A week in my life: University Edition

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  • Published on Oct 13, 2019
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    Hey Jamie, pull up that picture of a megalodon. Yeah click that...no scroll down...the one on the bottom right...yeah…look at that sucker. Can you imagine being eaten by that? *pulls mic in* That's nuts. That thing would absolutely shred you up. There were studies about how *cough* just before death your body pumps out tons of DMT into your blood and...Jamie pull that up. Just before you experience your death, your body tries to....yeah look at that. *Looks intently at screen* That's a trip.
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  • L Ryuzaki Lawliet
    L Ryuzaki Lawliet 12 hours ago

    you should Do ‘What ı eat in a day’ video

  • Templar 580
    Templar 580 17 hours ago

    It’s annoying that she doesn’t have a cutting board.

  • Isaac Mifsud
    Isaac Mifsud Day ago

    the nutritional yeast you ate, is usually mixed with nuts to give it a cheesy nutty flavor, which must have given you the reaction

  • Faith S
    Faith S Day ago

    I love how she uses random web photos to explain her dilemma😂

  • Scootco JJJ
    Scootco JJJ Day ago

    Who here is a guy?

  • AugustDreaming
    AugustDreaming Day ago +1

    Broccoli is NOT a breakfast

  • avuhhh
    avuhhh 2 days ago

    what are you majoring in?

  • Juliette Ammon
    Juliette Ammon 2 days ago

    Monday October 7th was my b-day

  • SmearyNickel 543
    SmearyNickel 543 2 days ago

    *IM RAVENOUS*

  • isabel hernandez
    isabel hernandez 2 days ago

    you dont swim?

  • Lena Evergold
    Lena Evergold 2 days ago

    what happened to thing 3?

  • Maddy Hoskin
    Maddy Hoskin 3 days ago

    ok now im going to call everyone a meat head

  • Ivy Isch
    Ivy Isch 3 days ago

    How did she get that camera angle in the grocery store??

  • Makenna Anderson
    Makenna Anderson 3 days ago

    when you click on the video expecting to see university content but really get a “what johanssen celery eats for a week”

  • nerdicorn corns
    nerdicorn corns 3 days ago

    Well Joana in elementary in 5th grade we have 2 hours of first segment

  • ᴋᴘᴏᴘғᴀɴᴀᴛɪᴄᴊᴇɴᴇɪ현지

    If you love joana click this
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    HA U THOUGHT

  • Ayomide Somorin
    Ayomide Somorin 4 days ago

    She ate more vegetables in the video that I have in my life

  • Alexa Krznaric
    Alexa Krznaric 4 days ago

    i feel more in touch with joana as i’m currently eating my meal prep and going to the gym lol

  • Emily Pearce
    Emily Pearce 4 days ago

    where did you get your outfit?

  • Esther W.
    Esther W. 4 days ago

    Where can I get the mic?

  • Sour Soda
    Sour Soda 4 days ago

    Love the Scientology joke xD

  • Seven Meow
    Seven Meow 4 days ago +1

    Uh- glow up who?

  • John White
    John White 5 days ago

    Me: Sees hydroflask


    Also me: SKSKSK

  • Christine J
    Christine J 5 days ago

    just a question: do you put salt in your food?

  • Manok ng Tatay mo
    Manok ng Tatay mo 5 days ago +2

    She studies well, shes smart, she makes good food, goes to the gym, and has clear skin like im so jealous HAHAHA

  • Bayaan KARIMI
    Bayaan KARIMI 5 days ago +2

    6:05 can we just take a moment to talk about how clear her skin is, like how?!?!!

  • Maya Rossi
    Maya Rossi 5 days ago +1

    Why can't my time at college seem so effortlessly easy?

  • sweet chaos
    sweet chaos 5 days ago

    this is stressing me out h-

  • Ella Vrzić
    Ella Vrzić 5 days ago

    In Croatia classes are only 45 minutes long.

