How To Stop Bullying | Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes

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  • Published on Sep 10, 2019
  • Jimmy outlines the two steps you need to take to stop bullying!
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Comments • 237

  • Joshua Robert
    Joshua Robert Day ago

    Instructions unclear I fucked my bullies mum and now I’m the bully please help

  • Randy Porter
    Randy Porter 2 days ago

    I was bullied at school almost daily and it’s no joke. I was home-schooled 🤣

  • EdgeOfNight
    EdgeOfNight 24 days ago +2

    she sells sea shells FKING BRILLIANT

  • MANSOOR AHMAD
    MANSOOR AHMAD Month ago +1

    That's how you deal with hecklers unlike lisa lampeneli

  • Apollo Dene
    Apollo Dene 2 months ago +1

    Hmmm.... seems like a stooge that guy... seems set up!!

  • Marino Buneta
    Marino Buneta 2 months ago

    sovi

  • Miloš
    Miloš 2 months ago +3

    Best heckler ever.

  • Daniel Carnaúba
    Daniel Carnaúba 2 months ago +1

    She sells sea shells by the sea shore

  • Jasmine Hill
    Jasmine Hill 2 months ago +2

    my guy is not in secondary school hold up

  • John Donovan
    John Donovan 2 months ago +93

    "Am I what, sorry?"
    "Were you bullied at school sir?"
    "Was I bullied at school?... No. ........"
    Hahahahahahaha

  • ZzPumpking
    ZzPumpking 2 months ago +17

    Chris was an absolute madlad

  • filthyfrank.5
    filthyfrank.5 2 months ago +4

    Love this dude, just relized he looks like the guy from Lucifer

    • filthyfrank.5
      filthyfrank.5 Month ago

      @IceCube Gaming yeah but you fucking coldd

    • IceCube Gaming
      IceCube Gaming Month ago

      @filthyfrank.5 maaaan both of u thicccc

    • filthyfrank.5
      filthyfrank.5 2 months ago +1

      @Thicc Yoshi well yoshi u a thiccc boy

    • Thicc Yoshi
      Thicc Yoshi 2 months ago

      filthyfrank .5 really? I’ve never been told that before

    • filthyfrank.5
      filthyfrank.5 2 months ago

      @Thicc Yoshi has anyone ever told u that ur thiccc?

  • Urban Soul Beats
    Urban Soul Beats 3 months ago +68

    Love this heckler, he found it fun

  • Dilly Dally
    Dilly Dally 3 months ago

    Thorry

  • slide4180
    slide4180 3 months ago +1

    When they do a bio pic on the early days of Richard Nixon, Jimmy is the man for the job. Might have to dub him, tho'

  • David Murphy
    David Murphy 3 months ago +444

    The heckler was good natured and the response was equal, good to see

    • Annedolf Frankler
      Annedolf Frankler 7 days ago +3

      @Apollo Dene You think it is impossible to have the same heckler in multiple shows without him being paid?

    • Apollo Dene
      Apollo Dene 7 days ago +1

      @Annedolf Frankler theres a random heckler, random tim public, then theres a heckler where he spends time dissecting the heckle, mixed with the heckler seen in multiple shows doest take a rocket scientist to figure out hes paid, and ive watched all jimmy's show so no there isnt so much heckler's to leave him bankrupt stop exaggerating and telling lies! Your probably a flat earther!!

    • Annedolf Frankler
      Annedolf Frankler 8 days ago +2

      @Apollo Dene Considering how many times he has been heckled, he must be bankrupt by now...

    • Apollo Dene
      Apollo Dene 8 days ago +3

      @Annedolf Frankler really!? Would you!? Fool, its common knowledge that comedians use paid hecklers so the likes of you who are so gullible will defend to the death that its legit!

  • David Murphy
    David Murphy 3 months ago +1

    Pay your local child molester to have a word

  • Ray Pellerin
    Ray Pellerin 3 months ago +3

    A bully is a coward no one stood up to.

