Will Beto O'Rourke Skate His Way To The Senate?

  • Published on Sep 13, 2018
  • Can a skateboarding, liberal punk rocker pull off an upset in the Senate race in Texas? Stephen takes a look at the life of Ted Cruz rival Beto O'Rourke.
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    DOT ROT 21 day ago

    Great job Beto fans.... lol

  • rolback
    rolback 22 days ago +1

    More biased late night talk shows showing their stupidity. The fake Mexican with white privilege lost the election. Also Beto hates America, just listen to his message.

  • Matthew Ebner
    Matthew Ebner Month ago

    Steven Colbert you want to Give Beto head.

  • Scot Patterson
    Scot Patterson Month ago


  • Donovan Gebert
    Donovan Gebert Month ago

    Yes, yes he will

  • Ahriman 616
    Ahriman 616 Month ago +1

    Betas gotta stick up for Beto.

  • Marcus Young
    Marcus Young 2 months ago

    This didn't age well for Stephen.

  • Brian Mouland
    Brian Mouland 2 months ago +1

    " I want Beto in my mouth!"-Steven Colbert

  • Rachael W
    Rachael W 2 months ago


  • MannyFresco
    MannyFresco 2 months ago +4

    *Wow! he can ride a skateboard for 10 seconds?! I'm voting for him*

  • Diamond Dust
    Diamond Dust 2 months ago

    Beto is a obvious and logical choice since Beto beat Cruze in Texas and Cruze beat Donald Trump in presidential race so he will definitely beats the Trump....oh...wait...WHAAAAT?!

  • John Pierce
    John Pierce 2 months ago

    Beto is a fake, manufactured criminal....how can anyone take this idiot serious??? All these late night hosts are the same...ass kissers who are puppets.

  • EL gaming
    EL gaming 2 months ago

    His name is Robert Francis....not Beto....he has a DUI with hit and run AND a burglary charge....go ahead, Dems!

    SNÅKEFEEL 2 months ago

    Remember when Steven’s writers were worth a shit? This is just bad. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • jakeTexas
    jakeTexas 2 months ago +1

    Beto looks like a cuckhold.

  • Cody Neef
    Cody Neef 2 months ago +1

    Lmao dude rides a skateboard like hes riding a surf board hes not a skater some 6 year old kids first time on a skateboard can ride better then this goof. Hey libtards you going to need a more hip loser for president

  • Brian Murphy
    Brian Murphy 2 months ago

    Is this a joke? While I'm sure I would like Beto fine as a person, as I like most people, he is not close to Bernie Sanders in what drives him in terms of issues. Like Obama, other than generally good sentiment, a good rap and human ego, Beto O'Rourke brings nothing but more of the same. This country needs profound changes, from the ground up. Bernie Sanders is the first guy in my lifetime anywhere near the White House who brings the passion and incorruptibility to inspire and implement these changes from the ground up. If he's elected President, we'll see this. Do you think Beto O''Rourke would even whisper about getting rid of 'citizens united' if elected, let alone bringing on a new glass stegal act, never mind taking on the pharmaceutical industry and the insurance industry which is all what is necessary in implementing universal healthcare....um, no. His aspirations will be limited to appealing in personality to as many people as possible (so taking on the corporate media will be out too). We need more than touchy feel-good talk and white smiles. We need real changes, which requires real courage and unwavering focus and passion. Bernie 2020.....obviously.

  • Elizabeth Starling
    Elizabeth Starling 2 months ago

    La busha zanda?

  • Frank Roth
    Frank Roth 2 months ago

    BeatOff O'Rourke is a RADICAL LEFTIST he will never win the primary he is a boy and it will take one hell of a man to ever have a chance at beating TRUMP

  • Odin31b
    Odin31b 2 months ago +1

    Even this show couldn't get him elected..

