Took My Uber Driver on a Date (pt2)

  • Published on Mar 22, 2019
  • Shooting my shot w/ an Uber Driver... again.
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  • iitzjoe
    iitzjoe 9 hours ago +1

    I'm pretty sure they were meeting people. getting them drunk, taking them to their place, stealing their shit while they were intoxicated, selling/taking peoples things to buy expensive things i.e. the cars.

  • Chim Chim The Mochi.
    Chim Chim The Mochi. 13 hours ago

    LMAO 😂😂😂

  • Nancy Veronica Aguilera

    I never went to ovear javer

  • QU0B3N 9999
    QU0B3N 9999 Day ago


  • Lee Pitcock
    Lee Pitcock Day ago

    Stop kissing ok your gay stop now

  • Miner 2049er
    Miner 2049er Day ago

    Hostel part 4

  • Adrian Lopez
    Adrian Lopez Day ago


  • Jailan P
    Jailan P Day ago

    Bruh I’ve been watching your videos since the Disney videos (I watched them right before my school club took the disney trip😂😂😂) love your videos😂💜

  • newson1177
    newson1177 2 days ago +3

    "Not today Satan!!" Dat had meh rollin

  • gamepopkid ,
    gamepopkid , 2 days ago

    Who else saw the blockbuster vid

  • Deadshot Fan
    Deadshot Fan 2 days ago

    Bro they might have been human traficers

  • MixableBug
    MixableBug 2 days ago

    Sounds like an orgy 😂

    • Switch Fan94
      Switch Fan94 Day ago

      Or human trafficking or them trying to make a porno

  • mango._. duxe
    mango._. duxe 3 days ago

    U should meet tamago2474 like dude

  • Name Less
    Name Less 3 days ago

    That is Justine. That’s my wife! Crap this dude going to give me zero stars

  • Jack K
    Jack K 3 days ago

    2:35 3:33 3:45 5:31 Is this a Black Mirror episode, Swoozie?

  • Gacha Potato
    Gacha Potato 3 days ago

    Um no I've never had a oovoo javer
    (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

  • cop kid
    cop kid 3 days ago

    Grab purchase uber grab is like uber but not in america

  • First Last
    First Last 4 days ago

    One of ur stories got me a girlfriend it expired me to do it

  • FrAnk Scott
    FrAnk Scott 4 days ago

    He took his ovo Javier on a date again1!!1!1!1!1!1

  • Jackthelizard
    Jackthelizard 4 days ago

    Yo swooz: Wha da GIF do?

  • BoyZee
    BoyZee 4 days ago +1


  • Conspiracy queens
    Conspiracy queens 4 days ago +1

    uber driver:
    swoozie: dont give me 0 stars or i will cry

  • Conspiracy queens
    Conspiracy queens 4 days ago +1

    uber driver:
    swoozie: lets go out

  • just monika
    just monika 4 days ago

    Ayy I haven't watched you in 2 years I'm so sorry!

  • Switch Fan94
    Switch Fan94 4 days ago +1

    🧐hmmm sounds like a Sex Group wanting views on Pornhub:
    •Justine runs a few businesses and didn’t provide names
    •Group of high class people
    •Justine getting girls for the house
    •Finds A black man
    •Feeds the black man with drinks possibly drugging him
    •Going to an unknown house
    Good job Swoozie on keeping your eyes up. I’ve seen a lot of SVU and this sounds like a SVU type story.

  • LStar Gaming
    LStar Gaming 5 days ago

    Diego Martin gettin so shoot up now ah days we yuh lucky u gone u.s.a

  • Emerson Ottoline Quin

    Swoozie be more careful ok ? :(

  • Mitchell Moinat
    Mitchell Moinat 5 days ago

    Did you ever rent out MGM studios Disney World?

  • Malte Olsson
    Malte Olsson 5 days ago

    I just realized you’re in TVclip rewind this year XD

  • ClearlyElemental
    ClearlyElemental 5 days ago

    But the real question is... did your Uber rating drop?

  • Sooper Dude
    Sooper Dude 5 days ago

    Reply when you became a fan of Swoozie! Been a fan since 2016

  • Max the fooball taco

    *k so I got off of breakfast*
    *then I wanted sum pussy so I got wha I wanted*

  • Jacob Walden
    Jacob Walden 5 days ago

  • Eddy
    Eddy 5 days ago

    🤔that's a scam they tryna rob you or kill ya bro, going missing giving ya drinks you better watch out! Sounds like a bar scam to me hbu you guys?

