewinsky
    Candicelewinsky 7 months ago

    Dave Chapelle underrated

  • Jake Patton
    Jake Patton 7 months ago +56

    who’s here in 2019?

  • Ntwenhle Nsindiso
    Ntwenhle Nsindiso 7 months ago +2

    It's 2019 I'm yet to see a black hostage 😂😂

  • X averius
    X averius 8 months ago

    And there was no peace in Israel after all. That's why people need to learn to deepthroat and tickle Dem balls😎

  • Sand Hanitizer
    Sand Hanitizer 8 months ago

    Come on, sign the treaty baby

  • 𝔜𝔬𝔶𝔞𝔮𝔦𝔪 ℜ𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔜𝔄ℌ

    Nobody ever talks about the 1979 hostage taking when Iran stormed the US embassy. Their were black hostages but the iranians let them go... thanks iran👋🏾✌🏾

  • Dawson Garret
    Dawson Garret 8 months ago

    If you ever got the chance watch Dave Chappelle's FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH. It's so funny you will poop all over yourself

  • Aashik Imran
    Aashik Imran 8 months ago

    Dont ask personal ques..
    So i was fckng my wife in the ass..!! 🤣🤣🤣