  • Lady Boy
    Lady Boy 2 months ago +1

    I hope 🤞🏻 he gets to debate Trump... it will be a total spanking... for Beta

  • Young Kenny Preach
    Young Kenny Preach 2 months ago +3

    Yes cruz won

  • Kathie Logan
    Kathie Logan 2 months ago

    ORourke will be indicted for treason the evidence shows he privately met with wanted drug KINGPIN EL CHAPO AND ACCEPTED bribery PAYOFF MONEY upwards of 1 MILLION DOLLARS PER WEEK TO INSURE THAT EL CHAPO'S DRUGS MAKE IT ACROSS THE BORDER INTO AMERICA! This is TREASON

  • Patato Fred
    Patato Fred 3 months ago +1

    That would be a no, Stephan.

  • SleepyCreek
    SleepyCreek 3 months ago

    Cruz vs O'Rourke ...vote for the Irish white dude ;)

  • SpinksJinx
    SpinksJinx 3 months ago +1

    He’s an inexperienced Beta.

  • farleygranger
    farleygranger 3 months ago

    here's something we already know and experienced.......beto is a loser.....he wants to be a 2 time loser now...

  • electricjed
    electricjed 3 months ago

    So happy Beto won the senate seat and beat Cruz. Beto is everything I could ask for.

  • Bignose Peterstien Coengoldshekelbergschnozz

    Propaganda at its finest.

  • John Campbell
    John Campbell 3 months ago +1

    Beto lost. Lol

  • John Vasquez
    John Vasquez 3 months ago

    Robert the fake couldn't even beat Herman's monster's son

    xZANZIBARZx 3 months ago

    Beta got noped!

  • Stone Harper
    Stone Harper 3 months ago

    Love that Beto swears! He’s actually a human, most adults I know cuss, including myself, glad he’s not a robot like the Zodiac killer

  • MarkR. Katzman
    MarkR. Katzman 4 months ago

    I think Beeeeetow must've hit a rut on his skateboard (the skateboard used to be the vehicle of choice for 12 year olds) and fallen on his head...great candidate!!!!! NOT!

  • alex619leal
    alex619leal 4 months ago

    It's Beh- toeh

  • Chris S.
    Chris S. 4 months ago

    I guess that answer is: no , he can’t. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • RufusLeakin
    RufusLeakin 4 months ago +2

    Beto is way too extreme liberal. Besides, skateboarding's a dorky hobby anyway.

  • Loaf Michaels
    Loaf Michaels 5 months ago

    All of you ‘believers’ actually thought he’d win. 🤣 now you dipshits think he’ll be president 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Гальванизированный Труп

    aaaand then beto lost

  • Bobby H
    Bobby H 5 months ago +2

    Another empty suit pretty boy with a charismatic smile, beta backbone, and no real accomplishments - past or present. Oh, wait just like obama. Worst part is all of the lemmings who will end up voting for him are the same blind lemmings who voted for obama - including dingleberry colbert and his audience. :::SMH:::

    • ExileOnDaytonStreet
      ExileOnDaytonStreet 5 months ago

      Bobby H Yeah, or maybe they buy into his ideas and beliefs? Ya know, the things people normally use to vote for things?

  • Jack Legion
    Jack Legion 6 months ago +1

    Just here to drink liberal tears

  • FoodieTooGoodie
    FoodieTooGoodie 6 months ago +2

    The stupidity of this show and the idiots clapping and cheering is astounding.

  • dryicicle
    dryicicle 6 months ago +1


  • Illuminaughty
    Illuminaughty 6 months ago

    Womp womp

  • latonya cobb
    latonya cobb 6 months ago

    Worship God our heavenly father in someone who respersent God...

  • Nathan Lucero
    Nathan Lucero 6 months ago

    Cruz won 😎 come at my lib tards

  • Pichipichiprincess
    Pichipichiprincess 6 months ago

    Beto is 1 year younger than Ted Cruz but they look like they belong in different age brackets

  • Izaak Sholly
    Izaak Sholly 6 months ago

    Y’all are political hacks. It’s sad. You’re brainwashed by the libs because you don’t want to think for yourself. You’re an individual. Think for yourself. It’s pathetic.

  • hookalakah
    hookalakah 6 months ago

    Beto O'Rourke was the darling of the leftist media--their political rock star who was supposed to get rid of Senator Ted Cruz, whom the media despises.
    O’Rourke had more than $70 million, a record for a U.S. Senate race, and unlimited liberal media hype. Once again, the voters of Texas disappointed the left by refusing to elect its darling.