  • hailey andra
    hailey andra 5 days ago

    i just wanna know who paid the bill.....

  • Toxic Universe
    Toxic Universe 6 days ago +1

    Y'all I've seen Hostel. Good that you didn't go. Stay safe out there!

  • Keri
    Keri 6 days ago +1

    Not gonna lie, that sounds like a human trafficking ring. You should take her picture to the authorities and describe what happened to you. Maybe they'd investigate. Or at least report her to Uber and cut off her ability to pick up victims that way.

  • Cj2fresh
    Cj2fresh 6 days ago

    That’s 2 million could have been brought up to a 2 billion

  • gSNIPES2
    gSNIPES2 6 days ago

    How come u never last with any of these girls? Tell a long term relationship story

  • Naruto Jr.
    Naruto Jr. 6 days ago

    I really wanna know what they were gonna do

  • xd grimesgirl
    xd grimesgirl 6 days ago

    Ngl I thought the intro was an ad 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

    And the get out reference at the end got me dead💀

  • Alisa Holland
    Alisa Holland 7 days ago

    Two quotes I want to use. "Give me the address one time" and "Not today Satan".

  • SnackingOnAnts
    SnackingOnAnts 7 days ago +5

    Swoozie either dodged human trafficking or an orgy

    • Switch Fan94
      Switch Fan94 Day ago +1

      SnackingOnAnts probably both
      This is a SVU episode in nutshell

  • Richard Nguyen
    Richard Nguyen 7 days ago

    This lady was doing some cardi b business

    BJJMDOG 7 days ago +1

    Dawg you passed up an opportunity for an orgy.

  • monstarr .x
    monstarr .x 7 days ago

    Human trafficking o.o

  • ilovejoevids proNivas

    Swoozie you get throught

  • Lucy EDWARDS
    Lucy EDWARDS 7 days ago +2

    No no no drinking foe me this is a Christian hotline😆😆😂😂

    • Lucy EDWARDS
      Lucy EDWARDS 6 days ago

      Thanks for my first two likes wait why is it blue

  • Pamela Lopez
    Pamela Lopez 7 days ago

    Swoozie do you play rainbow six siege you should make a video if you play

  • Ethan Flett
    Ethan Flett 7 days ago

    Bro you were in a mr beast video

  • 1nfin17y
    1nfin17y 8 days ago +1

    2:20 This is the moment that swoozie knew
    He fucked up

  • Tectonic Turtle
    Tectonic Turtle 8 days ago

    This nigga met cardi B 😴

  • Golden Gucci
    Golden Gucci 8 days ago +15

    I think swoozie has got a bunch of girls in his dms

  • Lily Erwin
    Lily Erwin 8 days ago +2

    Swoozie omg we had to put my dog down today and ur vids are like the only thing making me laugh

  • Jonathan Schelberg
    Jonathan Schelberg 8 days ago

    #shanghainoon "uno mas"

  • Remy Williams
    Remy Williams 8 days ago

    Sooooooooo what did she say back?

  • Switch Fan94
    Switch Fan94 8 days ago +2

    6:58 This is a Christian Server

  • sadlife lol
    sadlife lol 8 days ago

    Im tired af

  • Aidan Swenson
    Aidan Swenson 8 days ago

    Ted Bundy is a serial killer.

  • Wulffy Jr.
    Wulffy Jr. 9 days ago

    Lemme cop dat instagwam son

  • Dasha Espinal
    Dasha Espinal 9 days ago +1

    •~• ❤️🎂

  • sheldon hamilton
    sheldon hamilton 9 days ago


  • Briheem Thompson
    Briheem Thompson 9 days ago

    Cant waot for Sunday😖😖

  • Posner Anime
    Posner Anime 9 days ago

    Pedophile: so how was the drink?
    Me: 6:06

  • SawRunner
    SawRunner 9 days ago +2

    Swoozie: this uber drives a 100 000$ ford
    Also Swoozie: *draws a mercedes*

    • Ostrid Everon
      Ostrid Everon 6 days ago

      hes didnt say ford he said car in a very weird accent
      like COOHR or somthing

  • T1C3
    T1C3 9 days ago

    O hell nah lol
    That's dat to good to be true scenario, plus the ghost drinking club, o nope nope nope

  • sean henderson
    sean henderson 9 days ago

    when you said she was getting more girls I thought we were about to have another how i nearly lost my v card story

    NR SHAOWN 9 days ago

    Dammm 😂😂😂 You could be trapped 😆😆

  • David Doodles
    David Doodles 9 days ago +1

    9:11 Not today Satan!