  • Alex bethell
    Alex bethell 3 months ago

    This audience will applaud anything fucking weirdos

  • Mikey McMikeFace
    Mikey McMikeFace 3 months ago

    Not very funny.

  • The 5th Columnist
    The 5th Columnist 3 months ago +3

    Haha a joke about bullying followed by some excellent bullying 😅

  • PropaPanda
    PropaPanda 3 months ago

    brilliant

  • Marshall Davis
    Marshall Davis 3 months ago

    You can't understand Scots to just as un understase as drunk as not drunk

  • Sarah Jean
    Sarah Jean 3 months ago

    Chris is cute. Huh

  • Limp Wibbler
    Limp Wibbler 4 months ago

    I have a lisp, not one bit offended. Fucking love when people have a good joke on speech impediments.

  • E Cox
    E Cox 4 months ago

    Why do you want to stop bullying? From bullying comes greatness, ask the most successful people. The worst people are created through having everything handed to them.

  • ritchski1
    ritchski1 4 months ago

    The heckler was a plant, Carr did this a lot.

    • ritchski1
      ritchski1 2 months ago

      fat cabbage they all do it, and it’s pretty obvious when they do, it feels rehearsed. They are not all plants but the ones that are stand out.

    • fat cabbage
      fat cabbage 2 months ago

      Proof?

  • αвѕolυтe αвѕυrd

    2:18 XD FUCK YOU JIMMY

  • Pardon me,
    Pardon me, 4 months ago +34

    Even though his delivery and punchlines are predictable, it's still true. Most people deal with bullying by bullying others.

    • yueshijoorya
      yueshijoorya 10 days ago

      Lmao keep up, will you?

    • First Last
      First Last 3 months ago +3

      He didn’t say or imply that at any point, I think you misunderstood

    • Water Turtle
      Water Turtle 3 months ago +5

      You didnt even understand his punchline. He means if you bully someone enough, he will stop being a "faggy twat". Not that if you are being bullied you should bully others to relieve stress.

  • elvisleeboy
    elvisleeboy 4 months ago

    Although the title of the video is not serious, ironically Jimmy Carr has the best method for dealing with bullies and that is humour. He is bulletproof because no one can say anything that he would stupidly take offense to and nothing that he cannot turn into a joke.

  • John Doe
    John Doe 4 months ago

    Have to admit that when I first saw Jimmy Carr I didn't like him at all, and he didn't make me laugh. But now? Still cannot stand him as a human being, but he does make me laugh. So I guess he's doing his job properly then.

  • Nic And Dez
    Nic And Dez 4 months ago

    Damn Daniel

  • Penelope h
    Penelope h 4 months ago

    Lame..

  • Sam LSD
    Sam LSD 4 months ago +2

    Nothing funny but the laughs would be irritating and couldn't go further...

  • Sam LSD
    Sam LSD 4 months ago

    Is this TED talk?

  • Marineide Cunha
    Marineide Cunha 4 months ago

    What did the guy say before Jimmy says "you will be"??

  • God
    God 4 months ago

    God

  • Al is Hare
    Al is Hare 4 months ago

    how to

  • Ally Kat & Co
    Ally Kat & Co 4 months ago

    I love you Jimmy try telling that to Helen Baby on great big fat fu@$ing blob fish 🐡🐡🐡😹😹😹 Always the victim never a bride.

  • A Light in the Dark
    A Light in the Dark 4 months ago +4

    Who knew Roger Federer was so funny?

  • Earth Has Curve
    Earth Has Curve 4 months ago

    4. the illustration looks like Frank Zappa's Weasels Ripped My Flesh. i.ytimg.com/vi/sBljzJL13-U/hqdefault.jpg

  • RIXRADvidz
    RIXRADvidz 4 months ago +5

    personally I"m just here for the laughs. They're usually Good Quality so I do a Lot of Viewing.