  • Juan Tolentino
    Juan Tolentino 6 months ago

    I love it, watching this after the elections is so delightful 🍸cheers

  • Dom Alvarado
    Dom Alvarado 6 months ago +1

    And then he lost...

  • Dov BarLeib
    Dov BarLeib 6 months ago

    Ted Cruz won. The Statesman and Constitutional Scholar prevailed over the punk rocker on a skateboard. Ten Alyssa Milanos simply would have made the gap larger.

  • jo pa
    jo pa 6 months ago

    But the mainstream liberal get upset when president Trump ask Hannity to come onstage but look at this guy pretending to do comedy and in reality campaigning for the democratic party. All of them nbc, abc, cbs, npr, nyt, cnn, msnbc, hbo, etc are nothing but bots for the liberal/commie democratic party.

  • Biffalo Bull
    Biffalo Bull 6 months ago

    Stephie is 0-2. must be beside himself.

  • Topoga Wilffredo
    Topoga Wilffredo 6 months ago

    I came here to listen to all the liberals crying and whinnying..ahaa!!,,.the world is at it should be

  • Topoga Wilffredo
    Topoga Wilffredo 6 months ago

    Haahahaaha......this hollywood spoilt sodomite thinks he knows whats going on in texas....we have a slogan here in texas...dont mess with texas..or our guns or our bible or borders...beto maybe if u move to california u can be someone of importance coz down here we dont care much for your nutty brian dead socialist agandas that have destroyed california chicago newyork..u name it..goodbye beto ..please dont embarass yourself by trying to run again in texas..adios amigo!!!!

  • Crystal Sherman
    Crystal Sherman 6 months ago

    I'm highly disappointed in my hometown state of Texas

  • John Locke
    John Locke 6 months ago +1

    rip beto lost. Here comes the storm now.

  • Michael Pieseeno
    Michael Pieseeno 6 months ago +1

    Let me answer that.


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  • Jaine Rhodes
    Jaine Rhodes 6 months ago


  • Maria Pia
    Maria Pia 6 months ago +1

    Daddy Beto 😂😂

  • TheDelikizzz
    TheDelikizzz 6 months ago

    Voted for him during early voting!! Got my family to vote for him as well.

  • Kris
    Kris 6 months ago +2

    So he curses, he liked to party when he was younger (without sexually assaulting innocent women), and he plays in a rock band. Wow, Republicans. Way to make a solid case against him. LOL

  • Stephen
    Stephen 6 months ago +1

    I just voted for him!! Can I get a HUUUUUUUUYEAH

    note: this comment if before the election result are out

  • MamaKat
    MamaKat 6 months ago

    Hey did you guys know trump implemented a new policy where rich fat cats that buy airplanes no longer have to pay taxes on the purchase??? Imagine how much MORE $$ isn’t going into the federal reserve.

  • Stephany Oneill
    Stephany Oneill 6 months ago

    I’m positive that he will 😊

  • Thomas DeSocio
    Thomas DeSocio 6 months ago +1

    Fuck Beto.

  • Dustin Mehojevich
    Dustin Mehojevich 6 months ago +1

    Soy boy colbert

  • Martin Madrigal
    Martin Madrigal 6 months ago


  • Terri Kukla
    Terri Kukla 6 months ago

    Please get out and vote!

  • Frank Burns
    Frank Burns 6 months ago

    Beta boy is a hero to the left, primarily because he had a dui and wants unlimited third-world immigration. He's every soy boy's dream.

  • Danny Mullins
    Danny Mullins 6 months ago

    How come a Canadian blow in is a senator for Texas.

  • Dill Humpston
    Dill Humpston 6 months ago

    That dude can’t skate.
    Look at the kook stance.
    He probably pushes mongo.

    AEROMAGNUM TV 6 months ago

    Think about the crying we'd be hearing from the hypocritical Democratic Leftist Liberal Socialist Party and their weapon, the leftist MSM, if a Republican was running, with Beto's criminal background!!!!!!

  • tripjet999
    tripjet999 6 months ago

    Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!Cruz will LOSE!

  • uyiuit
    uyiuit 6 months ago

    3:01 was that a seagull in the audience?