  • Koyu Waghe
    Koyu Waghe 6 days ago

    You are not in school Joanna you said it a lot 😂😂

  • Varadha Biju
    Varadha Biju 6 days ago +1

    why has nobody mentioned that joanna said "she's so tall that she has to wear men's size 13 nikes.Has nobody realized that is a reference to the movie tall girl

  • Catey Cate Street
    Catey Cate Street 6 days ago

    PSA TURN ON YOUR SUBTITLES WHILE WATCHING HER VIDS!!!!! IT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS... THANK ME LATER

  • Jonathan Perez
    Jonathan Perez 6 days ago

    Gotta love that Trisha joke you snuck in there. Well done

  • Bisma Shahzad
    Bisma Shahzad 6 days ago

    I don't know why I almost got a heart attack after hearing the alarm tone in the beginning
    Beacause it’s the same tune as mine For school😰😰😰🥵🥶🥶
    My heart went like........💖❤️ to💔💔💔

  • Черный Пластилин

    “I’m gonna go in there guns a blazin” Wait u can’t say that John cedia. -2019

  • shiniku art
    shiniku art 7 days ago

    Her: 'i was a little hungry after my breakfast...' *eats broccoli*
    Me: *an hour after breakfast* i think i forgot to have breakfast *eats 2 bags of chips*

  • Jonny Peltier
    Jonny Peltier 7 days ago

    00:48 hIs FaCE

  • sophiav16
    sophiav16 7 days ago

    omg ur near yorkmilllls lol torontooooo

  • **Nicole **
    **Nicole ** 8 days ago

    She’s doing TVclip till year 2030

  • Olivia Shyn
    Olivia Shyn 8 days ago

    2:20 whoa john cena is ripped

  • Rosania Toko
    Rosania Toko 8 days ago +2

    I just noticed that Joanna makes me feel like I have pancreatic cancer and diabetes...
    "Docter?"..........

  • Abigail tafesse
    Abigail tafesse 8 days ago +2

    "Holy moley ravioli canola oil"

  • Abigail tafesse
    Abigail tafesse 8 days ago +2

    Nobody:
    Joanna:



    Motion sickness, hi how are the kids???

    • Abigail tafesse
      Abigail tafesse 8 days ago

      Before each day, she literally sounds like every angsty teenager out there

  • Klaudia Czubajewska
    Klaudia Czubajewska 8 days ago +1

    0:01 this sound is everyones nightmare 😭

  • bitches•in•hell •

    Last time I was on this channel she got like...not even a million ..wtf

  • axizz100
    axizz100 8 days ago

    i started eating healthy aft this

  • Mangoes In Space
    Mangoes In Space 8 days ago

    When the screen goes black I’m pretty sure she just puts her camera into her blanket

  • christy ong
    christy ong 8 days ago

    Lol you’re learning this stuff at University?? I learnt that at 16 😂 smh I should move countries

    • christy ong
      christy ong 7 days ago

      Eclipse ahhh I see haha it was a bit shocking when I first saw what she was learning 😂

    • Eclipse
      Eclipse 7 days ago

      She probably did as well, it's because students come from all over the world and have been taught different things. The first semester is usually for making sure everyone is up to the same standard. Most students will have previously covered the material.

  • Red Fox
    Red Fox 9 days ago

    I want to lick you in your naughtiest of spots!,..😋

  • Simona Collins
    Simona Collins 9 days ago

    How can a person so smart think that soy is unhealthy and could actually grow a pair of boobs when you’re drinking cows milk with ACTUAL mammalian estrogen which can affect your hormones?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • Aliya K
    Aliya K 9 days ago

    peach?.... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!?!?

  • Emmery
    Emmery 9 days ago

    4:05 who else gets triggered because its not a peach

  • Weeblord
    Weeblord 9 days ago

    Just going to point out that you should probably replace the upright rows for a different variation. It internally rotates your shoulders and is not healthy in the long run.

  • lana ‘
    lana ‘ 9 days ago +3

    I’m wondering how she was being recorded at the grocery store 🤔😂

  • Phillip
    Phillip 9 days ago

    Chemistry, Algebra, Phsyics, Calculus- WHAAAAAT? Hold the phone. I would evaporate into thin air.

  • youreanonshareer
    youreanonshareer 10 days ago +1

    can we talk about how she's eating raw mushrooms

  • Doggo
    Doggo 10 days ago +1

    4:06 some bruhcolees

  • Mr Box
    Mr Box 10 days ago

    OmGGGGGGGGG tHis WaS PoStEd On My bIrThDaY!! AHAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Mia Shubin
    Mia Shubin 10 days ago +1

    did anyone else notice that she called a pear a peach

  • Spencer Bailey
    Spencer Bailey 10 days ago

    she said "a peach!" and i died