  • A. A
    A. A 9 days ago

    I see the human trafficking business is still thriving

    JUSTANGLEA 9 days ago +1

    *sniff sniff*
    Smells like roofies to me 😂

  • Mistical Thoughts
    Mistical Thoughts 9 days ago

    “No no, no alcohol for me, this is the Christian hotline, bye”🤣

  • Ultramarine Waters
    Ultramarine Waters 10 days ago +4

    How did swoozie drop a video and I didn’t know???

  • T-Visor XYZ
    T-Visor XYZ 10 days ago +6

    Swoozie idk how you do it. Been a fan since 2014 and your level of storytelling is still consistent and amazing. Hilarious story btw, wish my life had some moments like that 😂

  • Kamal Sidik
    Kamal Sidik 10 days ago

    Swoozie my G keep it up, you be making my day every waking moment!

  • xd massamassa
    xd massamassa 10 days ago

    6:27 FACTS MY GUY

  • Riyaan Ibrahim
    Riyaan Ibrahim 10 days ago

    It’s so funny cause i just got an Uber ad rit before this

  • brittain stafford
    brittain stafford 10 days ago

    Wow fr you dodged a HUGE BULLET

    • ya2pir2gojlr
      ya2pir2gojlr 9 days ago

      can u explain the human trafficking more? how would that work in swoozies case

  • 123GO Studios
    123GO Studios 10 days ago +1

    4:45 you ain’t taking me to no secondary location

  • Mr.snipershot21 - Gameplays and vlog's

    does he take long to post bc it takes a long time to make this or he just does not want to ?

  • jiminniee
    jiminniee 10 days ago

    this was starting to sound like Get Out lmao

    • jiminniee
      jiminniee 10 days ago

      okay well you mentioned it like a minute later xD nvm

  • jonathan cazales
    jonathan cazales 10 days ago +5

    We need more Stacy from blockbuster

  • Emma Fetherman
    Emma Fetherman 10 days ago

    Bill Jensen would be proud

  • Sub Bot
    Sub Bot 10 days ago +2

    They wanted to leave the country with him

  • mars
    mars 10 days ago

    What’s TFti

  • Chilling in the comments

    G wagon G wagon G wagon G wagon G wagon

  • Wafflez !
    Wafflez ! 10 days ago +1

    shit I can’t imagine getting drunk. doesn’t it make your stomach feel weird and make you throw up?

  • Katherine Perez
    Katherine Perez 10 days ago

    I used to do lyft, not for the money, i was just bored

  • Brad Van
    Brad Van 10 days ago +38

    Fr fr this could’ve been a horror story if swoozie changed the music and everything lol

    • Switch Fan94
      Switch Fan94 Day ago +1

      This could’ve been a Horror/SVU Story if Swoozie went to the house. Thank Jesus he kept his eyes out

    • Justin Ponado
      Justin Ponado 6 days ago +1

      true af

  • KP
    KP 10 days ago

    This is pure comedy 😂😂😂

  • KP
    KP 10 days ago

    😂😂😂 Blockbuster Woman Lmaoo

  • Jeanelle Bannerman
    Jeanelle Bannerman 10 days ago

    took my ovoo javer on a date

  • TheStimuli
    TheStimuli 10 days ago

    Swoozie only guy afraid of an orgy.

    LUCAS CERBINO 10 days ago +71

    I feel like we need another part to this. So many unanswered questions!

  • Zig Znagol
    Zig Znagol 10 days ago

    Howlin Rays gonna make so much money

  • General Goldy Semper Fi future Marine

    See swoozie this why you need to keep a Glock or a Colt 1911 hidden in your underwear on safety cause 1 wrong move and your not having children and i swear this this only happens in LA

  • KingAssassin 00
    KingAssassin 00 10 days ago

    Boi get on my 5 star lvl

  • ᖙαиιɛƖ ツシ
    ᖙαиιɛƖ ツシ 10 days ago +1

    *I don't know no uber javer*

  • General Goldy Semper Fi future Marine

    I would just slowly get out and walk home