  • me me
    me me 6 months ago

    TEXAS is the greatest state in the umion!!!!
    Because beto's don't play here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I already have voted for Cruz you can have beto

  • Luis Trevino
    Luis Trevino 6 months ago

    Beto: hello fellow kids

  • Tyler
    Tyler 6 months ago

    Democrats literally cheering and making excuses for a guy who gets charged with DUI hit and run.

    Don't you just love how the Dems pretend they're so morally superior and would absolutely destroy a Rep. with this history; but when it's a Dem, it's "hip and cool".

  • leeroy Crankens
    leeroy Crankens 6 months ago


  • JM G
    JM G 6 months ago

    Beto looks like he’s sleeping all the time.

  • Rich Gowen
    Rich Gowen 6 months ago

    Democrats, volunteer to drive folks who need a ride to vote early. Here in Texas, there are thousands. Your candidate's local HQ can supply you with a list. GO BLUE! BETO FOR TEXAS!

  • logan WM
    logan WM 6 months ago

    His first name isn’t even Beto he’s a fraud

  • Ian
    Ian 6 months ago


  • Scott Mansfield
    Scott Mansfield 6 months ago

    We should reward drunk drivers who attempt to flee from the scene of a crime with a senate seat.

  • michael reynolds
    michael reynolds 6 months ago

    Cruz is gonna crush Beto, and anyone with any common sense knows it. The rest are just dreamers.

  • Alfred Nuffield
    Alfred Nuffield 6 months ago

    If beto wins here. He can win Elections for President someday

  • Susan Kwon
    Susan Kwon 6 months ago

    Any monkey can run for senator, Beto is that monkey. So as this comedian, monkey.

  • Susan Kwon
    Susan Kwon 6 months ago

    Beto, lier, his nose is getting longer everyday.

  • PlasticPellets
    PlasticPellets 6 months ago

    Beto is feces

  • Carolina Stevens
    Carolina Stevens 6 months ago

    Voted for him and It felt good to vote for daddy

  • Colin Elias
    Colin Elias 6 months ago

    Ted Cruz is a lil baby

  • Lee B
    Lee B 6 months ago +1

    As an ambitious lady with values, Cruz is an embarrassing trader for Texas. Our president did establish he was ‘lying Ted’ for a reason. Democrats have my vote this time. Beto clearly states and backing up his plan with evidence. All I hear from Lying Ted is bashing and making up lies towards Democrats. With the values I grew up, acting immature, and lying are not the principles I choose to follow. Another great point why democrats have my vote is due to lack of support to Texas Ted Cruz has done over the years! Vote for Beto if you want to put back the foundation of our Founding Fathers once had visioned.

  • Janie Lynn Cox
    Janie Lynn Cox 7 months ago

    No, he won't win.And YOU know it's bad when a democrat has to get a Hollywood TV endorsement . He tried to sell to us that Santa Fe Texas is the safest city in our state. If he thinks that, let's see what suburb he REALLY lives in, and if it gates or an alarm system. How much money did it it take to endorse his campaign. And he didn't just have a drunk driving accident...he attempted to flee the scene. Nothing is cool about this guy. Nada

  • Olli Oxenfree
    Olli Oxenfree 7 months ago

    Maybe someday soon we can vote out the major American enemy : Donald Trump; and then vote Beto O'Rourke into the WH......so we we all can breathe fresh air once again! How refreshing it would be to remove the stench!

  • Sarah Heart
    Sarah Heart 7 months ago

    Lmao I remember when red cruz liked porn on twitter everyone was freaking tf out

  • itscold
    itscold 7 months ago +1

    Beto pushes mongo.

  • William F. Buckley Jr
    William F. Buckley Jr 7 months ago

    Dude seriously SKATE-RATS into his rallies??
    Sorry, veterans, and all you fight for. But sometimes it really is embarrassing to be American.
    Thanks, democrats.
    Shave, Colbert. It's not making you look any more masculine.

  • SPacy sam aku holT
    SPacy sam aku holT 7 months ago

    You left out the part where Beto tried to leave the scene after crashing his car. I'd say Beto is very Kennedyesque.