  • RIXRADvidz
    RIXRADvidz 4 months ago +2

    I love the ''quit re-uploading' crowd, so Demanding. programmed by mums and daddums giving them exactly what they Demand to avoid a Flop On The FLoor Shit Fit. and now they're of legal age, no where near Adults, and free to Demand of the World and the World usually flips them the 'V' and keeps right on going ignoring the shit fit.

    • yueshijoorya
      yueshijoorya 10 days ago

      Lmao what are you on about, sire? What's so "demanding" about stopping spam?

  • Abdul Hannan Abdul Matheen

    🤣👏

  • Oddities e-Club Magazine

    Stop voting the leftists in

    • Jarah Fluxman
      Jarah Fluxman 2 months ago

      Yeah because Borris Johnson is such a leftist

    • Groucho Marxism
      Groucho Marxism 4 months ago

      Thanks you for your ill informed and unwarranted political spewing. You may now return to your comfy hole in Moscow, idiot!

  • Grand Moff Tarkin
    Grand Moff Tarkin 4 months ago +23

    that was actually a very short and funny heckle, and they were cool about it. Great :D

  • Marshall Applewhite
    Marshall Applewhite 4 months ago

    Hi, Jimmy. Can you give a shout out to a cow that lives in the mirror in your bathroom for me! JK. Love you though

  • Edge Runner
    Edge Runner 4 months ago

    dude gets paid for being a professional asshole..


    one of my dream jobs..

  • John Nelson
    John Nelson 4 months ago

    she sells seashells down by the sea shore

  • Anthony Delfos
    Anthony Delfos 4 months ago

    My like made the 4k ha ha ha

  • Chickenbowser
    Chickenbowser 4 months ago +383

    That may be the most civil heckling I've ever seen. Just a nice exchange of banter between two people and both of them were good natured about it.

  • Charles Windsor
    Charles Windsor 4 months ago +2

    paid much tax recently jimmy?

    • First Last
      First Last 5 days ago

      Charles Windsor very clever, top marks

  • Darrf
    Darrf 4 months ago

    thorry !

  • Brad Hartliep
    Brad Hartliep 4 months ago +1

    Hey Jimmy: Candice Bergen called. She wants the mold to Charlie McCarthy back or she's going to sue you for copyright infringement ..

  • Deda Rossi
    Deda Rossi 4 months ago +5

    Jimmy is the master in destroying hecklers :D

    • bookashkin
      bookashkin 4 months ago

      @ScoobySkreep Sure. If it were easy an amateur could do it :)

    • ScoobySkreep
      ScoobySkreep 4 months ago +3

      @bookashkin you say that but it's pretty tough to think up an apt comeback in front of up to thousands of people

    • bookashkin
      bookashkin 4 months ago

      If you have to bring down a heckler with references to their mum/dad, which Jimmy often does, you're an amateur.

    • FRAZLES C
      FRAZLES C 4 months ago

      Just imagine if he was given a fake P45 like Thresa May

  • Toby Gillett
    Toby Gillett 4 months ago +2

    0:56 lol

  • kl wies
    kl wies 4 months ago

    Comedy and Jokes are about seeing then tell funny stuff at the expense of others. However its important to Not to make it personal aka ad hominem. An example of Good comedy is seeing people doing real stuff that you find funny and then retell it to achieve comedic effect. Jimmy Carr's brand of comedy are for those who loves who can do the Best insults better LOL. For me this kind of comedy works sometimes but not at others because it seems to lean more toward ad hominem attacks on both sides rather than messing around and don't really mean it. Don't turn harmless fun and jokes into personal attacks. People come to comedy shows to get entertained and poke fun at life and some stupid things we all do. Once it gets personal its no longer a comedy show.

  • specialunit 042
    specialunit 042 4 months ago +7

    Step 1: Don't call dwarfs failed abortions.

  • redel37
    redel37 4 months ago

    The Velcoro Method is the best.

  • Mr.J Glokta
    Mr.J Glokta 4 months ago +10

    "Sowwy"